 I open the YouTube browser window and go to the chat. You're there, I'm there. The chat's there. Perfect. Ah, it begins, says Samarian. Perfect. Woo! We're live, everybody. Hello. Welcome to the Site 42 and Billeth co-stream. Yes. Hello. How are we doing? We had several technical errors. So this is a format screw stream in that the format is screwed. So we're just doing it live, everybody. Actually, I mean, I'm fine. Everything on my end is configured properly. It's just my camera is too powerful and it blocks up Sherman's internet and everything just goes down. Yeah, we're actually doing this through tin cans now. I hope you're reaching our vibrations, everyone. Are you reading? Yes. I'm also going to go over to TikTok really quick. I'm going to go live and tell everyone live on YouTube, go watch. Perfect. Boom. Get over here, people. The show has started. Great. I'm ready to do this. Are you ready to do this? I am. I'm not ready to do this, actually. This is going to be fun. This is going to be a long endeavor. Exactly. I apologize for being 15 minutes late, everybody, but I hope you realize we're going to be here for goddamn ever. So in the grand scheme of things, it's not going to be that long. No, not at all. And it's going to go by so fast. It's going to be, it's going to be great. It's going to be great. So let me hit you all guys with the opening monologue. Basically put, every year, or now God, every six months, there's a six, there's a thousand contest on the wiki. The wiki gives away the thousand spot to the winner of a contest. All of the entries are themed around the contest theme. And every year, every year, six months, maybe three months by the time we get too many people on this site, every time this comes around, I do not really pay attention to them at all. And the reason is because with a platform, I feel bad if I were to focus on one article and try to like accidentally boost it because I like can't pay attention to all of them. But because we have brought the live stream back, and because of the severe pain of our good buddy, old pal, Dr. Sumerian, this year we're doing something different. Instead of ignoring them all, we're going to read them all. No one can get mad at bias if we do them all. Yeah, and now actually that means we won't have a lot of time to actually, you know, break down each article, but we'll be able to give our, our fair and honest opinion, I think. Bill and I are both SCP authors. We know a little bit about the site, but this will not be in-depth critique and discussion because we've got over 80 of these to get through. Instead, we are going to read the article, do some dramatic acting. This is all cold reading because we haven't seen any of them. So all of our theatrics are going to be improv. I've read like two or three of them so far. Some of them I've seen and I'm like, I'm curious as to how we're going to tackle this, but, you know, we'll give our overall thoughts, upvote or downvote, and then move on to the next one. Right. Guaier. I hope that's how you say your name, Guaier. I'm going to say that until I'm corrected. Your question is a good question. Are we going to read them in chronological order? And the answer to that is yes. That is how they are posted on the Wiki. It is how we are going to make sure that we cover them all by just gunning down the list. And if we... Chronological... Chronological posting order. I didn't sit down and map these out. I don't think that would be a good idea. And, you know, put them in actual chronological order. That would be rough. That would be right. And so, yes, in posting order, the way they are listed on the page, the likelihood because there's over 80 of these is we're probably going to have to do this a second time next week, which will be good to do a second stream and get Dr. Sumerian more help. Before we start reading the stories themselves, let's explain why we're doing a charity for Sim. Right, yeah. Sumerian, my good friend, he was in his house and a tree tried to kill him. And it failed, but it did take out a good portion of his home. And we're trying to get him out of there. It's actually, you know, structurally, it's not in the best shape. And, you know, we've been really happy with the response so far. There's been a lot of donations, and Sumerian's GoFundMe is looking good, but we want people to keep going over there so we can make sure we hit the goal and maybe surpass it for him so he gets a little bit extra out of it. Because no one deserves to have a tree fall on them, let alone with a tent of erasure. So, you know, he's doing fine. He didn't get hurt at all. I got some bumps and scrapes, but, you know, he's as boisterous as ever. So the goal of the GoFundMe is in the general, it's 15,000 right now. We don't know that that's going to be the exact number that's necessary. It's likely going to be more XYZ as things change around. But our hope is that this fucking sucks and maybe we can, as a community, make it so it doesn't suck so bad and maybe he even comes out as a net positive that this happened, which would be pretty chill. Yeah, that would be great. If you're on TikTok, I'm right here with you, but I will not be monitoring the TikTok. What y'all want to do is you want to go to the site 42 YouTube channel and watch the show because then you can see my guest, Billith, and you can see all the fancy graphics. If you're just looking at me in a green screen, it's not nearly as visually appealing. You're just looking at me in a green screen because I don't have it set up, it's just a green screen. So without any further ado, why don't we get to the main event? Absolutely. The dictionary defines luck. Let me shrink that a little bit so it fits into the screen. Boom. Maybe we got to shrink it a little more. Boom. I got to shrink that so much. Get in there. The dictionary defines luck as a force that brings good fortune or adversity. We have had the good fortune of over a decade of wonderful articles, content, and camaraderie on this site. Whether you are here by chance or fate, just know that we are lucky to have you here at the SCP Foundation. Since life is already full of chances and risks, why not try your luck for the SCP 7000 Contest? Writing and posting is open. You have three days, eight hours, and 40 minutes to post your article if you wish to join in. This is why we're still probably going to do this next week too so we can get everybody who is left behind. Yes. But, story number one on the list. Are these in the order of posting? There's the collapsible. It's in the order of posting. Yeah, I got the bottom. Wait a minute. Click these. Okay, in order of posting. Hallelujah. Thank you. I think we still need to go to the bottom. You got to go to the bottom? I think. Because I don't recognize... I don't recognize a lot of this. Yes, I know. Roura's article was recently posted, so they're in reverse chronological order. Correct. All right, so starting at the bottom. Can work with that, yeah. Started from the bottom now. Here we are. We got CaliVolds with Your Honor League of Legends. All right, so what it is. Let's see. Your Honor League of Legends. Yep. Perfect. Remember. Oh, that's why the page... The name stuck out. The name stuck out to me as potentially funny, so that's great. It's actually Shurf and CaliVold. All right, let me move this so it's an appropriate size for us. I'm going to be rearranging this browser for format for every article I can tell already. Yep, that's fine, you know. It's better than reading off your phone, I guess. All right. Starting at a plus 54 by Shurf and CaliVold. You want to take us from the top, Billeth? Absolutely. Item number 7000. Level four, secret. Containment class, a polyon. Disruption class, amida. Risk class, danger. Special containment procedures. SCP-7000 is impossible to contain, having been accepted into consensus reality. One sentence, containment procedures, that's pretty good. Description. SCP-7000 is a probabilistic bureaucratohazard, affecting the laws, regulations, or codes of conduct of various institutions and groups. These can include governments, corporations, religious orders, and organized crime syndicates, among other organizations, as well as relationships or friend groups, as long as some form of stated or implied moral code exists within their framework. Affected codes, though, coincidental interactions between, through coincidental interactions, between several individual rules, criminalized or disavowed individuals, who participate in the multiplayer online battle arena video game League of Legends. Punishments or retribution for playing League of Legends often tend towards severe repercussions, although torture or death, including torture or death when possible. Despite such legal interactions normally being nigh impossible to properly realize, given the precise technical nature of the law, all individuals perceiving a case where SCP-7000 may apply are fully aware of the illegality of the act, regardless of their prior legal appearance. And the image is Ryan DeAntonio, the first known League of Legends player to fall victim of SCP-7000. Very nice picture, Ryan. Addendum 700.1. The first documented instance of SCP-7000's application occurred on January 4th, 24th, 2010, in a text conversation between Ryan DeAntonio and Jesse Parks. Figured you'd appreciate this. POV, you are calamity dev fab soul. I'm going to kill you. Great. This is amazing, LOL. Are you serious? What? Again? We've literally talked about this multiple times, but you still feel the need to somehow squeeze it into every conversation we have. WTF are we talking about? Stop playing dumb with me. You keep thinking it's okay, that it's not that bad. But we both know how people like that turn out. I legit thought you were going to change. Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about? It's no use trying to keep you clean. The game has ruined you, Ryan. You're disgusting. What the fuck? Is this some sort of joke? Jesse, you have been blocked by this number. It is believed that prior League of Legends, Parks' prior League of Legends addiction, combined with the use of the slang term LOL, footnote, an abbreviation for League of Legends. Oh, Jesus. Okay, yeah. It's an abbreviation for League of Legends, right? What's the root cause of the above incident? Addendum 7000.2. The first documented instance of SCP-7000's legal application was on November 18, 2010, during the trial of Stanley Peterson in Cleveland, Ohio. Below is a log of the relevant events. Location is an unspecified county courtroom, murmuring from the galleries heard as the court judge enters the room behind the bench. The judge takes a seat and pounds the gavel. Do you want to do a voice in this? Yeah, let's hit it. All right. Do you want to be the judge? Certainly. Okay, I'll be both lawyers for some reason. Sure. Court is now in session for the trial of Stanley Peterson. The gallery falls silent. Is the prosecution ready? Yes, Your Honor. Is the defense ready? Yes, Your Honor. The relevant log is removed. Very well. The prosecution may call its first witness. Thank you, Your Honor. The prosecution calls Mr. Russell Beckett to the stand. A man rises from the galley. He slowly makes his way over to the witness stand before turning to face the court. Please state your name for the court. My name is Russell Beckett. I work as an associate planner at the City Hall. Mr. Beckett, as you are aware, the alleged incident involving the defendant, Mr. Peterson, occurred on July 8th at approximately 642. Will you please state what you were doing during this time? Russell physically hesitates before responding. Well, you see, exactly, how relevant is the question, is this question to the case? It's you. It's your cue. Mr. Beckett, I understand that your privacy is important to you. However, I would like you to understand that this question is critical to advancing this trial. You do not have to answer if you do not wish to, but please keep this in mind. Russell sighs and collects himself before speaking again. Very well. Russell pauses for a brief moment and clears his throat. Your Honor, League of Legends. Merma's from the galley. Gallery begins to pick up again before quickly escalating into frantic shouting and panic, coupled with various members of the gallery beginning to show hostility towards the witness. Within the commotion, the sound of the gavel clash can be heard. Death! The doors of the courtroom suddenly swing open and multiple court bailiffs are seen running into the room, backed up by heavily armored guards. The bailiffs and guards grab hold of Russell, who begins to resist but is eventually overpowered. Russell is dragged out of the courtroom by bailiffs and guards, and he attempts to resist while shooting, shouting various obscenities and curses. Now, who do you think you are? I have the right to a trial and a counsel. Russell turns to the prosecutor. The prosecutor quickly turns his head away, ignoring him. This can't be happening to me. I have the right to League of Legends. Russell's screaming is heard until he is completely removed from the courtroom by the bailiffs, at which point his screams become inaudible. Russell's conviction was due to an intersection of several local, state, and federal laws, along with social conventions in the area. These included but were not limited to recent laws in Cleveland restricting gaming hours and behavior, Ohio's laws regulating hate speech, and the Cleveland populace's abject distaste towards online competitive gaming. Addendum 7000.3. On June 29th, 2018, Riot Games, footnote, the developer and publisher of League of Legends, introduced new workplace guidelines, which accidentally forbade the playing and mentioning of League of Legends by any of its employees. This resulted in mass confusion followed by the rapid downsizing of Riot Games before the guidelines were retracted in order to maintain profits. Notably, this incident marks the first instance where the simple mention of League of Legends is affected by SCP-7000. Addendum SCP-7000.4. On April 2nd, 2011, a news report released by the Charlotte News revealed that the Charlotte, North Carolina police force frequently used League of Legends as a method of combat training. The news sparked a statewide backlash, prompting Chief Samuel Richard to respond via Twitter. Rich Sammy at Chief Samuel Richard. Whatever the public thinks doesn't matter. My men need this training in order to combat the hoodlums on our streets. Whether you like it or not, this is important to the city. Several days of riots ensued at Charlotte PD headquarters, eventually leading to Chief Richard and several other officers resigning from the force. Despite the fact that Charlotte and North Carolina legal codes demanded that individuals playing League of Legends be punished by execution, none of the officers were prosecuted. Addendum 7000.5. On March 9th, 2013, Ryan D'Antonio, C. Addendum 7000.1, following the loss of his residence and belongings, was apprehended and taken into custody by agents of an unknown affiliation due to his prior involvement with League of Legends. Footage taken from a streetlight surveillance camera in Moscow, Idaho at approximately 11.30 p.m. D'Antonio can be seen on the corner of the intersection, sitting within a large box, holding a cardboard sign. A few people pass him over several minutes before a car parks beside him and four federal agents walk out. One of the men grabs hold of D'Antonio and throws him out of the box he was sitting in. Several muffled screams can be heard as D'Antonio attempts to fight back before he is subdued by the other men. The four agents restrain and handcuff D'Antonio before lifting him from off the ground, catching him to the vehicle. Scouting cries can be heard for several seconds afterwards before they drive away. D'Antonio's fate is unknown. Addendum 7000.6 Following a summit by the United Nations, a general assembly adopted the Convention of League of Legends 2022, following exploration of a law established by prior treaties, including the International Convention of the Elimination of All Formations from 1965. Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination Against Women, 1979. Convention on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities, 2006. United Nations Convention on Contracts for the International Carriage of Goods wholly or partly by C, 2008. The convention fully recognized the illegality and morality of the act of playing League of Legends, defining all players as members of a terrorist movement, and authorizing all nations to eliminate them by any means necessary. That was good. Addendum 7000.7 On May 5th, 2023, with the activation of Project Damarung, the SCP Foundation was able to develop a definitive account of post-mortal life. Agent Bell manifests in the post-mortal plane. Agent Bell's physical body and primary sole complex remain on the mortal plane, allowing him to perceive and explore the afterlife without interacting with or being perceived by its occupants. In an empty field, he's standing next to a long line of people in grey robes heading towards a pair of arches. Agent Bell approaches the arches. Between them stands a single person, a dark-skinned bald man wearing a suit. Several keys are attached to his body and close at various locations. The arch on the right accesses a path which leads towards a futuristic city several miles away. Behind the arch on the left lies an immense pit, the bottom of which is unseen. Individuals approach the man one at a time. He holds a key towards each person, and after a few moments lets them pass to the arch on the right. Very rarely an individual is not allowed to pass to the right arch, but is instead pulled through the left arch and into the pit as determined that they are all deceased individuals who own League of Legends accounts. The wider theological implications of the relationship between the afterlife and League of Legends is unknown. Members of the Department of Tactical Theology are currently analyzing religious texts in order to determine what doctrine would result in such post-mortal judgment. Wow. Alright, I need to go back to the top for a second. I need to read the description one more time because let me read this out loud for myself because I need to make sure I understand this. Go ahead. I also know something that might help if you don't know that term. It's been used before. Go ahead. I see that. Absolutely. There's a an early footnote in the SCP integer that just says bureaucrat hazards are a subset of semi-o-hazard affecting bureaucratic systems. Semi-o-hazards being the space by which information can travel through symbols and signs. It's just like words or actions or anything. Means of communicating info. It's a type of info-hazard, I would say. How strange. The escalation on this one was pretty funny. I like the subversion with the United Nations that their assembly was so funny. Agreed. The ending was a little odd. I guess the implication being that it is infecting these other systems of government in the afterlife since it's a bureaucrat hazard. I guess that's the gist. I don't know. You know, League of Legends players go to hell. Yeah. It's funny. It's just so there. I can't taste it right now. There's something about it. I think it's the other way around. They're very rarely pulled to the left pit and inside. They all go to heaven. The futuristic city that is on the shining hill and whatever that is. I had that backwards. I think that would be the natural conclusion given the actual anomaly. It's turning systems negatively towards it. It doesn't impact it fully. I don't know. I don't know. That's a strange one. A good start though, I guess. Wait a minute. Reading the suits. Several keys are attached. Individuals approach. It's a key toward each person. The city on the hill close various occasions. Futuristic city, immense pit. Very rarely an individual is not allowed to pass through the right arch and is instead pulled through the left arch and into the pit. Facial recognition analysis of individuals pulled into the pit shows that they're League of Legends players. So League of Legends players do go to hell then, right? So it says the arch on the right and is instead pulled through the left arch and into the pit. Very rarely is not allowed to pass through the right arch. Very rarely an individual is not allowed to pass through the right arch and is instead pulled into the pit. So they're