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How to play the Fife

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Published on Dec 4, 2010

I certainly hope all you music lovers and parody lovers enjoy! And that goes for everyone else who watches too!
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Lyrics:
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Step one, you pick your instrument
Make that you've got both parent's consent
then you now can leave the store
with your woodwind music case and so much more

materials sure cost a lot
but the reslut will be so hot
you'd better practice really good
just like everybody says you should

Where did I go wrong? I flunked the flute
I knew I should have just taken the lute
I would have practiced every single night
had I known how to play the fife

Your music teacher does know best
his greys everytime he gives the test
at every rest breathe thru the nose
or else you won't avoid his blows

He makes a list of what is wrong
the tips he gave you all along
he prays to God you hear him
I'm afraid that you don't hear him

Where did I go wrong? I flunked the flute
I knew I should have just taken the lute
I would have practiced every single night
had I known how to play the fife

As he begins to raise his voice
he confiscates your flute, you have no choice
the car ride home is very grim
all those wasted lessons

you can do one of two things
you can decide to simply sing
or you'll live in tone deaf shame
teacher begins to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong? I flunked the flute
I knew I should have just taken the lute
I would have practiced every single night
had I known how to play the fife

Where did I go wrong? I flunked the flute
I knew I should have just taken the lute
I would have practiced every single night
had I known how to play the fife

Where did I go wrong? I flunked the flute
I knew I should have just taken the lute
I would have practiced every single night
had I known how to play the fife

how to play the fife

how to play the fife

Where did I go wrong? I flunked the flute
I knew I should have just taken the lute
I would have practiced every single night
had I known how to play the fife

how to play the fife

how to play the fife...
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I do not own the song, "How to Save A Life" upon, which this parody is based, but the lyrics belong to me. (Based on an actual event in fourth grade...) Please excuse crappy singing. This took me ten recordings to get right. So no bitching about the quality, either. Thanks! BTW, for people who actually care, I took the first route and take choir now. I teach myself video game songs on the piano in my spare time. Go figure. Just learned song of Healing backwards and forwards, whooohooo!

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