 Everyone knows that I love Zillow. I love going on Zillow I like scrolling through all of the houses, and I like judging everybody welcome to James Edition James Edition is basically rich people Craigslist. It's the world's luxury marketplace You've got real estate. You've got cars yachts jets. You can buy a jet Through this through this website, so we are going to be perusing today James Edition seeing what they have Let's start with something that I need personally for myself for my business for my loved ones Private jet here. We go. Let's look at the PJs, baby plane types. Oh, I don't know it Mean I'd like to think I'd like to think that the same POR they're not putting the price because they're they're looking at my IP and they're calling me poor They're like yeah, you've done well for yourself, but fucking not private jet. Well, you poor fuck low-time off-market 2014 G2 80 best deal out there 2014 that's a 10-year-old jet I'm just saying price on request price on request price on request. I want to see how much it costs lowest price first I'm measly 2.7 million dollars for this jet. Can I see the inside? Should show me the 10 pictures. Oh Iowa, I love Iowa. Oh, man. Oh Okay, one two three four There's only four seats. I'm gonna pay three million dollars cuz there's taxes I'm gonna pay three million dollars and there's only four seats my god And then it's gonna cost me a hundred grand every trip for fucking fuel And there's not even a place for somebody to walk down with my little snacks. This is bullshit Give me the 18 million dollar 2010 legacy 650 it only has one picture nevermind four pictures. Here we go Why does this look like a weird mr. Beast thumbnail for some reason? What about this middle one? This is a middle middle of the road 7 million dollar jet Hmm. What about this? Ah a little more seating one two three four five six seats Okay, I kind of want to couch though. Now. This is nice. Now. This is look at all the leg room This is like a comfort plus seat on Delta. Are you kidding me? Look at this and there's a little couch There's a little couch back here. This one looks kind of ugly. This one's kind of uggo There is there why? Why don't the pilot like cockpit seats have like shag carpet on them. This is ugly. This is ugly I don't want this. This is ugly. Yeah, it's a little bit better. I like the I like the carpet I like the gold accent. Mmm. I like the little tiny plane that they got right here remind me what I'm sitting in We've got the plane, but we need land air and sea. Hmm. Let's do cars next. Let's see what we've got Hmm boogasi a bra bus the hell is bra bus This is not boobs We're gonna see If they have my dream car in here. It's the out of your eight five point two liter v10 It has to be a manual. This is promising. It's 135 it's steeper price because the manuals are more rare. This is also an automatic fuck my ass If anybody wants to send me a manual trans This one's a manual transmission This one's a manual, but it's the 4.2 liter. It's a v8. It's not the It's not the v10. I want the v10, but this is almost there because it's a manual transmission if anybody wants to send me a uh 2015 out of your eight v10 manual transmission Um, let me know sliding my DMs. Thank you. This is a nine point eight million dollar car A sweet 10 mil for a car. Yeah Oh, man, look at that. We got the fucking jfk top drop top right here. I almost said the jfk crop top Well, if you think about it after after the It was he did kind of have a crop top Can I say that? Okay, let's see what they have in the Honda section All right now. This is a little bit more my speed Going from Lamborghinis to the Honda crv. Okay, so they do Guys we found it. We've found it. Are you kidding? Come on James edition Now this I would say is a rare find. I kind of like this guy. How do I get this guy? I buy it. I guess it's how I get it. I would I would buy it only 31 000 miles less than the Honda fit And it's a 1972 Look at this little guy Look at him. He looks like he's from the movie cars I like this guy. Whoa He's got a little rolly guys This is a cool car. Oh man, you could roll back these miles. Wait Did I read this wrong? This says 311 000 miles Ah No, I didn't read it wrong. Am I being bamboozled 31 165 miles? But if we go here This says 311 000 669 almost they're trying to bamboozle me with their rarely seen model Five nine eight cc two cylinder four speed manual. It's a manual. It's a nifty simple interior I would also say it looks like a fun car a zimmer. What is a zimmer? A zimmer dude This is like a weird Cruella Deville Look at our car this thing sick. Look at that Whoa, this thing's so cool What it's got a full engine It's got a it's a it's a five liter damn that thing's cool. Look at the little horns up front. It goes Fucking Cruella Deville car. Are you kidding me? There's Dalmatian skins in the trunk gift a pay extra for the guy in the dashboard I wonder if you do have to pay extra to get that little guy I mean he's he's in the photos. All right. We've conquered air. We've conquered land. We must conquer the sea boats are So expensive, let's Sort by highest They don't even say that I'm poor. They just give me the price 95 million dollars to get this ugly ass piece of shit This thing's ugly looking. Why does it look like a fridge? You've got a pool in the thing in the fucking in the Thing but you're in the water You've got the waterfall To fall into the water which is on the water. Okay. The hot tub's kind of sick actually That's kind of cool. I don't have this many friends To be able to sit on this boat. Let's look at a boat that I