 Hello and welcome to the 1878 FM podcast. It's episode 36. It's me, it's Ped, it's Dave. Mr Bush is on child care duties. We will have a message from Mr Bush in a minute, but he's on child care duties. He is becoming like, I like to think of him now as like the Barry Grant of Brookside. You know when Brookside did do that with me? The Barry Grant of Brookside. Surely Barry Grant of Brookside. You mean the Barry Grant of this podcast, don't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm just saying. That's an incredibly up-to-date reference. I'm just thinking, but who do you bring back? I don't really watch soap, so I don't know who changed up every now and again. Who changed up every now and again in the soap. Shane Ritchie. Does he? Is he still the thing? Massively, I still the thing. On EastEnders? Yeah, he's been back in EastEnders. Is he back in Alfie Moon? Do you know who else is in EastEnders and you're probably not even aware of this Barry? Brian Conley. Oh yeah, Brian Conley. You look a bit like Brian Conley. Yeah, if Brian Conley. No, you do generally. Just like the Scouts and Hanson. Honestly, you look, you've got a touch of Brian Conley. No, it's like me saying you've got a touch of Bill Conley. No, you've got a touch of Bill Conley. I think Dave will back me up on this. Dave will not. Just a touch, just a touch. He's taller than you are. He really will be, because most people are, but that's just the way it is. You do as a hybrid of Brian Conley and Little Maw. I don't know where to go with that. I mean, I'm not going to come back with Childers Insulty. No, it's a Childish, I think. There is Childish. Brian Conley is one of the few people that I really dislike in this world. Well, I mean, you don't have to like him. Yeah, he's a tit. You don't have to like him. He's a tit. Really? I don't like Brian Conley. Well, that's fine Dave. I'm not telling. What's going on with Brian Conley? What do we need to talk about? So I fucking, he winds me up. He's always come across. He's a shmami. Like, I don't know. I just suck my bar. Do you know the other one? Do you know the other one? Do you know the other one? Do you know the other one? Do you know the other one? Do you know the other one? The one that grants me gears massively is Stephen Mulhane. Massively. He only has to come on the telly. I want to turn it off. See, my mum's like that with him. Yeah, he's like... He does catchphrase? He does catchphrase. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there is something like very TV about him where you go, how on earth does he have all these gigs? Never mind one. But I'm sure he's an ultimate perfectionist. I'm sure he's a lovely fella. Yeah, I think he's all right. I can see how he grinds your gears because I say my mum's the same as soon as he comes on. She just can't stick it. Yeah, I've got a lot of people I speak to. I didn't want to say too much about him because I feel like catchphrase is somewhere where Dave would pop up. Possibly. And I don't want to. I'm sure he's a lovely fella. I don't want to stop with those chances. Probably a lovely fella. Listen, listen, I don't think... I'm not going to pop up on catchphrase anytime. You might do Davey just don't know me. The Vitty Revolution is coming back. Yeah, listen, I'm bringing it back. Surely. You're ending up on strictly the jungle or one. I'm getting you on one of these. Surely Dave, you must have been while you were on radio on surely you had there must have been some kind of walk-on part in EastEnders where you were all back in the pub or something. There must have been something like that. We did have a tour of Albert Square but we weren't in an episode or anything but we've had a look around and that's really weird by the way because it's all the geography's all not how you think it was. They've got a new one now, haven't they? What for EastEnders? Yeah, completely new setting. It's like I've seen a thing about it on The One Show and it's massive and it has all like drones and all kinds. It's a film and it's all accurate now. So, not that I watch it but... If you did it would be accurate. There you go. Well it is accurate. He's saying he doesn't watch it. He's saying he doesn't watch it. I don't want... Is it on in your house? I'll be honest. Is it on in your house? Hang on, let me finish. I despise EastEnders. I despise the idea that people in this day and age sit down to watch more misery. I don't understand that at all. It is on occasionally. I've seen a storyline very recently where they were all in the pub and the next minute was Christmas and they've made it somebody. Surely it was about Christmas. No, no, no. This was in January. So it fast-forwarded to Christmas 2023. And all these women are standing around the body and you don't know who's dead. They're going back to the current time. So they're going to start building this for a year. For a year. This is pathetic. This is pathetic. It was over. It was over. Let's forward that. That was over when that left. It was. It was never the same. I always thought Albin. Park or whatever it was called. When Little Willy went. Albin market wasn't it? Albin market, that was it. I couldn't even recall. Albin market? It was in Birmingham. No, it was Manchester. It was like a... It was like they'd got all the dregs from Cory and they'd just need a bit of work. It's coming back. It's coming back. It's like Crossroads. Yeah, that was Crossroads with Benny. Crossroads, yeah, with Benny. You can't... You just can't be Holly Oaks. It was that crossroads. That was Emmerdale. It was that Emmerdale. You dropped the bar on Emmerdale now. You dropped the bar on Emmerdale in it. Holly Oaks is the best though. Because it's all... Obviously Holly Oaks is like second Liverpool. What's weird is that? Give you one of my little show biz stories. It's not show biz. So when I was on the cabs, when I was on working for Uber, so obviously people who work on TV, they will get called Uber's obviously. And you drive into the... where they film the dog and duck and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what you used to have... So when you drove in, you went around this little thing and you drive to the bottom and right in front of you. To the left was the dog and duck. And right in front of you was Green Gill. Green Gill there, yeah. Green Gill. Green Gill. Yeah, when they moved it. Green Gill become like nondescript. So it left London and become this nondescript school in the last few years. And it was filmed in Liverpool. And it was just a way to have Green Gill in front of you. And the dog and duck to the left of you. By Chilly much. I once had a way in the urino next to Lewis Emmerick. There you go. There you go. That is a claim. Leo's son. Leo's son. Yeah, yeah. Fair play. He was in Leia cake as well. He was in Leia cake. Playing scouser. Yeah. Can't thank you there. We'll get it sorted. They were just wait. And the other one went, what do you know? I love it when you get to do a shooter. You've got a shooter. You've got a shooter. Ah, it's great to have a stick up. Haven't done that for years. And his name was, the other fella's name was Shanks. Was he Bigfoot? Bigfoot and Shanks. Maybe. Shanks and Bigfoot. Maybe. Maybe. Oh, I mean, I just don't know where to go. You need to do it. I mean, in many ways this is just a sort of mic warm-up, isn't it? Really, really. That's going to press play in a minute. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to go. Types, get the tapes. Let's start with very brief Man City chat. Let's hear from Barry Grant. Yw dyf i'w dyf i'w sreddlon Brian Conly. Leo's son. Mich ar y fbrwch. I let it hear on that very old man. Here he is, Mr Bush. Hey, champs. It's Bush. How you doing? Sorry I'm not there this week. We've got no childcare. So I'm Mr Doubtfire today. You can hear the sounds, the dulcet tones of bluey on in the background. Makes a change if you want me over a bit of blue. As for the blues game, I think much to be expected against City. Sounds like we're pretty good for about half an hour. And then one thing led to another and it's just too much for us. Bit of a worry about Calvert Llewn coming off at half time. So hopefully he's going to be okay. My main concern is West Ham, who play a big role in the final couple of games for a couple of the people we're up against to avoid going down. I just wonder whether West Ham have got anything to play for bar just focusing on Europe. So that's my big concern in the last two games of the season. But you never know. We'll see what happens. Where's the bush there? Where's the... It just remarkably looks like where's Wally. Blue and white first in the way it looks. And now he gets generalised of every single person who had his glasses. But he really did look like where's Wally there. I thought that. Terrible. Where's Andy? Yeah, fair play. Fair play to him. He was at a ballgame convention over the weekend. I really should have got more info on that but there you go. Dave obviously, like Andy was saying, three-nil defeat. We said yesterday on the final word when we were recording it that it isn't really one to go to overboard about we playing the best team in the land. Or the best team in Europe. Yeah, yeah. And maybe for 30, for 30-odd ministry, we kept them a bay with very little and then obviously once they made the breakthrough it was game over but how did you see it? I agree. I'm not down about the weekend to be honest with you. It certainly wasn't awful. We didn't expect to get anything from, as you say, arguably the best team in the land, in Europe, possibly in the world. There were some good bits, I thought they did okay. But as Bush said, once they got the first one, I mean the first one was class. And once they got that, then they just overran us a little bit and it was just too much. Three good goals. But yeah, I'm not too despondent because we didn't have that in our points tally anyway, did we? No. So we chalk it off, we move on again. But Wolves is an absolute must win. It's got to be. Because I don't want, and we said this last week, I don't want to be going into the last game thinking that we need something from Bournemouth at home because I don't want any complacency there or kind of like that's fine because Bournemouth at home, they've got nothing to play for, we'll do them because they're dangerous at Bournemouth. So we've got to go all out and literally put in one of those performances on Saturday that we've done before. Much like the Brighton performance and just really, really, really go for it and just overrun them and just get goals in early doors because it is crucial. We win against Wolves, we're safe I think. Well, I was just going to say. I mean, we've just had, you know, we've got through the weekend. Forrest, I know Forrest got a useful point at Chelsea. Leeds got a point, but I looked at the Leeds games as it's another home game for them gone. I know it was Newcastle, but they had opportunities to win the game and they didn't win it. So they're on 36 and Lester, Lester a shawty tail at the moment's end. Obviously Southampton are relegated anyway. So we're two games to play. If Everton were to win at Wolves on Saturday, Newcastle go to Lester, sorry, Lester go to Newcastle. Newcastle have got to win Liverpool are breathing down in there. They have got to win. And then obviously Leeds go to West Ham and if both of those lose and Everton win, that's it. It's done. I haven't seen it. Like Busch though, I'm worried about the West Ham factor then. I am, but I'm also, I just don't think there's any point in worrying about things that we can't control. I do get that Dave, there is the thing. I'm not sure West Ham, they looked last week like on Sunday, they couldn't be bothered. But they'll be at home and it's after the second European game so there's got to be reaction either way, whether it's feel good or feeling sorry to themselves picking themselves up. I don't know on Saturday, I have to throw everything at Wolves, like everything. And whatever happens, happens, but they've got to throw everything and look at it as two cup finals. I'm not have that thing of like, well have you got a point that women at home? No, but you've just said this gives us an opportunity to either make some little bit of daylight and put the pressure on others on the final day. This is one cup final for me. I don't even want to think about it. This is one cup final. This is the one game on Saturday that effectively, you know, it's live or die in terms of, you know, safety. When that, they stay up, it's as simple as that. And that's it, isn't it? We've got to throw everything at them. And I see people, you know, getting worried about, yeah, but like you said, West Ham have got and then, you know, they've got spares, final day, they'll have nothing. And it's like, well, there's nothing we can do now. Within the final couple of weeks of the season, there's absolutely nothing we can do. And if Evan, let's get it right. If Evan don't get 35 points, they absolutely deserve to be relegated. Let's get it right. They do not deserve to be in the conversation. We were talking yesterday saying, really, the bar should be 40 and that should be the lowest. So we can't get 35 points. We deserve everything. And if we can't get three points at least, I think it would be four points. But if we can't get three points at least two teams that have got nothing to play for, don't care about what their results have been in the last few weeks. I don't care. These two teams have got nothing to play for. I heard Gary O'Neill talking on Saturday after they got beat, Bournemouth got beaten, you drop off two, three per cent and that's it in the Premier League. And Wolves will drop off two, three per cent. Bournemouth will. And if we can't get up man of them in our state, then we deserve everything we get. And I know people will go, oh no, but we down as fans, well it doesn't work like that. As a football club, we'll deserve to go down if we can't get at least 35 points. I've seen like a bit of this on Twitter and people basically talking like Leeds are Man City. Leeds, it