 Hello? Hello? This is Harry Truman. Mr. President, I love you as everybody in America does, and I'm just so honored that you would take the time to call me. Well, I told you because I think you better not ever be able to, never will be. No, anybody got your record, never equal it. When you go to looking at Truman Doctrine and NATO and Marshall Plan and everything else, it makes all of us look like pigmen. I know it, and that's one good thing about me. I've got sense, and I know it, but I... Well, you were all right in my book, and I just wanted to congratulate you. It was just a fact that you do. I know you feel happier, because you've always been more for your party and the other folks than you have been for yourself. I just want you to know as long as I'm in that office, you ain't it? And there's not a privilege of it, or a power of it, or a purpose of it, that you can't share. And your bedroom's up there waiting for you, and your plane's standing by your side, and your doctors and anything else you want or need. Why, I got Uncle Sample. It's the first time my name is Sample. I'd like to come with you and just talk over old times. You just tell them that and you bring Margaret and your fan kids down, and we'll have a plane pick both of you up, and we'll just come there, and I won't get you biased and talk to you, and I think we got a good chance, but we're in trouble on foreign things. You're all right now, and you won't have any serious trouble at all. Is there anything I can do to help you? Well, you've done it too. I came to you when I wanted to know how to run a vice president. I came to you when I wanted to know how to run a vice president, and I think we gave them a good mull and just what you wanted them to give them, didn't it? Just exactly what they also had. It's the finest thing that's happened in the history of the country.