 Back in 2012 when the first Hotel Transylvania movie came out, I wrote a review of it that I've never published. I'm going to read it to you now. Okay, I will not be reviewing Hotel Transylvania 2 because I will not be seeing it. The reason I will not be seeing it is because I saw Hotel Transylvania 1 four years ago and here's what I had to say about it. And I quote, Pathetic. I had some time to kill while I was downtown yesterday so I went to a nearby theater and the next movie starting was Hotel Transylvania. What a pathetic waste, thoughtless, storyless, talentless, directionless, just sad, wasteful and pathetic. Unoriginal, tired, devoid of effort, cynical and not once funny. The first scene was entirely devoted to poop, piss and farts. The final scene had Dracula rapping. This shit would have been old 20 years ago. I didn't know who made this garbage until the end credits. If I'd had any idea it was Adam Sandler, I would have chosen to sit on a park bench for two hours. And shame on you, Gendi Tartakovsky, shame. The end. So I did not like Hotel Transylvania, if you couldn't tell. But it made a ton of money and now Hotel Transylvania 2 is out and it has made even more money. Adam Sandler is a shit movie maker and apparently people love shit. So we can't have nice things. I ended that last review by telling Gendi Tartakovsky, the director of the film, shame. But I really don't think that was a Gendi Tartakovsky film. It was an Adam Sandler film and Adam Sandler has created a assembly line style of movie making. The film studios that produce and distribute his films, they know exactly how much money the films are going to cost. They know pretty much exactly how much the movies are going to make. Adam Sandler has created an ongoing, very large paycheck for all of his friends in the comedy industry, which is nice. It's a nice thing to do. That's the only nice thing I can think out of all of this. I could only wish that I had the kind of influence and money making power to give all of my friends money every year. But his movies aren't just bad. They are hatefully bad. They are deliberately bad. They are devoid of entertainment. They make entertainment worse. They make the world worse. I don't know what else to say.