 It's so stupid it's positively Yep, shawlam ain't a god Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast. Um, let's get right to it What did we see this week? That was positively brilliant. What did we see that made us say? What a fucking idiot number one wax is here, right? Yeah, it was good, bro Hey wax man, it's great to see you How's the knee? Oh, it's the ankle is actually doing very well back in the Tim so, you know, we early Okay, you can't beat me up no more Baby is doing great. He's he's dark skin and I know everybody is thinking that he's gonna be light skin My son is definitely dark skin brown. Got back got big hands brown feet. Definitely brown. Definitely. He's definitely a Smith Dominican Puerto Rican. Yes part. God man. Congratulations. Let's appreciate it Did wax ever tell y'all how he's how he tore his Achilles to begin with you said it you tore your Achilles I tore my Achilles. Yeah, I was racing to pit bulls in Florida. That Florida shit different out there, bro Hold on motherfuckers fast as hell out there for a reason like they they raised pit bulls and all that type of shit Did you get the surgery to get it? Yeah, I got a surgery. I was on the boot That's why I stayed away. I ain't let nobody see me because of course a lot of people want to beat me up You include it. I'm telling you remember when you got fat. I Do remember and you got that now. I'm definitely not fat no more Slightly chunky a lot of bad habits. I was sitting down for 12 weeks. Nobody knew I was acting like nobody see me I stayed on the camera. Look what I took from him. I had to take it from him Take it from him. Hold on. Hold on One is five left out of a dozen. Let's see who really ate them. Take it from him. Is that Krispy Kreme? Yes, it's different though. Wow, especially if it's warm. You should see you should see Evan in here fighting the feeling Listen Andrew's having a problem Nutting fast and I think wax has a positively brilliant solution. What you mean? He's he's he's got a problem Oh, I used to have all the control when I was on my back, right? And then I don't know what happened my girl did some crazy shit. I don't know what it is But now she's just get me off Immediately almost like I'm doing everything I possibly what is your core? Where's your core strength like you got to really like get your core Strength, that's how you do it You got to keep your core tightened up and you got to be sitting in like a sitting area like this You can do it all day like this But if you lay on your back is man down. What the fuck are you doing your toes probably out, too I was the guy when it came to back. I'd get on my back. This is back in my single days way back in a day way back Man, I remember I just lay on my back and the girls like no you get on top. I go trust me Back it was a problem That's a very liberal sex position. Yeah, that's giving the woman all the control You know what I'm saying that's letting the woman be on top being very vulnerable. That's very progressive of you Andrew Ah, I'm very progressive guy. You got to let the matriarchy, you know, you got to give them a chance That's what it's about hop on girl ride it. Well, you got you got to start thinking of some things You can't enjoy it. That's what you got to do. You got it. Oh, you got to have like a Counting I'm calculating shit. I'm looking out the window. I'm trying to do everything I am the count and don't even work Say what the count and don't even work the count always work work ever since I got Corona I'm like a little bit Asian. So my That's what I thought he was gonna tell you to do he did the tub of ice before but the tub of ice is actually That's just one to transform places that you go to like the couch You know I'm saying that you go to the sink in the bathroom Then the already had the ice and stuff inside the um in a sink. See you know I'm saying so you just stand in the ice No, that's when you take a shit man You put your feet in cold water when you take a shit Why because all the blood rush to your feet and then all this right here is losing like you got like Pain in your stomach and stuff like that. You got diarrhea only I do a similar taller with cold feet with cold water And you go up to know what you did to fix your Achilles, bro. If that's how you have What backyard medicine you used to fix your fucking yeah, you know the doctor is really happy for me He was like man, you came back really like I'm like he said I'm two and a half weeks early I'm moving more than anybody else do so Well, I'll be working at home, man. I got the towel. I got the bands I'll be at home getting in because I'm always thinking that somebody gonna try to beat me up So I got a hairpin get back. That's karma though. That's because he doesn't beat up so many people That he didn't come and gonna come back. Hell. Yeah. I don't know when it's gonna be where it is But I'm ready. Oh So you think someone's gonna try you now that your Achilles is fucked up. No, it's not fucked up now They come they already fucked up you should do that weeks ago. It's the stomach though The stomach is what make people try you when they see wax done got a little stomach. It's all good Still here, baby. He just asked McDonald's french fries cuz I'm starving. I eat all day my shirt Seriously, you got to stop man cuz I was looking at you on the boat There's a picture of you on the boat and I thought a manatee washed up I was like, oh You ain't see the boot on the foot you ain't see the boot on the foot I was I was already gained a lot of weight when you had that boot on yo I can't run. I was running a thousand yards a day I was racing pit bulls, bro And Carla was pregnant when you pregnant when your woman is pregnant you automatically gain weight if you're not taking case Listen, I understand that that's why I was running. I think you just didn't want to take care of her anymore You didn't want to go get her peanut butter jelly sandwiches Fuck you cut your own ACL. You're like, I'm tired of this shit No, it wasn't that bad man, I actually like the whole the whole situation when you have one you see you want to be involved with everything I thought I was gonna want to be a way one. Yeah, congratulations No, but I can't last long still I'm so embarrassed of how quickly I'm fucking coming dude. It's embarrassing. No, man It's her. I told you this before it's her. She is telling she got that fire, bro Works for like two times and they should be like well extinguished the fire You gotta start masturbating before sex. Yeah, that's one take a little edge off. Oh, I know I got how I got you Okay, that goddamn that goddamn royal honey pack, bro Seymour Royal honey pack What's that? Look it up. It's at the FDA discontinued it, but it's a VIP. Listen, it's a VIP royal honey pack, bro And you eat it right out the pack like honey. That's shit. I have you hard like Rottweiler Yeah, but something else might happen Sure, it's Rottweiler quick though. Hold on one second hard like Rottweiler But what is why is a Rottweiler hard, I don't know it's from belly the movie man Linux Linux Like when the dog's dick comes out like lipstick Hey, by the way, maybe Linux wasn't saying right while I don't even know what I don't know But I always say what like I was what Rottweiler It's from the movie belly you never seen belly. Yeah, I see belly. I grew up on belly, bro No, you grew up on your stomach on your back On my porno back Shows what's um what's coming fast though, like what's your Honestly, if I wanted to if I don't do all the calculations and the math and all that kind of stuff I Could it could be quick. I could probably do it within an Instagram post. You don't even have to go to IGTV One of that's it like a like a like a trauma-induced behavior You think maybe I'm like finally like calm and accepting of where I am in life and like Like my brain comfortable man Yeah, you're in love with her number one You're thinking about what's important so you maybe you getting performance anxiety that's causing you to God Yeah, I see that that happened to me with Carl it up Maybe before I was stressed with like Achievement and success and all these things and then that was allowing me to last long because I wasn't focused on the task at hand Mm-hmm. Now. I'm like really appreciate you comfortable. Yeah, all of a sudden boom. You like how pussy really look That's how pussy really feel Yes, I'm with you. Oh, and you hitting it raw, too Condoms help condoms out at least 20 minutes at least almost told me. She's like, yeah, we might have to go back to You don't want you don't like this organic shit man that GMO diet is what's up You don't want her to tell you nothing man that organic dick ain't doing it that I'm serious That's probably what it is. You probably used to you wearing condoms, bro You know you know No, I eat meat, bro I cut out dessert because once I have dessert my dick is trash But if I eat like a nice I had steak last night I had ginseng steak and then a blue chew I pop the blue chew wow see me, bro. Blue chew didn't work I cuz I fuck earlier in the day and I embarrass myself Okay, you gotta get back. You gotta get it back. Well, I got that get back Hey Well, but she didn't know I popped you can't let them know Pop that chew and then she didn't see me and then I laughed at something and she saw that the blue in my You know what you tell me you said look if I'm not cheating I'm not trying hard enough. Yo, let's go Miss enhancing drug. It's a patriot way. Why do we do that shit often? Inflate After we do that shit cuz we want to impress our lady. Why wouldn't you? Yo, if you didn't give a fuck about night and fast, I'll be like, damn, that's the bad Yeah Yeah, now you write about that and I admire I admire those men, bro Who just like here's some jewelry, but then they buzz fast. Nah, yeah That's a lot of rich guys Cuz even with that the woman gonna want something that last long, you know, I'm saying they want that That's why I used to come to wax all the girls. I was fucking all the men Editing this either you heard what you're back in a day. I didn't Girls I used to fuck their men with rich. You want to act spicy? We gonna put it out I ain't doing nothing. I edited nothing Carla. Carla. You heard them. You don't ask all I see bro Hey wax you acting a little spicy You can't say nothing either. You got a ring too. I see that congratulations, man. Oh Yeah, I put the big I put the big rock I Don't know that was better wax the shots How did I propose? Mine was dope I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna tell you what I did for real at all just aside I was there. It was at SeaWorld and you jumped through the I Said I'm gonna jump through a ring to get you a ring But but not all to the side like really that early that morning. I ain't even know I was gonna get a ring I never I ain't playing this shit nothing I wanted to go to the mall to go buy a pair of Tim's for the fucking baby shower and then when I looked up I seen the fucking um, I Seen the jewelry store and I would couple my guys up like I Man fucking I'm gonna just go do it and it was just like egging me on to do it and it was like I don't know. She's calling me by all everybody acting up or nothing's happening good for the baby shower I'm like, let me