 Hey, what's up everybody? I'm the man goose. You are awesome. And today I'm gonna be playing gris It's a sort of a strangely beautiful game that I've never ever played before I was gonna stream it but it looks like my interwebs are kind of fucked right now, so I'm just gonna record it and Yeah, it looks a 2d side scroller platformer Wow, it is really beautiful. I saw it on steam and I wanted to pick it up and give it a try I've been playing Dauntless. I'm not really my jam, and I'll probably play it a little more just because I got shit else to do but This game here might capture my attention It looks like it was drawn like physically drawn Not entirely certain what's going on with this Apparently she has lost her voice Or she's choking herself because she's into that shit. I don't think it's that kind of game I don't play with a controller so I've got to chill. What's going on here? Am I controlling her? I am. I am controlling her Oh, she looks so sad. Oh Did I make her do that? I hit a button. I did. Oh That is so sad. Why is this game making me so sad already? Oh My god, I need to stop hitting that button, but it makes me sad. I'm kind of like Haha, it's any button I hit makes me do that. Okay. Okay, buddy. Okay So, I mean, oh, can I I can't I can't jump at all. Okay Get up little girl. It's gonna be okay here. We'll just go this way little girl. Don't worry So what am I what are my favorite books of all time? Well, actually my favorite book of all time It's called the slow regard of silent things by Patrick Rothfuss It's based on a character from the king killer Chronicles if you ever heard of those or read those a little girl named Ari and it's a They strangely beautiful book It's only like 60 pages. I mean you don't have to read the king killer Chronicles to enjoy it So I highly suggest that you pick it up. What am I my heading into my intro? What's going on here? Is it gonna be a monkey's head? Coming up. What are those things floating by me? There's birds There's bird darts. There's dark birds Is it would it be a bird dart or a dart bird? Don't hit me in the head bird dart. Oh No, I didn't do that. I didn't make her fall down this time God, it's so sad when she falls down Why is she so sad? Oh Oh Oh, and I can jump now Yay jump and run little sad girl. That's what I'm talking about It's gonna be okay. We're gonna jump and run and it's gonna be amazing And what is can I jump on this tree? No, but I'm gonna keep going You go little sad girl you pick up music. I like that. I like the music is picking up Everything's so black and white though and dreary Whoo, I'm up on the mountain. Do I take fall damage? Oh Nope, so far. There's no enemy's except for dark birds and they didn't do anything Can't jump up on this. Oh, yes Now what happens if I don't jump up on it? Can I just run right by it? Yes, I can Well, that's gonna be confusing. Oh, there's a house. Oh Look at that. Look at that. Oh, that's so pretty Can I jump up in here? Is this a puzzle game? Metroid like oh Down to go Base but floor can jump up on that. Can I jump up on this? They should name this game. Can I jump on that? Okay? Here's the thing. We all we made it through the thing. We are awesome. Oh What this girl to be happy Be happy with the little flowy ball thing. Is the ball thing chase it is chasing me Yay, can I do can I make new things with my buttons? Nope. Oh, I stopped. I'm looking around Let's get out of drear drear world and get the color world. I think I'm supposed to be doing this. Yay me Let's go this way now. Oh, I got another ball. I got two balls following me now Haha, I got two balls. Okay. What's going on now? What are my balls just do? Okay You know what? No, okay, they tricked me. Those are some tricky balls Tricky sticky balls I was probably supposed to hit some sort of button right there. It's a tutorial that doesn't tutorial you That doesn't teeter Maybe I need another ball Let me go back to that place and try to hit a button. All right. I'm hitting several buttons. I think I need another ball Let's let's run this away Go up these tiny little steps. Oh, there's another ball up there. How do I get to that ball? Can I go on that note? Oh? Yes stairs. I didn't even notice those stairs. The art is amazing, but it's confusing. Oh What is that? Oh? My god, it's the biggest dart bird ever. Can I get on you? No, I can't oh my god. I fell down I'm glad you can't take fall damage or I would be dead What is that thing? I won't win. I want to ride it. It wouldn't let me ride it though All right, I'm at the top now. What's it gonna do? Is it gonna show me balls again? Did okay But what do I do with that? Did it connect did it? Oh, yes. Oh Thank you little balls. Does that only make that piano noise when I walk on this? Yes. Oh my god, that is wonderful This game