think actually looks Cool and nice It's all it looks like battleship boat. Okay. This one's not bad a cool 28 million dollars It's a 2026. That's two years future. What the fuck? Okay. It's still kind of ugly looking. Okay. This is nice It's gray Wow, it's insane that people buy these like that's That's fucking nuts, dude. Imagine having 30 million dollars To spend Uh ever but But like you could just spend 30 million dollars on this and then you've got Crazy more monies because you have this boat and then seven houses. This looks like the same boat as the other one But it's almost half the price. What's up with it? Oh, no pool wait. No, I don't hold on that's two pools. These are all 3d renders though These aren't actual these aren't actual photos of this boat because this boat actually exists It's three layers. So this boat is like currently being made. This looks very different than the pictures What if this is just how it came big ass empty ass thing Big ol sheet of metal. It's crazy that boats can float. This thing probably weighs so much money I mean, it does weigh so much money. It weighs 58 or 48 million Money, let's do lowest. What's the what's the lowest that we can go? It's all price and request It's all price What Are these sub blue nav bow? I could be that god you know, it's cheaper than having a boat guys Let me let me explain to everybody watching the best and cheapest way to get a boat And the most low effort way get a friend with a boat Then you don't have to do Anything you don't have to pay for it. You don't have to fuel it You don't have to get it prepped to go out on the water You just call up your friend and you say hey, I want to go out on the boat tomorrow And then they go Yeah, all right. I'll get it ready. And that's it. That's all you got to do You get a friend with a boat so much better conquered land conquer air conquered sea now We need to conquer the real estate market Highest price first. Let's do this cheap piece of shit in columbia for 225 million dollars Pocket change 225 million dollars. I get cows with this What I want more pictures of the house virtual tour Oh Baby, whoa, this is the whoa This is the front door this Is a weird Weird place that's got a cool movie room these I think are ugly This feels like a weird restaurant. This doesn't feel like you're inside of a home This feels like you're in some sort of weird club or something. Oh, this is actually kind of sick I'm not gonna lie. This is the garage but I think that this would be this would be Such a nice home gym. Are you kidding me? This would be sick Honestly a sick home gym because you get all the light from the garage doors. That's pretty cool actually I won't lie. It's pretty cool. This space feels odd like What's this area? You get a little pool table here, which It feels like it's in the way of this walking space. It feels odd And then you have this thing It's weird and then What is this? It is what I thought it is guys. Do you know what that is? It's three tv's Why for whom and what and why? Okay, let's go uh upstairs upstairs Stupid art Okay, is this the The main room. Oh, what's this? Upstairs kitchen for some reason. Why I don't know. I don't know why you would want an upstairs kitchen This house is so long and weird. It's so long like like What is this? I don't know what the fuck this is. Oh, there's like a pool up here Also in a hot tub and like a little putting green. Okay, interesting. That's kind of cool. I guess I want to see What we've got in collectibles like this Horse head What is this? No, duty paid. We are willing to trade our sculpture with acceptable real estate. Imagine trading this for a house A car from the side of the mountain in bahia by brazilian based artist Florinaldo suza de dos Santos Value increases 10% a year. How can you be sure you can't guarantee that I might also be interested in this For three million dollars dude. Fuck the houses. It's a 31 million u.s. Dollar Blackberry it's a blackberry 18 photos of this blackberry you can get a blackberry for 31 million dollars Whomst is doing this only 25 exquisite examples were produced each originally sold at 25 000 Only two exclusive uh clientele worldwide. So carefully selected. So it was only specifically given 25 000 pen cool Yeah, that's a good investment. Okay. I do want to go To watches and I want to see what the most expensive watch is on here It's not even cool looking Ah, it's kind of cool looking I guess It's all right two and a half mil cool I'd say like 2.3 million. I'd pay 2.3, but not 2.5 2.5 still just You know, I don't know. I think that they're trying to upcharge with the 2.5 2.3 though, I think would be a good deal usd 1.8 Honestly, it's kind of a steal for this 1.8 I'd pay two and a half for this the other one this two and a half. No this two and a half. Absolutely. All right guys. Well This was James edition if you'd like me to come on james edition again sometime look at some more collect collectibles more jewelry We could search helicopters next time. I know that we didn't look at the helicopters and I'm sorry about that Let me know what you thought about james edition. Uh, leave a like if you'd like to not gonna force you to leave a like But if you want to leave a like you can leave a like I'm also streaming on twitch right now Um, which is weird chat is saying by youtube. Um, so I stream monday wednesday friday now over on twitch So if you want to go there you can so So there that's gonna do it for the video just in end the video by crushing me with the giant Blackberry, thank you. 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