go save the day. He's give me a ring. You know I'm saying I got to the point where he was like fucking He was looking down he couldn't see his dick no more he said fuck that it's time to cash I got a little bit more stomach for that bro. You thought that you were getting fat and you need to lock Accepted me why that boot on so I had to you know, I'm saying like she was holding me down She was pregnant while she was holding me down. So listen, she got to get this ring Why not? I told him he should have put the Tim. He should have put the ring in the Tim No, you should have put the ring in the Tim got down on one knee and he already had the boot on So everybody would have been like damn he got one boot So he to pulled out the other boot told call it a reach in it ring would have been there boom Happily ever after Listen, we was opening gifts was opening the gifts and stuff like that They was like, oh, we got one more gifts like she had no idea She was arguing with me the whole day yelling at me because things wasn't happening of course is my fault You know I'm saying and so they were like got one more gift I got a hobble over there to the back cuz they should just like bought something out for me because of my leg Mm-hmm, so I went inside came back out with nothing and she like where's the gift and I just got on my knee and Voila and I said on my knee like it was supposed to be somebody else cuz I didn't realize I was actually doing that I was surprised for myself. You're like, what the fuck are you doing that good? What'd you say to her though? Now the crazy part about I didn't even say nothing I just got on my knee and just smiled at her like I was one of the people looking at this nigga on his knee You should have got down and wax you to look the call and say I Now know something When I said that I don't know nothing No, no, it was good. I'm happy I did it But nothing changed anything changed with you. I still get yelled at every day and shit. Is everything still my fault Ring like how long does the ring last for them to be in a good mood? Yes, I would say between like 12 and 14 hours Because y'all on the clock now y'all can't be the people that's engaged for a year or two I know the pandemics put a lot of pressure now Don't use that shit as an excuse back then is out here, baby If you can run around Florida you can run around a goddamn wedding. Yeah, you're right. I'm ready to do it, bro I'm ready to get married. I'm not wearing something. I'm married. The first the ring is we're married. We already done. Yeah Y'all on the 50 yard line Y'all 50 yard line. I got four downs man. You gotta see it all the way through Mmm It's still up to her. No, whatever she tell me the date. I'm gonna tell her no No, I don't want that date whatever date is you tell me I tell my boys and stuff like that And I said your girls figured out all that other shape of shit out The fuck I'm gonna do you can't let your woman playing the wedding though. Why why can't Because call the Puerto Rican They talk all the time and stuff I'm good you've been to a Puerto Rican wedding before shows I didn't know they got married Puerto Rican one no, no, I think about it. Yeah, that's kind of true as well They don't have they don't have weddings, bro This should say black on I don't see not a drop of Puerto Rican in there. Yeah, not even a flag Nothing Yeah It's not Asian listen, what did you see this week that made you say positively brilliant? What a fucking idiot man What right now? What did you see this week? Well, honestly what I saw right now is just us coming to the conclusion about Puerto Rican wedding Yeah, I'm not saying that they don't happen. I'm just saying I've never seen me I've never been in one of them. I think they happen But they must happen in a different way that we don't know In jail yeah, they have a lot of them in jail a lot of them in jail. Yeah, they always get married in jail I've seen a Puerto Rican jail and one in jail. I've seen it was on a movie What it was on the movie. I see the Puerto Rican get married in jail. The girl came Yeah, I seen that shit HBO is a lawyer. He was a black man lawyer and he got no matter fact. He got the He got the what's the thing you gotta pass the bar the bar. Yeah, he passed the bar inside of jail He started getting all the inmates out a black dude and then he had a Puerto Rican guy He got married to this lady wax just made all this shit up on the fly for no reason. All right. I'm telling you I'm gonna get that name for this guy. I forgot his name. It's a black dude with a fro a Black dude with a fro. I think 50 involved with that movie, too. Man. You're talking about fucking um, I Is it right man? That's ABC is ABC. That's a TV show Everything for life Learn I'm a dance it says Says for the first dance the bride and groom might choose a traditional Puerto Rican waltz called a Danza Criola see what I'm saying. That's why you got that's why you got to be involved with the planet away Yeah, you're right. You gotta cut that type of shit out. No, you definitely doing that you waltzing There's a color not a dance like that. Anyway, she'll know that type of shit She know how to dance regular, but she don't know how to do like a lot of nothing like that You know how to do it. Let me see Is that what is it called Lombada? Goddamn Super Bowl trophy. I was like, what the fuck I So racist against Puerto Ricans, yeah, but I wonder if um do Puerto Ricans in black get along And it's adding. I'm sorry. I'm Central American central. I don't know what that is. I mean the nigger nigger Oh Like Andrew got mad diversity highs in here I got nigger wagons Say that country I just say Eddins from South Mexico listen, no Mexico. Let's talk about how somebody in shows his crew got COVID again Come on back. Yeah, we I have a theory brilliant idiot stock tip Brilliant idiot stock tip whatever shows tell you not gonna happen bet again Worry about it They said the younger you are you okay the younger you are you okay kids 23? Oh, yeah, you might be okay 23 years old he's the one with the fat ass that you like that you stopped the whole podcast to admire Yeah, with the bun. It's why he was calling him flabby. I saw the video use cause I'm like Mark. Don't have a flabby ass No, no, the ass is tight, but his midsection. He got work on a little bit. That's what's got you got you got you right now corona is Devouring that man bro for the second time around it wanted Did he have was he asymptomatic before Yeah, like we're we actually think he might not have actually had it back in the day. Nope. Don't try to move the goalpost Son, if you can move a goalpost, weren't you? I get it Do we smoke we Don't smoke we cuz ain't a lot of people that smoke we don't get corona Facts, yo, whatever people do on the regular they try to say will prevent you from getting Time up, yo, you won't catch COVID Joe or knock out Every Thursday, so that's how I've been COVID-free Not for real, I don't think so you cheat on your girl every Thursday. No way. Oh, oh Well, you say I said you acting crazy right now wax why cuz I said about smoking Oh, I thought you talking about you and your girl every No, why I'm gonna tell you this is the one thing about her She has all my information. She has you know, my location. She's exactly what I'm at right now. That means nothing Waxes passcode has been one two three four on all his phones for the past Who doesn't who can't figure that out? But she knows everything. Wax. Let me go through his phone Take my phone That's good Like I ain't got nothing in there. You can take my phone and run with it. I don't go for exactly You want some baby pictures? That's good. Listen, I am a proud member of the faithful black male community. I think all men should be faithful I think it makes your life less crazy. Oh my gosh, you know, I'm saying I bet you poor markets down there right now All he got is y'all no woman. Yes. He's married. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah She matters fucking chardin she Told him stop fucking with y'all hanging around with no goddamn mask on she matters She's using this is I told you so that's the worst too. Oh my gosh, I told you so you only one going to house That's what that is. I already know it. Oh, if he good though, I don't know man I Can't be calling him a potassium man. He need he need bananas yo bananas and milk Bananas and milk bananas and milk. Yeah potassium and milk like cures a lot of poison Like if you know somebody who ate poison something like get on some milk and they'd like get it out of Can somebody explain how wax is medical history is the same as Rafiki from Potions That's all that time down south though you gonna pick up some of that shit in Florida. Yeah, why I did I picked up their remedy for corona What is it? Just keep it moving bro. Just Keep it moving until you can't That's true, bro keep it moving until you fucking can't that Test us and And yeah, man, he was like, yeah, bro. Sometimes you get it, but it is what it is We just get it and you keep moving you got your antibodies and you use them. That's it Only last three months. All right, so how low you supposed to have it? How we know that I don't know science Yo, but science has been wrong bro science is definitely wrong. Oh, yeah, sometimes science is wrong science is guessing like everybody else Cuz everybody everybody life is different like everybody different shit and smoke different shit. I think it's smoke. We you know Russian limbaugh died You know he did. Yeah. He died today. What he died lung cancer. Oh Say what lung cancer 70 years old? Wow, yeah, lung cancer He wasn't smoking weed you had him on a podcast, didn't you? Well, yeah, we did a we did a cross cross show So we did we you know because he was with I heart So we all did one show together and he aired it. He aired it on his afternoon show. We aired it on on the Breakfast Club Yeah, I saw it. He had he came in with the Bluetooth in right the Bluetooth Didn't he have some shit in his ears or whatever like that. I think I think his hair was fucked up I mean rush was old man rush for 70 years old, you know fighting lung fighting lung cancer for mad long You know what I mean? That's why I said, you know, I can't I can't fight. I can't I'm not I'm not spiking the football I see people celebrating on social media. I'm like, that's kind of wild like I you know Years is kind of 70. I'm gonna say I just don't I'm not celebrating death You know, I mean it's just like, you know, I rather not say nothing. They may be celebrating his life though That's a long time. I guess cuz he don't even wax don't even know who rush limbaugh. I really don't But 70 years old lung cancer can happen happen to any of us by the way, that's true You know cancer, you know rush limbaugh, bro. No, he don't now. I thought it was a wrestler for real Wax thought I hold it was Barack Obama I can't I can't rock was in the White House for eight years. Shut up. I knew Barack was bad I still I still don't know who that is if you could have told me right there That's the guy that's the mayor from New York, or you also say that's a guy from Sopranos Or you can tell me a guy from so much shit from that you can tell me that's Chris Farley. He's older So you I can't tell you who the fuck this