 Okay, so I got started on Lost Ark yesterday and as I was trying to do the first quest, my computer literally crashed. Lost Ark! That's the name! Hello? My power, I'd like a power surge. Dude, my computer's not even turning on. Is it broken? It was literally like, I'm telling you, it was literally like it just flashed. That's insane. I can't believe that happened. So, we're gonna try this again, okay? I am playing a paladin named Gigafand. Okay, I was just playing WoW, so like I've got to get my brain situated. I gotta get in the League of Legends mode. Rough voyage, huh? Rough voyage, huh? And you know how soldiers are. Oh, sailors are. They aren't exactly the most pleasant type. What matters is that you've arrived here in one piece. So it's time for you to start exploring the land, huh? Be wary though, the landlubbers can stab you in the back anytime. Here, take this. Wait, what? That entire... Wait, the entire conversation didn't make any sense. Here, take this. They're supplies for the Trua Expedition. Wait, I already have a blue weapon? Sick. Okay, let's see what this weapon looks like. It looks the same. You can always tell a quality adventure from some pretender by the eyes. People of quality are hard to come by in the forgotten land these days. Actually, this team here ain't bad, so the treasure payoff must be huge. Do you know anything about it? Choose. Well, okay, well, I have so many options to choose from. What do you mean? Gurkha filled me in on the whole deal. It seems a priest from the Sacrian Order has put out a huge reward to help him find a hidden treasure in Trua. There was a war fought at this place a while back. It was deemed unsafe by local authorities, but I guess they opened it back up again. Wait, what is that? Oh no. Wow, look at him. Thank you very much. I had no idea sea sickness could be this bad. I had a hunch you were a kind soul. I'm glad I was right. May I have your name, kind adventurer? Gigafand. Oh, it's quite a unique name. I definitely won't forget that one. I'm Morpheus, a priest of Sacria. Archaeological data deciphered by the church has revealed that this land contains the last treasures of the prophet. The news has resulted many adventurers joining the hunt, though nothing has been found yet. More and more people are hearing about a land of golden opportunity, which means the church has had to act fast if it wanted to find the treasure. The church decided to hire many skilled adventurers to explore this land on their behalf. They also decided to send priests, such as myself, to oversee things. I didn't think I'd be selected for such a dangerous job, but oh look, that one over there is Gerca, who leads the expedition. Gather round. Gather round. I'm the captain of the trua expedition. Call me Gerca. I'm sure you're all aware, but trua was an ancient city destroyed by the war long ago. We only have one mission on this cursed land. It's to find the treasure requested by the priests by following the clues left behind in the city. If you do anything foolish or cause trouble, I will not hesitate to leave you behind. These are the maps made by the advance party. Final question, chat. Do you want me to skip the prologue? Trolls in the cap. Weapons. Let's kill some trolls. Let's kill some trolls. Move quickly. Defend the camp. Wipe them all out. Okay. It's kind of crazy how many abilities I already have. Yoko. Oh right. Waste of energy. I need to hear about the routes of approach from the advance party's investigation. We'll have to hurry to find it ourselves. Only those who are not seriously injured will be treated and go together. Hey priest, you can do that, can't you? Sure, of course. I was giving him kind of more nerdy voice. This way. Everyone gather up. Everyone gather up. Break through the barrier and advance. That's stronger than everybody. My team sucks. It's the trolls again. We have to break through their lines. Prepare for battle. Okay, I gotta find a way to like remove these skills. Bridge. Wait, what? Do the shaft on the other side. Don't whine at me. Did you have a death wish? It had to be done. I'm glad you're okay. I was just making a rational decision to save everyone. You made it out alive, didn't you? As for you, you were faster than I thought you would be. That could be useful later on. When all is done, I'll take your actions into consideration when we divide up the compensation. Don't get too cocky. It's not over yet. Any casualties? None? Good. Should we continue? It's control scheme messing with you at all. It did a little bit. But here's the thing. I've played like so much League of Legends and like I've played these isometric games before. So it's not that bad. It's just if I flip flop the three in. When in doubt, blow it up. True. Listen, Giga fan. Set this up within the crack over there and then run like hell. You're the fastest one here. So you're the best chance of getting clear of the blast. Just don't stop running unless you