 Yes, yes yo, we are back with Social Friday in the morning. My name is Bayimoses or it's Bayimoses on social media and yes, you have been listening to the sounds of VDJ Khalifa, but now we are bringing something fresh, something new. Not saying that VDJ Khalifa ain't fresh, kwenzata rudiapa ebi kuatulia, fomia wikendi, but right about now we are with DJ Lifestyle. You? Aha, mambo vipi. Ya, jipo apua. Ina quads. It's been a long time coming. Ima ni sana kufanya shona we. Finally, may happen. Finally, may happen. You're on the deck. Mitu pangia ni ni. Nga, nga, guestongu mimi bambika na seti aku sana, na sing to along. Floi na kam tu. Okay, so trans and Rnb, we never know where we're going to end up. So, show me da watak pata vipi kama rea kundo ele. Pale? Nukingi apale FB, kuna peji hangu DJ Lifestyle 254. Na kondi hangu ni DJ Lifestyle D da buwi. Jina E, alafu Lifestyle. Aijin DJ Lifestyle 254, Twitter at DJ Lifestyle 254. Alright, thank you very much DJ Lifestyle. Na look forward to your set, Kavisa. So yes, it's correct about time for the moment of truth. If somebody told you, you can't find a beautiful woman who's funny, then this person maybe has never met Kashmir Robert, Karibu Sanae in studio. Thank you for having me. Alright, your camera is number four, Pale. Manu kuna magina mingi sana pale aiji. Maybe when there's a Trumpia difference, kuna hando yako, and then kuna jina ingine tena kuchini kubayo. So maybe you can tell us which one is the name and which one would you prefer us calling you back. Kashmir Robert, but then ingine ni betam konjo in a manisha very pretty. Oh, very pretty. Oh, so you know you're aware. Alright, so Kashmir, last week, tulko tumes tulko tumaku expect up IV, but something came up. Well, wul kumenda api over last weekend? Tulko tumenda mumbasa. Mumbasa? What was happening in mumbasa? Just a mini-vacation. A mini-vacation. Alright, life is good, eh? Yeah. Can complete. Can complete. Alright. So, kumendi naliva, as you guys see. But anyway, I'd like to know, the first person I'd like to know is Abu. Abu ni na? Abu ni, supose li azin karakta, ni ni mamaa ke. Affictional character. Mamaa Abu. Alright, so Abu is a fictional character. Yeah. Weni mamaa Abu. Yeah. So yondo karakta, ambayo wuna go by. This is just one of the characters that you go by on social media. Yeah. Amaji, when you do your acts. Alright, when did this kumendi thing start? Amulizali watu ukiwa ukiwa funny guy? So, my dad was a very funny guy and my mom is actually very funny and she's a storyteller. So I think ni me patakutokakwao. It's genetics, simple genetics. Yeah. On social media, millions of officially last year, February, my sister was like, wuna semanga story fenni fenni, eka 2ig, ikiflop isiflop, boru jesema, tueni kwa median, eka iki, veni trenda yende. And then ni kuna, it's doing good then. So this is the best advice you've ever got in life. Yeah. From this one, from your sister. You go top five up. So when you started posting, how was it feeling like? Uli kuna, uli kuna feel ni kuna je exposed sana, did you even regret posting some of those things? Ame me kwa tu a free way for you. Si jai regret anything. I just post, actually I'm my own, I'm the biggest fan, my own biggest fan because if I post and I watch your video, I'm rewatching every time and I check it, it makes me feel happy. It makes you feel happy. Yeah, and I don't regret it. You never regret doing what you love. Yeah. All right. So when was this again? When your sister told you to start posting these things online? Last year February. That was last year February. All right. So, to co-February, one year anniversary since you started posting in Guantan, and you're celebrating your one year anniversary with us, on Why in the Morning. Tell them how they can find you on social media, zilezenya uko. So I'll check it while we have this conversation. So on YouTube, it's at Tel Afella, IG and TikTok, Kashmir underscore Roba. Yeah. All right. Kashmir underscore Roba. You can find her and we are on Y2F4 channel on Twitter, Y2F4 underscore channel on Instagram and Y2F4 on Facebook. And on Facebook, we have a question for you guys. We social media comedian just give you the chills. Nani anakupanga, the chills kifka pala social media that's a moment after you'll check your kidogo. Tell us on Facebook so we can sample them towards the end of the show and we can crown a comedian, a social media comedian, a social media