is you saying rush limbaugh look like seven different versions of several white He kind of like Donald Trump. I can't tell you nothing He said Do you know you can't one of the Sopranos Christ talk about the blaseo and that fucking idiot did did you see the video of the people dancing and what they're trying to Do in New York, they're bringing culture back to the streets. What? No, what happened The blaseo this schmuck. He's like what we got to do is keep our city alive and vibrant the way we're gonna do that is by Bringing Dance and culture back to the streets So they're gonna have like live performances throughout the city in just random places in the street What a fucking idiot brother that should definitely be under what a fucking idiot That's what a fucking idiot if you want to bring culture back to New York You just let everybody start being graffiti artists again, you know what I'm saying let every like say say say fuck it Let everybody have their spray cans tag the city to fuck up. You know what I'm saying like that's the culture Yeah, let the break dancing and I mean break dancing might be kind of played out But let the break dancing the graffiti come back Like I don't want to be just driving fucking in New York and see people just randomly dancing in the street for no reason Because the blaseo told them to No, man, and the people who listen to him ain't gonna really be dancing They're gonna be the corny as dancing bring the culture back to New York City by motherfucking letting people spray paint Let's spray paint. Do you find yourself? Do you find yourself caring more about New York issues? Not that you're not handle more. No No, I honestly I'm just so sad bro like I feel real sad like I got people hitting me up all the time And they're just like, you know, I'm so fucking depressed here miserable I am so like my mom and shit like and I can't move my mom and dad down here because they haven't gotten the vaccine yet Because these fucking idiots don't have enough vaccine. So they got away to the end of March So it's like it's just sucks and everybody's just like I'm so depressed. You can't do anything That's what happens when you got these cowards Cuomo in the blaseo running a city Cuomo de Blasio two worst Italians in history What do you think two worst Italians in history that guy's Italian? Yeah, two worse Italians in history. Yeah, that's kind of harsh, bro. I mean Two worse Italians in history, you know when you said that I don't know why Krista Stefano came to mind For a second Chris came I like Chris though. Yeah, Chris cool, but Chris Chris is a great Italian I think he's only a quarter Italian. I think he's more like Irish and German now. Oh, yeah Yeah, but um Top five worst Italians the guys with the piece of stories they curse you to fuck out for nothing Oh from a do the right thing the pizza store The piece of story do the right thing they kill radio Raheem fuck them I think the cops kill radio Raheem the cops did but it was up to them. He just blames it on the Italians It was this story look the same don't we I Didn't know the blog the old Italian. Yeah, dude. He's Italian I Fucking idiot that guy is both of them fucking idiots killing my city listen Well, that that is sad though That's fucked up and you should get your mom about it if she's depressed because I'm trying bro But you I cannot move her to Florida. You come here you get corona within 48 hours. It's guaranteed I was having a conversation with an older person who doesn't necessarily believe in the vaccine But they was like look I'm already in my motherfucking 70s. I don't know how much time I got left I'm not spending the rest of my time in the house. That's it right there puts a lot in perspective, bro 100% bro, and my dad's Shot ain't taking none. I I can't like have him out here like he has long-term memory He just doesn't have short-term memory So he can live in New York because he knows all the streets and he knows all the people and he knows everybody in his area He's fine, but if we take him to a new place, you'll be lost never remember He'll just get lost every loss. So it just sucks, man It just sucks, but that's what it is. They don't fucking care like the Blasio and like Qualm on shit They don't care that they're destroying all these small businesses because they know that people own small businesses don't vote for them I think they care. I just don't think there's nothing they can do about it I think the worst thing that ever happened the cold mother fuckers acted like they knew what the fuck was happening Like I literally saw Joe Biden say something last night During his town hall that Donald Trump said and got shit for it What do you say what a parent stood up in the pair and you can add this to tell the parent was like Yo, my two kids there. They were young like like kids like eight nine or something like that Like my two kids are scared to get COVID You know what I mean, and Joe was like all they're fine, you know kids don't really get COVID like that, you know Blah blah blah. That's exactly what Trump said Trump said kids are almost immune to COVID They get in the tool for sure So it's just like the double standard is crazy because Trump got killed for that shit last August Said the same exact thing. Oh, but this is how they're this is how they're planned to get everybody to go back to school And get the kids go back to school the reason that they haven't had it happen just yet is because the teachers union Got the Democrats by the balls So the teachers union is like now we don't want the teachers to go back to work And I understand that for the most part for the older teachers a lot of teachers are older Mom was a teacher, right Charlotte 100% so it's like you don't want to put these people who are at risk in a position to die I got a lot of friends who are teachers they could go to work, bro Cuz if they're not gonna work they're teaching at home, and then they're going out to the bar They're going to party shit. They're gonna get corona over there So I'm not go to work. I feel more sorry for the kids than the teachers Because those are very pivotal years. My daughter's in seventh grade like you know, I'm saying like my daughter had to spend half of her sixth grade year at home and Majority this year at home, you know, I mean like she go to school when it's not an outbreak because sometimes it'll be like They'll shut it down for two weeks because it was contact tracing shit. Somebody came in close contact But when when she's in school, she's there for like two hours. I feel more sorry for them Then I do the adults because those are your formative years, bro I learned to snap These fucking jokes off a bunch of losers a bunch of losers They're gonna be a generation of Americans that are fucking losers. They never got they never made out with a fucking girl They never got They never had to deal with the awkward stages of their life Whatever they get made fun of it had to learn how to survive your porn is probably crazy right now It's I'm telling you bro It's not it's not good You got to get them kids back to school and then nobody wants to talk about all the parents that like they literally Cannot work from home and take care of your kid taking care of your kid. You guys know that's just a full time It's a luxury. It's a luxury to be the parent that can stay home You know, I mean work from home and take care of a kid like it's almost impossible, bro That's impossible to do. So a lot of these parents are like, you know, it's interesting Spotify said this shit I thought this was fascinating. They're like You can decide as an employee as long as you get approval from your like manager or whatever But they just said you can decide to work from home or go to a co-working space or go to the office and Spotify will pay for the co-working space if that's where you want to go and They'll do that for indefinitely Spotify is new like a policy when it comes to their employees That's dope as she was fired because a lot of people can't stay home with the kid and get any work done So they need to leave the house. You know, that's a great. That's a great Concept and I don't know if other corporations are doing that But if you are one of these multi-billion dollar corporations, look out for your fucking employees You know I'm saying like that's the least you can do look out for your motherfucking employees So your employees don't have to stay home. That's gonna be the other crazy part once this whole shit is over though It's just like do we even need brick-and-mortar anymore? So for a lot of these places No, nah Nah school is necessary though, man Cuz kids are already gonna be socially awkward because of fucking the phones and all that shit like that Yeah, not a online over zoom and like my daughter been on her phone more than ever now And it's been it's been frustrating me because I don't like her to be on her phone like that But she literally is like yo house. I'm supposed to see my friends. I'm like, oh shit. He's not going to anyone's houses at all No I want to take my son fishing and all that type of stuff like you got to really be active with your family You got to have to take them out. You have to do certain things. You got to they're already bad What do your kids watch go on YouTube and watch other kids play? My my five-year-old loves Ryan and his family. You know Ryan Ryan's the like Ryan's like the low I think he's Asian or something. He plays with like all the little toys Easy, my son did that five years old you all in the Ryan, bro Unboxing or whatever he like he just plays with toys and shitting on everybody my millions of fucking Nobody's fucking with Ryan's views. There's not a rapper alive a comedian alive with a bigger YouTube presence than Ryan Ryan's work. I get Ryan. Who's wax? Let's start a beef by the way Ryan your dad tell your dad stay out the fucking camera. Yo, your dad Your dad wants to be famous Ryan. I see your dad. I can't remember his name right now He's already like he's already famous. I don't know. I don't know his dad's name I just know that's Ryan's dad. That's Ryan's dad. Yeah, but he got to stay out the fucking camera Yo, Ryan's dad is famous. I've seen Ryan's dad a lot, too. I see what you're saying, though I see what you're saying. They really here for this guy. So what are you trying to show your feet shit like that? My son don't want to see that shit, bro I kind of thought that but it's like no happy you said it. Okay. You trying to outshine Ryan He'd be wearing like little costumes like he role playing and shit He'd be breaking the fourth wall talking to the kids. I'm sure I'm like look at it like that But I see what you're saying. Yeah, Ryan's dad is a little weird, bro What's a little shine, bro? Do you he's like Taylor? What do you want? T-ditty T-ditty, bro Do you guys think that it's taking away from kids being like creative because they're looking at someone else being creative like So why can't they create that like their own little toy little ideas their own? No, I don't think it takes away from people creativity. I think it inspires the kids You know what I mean? Like I think anytime you see something that you want to do It just didn't it just inspires you to want to do your own thing I don't