would be lowest. And all of a sudden they're getting six points in the last. It's like, how? They haven't won two games in about six months. How are they getting two in a week? And I think West Ham people just right West. West Ham, difficult, it can be difficult to play it at their ground. With the crowd and all that. I just think, I think Newcastle are better less there because they laugh them less they look. Less they look like they've got big problems. They're the fans, the unrest. And then a look of forestle. I think Arsenal are better forest than they really do. I think Arsenal will be forest. And I think West Ham will be Leeds. And that's why for Everton, it's a huge game like you said Dave. Because if ever, if that happens, like I've just said, and Everton don't win at Wolves, then we come to Goddison, still in almost the same position, aren't we? Of, we go again, we gotta win. And then the press is on then. Press is also, you know, because we know it's possible as well. You know, we know that given the performance against Brighton and other performances this season, is that we know that if they go out and they give that performance, they beat Wolves. You know, Brighton are better side than Wolves. Byg, byg, byg. Byg, byg, byg. So there's no reason at all why that can't happen. And so that's why, as I say, I don't even want to think about or look at Bournemouth at the moment. It's just about this next one. And as you rightly say, if things go the way that you describe, Everton win, Everton stay up. Simple as that. Anything that they get from Bournemouth on the last days are bonus. I'm asking Sunday when the results are in and we could be safe. I mean, if that is, as a player, stepping onto Mollingham on Saturday, when you've been the way we've been all season, this is... Well, we'll be after again the other day and he was like, we don't want to be part of that history of taking a club back. Well, that's your incentive there. Because you will forever be linked with the team that relegated that. Exactly. So, therefore, you go out like Pets just said in this league and now listen, Everton and the Guts, we know we've established that, but we're near the bottom for a reason. We've got the opportunity to go and play against a team who will naturally regard us. We've seen it happen with us. How many own games have we... I remember Sunderland coming to Goddison a few years ago. Near the end of the season, we were all right. And they beat us too, nil. The folks, they were going down, they beat us too, nil. Sheffield United coming to Goddison when we had, well, in fact, I don't know, clearly we did have something to play for because we could have gone in your own. Beat us when they were already relegated because we weren't at Bournemouth a few years ago on the last day. Got relegated, but beat us three one at Goddison because our players were just like, yeah, it's sunny, I can't be asked. Cos when you drop 2% in the Premier League, it is a massive thing and Wolves will naturally just be relaxed because it's just a game of footy to them. So our players can't take all of that information and all of that and go on putting on them, Dave, then, like Peds said, you could argue we don't deserve to stay up. Absolutely. Well, I mean, you could argue that they don't deserve to stay up. Well, stop. I mean, you know, regardless of what happens in the last two games, I mean, it's been that poor. Yeah. And it's going to be a sub 40 point total, whatever happens. So yeah, you could argue that they don't deserve to stay up anyway, but at the moment it's just about trying to make sure that, you know, we just, we, you know, fall back in there again. I've seen a couple of, obviously, there's a couple of things that paint up the real picture at the moment, like 10 home defeats this season, which is absolutely abysmal for having football clubs disgusting. 10 home defeats. And the other one is we've lost 26 of the last 57 at Goddison in three seasons. When everything, like you said yesterday, under Moise and people give Dave a Moise stick and again, it wasn't a halsey in days, but Frick and Elly is compared to these. But effective, wasn't it? We'd lose maybe three home games a season, something like that. We beat a lot of the top sides at home, we wouldn't away, but that's by the by. And at that time, we weren't happy with that either, and yet you're looking now. So that's the, it is very much for me. This is like, it feels to me like this is almost like last chance saloon to start to turn the club the other way. You know what I mean? If we stay up, we somehow manage to stay up. We absolutely have to make real, real tangible changes this summer and do things differently. Or else we're just going to circle the drain again next season. And once that happens, you've done it, aren't you? What we'd give for mid-table mediocrity at the moment. You know, I mean, that would be dreamy. But that's the starting point of anything, isn't it? I know, I know, I know. It's just solid, isn't it? Yeah. Solid base to build upon and, you know, get the right people in just to lift them above. But I just, I don't know. I'm so nervous at the moment. Well, what about this then? I'm just sorry just for you, Paddy, is that we have said all season. No, we haven't said all season. We have said for a while, if we get to those last two games and we've got it in our hands almost, then we'll take that. This is the other week. We looked like we were sinking like a bleeding stone and we were full on the old thing of the titanic way in the film, maybe that necklace. We are in that situation now. We're in the final two games. And the reality is if we match Leicester and Leeds' result was safe, that's surely all we could have asked for a few weeks ago when it looked desperate for us. Yeah, that's why, when people talk about, when people are agonising over the fixes, I was like, we're two points ahead of Leicester. We're a point ahead of Leeds, you know. We win on Saturday. We play before everybody else. We could go above walls. I know these are all ifs and buts, but these have got to be the incentive, haven't they? The incentive to the players has got to be get out there and get that three points like you did at Brighton. Get that three points, get above forest and say to all them, right, you've got to go and win your game now. And if you don't win your game, then you're in trouble. You know, you are in trouble if you don't win your game and it'll catch us if you can, isn't it? Yeah, and that's that, isn't it? What will be, will be, won't it? I mean, I'll be honest, I'm not massively massively worried in terms of, in terms of, I'm not saying we won't go down. I'm just not, I'm just not getting myself into that place because what will be will be, as I said, we don't get 35 points if they say what you get. And I think that, that's been my sort of mindset recently is the way the club has fallen to bits and the way the club is. It's like, you've done this to yourselves. And I, you know, as a fan, I can't, I'm trying desperately not to get