 That is the deep breath I have to take before I do my reactions to attack on Titan. It's mandatory. If you don't take a deep breath before you watch attack on Titan, you just you're just asking to die. Here today, we're doing two episodes. I know y'all are happy about that. You miss my double episode reactions, don't you? I can't promise that I'm always gonna do double episode reactions. Usually if the episode is too much for me to handle, I'll stop there. But today, I'm gonna take one for the boys, and I'm gonna do two. Regardless of that first episode gives me a heart attack. I'll react to the second episode in my hospital bed if I have to. But yeah, enough at all this garbage. Let's get to the episodes. Well, that's a way to start an episode. She's lying! She's lying! The episode's called The Seaver! You... you mother fuck... Don't you know the episodes? Oh my God! She fucking murdered him! With a brick?! Wow, it was that easy to run away from the Survey Corps? No wonder why y'all are trapped in devils. Ooh, I missed... oh! Wait, did that happen or was that a dream? The Seaver. That's why that guy didn't know she was lying, because the episode card didn't come up yet. Oh, so it wasn't a dream. Holy shit. Yeah, that's true. These people are fucking clueless. They don't know they're devils. They don't even know there's an outside world or an ocean. Dude, they really think they're gonna make it back on. You had Levi, aka the devil himself. Has it even reached the ocean? It's all recent day. You think they're gonna make it to the end of the border? Bro, the more I see her, the more she just looks like Erin. I want a Gabby in my life. Not her age! Older, of course. She's battling her humanity right now, and her wish she was brought up to be. What the fuck are you? Yo, what's with Gabby, bro? She wants to kill everyone! She's like one! I don't trust her, bro. It's called the Seaver. I don't believe this, bitch. We get the horses. Are these normal horses or the god horses that Erumun was riding? Oh my god, Gabby! She'd be a mouth shut. I'll go take a charge. Wait a minute, is this... Oh no! This is Sasha's dad. Or Sasha's family. That's the guy that was at the funeral. Bet on Mia, my ass! Oh my god, they're gonna stay with the girl she killed's parents? Oh! This show just gets more brutal by the second. This show just gets fucking crazier and crazier by the episode! She's eating a meal from Sasha's parents that the girl she murdered, and they don't notice at all. The devil touched her. Get your filthy paws off me. I feel like she's gonna learn herself by living in this environment, by staying in this environment that it's no different from where she's from, that there's good and bad people, and that they're not all devils. This prejudice ideology that she was raised on, she's gonna be battling with that with her inner demons, with her inner thoughts. It's gonna be very interesting to see how this involves. I don't care if they're devils, this food's fucking good. I don't care if a murderer is giving me a meal. It's food, food is food. I don't trust anybody. I barely trust Eren. How do y'all know this is the world's dangerous island? You haven't even left the fucking island. The flying boat. It's a plane. Oh shit! The Reeves Company. Remember when they were important? Thanks, now. Bro, everybody is going through shit right now. You can't trust anyone, and no one has answers. All of a sudden this guy is licking Eren's asshole, and I'm here for it, because I've always liked this whole dude. The rumbling! Oh my god, my body's not ready for the rumbling. Damn, these are like the restorationists, like when Grisha led that group, like all of his followers followed him, and then they were all sentenced to death, and he watched them all die. I feel like Eren is following his father's footsteps, like he has his own restoration thing going on, like his own rebellion going on, and Floke, I guess, is one of the top leaders. That's great. This is an awesome dynamic right now. It ain't a myth. It's the intro song for the next season. I love seeing Hanji in this situation. She's acting like a true leader right now, taking responsibility. I won't tolerate disobedience! She's talking like Erwin right now! Hell yeah! Oh my god, y'all are punishing the wrong people. They are gonna retaliate. Uh-uh, this ain't a good... No, no, no, no, no. Hanji, this is a bad idea. How tall is fucking John? Look at that shit! Oh my god, he just got 50 times hotter. Man, I still remember that. That hit me. I pooped. You can poop on me yet, Hanji. Let it all out. Do they not know that they escaped, that Falco and Gabby escaped yet? This girl's like three years old! Give her a bib! Don't put her in a cell! She's way too happy to be in a cell. I think she likes being locked up. No fucking way. I don't want to know this. Is this show ever gonna let me down? I'm waiting. I'm waiting to be let down by this show. Because little moments like this mean so much in the grand scheme of things. I always wonder why they highlighted her when Mikasa saved her. Mikasa's going through a lot right now too, seeing Eren locked up. Every character is going through shit, conflicting