is just a fucking delight. Let's go back here another way of tree balls. Oh What did that it's making little constellations Little piano constellations. Oh Enjoy the piano constellations. That's for damn sure Come on little sad girl. Let's go find some more balls make more constellations. So we could play the beat. Ooh, is that a hand? Hell is that? Well, I'm in the palm of the hand. I've lost control the game is taken over. Oh Okay, I'm just gonna listen. Oh, no little girl. Don't be sad What's she just do she's made colors She made everything colorful Good job little girl. There's more dark birds. I'm so happy with you little girl Oh, that's what you'd be. I want you to be happy. Okay. What did that do? That's a crazy-ass dress that I got to we've got a little more color in our world, which is nice Reminds me of that anime All the colors in the future what a wonderful world or whatever that was a good anime A bit of a slice of life one which not everybody digs. It might go fall into that. Nope I'm intentionally trying to fall into stuff What's this? What do you do? Apparently nothing. Oh, there's flowers. There's some flowers for you sad little girl Don't make you happy and I've lost control again She gonna curl up in a ball and make more colors Oh, they're my balls my balls going up into the sky. Oh and they made They made a big constellation Okay Okay, I probably should have read something about this game before starting to play it I'm digging it though I mean, those are deeper shades of red at least. Oh, there's a real bird Instead of a dart bird bird dart. Can I get in there? No Doing this saucer. I Don't think I cannot do can I jump on top of that? Nope. Can't jump on top the candle laboratory Let me go this away See what there is the more birds What is that? Can I do anything with that? Let me do something with that. I Don't want to leave this place because it seems like I need to be doing more. Oh Would I scared me more stuff here and there's a turtle constellation? Okay? So it looks like I just need to collect balls and take them to the constellation places But I don't know we're doing more balls Whoever made this game was like That probably had like deep emotional ties to it and I'm like, oh Can't do anything here. Let's uh, let's let's move along. Oh, oh, what did I do? I made the bell. Haha Yay, I love funding stuff that I Didn't even mean to find This little girl have a name. Maybe she's gris Oh, oh, look at me. Look at me go slide. Oh girl slide You got this. Oh, it's giving me chills. Am I gonna stop? I'm just gonna slide into eternity. Oh Look the sunrise Yo Soundtrack for this game Is awesome. Oh, I'm gonna ramp Yes, I think I was probably supposed to stop back there Once you're committed, you may as well keep going look at how pretty this is. Oh Once again glad I don't take fall damage Move faster little gris girl. I can't tell the difference between myself in the background right now I'm covering red clouds. Whoop get up here. Oh Okay, it seemed like I wasn't even controlling it right there. I'm not sure what just happened That was just the opening Title holy shit, are you serious? But I wanted to make the turtle Go back and make the turtle little sad girl Little sad gris girl. Okay, can I oh? Control again. Oh shit son. Oh god. Why did I jump? Why did I jump off of this? She just bounces like it ain't nothing. I don't know why I'm heading back this way I may as well. I have no idea where I'm going. Oh Found a ball found a ball So we eat. I don't know what that did, but I'm happy Unfortunately little sad girl still ain't happy. It doesn't look like look at the animation of her dress flowing. That is oh Fucking gorgeous. This game is so fucking pretty It's a little barren though. I mean, I don't mind that there's no enemies or what have you I don't I Don't care about all that Probably just a puzzle platformer Don't know don't play sad music Play the happy music again What's the story behind this? What what's going on here? I have no idea. We'll figure it out as we go along Oh, oh, oh, oh, what's going on here? I'm glad I found shelter Okay, okay Move along so if we hear that music again, we need to find shelter quickly So far it was black and white now we got red Is that an enemy? Is that a is that a Pac-Man? Oh Jesus Okay, I had zero time to find shelter Zero time Okay, I just got to be very carefully I'm sure I'm not supposed to hit those up here Anything up here. Nope Okay, that was useless. Oh God, oh God get behind a rock get behind a rock little girl You persevere. Oh God. Oh Whether the storm whether the storm okay, let's get out of here. Let's get going before the wind started blowing again Maybe she didn't have such a Poofy dress the wind wouldn't affect you so much a little girl Get inside. Oh, there's a ball. There's