sucked into it. But we did expand a lot of, of emotion last season. We bullied ourselves sick for months to meet all of us. Yeah, and it's here, and it's like, what's the, what's the actual point? Because you expand all that and then you expand all that, all that, and then you... They don't change anything. They don't change anything and nothing changes. And things, like you said, things have got to change this year. And the, the cruel thing is it might take relegation to do that, sadly. Not that I want relegation, but that's the way these people think and, yeah. Yeah, but, like, as I said, we've all said this. You've got an opportunity to get it done. Wouldn't it be amazing, Dave, if they just won both the game stock and finished on the high? Do you know what I mean? Because if they won at Wolves, coming home against Bournemouth, say, say, we'll do a sunny day plan. Say, Everton did win and the results did go the way that they may well do. Yeah? And we got to Sunday 9th and that's it. Everton the safe and the final place is between the others. Wouldn't it, you know, coming home to Bournemouth, final day with not an honour for either team. You know, I still expect, I'd expect Everton to win the game at home with the crowd and all of that. And that would be a positive way ahead of the inevitable changes that simply have to take place this summer. That would be a good place to finish the season. Wouldn't it be back to back wins and just go right. Now we change things for the better. It would, but straight away. No, no, no, no. It would. I mean, there's no question. Yeah. There's what we need to happen as in we absolutely need to beat Wolves on Saturday. What I suspect will happen is that we'll draw at Wolves and then we'll have to beat Bournemouth on the last day. Right. I dearly hope that's not the case, but that's what unfortunately I suspect will happen because it'd be very evident to take it right down. Right down to the wire. One thing you've missed out here, though, Dave, is a vital piece of information which you're not yet aware of. And I'm going to give you it now. Everton have got a secret weapon at Mollingewans Saturday. It's the double ginger threat. Ed and Ned will be in the crowd. Ed and Ned. Ed and Ned. Operation Ned. Operation Gingerhead. Ed and Ned. For four seconds yesterday when Ed was like, I'm going, I've got it. I was really contemplating going, come on then, let's do it. Let's go. Let's go to an away game. Me and you. Let's go and get the results. Last time we went to an away game together, we won. We're going to do it. But I looked at Ned's little face and he's normally on the end of five nil drubbans when he goes as much as ever in a way. But I just think the double, the double assault from Ped Ned will be too much for Wolves. Operation Glare, it's called. Operation Glare. Wolves are in gold and I think the gold bansion off YouTube. Yeah. Special Agent Orange. We're going to take our tops off and just, just that. It's just going to. Honestly, everyone's going to be looking at Ned's nipples and be like, Oh, no. Exactly. No. Obviously not whenever they're shooting towards us, but. If Everton win the game, I want Ned's top off. Swale and above it. Swale and above it. Full. I'll add your these. Yeah. Just, you know, giving it all this with this, you know, nipples win million. Like a couple of little satsumers. Just the round. Just wiggle them. Lit. No, he has to be fair. He has got quite a bit. Like a saucy bell-esque show. Yeah. Yeah. That's tremendous. There you go. No one was expecting that. No. So listen, not much weekend are you about it. No. Let's just get like you said there. You've just go there. The incentive there. Go and try and get it done this weekend. Or at least get the win. And then we, we, whatever else happens in the other games, we've done that bit. Haven't we done that bit at the park. And we've won our game. And like Pett said, throw the gauntlet back to them then. And go, well, that's we've won ours. Can you win yours? The president cranks up on the other side. They just need to absolutely batter walls. Yeah. Just do that. Yeah. Just batter, I mean that. I mean, absolutely. But you know, but when I say that, I mean more, more from a mentality point of view than anything else. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, you know, I'm not saying, oh yeah, just go out there and just have your goals like that. Don't mean batter in that way. I mean just, it's about effort. And it's about this. And it's about going out and just really, really playing to your absolute maximum. Which we don't see enough of. No. But when they do, they'll win. I genuinely believe that. I think if they play, you know, if they go out and they play, like we know that they can, they'll win. The one big thing that we need is obviously, Andy Bush mentioned it then on the video, is Dominic Alvedlun. He was with Droner half time. The man that didn't seem massively concerned afterwards, he kind of said, we took him off as a precaution. For Dom, I think you might have said this yesterday, Pete, is that for this game, he simply has to play doesn't he? He has to play every guy, even if it's, he has to play because this could be the game that he scores the winner in and then, and then it was safe and then you can go, you know, boom with your own, you know, be sure. You can't save him for the last game. No, you can't Dave, can you, because otherwise you are putting, you're almost putting everything on that then, aren't you? Yeah, I mean, even if you've got a bloody, inject him, you know, he's got to play, he's got to play Saturday. Got to, got to, because we are totally a different side with him in than what we are when he's not there. And we saw that on Sunday, didn't meet the second half. You know when Neil Mawpai come on at half time, we literally had nothing up front. And that isn't all on Mawpai either, by the way, we just don't play in any way that suits him, do we? The French Brian Conley. Yes, very much, very much the football version of Brian Conley. But maybe a pop-back up a Brighton or something, maybe in the future, you just never know. We'll see. We'll see. Let's move on, that's enough football, isn't it? That's enough football. Thanks so. But you know, we've done that, we've done quite well. Andy Bush has got two questions for us this week. His first question, Ned is going to play now. Let's hear it. In terms of questions this week, two questions for you. Question number one, if you had to get off with a cartoon animal, who would it be? For me it'd be Milady, the cat from Dr Tanyn, she's very sexy. OK. All right. I mean it's somewhere, it's a tremendous question. It's a tremendous question. Last week, I think, we discussed cartoon characters, I think. Andy's narrowed it down now to cartoon animals. This is a tricky one. It is a tricky one, isn't it? You know, there's a few out there. So it's either you or who wants to take your face, you or Ped? Well, I mean, I don't mind waiting in first. OK. I'm struggling, and this is something that I haven't said