all League of Legends? Everyone plays League of Legends? I don't understand. Is that me? Am I crazy or is that worded such that they're only rarely going to hell? They're pit. It shows that all people at least individuals who own League of Legends are pulled into the pit. So the wording is a little strange then. It's very rarely. Honestly, I think this is more clean cut than my brain is allowing it to be right now just because we're just getting started and I'm not warmed up. I don't know. I think it's a little ambiguous, but I think you're right. I think that's the intended interpretation. So yeah. Alright, so either way, this is entertaining to me. It is wild as a concept to me, just like it's almost trolling. It's almost a little like ribbing. It does its job very well and that's something that's a very big thing for me when I look at articles. Even if it's not my flavor of thing that I like, I like it too if it does its job correctly. And this definitely does. It hits its marks. I think the only reason I didn't understand that is because I was confused about the whole thing from the beginning. But I will upvote this. I liked it and I liked the humor and the trial. We went through the trial. We went even in the afterlife. They're boned. Okay, one other thing is like how is it a probable... I guess it only affects certain League of Legends players? Is that why it's probabilistic? That was my question actually. You hit the nail on the head. Why is it a probabilistic bureaucratohazard? It affects laws, regulations, codes of conduct, various institutions and groups. It turns them against League of Legends players. It doesn't do that by a certain percentage I don't think. I'm just looking. It feels like the word probabilistic is added on there. If I take it out, bureaucratohazard. I don't know how you would warn that any different for a phenomenon associated with luck. Is the probability that it hits because it hits all League of Legends players because it changes the laws? I guess because they didn't all happen at once. You could say that there is a chance of it happening. Maybe that chance goes up over time. Because it's not like I said, if everyone all of a sudden all at once started hating on League of Legends players, then I would say it's 100% chance of it occurring. It's not probabilistic. I guess the lack of talking about the actual probabilistic side of the anomaly is throwing me off. But if I look at it objectively, there is a chance that the phenomenon just doesn't happen because I'm assuming a lot of people are talking about League of Legends when this first case happens. Why is he selected over somebody else? I guess it's the... Maybe, maybe. I don't know. That is one thing that I've been concerned with is the inclusion of luck into an already existing phenomenon. Yeah, that should be something we look at as we think. How is luck intrinsic to this article? How does it work the theme? If this is on the main list, I definitely would upvote it. We're not voting on just the main list. We're voting on what we think should be SCP-7000. See, I think it's the opposite. When I approach these, I actually just upvote them as articles. I kind of hope that everyone does that and then the best one will win that way. I don't really think about it in terms of the competition. Fair enough. I guess I've never gone through every single one before. That makes more sense when you're taking them all as one. Alright gang, real quick before we move on the next one, remember we are doing this for our buddy Dr. Sumerian whose house tried to kill it. Kill it? He's a it now. Sorry. The house is the yet. It tried to kill him, but it missed. Luckily, our refreshing to go fund me now. We were at 2558 and as it refreshes and my internet's nice and slow. Oh no, it's good. We're still at 25 at D8. No donations at SCP. Get on it everybody, links in the description. There was 13 recent donations, so it's still going, going, going, but yeah, there was a little bit of a lull there. It's fine. I donated 200 bucks to be top donor and then Afrey came at it and topped me, the bastards. You generous bastards. Rough. I'm glad that you, I'm happy that you did so, but at the same time you know, it's not about being top donor. All right, here we go into round two. Clicking to see the entries in order of posting. Go down to the bottom. We are now doing SCP 7000, Luck of the Irish by Staffer. A lot of people don't realize that Luck of the Irish is a bad thing. We'll have to see. Now we're going to find out. All right, from the top, once I get the browser the right size nice and pretty. SCP 7000, Luck of the Irish by Staffer. Item number, SCP 7000 Object class, neutralized Special Containment Procedures SCP 7000 is buried in a cockroach old cemetery. Oh God, I'm going to butcher some of this now. Pictured SCP 7000 Smiling Description, SCP 7000 was Donovan Hanlon, an Australian male of Irish heritage with the ability to subconsciously manipulate probability. Whenever SCP 7000 was in a situation with multiple possible outcomes the outcome that SCP 7000 would deem to be the best option occurred. Due to this effect, SCP 7000's health did not degrade during its time in Foundation custody. The plaid vests that SCP 7000 wore at all times had a four leaf clover pinned to it. It was expected to be the source of its powers although it shows no anomalous properties when utilized by anyone other than SCP 7000. During its containment SCP 7000 refused all requests to remove the jacket. Addendum 7000.1 Associated Phenomena After records of the same individual dating back to 1754 were discovered Foundation agents were dispatched to record SCP 7000's daily life to check for any abnormal incidents. Date 5th May 23rd 2002 Location Melbourne, Australia SCP 7000 is walking down the street when it encounters a young woman selecting bananas from the sidewalk corner store. Try one of these, lass. It selects a bunch of ripe bananas without looking and hands them to the woman. Okay, thanks. SCP 7000 then smiles and continues walking. Date 28th May 2002 Location SCP 7000 plays a slot machine winning 1.3 million dollars. Date 13th June 2002 Location Castle, Maine Footnote A small town outside of Melbourne SCP 7000 and its husband Footnote According to courthouse records from both Ireland and Australia SCP 7000's 17th spouse Oliver are walking down the street Say a trip isn't too stressful A day trip an hour away from home is a lot different than going back to old Ireland, Oliver Oh, the accent's the worst Worst accents ever I know that I'm just so sure they'd be excited to meet you I know It's just a worry I've got in the back of my head I would come with you You're not alone in this, Don SCP 7000 hangs its head looking down to notice a quarter on the sidewalk Oh, look at that A lucky penny It's a quarter, Oliver Still, it's a good omen Date 18th of July 2002 Location Melbourne SCP 7000 is approaching a crosswalk Agent Harrison attempting to trail it approaches too closely and is noticed by SCP 7000 Let me get that for you SCP 7000 attempts to press the crosswalk button but it's unable to activate the device It's alright I'll just get the button That yank I might not be hitting this button but that means you won't be either, Sutton I'd really like to cross the street A three car collision occurs in the middle of the intersection Ah, there she is I just had to press it in the centre there Date 17th of February 2003 Location Footnote A local coffee shop Barista speaks first Donovan, nice to see you It's been a while hasn't it Thought it has, Charlotte, thought it has I've just had a lot on my mind I like the usual Well, it must be your lucky day because it's the first time since you were last here that the hot chocolate's on special As the barista is preparing the drink so she can get stuck causing her to add twice the normal amount of whipped cream Oliver told me you're headed out to Ireland tomorrow I'll miss chatting with you, Meg That's right, these people are Australian I gotta think of that Thank you, Charlotte I appreciate every one of our talks 28th of February 2003 Tula Marine Airport SCP-7000 and its husband enter the airport I know you're Crikey, Crikey Get in the right accent I know you're confident in your abilities In your abilities I still think we should have booked our tickets Don't you worry, Oliver I should have turned out alright Now they're both Australian Ireland at the same time Both approach the desk Hello, you want to check in your baggage today? Actually, we're hoping to book a flight with you And where is it you'll be traveling? Cork International Airport You seem to be in luck There are just two tickets left They're just two tickets left for a direct flight from Malta Oakh We'll take them Actually, looking outside Seems the storm's rolling in Due to a sudden Emergency of a storm, Foundation agents confirmed SCP-7000's anomalous abilities And were able to apprehend it before it boarded its flight SCP-7000.2 Interview Logs The following is an excerpt from SCP-7000's weekly therapy sessions Give me a second I need to drink a water Understandable Probably did better with those accidents that I would have done It's fine Say one more time So you did better with those accidents that I would have done I am sorry for the international incident I have caused this day I do not mean to insult every country How about You do The doctors and I'll stick with All Irish, sound good? Good evening, Donovan Footnote Use of SCP-7000's given name Was allowed due to it helping SCP-7000's mental state How's your day been so far? I guess it's been okay Say more, say more Now it's been a while since we talked about the other day You were here The day you arrived here Am I correct in thinking that you were headed back To Ireland to visit your descendants Aye, that was it There's got to be my first time back then I guess it's been 100 years or so I suppose I wasn't too ready for the trip Don, did you cause that storm? Honestly, I couldn't tell you These powers I'm not in control of Things just sort of turned out well It should have cleared up We should have been able to make it to all Ireland Don, did you want to go to your homeland? That'd be a troubling thought, don't it? It's not