 Good morning, John, so I assume that you, like everyone else on the internet, has seen Mark Rober's amazing new video in which he builds a bait package that explodes glitter on people when they steal it. I don't want to take away from the amazing engineering here. It's very good, but the reason I've watched this video five times isn't that, like, amazing glitter swirl, and it isn't the well-engineered fart sprayer. It's the part where the thieves don't look or act the way I thought that they would, and... Look, I'm just being honest. I don't actually know what I thought they were gonna look like, maybe because I dehumanized what a thief was in my head, but that challenge to my expectation, whatever it was, immediately changed the way I was thinking about thieves, and I went from, like, maybe a little bit of anger and also pity to more curiosity and also still anger. Because getting offended that, like, your theft ended in a prank? Sh**. Look at that. Look at my car, dude. Yeah, come on. So I did a bunch of research because that's what I do, and some of that research involved talking to package thieves, which I managed to do. And here, in the voice of actors, not the people themselves, are some of the things that I heard from those people. All of my friends were doing it, and I didn't have that many friends, and I didn't know how to make new ones. There's some satisfaction in just getting away with something. I had a debatable need to steal when I was in my active addiction. I could sell or trade the stuff I had stolen. You don't ever know what people might have ordered. Could be a USB cable, or it could be an iPhone. It's like anything addictive, and this is better than my other addictions. I never really thought about the consequences, but I knew that even if someone called the cops, I'm young, charming, white, and I have a clean record. So the consequences wouldn't be too bad. We were just having fun until we put together the fact that this was almost certainly a toy meant for a child to open on Christmas morning. It stopped being fun then, and we took it back. All these perspectives were super helpful for me in understanding how theft happens without the need for theft, and that doesn't mean excusing it, the better understanding it. At the same time, like, I felt very out of my depth. Like, I'm not a psychologist. But Dr. Robert Tominsky is, and he wrote a book called The Psychology of Theft and Loss, and I just called him off my job. Most theft is not because people need it. There's a small category that's opportunistic based on, like, social and economic deprivation. That's actually pretty small. They felt like there was strength in getting away with it. That they can fool people and dupe them and in the rush. And that's also true for shoplifters. It was also really interesting to me that this was often not a solitary activity. And that's like a defense against experiencing the guilt then. Like, if you are prone to some guilt, then somehow you get to divide and not let quite as badly. But more than that, what I came away from this thinking is that theft, like all sociological enterprise, is super complicated. I did a lot of research on theft this week, and one of the most fascinating studies I came across was from Dr. Dan Ariely. He did an experiment where a whole bunch of people came into a classroom and they had to answer math problems. And for everyone they got right, they got paid. But there was one actor in the group, and the actor stood up 30 seconds into the test, walked to the front, said that they got all of the questions right, took the money, and left. So, did the existence of an obvious cheater make it more or less likely that the other students would cheat? Well, it depended on what sweater the cheater was wearing. If they were wearing a sweater from the same university that all the rest of the students were from, cheating increased. But if they were wearing a sweater from a rival university, cheating decreased. I came away from that research thinking the same thing I thought about Mark Rober's video. Genius design and theft is a lot more complicated than I wanted it to be. John, I'll see you on Tuesday. Thanks to my voice actors, to Dr. Tominski, to Andrew Huang for the music, and to all the people who shared their experiences of package theft with me. And a reminder, John isn't going to have a video next Tuesday because that day is Christmas.