 Madden, but every single player is in the wrong position. We've got studs like Robert Hunt wide receiver coming in at 323 pounds. You've got Derek Stingley half back with 98 speed and 98 acceleration. Who could forget Josh Allen, the wide receiver? And this is the athletic Josh Allen too. Six foot five, 97 speed. And of course my personal favorite, 99 overall strong safety, Derek Henry who has a 98 hit power. You guys get the idea. This is the backyard ballers theme team. If you don't play Madden Ultimate team, at the end of the year they drop this promo where they take tons of players and give them a virtually random position. My quarterback is gold 99 Ricky Williams who actually is the only player in the game to get this ability escape artist specifically for backyard ballers. Rather than it being an X factor, it's a two AP ability which gives him improved scrambling speed when leaving the pocket. It's not broken, it's not that fast but it still should be really fun to use. I'm pairing that up with the ability truss. If I can activate truss, then all of a sudden I can't fumble and I can scramble pretty fast. That'd be really cool. Our fullback is tight end Levante David. Our backup half back is Derwin James. Our backup quarterback is Isaiah Simmons. Grand Elpit, Josh Allen and Robert Hunt are our wide receivers. My tight ends are Edger and James who's a gold 99, Matthew Judon and Levante David. My offensive line is composed of Frank Clark, Kim Jordan, Quentin Bohana, Sam Hubbard and Matthew Ioannidis. It is so awesome. By the way, this Edger and James, although he might not be the tallest tight end in the game has a 99 speed and insanely good abilities. He also blocks surprisingly well. So he's like a mini super fast fullback. Defensively, we've got trade lap dance at free safety covering the skies, raining it down with money. Kyle pits it outside linebacker Devante Adams as our user, Cousins as our other user. Mike Evans has left outside linebacker, strong safety Derek Henry, cornerback Josh Allen, cornerback Jared Goff, cornerback DK Metcalf. My right end is Hunter Henry. My D tackles Jason Witton. You heard that right. Jedrick Wills, my other D tackle and Donald Parham is my left end. No, no, no, no, no, no. My kicker is Malik Willis. What a missed opportunity to put it as Kareem Hutt and Penae Sewell is my punter. Yes, all of that you heard correctly. Derek Henry is gonna be our kick returner. Utter insanity and don't forget, if you're still playing Madden and you have the sugar rush item, it still works. They were supposed to make it stop working after Easter but they forgot because they're EA. So I can actually put plus two speed and acceleration on every single one of my ridiculously already out of position psycho cards. That bumped to DK, Jared Goff and Josh Allen all the 99 overalls. Insanely, insanely good squad. It is hilarious actually how good this team is. Like all of these players are almost better than the actual best players in the league at their position. You know what I mean? Like gold 99 wide receiver Josh Allen is better than any Stefan Diggs or Tyree Kill or Deandre Hopkins card that you can get. I don't know how I feel about that but I do love the squad. We're at 97 overall. I'll give you a super quick rundown of the abilities and we'll go hop into a game. I won't waste your time. Edger and James with tight end apprentice Tank and Vanguard Derek Stingley with backfield master ankle breaker and freight train. Josh Allen with double me route tech. Ionitis with edge protector Robert Hunt with honorary linemen. Ricky Williams, hot route master, bruiser escape artist and truzz. Grand Elpis short in elite. Cam Jordan has identifier so we can see the user and another edge protector from Frank Clark. Defensively we've got Mike Evans with edge threat elite and speedster. He should be insanely good at getting to the QB. 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We'll go into a playoffs game, a wild card playoff with this team. His top three, Cam, Newton, Ryan, Shazir, Patrick, Willis, Ricky Williams, Josh Allen and Josh Allen. Nice. A nice duel with the big kickoff. Let's see a big boy. Kirk Cousins, Mike Evans, Kyle Pitts coming down to stop this. All right, Devonte Adams at the user. He checks down low. Okay, we need a big hit. Derek Henry. I'm confused why Avalanche isn't on though. Thought Derek Henry had Avalanche. He's gonna throw outside. Good ball. Okay. First and 10. See what we got here. Wow, he really likes that throw. No way. Get this man down. Throws to his halfback who breaks one early. Nice throw. Nice catch. I vacated that area. I thought he was going somewhere else. Nice drive. All right, backyard ballers. We're gonna have to step it up on offense. All right, first and 