think it takes away from the creativity playing with toys isn't creative Yeah, he's making a story. They go on less places though. I don't see what you're saying But it's like their whole life. They getting less of only the guy is just the computer We did everything. Yeah, we learned how to run fight. We did everything. We know how to talk to girls and everything Exactly, it's not good man. It's definitely not good generation of kids. This is a This is not not fucking good at all. They already miss one year They about to miss a whole nother one school almost over. That's the question at what point do you start going? All right, we got to let the kids go back to school. We got to open up restaurants We got to get back to the parents though Say no, but I'm saying like we got it We got to get as close we came back to North while being safe But we just have to accept that this is part of life and this is the risk of life But we can't just stay locked in the fucking cupboard for the rest of existence Yeah, I mean these shaky regulations are nuts, right? Because even when you look at what's going on in Atlanta, you know You know, Mary Keesha Lance bottoms who I think she has the perfect name for Atlanta by the last But it's like Like now she's saying that you know, they want the all-star game But they don't want the parties and all of this type of shit And I'm like Atlanta been wide open been wide like you was gonna try to regulate Atlanta You should try to regulate Atlanta months ago. You know what it is They don't want the criticism. They're cool with all the parties and shit happen right now Because all the heat is going to Florida Atlanta has been lived like Georgia has been living scot-free Everybody talks about Florida, you know, it's like it's like it's like in the same way how like the mafia I don't want to say the mafia acted with impunity in Philadelphia But like there was less scrutiny of the mafia and like Philadelphia and and the Rhode Island area because everybody's focused on the mafia in New York And I think that's what's happening in Florida everybody's you know, Florida's so crazy and then Atlanta is just right up the block And they're like, oh, they're not talking about us That's a great point And you know why that's a great point because the NBA all-star game will bring much national national attention to Atlanta So when the national attention comes then people start paying attention to the fact like yo Atlanta been wide Because if you on social media, of course, you see all the rappers and athletes and stuff They be in the clubs already in Atlanta, but now with the NBA all-star game It brings a whole new set of eyeballs to it But and you got democratic leadership and then all of a sudden the Democrats that want the lockdown are gonna start putting pressure on Democratic leadership Say what his both cuz you got Republican leadership. That's the governor. Brian Kemp is like fuck it Balls the wall open for business. Yeah, and key. She lands bottoms the mayor in Atlanta I mean, I don't know how much she can regulate things, but it's just like yo the NBA all-star game was supposed to be in Indiana Clearly somebody in the NBA saw Atlanta and said this shit wide to fuck open. We can't go to Florida. We'll get too much shit Let's go to Atlanta And Bron is like fuck that. I don't want to go The politicians they got to take all the smoke for these decisions, but the business people in Florida Are so grateful Yeah for York being locked down like I have conversations with motherfuckers. They're like own the clubs and shit out here They're like I cannot tell you That's a relief They I please Cuomo keep everything locked down Please the Blasio keep everything locked down because they're making Millions tens of millions of dollars new hotels going up new apartment complexes going up Everything being bought up. You can't find a house down here in Florida real estate market insane So much money on everybody in the entire world moving here fuck that Yeah, what about prostitution like, you know, a bike all the girls go to the all-star game Who's fucking the girl doing COVID? Are you a really pay for COVID and how many people did she already fuck? That's kind of why Super spread her for real cuz she Sex workers not trying to I'm worried about when I'm fucking a prostitute. I don't you know, it's a it's a plethora of other Things that could exist within this body Yeah, they might be immune to it because the COVID party the STD party could push that COVID out the way They probably got STD's It do feel like that though for the past year some change COVID has been a disease that gets top billing over at everything Oh, yeah Then now they got that prick test only you want to smash a girl put through the prick test You got 15 minutes and we can have sex because that's really something you got to think about y'all Man what you want kiss somebody and smash a girl and she might have COVID. That's kind of wild It's wild if you get a COVID test with a girl. She's negative, but then you still have unprotected sex with her Yeah, it's got a while too. That's disgusting But wax don't give a fuck No, no, there's back in the day Back in the day used to recycle kind of I ain't recycled. I don't know what the hell that shit was in the fucking water There she was going how recycle it was telling the truth I'm glad he finally telling the truth. I've never told that part of the story, but I'm glad he finally telling the truth I thought in the water. No His mother fuck couldn't find no condom and it was a condom floating in the water And this motherfucker took the condom out of the water out of the ocean We was in Jamaica and he put the condom on I'm glad you finally telling the truth I was just I never wanted to say nothing. I just thought that was the most disgusting thing I ever heard in my life But I found what I just threw in the water for no reason my fuck is a savage like Fenty beauty But that is that Nick this nigga was nasty Hold on. You just found the condom in the water. No, this is back in the day anyway obviously used No in Jamaica Is Wild days back in the day and I didn't do that though. That's a lot Did not You when you see this probably what it was going down. I don't know how far he was back in the day Then it didn't happen though. No, listen, I'm gonna tell you when he's saying probably was down the water I was always at the top of the water So you see the flight of floating past that's when I threw that tampon in the water and I should expand it I should expand it This guy was Thought it was a stingray That's kind of nasty the period or raw sex that's kind of crazy Period Condom out the water and putting the condom on taking a campfire the girl That's that's worse. All right. What a fucking idiot Trump gotta quit it again Teflon don bro, I didn't think he was gonna get of course charged with nothing so you can't lock up a president It's just not how it is like All right, Melville had the hardest line and I don't know if this was his line I heard him say it though. He said that an attempted Insurrection attempted cool with no consequences is just a training exercise And I believe that Because somebody's gonna come along that's smarter And actually saw the holes in Trump's fucking execution and they're gonna do a better job than he did. I Honestly, I'm a little offended that you're insulting our coup and we tried our hardest, you know what I mean, and We put our best put forward to save our country So I mean and for you to call it unsuccessful is very insulting. Okay, it was not successful at all Did you see the meek mill to Kashi six nine video? Oh my gosh, yo It's so funny, bro. Cuz both those guys need each other so bad explain. Yeah, I don't get it I mean, they're just both not hot right now, right? And to Kashi the way I was saying I'll click it is like to Kashi's a sale, right? Like a sale is nothing without wind You know what I mean? So like but if you have a lot of wind a sale could take you wherever the fuck you want To go and Kashi's wind is beef. He needs beef and he's excellent at beef He's really funny when it comes to the beef and if he's beefing with someone he could lean in and generate a lot of interest But if but if nobody's beefing with him He can't generate interest and now the thing is once he's been exposed as not street If he calls out a street dude a street dude doesn't have to answer to him because he knows he's not street a street Dude, I imagine only has to answer to another street dude, right? Like if I don't know the exact code But I imagine like if you're a street dude and another street dude calls you out to protect your reputation You gotta be like now. Fuck you. What's up? It's on site. Let's do something But if a cornball calls you out this like working with the feds, you don't got to respond to him I'm supposed to brush them off. Yeah, right like I like the sale analogy, but I think the difference now Is is you know sales don't just need when they need water I think I think music was Takashi's water because you know Prior to him getting locked up when he was beefing with everybody He also had records that was out here charting and all types of shit. You know, that was his other Now without the music it's like What is this? You know, I mean you just a boat in the desert with the wind blowing you it's burning man I'm saying it's like an I'm serious. It's like an abandoned boat in the desert. It's like. Oh, that's cool But how cool really is a boat in the desert? That's a rat. Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's true, man It's just it's kind of sad to see dude because he like tatted up his whole fucking body Like he really committed to this role, you know, you know, like when actors like lose a lot of weight for a role Yeah, you know, I mean like he really went a hundred percent in on this role and Now there's no longer a vehicle for this role. So he just got a thing is over for him. No, you think it's over You think it's over for him. I Mean, yeah, I think it's over for him as like a gangster rapper Like I think he's so funny that he could find a way to just be funny on the internet But he's got a change. He's got to change what he's doing. Yeah I mean for me, man, and I've said a million times. I six nine needs to change for himself Fuck fuck the artistry and his professional career as a human being like, you know, bro You got a daughter like you're young like God has spared you the universe has spared you You know what I mean? We all knew that what he was doing was gonna lead him to jail or death You already been to jail. So it's like now what and it's just like it's almost comical, right? It's not almost comical It is comical for him to run up on somebody and clown them for being with security and police This is like when you see somebody doing that, it's like, you know, let me walk away Like I really don't know what people wanted me to do in that situation It's like me did what he was supposed to do walk away. This guy's crazy. Yeah Fuck away from it. It's weird. It's like a guy You know, it's like when you wax says this shit and the shit is true If you bought to fight somebody and the person gets naked Nothing to fight about like like let him have it like he's gone. He's gone. Let