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Published on Mar 6, 2012
One of my favorite scenes from "The Jerk"...Sorry for the bad quality. It's from my cheepy webcam and edited with Windows Media Player (catch my drift?) This is off of the AMC Channel and for entertainment purposes only! NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED!
"Marie, are you awake? Good. You look so beautiful and peaceful. You almost look dead. And I'm glad because there's something I wanna say that's always been very difficult for me to say: I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. I've never been relax enough around anyone to be able to say that. You give me confidence in myself. I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. But the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, but then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Anyway, I've decided that tomorrow, when the time is right, I'm gonna ask you to marry me. If that's ok with you just don't say anything. You've made me very happy."