publicly before, but I'm struggling on the animal thing. It is niche, isn't it? It is very niche. And I'm really struggling to think of a cartoon female animal character that I find attractive in that way. OK. And I can't really get past, and she's not an animal. OK. This is nothing, I've never said this before. But it's Betty Rubble for me. Now I know that she's a person, she's a human character. Yeah. But Betty Rubble always did it for me. Always, OK. You know, always. And so I would have to go for her if Bush will give me some leeway. I don't think you'll give you leeway. I don't think you'll give you leeway. What I've done there because Missy is incredible is on my list. Yeah. But she's another one who isn't an animal dave show. I think I'd like you to have Jessica Rabbit simply by the name. But I mean, we don't want Jessica Rabbit. Or could you, now would it count if I chose the rabbit character from the Cabry's adverts? She was very seductive. Wasn't she? You remember her? Very quiet, calmness about her. Yeah, wasn't it the Creme ag advert? Oh, Creme ag was it? Put it in my hutch. There you go. There you go. Starsky. You be Starsky. OK. You've got a fine lancer. Then Cabry's a rabbit agler woman. Peddler's got one for you. Send it to Dave and see if this meets his approval. I don't know if it does. It may well do. Is this the sort of content that you can be sharing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the rabbit out of space jam. The female guy. What was her name? I can't even. Ned likes Peppa Pig. Peppa Pig's mum. Mrs Pig. Or Mrs Peppa. Whatever. What's her name? Mummy Pig. Mummy Pig. Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig. Ned. Ned's gone for Mummy. Lola Bunny. And get the picture on the screen please. Lola Bunny. Lola Bunny. Is that the one that you just sent to me? I'll just send you that. Lola Bunny. I can see that now. So would you like to, would you like to, obviously Betty Rubble is in your cartoon character for like, you know, first dates or whatever. You'd go on a first date with Betty Rubble and see how it went. But obviously because Andy Bush has narrowed it down, our options down to it has to be a female animal. There is a lot of, there is a lot of content on Twitter, sorry, on the internet in general about this. Oh, okay. I don't really want to share it. Do you want me to give you the top ten? No, but I want speed. I know milkers. I'll then go and get yours then and I'll give you the different list. My is Giselfren Zutopia. It's a good shout. It's a good shout. Because she's got, she's obviously, she's a bit of a performer. She's got that little bit of sass about it. Can I put that on that Lola Bunny? This is Lola Bunny. We've offered, we've offered Dave a Lola Bunny playoff because obviously Betty Rubble, she, I mean, it was on screen for about three seconds. Dave has found, I think Dave found that an acceptable swap. No, like, Peninis or you know, match attacks, Dave has gone for Lola Bunny. Mine is, Ned, you need to find this quickly. Giselfren Zutopia. Giselfren Zutopia. Giselfren Zutopia. Giselfren Zutopia. I think she's got a little bit more MSM, she's got one. She's decent sync. She's lorocu Time Im 220mg, she's quite sassy. She's quite tall though isn't she? She is tall and obviously that does make me feel a little bit uncomfortable. Listen. It happens, do you know what I mean? It happens and we'll see we'll see where it goes. You can stick your kids nails on Barry. I could, I could, there's Giselfren undefined. Mae yn ymduch yma i gyfloryd, so mae'n gweithio i fynd Ier Cabry. Felly mae'n gweithio, mae'n gweithio i pan oedd y bwneud. Felly mae'n gweithio i fynd i'n mwy f numberedr. Hold on, rydyn chi tro, ac yna'n rhai eich roll, ond byddwn yn ymdau'r cabry ei hunain. Eyo, mae'r cabry ei hunain. Wnaethau'n bwneud y cabry? Rydyn ni'n gweithio i- Rydyn ni'n ar- Yma, mae'n gweithio o'r definitions, ac oeddi'r ffordd. Ychwanais popeth i fi. 15 is Cabry's Caramel Bunny. Dy yw'r gawg, gadw'r rhaid. That's 15. Number 14 is Moussy Galaw, from Pinkie and the Brain. Number 13 is Beast, from Beauty and the Beast. No-one said female. No, no, to be fair, it could be Beast, yeah. And Beast is better as Beast than he is, when he's saying that. Number 12 is Gadget from Chippendale Rescue Rangers. You can see that, can't you? Number 11 is Angie, from Sharktail, who I think was played by Angelina Jolie. That's why I know they've made a fish by Angelina Jolie. Number 10 is Tasmanian, the she-devil. Tasmanian she-devil. It's just Tas with lipstick. Number 9 is Sandy, from SpongeBob SquarePants. Number 8 is George FM, Oliver and Company. It's just a poodle. Number 7, Cleo, from Pinocchio. It's just a goldfish with eyeliner and lipstick. Number 6 is Larry Delobster, from SpongeBob SquarePants. Number 5 is Hot Tiger, from Zootopia. Yeah, a big pinch. Number 4 is Minervet Mink, from Animaniacs. Number 3 is Roxanne, from a goofy movie. Roxanne! Again, you can see that. Number 2 is Sexy Giraffe, from the original, I've heard. Okay. Number 1 is, of course, Lola Bunny, from Space Town. Oh, she's number 1. There you go. Number 1 is Nala, no-one said Nala from The Lion King, but she's a lion. It's just a lion. I'm just saying. I mean, they are generally animals. It was what Andy's done a good on that, I was thinking of. Oh, no, he's put to go on with one. I was thinking of, was made Marion, from the Robin Hood Disney film. I saw that mention as well. See, I'll tell you who else was on my list. It's such a Minnie Mouse. It's just Mickey Mouse with a bow. No. No, I think that's a bit unfair. I think Minnie Mouse had her own quality. She did, she's a bit softer than Mickey. Dave, why is yours just a bunny? Well, yeah, let's see. It's not a car too. Hang on, Dave, let's just see it first. Ned, play. Was that Ned doing that though? Fair play. No, no, we've got the real. We just had the real one. Put it back on for a second, Ned. Yeah, see. It's the eyes though, isn't it? It's the eyes. Voice, sultry voice. Disney vocation, isn't it? Look at the eyes again, put that one on. I mean, that's Ned. It's the eyes, isn't it? It's the eyes. Always the eyes. So fair play. So fair play. Let us know in the comments what your favourite animal who you would get off with. That's Mr Bush's question. Fair play to him. Andy's got a second question, so let's go to question number two. And then second question, what are your thoughts on crocs? Cos as we speak, got a little pair of crocs on. Used to be a very anti-croc, and now I don't know. I've been converted into a big part of my life. Thoughts on crocs getting off with a cartoon animal? Discuss. I mean. Did he really finish with thoughts on crocs getting off with a cartoon animal? Cos that was a crocs. Crocs, come in and take the animal. Take the animal, kill him. I'll be honest, I'll start. Crocs is a big no for me. It's a major red flag. To me, crocs. See them around. Ned's looking like, why? I see you with crocs. I think you would quite aptly bounce in here with a pair of crocs on. It's unacceptable. Unacceptable for