10, Ricky Williams. I wanna see how fast you are, man. I really do. That is significantly faster for a quarterback. But yeah, it's not as good as it has been in years past. Ooh, Derek Stingley wide open. Okay, it's gonna spin Derek Stingley. I got rocked for it, but that was nice. We're gonna block Edger and James. I got Robert Hunt coming across the field here. Ooh, geez. Not the best blocks on that one. All right, we gotta beat the man coverage. This is how a real man beats man coverage. Oh, 323 pound Moss. What if Randy Moss was 323 pounds? Let's find out. I gotta go for this. It's not really there. Oh, I'm lucky I didn't throw an interception. He's killing me with man coverage right now. I don't know how I'm gonna beat it, but I'm gonna try. I'm actually gonna try a Josh Allen post route here. I think that's gonna get me this. Oh, there it is, Josh. Oh, that's interference. Oh, he got fucking stuck on his defender. He torched him. Dude, what a bomber. First and 10. That's mine. Oh, what? I thought Josh Allen was gonna get to that. He really likes that throw. Good hit. Keep hitting him. Second and one, he hits Friar Muth. Kirk Cousins is gonna knock him out at the nine. He's eight for eight, dude. He's, this guy is good. Hey, great stop, boys. Second and goal, I like that. I'm on wills. I'm not supposed to be. Oh, let's go. Mechaf, no way. Wow, what a massive, massive turnover that would have been. And we don't get it. I mean, textbook, textbook interception. Fourth and goal, he's gonna go for it. I respect the decision. Gotta make a big play here. Ooh, nice play. Dialed up a nice one. He gets the touchdown. Damn, I really would have loved that INT with DK. 14-0, I'm gonna feed Josh Allen wide receiver who catches it second and three. We don't got too much time, so let's not waste any. Ooh, Derek Stingley gets in front of the user. And I think I'm able to get out of bounds. I am. I gotta hit this post route because it's there. Ooh, that's there too. Look at Edger and James. Let's just call it a timeout. Damn, what a pass. So that's good to know. He has to manually get Edger and James. Let's see what he does here. Nope, he's not ready for that. Yup, yup. Edger and James, the tight end. All right, I'll call one more timeout. Come make this 14-7 and then get ball a half. Yeah, very doable. I'm gonna make him think it's the whip, even though it's not. Yup. Let's just go up there and spike this football so we can think about this next play. Don't even burn the timeout. It's second and 10. I've got three plays to go 10 yards. I don't think that should be too hard for us. I think we should be able to do that. This is big though. I mean, this is playoffs and we're not even on the board yet, so. Oh, got him. Let's go Derrick Stingley. What a beautiful route. Okay, don't count us out yet. Tough start, but don't count us out yet. Got Malik Willis out here to drill it down the middle. Like was Malik Willis a kicker or did they literally just randomly, randomly throw these out there? Maybe it was a high school kicker. You know, I'm not saying he wasn't. He is gonna take this out. Big hits boys, nice work. Got him at the 17. So he really likes this little like boundary throw. I wonder if I could pick him off. Like catch him sleeping on it. Throw his hat back. That's pretty open. I don't like how much we just gave up for that. Laser, he's gonna get a 58 yard fugal. He can hit this. Oh my God, he's Malik Willis kicker. Can Malik Willis kicker hit this? I feel like maybe he can drill it. He can drill it. Dude, I'm so sad about that interception. I'm scared this guy's too good to come back down 10 on, but we'll see. I gotta go for it. I could score right here. Honestly, I was having the most success with five wide just because Shazir had to man up my guy. Let's see if he smells the whip route. I mean, he kind of sees it, but that is not easy to guard. Edger and James, I'm gonna stick to this. And then hopefully he'll kind of bite on it and I can hit Josh Allen. Okay, he's just gonna leave it. That was actually his own coverage, I think. I guess we're gonna find out here second and two. No, that's man. Ricky Williams can still take off. I don't have trust yet though, so I can fumble. I'm pretty close to activating it, I think though. Or wait, can I not activate it? Oh, I didn't activate the X-Factor on Ricky Williams. Shit. Oh, that's actually a big mistake. Just gonna be patient here. Yeah, that's fine. No way. Dude, it is not my game. I'm making some stupid mistakes today. I thought I was so far out of that pocket. Damn, boys. Hey, I apologize gentlemen. I'm struggling today. Second and 26. Ooh, hell of a route from Josh Allen wide receiver. Took a lick for it though, it's 39. He'll probably look for me to throw that same thing. He's