 Your little bird feeders are the half man place out there. There's a party going on out there. I know, sometimes I have literally like 40 to 50 birds in my yard and on those things. Which that's great, but let's talk about the poop. There's actually not a lot. No, that's good. That's amazing. Oh, my dogs eat it, I don't know. Yeah, but they do, that's probably the thing you have back there. More than you have the bird poop, is you get the dog poop. That poop is much bigger than birds. Much, much better, depends on the bird. I've seen some big old honking bird poops. You haven't seen set poop? No, that's true. Juice! First stupid wreck to get some Corbin. Poop in your own backyard. Ah, anyways, you know who we are, you know what to do. We do stupid things and there's two followers for juice. Yeah, ew. We're doing stand-up. Think of it. This is a, I don't think we've wrecked to the stand-up comedian. It's called MasterChef, a stand-up comedy by Karonesh Tullar. You said master and I didn't think chef was going to follow that. Yes. And the notes are no nubs. But the servant waits while the masturbates. What did you say, numb nuts? Numb nuts. I said there's no notes. Oh. So just go in and laugh. Here we go. It's good to be here. It gives me reason to get out of the house. Otherwise, I would have studied. My hobby is to be late. And to be passionate. Whatever happens in my life, I'm late. Good things, bad things, I'm just late. I don't even think about what's ahead of me. So I was at home a week back. And I got an SMS. In which I wrote, What are you worried about? Send Y for yes. And N for no. So I sent it. And I was making a new friend. So I got an SMS, Y. The phone rang, sir, are you worried about the fat guy? I said, why? What's your weight? I said, no. I don't know. I'm worried about the fat guy. This is his only wealth. Everything is healthy, friend. He messaged me by cutting the phone. Very witty. Very nice. I destroy all my time. On 26th, this is the prime of my life. And I'm wasting it. I watch something on the laptop every day. I've been streaming in Masterchef's 10-10 episodes. 10-10. I was watching season 8 of Masterchef Australia. And I saw the greatest act of bravery and stupidity that I've seen at the same time. There was an Indian contestant. Her name is Nidhi. The stakes are as high as they can be. This is the greatest cooking competition in the world. She fried the bhaji. At Masterchef. I was like, tie the newspaper and give it to Dhaage. There were three celebrity chefs standing in front of her. Celebrity chefs. And their minds are blown. They can't believe that someone sent it. Bhaji is so beautiful. It's so crisp on the outside and the inside. It's oozing with saliva. It's got such a lovely flavor. It's rustic and it's nostalgic. It's delicious. Nidhi, it's an explosion. It's a symphony in my mouth. I get Rs. 7 per person. These people are trying to fulfill their dreams. Otherwise, they would have never fulfilled their dreams. Just think about the other contestants. I was feeling too bad for them. They were working so hard. They didn't want me to fry the bhaji. They were making dishes that I would have to make for the FD. They were bringing me so many dishes that it felt like there was something. They were like, this is a homemade chocolate ice cream. It has white chocolate on top. It has dark chocolate on top. They were going to smoke it from the bottom and then they would say hi. They were like, pakodas. They were like, I thought I would make pakodas for them. I was watching this contest on TV and they were bringing me a plate. The contestants were so serious. They were so serious about what they had to do. The judges were going around and asking them, Claire, what are you planning to make? Claire is not messing around. She's like, all right, Gary. My protein is stuck. It adds a certain amount of sweetness to the dish. I need to cut that with some acidity from lime zest. But I also need to have a creamy element. So I might experiment with a cauliflower puree. And then later on, in order to balance the textures out, I might need to have a punch here. So might make a sesame twill if I have the time. Nidhi, what are you thinking? Chill, the weather is really nice. I was like, dude, I was laughing at Gary. Then I thought, whatever it is, at least we're not doing a job. We're not stuck in any office. What are you doing with my life? How did this come about? Now you live in a South home, in a family. You live in a bank. You don't live for too long. See, I understand why there's silence in the room right now. Because you guys are like, this is not the right place to forget the truth. And I'm here. And Mike is with me. So what do you need to do for a job? Join Bollywood. It's so easy. See, I understand if you want to be an actor or a director, you need to have contacts. No, it's not good. I'm saying it in a bad way. It can't be done anywhere. In 8-10 years, we'll be like, let's see what happens when we meet Dilruba Beva Fah Jaaniman. Say it sexy twice in between. It'll be a hit. Music director. Bad music director. No, it's not good. It's so beneficial to be an actor. It's good to choose from the internet. I can't get out of my house because of the kind of music that plays at public places. My people, my country, the world, the world, the world, I mean, I had a whole human brain to think about it. Because 6-6 years of childhood, the sounds that come out of it, are better than that. Music director, all you have to do is steal from the internet. That's why I don't have respect for Bollywood these days. I have respect for the old Bollywood. They didn't want to steal from the internet and it won't happen. To steal, you have to book a flight ticket. They were legends. They used to go to the US with their own money. Elvis Presley's concert. Elvis came on stage. Who makes my heart beat like thunder? They were like, okay, then they would come back. Very funny. Really witty, really funny. Yeah, I like his delivery. Yeah. He's very, almost, not totally self-loathing at times. Right. But then he's just very sarcastic, very witty. I like him a lot. He's very, very funny. I thought it was going to be self-deprecating right at the outset and that's pretty much what we were going to do. Yeah. And like he was going to come back and end it with, and so I went and I laid down. But he didn't. He just started with that and then took it to these other places and you realize, oh, he's not self-deprecating. He's observational. Yeah. And very witty observational. Really good. Yeah. Good stuff. I like him a lot, man. I think there's only been one stand-up comedian that we've seen that we just didn't get the same. Yeah, just didn't get. There hasn't been anybody we haven't liked. Yeah. Where we were like, yeah, don't be a stand-up comic. Everybody's been good. Yeah. One where we were not really getting everything and especially early on there was a lot of stuff we didn't get. We would look at the camera and go, sorry guys, don't go. Yeah. Our subbers do help as well. All my stars, they help. But what I'm hoping, because anytime we used to see a stand-up, our first thought was, when are they going to be in LA? Yeah. For the past year and a half, we haven't even had the thought because of COVID. But now, starting to have the thoughts of, if not this year, at least next year, Yeah, next year. Yeah, we can start seeing some stand-up comics perform here in India. Yeah. We can actually go. Yeah. We're not like, there's so many that we love and would want to see and concerts as well. Yeah. Of people. Yeah. But anyway, it's always let us know what other stand-up comedians we should react to down below. Josh! Josh!