 All right let's get absolutely naked! A gentleman hole! This is like my dream team. I don't know how we went from having the teams that we had just was, seven episodes ago to Galaxy Opal Curry, Galaxy Opal Jordan, Galaxy Opal Dirk, Galaxy Opal Yamming. Now admittedly I made this series, kinda, as 2K was dying off. I mean I'm a moron who cares, whatever. Um, I don't do it for the views. I do it for the fans. I'm just kidding, I only do it for the views. Give me your fucking views, you stupid morons. So, so long as I keep losing games, I have to keep going back through until I fill up the games bar before the losses bar fills up. That's the whole point of the series. That's winning the NBA championship. Either way, you shouldn't know the rules by now. I'm gonna spin the wheel, add to the squad, spin the challenge wheel, hop into a game, clap someone's cheeks, get out of there. It's easy peasy. And we are onto the 2K wheel. All right, boys, the 2K wheel. I'm taking my one spin. We're gonna see you. I really don't know how we can make this team better, which is kind of a roadblock. I'm running in two blocks. I guess my bench can be a little bit deeper. Ta-oh! I've been wanting this one for so long. Okay, here's the dealio. Listen up. I get 10 shots on my hoop from right here. I get 10K MT for each shot that I make. I have to be sitting in the chair right here, okay? So let me address this, boys, so you can definitely see it. And I'll turn on some lights in my crib so that you know it went in. All right, let's get some shots off, boys. I have two balls, too. Okay, here we go. 10K MT on one player for each shot that I make. So potentially I can have 100K MT for one player, but I'm kind of brick squad if you've watched my basketball videos, so. Okay, no edits, 10 shots. Let's go. First shot. Cash for clean money. One for one. Shit. All right, that was such a great. All right, 10K right now. Let's get it. Two for three. Fuck. All right, I don't know what's going on there. Two for four. Shit, two for five. Shit, two for six. Fuck. Four for 10. Okay, so I made three. I was three for 10 and I get 30K MT for one player. That's, with the way the market is, that's still a lot. So I'm not, I'm not upset. Yeah, the only person without a pink diamond backup is Michael Jordan. So maybe I actually would be totally cool getting a pink diamond Kobe. Let's see what shooting guards there are actually. T-Mac would be kind of a fire. What's T-Mac's three? This almost makes a little more sense than pink diamond T-Mac. Jeez. That's disgusting. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna try this. I'm gonna try to CJ McCollum instead. Let's go, Dirk. Thank you very much, Galaxy Opal Dirk. Dude, how can you play this and not even play defense? Like, you, what are you setting the controller down on defense and just letting the computer do everything? That's so corny. Get bully and wall. That's sick. Good shit though. Yaw is getting us to the free throw line and getting us some points. I have no idea how to handle this off-ball shit with Galaxy Opals just computer-defencing me. It's actually really tough. Wow, he's gonna play absolutely no Deon Russell. You got free three. Oh my fucking god, I didn't spin it. I didn't spin the challenge wheel. I suck. I can't believe I didn't do that. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, boys. I'll spin the challenge wheel right now. See if I can... See if I can get it. Oh, shit, shit, shit. He's gonna stripe the three. Okay, I played good defense doing that somehow. Seven seconds to get a shot off. Jermaine O'Neill pretty open. Oh, it doesn't make any... I'm gonna spin the challenge wheel right now. I'm really sorry if this doesn't work. I always... There's always a time I forget that. I'm really sorry about that. I'll try and put this earlier. Four... I put light stage to be an ass because I put it... It's called bell-delfine is a thought. I need to get four bell-delfine is a thought. Good cut, Dirk. Oh, no. Slam on Keem. Great defense from Yao. Dude, this off-ball, these shit is so good. This is frustrating. I don't want to stoop to this level. But also, I kind of want to win. What? Yao, why would you now walk towards the rim and slam that I'm appalled right now? Good D, Yanis. Thank you very much. That is a free bucket. Thank you very much. 18 to 12. This is a closer game than I thought it was. Am I an asshole if I play off-ball defense, too? How about this? I'll only play... Oh, that's so good. That's so good. I'll only play