 It's time for me to be very confused for half an hour. We're gonna hop right in. It's called Dragon Ball Z Abridged the World's Strongest. Again, absolutely, I have no idea what the concept of this movie is, but that's what makes this fun. As always, don't forget to check out Dragon Ball Z Abridged the original series. The first link down in the description below. Drop us up if you're new and let's hop into it. All right, here we go. The following is a fan-based parody. Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, and Dragon Ball GZ are all owned by- This is cozy. Okay, is this a promo image? 2GTV and Akira Toriyama. These guys kind of look like the garlic kind of goons. Please support the official release. This, was that, what was in the back? Was that like the main villain? Oh no, this is gonna be disastrous. I can't wait. Good, progress on my ice castle is underway. I have to install central heating. I like the overarching joke of Piccolo just wanting a house, bro. It's 90% water and this cloak does nothing. Now, maybe you should have packed more. You never said we were going to the Surinamite Zubatim Mountains. Literally, but call this place on Earth. A little more climbing. They just found the sixth ball. It kind of seems wrong that we're planning on stealing a wish. Yeah. It reminds me, what are you planning to wish for? Oh no. What? Panties. Gonna wish for panties. All right, you won't. Yeah, yeah, just get the lot out before they find the seventh ball. Classical log. Uh-oh. I like being in the Alps. Who's they? Yeah. Did I do it right? I hope I did it right. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. Wait, they all the... I never thought about that, can they? No, surely not. I should run. Used to not seeing like Goku at all. Now this is a nice change of pace. This should be good. This should be good. No shot. That wasn't going to work. Tried fire, melted it. That just made more ice. Try and figure that out. Just move! Then I tried... I'm sorry, is this a little unorthodox? Just a little, yes. I'm sorry, I'm not really used to the whole magical dragon thing. I'm an engineer by trade. Hey look, it's fine. But how about just throwing it out there? I give you the power to melt the ice. But that's what I have in your form. Very cool. But I'm trying to. There's more application. I'm not, but if it happens again, then you know, fine, whatever. I like how Shinron actually tried to help this man, though. He was like, why don't you take advantage of this opportunity you've sought out for yourself? Yeah, well I just put a massive hole in your ocelette. What took you 50 years to find me? Good luck figuring out how long it takes that to fix. Shinron out. Shinron out. He's so pissed, dude. Oh, his house is huge. Oh, okay. I see where the actual application of like this comes in. So I'm guessing like this evil alien ship was frozen and whatever and he just wanted to unleash them again. That makes sense. That makes a lot more sense. Ooh, ooh. Okay. Now, there has to be a reason this is the longest DBZ abridged movie, I think. At least that we've watched thus far. So I'm guessing it gets relatively convoluted. It looks like an evil layer. Oh no, no, no way. I know how this goes. You can't make me. Wait, those look like Saibamen. Get him. But like even the eviler. Oh shoot. Hey, Gohan, cold enough for you. Piccolo, it's a little cold. We miss some Saibamen. We're up. I feel like we miss some Saibamen. Bioman. Let's do Piccolo. Just watch out for the 840 ones. Don't wanna pull up. Hey guys, I was in the middle of training and I saw what went down. Why are you here? Yeah! Don't wanna pull up that. It's always like Yamcha listen. Help me build my ice castle. Oh shoot. Oh my gosh. Hey guys, I was just doing some training. I'm asking. You're sorry, but he was screaming pretty loud. When's the last time you saw a fight where someone didn't scream right now? We are going to go home and you are not going to tell your mother about this little outing. But I do not tell your mother. Fine. Why do I feel like I'm going to hear that for the rest of my life? You know who you are. Yeah. You are seriously not going to talk to him. Why? He came back safe and sound. He was gone for three days and refuses to tell us where he went or what he did. Come on, Chi Chi. I lived in the woods for eight years all by myself. And look how eyes were turned out. That's the rule of his role model. Of course not. Piccolo is. And that is a good news. At least he can admit it. Desperately need to have. Yeah, so like he just doesn't care about Piccolo? Sure, Mr. Piccolo is doing all right. Yeah, hello? I'm trying to reach you telepathically. Oh my God. They captured me. Go on. They're forcing me into my brain. Go on. Go on. Oh my God. What is going on with you? Dude, why is Piccolo always the one that's just going through it in these movies? He either has to be the one that shows up and saves literally like the entire universe or he's just the one that's put through all the pain. Have you finished your homework? Oh mom, I'm never finished. That is the correct answer. Come on. You were not on drugs, right? It was just the one apple, mom. That's a summer of bullshit. Just because I stole the Dragon Ray means I have to do all the prep work. Why does he even grow this stuff anyway? Doesn't have a