work. Unless you're a doctor or a nurse. Yeah, now they're big in the medical world aren't they? I think because they are sort of, you know, like... Comfy quid. Yeah, they're comfy but they're also practical. Light weight. Cos you can hose them down if they get covered in stuff that is... You know, this is a factor in life. There's also some fluids go on in the medical world. So where do you stand with crocs Dave? Would you don a pair of crocs and go to see Julian and get your hair cut? Well, the thing is that they've always had a bit of a bad rap, haven't they, crocs? And I don't really understand why because by the same token, if the weather was nice, I would stick my flip flops on to go and get my hair cut. Yeah, but they let it be cooler. Yeah, and I would agree with you. But when you actually analyse it, you think, well, what's the difference between crocs and flip flops? Plus, the other thing is that crocs presumably, and I've never tried it, you can probably drive in crocs, which you can't in flip flops for safety reasons. So maybe that's another good thing. I don't know. I've never had any crocs, but I didn't see any reason why there'd be anything wrong with having them put the bins out, right? Almost like a house slipper. Yeah, like a washable house slipper. Yeah, because of all your fluids. Yeah, have you seen the crocs with headlights? These are perfect for putting the bins out. Honestly, this is a game changer. Right, on your phone now, crocs with headlights. Have a look. See, right? How far away are your bins from your... What the hell dates? They're starting to come to you. He does live in one of them. I know, it's literally like, it's not far. See, I was thinking you'd like crocs because you could wear them on your paddle board. Yeah, that was my thing. Well, that's a good idea, actually, and I haven't tried that. I tend to go barefoot on the paddle board. I take my flip flops to get to the water and then I put my flip flops on the board instead. I was just thinking about the state of the water in this country at the moment. When you're talking fluids, you're talking all the fluids. Yeah, I've just seen them. They are absolutely nonsense. They are nonsense. They are terrifying. I didn't the kid invent them in the Goonies. You can get them for 25 sheets on Amazon. I think it's genius. I'm going to get some. I couldn't think of anything worse. Crocs I've made, they are making a big thing at the moment, crocs. I've seen even a pair of crocs with a heel on them. I mean, they're JD ones. 70. 70. I think we will have seen quite a few people when we were in the States walking around the mall in them. Americans have no shame when it comes to stuff like this. Ned would 100%. Ned's going to put the crocs with the light on now. Crocs with headlights on your screen. I think someone's got all the crocs and give them up. Yeah, with the heel and stuff. I just think they're horrendous. You can get cracks, crocs. Yes. Ned, are there cracks written on to get a free nasty with it? If I lived around water and stuff, I'd probably have a pair just to walk in the sea with them and stuff. They don't look too bad. No, they look horrendous. Let me qualify that if you were going in the sea, the beach, whatever. Because they're not standard crocs what I've got. I've got crocs, unisex, classic mega. I can see you in the thing. I've never heard of them. Ever, ever, ever. I think about being on holiday with a pair of Greg's crocs. Greg's crocs. There's something quite special about that. Okay, listen. Going into it only feels in us. It's about in Benidom, where in them. I can see it. Looking trying to find a pasty. People are like, hi Ella, sangriae. Pasty! Have you got any strawberries yet? No crocs are not for me. I wouldn't entertain. I'll be honest, they're not my gig. But fair enough Andy Bush, full wares Wally with the crocs. I reckon Wally would wear crocs. He's everywhere, don't forget. He has to get everywhere on them pages. It's all over the gap. Crocs might be the suitable footwear for that. I suppose because he's got young daughters. Exactly. I think going into wares Wally, not Andy then. But yeah. 100% same person. You're thinking that in case it's villages with custard and jam. Exactly. Yogurt's kids love throwing yogurt. They thrive. It's a match in months though, him and his kids. Maybe. Maybe his Mrs and his kids altogether. Family of crocs on the east coast. With six fingers. With the ball games. I do love ball games to be fair but I need to speak to him. Would you ever go to a ball game convention? Probably not. But I do like ball games. I wonder what happens then. It's a specialist interest so that isn't it. You walk around if people play in ball games. Imagine the monopoly. Is there a sign on the table? Mr monopoly over there. It's there like that. Just signing. A big symbol. Sign on the table. No one's queuing up for a big symbol. A lot of people like thumbs up. Get the symbols to sign it. Very strange. It's tremendous. Just all the wedges of cheese. Just all the wedges of cheese. The same colours. Very true. It's not for me. I think I probably avoid it but I do like ball games. I'll be honest. Andy Bush again. Setting it. Two great questions. You can see why he's going places. See why he works on the radio. You can see why he's heading for the radio. Sorry for channel five. You can see that. Speed hurtling. He'll be on one of those shows. The secrets of Ali. That's got to be the big one for him. Where he goes around. Where he prepares all the stock. Where he comes in. That middle aisle. What's behind the middle aisle? Not literally. Just be like the frozen food. You know what I mean. Why do they put a wetsuit with a fire pit? A crock. A wetsuit with a fire pit. And a crock. And some crocks. There's crocks in Aldi. There's a lot of crocks. Very generic crocks in Aldi. And trainees. I'd love to know who goes to Aldi and buys a pair of trainees though. I always think that those purchases are always... They're surprise purchases aren't they? I mean I go to Aldi for my basics but if I go in there... I'd be very surprised if I put a pair of trainees in me because of that middle aisle. You'd never go in there thinking that you were going to come out with some hiking boots. No, ever. But you know you might end up going in there for milk and bread and ham and cheese and a pair of hiking boots. There's a wetsuit in there last summer. Or some solar powered garden lights. There is a lot of that. They don't like the solar powered but a wetsuit. But if you want a wetsuit that's surely a place to get a wetsuit. I've had gone in. You might get banned. Yeah. You can't try it on over your geek, can you really? No. Our Aldi's got a coeducational toilet in the corner. I suppose you could go into there and try it on. In fact I think it's a disabled one as well. It's actually quite roomy. That's what you want when you're trying on a wetsuit. That's why I try and choose those. There's a lot of jumping around in a wetsuit. Isn't it getting it into a position? Have you ever wore a wetsuit? I