that I don't want to see him It's just, it's been so long The following interview was conducted Four years after her initial containment Ten minutes before the cessation of SCP-7000's anomalous properties Thanks for taking the time to talk with me Anytime, Donovan I've had a lot of time to think since you locked me up in here I think I've made my decision Kepler, you haven't been in a moment of your life Well, you know you only had two options I can't say that I have, no Why, a wee lad like yourself probably hasn't I'm 56 It's beside the point I've come to a decision about this place doctor I need to leave I'm sorry Don, but you know we can't do that You're an anomaly, anomalies don't really leave this place I might be aware of that There don't be anything normal about me There don't be anything normal about me anymore I've had my time I now hold I should look, but You'd let me leave you if I didn't have the powers, wouldn't you? You know, likelihood, but I don't see why that's relevant I won't be around for much longer now If I don't make it long enough, I beg ya Tell Ollie I love him SCP-7000 stood up leaving its jacket hanging on the chair The interview concluded and SCP-7000 returned to its chamber without incident The jacket was placed in temporary storage until required again The following day, tests performed on SCP-7000 determined that its anomalous properties to be neutralized Due to its cooperative nature and the rapid decay of its body due to the cessation of anomalous intervention SCP-7000 was allowed to leave the containment with Foundation Escort SCP-7000 flew to Ireland and reunited with its seventh great-grandchildren Footnote Although SCP-7000 was not allowed to disclose to them this relation due to its normally impossible nature Two days after this, it expired Its husband Oliver buried it alongside all previous generations of the Handlin family In the Cahargg Old Cemetery With the clover from its jacket planted over its grave Aw That was cute I liked that very much That was cute Early on, when it started, this guy's just abnormally lucky I was like, alright, very simple concept I had to do something interesting to make me like this And then they did by making him a sweet old guy with a cute husband Hooray I think I sort of called it when I was like, oh, he's neutralized And he's buried in a regular cemetery And I read his effect, I was retroactively thinking He probably chose to not have his powers or something like that And then like, I was thinking that he was just going to get accidentally killed by something Like just some random occurrence But that would have been a little bit of a tonal whiplash for what was to follow So I'm glad that he didn't Alright, I'm happy with that I'll give that one my upvote I'll give that an update for sure Checking in on Dr. Samarian Make sure you go to the GoFundMe link in the description of this very stream To donate to our good buddy, good pal, who was almost killed by a house As houses are known to do Yeah Especially those rounder houses Gotta be careful with those Yes, rounder houses, yeah Luckily, you can see the rounder houses a mile away because they have their name printed on the side of them Multiple times I actually really like rounder houses, style of self-emotion, maximalism, he says I like it Entries in order of posting Next on our list SEB7000 The Hungry Season by Big Sloth on my face Big Sloth Okay Let me adjust the size for our viewers Very dark format Yeah, there's no sidebar Interesting, I gotta shrink this You can pull it up, I actually do like that feature The menu, that lets you pull up the sidebar It's one of the nicer features that you can add With a theme, cool Alright, take us away buddy Alright By order of the Overseer Council This document describes an ongoing EK class Scorched Earth event Upon accessing this file You may track your biosignature for up to 72 hours L4-7000 So level 47000 And Agree and continue Embedding, please stand by Item number 7000 Level 4, Secret Containment class, Esoteric Secondary class, Tiamat I think that exists, I'll have to look that one up Disruption class, Amida Risk class, Critical The image, Sydney Harbor during incident 7000-146 18 August 2022 Special continuing procedures SCP-7000's wish must not be granted Personnel found to be working for the benefit of SCP-7000 Are considered complicit in an ongoing EK class event And are to be confined to quarters until project Ricochet is completed SCP-7000-1 has made SCP-7000's approach common knowledge among the general public No effort is to be expended attempting to conceal it Instead, main containment efforts are to focus on diverting the anomaly before it reaches Parahelion Foundations sponsored commestible supply lines have been established on every continent Each line currently carries sufficient lab synthesized food to feed 100 million stricken out 200 million is stricken out, 350 million people At least every 3 days Victims of SCP-7000-1 compulsion may require force feeding Consult document 7000.ii or 2-v1 for guidance and best practices Description SCP-7000 designates Comet C-222-i-1 An interstellar rogue comet believed to have entered the sole system on 3 January SCP-7000 will reach Parahelion on 29 November 2022 And make its closest approach to our world on 9 December If left unchecked, the object will draw within 2.1LD The closest approach by a near earth object in recorded history Preventing this approach is the primary objective of project Ricochet, see below Through an unknown mechanism, an increasing portion of the planet earth has become subject to desertification As SCP-1000 approaches An estimated 48% of the planet's fertile soil has already been converted to arid desert Researches estimate full conversion will occur during or shortly after SCP-7000's The December 9th approach Other effects include Crop blight, spontaneous combustion and desiccation of crops Acidification and salinization of fertile soil Intercontinental dust and firestorms impacting major population centers The gradual collapse of Earth's magnetosphere These effects have worsened as SCP-7000 nears our planet See Addendum 1 for full account of the object's environmental impact Spectrographic analysis has shown that SCP-7000 possesses a hearther to unseen composition for a comet of its kind The molar ratio of carbon to water in C slash 2022 I1's tail is 95 to 105% In stark contrast to an average ratio of 4 to 105% for solar system comets Furthermore, while the object appears depleted in diatomic carbon C2 It is enriched in refined materials such as iodized copper and silicate SiO4 Compounds not typically found in interstellar objects Finally, imaging suggests that the majority of SCP-7000's interior is hollow These factors have led researchers to speculate that the object may be at least partially artificial in origin SCP-7000-1 refers to the recurring dream experienced by an increasing portion of the human population since SCP-7000 entered into our solar system SCP-7000-1 is a class II cognitive hazard Cognitive resistance value directly correlates with likelihood of experiencing the dream pattern Currently, a CRV of 11 or higher is needed to resist the SCP-7000-1 manifestation Up from a CRV of 2 in early January SCP-7000-1's pattern consists of several associated images and ideas A verdant green planet of unknown position and origin SCP-7000 itself, typically floating or flying through space An ambiguous desire or need possessed by which comet and or of the unknown planet The desire is often described by victims as a wish which must be granted The Sun and Earth from SCP-7000's current location Channels of luminous matter or energy flowing between Earth and the unknown planet Repeated exposure to SCP-7000-1 produces conviction that SCP-7000 is a benevolent force and appears to compel victims to work to fulfill the wish expressed in their dreams Amnestics provide only temporary relief as subsequent experiences of SCP-7000-1 simply reintroduce these concepts Those compelled by SCP-7000-1 typically seek to grow and produce crops, particularly grains, vegetables and other common foodstuffs using any resources at their disposal Victims do not consume these products for themselves but instead abandon their fields before harvest beginning the planting process again in a new location Victims forcibly resist attempts to stop them from working or to harvest their crops and often work without regard for their own health or needs Death by exhaustion and starvation is a common outcome of advanced SCP-7000-1 affliction Following description of SCP-7000-1 was produced by Mimetic's researcher, Grant Williams, on 6th January 2002 Like most of humanity, Willis had experienced SCP-7000-1 for three nights prior to composing this account However, unlike nearly all other Foundation employees, Willis did not possess a CRV sufficient to resist the effects Rise to notice, the below document has been scanned and stripped of a medic corruption by Foundation AICs but remains off limits to any personnel with lowered CRVs Please review with caution Three days ago I had a dream The next night I had it again and again the third night Please God, may I continue to have it In the dream there is a comet but it is more than this It is a celestial fireball beyond words burning in the depths of space It is a gargantuan, grotesque and beautiful It is the most wonderful thing I have ever seen The comet has traveled far and must travel further still I sense its struggle It burns without end on through the void eternal What does it seek? I can feel that there is something A great need unfulfilled Purpose beyond my comprehension I yearn to help it but know not what I can do I am distraught For I exist to work for the comet and for its creators Its creators I see their world so far away so much brighter and better than my own They have you, they who have made something so beautiful and sent it to us They are entitled to all that I have Perhaps this is what I can do Yes They are entitled to the sweat of my brow and to my body and my blood to all I have produced and can never produce I give it to them freely and without regret They smile upon me This must mean I am right I can see my energy, the spirit of my world flowing