 Hello. Oh, sorry about that. How are you doing today, sir? Just browsing to see if my car was here, and my motor. All right. All right, it just looks like it was just scuffed and pounded, so it's just going to be a dollar. I have a question. Can we do a $1? It is too much. It has to be $1. Can you do zero? No. OK, 10 cent. I do not know how to explain, but I don't have any money. You don't have a dollar on you? No. Sir. I owe $142. Oh, my gosh, sir. There you go. There's a dollar, so you can probably play. OK, very good. Thank you very much, sir. OK, thank you very much. All right, and your bike's right out there. Oh, very nice. Thank you. You're welcome. Have yourself a good day, sir. Something seems to be damaged. What the piece of shit? Is it out of fuel? It is not working. Oh, I see what it is. It's good to have a repair kit on me. There we go. You're all set for your engine. Your engine looks like it's pretty bad. Get this to a repair shop ASAP. OK, thank you. Oh, crash. Oh, God, I hope I don't. Oh, no. I hope my car doesn't explode in the crash. So you blacked out? Yes, I was driving, and then I woke up and my bike was gone. My motor was gone. I can borrow this for a five minute. Where is my bike? What is this? Can I help you, sir, for the bike? Yes, I need help. I am looking for my motor. I blacked out here. Why did you black out, sir? Have you been taking any sort of drugs like methamphetamine? No, I do not do drugs. I was I am very hungry. I am very hungry. I am I am very thirsty. I blacked out. So you're very hungry and you blacked out. Have you been smoking any weed by chance tonight? No, I do not do marijuana. All right, listen here, sir. I think I smell a little bit of weed on you, but a little bit OK, sir. So whereabouts was your vehicle when you lost it? It was right here. It was right. No, I think it was on the other side of the bridge. Do you recognize or remember the model, sir? I assume so. Now, can you prove that you own this motorbike, sir? A majestic bird. Yeah, it is my motor. What the what the damn what do you mean do I not own? Do you have the keys on you? Just let me see the keys, maybe. I have the keys as well. I mean, as long as you're saying that, you know, you're not on any drugs or anything like that, you wouldn't mind if I just give you a quick fat down. Would you? Yes. Yeah, no, I don't hear. You can feel anything you want. Sir, he claims to have passed out on the road. Let's see here, I'm crouching down. It may smell the cheese that I had on my cheese sandwich this morning, Montgomery cheese. All right, I just did a quick frisky on you, sir. I really don't feel anything suspicious. I may have pulled my hands lingering along your thighs and your sides and whatnot. Go ahead and get back up now. You're good. Richard, what are you doing? What's he's wrong with this man? He is on the rock. There's some ACDC getting pumped up with a fucking shift. Do you jump in, Jack, sir? Do you do the rock test for your own police? We don't have the money to do a drug test for everyone in the police department, sir. Oh, OK, I understand. All right, all right, no crack pipe, sir. He's good. OK, I don't think we really helped him with what he was asking for, but we're going to go to. So good luck out there, man. OK, I even keep looking for my bike. You guys have a good day. It's nice meeting you. Good to meet you, man. Dude, it impounded my bicycle. OK, thank you. I am still need help. Would they have happened to just impound that bicycle right there? I don't know what the what the damn happened. I see very well. I'm looking for my damn bicycle and it said it was right here up in this hole. Damn it. Oh, I. Dude, I think I stole his bike. Frick, Ellie's an ass. Dude, that sucks a lot. Wait, wait, what? How did it? Are you kidding me? You hit my bike on that beach. What the hell? What the damn? Hey, mother, bitch, what are you doing? Oh, you got a clear throw, Mario. I am calling the police right now. Right here. Hey, what do you want? We settle this. We settle this now. We said. Look at me. Hey, look at me. Listen to me. Hey, listen to me. Listen to me. I come here from Iran and you treat me like this. I come from period. You treat me like I'm stupid. I am calling the police. No, you will not. My motorbike was in perfect condition. And now it cannot move. How are you going to fix this? Watch this. I'll fix it with my repair kit. You we fix this for discounted price. No, it was in perfect condition. What are you doing? You derive the wrong side of the road. You are already in the wrong road. No, you know, I was on the right side. You you are coming here and I was going there. Yes, this car, right? Yes. You was on the wrong side of the road. No, no, it was perfect condition. No, you were in the wrong side of the road. You were on the wrong side of the road. Do I need to call the police? Go ahead and call them. Do not call the police. I will call the police. Listen to me. What