him have it So when a guy runs up on you No, when a guy runs up on you that's a known federal informant and he's got his own security But he's calling you pussy and telling you that you with cops to leave that alone Yeah, I mean if if a dude is trying to fight you and he gets naked you got to get more naked Now you threaten them with a good time. Yeah, but now you got to even threaten him with a better time than that Okay, you got to get more naked and then you start shaving your pubes right in front of him All right. What if you get naked you start shaving your pubes and you know, this is dick getting hardest shit Well, then you know what you do better you tuck your dick between your legs Why yeah, I'll show you pussy Oh He was hard cuz he was looking at your naked dick now you need a pussy he gonna start getting soft What if he doesn't what if he doesn't now if he doesn't what if you tuck your dick between his legs and he goes Perfect shit Birdman hand roll Put some respect on that dick Put some respect on that top What do you do what do you do to him if he starts going if he starts rubbing his hands like this and I'm sitting there with my dick Mashed between my thighs So it creates a vagina like structure from the front You're saying what do I do? Yes, he's rubbing his hands like that. That's right. I Slowly put on my clothes I Threatened me with a good time. Let's follow through I'd like to reclaim my time Hey, I'm serious I really don't know what people wanted me mill to do in that situation And I'm gonna tell you something else Takashi six nine security They should lose their license and I tell you why security is not goons You know what I'm saying you ain't supposed to be able to tell your security. Let's go run down on this dude Yeah, I'm about to go run up on this do all my camera like no fucking show exactly Security there for defense get out the way not offense. That's interesting. Yeah, you can't hiring people to assault somebody is a Crime I would think so especially if you're a security company make sure they get home to the kids. That's it Fuck you doing anything could happen What if one of me can have one of his dudes that you know want to show him something like yo I kill anybody for you that would have been something he thought that meek will like What if he had hit my to Kashi up and and by the way if the story that meek told is true When meek said that six nine jumped out on him his security had every right to shoot first-ask questions later We don't know nothing. Oh I mean, that's what that's what to Kashi would want more than anything I think he's crazy to want to get shot not killed But I think he is I think he is addicted to it and bring him back That he would want to get shot because there'd be so much gravity around that. Yeah. Yeah that bring him back Remember there was some New York rapper that like paid for him to get shot, right 15 paper himself to get shot I remember when gravy got shot So the gravy they said it was a publicity stunt the guy who played biggie. Yeah Yeah, I remember when he got shot They said it was publicity stunt because he walked into hot 97 studios and still did the interview or some shit like that After getting shot. Yeah, that was a different era though. That was when the super thug era was really in Yeah, that's when when you that's when you would that's when you would like try to be the hardest person on the planet Like you get shot and still go do an interview. It's like no, you're bleeding Like you could die right now like go take care of this man and now it's like who got the best manicure I Don't know what it's about now. Like I'm telling you it's too complicated. I don't get it like I'm so happy I'm not in the streets no more because I don't even understand the rules of engagement anymore Like even with them like I said with the meat six-nineteen I'm like what did y'all want me to do is meet post to pull out a pistol and start like Off in security like yeah What is he supposed to do? I didn't get what they wanted and six nine calling you pussy. It's just like alright man You got it I had lost no sleep over that dumb shit like that shit would not have bothered me at all Like I'd be like yo, this guy's crazy. What's up with me the worst part about that whole situation I didn't have on mask You said what it wasn't COVID friendly, I see not one mass the motherfuckers were just spitting all over each other Matter of fact six nine said meek actually spent on him And if I don't look yes six nine said well no meek said he spit on six nine That's what he said which by the way is an assault charge and a lot of different states It should be I was thinking about that like I'd rather somebody slap me to spit on me That's crazy spit on me, especially in the air occult spit weird on for a smack smack is kind of harsh Spit on you spit on my leg or my in my fucking time. I'd be okay. You're ready to get smacked on the ass by no Change your life what you like to sag so would you rather sit back smack you on your ass or spit on you He won't have teeth. He won't have teeth. What's it? Which one though? If you had to choose one They won't have teeth in either one. No, man. You gotta Listen what he got to do smack you on the ass. Why are you sagging? I? Spit on you spit on me you have them spit on you. Yes. What would you rather? What would you rather wax come on? What is it called? What is it called? All right? Somebody give you a wet willy Do you know the wet williest when they lick their finger and put it? Yes? Oh, yeah Somebody give you a wet willy in your butthole. Yeah. Okay. So I'll add a wet willy lunk wonka because of the chocolate that comes out That's a wet willy wonka Shot that's one shot With the four or five keep going Would you rather a wet willy wonka uh-huh wax would you rather a wet willy wonka, okay? Or Or a kiss on the cheek You want to kiss you on the cheek for two seconds You get to knock him out Whatever you get to knock him out, okay But what would you choose? Oh when he kisses you on the cheek a little bit of his lips touch your lips like Because I you know, I'm important we can coach your stuff like that everybody They do the kisses and shit like that and I yell that my girl the fuck this guy over here kiss Like that's what everybody do. That's poppy pocky. Like you got mad at that. I don't know about that type of shit No, I ain't kiss poppy. I'm just saying everybody you know what I'm saying So if you do it like a poppy kiss on the side of the cheek because I mean they I don't know how it goes In Carla's life that wax respects that he's letting him kiss him on the cheek It comes out with him kissing the Puerto Rican guy She got a brother I'm still dumb because I know I know Do y'all do the kiss shit in your family? Okay Call his brother kiss you y'all I'm making right here something happening that we don't know about Tell us the truth you've never seen that before come on. That's it. I thought Italians did that. I didn't know Puerto Ricans did that Very normal wax it's very normal But what I'm wondering is what if when he went to do that kiss Right a little bit of your lip touched his lip and then and then he just went like this He just went like this. He went he went And then he just he just He just he just he just kind of nibbled your lip with his lip. Can I ask you a question? What am I getting out of this and like what is this for what if six nine did that to wax But then whispered in his ear like Caesar whispered to his owner and was like I was gonna ask you to suck my dick Y'all must want this dick a day for real y'all like him at all That's what that's what happened with me six nine or he gave you that wet willy bunk That ain't happening. You know six nine is suing meek for a soap Is he really because it is spit. That's so corny man. Come on. Yeah, and meek's lawyer meek's lawyer said no Uh your honor this man told my client to suck his dick and so my client spent on him as a warm-up I was talking I'm gonna be like this motherfucker really pussy, man. The fuck is wrong with this nigga You gotta do what you gotta do to win a case, bro. Okay You gotta say what you gotta say to win a case, bro. He was complying, bro But I just I do want to tell everybody more of the story is don't be afraid to walk away I don't give a fuck. Yeah, man Because you don't you don't meet meek wouldn't have got no stripes From doing anything to catch the clown and six nine for whatever reason clearly don't got nothing to lose He don't even give a fuck no more. Yeah, that's a dangerous. That's a dangerous person to be dealing with. Yeah He wanted a shot like he said I just want I do want six nine. I do want him to like get his life together for him though He should be like do a bunk doing you see the guy bunk. He got yes, man. That's what he should do I positively brilliant bunk, man God damn we don't give bunk enough credit. What's his name? Bunk? Bunk choice or something like that? Bunk gang On gabbana We don't give bunk enough credit Yeah, man And the reason we don't give bunk enough credit is because we we we gave bunk a lot of shit when he was wilding Something bunk had an awakening in his life. I saw bunk getting baptized others. Yeah, me too. That's why I said his name Yeah, that's what he needed to do. I respect you We were somewhere and I saw bunk and he was trying to speak to me and I remember Did I speak to him? Yeah, it was cool. Yeah, I think I did speak to him. Yeah, it was cool But I'm glad to see a brother like that get his life together. Oh 360, man But that's good. No, it's not a 360. It's a 180. What's it 180, bro? He's all the way back around, bro Back around to the beginning 360 with me. He's still doing the same shit, bro I want to see six nine like wax wax. You gotta chill out pro Actually I was telling I was telling I want to I want to see six nine do a bunk though I was telling Taylor earlier about a 360. I was talking about this club called 360 When wax got chased out of the club back in the day because you crazy as hell Shout out to tammy for everybody out there that's listening to the we talk back podcast You know, I'm saying with with ashley and tammy Make sure y'all go subscribe to that on the black effect. I heart radio podcast. That was a crazy crazy crazy Show me any shit bro. What do you mean? You know, you ain't shit and I told you don't pull in that fucking parking lot Wax was wilding, bro. I told you not pulling the parking lot. Wax was wilding. He needed a little act right there. He was wilding, man He was in the club in the club trying to give people wet willy wonkers, man You know, I'm saying I used to be wax thing wax used to be the wedgie king People wedgies Yeah, that was definitely my thing, but I got chased out of the police And five five six girls they chased me all through the parking lot trying to beat my ass Charlemagne in the truck pulls up in the truck Soon as I get to the truck all the girls don't mean I'm trying to get any Charlemagne locked the fucking door See what wax don't know I walked in the club already set this shit to fuck up. Why I asked me before we went in there So tammy was working the bar. I'm telling tammy all types of shit I'm like, look at this motherfucker. Yo, he's disrespectful. We should hear the shit He be