 What's up Boston, just sold out two shows at the Wilbur Theater y'all, give it up for yourself. Now Boston, I'ma tell y'all right now, the first show was off the hook, I'ma need that energy from y'all up top, what's up top, I'm in the middle section, what's up in the middle. Oh y'all kinda suck right now, down low, what's up down low. The 85 South Show is not just a show, it's an experience. You guys are all officially 85%ers now, if you watch the show on YouTube, say hell yeah. That's what I'm talking about, I'ma need you to go on YouTube, subscribe to YouTube, tell two people about what you're gonna see in here tonight, go on all social media, Instagram, Facebook and Twitter and follow the 85 South Show. You guys are witnessing greatness tonight, you are witnessing the next kings of comedy. Boston, Boston, stand up, stand up. All right you guys ready to get the show started, say hell yeah. You ain't never seen a show like this before in Boston, the first member of the 85 South Show. You might have seen him on MTV's Wild'n Out, you might have seen him on his nationwide Nike campaign, he is the coldest dressed in the business, Boston, tonight we got Chico Bean in the house. The next member of the 85 South Show, you seen this man everywhere, he's out in the west side of Atlanta, you might have seen him on MTV Wild'n Out, you might have seen him in the movie almost Christmas and you can see him in theaters right now, he's in the movie I got the hook up too, Boston, DC, y'all plays in the house. The next member of the 85 South Show, he needs no introduction, where are my ladies, I'm gonna give him an introduction anyway, he's out of Atlanta, by way of Mississippi, you might have seen him on MTV Wild'n Out. Ladies, he is the coldest in the game right now, your baby daddy, Carlos Miller's in the building, Boston, I'm gonna need y'all to turn it up a couple nunches, if you give him that energy, they gon' give it back to you, we gon' have a great show y'all, so when I introduce him, I want you guys to be as loud as you can, up top in the middle and down low, y'all ready, say hell yeah. Boston! This bitch, look at y'all, got your good Sunday clothes on. I don't know who you with, I don't know who you with, I don't know who you with with Boston Massachusetts, I don't know who you with, I don't know who you with, I don't know who you with, I don't know who you with with Boston Massachusetts. Oh yeah! Oh that was it! Come on! Y'all ready, sit down, big seven, eight, stop! Now let that motherfucker breathe. Let that motherfucker fucking breathe! Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. This nigga done cut his whole forehead off. What in the fuck? This nigga got... Nigga what did you want? Nigga said, what you want? I want all this going, but keep right here. Nah, he went to get the whole shit off and change his mind. Nah, nah, nah, leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it. This nigga done took the Omarion too far. Damn, the front of your shit shaped like the Pontiac symbol. That is fucked up. My nigga, you got your shirt button all the way up. I'm doing the top button for you choking this bitch. You ain't gonna be able to swallow these little bit of tables. That's fucked up. Look at this nigga right here. A little like Carl Winslow, oldest brother. That's Bruce Winslow. Bruce Winslow in the middle. Nigga, the first can't go ahead. That's the first one, man. Appreciate it, man. Appreciate it, OG. You were? Which one? The last one? Oh, the one that just passed. You was up there, so you're down here now. He said I was down here. He said I was down here. I just was in the back. Nigga rubbing legs with another nigga. Move, man. You move, my nigga. My leg went here further. Stupid it. Look, he like, look, your table is right here. Look at that. Look at that. You have to get up. You get up, table, here. Look at it, he like, it's leave me alone. He don't want no smoke. He walked out. Fuck it, y'all figuring out. Y'all better leave that man alone for we hack your motherfucking bank account. You ain't gonna have no money in the morning. Motherfucker, I think it's funny, okay. We see who think it's funny when they have no money. But it's a good looking audience, boy. I love Boston, boy. Y'all got some real niggas. Y'all got some real niggas. Give it up for midnight. What you call them? This nigga look just like 12 o'clock. This nigga. Yeah, you're very dumb. I don't see nobody. I know. He write that on. He turn the flash on, I can see him. That nigga look like a shadow. Look like in the trunk, nigga. That's what it is. See that nigga alone, bro. We got a blind man in here. This nigga right here. Oh, you taking glasses off. Oh, okay. He like, yep, the gig is up. Yep, here it is. Look at my man beside him. He got the goddamn old 72 Afro. What's up with you? You pop-lopped my nigga. What's going on with you? That's that we ain't doing nothing. We just want to go to the store, sir. That man got that damn, damn, damn. Got that James Evans in the building. And he got a part. That nigga made the barber cut the part in the fro. Nigga was like, I'll be damned. I don't know how to do this. That nigga got an Afro like he good at physics. Would you say you got an Afro like you would? Good at physics. No! This nigga can do calculations and calculus and shit real good. The science. Look, all of them just came in the bus right now. They came on a party bus to a comedy show. Y'all was so stupid. I'm going to shit to laugh. What was that? He said, I better rep what I'm from. Nigga, I rep Mississippi everywhere. I am Mississippi. Fuck you talking about. That nigga ain't got no friends. Rep what we from, please. That nigga, he going to make you say it. Nigga better say Mississippi, nigga. That nigga ain't got no friends in Mississippi. You can't even spell Mississippi. M-I-S, Mississippi. Nigga still spelling M-I, crick-a-letter, crick-a-letter, I. Come back, come back, I. Can't you see me now? And leave that nigga alone. You ain't going to fuck with a Mississippi nigga. Leave her nigga alone. Hell nah. That nigga recording the show to send back to Mississippi. I told y'all I was coming, nigga. I told you I was going to be in that nigga. This is far away from Mississippi he ever been. You wouldn't believe the shit they doing up here. Fucking white women and everything. The shit is crazy. When you coming home, I ain't never coming home. That nigga's a slave. I fall with you, G. What you saying? Gonna make a bad feeling right now. They got this shit set up like a community organization meeting, nigga. They look like we about to come in here and complain about what time the trash get picked up in our neighborhood. I'm sick of the violence, son. Shit, smell like Job Corp. Smell like third chances in here. Yeah, it's a lot of black people in this bitch. They do feel like a basketball game. Right. It's been like a little church tournament going on. I see what's up up there. Y'all be safe. Shout out to the nigga on the very last row in the building. You the realest one. Really? If you sitting on the last row at the top, you are a gangster. Hey, we in Boston, too. That's the Negro row back there. That's the only place you used to have to come in through the roof to sit in this building. He's on me. Got to sing a Negro spirit to sit out up there. If you're not screwed. If you looking where they scared, but they like, uh. That ain't this bitch tonight, boy. You got black folks, white folks, gangsters, and the thugs. What is it? Yep, we got a dry racer right here. Yep, we got a dry racer. Damn. She like, you know what? Damn. Tell them that you got your shit colored like cinnamon. Tell them that's the cinnamon low top right there. Of course, there ain't got no room up there. You shaking like you got the piss money. You got to go to the bathroom. That nigga see y'all got to see this thing. He's sitting there like that. You doing it like you got the pistol on you. Nigga, what's going on? Bro, you straight? You ain't beefing. No, that nigga sitting on the front row. His side