comedian today. It's a tank twister. All right. Your content, there's Mama Abu as a fictional character in your content. Which other fictional characters want to exist? Stella. Stella exists. Who is Stella? Stella is a sleigh queen. Stella is a sleigh queen. Yeah. You can really pull that out. Yeah, I guess. All right. Let me check it out. Who else exists in your list in your cast list? Excuse me. Just the two. Again, they like me supporting if I may say. All right. So, kituflani, what are you doing in Kwamba? You're half Kenyan, half Ethiopian. People have always assumed you're Somali. No, I'm not Somali. Yeah. Ethiopian brought up in Kenya. Ethiopian brought up in Kenya. Yeah. That is Ethiopian Kenyan or Kenyan Ethiopian, whichever the order. Why do you think people assume you're Somali so much? I don't know. Because of the accent maybe. Because of the accent you pull. Yeah. Oh, when you when you're pulling Mama Abu. Yeah. All right. So, out of Stella and Mama Abu, for instance, which character do you feel you're comfortable in the most? Both of them. You're comfortable in both? Yeah. All right. Akuna engini na Shinda engini? Akuna. But what I've seen is Mama Abu. What I've seen is Mama Abu. All right. Let's get a taste of when you started one of your first videos. Do you remember some of your first videos? Yeah, I remember but it was about a breakup. So, Dema nambia beshtea ke ah, unajua misintachana na uyo boy da da da da and the guy calls her and say, ma panana na tu kumshu watana na tu niku leyo cha kula and then the girl is like siulisa matana umia chana na ya ya it was about that. Oh, she ends up in the days that Agwa sayana na wuja. All right. Let's line up one of her first videos when she was starting out. So, people can see how far you've come the growth in your comedy. As we line that up remember we're on social media and tell us on Facebook who's your favorite comedian on social media right there. So, here you go. When you want your crush so bad, you're going to tell me how you pulled the beard first before we talk about anything but let's check the video then we'll be back with some more one more. That dude is good, that man is so for me what I love watching is the NBA I love watching the highlights because of time obviously and for for the best pair obviously it's Harden with the three pointers man that dude is good that man is it's good ya ya ya ya shut up you mean you love NBA I die for NBA you watch the highlights I watch both the highlights and the low light you love Harden I love both Harden and Soften Soften with the four pointers dude that guy is just I don't know it's funny that we have so much in common let's get married already okay first you have to tell us how you pulled that beard how is it even possible to make it look so real with makeup with makeup everything is possible this is something this is a fill that you're in this is a business that you're in we are going to be talking about it but this first video right there how did people react to it how was the reaction from people when they saw you with the beard and this other side you were slaying also and pulling all these different characters how was people's reaction and how was your reaction to the people's reaction it was very positive and actually that's what like motivated me to continue doing it but what I said I the dude is so cute hahahaha alright so you can make a dude look so cute as well yeah I like the kind of girls that people have alright so Polymus have you ever been part of an act or a play written and directed by somebody else no never ever before everything you've scripted yourself everything you've ever been in was scripted by you and done by you would you like to play in TV series TV programs or just a stage plays or whatever is this something you'd like you fancy yeah but then there's a project we're working on me and my sister oh you have a sister yeah Salmiya hi at Ikram Said on Instagram just bring that back on Instagram she's Ikram Said Ikram Said alright alright yeah so we're working on and yeah it's a surprise it's a surprise we've written it and we're working on it so on Instagram I see you have a picture of you graduating what is happening here no no no apo ni kuna itwaji two rivers like Kualtupatiya that stuff you were going kwaile iles lady amaji yeah sick gowns yeah that picture so how is this related to the water slide this outfit I don't know apo itwaji itwaji kwaile