 So, I realized that there's a fuzz stuck in my beard hair during this entire intro and you know, I'm sorry, I realize that it's very distracting but you know what? Get over it. Yeah. That's all. Thank you. The girl who hit a million subscribers faster than you can say, Ham sandwich, it's pretty fast guys. She's had a very fast jump start on her YouTube career. She doesn't have many videos but lucky for me, she has not one hair video but two. Two. Thank you to the YouTube gods for allowing this to happen and thank you Joanna for making these videos because now I can cash in on your success and that my friends is better than any gift anybody could give me. So Joanna, if you see this, congratulations and now it is time to get roasted. Take this as your initiation to being a YouTuber. You have to be in a hairdresser reaction video. Anyway, let's watch Joanna Sonia doing stuff to her hair. Let's do it. So up first, we have a video called, like, cut my hair with craft scissors. Great. So relatable. I'm going to use professional haircutting scissors, I'm just going to use these ones that I found. Whoa. Kind of the left. You're crazy. This is so crazy. Also, girl, those look like hair scissors to me. I'm not saying they're not craft scissors but I'm not saying they're not not craft scissors. They look like hair scissors to me. No, it's mad long. But I'm not about that long. I also watch The Waltz sometimes. Every person I meet, just watch, the woman always had dry hair and my hair is still wet so I don't really know if that's going to help me or we will see. Yeah. You might want your hair either dry or wet. She's going to pick one next time. I also don't want to. Ooh, that would look pretty. I'm about that. I think she would look so good with shorter hair. So good. And this hair has been nothing for her face. She needs to open that face up. She needs some layering around her face. Really accentuate that jaw and her facial features. She's a beautiful girl. And I know you guys think I'm always an A-hole in these videos. Well, not all the time. Like sometimes. Listen, I think she's beautiful. Okay. I think she's great. I think she's a great creator. I think I'm very happy for her and her success. I think she's very talented and it's just really making her mark on the YouTube world and I'm very happy for her. But back to her hair. I think she would look way better with shorter hair for 100 percent. And this hair is doing nothing for her. And honestly, it makes her kind of look like major pilgrim vibes. Every video I watch, they started by brushing down their hair. So let's just get right into it. It's kind of a good idea. This is a look. It's a look. I could not even stab them having that much hair on my head. Girl, I had hair down to here and it was a situation and I hated it. I mean, I felt like Rapunzel. I felt beautiful. I could not cover my nipples with my hair in the shower. It was not that long. But like if I could have that moment, maybe I would like my hair long better. But I didn't have that moment. So we're doing the same technique that Sophia did in her hair cutting video, which is concerning because that didn't turn out very good. You guys ever seen that video? Look at us. This never happened to me. I never did this. Let's put it even. But again, like I said in Sophia's video, she's over directing her hair forward, which means she's going to get an A-line bob backwards. If you don't know what an A-line bob is, this is what it looks like. Just imagine that backwards. So the longer parts are in the back of your head because you're over directing to the front of your head. Complicated hairdresser stuff, but that's how it works. Does she really care? I think you should pursue it. But otherwise, no you shouldn't. At this point, she probably could. All those tween girls buying that hair, you know they would. Can't wait to see what she turns around. And it's an A. It already went down. Aren't you like a millionaire now? Like go get a haircut. Go pay somebody. Cut. I kind of love that. Listen, she's creative. I'll give her that. Welcome to my 10 talk. Maybe I'll put a sign. Damn, she reminds me so much of the YouTubers from like 2012. I don't know, when YouTube started, all the YouTubers had this personality and did cuts and scenes like this. And it's funny how we went back to that, but also better content now and longer, it's a lot. I don't know. So do you think she'll freak out? I don't know. Don't worry, I just cut my hair. What do you say? I'm not that fond of my new dude. She's taking me to the house because she might shave all her hair off. Ooh, that'd be a video. Her shaving all her hair off. Me shaving Joanna's hair off. That would be a video. Alright, so she cut her hair and now let's fast forward to today's time and apparently she did something else to her hair and that I'm going to tell you. Oh, urgent hair tutorial. That hair needs a tutorial honey. What? She just has like, straight hair. I responded. Now there are several weeks. Step one is to get your hair done right on top of your nog and then we begin. First few elastics you lay down will be the most important. Your hair is going to look like the Burj Khalifa. It took a fat dump. Okay, kind of a look. This one right here. Ooh, ooh. This ponytail is kind of like a look. Like I'm kind of into it. Not saying this ponytail is cute, but it's kind of cute. I wonder what she's going to do with it. Take a mastic. Tie it twice. Or poof. Yo, she's going in on these classics. I usually use around 13. Whoa, girl. Low key, like, really a look though. Whoa, that's kind of so cool. This is one of those times all the comments in my video are going to be like, are you high, Brad? Are you high? And to that, I say, no, I am not high. Tired, yes. High, no. Yo, palm tree vibes over here. How did you notice the butter? Listen, it's nice. It's nice. It's nice. Garbage bags. Something you used to put stuff that has no monetary value to you has a nice on it. Yo, kind of dope. Yo, I want a palm tree ponytail. Joanna, can you make longer content next time? But thank you for making these videos and letting me milk your fame for content. All right, so anyways, she looks great. I love her new hair. I love her hair shorter. It looks really good. She's so very pretty. And Joanna, you're doing a great job. I'm very, very happy for you and all of the success you've been having. Sorry that I roast you a little bit, but again, it was your initiation. I had to do it. Yeah, that's all. And today's Instagram shout out is for Trinity. This is what Trinity looks like. And she says, I need your help. I'm so bored with my hair and I don't know what to do with it. Trinity, I was looking at your picture and I think, okay, I don't know if you saw episode four of Mondo Makeovers, but I did a purple to red color moment and it was like a purple root and it was just magical. I think your hair would look killer like that. Keep the length as is and you would absolutely 100% rock it. If you do it, let me know. Throw me a picture. I would love to see it. If you guys would like a shout out at the end of one of my videos, follow me on Instagram and Twitter and DM me on Instagram. Ask me one simple question about your hair that you would like answered in one of my videos. And thank you guys so much for watching today. Don't forget to live your extra life and I will see you all next time. Peace.