is your name, sir? Listen, we can fix this out. My name is Ali Farman. Now listen to me. Ali, fuck away. Listen to me, Ali, fuck away. Hernandez, shut up. Sorry, sorry, boss. Now you need Sanchez fix. Yes, you broke my perfect Sanchez. Well, now my Sanchez is dirty. It is dirty Sanchez. Because I am from Pirro, OK? What the hell? Oh, I'm sorry. No, sorry, I was scared. I was scared from them that they're on. I already put his finger up today. Now listen to me. Here is the deal. Now seeing as you assaulted Hernandez. No, I know that I was safe his life. And the way you may have slightly hit you. You destroyed my bike, my motorbike. We will give you discounted repair. This is good deal. It is ferry repair or I call the police. Well, we do not have a deal. Sir, if I call my friend Salim right now, I'll ask him if you purchase the Sanchez. Oh, you call Salim. You say Salim, you come right here. And you can talk to Salim. Oh, not Salim. I rent Salim over. Let's go. You call Salim, Salim, come take care of this. That's the lawsuit. I need my I'm calling the police. You fix my bike or I call the police. I think we'll call police. I think that'll be funny. Oh, what the damn what are you doing? Oh, very good. There we go. Perfect. Mike and you don't use that function one thing. They'll help you out. OK, thank you. Oh, sorry. Your door was unlocked in the back. Let me OK. You're fine. Thank you. Hello, Salim. Hello. I'll be with you. Oh, should I wait outside? Up to you. You can wait here or wait outside. We were wrapping it up. I was almost finishing. But yes, madam, I appreciate this. Can I get in your one moment? All right, madam, if you could just show me your identification again. Of course, sir. And if I can get your phone number as well, please. All right. 3538. 38. Yes, sir. OK, very good. I have one question. What is your Instagram? What's an Instagram? OK, don't worry about it. OK, rightly say I've ever heard of that. Is that like a phone company or something? Is this where they put a picture for like a madam? I think you will never have Instagram. You look like a model. Instagram model, I having to say. Don't you think so? Ali, this is like social media, like the Twitter, you know, the Instagram will be leaving, all right? A pleasure meeting your habit. If you need anything else, please give me a call or text message. And my number is in the yellow page, all right? All right, Chaldees, you gentlemen have fun and enjoy doing your God-given American right to go vote for your mayor. Thank you, madam. Appreciation station. Thank you, sir. Have a good one. And she is a very, very, very, like much sex I having to say so. Yes, she is a very, very big. And you know, all right, I miss your browser. Come here. Yes, very good. If you say it's like this on the left cheek. Oh, yes, all right cheek. I have very less one on the left. Here, let's go make American duty. We go make voting. We feel like American citizen. I need to take a bathroom right here. Just make sure nobody sees me, OK? You are crazy. You're going to public your nation in front of court. It is fine. It is fine. This is America. We can do what we want. It is fine. All right. We are in America. We are American city. Oh, my God, your system. Just cover me, cover me, cover me. All right, all right, all right. This will be a long one. I will be very quickly. I will be very quickly. Toot, toot, toot. I am American Zellie. And I will make my vote. Oh, I love the red, white thing in the blue. OK, OK, very good. Very nice. I actually finished about 15 seconds ago, but I was enjoying that very much. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I'm thinking from the heart, this national anthem. Ali, look at me. Take off your glasses. Look at me. In the eyes, I have very serious question to asking you. You mother-beach, you are going over to vanilla unicorn asking stripper to choke you and step on you. No, I did not do that. I went, I looked for American woman. I was looking for a wife. I look in yellow page. I call and the woman says, I have four women for you to choose from. I go to kelab. I do not know what the damn is happening. They tell me, come inside, come in the back. They give me water. They give me food. Next thing you know, they tried to threaten me for $2,500 for sex robot. And they wanted the money. She makes stepping on you, maybe spit a little bit. I don't, you don't think? No, no, I don't. I didn't ask for any of that. But she was going to do it. And you like your mother-beach. Oh, my God. Not a problem. We go find the wife for you. Let's go, Ali. OK, just go inside. Are you looking to get a private dance in the VIP? You are American citizen. Yeah. Blaine, come here, come here, Blaine. Alina, tell this guy. Hey, hey, hey, you mind shutting the fuck up over there, please? Thank you. OK, let's talk over here. How you doing? What you're thinking, Ali? Take your pick. This one, that one. Hey, jump. I don't know what the hell