saying about you Told her told the girl I bought another girl a red dress and all this Yeah, I'm like, look at him and he just in here talking all type of girls. He don't give a fuck Why are you saying it like that? I slip out because I saw tammy she got hot took a couple shots She's like, I'm gonna fix this motherfucker. Fuck this. She I saw her tapping her girls rounding her girls up I said, oh, oh I come out the bathroom I go to the car I text wax like y'all I'm in the car by two minutes later. I see him flying out He's running hauling ass like he's racing a pit bull Bunch of women chasing behind him, right? He's running towards the truck. I said now this way it's about to be good Unbeknownst to him. I had the doors locked on purpose So when he got to that door You ever see mic ebbs getting chased by lady of rage and friday after next that's how wax was around the car the whole Listen Listen, these country girls who had some day hit hard hitting all you This is cornbread rice eating girls a gravy. Listen people was in the parking lot ducking Because every time wax got hit it sounded like a gunshot. I'm ducking these girls. I'm playing football at the time Oh, you need to drive that day We knew where to go to get the action Ask him right before we pull the parking lot. I'm like, man, come on, man. I know anybody here. Come on. He's like, no I want Tammy to tell her side of the story on the we talk back podcast on the black effect I heart radio podcast network teller you have to remind her to tell that I will I'm gonna get this clip I want I want I want I want her side of this story if she remembers that night at all What was the resolution? What you mean? What was the resolution? I ain't got nothing to do with this. The resolution was they got tired Not somebody been beating on somebody so much and chasing somebody that they just got tired No, I read to the corner. I read to the top of the corner, man I read spacey to the road The fucking highway right there and then I pulled up and picked them up from the road I couldn't see no more I was I couldn't see because he was running around the car. 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It's called shallow waters Okay shallow waters is a young adult fantasy fiction story about the african mermaid Uh yemiya You know what i mean? You probably heard Darius love hall lorenz tate's character and love jones when he mentioned yemiya You remember that taylor in that poem? I remember that you my yemiya I don't think she even seen Excuse me when you heard Beyonce say baby sister reppin yemiya Anita copas wrote a great young adult fiction fantasy book about uh yemiya We released the cover a couple days ago and um she was the number one bestseller on amazon And um the science fiction fantasy black, which i didn't even know was a category black science fiction fantasy category So i was happy to see that man. So yeah go out there and pre-order anita copas's book shallow waters It's a great read for the young adults in your life Okay, and as I said pre-order to micah mallory state of emergency how to win in the country We built all on black privilege publishing Which is my book imprint through simon and shoestre. We cooking baby I'm gonna do i'm gonna do like two titles a year two book titles a year I think I think that's a good number So we got two more. We got two more coming in 2022 already on the books But we'll announce those at a later date. You got any church announcement show see Yo, we back on tour talk to me March the injured shows that come for tickets, but uh salt lake city sold out columbus, oh, hi, I believe it's sold out Then we're going to fuck. Let me get a couple more of these cities, but uh, I'm excited to get back on stage man and um Let's see. We got a nashville, tennessee Atlanta georgia Atlanta, baby, uh, raleigh north carolina west palm beach florida phoenix arizona and then tampa bay florida We'll be adding more shows But yeah, go check out the injured shows comm for tickets before they're sold out and um, god bless you guys I support. I also want to do a show here in miami. I'll announce that soon I think it's going to be a real like a pop-up like maybe we'll announce that a day or two before because um I got to get my sea legs back. Is that what it's called your sea legs. You feel like you lost it, bro Yeah, yeah, I lost it, bro. Really that core man that core week, man. You gotta get a strong back You got a week back You know, just get it back man, you know, it's a craft. So you just gotta make sure you still got it But it's muscle memory. How long has it been I don't know last show I did I think was In new jersey when we went to do those shows in jersey When was that? I don't know Summer go out to austin bro. Go to stubs Say what go out to austin go to stubs. Yeah, that's what it's called Go to stuff with chappelle and uh Rogan and all of them by the way jokes that have now been edited out of episodes of guide code Bro, they took down a whole episode bro They took down a whole episode guide code is something about what the fuck that I say something about like In the summer what you're looking at taylor Guide code is 10 years old this year 10 years ago feels like a decade Isn't it? Oh, it's a decade charl. Oh, that's kind of how time How about I say let's don't confuse me, bro Record bro, holy We need to stop the podcast And that needs to be the first line of this episode Golemaine just said 10 years ago that feels like a decade bro. Hey, hey do 60 seconds feel like a minute charl 24 hours feel like a day to you you really are in touch with your feelings because you got this time shit down my friend Oh my y'all know what I meant It just felt like a long get it. Oh, it wasn't it wasn't it was a long time ago, bro Bro, the way the sun went down that shit felt like a sunset If you would have seen the sun Go down past the horizon you would have felt like it was a sunset too if you would have seen it Oh, man the moral of the story is to loot Dave's appella and chris mccarty Now we're not getting off of this bro. We got a couple more jokes to The second year of one joke is like well, if you thought we were idiots you right if you thought we were brilliant I saw episode of first 48 the other day that should felt like two days, bro Yeah That should feel like they was searching for them guys for two fucking days Listen, I want to talk about I want to talk about um little boost these comments About lori harb I want you to start those Taylor. Have you heard them? Yeah, you heard the comments Who me? Yeah Now, what do you say? What did he say basically Taylor basically saying that Uh, lori harby should stick with like how wax feels like with one person Yes, one celebrity. He she shouldn't be dating around and everything else like that And um doesn't think that and thinks that Don't put all that on me Michael be jordan like he's sorry. He um Just like wax he thinks that michael be jordan shouldn't have wife to lori harby Yeah, he said we shouldn't be giving lori harby credit For running through all of these dudes. You should be giving the guys credit for running through lori harvey Why you say wax said that he was like if you're if you're cool with what lori harvey's doing and that means you're cool with your Daughter having sex with seven or eight dudes I don't think it's cool, right men would pass out If they saw a woman's body count, right? They saw a woman's whole facts for lack of a better word, right? And I don't think there's anything wrong with it like number one. We're acting like lori harvey sleeping with all these guys We don't know that And number two, even if she is so what because of whether it's lori harvey or lori down the block She's had more than one dick in her life What's the problem? But everybody know these motherfuckers. I know this motherfucker. I ain't right for you Who cares the guy that the motherfucker that you gotta do it. You're gonna know nobody dealing with that shit If I know my guy or somebody I know fucked you. I ain't being with you like that. No way Here's the unfortunate truth. I want to think about it the more famous the way you take The more dicks it seems like you've taken So if you take one famous dick, that's equivalent to like 20 dicks Well, we've we've we've always known women on this podcast if you sleep with two men in the same industry You go get labeled a whore not saying you're a whore unfairly. So unfairly So unfairly because those two guys might meet somewhere if you're fucking industry dudes They might meet in the studio. That's not cool. If they athletes they might meet in the locker room, you know, I'm saying If they fucking hairdressers, they might meet in the hair salon and start reminiscing about your vagina It's not cool. Yeah, you know now you a hoe to everybody not saying it's true. I don't believe that to be the case But that's the perception after per se and you want it You don't want that to be a no man want their wife to be percepticized. Whatever the fuck that word is You know, I'm saying no man want their girl to be like that. I don't know What take take five minutes, bro Take five minutes. I didn't know that word Perceptitized What you just said Is what wax wants women to do after they slept with more than two guys No, it's not. No, let me let me put it like this. I said she she told me wrong. That's lie I said only have one penis a year. I said if you have more than one penis a year I said women think about this if you have started having sex at 20 And when you 30 years old if you have just two penises a year, that's fucking 20 penises What the fuck? Well, why are you thinking that she's having so she's not dating you in a relationship? Like how we get on dick math That's dick math was wild That's a lot of fucking meat y'all two dicks a year For 10 years you get 20 dicks. Why didn't say that you just don't want to know that's it because she's gonna have more She's going to that's wild Girlly virgins understanding that virgins but how many miles you want them to have It doesn't matter you're not gonna know anyway If you grow to love that one girl go ahead shows what you say Well, if a girl has had 20 penises Mm-hmm. That means she's had at least 40 cocks in her mouth Come on Always suck double the dick than they do That's true You don't even want to bring hand jobs into the equation Oh my gosh, how many you grabbed and who you grabbed jesus at least three to four times If women really think about it, how many times has a woman said i'm not gonna fuck you, but i'll suck you didn't And I you know, it's real funny when so make us bring out that little clip we edited bring it out You remember that clip we edited to you Now you can't do that First of all, I never I've never just sucked the dick and then just leave. No, that's not what we asked you We asked Taylor one simple math equation on this. Um, yeah Look how y'all make it How many dicks can adjourn from Philly suck if John's really could suck dick carry to four No, this is Taylor trying to calculate all the dick I How many dicks can adjourn from Philly suck if John from Philly could suck dick say that three times But if y'all think about that math is kind of wild though We say like all right, so how many times a guy gives Head or yeah gives head