 I mean dude like I like I like this is the most punk game a man ever played It's just like we're gonna run the ball a million times. We're gonna put our clouds on 30 yard zones We're not gonna blitz anybody like you have to be the biggest bitch in the world to boot up this game after watching football day And play like that. Why do you play Madden to play like that? Why like what the Well teedog somebody told me take Ohio State How's they lost before I even woke up before I even woke up? I lost a hundred dollars You know before I even woke up and started watching football. I lost a hundred dollars tough Somebody it was Teemo. I blame Teemo too because I didn't even see them. Let's say pickle house. They that Teemo was like I'm letting it ride on Ohio State They said that's what they said Maddie Maryland's at Maryland scored like 60 points in the second half Crusher, I mean nice angle right there. Oh boy Just so tired of playing the run I really am I like the chat the chat the chat is really adamant about you know certain things I prefer playing zone. You should play zone. Glad you've been watching me play for like, you know five months Well chat did not want God of War. Yeah, I'm gonna go watch a movie tonight. I'm about to go watch a movie tonight, dude We got blocks right there That was the most losers. I've ever heard somebody tweet. There's absolutely nothing good that comes from alcohol It unbalances your chakras. It's bad for your system makes you lethargic Jesus Christ How many eagles do I have on my main teams? I just guys want to just start more nice work. I can't lie being off insurance is kind of a L Oh, we got a lot of inside stuff is gonna be bad here Thank you, man. Earl. So if you really are will you really come to Philly for NFC championship game? Don't troll. I'm pounding beers for the NFC champion I'm gonna tell you that right now So if you're a little sober, I'm gonna roll up and just eat food and just smile and giggle Bro, I don't know if you're ready for this. I don't know if you're ready for this. Oh my god, dude Earl gonna be all serious Earl gonna be so sick. He gonna have his game notebook out like wow on third down We like to go to Kittle on the slant, you know, we got to prepare on Second and long they like to go to AJ Brown on the slant much of various Ward really got to guard that. Oh my god, man It's funny Yeah, you know what I really need though. No trolls like I guess set run defense Or you wear you wear a quarterback with wrist band to the Niners game. That's nuts This is about as fun as like, you know shaving my head. Oh, that's my super boy. I need these packs, dude Let me stop. I'm really not trolling. He's just like throwing. He's like catching it and running like I don't know what the hell is going on truth be told boys. I really don't I'm getting hitched a long kick returns I'm really not. I'm really like not trolling. I'm playing like he's just like I don't know why that girl I don't know why the negative connotation on alcohol when it's literally proven to help get you laid on nights When you wouldn't get laid either, you know, so I mean our genius 136 Fake courage sometimes a man needs fake courage, you know The problem is some people get one of the problems is some people get fake curves and they want to fight You guys ever had a friend that's a drunk and wants to fight Yeah, I know you guys got that fighter drunk. He gets drunk and want to fight Some dudes are like happy drunks. Some dudes are angry drunk Some dudes just want a woman when they're drunk and some dudes just want to fight like they literally just want to fight Like not even though they're angry. They literally just want to fight like you don't want to start some shit, bro Like bro, they didn't even be angry. They just want to fight like All right, bro. No, he bumped me kind of crazy And then you got people that like are just happy like I only want to say happy They're just like what's the word like like skimbo one of them dudes that want to talk to everybody and be friendly with everybody Like he talked to everybody like you black. Yo skimbo. Go get some girls He come back with a whole squad of dudes like yo, these my new guys, bro. They cool No, for real they cool They're in 13 here we go Don't how are we just getting ran by this just nasty on like just streaks dog Is it Marriota? No, he's just right like it's just streaks Haynes like this is insane Oh, this is the most bodyist player in the world Good tackles I formed tight God like come on This is Brock Purdy himself Dude my run defense is like actually bad. I don't know like it's actually like I don't know what to call against the run I really don't oh my god Boys it's like if I if I go for this and don't get it We're actually we're actually in like a super sweat and we're in a super sweat if I don't score here I want to go for this. I do. Yeah. Well, that