to them I am not told in vain For they will benefit from that which I make I have granted their wish This thought that gives me peace But this thought gives me peace But it does not set my desire For I have a wish also A wish to burn as it does To burn with the comet and to give myself until there is no more It belongs to me surely as I belong to it I am what it deserves and I will burn with it It is mine, it is mine and I am theirs and it is coming for me Addendum 1 Environmental Impacts SCP-7000 is a class 11 Class 11 Thaumaturgic Envirohazard How SCP-7000 produces its adverse effects as well as their intended purpose if one exists is unknown However, each effect tracks differently with the comet's approach to our planet 1. Blight SCP-7000 causes rapid withering of crops especially those near harvest Crops appear to desiccate spontaneously over a period of three to seven days though the effect has been observed to occur in as little as 30 minutes High yield nutritional crops including soy and corn are most affected in images corn crops in middle stage of SCP-7000 Blight In the first month after entering the solar system, SCP-7000 blighted a total of 20 million metric tons of agricultural product In July, the object blighted an estimated 250 million cubic tons approximately 71% of the total output of all planet's farms combined Wow Wheat farmer Mu Yang Zhao described the visible impact of SCP-7000 on its crops to Foundation researchers on 20 May 2022 We woke up yesterday morning to a rustling sound like sticks in a high wind We couldn't figure out what it was until we looked out at the fields There we saw every plant standing on end with a string The stalks were dancing around and shaking bumping into each other The sound they made was bizarre Twigs clattering around in the cart maybe is a way to imagine it And then there was the stream, a steam Every plant was letting off mist like a hot kettle Not burning, mind just drying up All of their water was gone by the end of the day First the wheat turned yellow then brown then grey and black It's gone, it's gone All dusty now It's gone all dusty now My boy picked some up and hasn't been able to get it off his hand in three days of scrubbing Crops produced under SCP-7000-1 Compulsion experience Blight and withering at a greatly increased rate Two, nutrient depletion SCP-7000 renders previously fertile soil unusable Land is depleted of all vital components including potassium, phosphorus and zinc as well as binding agents soil into dusty granular chunks which break apart on contact Salonization has been recorded more rarely and acidification in at least one case Soil is rendered infertile on an exponential cycle as SCP-7000 nears Earth The progression to date has seen the object move from parching 14,000 acres of land in January to nearly 206 million acres in July alone SCP-7000 impacted soil should not be handled with bare hands Three, drought 70% of Earth's surface is currently experiencing extreme drought due to SCP-7000 The comet appears to disrupt rainfall and weather patterns depriving the soil of moisture on a continental scale Drought prevents desertified soil from recovering and drastically increases the risk of fire and dust storms Major population centers in 96 nations have been under storm watch for at least six weeks while an estimated 988 million acres of forest have been burned to date Disruption of the magnetosphere SCP-7000 has weakened the Earth's magnetic field by a factor of three The relationship of this effect to the comet's other impacts is unknown Disruption of the magnetosphere significantly impacts the planet's ability to resist solar radiation and other disruptive phenomena imperiling global technology and satellite systems These factors have led to the foundation to coordinate its response entirely by using ground-based communication systems following slow response by 17% Though SCP-7000 affects many aspects of data-day human life mass starvation is the foundation's primary concern Approximately 2.5 billion people now experience food scarcity due to the anomaly and many more refuse to feed themselves because of ongoing SCP-7000-1 compulsion Addendum 2, Project Ricochet Project Ricochet is a joint foundation global occult coalition effort to deflect SCP-7000 from its current course prior to December 9th priced with December 9th near-Earth approach Should the project achieve success it may preserve as much as 33% of the planet's fertile soil from desertification and name-ling the continued survival of the human race Project Ricochet has two main arms primary arm, deploy a team deploy a team of agents directly to SCP-7000 to implant experimental technology A manned mission to research SCP-7000 will allow placement of prototype matter displacement systems, MDS, on the object's surface said systems will redirect SCP-7000 away from Earth and into the collision course with the Sun dispatching the threat These systems require delicate handling and may not easily be deployed remotely Secondary arm, prepare backup countermeasures should manned missions fail Should placement or operation of the MDS fail emergency procedures measures must be prepared to destroy the comet prior to its closest approach These measures include heavy weapons barrage from a second-generation high-energy railgun system and that is SCP-5001 developed for deployment beyond Earth The high-energy concentration interplanetary railgun H-E-C-I-R I don't know if I read that Project Ricochet's status is approved Joint Task Force will begin operations 1 October 22nd from Foundation Site-02 Addendum 3, Project Ricochet Timeline 1 October 2022 Task Force begins preparation for Project Ricochet SCP-7000 current distance is 419 million miles 48% of fertile soil on the planet has been converted by the object 7 October SCP-1396-1 appears to track SCP-7000 as it moves near Jupiter Its weapons systems briefly come online but then depower, it takes no further action SCP-1396 is weaponized artificial satellites 18 October 2022 Dust storms cause significant damage to southern Australian infrastructure multiple Foundation sites lose contact 23 October MDS system and launch vehicle near completion concurrently H-E-C-I-R begins to relocation to L4 Lagrange Point to intercept SCP-7000's primary arm fail 51% of fertile soil on the planet has been converted by the object 26 October MDS and launch vehicle complete widespread acidification of crops and Indian subcontract due in part to over farming by victims of SCP-7000-1 masturbation expected within 8 weeks SCP-7000 distance is 376 million miles 1 November 5 o'clock Project Ricochet primary team launches towards SCP-7000 aboard at GOC Olympus launch vehicle expected transit time using subliminal warp drive is 16 hours Though activation of MDS systems should take little time team is prepared with supply sufficient to last 6 weeks and equipped with advanced telepathic shielding 1 November at 21 hours 8 minutes primary team drops out of warp near surface of the object despite shielding team reports immediate nausea and lethargy but advises that they can proceed as planned 1 October at 2200 hours 1 minutes primary team touched down on surface of SCP-7000 16% of human population experiences sudden loss of consciousness heavy distortion and communications channels 1 November 22 hours in 3 minutes primary team transmit photographs of SCP-7000 surface photos indicate multiple advanced devices at colossal scale purpose of same remains unclear team advised to proceed with caution 1 November 22 hours 9 minutes acid rainfall reported over 71% of North America magnetic field distortions unconscious portion of human population enters spontaneous REM sleep 1 November 22 hours 18 minutes primary team advises that MDS units have been placed and powered on activation time is set for 5 minutes team proceeds towards evacuation vehicle 1 November 22 hours 20 minutes primary team report loss of 2 members including team lead heavy distortion prevents team from communicating cause 1 November 22 hours 21 minutes communication with primary team lost 1 November 22 hours 22 minutes inbuilt monitors indicate MDS system have been manually disabled SCP-02 unable to re-establish contact with them 1 November 23 hours 51 minutes single continuous transmission received from primary team heavily cucking to hazardous message consists of words it's and redacted it's W redacted repeated 1136 times radio channels are closed after 6 hours project ricochet primary arm declared failed 2 November at 11 hours and 8 minutes SCP-7000 distance 342 million miles 54% of fertile soil on the planet has been converted by the object we're continuing 2 November individuals rendered unconscious during 1 November indecent wake each reports experiencing a modified version of SCP-7000-1 in addition to previous images those affected also witness project ricochet primary team launch and approach affected individuals explicitly identify the team and the foundation as hostile it's a long one great alright 3 November modified SCP-7000-1 replaces people original for all people when they next fall asleep high level BK class broken masquerade scenario declared 18 November HECIR reaches L4 Lagrange point SCP-7000 distance is 158 million miles it's coming up 19 November wildfire breaks out 4 miles south of SCP-02 in the redacted forest pause unknown 21 November SCP-7000-1 increases in strength all individuals CRV below 20 now experienced cognitive hazardous effects including some 2 thirds of foundation staff SCP-7000 distance is 226 million miles oh it's going away alright so 25 November 60% of fertile soil on the planet has been converted by the object 27 November attacks following BK class event near Render Foundation civilian supply lines useless alternative measures sought to transport food masturbation events common in most population centers this is rough it's a lot that's a lot places on the next line it seems like the 226 million miles was a typo and it should be 126 I thought maybe going around something like that let's see at 29 November SCP-7000 reaches perihelion distance from earth is 86 million miles object now within 1 million miles of HECIRs effective range 29 November further modifications to SCP-7000-1 dream