ideas. Oh... Mikasa. There's those headaches again. We're diving deeper in the Mikasa. I wish I was diving deeper in the word. But we're diving deeper into who she is. We're hearing about that she's royalty, and as people calling her Lady Mikasa and sucking her toes, that's what I'd like to see. And now we're diving deeper into her headaches. I just love when his name is said. It just makes me hard as fuck. I'm not gonna lie. Oh, what the fuck was that? Oh! I love Gabby, but she deserved it. Like, I love you, Gabby. I'm on your side. But you deserve this. That's the best thing I've ever seen in this show. Holy shit. The spirit of Sasha lives on through this horse. That's what you get. That ain't no normal horse. That's Sasha's horse. Y'all motherfuckers in the comments are about to tell me that that is Sasha's horse. Y'all know everything. Y'all probably know the breed of the horse. Y'all the fucking horse is laughing! No way! Oh, that's definitely Sasha's horse. Yo, Gabby doesn't give up, man. She has that fighting spirit. She wants to know all the answers. She doesn't care if she dies in the process. That's why I love her, but she still deserves to be bitten by the horse. I don't care. I don't trust this little bitch. I don't know, man. Look at it, man. I don't know. Yo, look at that horse. They look like they just had a deep conversation with each other, or they're about to go fucking to barn. I don't like this girl. Is that what they teach you or Marley? I told you I don't trust her. Yo, y'all talk too loud. I knew it. Oh, do it. Gabby, you already killed a bunch of people, and I didn't agree with most of it, but you could kill her, bro. I don't like her. Get her off. You bury her in the soil. My God. Gabby was about to kill her with a fucking rake. He is jealous. She's put a life on the line for Gabby and Falco. Great. I don't like her voice either. It's just something about her. I just want to fuck y'all better tag the FBI in this comment section. I'm out. Like, this story is going to get through Gabby's head. Oh, my God. Man, that's not even Gabby talking. Like, why are they paying for the sins of their ancestors? Like, no one gives a fuck about a millennia. Like, what does that have to do with now? Like, I'm over here cleaning horseshit. What does that have to do with my people slaughter and your people a thousand years ago? I don't even know those motherfuckers. You could relate this to the real world, to be honest. That is like the deep message behind the show. It's like she's reading from a book. Yeah! Yo, here we go. Fuck a century ago! Yo! That's still the like of her, but she's speaking facts. Holy shit. Not to mention the music. Oh, my God. This is coming around in full circle. Like, when Falco learned from Eren in the basement, like, what really happened, like, why Eren is doing this, is because his family was attacked. His city was attacked. It's coming full circle. Now Gabby's going through what Falco went through in the basement and she's hearing it, like, she's been taught this her entire life that these are the devils for centuries and millennia, but now she's learning that these people are no different than my people. Fuck centuries ago, I wasn't alive, my parents weren't alive, my grandparents were barely alive. Oh, no! Oh, fuck! Oh, I know who she's talking. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Nope. Nope! Nope! When they start rolling the outro during scenes. I'm wet. What the fuck is this show? Damn right, I'm not missing the ending scene. What the hell do you think this is? Oh, my God, they put every piece in the puzzle together? Meanwhile, they have Eren locked up in Paradise Island. Reiner is going through so much in his head right now. I feel so bad for him. The Mortal Alliance will launch an offensive. Holy shit! We're gonna have the fucking war! Oh, they're gonna send some soldiers there right now. Don't do that. No, no, no. I can't imagine what that would have done. Is that bitch, Hitch? Oh, she had her. Hello. Bro, why does Armin still sound like his three-year-old voice actor? Oh, my God. Bro, Armin, you got to raise that voice up a bit, boy. That's right, Hitch. And Annie, we're part of the same unit. 71 guides. I don't know, man. Armin looks a little like Annie. I don't know if they could get together in the end. Even the press is against them detaining Eren? Oh, this ain't good. This ain't good. Y'all doing the wrong thing. Eren's gonna bust the fuck out like my cock. I'm scared of God. Armin! Oh, I know Mikasa's voice from anywhere. Damn. She should be the fucking colossal titan. Oh, God, this music. You know it's in a porn scene when this music plays. Look at Eren, man. He scares me now. Yo, this girl is crazy. Crazy. Nick, don't say that. No, she's fucking crazy. She's a lunatic. I don't care if that cancels me. I've been canceled three times. Eren has a lot of followers behind him. This is just like grim. I don't care if that cancels me. I don't care if that cancels me. I don't care if that cancels me. This is just like Grisha with his restoration. You're gonna have the Erenists now. Yo, she looks just like Armin, but she has a deeper voice than Armin. They just