have. A bit of talch. I don't know where. People still do talch. I don't think I've ever used talch. It's been made over it. It's been made over it. Honestly a scene or something. John Wong's got to change the Watchdog thing. The one shop. Talk aros. Let's move off. My new favourite TV programme is on that kind of thing. There's a show on BBC One last night. Actually on Monday night. Where they let people get rung up by scammers. And then listen to the scammers that's going on. And then catch them in the action. Then bring the page and go. You're getting scammed. But it's the reaction of the people that's brilliant. I've given a watch. Tremendous stuff. Do you know what's in the list again? No. One game is enough for me over the weekend. I am not. How on earth could you watch anyone? I just put it on and sheen one. That was it. We were all Liverpool fans last night. We were. We were just not Lester fans. That's all it was. Probably a better way of looking at it. I've never been so pleased when a potentially offside goal was given for them. People are making a big thing of that. But it wasn't the first time. It wasn't Liverpool to win. I have felt a little bit uneasy the last couple of weeks wanting Newcastle to win games in Liverpool. But listen, that's what I've done. They've reduced me down to that. I'll probably turn up wearing crocs next week in a wetsuit. Onto the questions here. The Brian Connelly mask. Brian Connelly just made up. Joining the Stephen Mulhane magic circle. What have Brian Connelly turned up in EastEnders wearing a wetsuit and crocs? Which Stephen Mulhane. That would be something. That would probably bring me in. Probably what Stephen Mulhane turned up. Go on in for a penny. In for a card or whatever he does. We got some questions from our premier members. David says, I'm going to allow this just very quickly. But this section is not for football. So why are you allowing it then? This is the problem though. You let them in and they take the piss area. I just want this. I just want that out there. Jack 8 says, What is the most irrational superstition you have? I have no superstitions. I don't have any superstitions either. Is there an irrational fear you have then? Like what's the most irrational fear? Superstitions a bit mad. What's the most irrational fear? I don't think I know. The only sort of fear I have is I'm edgy on planes but that's a barry. It's not irrational. I did see a video yesterday of a spider eating a bird and that did put the shit up. It was a big bird as well. Don't give a tiff. If it was a tiny bird spider you wouldn't have said the name. Stuff like that I don't like. Have you got any irrational fears, Dave? Not so much fears but more behaviour whereby what I do and the only time I'm really OCD about stuff is that when I'm going somewhere and I need my passport when you go on holiday and I do that thing whereby I put my passport in my bag and then I'll open my bag again and then check it's still there. Even to the point whereby I know it's in my bag and I've walked out the front door and I've locked the front door and I've put it in the boot and then I'll open my bag again to check that the passport is still there. I know it's still there but I think it's because there's so much riding on it being there. This is a very sore point. Is it? My mum lost her passport yesterday in New York. Oh God. My mum lives in New York. So what time is it? It's five to one here. It's five to eight in the morning. In an hour's time she's got to be at the passport office in New York. She's done it all. She's filled in all the forms and paid it. So it depends how long it's got a process but it's her last day. She needs to get one of her temporary passports. She needs to get one of her temporary passports. She needs to get one of her temporary passports. She's basically lost her a couple of days because of all the stress and she was very upset. It can happen. It does happen. What happens when she goes on holiday without me dad? That's it. Without Big Bob. Mark Cotton says if you could sit down and have a drink and chat with anyone past or present, who would you choose? Oh, God, that's a big question. Who would you choose, Baz? Not Stephen Mullane or Brian Conley. Would it not be Jesus? No. I don't know why you've got this thing of like I'm obsessed with Jesus. I need to see it. I just want to ask you. But it won't be an interest in chat won't it? Did you do it lad? Did you do it lad? Was it smoking mirrors? Um Wasn't that? Is Mary your bed? Wasn't it? No, I'm saying that because obviously last week we did a show and we did a classic last week where we were asking if you had a week a weekend you go on holiday for a week anywhere in time where would you go and all of our hands would have to be like it. Do you all go back to Bethlehem? No, well I thought Baz was going to go back to the crucifixion just to get like the fluids on him wearing his crocs and his wetsuit and just get the fluid on him. But what did you pick? John Lennon. Oh yeah, he wanted to watch John Lennon get murdered. I wanted to see how the day I'd explain this. Is it dark? Is it dark? Is it dark? Is it dark? Is it dark? Mine's dark. The two other guests on the show one wanted to go to Chernobyl which is basically ruined the world forever and Pead wanted to be I was good. I wanted to go. I was using the entire week. I was using the entire week to take a cruise on the Titanic to see hundreds of people drown and mine is dark. I just wanted to see a week in New York and just see how the whole day unfolded from a fella in Liverpool in a scout ship at one of the greatest musicians of all time. I wanted to see how that unfolded that I was played against Chernobyl and Titanic. Can we just go back to what the original question was in its exact form? It could be right. So you can take a week on holiday anywhere in time. We had to beach for an event. It didn't necessarily but you wouldn't just go I'm going to Stone Age you could go and see the dinosaurs if you wanted to. Something that was going on wasn't a week in history. We were taking out things like back to Rotterdam forever winning leagues and all that wasn't part of it. So it was anywhere in time in history Dave. What would you do? The Cruiser of Fiction and Cruiser of Fiction? Good. They said I can go and live on an island. Really? Okay. I'm only joking. Sorry. I'm not sure that my initial thoughts would have taken me to an assassination. So you wouldn't have gone and watched John F. Kennedy being an assassinator. I mean genuinely that's where I want to travel back to maybe the hour before a major political assassination. I don't know. I think the one that springs to mind maybe just because we were talking about it recently is I'd quite like to be around for the Noah's Ark thing because I would genuinely like to see it. Was it all that? Did he use no nails? That would fascinate me to maybe spend three or four days. We could probably be too much but I think maybe three or four days leading up to launch. I think the launch I think the free arts