is happening, man. Can I talk over here? Yeah, what's up? I am looking for one that is not married or in a relationship. All right. Looking for a K. We all have, like, a post. Yeah, I escort you. Yeah, we should have a meeting. All right, madam, you tell me now. How long you have been stripper? You are, like, a working corner, too? Excuse me? No, no, I'm not a stripper. I was security. Oh, you are security. So how much security do you have? I'm pretty secure in myself, if that's what you mean. I think this one is a no. Is this one no? Oh, what the? What the damn happened? What is going on? Where is the explosion? Let me know. Oh, my God. That was Evil Witchwoman. She reads mine. She makes explosion. Oh, my God, terrifying. Ali, we cannot. We have to find good woman. Shit, we might having to go to court instead of years. Oh, my God. Look what you have on the wall. Hello? These are weapons of mass destruction. Mister, you are not allowed to carry these. No, this is fine. This is America. I think I will buy a coat. All right, all right. You can purchase. You have dollar. Oh, I do not have license. Mother bitch. We go acquire license. We go back to courthouse where we make voting. OK, we will go get license, and then we will do our American duty of getting a gun. And exterminating the witch bitch. Yes, of course. Very well. This is Selim. You have called me. Oh, what the damn? What is the damn? What are you doing? Selim, are you OK? Oh, I mean the car accident. Oh, call Emberlamps. What is the hell? What? Whoa. What the damn? Look what you've done to my car. You've destroyed it. What the hell you were? Look what the bloody hell you've done to my car. No, what the damn? What do you want to do to my car? Look what you've done. Fuck you. You are making a bloody hell to me? What the damn? No, look what you've done to my vehicle. Look what you've done to it. What do you mean you crash our vehicle? No, you crashed into me. I was driving perfectly legal. No, what is on your head? What is on your head? Why does everyone keep mentioning my head? There's nothing there. What the damn is wrong with you old man? Bloody hell. What the hell did you just call me? I called you old man. You are crazy old man. What are you doing? What did you just call me? What the hell? What the? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. It's insulting, don't you? We'll use language like that, young man. What the fuck is on your head? No, nothing is wrong with this head. This head is beautiful. Oh, you mean the thing on my head? That's my millennium eye. I can see the filter. This is why we need to protect ourselves. We need license for going for a weapon. You need license for gun. You need to walk around with a rifle. What the damn, huh, then? What the damn? Where did you get that weapon? Don't worry. It's all good. I got it up north at the hunting day. It's all good. When did you get your license? I got my license two days ago. There's a cold house up the road. There's even a mayoral election happening right now. You can vote. The system was down today. We went to, oh, that was very impressive, Salim. That was very good. Thank you. The system, I remember the system. Salim, we should leave. Yes, yes, I remember leaving. 13, 12, I think it was. I left my first restaurant. I went in there and I left. I left without paying. How old are you, old man? What the hell? What is going on? If you call me old once more, I'll execute you. What do you mean? I call you old. You are old? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Calm down, Mr. Blio, Mr. Blio, you want to? No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Don't get your finger here. Ali, get in the car. I'll use words like that. I am sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I am sorry, I am very sorry. Run, Salim, run. Run before he shoots us. I'll kill you. Run. Don't get close. Ali, Ali is crazy. Oh my God, he has the colon head. You're going to murder. Here we go. I think we lost him. What the hell's happening? What's that? It is a witch. You know you got to eat some food. You know there are lots of witches in this town. You saw that? It's a witch, did you? Oh, she's. Can you put cones around her or something? No, unfortunately, we don't have access to the cone. Yeah. We don't have a trunk full of them anywhere. Do you need anything else? Well, I don't want to. Very interesting. Yeah, I appreciate the technique. We were looking to acquire weapon license, you know, to protect our establishment premium deluxe motors board. Yes, yes. I unfortunately do not have access to weapons license since right now our system is down. Oh, I understand. You have to come back tomorrow. Hopefully the system be back tomorrow. Tomorrow we will be able to secure ourselves like good American men. A license, right. Fantastic, fantastic. OK, that's good. Very good, very good. Take care, mister. Good to see you again. Yes, sir. Good to see you all. Thank you.