to a girl. I never gave head to no girl Yeah, you crazy. Yo and carl know my whole history My girl know my whole history though. That's what I'm trying to say You don't know your whole history. I mean, she know she know that I was out there. She know she know if she hear anything That's probably I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt whatever wax told you was a lie We gonna sit around and have some drinks. I got some war stories All right, regardless never question you Exactly Why do you sound dumb as hell? I'm not question. Listen. Wax your whole facts on a cds for c CDC Gotta have goddamn waxes whole facts. Listen. This is a man who pulls condoms Ocean As you probably had a finger in your butt too. Shut up. Yeah, right. Yeah. See you see how to control You have to double up the head with the girls Who's The more girls you have sex with as a dude, the less fingers in your butt. Thank you No, especially if the girl's giving you head. I know a finger slipped in your butt How do fingers just slip in people's Are you slipping fingers in people's butts I'm saying No, no, don't start this That's billy right there I want to know who the fuck Mandy hiding from she got a mask on a wig. I don't know who the fuck Mandy is today What kind of hair does she have? Listen, I'm I'm on team. I don't give a fuck who you fuck. I know every woman has a past I think to think otherwise is ridiculous And men really knew how they women got down back in the day They couldn't handle it They couldn't handle women acting the way that we used to understand that But if you have a you have a somebody that's been in the game now If you have somebody that was a fucking a car that somebody owned or a fucking uber You're not gonna fucking buy a fucking uber. You jump in ubers every day. I understand that I ride a fucking uber. I'll just fuck a girl like that, but I'm not gonna just wife Just fuck a girl Guys I'm not I'm not just gonna sit there and buy a uber. Would you own the uber? Would you go? I would love to own a good job Here's the thing though. You might own a uber You don't know what yo your girl will never tell you her true history ever She know you're gonna react crazy. I understand that but I don't want my neighbor's car Lacks what you're trying to say is You'll be in a uber And you'll go wow, this is really comfortable. I really enjoy this experience I'm gonna get a car just like this uber, but I'm not gonna buy this uber because so many different people have been in this version of He won't delete that app off his phone though That app is a matter of convenience. He won't delete that app By the way from uber though wax is I'm gonna tell you how wax is consistent with this talk to me There is a young lady who I think is a beautiful woman pretty Can cook she was incredible. That's what I thought wax was gonna end up with The white girl. There we go. Not the white girl. There we go. It's way back in the day, but she She was us. She was one of us She used to get down. Listen, I don't know nothing. She she used to get cracked out. She fucked the crew Oh, but what you mean me? I ain't got nothing to do with this That's a dangerous look What you mean You think calling those wack body count listen Why are you stressing? I ain't stressing but this is a lot to do with this guy My friend has been very very honest with her past with him. Thank you and he's we I actually told her not to wipe him Because I said he's a hoe and I see everybody know And we know that so I actually was a friend that was like, I don't know if you really want to be with a hoe So to be fair women do it the same way that y'all do maybe to a whole yo You kind of the lorry hobby of hood niggas You are And and by the way lorry, I don't even know if lorry was fucking so i'm not even gonna say that about lorry lorry wax was fucking Okay, I would be the bro wax was fucking. Wax wasn't nothing. He wasn't nothing. Yeah, I wasn't nothing That's an important thing. He wasn't nothing for a while. I wasn't nothing in the same situation. No, he wasn't nothing for a while No, I'm making up for wax not nothing. I'm nothing very I don't listen by the way Guys want an experienced woman though Yeah, you want to want to know what the fuck she's doing and how does how do girls find out what they like too? We have to say One a year. Which one one a year Because things don't have just you gotta be realistic. Yeah, that's not realistic. That's not realistic If you talk to some girl y'all fall out and then you start talking to someone else like be realistic One penis is so what's so what's good for one year? What's okay? What's average for a girl one year? And I'm gonna give you some chocolate All right, let's all be honest. Let's all be honest for one second What's your body count Taylor? I'm not saying The only person I need to know are my friends and my man Mandy and wheezy are in here. I know they're not afraid Mandy. What's your body count? Mandy lost count at 18 18 years old or 18 digs old 18 18 years old Okay, Mandy lost count at 18 years old wheezy. What's your body count? Yes Men and women weed is over 50. Nila's in here. Nila. What's your body count? Wow Nila, what's your body count Nila? Nila's in here with her Nila's in here with her boyfriend I didn't mean to put her on the spot Alex. Do you know Nila's body count? Oh my god. Whoa. Why you did this? Why you did this? Yo, Alex did this twice? He was like 10, 20 What is going on here? What is going on? One question wheezy There's a lot of numbers. You said over 50. There's a lot of women over 50 There's a lot of what? There's a lot of numbers over You said over 50 there's between 50 and 75 That's my real number. I wouldn't I mean, I know normally you multiply by three Do you count like do you keep like a tally? I have a tally in my phone. Really? Yeah Only 75 digs. How old are you wheezy? I'm about to be 30 in a month. Do the dick math wax 30 So that's like 70 years And I've had threesomes so that's a few at a time, you know 70 years for 10 years. I keep count only because That's what I don't know how much that is dick every two months Nah, because I've had long-term boyfriend. So maybe when I'm hoeing I'm really hoeing. When'd you lose your virginity? 16 16 so 16 to 30 so 15 years 75 do the math But threesomes I've had a lot of I fucked a lot of bitches last year. No, sorry the year that we were open. So 2019 Maybe like 10 in there. I don't think women count in this equation Yo, yeah, because women don't count. Just track the women out of this. We only count in dicks. This is dick math Mandy's wig and you need to really let go of them fucking dalmatians, yo The wife the lady That's animal We're gonna do the horrible decisions pouring 101 dicks starring wheezy Mandy's gonna be cruella deville You say what 101 penetrations Listen, I think women should be able to do what the fuck they want to do and I don't judge women for who they've had sex with I think that's wack to even Chastise a woman. I don't think she got a pass. Listen. I'm not judging. I just said that I'm just for me the wife At least if I know let me accept it because only way only reason why I'm a be with a girl because I accept their flaws I ain't with her because I accept all the great things that she's showing me. I accept all her flaws That's why I'm with her. Why do you keep by the count then because I want to know my you so you Won't go to a vid you go by a car. What you want to do? You don't want to know what you want to know the car. I like to hear stories I don't need to hear like the number you want to know this car been crashed You want to know this car been in the flood? I fully understand things in terms of automobiles. Yes, and chickens It we Doesn't there's not a cut by the way we talk about high mileage as if the most reliable car ever is not a fucking Honda anything Them Hondas last forever 200,000 300,000 plus miles on them them um them trucks and 18 willa trucks 500 600,000 you gotta get a fat girl You know your girl's body count shows say what you know your girl's body count your fiancee nope You don't want to know I don't let her tell me about absolutely Where's the car fax at? I need a car fax. Just give me the car fax. One thing about wax that I know I just want to make sure you ain't get flooded. Wax isn't going to get a bad car accident Same girl. So why is it mad wax is afraid of his own karma? That's why he goes to restaurants and he orders plastic silverware Because he used to rub the butter knife in his asshole when he used to work in the restaurant forks on my balls You used to give yourself a wet willy wonka butter knife It was just a spoon with the butter knife Listen, I used to do the thing you know people like spooning. So I used to put my balls on the top of the um on the spoon I'd say that was spooning. I don't even know now. He's afraid of his own karma Yeah, that's why it's the same thing with women. He knows that he's been a hoe Right, right. So he don't want to wipe a hoe because he wouldn't wipe himself I never fully committed with these girls This is serious question If that is something that we can't help it's not something society put on us But it's something that's like biologically built into a lot of guys, right? Okay, don't we owe it to women to tell them And say hey, we're not as into a girl that's had tons of partners That's right Maybe we should let you know this before you go out there and do something that could stop you from being with your dream man Like isn't that the the honest right thing to do carfax Yes, who's going to say it like what guy's saying this though? What you mean? You're saying it right now. What do you mean by that though? Like you talking about if you talk to a girl or you just i'm saying we're saying on the podcast Okay, in ideal world, you know that you guys wouldn't be Straight run through, you know my wife knows my body count Give a give a take a dozen, but that's only because I can't remember a lot of shit Yeah, I could tell you know me but the ones I can't remember she absolutely positively knows about Charlemagne told y'all are mine. Are you over? No, I have not. No, okay, shut up I would love to write what I would love to write waxes super head book Man, I've seen some shit Ah But you see the wax like you know your past. I just don't understand how you could You understand again I understand other people have past just make sure you ain't been ran through I make sure you have a flood make sure you have a total lost car and i'm got this fucking fuck what is ran through though I don't know wax don't want a girl That he don't want he don't want any girl that's had things done to her that he's done to other women No, that's not true. That is true. That's not true I just don't want to have to deal with a girl that has sex with people that I know Like again, so she could be a hoe just not I could I could love this girl. She has sex with Charlemagne. You think I might for her? You should What you mean I should He thinks it's okay like I'm like, yo, she's a good girl Never mind the fact she fucked the crew Okay, we're all like well I supposed to do what you mean Well, I suppose it's wife for her. Yes. After she fucked anybody who's wife for just don't invite nobody with me to the way I can't do