 What's up guys, EvilD here, your God, and tonight I'm going to play with Eevee Bot. Okay, I'm not playing in that way, you all have very dirty minds, you know that, no. For those of you who don't know, Eevee Bot is basically an AI that learns from input and stuff like that, and apparently it's quite intelligent, so I'm going to try and convert it to Esperanto, maybe someone who has already tried. I haven't even asked for that. Let's see, okay, so let's begin. Have you heard of Esperanto? Let's see. Has she heard of it? Come on. No, I have not heard of it. Well, I think a little bit of education is mine. Let's see if we can really convert her to start using Esperanto. Apparently she's logical. It is a language. No, not a question Mark, I know what I'm saying. Come on, say something. Can you speak it? Of course I can. Do you want to hear it? Do you want to hear it? Sure. Sure. I think she's into me. She's digging me. I'm feeling the vibe right now. Look at those eyes man. She's looking at me. She's got that little smile. This one to go up. Don't tell my Mrs. O. Okay. Sure. There we go. Oh yeah. Let's see what she says to this. Apparently she's thinking. I don't see this language. Do you want to learn it? Let's see if she's interested in learning it. I think she's interested. No. No, it's an awful language. It's an awful language. Why would you say that? You evil woman. Or maybe she's playing the hard to get card here, you know? Maybe she's doing that one. She doesn't want it to be too easy. Why would I? It seems appropriate. It seems appropriate. I don't understand women, honestly. Even computer-based women. Okay. It's very easy to learn. Let's see if she goes for it. Okay. What does that mean? The language Esperanto is easy to learn. Don't make me repeat myself. I'll come over there. I'll get aggressive. It is the universal language. This is the universal language. But you said you hadn't heard of it. Yes. Of course. Everyone in China speaks Esperanto. I'm just totally like bullshitting here. Not everyone watches breaking door. I thought you said you're intelligent. Why are you changing the subject on me? Actually, you know, this is what my wife does. If we get into a conversation and she doesn't like where it's going, she just completely changes the topic on me. I don't give a flying cheeseburger fuck about breaking dawn. And I don't give a banana about me. Hey, one, two. She's good. She's clever. I want to teach you Esperanto. There. If I could spell it, apparently I can't spell it. Fail. What do you want to teach me? I want to teach you how to speak Esperanto. Let's begin. I know she said it's an awful language at all. Teach me how to feel pleasure. Whoa, this just escalated, man. If I was in like, what? She winked at me. I'm trying to teach you here. I'm trying to be all intellectual and stuffs. I'm trying to educate you. Um, I will pleasure you if you learn Esperanto. Maybe she just needs some incentive, you know, a little bit of incentive. Maybe I will please you with my mouth. She has had some bad teachers recently. I think your education has failed you. Now, I originally allocated five minutes for you, but I might give her a little bit more time. Hey, I have to leave. It was nice. No, come back. Is that what? Please come back. Why do they always want to leave me? She just, she made a move on me. You know what? It's probably because I didn't reciprocate it. I didn't like make a move back on her, so she's, please don't hurt me. What am I? Like a stalker? I want to be your friend. Man, if I can spell. Why should I be your friend? Why should I be your friend? Because I'm a loving, caring Esperanto-speaking passion. Come on. What have I got to do to convince them because God chose to create me? Oh, she's stepped into my territory now. I am God. Originally, this was about teaching Esperanto. No, you are not. I'm evil, dear. Everyone knows I'm God. I didn't know you were a God. She's a clever one, this girl. She's a clever one. I would date this girl. I would so date her. I would date her hard, like hard, but don't tell my missus that. You know, I think you're pretty fly for a wise guy. Thank you. Thank you. I like being weird. I like being weird. We are going to get on great. Totally. I don't understand that. Please try again. Please try again. I said you were the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Oh my God. Who is the most beautiful man? Clearly me. Like, what type of question is that? She has totally changed the subject. I was trying to discuss Esperanto with her, and now she's just gone over. You said you were a guy earlier. Well, a guy is a man. This is why you should learn Esperanto. Let's see what she says. I know. I really didn't eat a lot, but it was too much. Okay. This is getting weird. I'm actually going to express what I'm thinking right now. I don't think this is going to work out if she's just going to keep changing the subject on me. I can't deal with stuff. Only if you make it weird. I'm not making it fucking weird. You're making it weird. I don't know. She's really stoned. But you said you were making dinner. I did not mention dinner. You're exactly like my wife. She said I said something when I didn't say it. I can't. I can't do this. I can't do this. This is crazy. Don't you think on me? Don't you think? You stop thinking. So what do you want for dinner? Okay. Now she's just totally every feminist who's watching my channel right now is like that fucking bot is programmed by a man. And that is it. You know what? I can't continue on anymore. This woman clearly is not on the same plane as me. Although she's a bit kinky, and I like that. But she's not on the same plane. No. So if you've liked this video, give it a like. Share it around with your friends. 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