want to join that door and getting blown sky high. Run as fast as you can. Once you've been set up. Once you set it up. What happens if I die? Like, what happens if I don't move? Hasn't it been something too, really? Damn. That stone ain't gonna budge. Is there another way? Mad El nomad. Thank you for the 18 months. Oh, look. It's the PoE talent trees. It's open. Another MMO where you're the most powerful being in the universe. It's open. What just happened? Did you open the entrance to the collapsed ruin Giga fan? Uh, lights appear and I open the door. It seemed like Giga fan just opened the door. I'm not sure what happened, but something strange is going on here. Something is in the air. A drop's not enabled? No, I was not allowed drops. I think I'm gonna get the pleb drops on February 11th. We're here. Let's go. Enter the Great Temple. Neil, get me the explosives. There must be a secret device that could open the shrine somewhere. Let's find it together. Look for the secret device nearby. Raise the fallen statue. Huh. What's happening here? The Imperians are resonating. Looks like this rookie has found a way. Munga's poggers. What's up, dude? Wait, am I in the Munga section? Oh, good. I am. Treasure. Wait. Hands off the treasure. I'm in charge here. Move aside. Stop, you greedy fools. Look outside. Did you restart? No, I didn't get to start until tonight. Oh, demons. How did they get here? My computer broke on launch. What was that stuff? AOE, AOE. You know, it's kind of funny. I feel like I do. I don't know if it's like the wow effect. I'm trying to line them up and just get as many hits on them as anything possible. We almost died. Screw the contract. Let's grab what we can. The guy with the sword makes the rules, kid. That's good. Yeah. But like if you're just like not using abilities to line them up, you know what I mean? No, don't touch it. I never like paladins to the class until I started watching a Wally on. Now paladins make the first class in the most. Yeah, dude. They're just cool. Like, what the hell is happening? It's a trap. Oh, wow. Do I save him? Uh-oh. I have to. Wait, what? This great would have killed you both. Stand back. Korean Harry Potter, true. Where does this road lead to? Wait, paladin is the most popular in Lost Ark, really? I'm surprised it was Ark or something. Usually the most popular class in these types of games is like the default warrior class. I know this sounds crazy, but I keep thinking that we're being watched. I have no idea what we're getting ourselves into now. I'm looking forward to find out more. I hope we can make it to the end together, gigafan. Jump in. That's great that paladins are popular. This guy looks exactly like Morpheus from The Matriots. Yeah, sure he does. He looks exactly like him. Four kings. Which way should we take? Okay. What the- Yo. Yeah, I basically invented all right. Do you see anything? Over here. I found it. Take this and go up. There's Morpheus voice actors such a pussy, dude. But he's like, he's not even just like, I don't know. They need to make him sound like more. That's hard to explain. I find- Observer Galactica. What's this? Uh-oh. Is he gonna die? Wait, what? Wait, what? I already am against the boss. Okay. Okay, I just got F'd in the A. On, on. Don't F me in the A. Don't F me in the A. I think- Ooh, I took a ton of damage there. Okay. So I'll go here. Is there a way I can cancel an animation? Think if I go- Oh, there is. Okay, but I lose the cooldown. We'll move chat up, okay. Is the game good so far? The combat is pretty fun. AQ again, Drew. Oh, the scrolls are blinding light. When the light of destiny reaches the end of the world. One man, one desire. The winged watcher shows the way to the light of creation. This summer. When the chaos of the abyss opens its eyes once again. It sounds like the movie guy. John Cena is. Oh, chosen one. Vin Diesel. John Cena. Sylvester Stallone. The Fast and the Furious 18. You all right? I can't believe you defeated that huge monster. I knew you were a talented gigafan. So what was the Prophet's treasure? Was it a story about the Ark? Lion's pride. I see. The only pride I know of is a place called Pride Home. On the outskirts of Rethramists, protected by the Sacrian Order, there's a small town called Pride Home. Perhaps that's the path you need to take, gigafan. To deliver the prophecy of the new beginning of light. I believe this is where we part ways. But rest assured, we will meet again. How do I hide help? Use your founder's skin? Uh, okay. Oh, what? Oh, frick. It's a Spencer's Gifts employee. The ultimate villain. You gonna go debate him? I thought he was having a rather frail. Daddy, who's that? A very famous priest. Rest of the village. Eagerly await your arrival at the cathedral. Oh, in that case, I best not keep Father Verrute waiting. Wait, what? She said father? Die, priest. Oh, what the hell? Good thing I'm here. All right. Did you miss? You didn't do anything. Thank