swap voices. They look alike, but Armin should have her voice and she should have Armin's voice. You know what I mean? Maybe I'm crazy like her, but I don't know. I think she squirts a little every time she hears Eren's name. There you go, kids. There's a lesson from Daddy Pixies. This ain't no time to play cards. Are you gonna play Candyland too? Hanji? What is Kenobi? Kenobi, yo. What's his name? Oh, I don't even know anymore. Al Capone and Hanji are playing Goldfish while the founding titans locked up in a basement. You have this crazy, which is the bad crazy, and then you have sexy crazy, which is the good crazy, which is the crazy I want in my life. You see, I trust Capone. I don't trust Yelena. They're getting to the bottom of Yelena. They know she's crazy. His voice just doesn't spit as bad. This is the colossal titan talking right now. Eren's getting out by the end of this episode. There's a reason why y'all are locked away from the world. Eren knows exactly what's gonna happen. Look at him. He knows shit. I think it's the other way around. Eren seems like the big brother, even though he's the little brother. I don't know why, man, but it seems like Eren is manipulating Zeke for some reason. I don't know why, but I'm just guessing that. My God. My ass! You don't keep a chair like that in an office like this. You're first to die. Eren's the reason why y'all are gonna live or die. The power of your faith is in Eren's hands. I'm not joking. I'm being for real. Look at this. Oh, that chair is in there for a reason. I love when they break the rules. What? Oh my God. Holy shit. Oh my God, man. What? This motherfucker flew out of the building. It's a rebellion. The shitty is up. Oh my God. This show is getting better and better. I can't handle this. This is coming off right now. I might take this off, too. He has his... Whoa! I just came. What? He doesn't give a fuck about Zachary. He doesn't care about anyone. Oh, shit! It's like he's not even siding with Mikasa and Armin. What the hell? Oh, shit! I've never seen someone put on a jacket like that in my life. I'm gonna try that tomorrow. The Yagerists! I was close. I said the Erenists. That sounds better, the Yagerists. Ooh, I love that. Grisha had the restorationists. Eren was following in those footsteps, but he gave it more of a ego meaning. The Yagerists. Like y'all are mine. What did you say? Eren's on top. Oh, who? The military. I'm sorry, bro. I have to see an Eren's 10 pack? I can't act right. Y'all better not punish on him. Y'all look! You need to be taken out of power because you don't know what you're doing. You're losing battle after battle. Listen, man, let's... Oh, my God. I want to go up in this room fully loaded right now. I forgot about Levi, yo. Holy shit. They're going to Levi now. And Levi's not part of the Yagerists. Oh, by the way, I saw in the comments I got something wrong last week about me thinking that Historia was pregnant with Zeke's child, but they said it was someone from the farm or something. I read that. I mistook that. Mistook? Mistake? I don't know, whatever. Okay, I stand behind. Later, Pixies. That's what I want to see at the beginning. See? He knows. He should have been in charge since the beginning. All I'm negotiating. Eren is a no-mindset to negotiate. Gullah done for. It's what you get for locking him up. The rumbling is upon you. This is a leader. He has to sacrifice his emotions. His humanity. It's exactly what Erwin did. Man, if Pixies dies, I might die too. He's already old as fuck. Just let him live throughout the show. I love her voice actress. I'm going to cry. Oh, she doesn't die either. Her and Pixies' battle lives to the end. And I just met her. Ooh, this music. I'll always praise the music, guys. Nix, I'm saying the music. No, lick my asshole. How about that? Are y'all like Yeagerus? Let me know down below in the comments. I love these five. This is my team. The Hanjiists. How am I head bobbing to a fucking trumpet playing? Don't even ask. You're a lucky day, kids. Yeah, fixin' eight. I love these people. They're so oblivious. This show has to stop. This fucking show has to stop. They have to stop. They have to stop. It's full circle, bro. This is Eren, what Eren did with Marley. And now Pic is doing it with LD. Golly, I don't understand what they mix into the drinks of these Japanese writers. Because right when I'm thinking about a thousand things, another 10,000 things occur that make me think and keep me up at night. I don't know what they do. And it's not only Attack on Titan. It's Demon Slayer, Jujutsu Kaisen. It's even Spy Family. For real, my real question is I actually want to know this. Let me know down below. What are you? Are you a Yagerist? Are you a Hanjiist? Are you a... What else is there? Are you on Gabbies? Are you on Sasha's Horses? It's... What are you? Whose side are you on in this battle? Let me know down below. Me? I think I'm on Hanji's side. The Scouts, the Levi, Hanji, Mikasa, John. I think I'm with them. They seem like the ones that are balanced and they know what's going on. They know what they're doing. They're in good faith, good will. 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