 what should you call somebody who is half Asian and half Latino? Should you call him a Hispanic? Should you call him a Malaysian? Obviously, a Mexican, if somebody's half Mexican and half Korean, a Jepitos, Jepitos, Jopinese, Jopinex if you wanna be politically correct. Somebody said, yeah, I just call them Filipinos. Double the rice. And other people said, yeah, I got so many different types of rice. We got yellow rice, sofrito rice, brown rice, purple rice, white rice. I feel torn between both of my sides. I don't know whether I'm more Hispanic or I'm more Asian.