off-ball D. If somebody plays like this on me, I will match it. You will never see me come out in a game and play off-ball defense on somebody. I'll play the post defense. Walks himself out of bounds. He does not like his own medicine. I had a lane to the hoop. I gave it up, though. Ooh, good move. West broke. That was left-handed. That was our first. That's our first green light, and we need four. All right. Who's gonna come get this one? Yanis with the screen. Ooh, slips under it. Jordan. Oh, my God. That is why we got the Galaxy over Jordan right there. Thank you very much. Ah, yeah, I love you. That's the goat. Beautiful free throw. That was very necessary. We needed that one. Ooh, that's a E. Didn't mean to do that, but I will take the bucket. I meant to do a pull-up jumper. But, hey, I'm happy to take what I can get. Dirk is gonna bully Porzingis. Thanks. I had fun doing that. I'll say that. Dirk, a little Maverick celebration and gonna butter that. You know, I think I might just need to keep doing that. I just got to go in the post and bully him with Porzingis. I got to pull Curry though and put Westbrook in so that I have a better defender. Ooh, Jordan with the defense. Thank you very much. And he's got a frustration foul. That's what I like to see. No way. I was right there. Sheesh. 36 to 24. That's unfortunate. Pretty wide open, but Lonzo got there late. Yeah, with the board. You're a stud. Puts it in. Thank you, y'all. Ooh, good cross from Russ. Not that it really matters, but... Y'all wide open under the bucket. 39-28. Gonna leave Galaxy Opa Jordan open from three, Barry. Is it? All of a sudden, it's a game again. We got time to get a nice little two-for-one here, hopefully. Okay. I got the lane. Getting into y'all. And that's got to be a bucket. Let's go, y'all. You're such a stud. Right in Hakima Lajoan's face. He's drilling these. Shit! Dude, I gotta stop doing that. This Lonzo is gonna kill me if I keep doing that. Okay, wide open, dude. How did that team act recovery like that? All right. Well, so far, Hakima Lajoan's been getting good. So maybe I just need to keep going. All the way to the rack. Pass it in to Jermaine O'Neill. I'll take two. 44-39. Still a five-point game. Offensive. Offensive three seconds. Oh my God. We might actually pull this shit off in the fourth quarter. Good cross from Curry. But I didn't really do anything with that. I should have. Oh, just dump it over to him. Let's get it. Thank you. 46-43. Okay. Yeah. Get me on K-Lol. That'll work. No! Curry! Why? Why? Are you in the pain? Dude, we could really pull it off. We gotta get some stops, though. One stop at a time. One stop at a time. Thank you very much. How are we going to get this bucket? How are we going to get it? Three! Curry! No! He's so clutching. I needed him this game more than anything. And he bricked two wide open ones. I can really do it. I can really pull this off. He's going for the double team. He's just trying to bait me to make a pass I would never make. McCallum, wide open! Let's go! This is a ballgame, ladies and gentlemen. Russ is clamping. Get a steel, Russ. Rip it from this gilded arenas. Oh my god, that would absolutely make my day. He's going for the spin. I can't... Carly and Vitao's pink diamond pulls up brick. 24 seconds left. This is my ballgame. I'm gonna win this fucking game. I can't believe I'm saying this. I'm actually gonna win this game. 14 seconds left. I gotta hit a game winner. Off to Dirk, who puts it off. Contestant! Oh, god! No, no, no, no. Oh! I thought it was there. I thought he was gonna go up quick. Oh, shit, I gotta get another foul now. Shit! Get to him! Is that really how I just lost? Is that really how I just lost? God, is it not this... Isn't this the button that intentionally foul? I think it's this button. Oh, that hurts. First quarter, when I didn't really know how to deal with the bullshit he's throwing at me, 14-8, 11-8. He outscored me 25-16. Oh, no, that's first half. Third quarter is all tied up. I outscored him 15-7. I needed two more points, man. Two more points. All right, we gotta come back harder next game. I don't have the loser's wheel set up. This would have been the first time I would actually used it. So I'll have a loser's wheel for next episode in case we lose. It'll be a way to make the team worse. It'll deduct from the team. All right, that's it. I'll see you boys in the next episode. I think next one's episode nine. So yeah, gotta come out with a win in that one. I'll see you boys later. Peace out.