now transmit awareness of HECIR as well as exact location of foundation site 0-2 29 November at 0700 hours and 14 minutes SCP-7000 enters HECIR effective range project ricochet secondary arm is go targeting coordinates transmitted 29 November 7 hours and 17 minutes power outage reported at multiple sites including site 0-2 numerous figures cited in redacted forest rapidly approaching site 29 November at 700 hours and 19 minutes emergency power online HECIR begins calibration for firing 29 November 7 hours and 20 minutes site 0-2 automated defense is triggered estimated 17,000 individuals trigger as an estimated 17,000 individuals emerge from the forest boundary HECIR combination of calibration at 50% 29 November at 0700 hours and 21 minutes 4,000 individuals successfully reach site 0-2 perimeter wall HECIR calibration at 98% 29 November at 0700 hours and 22 minutes HECIR fires 29 November at 0700 hours and 24 minutes HECIR valley misses SCP-7000 investigation confirms incorrect coordinates were sent by project ricochet central command 29 November 700 hours and 25 minutes project ricochet central command transit message GR redacted T as two words to all foundation sites within range 29 November 0700 hours and 28 minutes salience breach site 0-2 perimeter HECIR fails to begin recalibration and 29 November at 0700 hours and 47 minutes site 0-2 considered lost project ricochet secondary arm declared failed by 29 November at 0700 hours and 47 minutes alternatives under consideration SCP-7000 distance is 83 million miles 30 November most remaining foundation sites overtaken by attacks GOC and other allied groups of interest unresponsive or hostile 3 December 70% of fertile soil on the planet has been converted by the object 5 December SCP-7000-1 increases in strength all individuals with CRV below 50 now experience cognitive hazardous effects including 98% of remaining foundation staff SCP-7000 distance is 31 million miles 8 December satellite imaging suggests nearly all remaining landmass has been co-opted for use as farmland by victims of SCP-7000-1 convulsion continental scale dust storms can complicate further imaging past this point 8 December foundation site 0-1 overtaken by attacks SCP-7000 distance is 5 million miles 9 December Earth's magnetic fields completed to 1-100th of original strength solar radiation disables global communication and positioning systems SCP-7000 distance is 2 million miles 9 December entirety of human population 7000-1 compulsion automated tracking systems engage 9 December at 10 hours SCP-7000 distance is 800,000 miles picking up 9 December at 1100 hours SCP-7000 distance is 75,000 miles 9 December at 1200 hours SCP-7000 distance is 700,000 miles ooh nice little line up there 9 December at 1300 hours, SCP-7000 distance is 65,000 miles at 9 December of 1400 hours SCP-7000 distance is 600,000 miles 9 December 1500 hours SCP-7000 distance is 555,000 miles closest approach distance in 2 hours I hope so 9 December 1600 hours SCP-7000 distance is 500,000 miles closest approach distance in 1 hour SCP- sorry 9 December 2022 ok we got the year in there now 9 December 2022 at 16 hours and 31 minutes 2 members of project ricochet primary team suspected killed in action during initial landing attempt re-establish radio contact attempt to hail site 02 are met with automated response SCP-7000 closest approach distance in 29 minutes 9 December 2022 at 1600 hours and 38 minutes monitoring indicates MBS units placed by primary team have been reactivated 9 December 2022 16 hours and 1600 hours and 46 minutes return vehicle launch detected on SCP-7000 surface 9 December 2022 at 1600 hours and 48 minutes MDS systems placed by project ricochet primary team activate SCP-7000 displaced 9 December 2022 at 1600 hours and 49 minutes SCP-7000 confirmed neutralized in direct collision with the sun 9 December 2022 is the first rainfall in 16 weeks recorded on the planet earth it says 10-4 primary team briefing attention level 5 eyes only I will hydrate thank you we're almost done I think there's a bit left but we got this project ricochet project ricochet primary launch team members alpha and bravo return to earth on 9 December 2022 after surviving on the surface of SCP-7000 for 39 days after 2 week quarantine COVID on the comment as well the pair was debriefed they indicated team members charlie and delta presumably under telepathic compulsion had attacked them shortly after they placed the MDS units alpha they've been acting weird ever since we dropped out of warp I think their telekill was faulty telekill? I haven't seen that since series 1 bravo we'd split our equipment up and charlie had all our weapons she got me pretty good with her knife when I turned my back but the suit saved me I owned engineering big time for that we fought back of course but they were stronger not just normal strong either no offense to them but I'd take myself in a scuffle any day but I'd take myself in a scuffle okay but once whatever got in their heads took over they went wild I took a punch from delta and it was like getting hit by a car must have knocked me 30 feet in that low grab alpha and bravo escaped down a tunnel on the surface of scp 7000 but were trapped when their teammates sealed the entrance unable to clear the way the pair decided to explore the interior and await the second stage of project ricochet we knew that hcr was going to blow that comet to kingdom come in about a month we also knew commands main plan had failed pretty much immediately and we weren't convinced charlie and delta wouldn't do something to mess with the backup plan too you were correct we found a way to send information about the foundation through scp 7000-1 right so we decided to wait it out explore what we could and be around to try something if hcr didn't get the job done we had our rations thank god and enough oxygen to keep us going till the end you would have died when hcr hcr destroyed the comet yeah well we were dead anyway we thought charlie and delta would destroy the mds units and probably return their return vehicle too and even if they hadn't getting back to the ship would have meant fighting and i didn't fancy my odds in disagreement with charlie's guns after hcr failed to eliminate scp 7000 alpha and bravo reassessed their situation they realized they could use the remaining backup oxygen canister kept under enormous pressure as a makeshift explosive to free themselves from the cave from there they would attempt to fight their teammates and repair the mds devices if possible there you go alright and the pair successfully detonated their oxygen canister clearing their path clearing a path out believing them with only a few hours of remaining air we didn't know what to expect when we got topside we couldn't hear much from the ground but we got the impression charlie and delta had been making something there was a lot of scraping and digging we could feel the ground shift from time to time and what did you find alpha and bravo glanced at each other i guess you could call it a farm on the comet how was that possible it wasn't much of a farm put it that way under intense compulsion from scp 7000-1 charlie and delta had attempted to produce crops on the comet's surface alpha and bravo estimated that their colleagues had converted as much as 35% of the objects crust using their bare hands alone they dug a neat rose one after another when they were done with that they started dropping pebbles in the dirt like seeds just stuff they'd gathered from the ground and then covered up and started a new row having gone that way for weeks everything we could see on the horizon was covered with their fields so close up to 7000 they must have gotten the itch real bad interviewer i see were you able to overpower them silence alpha as they dug they'd done a lot of damage to themselves it wasn't much of a fight alpha and bravo found that their teammate had not damaged the return vehicle or the mds units they were able to activate the mds and escape 15 minutes before scp 7000 released its closest approach to earth by the way we took plenty of photos down in that cave you had a chance to look this over yes we have thank you no problem can't say do anything to me maybe you all can make something of it that we couldn't addendum 5 nature of scp 7000 both analysis of prior imaging and the photographs collected by project ricochet's primary landing team suggest that scp 7000 was created by an intelligent non-human race with the purpose of resource gathering key evidence includes radiographic sonar on object to hollow beyond depth of 75 meters spectrography object was composed largely of synthetic metallic materials beneath thin rocky crust photographs object possessed multiple gigatron scale energy collection and storage systems of unknown make and purpose equipment bore similarity to scp redacted suggesting capacity to remotely harvest the chemical potential photographs object household components for long distance travel and communication with unknown extra solar entities foundation exophysicist speculate that scp 7000 was intentionally directed towards a developed planet and that its cognitohazards were intended both to prevent obstruction of its goals and to compel its victims to produce additional harvest further research is ongoing scp 7000 desertified 75% of earth's surface before its neutralization however the effects of the comet now absent research believed that the majority of the soil can be restored to fertility within 15 to 20 years furthermore the conversion of much of earth's remaining soil to farmland by victims of scp 7000-1 has done an unexpected benefit food scarcity in the wake of the event has decreased substantially as a greater number of territories now rely on locally produced resources addendum 6 scp 7000-1 final transmission on 31 December 22nd earth's remaining population experienced an additional instance of scp 7000-1 as scp 7000 have been neutralized several weeks prior the origin of this dream is unknown 7000-1 slash 31 December 22nd description dream depicts a verdant green planet in a distance ahead of it traveling away into space is a group of at least 200 comets upon waking all those who experience the dream recall hearing the phrase