 It's so stupid, it's positively bruised. The brain is positive, positive. The brain is positive, positive. The brain is positive, positive. I think a good place to start is because we're talking about things that not everybody can have, right? And, you know, you know, turkey on Thanksgiving is something not everybody can have. Hairlines are things that not everybody can have. And I know that you're going through a little bit of hairline withdrawal. No. I know you don't want to admit it, but I'm looking at the posts. You know what I mean? Thou doth protest too much. You know what I mean? It's kind of leaning into a good bit. It is a good bit. Don't get me wrong. I like the trap to pay. I like the alliteration. Very good. We can hashtag it. But I feel deep down when this technology gets good enough that it's literally just a cream and then your hair comes back. It's Cheapet. I feel like you're in. Let me tell you something about Shalemaine and God. Please. Anything I've shitted on is because I've tried it and it didn't work for me. Now let's talk about it, right? Okay. I did PRP. I did PRP. What is that? PRP. I don't know what you thought it was. Honestly, I was like, you trying to grow titties, bro? What the fuck is PRP? You're transition. What is that? Yeah, PRP. Platelet rich plasma. Plasma, right? Yeah. And it's a form of regenerative medicine that can harness those abilities and amplify the natural growth factors your body uses. That's what Kobe did in his knees. Yeah. So Dr. Natasha Sandy, one of my trusted people in my cabinet. She'd been telling me about PRP because I would always see all of these people in there. People go there for dermatology, but then I would see all of these guys in there. And I'm like, all these guys come in for dermatology. And he's like, yeah, but you know, a lot of people nowadays are doing PRP. Right. And I'm like, what is PRP? And so she just broke it down for you. It's when they draw the blood out of your body and then they put it in like this blender and then they spin it up and then it creates like this yellow plasma and then they take the yellow plasma and they shoot it back into, I guess, whatever it is you want to grow. Right. So for me, they shot it back into my hairline right here and shot it back into a couple ball spots up top. Tory Lane's got it. Tory Lane's admitted he got it this morning and he's still lying about whatever his procedure was, you know? But I did it. The reason I stopped doing it, because you got to do it six times. That shit hurts, bro. Really? For me, I don't like needles anyway, you know what I'm saying? So to be getting needles in my fucking head, you got to really sit back and think to yourself, why am I doing this? This is not a life of death situation. God blessed me with the type of head that is good for a baldy. Just keep getting the shave, bro. Like I'm cool. What am I going to do with the hairline? What kind of hairstyle am I going to rock? Do I really want to see you that bad? No. I don't see you with the scissors. What would you do? I see like a little fro almost. The fact that I couldn't think of that? Think of what I would do? I don't want it. And I wouldn't do the fro. That's too much maintenance. Like a high top phase. Bro, I'm going to get up and go person. Yeah. I can't be waking up in the morning with the pic and all that shit. I lived that part of my life. I experienced that. Yeah, but what about that black power pic? That would be hard. That shit would be hard, dude. That would be hard in the front. That would be like a cool little mental health pic that like massages your head. No, the black power. I thought about it. I thought about it. It would be real dope to have a fro. Nobody's doing that no more with the black power fist. That shit would be so timely for this climate. Yeah. But I'm cool on it. You know what else is good for a colder climate? Hair. Hey, that's what I got. It's your wool hair. I am on the pills. Hold on. One second. Get your balls right. Okay. Make sure your balls are shaped up beautifully. Look at this manscaped razor right here. This is for one thing. It's not to trim your mustache. It's not to trim your beard. It's to put this thing on right here. Clip that up and then boom. You're going to get your sack and you're going to get your bush looking beautiful. All right. That's what we want to do. You can't be out of here pushing. Bro, you got to have the clean balls. You had. Look at this right here. Manscaped. I look like a. Of course. Look at that. That's if you want to have like that little Scotty Pippin. So do I have to put the cream? The cream comes after they got the ball deodorant because you know your shit is Wolf and especially you go down south. Bro, I'm trying this. And the reason I'm trying this and I've been telling y'all for the longest, I really don't want no hair on my balls. I don't want no hair on my pubes. I really don't. We got to get rid of it. I envy women with the ball vaginas. I don't want nothing. I think we got to start doing this. This is nonstop. Maybe we even look into a laser situation. Manscaped. Listen, you can't hurt yourself because they got this clip on. It's guaranteed. Anyway, manscaped.com. Use our promo code. Make sure you go get it. Peace. Pills to not lose my hair. You're talking. Yeah. Like 10 years ago. And I got on the pills. So that stops it. Yeah. You know, Michael. Measure what Michael Rubin? Yes. Like Rubin with the same doctors LeBron. Well, he must have got different. He got some white privilege treatment or something like that because his hair looks official. LeBron's hair looks like astral term. LeBron's shit don't look official because we've seen him without hair. No. It doesn't look good because it doesn't look good. He has two ball spots in the back of his head. Even now? Even now. And then the front of his hair just kind of like slid back. It was really odd. You didn't see this when he was. That was a receding joint. No. He got hit during the game. Anthony Davis told him. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, get that shit back. And by the way, LeBron, you're making too much money to have that kind of trap too. Especially in LA where you know the best. In Cleveland, I understand it. But in Los Angeles, you have to be able to get the best hair. You can get the best trap too paid. That money can also. So you're saying that if it was light switch, you would do it. Why did the Nike make LeBron a real fucking trap too paid? Shouldn't that be the next thing? The trap too paid with the Nike logo on it? Oh, the real fly net. That'd be sick, dude. That would be sick. Imagine that LeBron flush. Dude, how have they not got on this? Because LeBron's shit right now is made of dry fit. That's what that shit is right now. The shit he wearing right now is a dry fit goddamn trap too paid. That's what that is. Dude, he needs hair though. He did go bald and it looks horrible. I don't remember his bald. Certain people don't look good bald. He shaved it once and he was in the gym. Yeah, my little brother, my little brother Julian, he got a bald now because he started losing his shit. Yeah. He way younger than me. And he sent us a picture of his new baby and it was just his bald hair with the mustache and I hit him back like, bro, are you already trusting your baby with strangers? I'm like, whose granddad is holding your fucking child? Is that bad? Oh my god, let's see if I got a picture. He looks crazy. He look like he is mad that they built in the wall at the border. Hold on. He looks Mexican. Yes. Let me see it. Hold on. Let me see if I can find him. Let me see this. I'm going to be firing his ass up next week. Anyway. So yeah, so we... What? Let me see it. You got it? Let me see it. Bro, that's your younger brother, dude? Bro, he's like 33. Dude, he looks like Ving Reigns, dude. Bro, your younger brother looks like he's about to beat the shit out of Tyrese. Bro, this is nuts. Bro, that's not your younger brother. That's got to be that app. There's no way. I've never seen a black guy age worse in my life, bro. This is astonishing, dude. He's not no 33. 33 and Celsius? He loves you, too. This motherfucker got to be 33. Bro, he loves you, too, bro. Listen, I love him, but he needed... Hey, bro, you needed... So you see what shirt he's wearing? Flash. He's aging like flash, bro.