basement. That's not to ask too many questions. Also, have you checked the oven? Oh, hell. Right, now my entire evening is going to be spent trying to find something to watch on Netflix. Those better not be my brownies, Pic. East Turtle, can you get that? Can the turtle open the door? What up? You got the money? We want the road, Jay. And we want the money. Bring us the road, Jay. I'll be destroyed. How about you get the hell off our island? Oh. 999 years old. You won't be the end of me. So they're here for Roshi? I can't cook brownies. You have been forced by a jet to the laboratory of Dr. Willow. I only need one doctor, and that's feel good. Also, my GP to check my prostate every few years is more than my age. Roshi, what the heck is going on? Wait, are those Cybermen? We are. Oh, it is a bad time for this. We're bad for combat. I want to see Roshi fight. I don't think I ever have. Hell, yeah, dude. I do not hold back when I'm toasted. It's exactly to be expected from the world's strongest fighter. World's strongest. Dr. Willow will be humbled to have you as his honored guest, whether you like it or not. The body is not a clear indicator of how this is going to go down. Well, you see, strength is only relative when a little leverage is applied. What happened? How did they sneak around like that? This is my cyber. We are biomed. Yes, whatever. Nobody cares. My creations rip a limb from your skin. OK, I need to know, like, actually what they're called. Damn it. And those some fine-ass limbs, too. But all right, I'll go. Turtle, you're in charge. All right, but if the buyer shows up, I'm taking 10%. Bro. Oh, my god. I'm taking 10%. Traffin-ass turtle. Well, man, Roshi might have been kidnapped. Oh, don't sweat it. Roshi can handle that. Yeah, they might have also been strong enough to take Bigelow, too. Oh, they said they were looking for the world's strongest fighter. But I'm, why didn't they? Wouldn't that be Goku? It's been a terrible mistake. I got to think about it. He's like, guys, they must have gone something wrong. Your new body. Why is he old? Oh. Oh, that's why they had the brain as the promo image. They're trying to put the brain inside the strongest body. And the world's oldest. Again, coaching. Oh, no. Goku with the brain of someone like 5 million IQ? That's dangerous, bro. I told you, you can't have a woman's body. They're not nearly strong enough. Sexism aside, I'm really not that picky. Also, he doesn't have a penis. So you want to give me the old man? Yes. With the old man's penis. Listen, you just need a demonstration. Please, no. Your purse can happen. Where did she sink to? Oh, it's darkness. Deasterous. No, where did she sink to? Oh, Chin. What did you do to my creations? Satsap, blub, blub, blur. I made a few alterations this morning. Introducing electrocutioner, bouncy butcher, and freezer. Wait. Fighting someone on the trademark for that last name, though. They're terrifying. Yeah, freezer? Terrifyingly effective. There is a pose to be cute and cuddly and elderly. Now they're cruel and vicious and fight the elderly. Speaking of which, commence the demonstration. Oh, like, test him out, test out his body. Oh, I bet this is a firefight, too. But then again, like I said, I've never seen Roshi fight. Bouncy butcher, not the world's strongest body. Fiddlesticks. I could have sworn he was the strongest fighter in the world. Oh, wasn't Roshi known as the strongest back in the old days? I think his information is a lot dated. 300-year-old man. Seriously, why is she chained up? Roshi's not even in the top five anymore. As in, I've got at least five friends all stronger than he is. Is that so? I do not indulge him. OK, who else keeps talking? Hello. Oh. Hi. My name is Dr. Willow. Good to meet you. He sounds nice. Dr. Jonathan Willow, the famous biologist Oh. Your breakthroughs changed the entire landscape of the field. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Can I have your body? What? No. Oh, I'm so sorry. Not sexually. I mean your actual physical body to put my brain. No, still. Still no. Oh, come on. It's been 50 years. He suddenly got sick one day, lung cancer, ironically. And that one deserves to be in stasis. Next thing I know, he's gone to get groceries for 50 years. Which is just my father all over again. OK, well, I'm sorry at all, but there's no way I'd agree to that. Not that you'd fit anyway. Why? Oh, your great matter seems to have absorbed a little bit of the embalming fluid that you're stored in. What? How big am I? Wait. I say a golden retriever. Wait, he wants to put this brain into her? Does he not realize that just does not work? A golden retriever's brain is small. No, like the size of a golden retriever. Don't you put my hand, man. Oh, calm down, sir. I can't fit in a body like this. Don't worry about it. Sometimes brain surgery is a little more odd than science. You're thinking of baking. I might be thinking of baking. Well, Pinky, you beat the wrong guy anyway. You want some Goku. Can I fit in him? To be fair, there's probably a vacancy. You have to get him here first, and do a kidnapping. I have a feeling that this guy wants to usurp the big brain. I forget, Dr. The Wheeler or something. I feel like he actually wants it, because there's no possible way to do that. And then he says, more art, what are you going to do? Put a