you for saving me. Pride Home? Follow this road and you'll arrive in Pride Home. Why don't you ride with me to the village in my wagon? Okay. Dude, to be honest, I kind of like this armor. I'm gonna wear the paladin one, though. You're searching for the armor. I'm looking for the Ark. Yeah. You know, most people believe the Ark is a myth. Yeah, that's what I've heard, but not me. Truth be told, I'm also looking for the Ark. Oh, really? I hear there is a stone tablet in this village that contains secrets about the Ark. Well, yeah, I heard the same thing. A coincidence. Perhaps we could travel together and see. Oh, yeah, see what happened. Wait, what? Oh, frick! I thought he died. Well, well, well, you've fallen into my trap. Oh, wait, I wasn't trying to write. Brings you down, bitch. Well, my auto techs suck. My goodness. Are you not hurt? That's a relief. I've never seen such suspicious people around Pride Home before. My word. Where did the time go? The Ark's relic is in the cathedral. Please come find me once you arrive at the cathedral. The ladies? Actually, you guys are men. My men? I didn't know DBS Paladin works in this game. Yeah, dude. Wait, do you guys want to see the platinum gear now? Platinum complimentary skin. Protecting cleric chest piece and pants. Oh, look at that, dude. This guy like Jesus. Yeah, let me, let me through. Yes, it's an iPad mini. Such a large portion. I wonder what happened to it. Oops, I accidentally swore my sword. I killed it. No one really knows how the portion of the tavern disappeared. Even the people in the old chapel at that time don't remember exactly what happened. Why don't you visit the tavern and talk to the locals there? Verrute has prepared a mount which will accompany you in your adventures. Ooh, brother falafel. Hello, adventure. Father Verrute said to expect you. He wants you to take one of these horses. Choose whichever one you like. Uh, wait, why does this guy have a moose? Is that the founder's pack mount for Canadians? Is this game good for new MMORPG gamers? Uh, I don't know yet. Look, honestly, any sort of game, like any sort of game of any genre at the end of the day, dude, you just gotta play it. And it's that simple. It seems pretty cool so far, but I haven't like gotten, you know what I'm saying, right? I tell you. You can't really know if something is good or not. Like especially in MMO, it takes some time to like really get into it before you can give an honest assessment of how the game feels. And this goes for any MMO. It's not just this one, right? But you get this question all the time no matter what you're playing, what you're streaming. I think all games have their own appeal, whether you like a game like this, whether you like a game like Final Fantasy 14, like wow retail, like wow classic, like whatever it is. RuneScape, OSRS, they all have their own appeals, right? If you listen, I was using Alt-V. If I press Alt-V, then we can serve the rest. Oh, there it is. Oh, dude. This is the look, dude. This looks cool. But you know what the problem is with this look? I think this looks cool, right? This looks sick. The problem is though, because it's something that you can buy, just everybody has this. And there's no like mixing and matching of specific pieces. So like, it's cool, but also like everybody looks like, if they want to, you know. There's a life lesson here, I'm sure of it. If everybody is special, then nobody will be. An adventure looking for the Ark. Stone tablet? Oh, the stone tablet. I was there when it was moved, but I don't remember exactly what happened. Wait, Nall was with me that day. He's an observant one, that Nall. Maybe he saw something that I didn't. If you find out any information about the Ark, please record it in your adventurer's tome. I'll wager that Nall is standing in front of the tripod. Go ahead and ask him about the stone tablet. I'm Texas. Whoa, we're gonna kill some stuff. Ready? Is he on Galator? Galator is down. Galator is not down. The server is actually running out of my house. I want to go kill some stuff. My character feels like really strong early on, but I guess other games that have like a similar sort of vibe, like the game is the same. I'm actually a little bit stronger than that either. I was gonna say like in PoE, but like I feel like I'm even a little stronger than I am in PoE. Yeah, I think I just got lucky and I didn't crash. Hey, bro. I can't even log into the game on the Gara. What the F server as a pay-to-play to count? This dude making Amazon money like a... Bitch. What do you mean? Like somebody like doesn't... They like don't get into their game and then all of a sudden they're just like so pissed. It's like they have mad at streamer. It's like what the hell do I do? The war was so terrible. Even the... So every restart in two minutes off track. Leaving the people. Superbowl prediction. I think the Rams beat the Bengals, but it's also very hard not to cheer for the Bengals.