tujuhigu kwaiz oh yeah I don't know zinitwani ni but yeah ya kama rain coat You can graduate at durian balance brokery yeah and take a picture yeah okay our special we're getting played a game in a few but people will play a game I also do make-up, I also sell make-up products and hair. Alright, so you sell women clothes and you also enter make-up. So I'd like to know the make-up. What is the make-up brand name? Niki Takaku get as a make-up artist? You know, maybe Nausa. So I get from different places. Nausa, it's not my brand. Alright, so you're not a make-up artist. I'm a make-up artist? That is what I'm asking about. As a make-up artist, my name is Kashmiya Roba. So the brand is big. Kashmiya Roba is a make-up artist, is a comedian, is a foodie, and also sells women's clothes. Alright, feel that. So if we have the video, we can sample that just to see what she's been after and the reason and past. Yes, here we go. Faster. I'm thinking합니다 bread, sounds good, aren't they? But they said to me, wouldn't you buy war cieko api kittedap? Aunty, is taking away and being abras01 and would welcome you. Aunty, I wouldn't buy that for you. If I came in the mighty year, I'd buy a bit in there. Can I use it or fight or fight? None of you buy war- cieko from tata mi itikop Cane, . niya na wachi niya niya, tatano, sasa wakuna hii niya niya, moja ili mbili ina hinda wabi. Abo hana kula na chumbi, kuni hana hachi aguyama hana kula na chumbi ya wazimu taktaka ya wana, maana kama babayare kilesi kuna patemi blood pressure, kuni hana hachi omitutu iblisa ni kula hii niya niya mbili. Ati wana taka fini sukumunano, miya baina teki sukumunano, miya na ambiya wewa wewa niya teki sukumunano. Abo hana kama ina teki sukumunano, chukwa damatu sos. Ama ili hengina niya niya niya makibili alisaga. Sasa wefanya hiivi baina faya. Eee, baina faya. Wei klasi ya kumizuri, pili kitumizuri, lakini sasa wewa na rodisha niya niya. Niya niya bili isili ya shilingi ma moja. Sasa miya niya kitaftal pese ya kulibba wewa, ama pese ya kolibno niya niya. Wewa fanya hiivi henda off kida pakana tafta pese ya niya niya. Wewa. Abana, baina, baina. Ya abaiki kuji niya baina, ata tendi kemi tako. Takia yo metoto ata za niya niya. Umba iya, na kula niya niya nama chumbika niya niya. Wewa wewa imu niya mutu kubaka niya baina kataza metoto akita kula niya niya. Kwa nii kona gonjogani ya taki niya niya? Nga hoji ata kuji niya baina taona miya niya. Hini stresa, anitia mii toka kutafita riske. Kufiku niya baina ata bumziki kule cikula nasutare. Sasa ili cikula miya kia galida ta nasutungu. Ani kunya supuna utchungu. Kusaba baina juile besi niya natu niya hapu. Shili niya kerebu niya niya niya niya niya bika aki. Abana, nanti. Wewa niya ta ita wewa niya. Bakina baina lewa lakishu. Baina kusaba besi niya ta taki niya niya. Wewa niya ta wewa niya. Sawa. Kishi ita gani. Kishi ita gani niya niya niya otaki miluku. Ani fanya ili ita supu. Maa nabuddaka supu. Uschiza niya niya mama abu. If you were planning to play. Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Don't play with mama abu niya niya. Yeah. What do you get all these concepts from Naizi scripts? In spirit, how do you talk about it? I think real life. Coz kuna iya in HIF nili fanya. Nani kenda hosi. Nili kaa from Asubuisan. Ne had this like six. Kikua watwenki. Kwa niwa kusimaweni wakash. Ngasemungi kumesh guli kiyoma pema. So ni kusimawao. So watwa in HIF, badai, then watwa kash, kwanza. And then these are real life issues zenye na ona. Happening around me, ama happening to me, then nazi fanya. Nazi fanya na kumeko wewa. So zenye na ni, the society gets to learn from them. Yeah, if you read between the lines. If you read between the lines. So intention niya ku piya ni ku teach between the lines. It's not just a comedy script. All right. So I'd like to know what is your vision with this comedy thing? How do you see it in the near future or in the long run? Having my own show and maybe trying out stand up comedy. Trying out stand up comedy. All right. Do you practice in the room? Kila tayo. Kwa bafu, kwa cho everywhere. Do you have a job too for us today? I stand up too. Ni skuwe kwa slob. You're going to be playing a game in a few. And yes, if we have the game ready, you're ready to play a game with me. All right. So social Friday is here and the game is called Guess It. And the rules are simple. We will give you an opportunity. You select between artist, actor, and animation