grant our wish spoken in their native language hmm okay, a little white space down here there's nothing hidden there alright wow that was a that was like reading a textbook there's a lot of stuff going on there a lot of good stuff a lot of stuff I liked hit me with a little bit of that Armageddon vibe yeah, some of this stuff was a little wordy I feel like the team probably would work with a some sort of nickname for the HECIR rather than just saying the acronym every single time but maybe they use that that's fine the way this goes very like this reads to me like an alternate universe when day breaks a little bit yeah, I got that kind of vibe as well um structurally speaking the thing that sticks with me is that it is long it's very long, yeah the second collapsible could have been pared down but at the same time the imagery is very good they clearly had this whole thing mapped out in their head I like the the exoplanet that stuff is very cool the descriptions of that the descriptions of the patterns and the dreams I wondered the end here with the final dream sequence that most of Earth's remaining population experienced the transmission if they had that sort of technology you'd think that they would have used it earlier on since it seemed like they got stronger and stronger as the comet approached Earth it felt like they had this suddenly I guess it's because it's 11 of them or like 200 comments they're all coming at you I guess because the combined power that could be enough to hit everyone at once I don't know here comes round 2, the sequel yeah so thank you linear well hydrate but yeah I liked it I liked this story, I liked everything I do think that it could have been pared down a little bit it's a little bit yeah the really like I was with the story a lot of it feels like it would fare better if it was in a format that we I almost feel like the only time I like really got excited by it was as like all of humanity's done and we're counting down the last miles then I was like okay okay I'm getting like the suspense is ratcheting up right I wasn't expecting them to to prevent the to save the day at the end I guess like there's that subversion but there's also like there's what you expect to happen just like logically but I guess that's a probabilistic set it's like the nick of time they came through I say is that what the luck is that the thing is that it's luck it's not just probabilistic because there is like oh yeah it affects a certain portion of people as well but the luck I guess would be in like how they just got they got out of this seemingly impossible situation you know like right right in the nick of time and then here we go again oh boy I mean the first one was a polygon that I read this one was basically a polygon but I'm gonna see what the I have the comprehensive list of esoteric classes unless you know I'll top your head because I because I pulled up here so I see Tiamat here we are if item possesses an immediate threat to humanity but can be contained via open warfare other veil breaking operations okay yeah yeah I can see that the the cross links were pretty we're pretty mild I saw the 5001 mechanical structure right interesting I have yet to read 5000 I think I need to read that 1396 I've read before though that's the satellite weaponry what's your uh what's your verdict when I come to voting I like to think A do I like it and if I don't like it is it at least good enough to deserve to be on the site and I think this deserves to be on the site this is not my cup of tea but it did its job I can see all the moving parts yeah I mean I so I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't say I you know that this is to this is too wordy because like I mean I write wordy things all the time it's you know I I like putting a lot of science and little jargon and stuff in my articles not always but you know I do like doing that so I taken as it is like it feels like a report like a very dry analytical report of what happens um you know they they went through all the steps every single every single line you know just felt like it was presented as a clinical report and it was a good one you know I liked it I liked it uh that reminds me of a story I read way back in the day where uh it was the first SCP written by someone who want to join the community and they gave it to me for crit but they were a PhD and so it was the most like legitimate technical document version of SCP and I'm sitting here like clinical tone is not quite PhD level because it's really hard to read that I am a theater dropout so you got told that down a little bit for me I yeah that's fair um so Samarian says that this is gonna be the possibly the shortest we're gonna find for the next 10 articles or so so looking forward to that um let's let's see because I think the next one is Raddiger and that one's not long I mean unless Samarian's just you know he's just pulling out you know just changing which I could imagine he could do that yeah we're going to SCP 7000 serendipity by Raddiger and this one I have read and I am biased towards because I was on the crit and I enjoyed it but before I start reading this I gotta remember go fund me let's see how it's looking go to the link in that bio help Dr. Samarian live yeah he's in the chat right now and he needs your help we couldn't get Sarah McLaughlin to sing over this but we will still look at him like he's a sad little puppy and go over to his gofundme gofundme.com if you kill me it missed with hyphens between those it's in the description it's in my posts about it on twitter Samarian needs needs to get out of that house before it tries to kill him again a second time might not be that lucky a second time and we'll get to that maybe he is maybe he is alright water and then we start SCP serendipity hmm water is great drink water item number SCP 7000 object class correction special containment procedures due to the difficulty of cataloging companies and low risk nature of the anomaly individual use of the instances of SCP 7000-1 by foundation personnel is permitted with or without formal approval personnel are discouraged from engaging in behaviors known to create new instances of SCP 7000-2 containment procedures for currently existing instances of SCP 7000-2 are listed below referred to respectively as objects A B and C object A object A is not to be moved from its designated area atop agent summers' computer tower should object A be relocated anywhere other than its designated area all servers housed at site 129 are to be backed up immediately with object A being returned to its area as soon as possible object B the perimeter of object B is to be wrapped in 51 pieces of cellophane office tape between 5-15 cm any piece that loses adhesion and falls off must be replaced within 24 hours object C object C is to be struck with a provided wooden dowel at least once per 24 hour period by designated staff personnel in the locker room where object C is located must allow a minimum of 10 seconds of silence after object C is struck before speaking or making unnecessary noise sorry little hiccup description SCP 7000 is a mundane thaumaturgical anomaly affecting otherwise ordinary personal items belonging to foundation personnel and this is a picture of some SCP 7000-1 instances items affected by SCP 7000 gain the ability to measurably impact events experienced by the user typically altering events in the user's favor two prerequisites are required in order for a manifestation of SCP 7000 to occur an inanimate physical an inanimate physical object and an associated action taken by the user any object affected by SCP 7000 can lose its anomalous effect for multiple reasons footnote such as organic lack or abuse or death of its creator but every conscious attempt to nullify the effect has both failed and caused significant misfortune for those attempting conversely deliberate attempts to imbue an object with SCP 7000's effect while consciously aware of its existence have also failed footnote it is noted that objects already associated with a widely known religion or belief system have not been observed to experience SCP 7000's effect direct knowledge of SCP 7000 neutralizes an individual's ability to create an instance of SCP 7000-1 and or maintain an existing instance SCP 7000-1 refers to any personal item affected by SCP 7000 thought of by its owner as a quote good luck charm the vast majority of these items are created inadvertently with the owner either developing a strong emotional attachment to the object or simply pretending the object has an effect in all cases the owner associates the object with luck or good fortune the favorable events caused by these items are easily screwed as coincidence or confirmation bias but specialized equipment confirms that the increase in good fortune is in fact quantifiable SCP 7000-2 refers to objects affected by SCP 7000 that cause a large scale misfortune when certain invented rituals are not properly carried out all cataloged instances of SCP 7000-2 within the foundation are communal objects engaged with by multiple people a factor believed to be the source of SCP 7000-2 objects potency all three of these objects cataloged by the foundation have been the documented sources of major several major incidents listed in addendum 2 addendum 1 registered SCP 7000-1 examples the following individuals have not been made aware of SCP 7000's existence all SCP 7000-1 instances are still active owner name researcher Harlan Cordova object brand plastic pokemon toy certain colors and details are off model from the character on which the toy is based and most of the paint is applied incorrectly activation SCP 7000 effect is activated in the object upon being viewed by other staff members when in close proximity to researcher Cordova observed effect an increased frequency of innocuous positive interactions with other staff members typically in the form of casual compliments or small favors researcher Cordova does not believe in luck and insists that the object has no measurable effect claiming instead that the toy is merely a conversation starter and that quote no one is going to be mean to such a fucked up little guy end quote owner name dr. Donna achaveiro go with