bitch sitting on the second row. She see that. I read the text and I see you and your little girlfriend. Damn, her head big as fuck. That's what you like? That nigga nervous as a motherfucker, boy. Nigga is stupid. That's your girl? Can I see your ID? No, he had to look at her. Nigga had to look at her. What? Huh? That nigga just drunk some drink. Oh, no ask her. That's you? That's you? How long you been with her? About a year. She ever get mad in her head but the fuck out of you. You gonna stop that? That's all good. She got the Klingon warrior. Remember the Star Trek, the Klingon warrior. Leave her the fuck alone. That's what it is. Fuck yeah, I got a big head too. Nigga, we in the same trap. Ain't no wrong with your head, girl. Bro, you got to take that dumb ass vest off. I would not allow you to stand in here. Nigga look like a life jacket. Nigga, you ain't about to go swimming, boy. I know. Like he about to go cut a tree down. Here I come. Ain't got the vest on in the summertime. Stupid ass vest. I remember one time I tried to say to somebody, boy, I about to drown myself. I was like, bitch, you just gonna have to die. Fuck die. Don't let this water get both of us. Hey, with a hood out in Boston. What's the hood in Boston? What do you say? George Chester? George Chester. He said George Chester. George Chester. Let's sit down, nigga. Please sit. Wait. Time out. Wait. I know you so. I know you so. My nigga, did you stand up on some gangster shit and drink out of straw, nigga? That nigga said yeah. He said George Chester. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Nigga, all you had to do was top that shit off just spinning. George Chester. Talk yo shit, OG. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Take it all in. Take it all in. Boy, you do not want smoke with that nigga right there. That nigga right there is in here drinking a sex on the beach and a gangster. Who fuck you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So let me get the fucking sex on the beach, bitch. Word up. I'm feeling real sick. That's the type of nigga that'll shoot you underhand. Pow, pow, pow. George Chester. How you going to take off that shit? He's like, I ain't do that shit. Hey, DC, this how to do it. I didn't do that. After he shoot the spot up, this how you going to take off. What that mean? Nigga, I long and lit. No, see, I tried to match with my shoe. Yeah, that's a very important of a black man's life. You got to find that hat that matched the outfit, boy. Ain't nothing wrong with it. That'll fuck your whole day up. You don't give a fuck what the hat got on it if it matched your clothes. You can walk in that store that's about to close. Only hat matched your outfit. Got a whole dick on the front of it. You like, shit. What time is it? 9.30. Damn, y'all about to close the club. Let me see the one with the dick on it real quick. I'm going to wear it to the back. They ain't even going to know. I'm going to say it's an emoji. I'm going to say it's an emoji. I'm going to say it's an emoji. This bitch go perfectly with the shoes. I'm going to have to use the curl brush. Fuck that. I ain't buying that one. Then you're going to just go in there. I got to use the curl brush. I ain't buying that one. I ain't buying that one. You got to be fucked up. You got to be fucked up. Let's see. Yo, let's find something. I bet you're going to get the tennis outfit that's glued on it. She got them right there. This nigga just yelling out shit. We got tennis now. You got to mark that up. Okay. No, he asked it with the question mark. Do we got tennis in the building? I don't know. Do it. Check your chest. He said it like he got a business or something. Do we got titties in the building? Because I got free mammograms for anybody who comes down to the clinic tomorrow morning. Of course. He better not be no nurse. That's a strong ass nurse. Give me the all. Damn. What? What you just said? Brockton? Brockton. Brockton, man. What the fuck is Brockton? Brock. Brockton? Brockton. No, nigga. Brockton. Brockton. Brockton. Boom. Uh-oh. Do you see that? You see that? Uh-oh. Boom. Do you see that? You know what that mean? What? That mean them Brockton niggas low down. That's a motherfucker. Yeah. The whole crowd booed him and started saying why. That nigga got my cousin shot. Boom. The nigga broke in my grandma house in Brockton. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Why don't nobody fuck with Brockton? Y'all gonna be on heroin or some shit. Them drugs, daddy. Everybody died up. Why don't nobody fuck with Brockton? It's Brockton. It's Brockton. They on heroin. Hey, where you from? Brockton. Y'all they have too hard. They must have got a lot of J's down there, bruh. I know where you from. The white Brockton. They sound down there. Brockton. That's how she sound. She yelling that shit up. Brockton. Brockton. Brockton. Where the A my man, white man. It's Brockton. Where the white people who is that? Because I know it get tough. No, the mask. No, the mask. She sound like a fish. Lower mask. She sound like when you go fishing that. Lower mask. Lower mask. Lower mask to catch some sea bass. Let me ask somebody who from here. I don't trust white people information. Lower mask to catch some sea bass. He trying to say some fucked up nice white people shit. What a real white people who are that? Nigga with the lime green shirt. I can't hear this. Far River. Far River. That shit sound like Trailer Park Trash. Look at the white dude. Trailer Park Trash. White dude turning into a monster. Get the fuck out of here. That ain't even that fucking bad. The fuck are you talking about? It ain't even that fucking bad over there. Kick your fucking ass. Far River sound like some Trailer Park shit. He's at Pearl River. That shit next door. That's what they got in Far River. That's what they got in Pearl River. Crack smoke in their bodies. Crack smoke in their bodies. Crack smoke in their bodies. Bye. I ain't from Brooklyn. Stop, nigga. Fuck around with you. He look like he tired of doing this shit. I'm just looking. Y'all motherfuckers. What are you doing? Y'all having a whole debate. No, nigga. I'm trying to tell her not to help you hide your seat. Stupid that boy. That boy got on the blue red. He's from Brooklyn. He got a cousin that stand Far River. On the heroin. This nigga crazy as fuck. He arguing all the way back to his shit. Fuck that. Shaz down. Nigga got a raincoat on. Multicolor raincoat. Hey, Brooklyn is in the hood because I rode past there. It was a nigga coming out of Ross like this. Yup, I got the whole wreck. I'm thinking like what side I search you with DC? I think I can't. Oh, that ain't your side. Let me go to my trunk. Here we go. Hey, bro, where you from? Roxbury. I'm going to Brooklyn. I'll be back. This nigga stupid as fuck. Roxbury. Niggas in Roxbury? That's what it was. Roxbury. Roxbury. Y'all got some crack head neighborhoods. I'm from Roxbury. Ain't that the shit where the niggas was like? See, I told you, crack head. Yup. That's the murder capital? That's the murder capital and you are proud of that? I don't understand why. I don't understand why niggas be proud of that shit. Yeah, murder capital, nigga. We be dying and killing the shit out each other. Come visit. No. Come to my neighborhood, nigga. Everybody dead already. I'm the only one alive. I'm everybody dead. Niggas need to check his mailbox. Niggas, what the fuck is he talking about? Niggas be asking the mailman, can you bring it to me? I would never live in the goddamn murder capital. Niggas have two people in my neighborhood get killed. I'm moving. Niggas get robbed. I'm moving. Fuck that. I mean, they meant to kill you. Yeah, because if they got robbed, them niggas coming back. Yup. They like, damn, we forgot something. Next thing you know, you look out your window and say, nigga, touch yester. You don't want them, bro. They gonna kick and kiss you. Niggas shooting up your house with pink bullets. Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. They gonna do a drive-by. All gonna shoot your house up. Like pow, pow, pow. Gonna be a nigga behind you like this. Uh-uh, you forgot one. Goddamn. Then a nigga pull up in a corolla. Bitch, get in. We taking this shit way too far. Niggas horn gonna be like, Nah, you know what this horn gonna say? Get out the way. Now. I know where them niggas from. I think it's their now. That nigga. That nigga is stupid. Look at the white girl. She is tired. She been doing this shit two shows and nobody tipped her. She about to quit. Ah, welcome to Niggas, bitch. Y'all better leave that white lady alone. She a power ranger during the week. Y'all ain't playin'. Fuck around, come in here dressed like the pink ranger beating the shit out people. Much love to all the ladies who got some weed and they broaden out your titty itching. The sticks, the stems, that shit poke your ass. What kind of ladies we got in here tonight? Let me see. What kind of ladies? Bitch got some big tosses. Where you at? All the freaking ones up top. There. Look at her. She's twerking. She twerking in the back seat. Do you see that lady? She ain't got no room. That lady at the very top jumped up and started humping like DC. Bitch in the back twerking. Hey, bitch. Don't hit your head on that ceiling. I wonder what that last row puts it hidden like that last, very last row. Ma'am, you can sit down. Your jeans loose in the front. No, that pussy ain't good. Oh, shit, loose in the pussy area? Nah, I don't want that. She got out. Nah, that pussy got a crease in it. I don't want that. Too much out. That fucking shit loose in some jeans. I don't want that. That big ass pussy look like a six by nine between her legs. I don't want that shit. Oh, man. Look, she still talking shit. No, no, no. She's with my auntie jeans, okay? She a construction worker. You sit that long ass pussy now. It's okay. She that caring for work. You that caring for work. Give me your work jeans. I know. Yeah, nah. Fucking her like putting your dick in a crown rule bag. Oh, my God. I imagine that line. I know. That's a waste of time. You trying to pull a drawstring? Won't even stay on there. So purple. I sit down, man. It's okay. We know you got them on sale at the maternity store. You like, fuck it. I can wear these. Three dollars? I can't beat that. We love you too. No, no pants. They be catching her fart. Y'all got to start leaving people to fuck alone. I'm so sick of these pants that he catching my balls. What's up, man? It's your man Carlos Mill over here at the 85 South Show. Sometimes I am trapped in the studio and I don't know how I'm going to get something to eat. You know what I do? Pick up the phone and open the DoorDash app. Yeah, they bring you everything, man. DoorDash has something for every lifestyle. On the go with no time to waste or to pick up and pass the line. Delivery is more than just pizza in 2020. With a selection of your favorite flavors from across the globe, you can order World Cuisine from the comfort of your living room with DoorDash. So make sure you download the app and use promo code 85 South so you can get $5 off your first order of $15 or more. That's promo code 85 South. You've got big plans for 2020. But when will you find time to do it all? Order delivery with DoorDash and take back time in your day. We use it. We want you to use it. That's why we're giving you the promo code. And for the people who don't know what a promo code is, it's kind of like a coupon before the internet. So if you go in there and they say enter the promo code, always enter 85 South so you can get the best deal possible. With Door to Door delivery in all 50 states, Puerto Rico, Canada, and Australia, you can order from your local go-to or choose from your favorite national restaurants like Chipotle, Wendy's, Chick-fil-A, and the Cheesecake Factory. Get the app. Go to the app store and get the app. You don't have it yet. Why we still talk? I got food on the way. What were you saying, bro? Go commercial. Ain't nobody heard shit. These people sitting beside her like, what that bitch think? She keep spitting on them. She drunk. We crazy as hell. We find the motherfucker way up there to fuck with. She freaked out. It's perfectly fine people right in front of us that we could be fucking with. It's just crazy. We can't see you. We just imagine this is what you look like. You can't see shit because she's standing up in a pussy area loose. That's all I can see. Jean Saga in the front. Look like they on backwards. This is stupid. Chris Cross make you want to jump, jump, Jean's. A friend's like, sit down, bitch. She's like, I am. Leave that lady alone. She going through enough shit. I know. We should have came to this bitch earlier. I didn't know it was this many niggas in Boston. Yup, it's a lot of them. These niggas are crazy. It's a lot of niggas in Boston. Fuck, they get declared next standpoint. That mean that niggas always been in Boston all throughout history. Yup. So you know niggas was at the Boston Tea Party like, man, look at the white folk going crazy. Nah, they was saying shit. Man, they ain't even putting no sugar in that tea. That shit nasty as fuck. I throw that nasty shit in that water too. That shit nasty as a motherfucker. They got some pretty damn women in Boston, boy. They do. Gorgeous women in Boston. Gorgeous women. So you mean to tell me all the women who didn't clap don't agree. These bitches ain't cute. They ain't from Boston. She like, I'm from Philly. Look, nigga, I hope you find your chair fast. You gonna hit your nuts on three chairs. Shit. Excuse me. Nigga ain't bullshitting. Nigga realize he fucked up. He like, man, this ain't no goddamn VIP. Hold up, man. Before you sit down, let that little nigga sit down because you... He like, hold up, nigga. Huh? Yeah, nigga, you ain't got nowhere to sit. You gonna stand on that seat in a minute. Nigga, your hat is the biggest thing on you. Fuck you talking about. Sit your little nephew, build ass down. And fuck all that shit. And get away. You know that nigga ain't no killer. He wave his finger like this. Stop. Don't say that. Shut up. You better sit down before I get that nigga from Dorchester to shoot you sideways. Pow, pow. And you don't want those problems. Sit down. Pow. This ain't what you want. Poo. This nigga here making threats with glasses on. Fuck all you niggas. This nigga about to start stripping. What the fuck, Ron? Put keep your clothes on, nigga. Yeah. This nigga out on that jazzy jeff shirt. But if you don't get your stupid ass on... Fuck about your coof ass. I'm gonna look like a drum major, but... Nigga still eat cold pop turn. Fuck you. What? Nigga look like, he can't wait. That's what I'm gonna say. Nigga, be in the threesia. Oh, my bad, bruh. Nah. Nah, ain't no bad. Nigga, your shirt made out of pantyhose. Sit down, nigga. Dorchester, jump up and tickle this nigga. You know he tickles. He was about to do it, too. He said, oh, wait a minute. I ain't even bring my... You know I ain't bring my tickler. Nigga, about to tickle that nigga ass. People you came with ain't shit. They ain't even tried to help you. They was just like, cool ass, bruh. They said that. They been like... They said they ain't done. They like, I told these niggas right here. Yeah, I told this nigga. Oh, shit. Nigga, is you in here eating candy? Man, I'm telling you that nigga let it when he stood up and took that sip. Put that goddamn candy up. This nigga is a full blown crib. He got a blue drink, blue soup, blue candy. Nah, he ain't here being... Man, stop recording, nigga. He has a real killer. He pouring the Mike and Nikes in the sex on the beach. Oh, this is gonna make it even more fruity. Get one on Mike and Nikes, nigga. Get one on Mike and Nikes, nigga. Man, this nigga is so goddamn strange. Nigga tried to hold him. I'm gonna get you two. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. No, I bought these. I'm gonna get you two. Don't put your hand in my box. Do you want him or not? Nigga, he wanna watch him drop. Uh-uh. Hold your hand. Oh, you gave me three. Oh. Y'all motherfuckers are weird, bruh. Uh-huh, nigga. Nigga, like he lost so much. Let me see. Oh, you got a key? Oh, okay. He got another pair. Nigga got a sweet tooth. Nigga got a mouth full of brown teeth. You see, that nigga challenge is fucking me in the club looking for his candy like cigarette. What am I got there? I'm candy. I had a blue pack. I had a red pack. I had a purple pack. Let me get a pack of the Mike and the salt pack. I know that nigga got a pack of Nile ladies in the sock ladies in the show. He's gonna be like, hold up real quick. Security be like, it be your pocket. He's like, security be like, don't go before. It be after. He's gonna pour him out for security, too. Nigga be out in front of the club like, I told you. Hey, this show gonna be long as fuck. I cannot already tell you. Damn, I wonder. Nigga, we gonna be up here so long, that nigga shit gonna be the groom back. Oh. Nigga, you got your shit cut like a Mortal Kombat character, nigga. You look like you the last nigga you fight before you get the door chester. You got to fight him at night. Leave that nigga alone, man. Shout out to security right here. He was security last show. Nigga got a whole doctor miracle to his shit and think don't nobody know. You done permed your shit, didn't you? He like, nah, baby, this natural be. Word up. This extra natural, nothing but waters and nuts and berries. Leave that nigga alone, man. What's your name, G? When he asked you last show, what's your name? Franklin. His name is Franklin. That nigga name, Franklin. Oh, it's Franklin. That nigga did his head in baby oil before he got here. Nigga look like a debarge in this motherfucker. That's the old debarge nephew right here. That nigga passionate. He want to be a soprano singer. Bro, I'll be mad as a motherfucker if I was sitting on the side right there. You paid all that money. They got you sitting by that old lad pipe. Right. Look like y'all could take off in a roller coaster sitting on that motherfucker. You look like a firefighter. What was on that rope anyway? That was really handy shit. Man, this is the oldest building in Massachusetts right here. They just added the speakers. You can tell. They white. They tried to hide them. You can't hide them. White people used to come to this shit in the 80s. They let us out of this bitch. This is where the purge started right here. You said where the purge started? This is where the purge started right here. They're going to spend that whole section. Look, that white man with the white shirt. That's the dude who owned the building. He had to walk through here just to see how many niggas was in here. Damn it. How many motherfuckers are in there tonight? I'm going to take you backstage and make you a whole stromboli from scratch. You want a stromboli? I'm going to make sure you're good. Do me a favor. Do you a favor? They got them old lab revolving doors up there. They're from church doors. Open up. I'm in the building doors. Who we got here? They ain't changed this shit since the five heartbeats came. The five heartbeats came. It's segregated. This is what they wanted to tell us. Right. And all the white people down here. Eddie Cain came. Just building right here. They ain't cleaned this motherfucking alone time. They ain't paying nobody to go up there and clean that shit. That shit nasty. I just know what that shit is. That's the chandelier from Beauty and the Beast, nigga. That shit. That shit old as fuck. Everybody right there got allergies right there. We got any fine ladies in here tonight? Oh, single fine ladies. Fuck. Okay. That was more than the first time. What happened? Fuck that. You ain't got to be single with much love to all the ladies who got a nigga. But you want another one. You want another one. You got to wait on the last part. Every woman in here got a rotation. She just might be fucking one nigga, but she got a bunch of them. She got a side nigga, please. Listen, all the ladies that work in the office building got a nigga that will buy you lunch every time you let them. Look at her. All right, no. Nigga, come past here. How you doing today, Cheryl? You looking down? What's going on? You okay? Oh, you know you got to wear that smile, baby. You too beautiful to be sad. It ain't a nigga in this building that are meant to be in that nigga, though. Look at the work husband nigga right there. This nigga, man, he know she got a work husband. Nigga got to pick her up. Nigga be walking out to build a nice shell. You have a good one, all right, baby? Yeah, you better go home and start an argument with her. It's because she ain't denying it hard enough. She just laughing all the time. She ain't never hungry when she goes to the house. I know. Ladies, you got a work husband, ladies. How long have you been with her? She left too long. Your man likes your ass. She by herself. Ladies, y'all keep secrets like the government. Boy, I tell you, can't get y'all at me as shit. Y'all know you got a work husband, nigga. It's your job that you go to Chick-fil-A with. She took all day to make right there. Shit. She got her shit cut like hall holding. You great rip your shirt off, baby. Bro, did you see the ass on her? God is crazy. God that gave that lady two asses. Ass, ass. Yeah, she, that's how she cut it. She cut it. Then they were too short. She like, uh-uh, I got a stress shit. Are y'all sisters? Because y'all dreams to like... Y'all still do that shit? Y'all didn't plan it. She just had one. So you mean to tell me y'all was both at home at the same time like bitch, blue jane dress, killer, dead. Over with it. Over with it, dead. Well, I tell you, they look like, they look like the sisters of the proud family. Y'all beat the shit out of somebody in here. I already know. They look like they momma made the shit together. Y'all get over there. Let me get a pinch over there. Where y'all from? Springfield. Springfield. Springfield, Brooklyn. Hold up. What's going on now? Ain't that where the Simpsons is from? Oh, fuck, I don't have a hospital. No bullshit. Ain't the Simpsons from Springfield. Y'all from who? Shit, I thought that's where the Simpsons was at. Springfield, man. Y'all sexy, though. I just wanted to talk to you. Y'all sexy, though. I just want you to know. Y'all are sexy. And y'all hospital bed sheets. I don't believe that. She said, you too young for me. Did she say that shit wrong? I'm too young for a bitch. I'm 20 sound. I'm a grown man. I'm 20 sound. I'll fuck the black off you bitch. You better stop playing with me. Shout out to my man right here. You look like a Jamaican rap artist. Everybody put your hands in the air upon the place. You already know what this is going down from the top to the bottom. More fire for my people, more fire. You know I'm not a stressor. Take the sip of the drink because I'm from Dorchester. You know I don't play. I am the king. I boo boo boo every day. Big pussy gal, let that big pussy gal. Big pussy. Black fire. More fire. Shout out to the girl up top. The front of your G. Everybody know I keep my cool. Yes, yes, yes, you know. I'm a gun. Go. Boo boo boo. Poor business. Put your teeth in my mouth. Put a TGT in my mouth. My mouth. Don't you say one more time. Put a TGT in my mouth. What you want time to do? Put a TGT in my mouth. I say the big TGT. I look up TGT. I say the big TGT. I look up TGT. I say the big TGT. I look up TGT. I look up TGT. What about the saggy TGT. What about TGT. If we do the song about saggy TGT, it's going to be too long. Ah. You don't want to hear it no more. Take the bra off. TGT drop to the floor. Say what? Say what? You don't want to hear it no more. Take the bra off. TGT drop to the floor. TGT drop. TGT drop. TGT drop. TGT drop. Okay. One by the crack hits from Brookton. Brookton. Brookton. They got their dope feeds in the Brookton. Brookton. Brookton. They name Brookton. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Do the Brookton. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Wake it up now. Y'all cut this shit off right now. Y'all cut this shit off right now. Yeah. You don't even got to know what they saying. The beat be so gangster. It don't matter. They go old nigga right there. They go bitch on the dope. Bitch on the cocaine. He got three customers. What the fuck is he telling them to sit? Ain't no more goddamn seats down here. Hey, find your seat. The nigga had to get off the steps. You can sit on the steps, but we no more goddamn seats. Find your seat. Go ahead. I don't care. I leave that man alone. He already halfway through our social security numbers. I already have a half. Only 50 more and I will take over the old. That's fucked up, chico. Whatever. I don't know how they keeping up with these tabs. These seats ain't got no ticket number. I don't know who paying for what. Yes. Thank you. I pay my. Man, look at this fine. Look at this fine ass lady right there. She just giving drinks away. She don't know. She bitch just. Oh, the lady. Oh yeah. I guess. Yeah, buddy. She been fine. She probably been fine the longest in here. Who? This lady right there. How long have you been fine? Beautiful. She don't have a word. Shut the fuck reason why we can't never have shit nice. She like I should not have bought my mother to this event. That's your mother. That's not your mother. What the fuck is your mother? Yeah. What's your auntie? That nigga's gonna try that. That nigga's always trying to hype shit. Ooh, that ain't her. That's your auntie. That's your auntie. That's your sister. Without me or not. Bang bang. That ain't lady fine. She's beautiful. She fine as fuck. What's your name, middle lady? So what's your name? P.O.? She got all the time. Like P.I.? Like P.I.? Hey, what's up, P.I.? Slide up on you later on and get a P.O. That pussy. Yo, it's done. Hi. Where you from, P.O.? I'm just playing. Unless you ain't playing. Fuck y'all, I don't even... I don't even want no pussy without no consent. I need to hear yes four times. Over and over again. I got to do the screenshot. I'm telling you what it is. All the words. You got to tell us. I'm gonna put that pussy on me. Yes, screenshot. I need more evidence than that. Send me both titties individually. I need a left-titty picture and a right-titty picture just so I can match them up if I need to. What if they don't match, though? Say what? Some titties don't match. Some titties don't match. Some titties got one longer than the other one. That's why they got to like... You know how you fix that? You got to look at them bitches from an angle. Like you taking a picture in an R&B group. You ever seen a big dance in the club? I did. You be like, something wrong with that whole... Boy, you know we got a real hood show. Niggas don't even care about they recording the shit. Them niggas would be all right. Shit, my cousin locked up. They got me e-mailing them this shit in the morning. They fuck with y'all in the penitentiary. I need this. Your weave is magnificent, ma'am. I just want to let you know that you look like you would be the logo for a soul food restaurant. You know, like, Wendy, she would be like the logo for the soul food restaurant. I don't like her ass. She look like she a cheat in a game on Uno. Like a lowdown ass. I don't know how to smell like malt balls. Speaking of Uno, I'm glad you said that. You got racks. I do not want to be here. Hey, real quick, boss. Let me see what type of niggas we got in here. If you playing Uno, can you put a draw two on top of a draw four? Yep. Yes. Yes. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Yes, you fucking can. And if you say you can't, use a bitch ass nigga. Yes, you can. And you don't know how to play. Yes, you can. You don't know how to play. Yes, you can. Pussy nigga, draw 30. You thought you had me. Nope. I been holding this red draw two the whole game. All right. Because I knew you was a fuck nigga. Okay. And I knew what you was going to try to do was going to try to go out with the draw four. Nah, nigga, draw six, bitch nigga. All right. I got one for you. I got one for you. If you a real Uno player, do you hold all your power cards and just wait to the end until you ain't got no more numbers? Yes. Yes. Yes. Draw four. Draw two. Skip you. Reverse you. Skip you. Fuck you. Don't you talk about. Oh no, bitch. Somebody go out on your nigga. Got a whole bunch of cards. You like Uno, nigga. Like, all right, cool. Skip you. Skip you. Reverse back to me. Reverse back to me. Skip you. Draw two. Draw two. Draw two. The color is blue. Uno out. Over with. Now you just standing there like, don't you? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Nigga. Talk to you. You ever been down in Uno and had about 40 cards and then came back in one? Yeah. Recall one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, six, five, four, three, two. Skip, skip, skip. Draw two. Draw four. Draw four. Draw four. Oh no. Reverse it back to me. I don't like you. Skip you. Oh. Hey, but also real nigga shit. The next person you skip, you got to tell them that. I can't stand your ass. Skip you. Nigga, I have any cards again. Only black people though. You saw this shit on Twitter a couple of weeks ago. What'd they say? Nigga's got on Twitter and argued with Uno company about their goddamn. They don't know what the fuck they're talking about. And that's exactly what nigga said. Uno, you crazy fuck. It's time out. Y'all invented the game. We invented the game game. Fuck you talking about. Right. It's eye game bitch. Y'all make the cards, nigga. We make the game. Fuck you talking about. They ain't never really had no instructions with Uno anyway. He would just like figure that. Yeah. You got to watch who you play Uno with. Nigga's be making up rules and shit. Nigga to deal out all the cards and then start saying shit that don't even apply to Uno. Joker's wild, deuces out. Oh whoa, what the fuck? Whoa. What the fuck? Uno get Joker's money. Ah. They got some new goof-ass Uno cards out now where you can draw a card to make you switch hands with a motherfucker. What? That shit dumb as fuck. I'm not switching hands with you. Stupid. Wish you would give me all them cards. Win the way you supposed to win. No. No. Black people know how to play some goddamn cards. No. We ain't even going to play space with your cards if ain't nobody went through the deck and wrote big on the big Joker. Shout out to everybody who liked the Rene. Who liked the Rene? Just playing space. Who liked the Rene? You know what I like playing with? What? Catch me, bitch. Catch me. Please don't pick that nigga. Please don't pick that. I ain't fucking with no space. I play some Tunk, nigga. I declare war. I declare war, nigga. You don't want to see me in that. Ooh, I declare war. Why you say that? Give me that motherfucker. I declare war. As soon as you said Tunk, a nigga pulled out some cards and sent them dollars. Run it right now. Look, I like playing space. We got to bring that shit back, nigga. Tunk tournament, nigga. What about speed? Y'all ever play speed? Ooh. You see how half the audience then got quiet. Everybody who know how to play cards grew up with their grandma. That's fucking crazy. My auntie told me how to play cards. I don't like the way this nigga clap. I don't like this nigga. Because you ain't seen his clap. That nigga was clapping. Hey. Fuck you clapping so wide for my nigga. That's a wide ass. You know why he is. Because that motherfucker sex on the beach then kicked in, bitch. I'm ready to party. That's it. Look, he's out. White woman. Y'all working the shit out there one white lady. She done came and took 50 orders. Ain't brought shit back. Uh-oh. The nigga trying to buy my drink. He's trying to buy my drink. The nigga right here trying to buy my drink. Sit your stupid ass down. He said he need another one and I got it. Y'all better lead gangsta-licious alone. 