kind of on that. Ooh, he was on that, good defense. He tracked that thing. Fourth and nine, I gotta go for it. See if I can convert this one. I'm gonna go for the post route, Josh Allen. I believe in it. Shit, didn't have any time. Wow, this has been a really difficult game. He might just run the ball, try to run the game out. Yeah, there's the second straight run. Oh, monster hits! Jared Goff has it! God! Jared Goff touched down! Just when I thought this game was over, an avalanche downhill hit stick from Derek Henry. It's a guaranteed fumble. Oh my God. Game ain't over. Game ain't over. Oh my God. It's 14 to 17. Derek Henry to Jared Goff for the clutchest play of today. He is not happy about that. First and 10, let's see what he's got. Ooh, we got the QB! That might be one of the first times I ever actually sacked him. He's blocking it and he's down again! Third and 27, he's gonna quick snap this again. Oh my, this could be a safety. Oh, he gets, oh my God! That was so close! Almost picked him. Fourth and 27 from the three. And I think he's gonna go for it. Oh my God. It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him. Fourth and 27, we gotta get to the QB. It's the most important thing here. That's fine, catch it, tackle. Yup, yup, yup! Let's go! Holy shit, just like that! Who goes for that? Who goes for that? Very, very bold strategy. Oh no, I got fucking stuck. I had daylight! Oh, that might have been a touchdown. I legitimately think that might have been a touchdown. Have to get the touchdown here. I cannot settle. Go, go, go, go, Derek Stingley, get in! Oh my God, he had Josh Allen cornerback. He's got some bad good ballers out there for sure. He might have had Josh Allen wide receiver too. Let's go! Oh my God, this game is 21 to 17. We are in the playoffs. Oh my God, Derek Stingley with that backfield master is really incredible. He's been playing so good. All right, he likes to actually return him. So let's make sure we just get out there. He's gotta keep clamping up. He's gonna go left side, I can't get there. Oh, great defense. Second and 10, the boys got home. All right, he saw zone last time. We're gonna give him man coverage this time. And I'm gonna blitz too. Okay, nice play, very nice play by him. I'm surprised he was able to convert that. He's using the whole clock. Hey, I think he threw half back. I probably would have tackled him on the spot. But you never know with flash, flash is really good. Okay, we know this is a pass. Second and 10, I gotta cover the half back if he uses it. Oh, he is using the half back. He heaves one! Oh my God, how did he drop it? I feel like he should have had that. Let's see if we can get on him real fast. I'm on the half back. Okay, we're there. Oh, come on. Go ahead! Oh! Derek Henry has forced two fumbles. Dude, that first half felt like everything was going against me. The second half, everything is going for me. I'm actually out of the pocket that time. Geez, my O-line collapsed right there. I am not in field goal range because Malik Willis is my kicker. What did he hit? He hit like a 58. I think he hit a 58. Right now I'm sitting at a 61. So I gotta get slightly better field position here. Go! Ricky! Huge. That is a massive pickup right there. That escape artist is no joke. All right, I'm gonna milk a little bit of clock here. Oh my God, he's fast. Calls a timeout. No way, you're quitting. That was weird. I'm still gonna run this. I'm gonna run it at Robert Hunt because Robert Hunt gets honorary linemen so Robert Hunt should actually throw an insane block here. Okay, well we get two amazing blocks. Cut from Stigley! Get your ass in the end zone! Let's go! Wild card playoff, we were down 14 to zero. It's 28 to 17. Look at Robert Hunt throwing perfect blocks. Dude, never fucking give up, boys! Let's go! Backyard baller, Steve team mounting, the biggest playoff cut! He's had enough. Was that 28 unanswered points that we just scored? 28 straight? Yo, granted. Derek Henry, MVP. One fumble, I had Avalanche on so I earned it but that's second fumble. That second fumble was just Derek Henry with that 99 hit power. Holy shit! My opponent said DDA BU. DDA is Dynamic Difficulty Adjustment but I don't know what BU means and it sounds like he's salty that he just took an L so I'll hit him with a gig gutter. He said, are you serious right now? I said yes, I think it would help you win more. Oh, this is just gonna send him off the edge. All right, gentlemen, backyard ballers win a playoff game and mounted a serious comeback on the back of Derek Henry. Derek Henry was balling out. That was the tale of two halves though, boys. I struggled in that first half. All right, gentlemen. Hey, I love you guys. Thank you for watching us always. I'll see you in the next banger. Peace!