giant container on like attach it to him? Amazon Prime delivery. Go in the front door. Sure, hope it's warmer inside. Wait, so where's Piccolo? Oh my. Oh no, he's got a ball pit. I'm genius now. I love how low he is. He's suddenly up and disappeared. They have made us a mint. Dude, this is like that one Incredibles room, times 20. And there are those 50 billions in. I'll watch. That was easily the second worst ball pit I've ever been in. We've all been in a bad ball pit in our time. OK, get it together. Surely he can take him down. Stop. I don't even want to know how go on was made, bro. I really don't. I don't want to know how the interaction happened. Hubbub, he was made for hugs. It's coming. In combat. I'll protect that. I'll be the next guy I see. At least anyone. Do you need some ice? Oh my gosh. They're completely sentient. I need a hug. Top five status anime deaths, bro. What the hell? That was so depressing. He just was one and done a thug, bro. You came up with the name Reezer. Oh, hey, son. What? He destroyed the bio where he is. Well, you kind of have to. I just thought of something. Hit the brain in him. Cochin, why didn't you give me one of their bodies? This is not the strongest. I guess you're right. See, this is why you're the... What? Too cheesy? More insensitive. Oh, that's a thicker skin. I thought it was clever. He broke the fourth wall. So, Krillin, the cult never killed anyone. Why don't you turn out the lights? To give us an air of menace. Why do we need menace? Here he comes. Wow. Dude, these villains are a breath of fresh air. I really like them. They're my favorites so far. I mean, in terms of like cheesiness and what not, the dynamic. Well, he gave it his best shot. Oh, no. It's a little sexy. Great. Why is it the size of a greyhound? The bus? This is the menace in that duelo. And we just... Why are we only saying dogs? You two are evil. This is neither a layer. This is a laboratory for science. Yes. Evil science. No. Neutral science at worst. I don't care what kind of science you're cooking up. He's not even that evil. This assistant is more evil. That shot of him, like the brain in the back is really kind of cursed. I'm not going to lie. He said the thing. Oh. You're so wise, go on. Wait, his eyes are red. They have control of him or something. God. Bro just wants to further science. Oh. Goku vs Piccolo? Oh my, what? Dead, the ace in the hole. He's a bit... Oh my God. Say coach him please. The FBI would like to have a word. Yeah, okay. That's one of the first few jokes I haven't understood. What? I know who Launch is. She's the girl that like when she sneezes, she changes like from mean to nice, right? So, what's like Crow and Launch's deal? He's back. Oh, he is hitting him for training. I'm doomed to witness these atrocities. I need a body. I will have a body. Sir, you were supposed to be the good one. It was for sight. It's a mech? Oh my, that looks metal. I can dig it. I still think you're going to fit that brain in there though. Just kill him please. Oh, he actually tried. I don't blame him. I genuinely don't. This is not a smell of skeleton. Well, when you think about it, aren't we? It might have been me. There wasn't an attempt to go on. I appreciate it though. Kayoken does actually have more of an impact. It felt like in the game. Again, those of you out of the entire loop of everything up until this point in the jack the bus slash, I should know we lore. I've only played the Dragon Ball Z Kakarot game. I've literally never watched a show and I'm watching a bridge without watching the show. I know it's on Orthodox. Nonetheless, it seems like Kayoken was outscaled very, very, very quickly. So I'm assuming that like, I know this movie like takes place around a 10 of a bridge that was a 10 of a bridge. So I know it's earlier on, but it seems like it gave Kayoken more of a showcase from my perspective. Oh, wow. He actually on denim. Let's say you already did three quicker than expected. Not plotting like the evil scientist he is. What? Look at this planet. So beautiful. I never see it with my own eyes again. Someone needs to kill him. And by someone, I mean the Earth. Wait, this doesn't seem right. This is so sad. Wait, are you crying? I physically can't, but I'm just so sad. You're not really evil at all, are you? Don't tell me this is how it goes in the movie. No. I just want a body. 50 years, low, trapped. Can you wait one more? For what? I mean, I guess. Oh, no. Oh, no. It was mostly the assistant. Maybe if I just set it down. Oh, my God. Maybe if I just set it down. Oh, my God. I know that's not even remotely how it went. I'm guessing he did actually kill him at some point, but my God. Oh, wait, one more. Dude, I can tell this is like a completely original ending, isn't it? Well, at least it's better than that last wish. Who summons the eternal dragon to melt some ice? Okay, what body does he... Wait. Now I can live a normal life again. Well, it was inevitable. Okay, I know I said that that cooler was my favorite villain thus far. I think that was my favorite movie out of all of them. I have not laughed that hard in a minute. I'm setting the spirit bomb down. Guys, that's been it. As always, check out DBZ, a bridge. First link down in the description below. Drop us up if you're new and I'll catch you in the next one. Bye. Peace, peace.