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Don't sleep on incense. I can make your house. A lot of us was born to the smell of an incense. Your father was fucking the shit out your mama with some Egyptian must burn it in the background and some Maxwell plan. Don't burn on incense for me. I got asthma. Put that shit out. Put this shit out on your wall. I love these people. This is always been stupid ass places to be poking out. I can always tell when some shit real funny because when she laying for titties wiggle in opposite direction. And he's the nigga the dancers now is crazy. What's that? What you just did? Oh that's the whoa. That's what you're saying. That shit is crazy. Nigga you should just want to do the MC hammer. We was young. These young nigga. What'd you say? You want to do it with me? Who said that? Who said it? Who said it? Ah, lift your tittie up. Whoa. I did a big girl like that one time. I went down there to eat a book. I said, hold up. Grab your stone. Oh. Oh, that's the real whoa right there. That shit hit me on my head. I was like whoa. Whoa. So you're saying you invented that dance. That's what you're saying. And if you listen, do that. Do the dancers in your age range. You look goofy as fuck. You seen Kirk Franklin, Millie Rockin on the internet with a goddamn sleeveless T. Kirk Franklin hit that shit. Then he did the double. I bet Jesus was like come on, Kirk. Just stomp nigga. God damn. I fought with Kirk. That nigga is a real nigga man. Boy I followed Kirk Franklin on Instagram. That nigga almost cussed one day. What did he say? You know the nigga's short. His wife had put the cookies on the top shelf. I don't know who put the mother. Excuse me, Lord. Shit. He did almost cursed in a couple of them songs over the years, too. He didn't call himself. But the people say shit. Every time he say that, he had to replace the curse word. I said the fuck people say. Y'all don't think I'm lying, but I met Kirk Franklin. We did, too. That nigga walked up on me. There wasn't nobody around. He walked up on me. He was like, nigga, you funny as fuck. Hey, that nigga a real nigga though, cuz you know he came a while enough. I'll back that smuggler weed and shit. The nigga walked up on me. I don't know what he was doing. I guess he was just making it round. The nigga just walked past me. You know Jesus spoke weed, too. Oh. I'm like, Kirk, are you trying to tell me something, Kirk? That nigga said, smooth down. This nigga said, what a cuss out. Yeah, it can't smuggle him. His English too good. Open them big ass nigga, speak to well. What happened? Sweaty feet. Yeah, this shit ain't big. We can hear everybody conversation in this motherfucker. I can tell by the carpet. I know y'all feet swim, but this is funeral home carpet y'all laying on. Right. Now you can hear everybody. Leave foot with y'all. Leave this motherfucker. You can hear everybody conversation in this bitch. I just heard somebody over there said, you don't need to try. You been drinking. Don't tell me what the fuck to do, nigga. Yes, he did. I'm like, what? I'm already sitting up top. You think I give a fuck about danger? I don't give a fuck. Ain't nothing more dangerous than this goddamn balcony. Nigga, this shit been here since 12, 12, bitch. What's that? I don't fucking know. It's old. Fuck you. Okay. Uh-oh. They just kicked the AC in. I felt. Let's see if they came out of nowhere. He just put it on. White man just came and said, yeah, they've been. They ain't just turning out. Well, you're like, you own an Italian restaurant, boy. Welcome to Majino's. Whatever you like. I get you whatever you need. But you think I'm bullshit and he owns this building? I know he do. Everybody knows your name. Where people see that your troubles are all the same. Fuck your shit. You want to go where everybody knows your name. We fucked with that. Turn it off. I'm about to get saved. Yeah. That's them TV shows you used to wake up to when you fell asleep with the TV on right there. Cheers, man. Shit like that. The Twilight Zone. And when the pastor come on, get up. Watch this, Chico. I'm about to fuck everybody in this room up, nigga. Mash been coming on for 60 years. You ain't never seen the same episode twice. Oh, what? Mash. Is that when the old, uh, now that's undercover cop. No, that's the old Vietnam show. Undercover cop would need it, too. Look at that nigga. Got him a fresh butt. Got him a fresh sex on the beach. Look at him. He's like, yeah, you take both of those right there. Thank you. That nigga gonna be having a hot girl summer before he leave this motherfucker. You ain't see him get the cut back. Uh-uh. Get my limit. What's up, nigga? Come here, PNB. Yeah, that PNB rock right now. Look at that nigga. Got excited. We got some. My mixtape, son. You got to hear that shit, bitch. It's my nigga, son. My nigga, you got a mixtape. And if you do got a mixtape, man, uh, like now you got to move to the digital age, man. Most people don't even have CD players no more. And you got the CD. It's like, I appreciate you, but where I'm gonna listen to it at, man. Shit in your mind, bitch. Just imagine what it sound like. I need the money. I check nigga music out. Oh yeah. I listen to everything. I listen to all types of shit. But just, you know, the old, remember the old days when niggas used to have mixtapes outside the club, handing them out. Them days are old. Trying to sell them. Yeah. Nigga, catch you walking to the ball. And you're my man. You like real hip hop? Like what? Yeah. You like real hip hop? Look, this is my mixtape, man. Real balls on this, man. None of that bubble gum shit. None of that bullshit beat. Fire beats. Real balls beat. Look, you know what I'm saying? I ain't asking for much. Whatever you can give me, I'll take. But I'm telling you, you won't be disappointed. You'll be like, all right, man. 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Get your first shipment for free. 85 South. I put that on everything. Times is hard out here. You hear me? Rap about old niggas ain't able to do the shit. Rappers, rap about. You don't want to hear no rap from an old ass nigga. Went to the club, left early, had to go home. Nigga got tired. Shit. Counsel the party because I didn't feel like going. That's a fake on this nigga. I paid bills last week. Mortgage in the homeowner's association. Leaving notes on the door. Talking about cars in the driveway. Fuck that shit. I had company. Everybody don't stay here. Turn this shit off. I was about to say nigga. I was about to go with you. Old nigga rapper beat dope. I had a vibe, uh-uh. Had a vibe. Agro pill. This shit didn't work. What? I had to eat a pizza all night till the bitch went to work. Come on. I'm really, really old. Sometimes my heart skip a beat. I need to afford my medicine. So I work at Walmart checking receipts. Been with my wife 20 years. Yeah. Yeah. That's my baby. I used to rap about a lot of bitches. But now I respect ladies. Right. You respect those ladies. And I will mess with the kids. What the what? What the fuck? I said you respect the lady. And I mess with the kids. I'm letting you know I respect her too. Reword that shit, you know. I said you mess with a lady. You respect the lady. And I mess with the kids. I'm letting you know I respect her. You know what? Fuck that shit. I really don't give a fuck. See that's why the old nigga rapper ain't gonna work. Cause I ain't, oh yeah. I don't give a fuck about them damn kids to be honest. Who on the swing? Who on the swing? I respect her. And I'm cool with the kids. Shit to do. I gotta go home, cut the grass, and then put a hot water heater in too. Yeah. Hey, I don't play. I'm in the studio every day. But when I put my headphones on, they get mad cause I be like, huh, what'd you say? I'm about to sit down. Oh, cause my back's starting to hurt. Right, motherfucking now. Look, I'm gonna sit with you. Cause I'm tired of this shit. Every time I finger hug, my hand gets stuck. Cause I got arthritis. That old nigga rap, that shit go in a little bit. I told you man, niggas need to give old rappers a shot. Nigga hand gets stuck. You know what? I'm so sick of this shit right here. God damn. ADC. You ever played with a pussy so long, your forearm start burning, you can't feel your fingers? Oh yeah, my shit got stuck one time. You must have been trying to break a Guinness World Record. That happened to