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It's A Hell Of A Story - The Moon Staff from Me Me Me

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Uploaded on Apr 5, 2011

Editor Marshall Artes, his secretary, Work Experience girl Jane Fellowes, cub reporter Armitage Shanks and the Moon Hacks sing It's A Hell Of A Story from the movie Me Me Me; available free online from May 2011.

It's A Hell Of A Story




MARSHALL...
The Royal Family and Cabinet Ministers
Presidents and Leaders are biggest of all;
Celebrities and Sports People get juices running,
Ideally involved in the game of football.

Educators, doctors in admired positions,
Social workers, foster parents and teachers,
Moral, religious practitioners
And holier than thou pulpit preachers.

A juicy sex scandal like olive oil
Helps the recipe go much slicker.
Words like WORLD EXCLUSIVE
Make it look just that little bit quicker.
Involve small children and, of course, the obligatory vicars.
Busty big blondes preferably removing their knickers.

It's the stuff that dreams are made of;
I wake up with a morning glory.
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story,
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story.

SECRETARY...
Walking down the street keep your ears to the ground;
It's amazing the human interest to be found.
Who's screwing who behind who's back;
Who's in deep trouble and who's in the sack.
Important people all walk around too;
Not just ordinary folk like me and like you.

ARMITAGE SHANKS...
Those earth shaking headlines are there to be made;
Be brave; be clever; just never be afraid.
Your byline is waiting to make your name;
Instant wealth and riches and loads of fame.

ALL...
THIS ONE WILL RUN AND RUN!

It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story,
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story.
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story,
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story.

MARSHALL...
If ever the morality appears to stink
Just remember that your veins are full of printer's ink.
Even though the way of spreading it has seemed to alter
The whispering of gossip will never falter.
From pen to paper to online rumour,
Minor indiscretion or terminal tumour,
Never check the facts, just become an assumer
And work your headlines with a sense of humour.

ARMITAGE...
Yesterday's papers wrapped fish and chips
Today's internet scandals use the chips for tips.
You can instigate dramas; inspire wars and fights
With just a few million random megabytes.
It started in villages and spread to cities
Then conquered the world cloaked in breasts and titties.
Never forget a good dose of sex
Always wins you love and respect.

It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story,
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story.
THREE...
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story,
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story.
ALL...
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story,
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story.

ARMITAGE...
Ever since the Christians, lions and thrills
The punters like their diet in blood soaked pills.

ALL...
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story,
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story.
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story,
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story.

MARSHALL...
So never forget the only thing that matters
Is -- Give them something to encourage the chatters.
A juicy topic for coffee or tea.
"How does this relate to me, me, me?".
Me, me, me
ALL...
Me, me, me - Me, me, me - Me, me, me

ALL...
THIS ONE WILL RUN AND RUN!

It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story,
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story.
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story,
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story.
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story,
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story.
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story,
It's A Hell Of A Story, It's A Hell Of A Story.

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