 You ever wanted to be a bird? Specifically a pigeon? Well, here he is. The perfect bird. How to play? I don't need to know. This is Pigeon Simulator. I don't need to tell you anything. It's all in the title, guys. Your stomach depletes over time and you lose health when your stomach is empty. Healthy eating health will only regenerate if you eat. No starving and health- Let's go survive. Let's see what it's like. Oh my God. How do I flap? How do I- Whoa. Oh my. God. Oh, I can shit everywhere? Oh my God. Hold to grab. Okay, let's go down here. Let's see what's up down here. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Hold on, how do I land? How do I land? Hold on, hold on a second. You're starving. Yeah, I know. How do I land? Grab a stick and drop it over a nest to start investing. Okay, hold on to me. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. God damn it. Hold on, all I want to do- Ow! Did he just hit me? I am a small bird. How dare you? Good, good, good, good, good. Oh, that's how- Did I just die? You have no nests. Okay, hold on. Let's restart. So we have to make nests? Ah, this is so much more complicated than I thought it was going to be. Okay, but I know what to do now. Hold to grab. Okay, grab it. Oh, yes. I picked up a chair too. Okay. What do I do now? What do I do now? Hold on. Hold on. Let's go down here. Okay, right here. Right here. How do I eat it? There we go. Look at that. My health. It's coming back. It's all coming back. Grab a stick and drop it on a nest. What is this? What is this? Talk? I can- I was once a symbol of chaos, but the times are gone now. Here, my feathery friend. Take my gold powers and show them what you're made of. Yes! I- So if you didn't know, destroy as much as you can in 90 seconds. Okay. Okay. Okay. Destroy cars. Can I destroy a car? Can I destroy a car? What can I destroy? This is made by the same people as goat simulator. The frames are dropping. Like fucking flies. And I am bread. I forgot about that. Can I destroy a person? Give him to me. Can I pick up a person? Yeah! Get over here! Fuck her! Okay, if I go down, where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Let me grab him. Can I eat him? Can I eat him? Can I eat him? Let me eat your body! Let me eat your body! I don't think I- Oh my God. I don't think I can eat him. God, just get up off the ground. He's gonna get you. He's going to get you. My face is itchy. Ow! Don't punch birds! Get out of there. Get out of there. Okay. We need to find you some food. Real quick. X? Yep. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna go down here while he's down. Eat it-eat it-eat it-eat it-eat-Eat it. Thank you. Dude, knock out a human. Pick up a human. Drop a human. New high score. I'm still going! Oh and I can still shit everywhere too. Nobody is gonna want any of this food. If I shit all over it, yeah! All that? Okay. And hold! And hold! And hold! And hold! And hold! And hold! And hold! And hold! Create an explosive food bomb is that what I just did am I about to have unlimited power guys? I am eating so much. Oh My god eat spicy foods I can eat spicy foods when can I eat? Oh My god. Oh my god. Am I throwing up blood? What is that? Oh, no? Oh, I'm pooping blood This poor pigeon. Oh, no, no, no, no, okay get on the ground and What the fuck is happening? All right? Well, I I shit blood and then I exploded okay. What's this green stuff? Oh The green is the nest needles and stick wait. I need sticks. Okay, so this is where I can nest So I need to grab some sticks Can I grab this stick? All right There we go. We have it. We have it now go up to the tip top go up to the tip tip top and How do I oh does that do I automatically put it there? I guess I automatically put it there Okay, I want to complete my nest. I want to have some place to call home big stick big stick give him the big stick Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Wait, can I go on top of the wires like like birds do Let me go on top of the wires. I've always wanted to I've always wanted to be a wire boy Dancing in the wires. Yes. I'm a circus go whoa No, we were just about to make our nest bird dude, why do you want my ass so bad? I'm just a pigeon trying to live my life awesome. I built a nest. Okay now what now land in the nest in press B Okay, how do I how do I fucking land? Okay, just circle Just circle until you make it in even oh God just someday you'll make it. Oh my god. Just land in the nest Please just land