you. Motherfucking right. She's like, what's wrong? I'm like, yeah, go down in a minute. Well, I tell you, it is some gangster niggas in here, sipping out them straws, boy. Y'all don't give a fuck. Nigga, hell yeah, nigga. You're sipping. I'm busy like they smoking cigarettes. Shout out to all the baby moms out here that just had to buy all them school clothes by yourself. Yep, all three shirts, two pants. Hey, at least he got something. Some kids going to school with the shit from last year. Niggas going to school on Friday, looking like Monday. I was like, well, you look familiar. You look like earlier this week. How was that job? Oh, yeah. Shout out to all the mamas in here that's still in the fashion and buy their kids all the Jordans and shit and putting all that extra pressure on that nigga. Look, don't cheer for that. That nigga's under pressure at the school. When you're the only nigga with the Jordans or everybody. Like, look at that, your shoes. Bro, kids really don't give a fuck about that shit no more. Shit. Man, my son, 10. Shit. White Air Force ones. That's what you're talking about. That's good. What about niggas who can't get Air Force ones? They ought to, they got to get White Night. But nigga, think about it. Got to get them. Niggas like niggas, they ain't the same family but they have Air Force ones. Yeah. Nigga coming home with some tennis shoes for you. No snickers. The one he asked for them, them are like the most popular shoes ever. Tell them Apple ones. Yeah. Yes. They go with everything. That made me think he wasn't taking his education serious. Shout out to that, shout out to the motherfucker who wore the fake Apple. But you knew how to walk so you ain't going to bend them up and fuck them up. Boy, you said that shit and touched that nigga's spirit. That nigga said, hey boy, go here, boy. I remember one time a nigga was playing too much. He pushed me. I was like, uh-uh, stop playing now. The nigga did the hopscotch to not bend his Air Force ones. But you say the kids don't care. They care more now than anything. They got the internet, boy. They under all types of influence. These motherfuckers is out here believing that the internet numbers is real. What? They determined they were. They really think they like the followers as they bank account. That's a good, say that again. I don't think they heard you. I said, these young niggas think that these motherfuckers followers is they bank it. Right. They think that because they got a 300,000k followers. No, that bitch got $3,000. If that this bitch is way known fashion Nova to renew her contract. These young kids now, they don't even know what real danger is. We was outside in danger all day from sun up to sundown. Real danger. You will make sure you don't go nowhere near your house. Okay. Nobody even attempt to tell you to come inside. You pissing outside and everything. Nope, I'm street. I ain't thirsty. Outside all day ain't ate, ain't drunk shit. Nigga was not going to that goddamn house. Not held, no. That's when you see kids don't get mustard no more. She ain't doing shit. We were musty. We were some spanking ass little boys. Oh no, my daughter get my daughter. I had to stop buying her motherfucking deodorant. I was like, oh baby, give me a hug and hold it. Man, my son and my nephew came from outside and sat by me. I cussed them out. What the fuck y'all been doing as that? Damn. You little nigga smell like zoo dirt. But look, if you be playing them games all day, so it won't be like this all day. Hold it yourself. That shit didn't make no sense to us. When we was young, we couldn't even save our games. Nigga, every time you played the game, whenever you turn it off, when you turn it back on, you start from the beginning. The beginning. If I got tired for that shit, you done got all the way to Mike Tyson on punch out and your shit freeze. Man, fuck this. I'm going outside. Some rap. I wonder about one. You know, the computer game I got so fucked up. You remember Flippin' This? Oh yeah. You Flippin' This get stuck? Your whole project gone? You like, fuck that. I'm getting this shit out of there. Fuck that. Nigga, if playing video games really set us up for life, what you doing? Think about how Super Mario started on. How it started? Nigga, you standing right there. You got five seconds before you die. Man. That's the first hater you ever inquired in your life. That little sideways moving motherfucker. He been trying to kick you. You figure that shit out. You know what? You know what? It's a reflection of life though. The shit, the game don't even get good until you got them get to fucking with the drugs, the mushrooms and shit. Right. You get paid. That's life. You get had. Nigga. And think about all the shit that you passed in that first little 10 seconds of Mario. It's a whole extra man right there that nobody tell you about. You just had to figure that shit out. And you know what you were genius, man? You did. Because as you think about it, Nigga, you know what pussy is in Super Mario? That star. Because when you get that motherfucker, it ain't nothing to hurt you. Nigga, you just feel great. You rush it over. And then it'll last you long. Then they got them little brown monsters. So who them supposed to be, nigga? Them haters. Those are haters. Why they ain't put them no other color? You know what they got? Nigga, Mario really set you up for your whole life if you think about it. Nigga, you remember that level? Where the sun was trying to kill you, nigga? Yeah. What? The sun? Yeah. That'll let you know you ain't want to have a job outside as an adult. Right. And they got the level when you broke too. Remember that cloud that followed your ass the whole time and spit bombs out at you? That's being broke right there. You can't escape the goddamn cloud. Oh, and this fella, fellas, I don't know if you caught this lesson about playing Super Mario. You remember you got the level four and it was in the castle and you thought the princess was in there? You beat this hard ass level. You get to the end. This bitch ain't even in the castle. Nope. Just a left a note. You got three more levels to beat. Three more hard is seven levels on Mario. Seven? Yes. I damn sure went past it. Seven. Mario. It is eight. My bad. It's eight. It's eight. It's more than eight. I don't play a lot of games on Mario because Mario was a rapper too because you know he spit that fire. He did. He spit that fire. He did. I hope for Mario. I think he was really teaching some shit. Right. And Luigi, that nigga stayed geeked up. He was a, that was a right hand man. That nigga stayed geeked up. It tell you, it tell you about like Mario, Super Mario teach you about being a man, bro. Look at how that nigga traveled through the pipe. That mean if you dick ain't good, you ain't going no well. Right. And they always got a crack head in the family. Luigi with a crack head. By the way, he jumped. That nigga be like, what he niggas ain't fucking with me? Nope. Right. He did have the stupid head feet. No, he didn't. And kept him with him. That nigga was riding around on Yoshi too. That's why the nigga went on none of the covers. He went on none of the covers. Tell you man, that game had hit message. Yeah, it had the project. This nigga had a homeboy who was a midget with a mushroom head who was naked with a vest and some pants on. Right. They used to give you extra life. Look, that's Toad. That's Toad. Toad. Yeah. They had the projects on the Mario too. Remember when you go down the tube? Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. That's how you feel every time you turn into a hood. You don't know. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. And then here comes Browser, the old head all the way. Who the fuck told you to come over here? That was Cooper, King Cooper. Not that was Browser. Bowser. Browser, the nigga who throw the fire. Bowser and King Cooper is the same person, I think. Nah, that's true. He had an alien name. Look at this nigga, he never had a Nintendo. I don't fucking know. He had an alien name. He was fucking poor, son. Stop talking about kid shit son. You gonna make me cry. Sorry. He's like Crash Bandicoot. You look like, you like Crash Bandicoot, then. You like doing front flips and shit. Stupid ass nigga. When we come back to D.C., when we go back to D.C., what wrong with you? We ain't bossing, nigga. I know. We can't think about D.C. right now. They gonna ask you. We can't think about D.C., nigga. We y'all gonna come back to the other place I ain't from. Because I'm already not from here. We talking about D.C. She gone from D.C.? I don't trust these niggas, man. Niggas just asked about three different locations. Who the fuck is he? That nigga in the witness protection program. We just keep moving around. We y'all gonna come to D.C., that's why I'm moving there. No, I said Virginia. Rhode Island. Brooklyn. I fuck with this audience, man. Y'all crazy as fuck. Look out. See how everybody high nine month This is a young crowd, but they got Jesus. They going to church in the morning. I know what's going on. Oh, the hell they ain't. My boy right here, the quiet director. He ain't bullshit. What you say? You're the quiet director? Oh, what's up, quiet director? For who? The children quiet? Youth quiet. That's the children quiet, bitch. She tell me I know they are the youth children. They trying to correct me, bitch. I know I go to church now. Even tell me it's the youth, bitch. They 12 and under. And can't sing on one accord. Fuck around with you. We singing all over each other. Jesus. Nah, because the quiet directors be taking that shit too seriously. You got them kids singing songs. You know they not supposed to sing. You got them singing, never would have made it. They can't hold that note. Kids in there to nine years old. Never would have made it. Never would have made it. Never would have made it. Bitch, I have to. I would have lost my ball. Sing, Keisha. Cause now I see I got two P.P. I don't want to come in no more. Get off my back over here. Say that song. I'm smarter. I'm wiser. I'm stronger. Much stronger. Hit your face. It was all the things I've been through. It was all the things I've been through. It got. I would have made it. Say I never, never would have made it. It always be one black mom in the back of the church. It always be one black mom in the back of the church. Fix your shirt. Don't ever ask it off. Fix your shirt. Cause now I see. Pull the pins down up off your waist. The only thing strong was the... First day in shit if you don't get the old lady on the first. First day in shit if you don't get the old lady on the first. And now. See you are made for. Y'all stupid. I don't want to do it no more. But the real quiet though. Y'all take that shit seriously. That's the CME quiet. What you call that quiet, man? She ain't no real quiet the way she got quiet. I only mess with 12 years. I'm sorry. That's the CME quiet. The fifth Sunday quiet. Oh my God. They come in like a gang. That's what the old people say on the fifth Sunday. It's like four Sundays out of the year. They walk in real. Hello everybody. God bless you. God bless you, man. Thank you for being here. Yeah, we going to do something special for y'all today. We promise. Yes, we are. The old quiet. They be fucking sleeping to pull up here. That should be funny when an old nigga sleep. Niggas be sleep still a grand. It's not like going to church, man. That shit is real deal. You got to go to church. You got to go to church. You just got to peek the scene. Look at this shit. I like the passive aggressive shit in the church announcements. Because they won't never say nobody name. They try to make it look like everybody at the church is doing it. Remember, someone keeps parking in the passive spot. Now, we didn't want to have to make mention of it, but it's continuously being a problem. We would like to ask everyone in the church to park around the back or on the side. But please leave that last space closest to the door available for the pastor. Amen. Also, we will be having the potluck dinner, but we will ask that you not bring any dishes if you have a pest problem at your home. Now, we're not going to talk about what happened the last time, but those was not reasons in that setting. So please, ladies and gentlemen of the church, if you're going to bring something, please be considerate of the entire congregation. Nobody wants to go home with friends that they didn't leave. Now, if you're going to bring if you want to bring a dish to the potluck, all we ask is that you bring utensils to serve what you brought. Because two Sundays ago we had issues with some of the members sticking their fingers in the greens. Amen. And one of the deaconesses had eczema, so make sure you say that. She stuck her eczema hand in the green. See, that's why I'm fucking talking to you. You take shit way too far and every time you always got to fuck it up. And that nigga said, be an eczema, make sure you say that. Don't forget to say that. And that church passive aggressive shit be hilarious. Make sure you tell her you had eczema. We don't want to say no one's names, but young ladies, could you key, please take care of yourselves. We were smelling some sit down air from a couple of y'all. Some sit down air. And if you want your children, we are looking for more kids for the youth choir. They got to be 12, not going on 13. All of the children is not youth, and all of the youth is not children. We don't want to offend nobody here at the will, but there is now. But we just ask if you sign your children up for the choir that they can read above a third grade level now. Because we don't want nobody coming down to the front of the church talking about little man messed up the song where he should have known what the word says now. Make sure they wait deodorant. Tell them that. They got to wear deodorant. Yes, your children must wear deodorant when they come to church because we don't know... Why do you sound like a real church? We don't know what... I mean, we having a problem with the venin system in the church. The agitation not working successful. So we don't have time to be trying to figure out which one of your children came from outside. Then they get to the real shit. Mother Johnson, Mother Johnson. We still have not recovered the church iPad. We don't know if someone mistakenly took it home with them. Now, we got to find my iPad on, but somehow you've been able to turn it off. Now, I know you're in here. So just did... God is watching it all times now. Because tell them, you got pictures. You got nasty pictures on it that you need. Don't do that to me, Barbara. Amen. I'm trying to make them give it back quickly. Cut this shit out. We're going to hell. Yeah, everybody is. We got to get the fuck out of here. No! No! They're giving us the signal. I don't give a fuck what the signal is. Boom! I don't give a fuck what the signal is. We ain't never leaving a will for dinner. We ain't never leaving a will for dinner. But... We might not ever leave. We stay up in it for weeks. There's some people up in it We ain't gonna never leave. We ain't gonna never leave. We ain't gonna never leave. We ain't gonna never leave. We ain't gonna never leave. We ain't gonna never leave. We ain't gonna never leave. Never, never, never, never, never, never. Let's get these shirts away. Let's get these shirts away. Let's get these shirts away. Let's get these shirts away. Let's get these shirts away. Let's get these shirts away. Hold on I got this shirt today, shirt today, shirt today. You got me this shirt today. I'm thinking, bro, look what it's shirt. Oh, she got it. You got that shirt hand. Oh, that be a real good start, bro. You want my hat? This the white man hanger. We don't have no more shirts. That's all. We got any more? Shirt today, shirt today. Do we need shirt to give away? We got no more shirts. Shirt today. We got any more shirts to give away? Shirt today, shirt today. Anybody need a shirt today? Also real shit. This is our first time coming to Boston. 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