a ball. There's a ball. There's no, let me get the ball Don't don't blow me. Don't blow me. Okay. I think I'm good in here. I am good in here That's the first time in my life. I've ever yelled don't blow me. Don't blow me. Is another slotty Yes Okay, here we go. Here we go. No, okay. Am I good here? I'm good in here. Oh sweet. Oh It looks so uh So dreadful with all the reds like all blood Blood tinged. Are these little rock? Oh, these little rock guys don't hurt me Okay, what's up friends? Some little rock guy friends Oh got another ball So what did these guys do then they just walk around it be cute Be a little Pac-Man rock. Okay. You do your thing little Pac-Man rock. I ain't gonna I think we'll get mad at you. I wonder if I could jump on those up there. I Bet I can let's try it. Oh god. Here we go. Oh god the music is so like Dramatic when that happens Okay, love. Oh, what I can't jump There we go. There we go little sad girl Now you got it I'm gonna blame all my failures on you Up can't get me this time. I'm inside. I heard it coming. I heard the little piano starting up Familiar upper ass. Oh And my balls made it. Yes. Yay. Yay balls Thank you. I hope it don't get blown off of this Get inside little girl get inside get inside get inside. Oh, I made it. What is this? That is obviously a face. That is a demon face. Oh my god. It's got legs. It's got legs and I'm inside it and That is oh my god, that's creepy as shit Okay, we're we're just inside a giant walking face right now. No big deal Not a big deal. You can't get me wind. I'm inside the giant. Oh, I got it I need to get back up here Thank you giant walking face for taking me up here Exactly where I wanted to go And who said giant walking faces were all bad? Nobody ever said that because nobody ever had whatever have a reason to say that. Okay. Where's this taking me? You know what just go. Oh another ball. Another ball. How do I get that? I'll get that ball You know, like there's nothing for me to jump upon. Can I break that? Maybe keep walking on it. It's like there's something happening there. Just break for me Maybe I need something something special to make it break You need to gain some weight little little sad girl. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to slim shame you You are perfectly beautiful little girl Get behind this rock. Oh Why does wind keep blowing Maybe that's what the dart birds are running from like we don't want windy place There's got to be something I can use to crack that open get that ball. At least I hope there is What we got here? Oh, my balls went and did something and I have no control my character Who I'm ascending she seems to have some weird powers. Oh The hill hold X. Okay Yes, and I wouldn't go get the other one We've got super concrete You know what I wanted her to gain some weight and apparently she did Who can I move like that? Yeah, try and blow me away now wind Good job little sad girl You may be sad, but you're making me happy. Oh Yeah, I knew that was coming Let's head back. Did the wind just stop the winds like oh you got a center block dress. So oh nope. There's the wind Can't blow me away now when Because I am a center block. I Like how I just kind of bump along just bump on down the road In my center block dress They're all the rage this season Center block is the new black. So what we got going? Oh, well Look at a little head peeking out. No, she's gonna be hitting the face with little rocks and pebbles Center block dress doesn't help with that, huh? Why does this one seem longer than the rest of them? Oh, it just keeps going stop. I just keep bumping along. Oh There's a big sad girl Cheer up. I'm here with you. Oh my goodness They're so sad No, they're all sad. Don't be sad. I know your statues Statues can't be sad. This game makes me sad It makes me happy and sad. Oh bells. I could get the bells. Oh I made them all ring. Oh That's amazing They put so much effort into the detail of this game. Oh Can I do this? Keep hitting it. Yes. Oh god. I'm just I'm just going I'm not even hold the button anymore I'm just going through a colla wake up. I rang the big bell Can I go anywhere in here? It looks like there's another thing I could smash down at the bottom So I'll probably do that unless I can find somewhere else to go. I want to find more stuff All right, little sad girl, let's ring that bell. There's a light shaft Look a little hair flowing. Oh What the look at the birds that oh my god, oh my god, look at this Holy shit. This is wonderful. Oh They're butterflies. They're butterflies following me Are you are you are you just black butterflies in the air that I can't see because you're black? Cheer up statue Can I climb up this statue? Hey you Hey, ooh, I made a whole bunch of them come out. What about doing that? Cheer