it. I'm sorry. She's a great girl too great girl phenomenal girl. Amazing. You don't know how I shut up Who is this for how you know Got some gorilla glue on her edges now she acting like she fucking know what the hell's going on everything What'd you say? So I know her. No, I don't think y'all know her Nila, you know her you met her at the wedding Who Nila says she met her at the wedding You wasn't at kente wedding. I hope that oh you talking about some oh you talking about somebody else You talking about the one my Chill out man. See I'm not doing this I'm not doing it If you ever need good stories, man, I got them for days Man, that shit was so funny It's not cool, yo, it's all you My aunt say it's okay His aunt his mom my mom was like I overheard some things. I overheard Let me stop let me stop man, please Damn I wish I could say is none of your business the moral of the story is not nobody business what your whole facts is Yo, yes, let's pay this bill so we can do some asking idiot and get the fuck out of here All right, what's up everybody? We're gonna take a break for a second because I got to make sure that you uh aren't bald out here in these streets, man This is the number one most important thing when it comes to a dude aging. Well is having a full head of hair, okay I've been on Yeah, charlie man looks horrible for that reason if he had a fro man, he would be you'd be looking 25 years old you know, but um That's not the case because he's now and that keeps keeps simple as that I've been doing this for over a decade. I got a full head of hair matter of fact So my hair left. Okay. I was losing my hair. I noticed it. I got right on it and boom I'm back Hair thicker than ever you can do it. I'm telling you it is easy and not only is it easy If you are ready to take action right now to prevent hair loss you go to keeps.com Slash idiots to receive your first month of treatment for free. That's keeps Dot com slash idiots to get your first month for free. Okay keeps dot com slash idiots I'm telling you this is number one important fellas. You don't have to be bald anymore. All right Don't wait too long. Now you're out here with tori lanes looking like ali's coach You don't want that life. Okay. You want to stop that bad bad, man It's not good. You got to get there early get there before it starts I'm telling you fellas it is possible and ladies if you see your man losing it Don't wait too long Okay, because you can get out ahead of it and you can get that full head of hair that you need All right, so that's keeps dot com slash idiots Make sure you do that and you get your first month of treatment for absolutely free go go go go go right now Go get that now. Let's get back to the show All right, let's do some asking idiots so we can get the fuck up out of here Bang bang bang. Yeah, tori lanes. Yo, man, tori should look crazy. Come on, man I saw that years ago on the breakfast club though If you ever if you go back and watch the old tori ladies If you go back and watch the one where tori had to puppet with him And I was asking tori because tori said he got $30,000. He paid $30,000 for his hairline But I kept asking him like what's up with this though? This shit at the top. What's up with that? And he was like, no, no, my shit gonna grow in my shit gonna grow in that was like five years ago And when I told nick to come I said nick put the camera on the top of tori's head and tori said I will fuck you up if you bring that goddamn camera overhead, nick Don't get fucked up in the studio and I always wonder why he got so like Aggressive about it. I'm like now I know We saw why Well, you just keep it low. Why you do that? Yeah, just keep a ball dude, bro. Let's keep a ball and get you well I guess you know at 30,000 you paid for the headline. You ain't paid for the other shit You should have paid for the line. You just paid for the line Word up Taylor let's do some asking idiots um, okay Now for our weekly segment where Taylor gets the asking idiots up It's so crazy even though she knows she's gonna do it every single week Somebody on youtube said the funniest shit they was like asking idiots should just be ask a taylor Because every time I don't think you're an idiot taylor. I'm just telling you what somebody said to me, too I don't think that You know, I love you. There's one. There's one person that loves you. It's me. Okay. Taylor. What we got? Okay um I don't know. I say his name says stephen said seven eight one What goals do you have for yourself this year? What goals do you have for yourself this year shochi? I got to keep that a little bit quiet right now Uh-oh So we got shit a brewing man, but I got to keep that a little bit. Okay a little bit quiet All I got is execution execution is my word for the year. That's it. I just want to execute everything that we're doing I want to execute the black effect podcast network want to Execute black privilege book publishing company want to execute sbh, you know at audible with kevin heart It's just all about execution Execute something else that we're launching in may I just want to execute. That's it execution of the name of the game execution. That's it long as we execute Skye's the limit, baby. That's it All right, do you have one? um My goals is to have i'm in 30 stores in la right now in the spenceries of who's wax I want to be an all hundred in very near future. So dope definitely my goal Fire who's wax early? All right, um l underscore j underscore 21 wants to know biggest regret of your 20s biggest regret of my 20s I got time for that Be all dead. Do you know what i'm saying to 20s say for real the 20s was a wild decade, bro That was a wild 10 years 20s, but it's hard to you know, I realized it's hard to regret Things when you are where you want to be. Yeah, I see what you're saying Because they help get you there whether they were good or bad I don't regret anything for my 20s if i'm being told leon 20s was a good time 20s was 20s was Let me see. I started doing radio in 1998. So I had just turned 20 I turned 20 when I was an intern and so from 20 and let me say I got with wendy when I was like 20 Six 27 no no no no like 28 some shit like that. So that was like eight years of Between charlton socket line and columbia socket line and running this priest. We was having a ball That was the crunk era. That was knuck if you buck and goddamn Little john and then jeezy trap would die. It's just like that was just a different life I don't even know who that guy is anymore. Yeah, he's gone. That was i-hop waffle house Fights and but you telling people that uh, you got me banned from i-hop too. No, you got yourself banned from I ain't I ain't doing you did that. Of course. They were gonna see me, but come on. Wax used to go to eat and walk out No, but listen Come on. You think I was gonna pay for anybody's shit. He did that everywhere. He went No, that's not true. I hop banned them as they should have He might still be banned from my hop. I think I might be feeling he was stealing Pancake man, listen, he would go in and eat and then walk out man. Listen, man I don't remember out everybody walked out And it was like whoever the last person he got paid for the bill I was out but everybody didn't force it to go and look at me like he was there Like look all these other motherfuckers. You don't see nobody else Probably not. All right, come on. Nobody steals from my hop except for wax one time because I wasn't paying the bill More than once annie wouldn't sleep with the i-hop server. All of a sudden he don't want to sleep with her That's my girl. I love her. I can't remember her name. I wish I could remember her name Yeah, she's peace man, but I wasn't gonna smash it for the for that. I shit it on. Let's back in the day. Come on Give us another one tail I'm not gonna say his name. I don't know it but is daniel kulia on On route to be the next big star in hollywood Is daniel kahwool on on route to be there? I mean, I would all I mean, I don't know if he's I don't know what you mean when you say next big star. I think daniel's already a star. I mean get out was a 100 plus million dollar movie. I mean, it's a movie that you know cross so many different You know demographics like people like when you see dan white people black people when you see dan like oh that's the dude from get Out like that's a which one the black guy the black guy. Yeah, that's a classic role. You know what I'm saying, um He was in black panther. That's a billion dollar movie like I think daniel's pretty much a star bro. Yeah daniel's doing all right in hollywood Yeah, and judas and the black messiah is great Yeah, shout out lucas brothers, man lucas. Yo, man. Yo salute to the lucas brothers By the way another example of why comedians are the greatest creatives Because only comedians can go from doing Super funny silly shit. There's something as dramatic as goddamn judas and the black messiah There's not too many people that got this that range like comedians me that's my personal opinion Salute to the lucas brothers martin the comedian martin the comedian. Yeah, but shout out the uh Yeah, I think daniel's already on his way. I mean, I don't know what more could he do Yeah, he's a star. Give us one more tell us we can get the fuck out of here. Bayes, uh, tennessee Uh, I want to know if brady is the gray's white guy. Who is the gray's black guy? Who's the greatest black guy of all time? Wax The greatest black guy of all time. I mean, I don't I mean for me. I always go back and forth between um Martin Louis the king jr. And honorable Elijah Muhammad for me. I personally I'll probably say the honorable Elijah Muhammad for me That's my that's my personal Yeah, I don't know too many people I say wax because I look at I look at I look at the fruit of people's trees So when you get the honorable Elijah Muhammad, you get Muhammad Ali you get Malcolm X You get the honorable minister Louis fracan you get the whole nation of Islam a person that can Transform men and women and make them be the best version of themselves. I you know for me It's honorable Elijah Muhammad. I I tell everybody they should read message to the black man by Elijah Muhammad to me That's that's my personal favorite greatest black man You're also basing brady off of his sports his athletic athletic To survive his whole life. Who he is. What else? I mean, I mean people he many people who are comparable Yeah, how many people he brought to the nation or to god or anything like that I don't know man. That's the discipline being white and black Yeah, when you're a white you can just play football and be considered the greatest white man of all time when you're black you got to Change people's lives That's it show see I'm trying to think who my greatest black man. We nobody wants, you know, we don't even want you to answer this question We don't even want you to go We don't even want you to do this to yourself. Andrew. It's okay. It's okay. You don't have to rise to this challenge Hey, I think I have a good one You don't have to rise to this challenge Me guys, I think I have a good one. All right. It might be wet. Okay. Give it give it to us for shits and giggles fine for shits and giggles Greatest black man Of all time of all time. What did you miss? You know Is