launch would be good. The launch party would be alright wouldn't it? See that's why I like the Titanic because you get experience all the pomp and ceremony of being on it for a few days and then you get to see the drama but the thing about like I was saying there's a bit of mystery about the Titanic. It doesn't matter but it's done isn't it? They're already dead. You can't save them. You can't bring them back. So I'd just like to see what really happened. He's not even the best room in the land. I know that's why you did the John Lennon thing. I get that but there's something very cold about the John Lennon being there. Being right there and seeing it unfold is a bit... I don't know. Also is there not a strange kind of sense of responsibility whereby you can't save them? You know what's going to happen yet you're almost sort of watching it thinking I know how this pans out but you know what it went on to because if you touch anything that could cancel your life. We went on to like Good Night Sweet Art did you ever watch that? With Nicholas Lindley? Yes. There you go. So the original question was if you could sit down and have a drink with anyone. I'm going to say Jesus. Let's say Jesus. What's happening? I've only got water. Don't worry it's not an issue. Bit of bread. Three fish. Five loaves off we go. Or five fish and two loaves. I think Jesus is a good shout actually. I think he's alright. I think Jesus should be alright. Hitler? Hitler is he all that? Did he really support Liverpool? Well he loves dogs and I really like dogs and I think if you really like dogs can you be that bad? Disclaimer. I like that you see the good in people. That's good. I just want to know his motivations. His motivations? No genuinely. What are your motivations lad? What's all this about? Isn't he a bit shouty though? We were having a chat about our stations. No you could. You meet them half way and go. Would you have the amphetamines with them? Would you have a bit of them? No. You know my policy on drugs. Dave? Not even for Hitler. I never thought I'd hear that line today. Dave have you got one to throw? Anybody. Do you want to peruse on that and I'll come back in about 90 seconds. Let your other. It's not going to get in 90 seconds. Two and a half minutes. Yeah go on then come back. I'll be here. I hope so. It's not a football bomb but listen. It's not a football bomb but listen. It's not a football bomb but listen. I haven't got a magic wand. For issues you can not fix quickly. Or even at all. My question is hypothetically speaking if Frank Lampard did have a wand which phrase would he use to fix the set issues? A. Abracadabra. B. Shizam. C. Bippity Boppity Boo. D. By the power of grayskull. I have the power or five something else. You see I don't know whether... Would that be it? Wingsy. Three ringsies. Can you make anything happen? There you go. Maybe that's where we went. I quite like saying Bippity Boppity Boo. Bippity Boppity Boo. But when he started he's got a happy face by the time he entered he's got a serious face. Oh yeah. Bippity Boppity Boo. That won't be good. That won't be good. Dave have you got any preference what Frank would use his magic wand? Abracadabra. Abracadabra. It's a classic. It's one for the ages. It's not Shizam for me. No. This is quite simply for Dave because we don't qualify. Have you used your celebrity status to get in somewhere or get something or to get a wife? Well. Or two. Yeah maybe I suppose. That's twice. Yeah twice. Have you used it to get in somewhere Dave or have you ever gone like do you know who I am? I haven't I've never done that do you know who I am? Yeah good. I did want to pretend to be somebody I can't tell you that story. Not on it. It's an off air story. I did pretend to be someone else to get into a certain type of establishment but I can't tell you the rest of the story. Okay that's fine. Very clean and good parking. Absolutely. Great smell of bleach there. So who are you meeting anyway? Who are you going to meet? I don't think he's really had a thought about this. No I don't think he is. Let's say Noah again. Or Moses. I think Moses would have been interested. What would you ask Moses? I'd just like to spend some time with him. Shall we write on the tablets? You know in the same way that Louis Theroux he just goes and observes something. He just goes there and he sees what they eat and he sees what they do and he just hangs out and then natural questions come to him and that would be my approach with any of these famous biblical characters. He is part in the sea. Alla. Exactly. Could he part other seas? That's right. While parting said sea. There you go. I come back with all of this. Is sea the only thing he can part? Does it have to have salt in it to part it? To be parted? Who knows? Glen Watson also says the four of you play Teenage Mutant Ninja Tales virtual reality game. Who is who? Which titler is assigned to which member? I'm definitely Raphael. Okay. Who is the blue? Lee and Adam. I'm Lee and Adam. Donatello then. Michael Angelo would be Bush. Bush. That was the other one. Rob Williams says would you go to your school reunion or is the thought you're wasted? I wouldn't go anywhere in your school reunion. I wouldn't want to do that. Stay well away. I'm not wasted like me but I wouldn't go. Anthony says would you rather eat only crisps or only chocolate for the rest of your life? Only chocolate. Yeah. Only chocolate. See I think... I'm a sweet kind of guy. We know that. See I like chocolate but I think that if there was out of the two of them crisps is a more crisps covers more of the food world I think than chocolate. Does that make any sense? It's more like food generally. I think if you had to live on one thing then maybe it would be crisps. That's fair enough. I'm just going to read it but this needs more than just now. Little T says what would be your superhero names and powers and that's super best friends, super gang would you be called as a collective also a request that if we do stay up then do the pod dressed as said superheroes. I mean that bit I'll be honest that's never happening. You give us a collective because you're superheroes. Okay so my superhero name would be Spunk McGuffin and the collective would be the Jizz Riders. I've got nothing better. I'll be him in the Jizz Riders. Would you like to be in the Jizz Riders? I'd like to be part of the Jizz riding. You'd have to wear your crocs in your wetsuit. I guess you'd probably rather be part of them than part of you. That's just a personal preference. Spunk McGuffin leads the and gets him out of all sorts of sticky situations. Exactly. With his crocs on that delightful note. His assistant is called Hoesdan. Hoesdan. Fair enough. Fair play. On that beautiful note. That is another 1878 Fem again. It is very varied. Eclectic I think is the word. The awards are coming. To Spunk McGuffin or to the Jizz Riders. Who knows let's get all the awards on all the Jizz. We will be back next week hopefully with a bit of bush as well as part of the Jizz Riders. We'll see you later.