up you All right, let's go this way I wonder if I could break into this other world the butterfly that cup I'm pooping them out I'm pooping the butterflies out look at that. I'm so pretty the butterflies come out my butthole. That's my new expression Oh, I can't jump on these can I oh And I disappear down there whenever I jump on the oh Was I supposed to do that? Oh? My god, did you see all those butterflies come out? What did I do? I released the beasts did I just explode into butterflies? Oh They're taking me up Thank You butterflies That's what up. I always say that I always say that if you shit out enough butterflies It'll take care of any problems that you may have. Oh, I can't I can't jump past that I guess we're going this way. Oh, it looks like another slide and looks like a fun one, too Let's go slide Cannot I can't box when I'm sliding Well What is this? What you got here, buddy? What did you just do? There's a bell. Should I ring the bell? Oh, nope There we go. It's so weird trying to find the things that you Yes, for some reason making these bells ring makes me so happy That's a windmill You're the wrong placement now. You need to go back to win place. Oh, can I get on the? Yes, thank you windmill Was that a little sun up in the top left? Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you Thanks for being so accommodating weird world that I don't know what you are Yep, just keep going just keep going cuz I'm gonna keep running. I want to ring those bells down there Back to a cave. Hopefully this isn't a giant Crawling face. Oh, well the giant crawling face kind of benefited us last time so Hey, what's up rock friends that I thought were enemies, but you're not Pack man. Oh Little rock and I can stand a little rock friends. Thank you Everything in this world is so helpful. Oh look at all the balls Are those all for me? Oh I bet I can do some of that. Oh, can I can I not jump up here? Can I jump up? Okay. Oh I just did something Okay, okay Whoo and the balls that I had with me did some stuff Some stuff. Okay. Let's wait for the thing to come back to us Jump up here. Thank you And oh, let's wait for it to come up. There we go this way and my little balls are following me There I go the right way. I don't know no look it back now. Oh I can't slide Who did the music of this game because I want to go shake their hand and tell them they're awesome Well, God that scared me Tell them they're home How do I need to go do I need to use this thing to go up But how do I do that? I Am amazing and awesome Now I'll probably need to make it tilt the other way Boom. I'm so good at figuring out puzzles. Thank you for tilting a little bit. Well, there wasn't a window Segur on the window segur on the window Okay, where's this thing gonna take us? Oh, well, should I just get on top of one? Yeah, I think so. I think that's the plan Jump on this one run run run run run go. Yes. I made it. Oh, and we got another ball another ball The balls are the most important thing in this game. I guess we're going back To where we Once we long Thank You little balls Now make another path this way for me, please. Thank you. Oh Son of a biscuit. Oh, why's the music getting so What's this? Oh, no, but I don't feel bad Thought I was gonna do something amazing and special But no, I just smash I just broke it. Oh, okay. I can use my little little paddles on my controller To do stuff as well Bells We'll go back this way. Oh What's up guys welcome back good to see you again. Thanks. We're stopping by real quick Well, we're gonna smash you for photo show and okay now they begin floating rocks Exactly how I planned it. Let's get up here again. Oh, I can't slide Like sliding I like ringing bells Okay, you're fine. I'm not gonna break you this time. You you are perfectly okay. Hope I don't have to break that Okay, what's going on in here? Okay, okay, I got two of these I Think that's gonna be let's go to break it off for now. I'm sure That there's a puzzle involved here That I'm gonna need to figure out how to make both of these line up But for now That is going to be it folks for gris. I'm gonna definitely be playing this again I'll probably record some more today. Actually, I was hoping to live-stream it. Oh Did I get both of them down at the same time? I Was hoping to live-stream it but my interwebs is being shitty So, uh, yeah, if you enjoyed the game hit that thumbs up button I hope you did because I am enjoying the dog shit out of this game It's I Should probably stop cursing so much when I play in this game, huh? It just doesn't mesh well Does it anyway? I'm the man goose you are awesome And this is gonna be me signing off of gris for a little bit, but uh, we'll check back in on it later Thanks. Thanks for watching guys. I'm gonna be taking off for now. Bye. Bye Man