wasn't the call, you know. Oh, no I mean dude like Like this is the most punk gaming man ever played I had no one do the ball too. It's just like we're gonna run the ball a Million times we're gonna put our clouds on 30 yard zones. We're not gonna blitz anybody Like you have to be the biggest in the world to boot up this game after watching football day and play like that Why do you play Madden to play like that? Why like what the wrong with people? It's just so like people are just so boring Just no personality. No nothing just just terrible human need a ham and cheese sandwich with no spread How is this boring dude like like how are you playing? No, I would score. I would drop everybody back in coverage here, you know 30-yard clouds rush three. Yeah, that's all you have. It's good standard defense. It's just lifeless, dude Complaining about you. I'm complaining cuz him that's why cuz he don't have a side of the field. We're gonna write a monologue about this That's your problem. Oh y'all soft unique Madden. Oh, you guys are soft. He's gotta up Complaining about my playstyle. Yeah, cuz him God y'all softy man, you're crying laughing a row. I find that hard to believe Dog what the fuck is going on man? Who is this Martin guy that's just running around my bed? Oh, what? My god, of course, he said that way to wait so much time on the clock. That was good defense though Play be played better defense. That's right. All right. How are we this against the run right now? Like come on, man Dog I mean come on. Are we serious right now? Holy shit, man The whole my dog. I cannot believe it how bad my team is right now and stopping the run right now This is miserable. Oh, it's just I this is insane. Come on, man Well idiot, I'm the world's greatest motion out the double me. So oh, oh, he's getting physical now boys Look out now Can't lie. I'm a little nerdy. I'm a little nerdy right now. I'm a little nerdy. Oh, I was a little nerdy right there Can't lie. I was a little nerdy dude. I really don't think like that's the move though Like part of me thinks it's the move But part of me doesn't at the same time, you know Come on is Dion Sanders, bro. We got to break that tackle dude CD. Oh He won't right back to big he won't right back to three-man rush pretty soon. Oh He likes this he likes what he sees here, boys Come on man Me can this guy go on a regular streak? Thank you. I'm the world's greatest 13 seconds left Hmm That's why you get Carmichael and you put them in the game. That's why you have them just for them situations Let's go man. Some of y'all thought so happens, man When you spend your time running the ball all game, you don't know what to do when it's time to pass I don't know what y'all mean crying. That's what is it crying crying? What does that mean? What does that mean saying saying saying this guy's a When he's like do y'all not say that were y'all playing man this guy's a I say it all the time I don't care who it is. I don't care if it's the eight-year-old or 88 year-old They're all when they're on the side of the field and whatever they're doing is and they're kicking my guess What I don't care. They're often still sucks I don't care if they're running bunch goal line trips wildcat. Whatever they do sucks Oh, you're running bunch. Look at this matter. Oh, this guy's running single back. Look at this running If it doesn't matter, come on, man, they're all Because they're on the other side of the screen I'm sorry if y'all get your feelings because I call you all types of names when we're playing madden That's just how I grew up. And I'm sorry. I don't care if you're sitting next to me You're 3000 miles away I'm gonna call you all types of names while we're playing games while we're playing basketball while we're playing God admitting because that's how I grew up. That's how my friends grew up That's how the group of I I'm sorry that I'm 35 now and the culture around you little Is different, but this is just how I grew up So I'm sorry and after the game what my biggest thing is after the game GGs shake their hand say good game. You played well and it's over. All right. That's that's it I'm sorry and that's how it's going to be until they drag me off of this platform And they drag me out of the madden community. It's always going to be like that I don't care who you are. Stop crying first time tuning in and you sound like a little Okay, yes, I sound like okay. Well, there's plenty of other madden streamers that don't sound like a bit You know Hey, look at this guy. Look at this guy So I'm not supposed to call him names instead of taking his l because he choked the game away throwing the interception I'm he's going to go off sides three times That's what he's going to do But this is the good guy because he has a unique offensive call run plays and pray He has a unique offense. Come on, man Oh, swear to god