character. Because TV shows, let me just say animation character and then we'll show you the pictures all the same and then you'll try to guess three seconds per picture. Three seconds, you miss it. And then we'll tell you the score and we'll give you your results in private or in public if you want. In public. In public. All right. So is it artists, actors, or cartoon characters? Catoon characters. You'd love some cartoon characters. All right. So let's see. Guess it is the name of the game and let's see how first she's going to take it. All right. Let's start it now. We'll be told to us then. Three seconds. Let's move to the next image. Ben 10. Aki patatuna enda, aki patatuna enda. Okay. You don't even know the cartoon series. All right. Alvin. Uh-huh. The two parts. I've watched it but then... Pass. Dora, something Dora. As you Dora right now. All right. Uh-huh. Pass. Pass. Johnny Bravo. Everybody's a fan. All right. Mickey Mouse. Minions. Uh-huh. Ninja Turtles. Something. You're on the right track. I don't know. I don't know. Popeye. All right. Stewey. Stewey Christian. You're a big fan of animation. Yeah. All right, let's go. The ogre. Something. I don't know. All right. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go keep on coming. We have brought this back. This one. D. D. Then start. You're almost there. Next up. Yes, exactly. And the game is coming. All right. Apalisha Jibu. Just do the results for me. Tali, the results for me. Tali, just tell us how many do you think she got. As you line up the results for me. Kuleju will share the results with the people in a few. But just remind them of your social media handles. And now they can get a hold of you. Tiktok. Kashmir underscore roba. Instagram. Kashmir underscore roba. YouTube telefela. All right. So you have something lined up for us on your YouTube channel today. If you want a sister aquapally. Please tell us more about this. So we started our YouTube channel Kitambo. But then we took down the videos because we were everywhere. So just subscribe. You'll see what we have for you guys because it's interesting. What is the name of the YouTube channel? Telefela. Telefela. Telefela is the name of the YouTube channel. What kind of content should we expect on Telefela? Lifestyle, comedy also. Hair, makeup, everything. All right. Lifestyle, hair, makeup and everything. All right. From time to time I see corporate brands trying to tap into social media comedians. And now I want to try kwa to miakoza products. Is this something you're getting as well on the side? It's something you're doing. All right. We won't give you a chance to mention the brands but I'd like to know, is it something you're doing to sell your fashion line as well? Your fashion brand? Yeah. My comedy. Yes. I'm also using my comedy for that. So charity begins at home. All right. So one piece of advice you'd give beautiful ladies who are scared of getting into comedy because they're scared of being criticized or people not taking them seriously. What would you tell them? Just relax. Do it. We'll see expect. We'll blow them straight into their eyes right there. I know they'll believe you. Okay. So just do it. Just do it for fun. I mean when I started Sikwan I expect a lot but then I just did it. Just do it. The Nike way. Yeah. All right. So I'll ask you some three questions that are just based on your opinion and then you'll request one Kenyan song that you love the most. So is this what you just think about one Kenyan song that you love the most then our DJ lifestyle right there is going to play it for you. So the first question is it beef or fish for you? Fish. Fish. Yeah. Sneakers or heels for you? Heels. All right. Duck skin or live skin? Boat. Boat. Boat. All right. She's there. Our duck skin brothers are celebrating in this video. Thank you very much for coming through to us in the morning. Thank you so much. We appreciate you so much. Keep doing what you're doing and keep making people happy on social media Miss Kashmir. Thank you so much. All right. DJ lifestyle. We'll give you a Tener. We'll tell you which mixer and place part of each chaser from time to time. You can still stay over there. In kia pal ref B my official account DJ lifestyle. To Na Beji. Beya DJ lifestyle 254 IG at DJ lifestyle 254, Twitter DJ lifestyle 254. We also have Bash kubo palek labs pre we have Nairobi aviation. Kwa? 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