in the nest just circle around a couple more times. Oh my god. You're so close Okay, okay and get in the nest. Yes. Oh you were so damn close. There we go and down just down Just down just down. Oh my god. Just get in the nest boy. There he is. There you go. Okay, lay some eggs There you go. Keep your eggs warm. I'm giving you warm with my little tukis with my little my little feathers Went for your eggs catch Keeping you warm little boys keeping you warm. I'm about to be a dad guys. We're about to have offspring Wow, you all look Horrifying Your chick needs foods to grow get some food and puke over them with the right bumper Can and will do you just need a little tiny bit more food that boy. All right cheese Okay, here we go time to puke on our boys up here Okay, and You got the boys. Is this puking am I puking on them this some of it seems like it might be blood And fast the park what wait, so did I make more pigeons? I mean I did Where are they though? Did I they disappeared? Please don't tell me that my boys died because I worked so hard to make them. Oh wait, they be pooping That wasn't my poop. They're out there doing God's work. Where are my children dude? They're shitting everywhere. Where are they? Oh My oh my god, I can start fires. Oh my god set someone on fire I've done it This is so much more. I'm setting the whole field on fire. Hold on. I need some damn food because Papa's getting a little hungry Your nest is under attack whom Whom is attacking my nest poop on the exterminator van the exterminator van? Where is it? Oh? see I'll see you. I'll set you on fire. I will oh Yes The spicy food is the good good. You're on fire, sir. You're dead. Oh my god. Oh my god Hold on wait. Those are his arms. Oh my god Can I eat his arms? Oh? My god, then we've created a man-eating pigeon. This is the sign of the apocalypse Everyone's like oh, we're gonna get nuked. No the pigeons are going to take over their minds will expand Until they realize that they have power in numbers They will destroy us and we will have nothing we will bow down you left the level couldn't afford a bigger one All right got to go back I guess so they can only take over a small part of the world I guess oh You can aim. Oh My god, you can aim. Oh my god guys look at this look at this ready ready aim uh-huh and go Big boy Big boy big boy. Would you like me to shit on your head sir cuz I'll do it. Yes Killing is the only thing I know how to do I'm a lot of shit guys. I'm a lot of shit protect the nest destroy their van. Okay, and bang Oh, there it goes. There goes release rope What I have a rope on Hold on. I'm gonna bring his van up to the tip tip top. I'm gonna bring his van up to the top Okay, okay get out of here with the okay. I'm gonna bring then this This guy Right up here. Where's his van? All right? You're staying on top right up here before my children die Get him before my children die I need food You lost your nest. I have nothing to live for anymore. My children are perished My home is gone taken from me my man Taken from me by the apex predator But yet it turns out that I am the apex predator I must get my revenge on the man versus boy that destroyed my home. Have you gone you coward, huh? You still over there. Did you run like the rest? Oh? No, you're still here. Oh, no, you're still here Silly silly boy Ha ha ha ha yes, and now I will eat I will feast upon your body your soul and your mind eat it all Big boy eat it all up. I want the head. I want the skull. I want everything Nothing no evidence will be left behind and now I will eat the face of the man that killed my children Goodbye, Jerry. It was nice knowing you, but shall I say it was nice? I didn't think of a joke It was nice Listen, I'm a little rusty. Don't worry. Well guys. This is what it's like being a pigeon. I hope that you enjoyed I hope this is that this was such a Excuse me. You think that you can just fucking spawn out of nowhere. That's not how this works But I've got to kill him too There he goes Dead all right. I hope that this was educational. I hope that this was fun I hope you learned something about the mighty pigeon because I sure did so thank you so much for watching Hope you enjoyed if you did Make sure to show some love guys. Give the like button not a slap in the face Give it a kiss right on the lips a nice consensual kiss on the lips do it, huh? How many kisses can we get on this video? All right, I'll see you the next one. Don't punch birds. Bye. Bye