achaveiro object half a quartz geode three centimeters in diameter most of the object is worn smooth activation SCP 7000 effect remains active in the object when held in dr. achaveiro's bare hand observed effect a decrease in workplace incidence of a physically dangerous nature dr. achaveiro has survived five critical containment breaches without incident notes dr. achaveiro claims that she did not believe in luck until she found the object and narrowly avoided being hit by a runaway car when she reached to pick it up dr. achaveiro firmly believes that the object protects her from harm she even carrying the object for 21 years owner name dr. Nathan Harrell object a pair of wool athletic socks with several darned patches from frequent wear activation SCP 7000 activates when the object is worn observed effect increase frequency of favorable events pertaining to office work such as finding items thought to be lost outdated equipment running smoothly and unexpected reunions with individuals who have experience relevant to current projects notes when initially interviewed dr. Harrell expected the subject to be a gold cross-chorm he wore on a leather cord he maintained this belief throughout the interview until casually explained the socks were a gift from his wife which he continually repairs due to their comfort and sentimental value he refers to them as his quote work socks dr. Harrell's cross pendant exhibits no anomalous effect owner name non-applicable object five packages sending machine snacks on top of a microwave at SCP 5320 containment all hail our lord and saviour the longest boy activation SCP 7000 activates when new snacks are added provided the number of packages present stays above five observed effect increase in internet speed experienced by the individual adding the snacks typically only lasting a few hours although SCP 5320 staff exhibit much of the behavior typically associated with the creation of SCP 7000-2 instances items interacted with this way by SCP 5320 research staff seem incapable of becoming SCP 7000-2 instances likely due to their close association with the living creature owner name agent kathryn reed object a plush fox toy beanie baby brand item shows signs of several decades of aging and is partially burned activation SCP 7000's effect activates when the object is left in the mobile task force lambda 5 transport vehicle while a mission is underway observed effect since agent reed began using the object L5 squad 16 has experienced no agent deaths while on missions in spite of several nearly fatal injuries notes the object was one of the few toys that survived a house fire that destroyed agent reed's childhood home when she was eight years old agent reed calls her family's escape quote miraculous and she claims that quote if the object is waiting in the car everybody has to make it out addendum 2 SCP 7000-2 objects object a a plastic figurine of a wizard on top of agent rachel summers' computer tower at site 211 according to office staff at site 211 removal of object a from the computer tower will quote brick the servers the superstition began as a joke when a staff member accidentally knocked the figurine onto the floor around the time the office experienced poor connection to offsite servers at site 17 resulting in staff members attributing the outrage to the wizard two years following the inception of the joke site 211 experienced three complete outages from local servers all directly correlating to object a being placed on a different surface than the computer tower this event led to the initial discovery of SCP 7000 object B a frame picture of actor ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi with 51 pieces of tape stuck around the edges of the frame hello there located in the 2B floor landing of site 16 the object was originally a prank on a senior and devout Christian staff member Emily Montes who was told the photo was a portrait of Jesus and hung the frame up in her cubicle reportedly Ms. Montes would occasionally stick extra pieces of tape to the frame for later use and following her relocation to a different site the rest of staff moved the picture to a more publicly visible location and added more pieces of tape until the edges of the frame were covered the staff of site 16 maintained that for every piece of tape missing one staff member will experience a tremendous disaster object B is referred to by site 16 staff as quote sticky Jesus and is suspected to be responsible for over 25 major on-site accidents I can't imagine that someone is not going to have their very own sticky Jesus in their own homes after reading this article go print yourself a Ewan McGregor everyone object C a heavily used aluminum water bottle located in the locker room on the first floor of site 17's Task Force Barracks formerly belonging to agent Michael Webb of Mobile Task Force Theta 4 field agents working out of site 17 carry a tradition of striking the empty bottle to create a ringing noise when the locker room is quiet a ritual invented by the team members of Mobile Task Theta 4 following the death of agent Webb during a mission a survey a foundation Task Force agents found that 85% had at least heard of Saint Michael's Bell with 61% surveyed claiming to believe in its effects ringing Saint Michael's Bell is said to bring good luck to foundation agents across the globe and forgetting to ring it will cause more death among their ranks days in which this ritual was not fulfilled so a 10% rise in field agent mortality Addendum 3 clearance level adjustment Upon further research SCP 7000 exhibits a demonstrably positive effect a demonstrably positive impact on the safety and morale of foundation staff considering knowledge of the anomaly neutralizes the effect for an individual SCP 7000 will be upgraded from clearance level 3 to clearance level 7000 4 the following transcript is taken from meaning of the 05 Council on the 25th of July 2022 begin log it seems that SCP 7000 fact stops applying when individuals learn of its existence something about the hard knowledge that luck exists is enough to prevent it entirely personally I'm a static informing our personnel on a broad scale could ease containment significantly at that point we would only have to worry about the two's horse shit I beg your pardon it's protecting our people I say let it rip Beyblade focus please using anomalies for our own gain isn't something we should be taking lightly especially considering the unpredictability we've already observed with SCP 7000 we still don't truly know the scope of its capabilities oh shut up we use anomalies for self gain all the time should we what are we doing lunch I can have someone pick up Jimmy John sandwiches in approximately 17 minutes provided we adhere to our schedule exactly haha I'm on team but who's pink pink is new darn it too many voices rad alright billeth help me out you be you be pink and I think great dark green below that you be pink and dark green sure yeah I'm on team Beyblade could you please specify what you mean let it rip you know in professional terms please we've not seen a single negative effect by instances of SCP 7000-1 and the effects they do have are so inconspicuous that almost no one can see the anomaly without extensive research for being given any sort of advantage it's no so small that it barely even counts I'm inclined to agree with team anti Beyblade wait weren't you the one who wanted it earlier I think so is that the same color no it's a different color alright you take light yellow the orange one or yeah okay it's more intense difference yeah I'm inclined to agree with team anti Beyblade I ain't naming anything after a children's toy it's not a children's toy I have one rules are rules and we can't pick and choose when they're convenient I need everyone to perhaps take a moment and re-center yourselves we have two choices we can disseminate the information and neutralize most instances of the anomaly within our ranks effectively living its effect to the 7000-2 instances only or we can lock down the intel and keep letting our people make SCP 7000-1 instances for fun and profit god I'm starving huh something on your mind what are the chances it evolves elaborate I think we all can agree that we can't do anything to stop people from doing the behaviors that create SCP 7000-1 instances in the first place I suppose continue if we broadcast 7000's existence to the entire foundation are we certain the effect will evolve to include folks who know about it and if it does will that second iteration be as innocuous as this one huh sorry I don't mean to die real but did you say you have a Beyblade you own one right now yes why humans will never behave entirely logically no matter their situation as it stands the effect is not significant enough to present a threat in majority of cases that could change should we intervene a vote then hear me out trial by Beyblade seconded thirded third term continuation of this behavior has a 33% chance of eventually creating an instance of SCP 7000-2 within the council oh shit wow really I wasn't even doing that on purpose no one's doing it on purpose I don't think a vote is necessary the centers are clearly outnumbered in this case perhaps we can continue to keep an eye and revisit at a later date then we raise the clearance level of SCP 7000 and continue to let it rip as it were what about the people who have already read the file they're shit out of luck aren't they end log okay um that was funny I like that I wrote this in my discussion but I'm just gonna say it on stream as well Rad brought this to me and it was the first and second addendums is what they had and they just didn't know what to do with addendum 3 they didn't feel like the article had an ending and I am very very proud to have come up with the idea of the 05 council debating on whether or not to keep it going because if people know about it then they could get rid of it but then they would no longer be useful to them and then that final line of I guess they're shit out of luck because we have read the article so now we cannot make scp 7000 instances ourselves and all of ours are deactivated oh no my lucky pen is no longer lucky um the like that that whole transcript kind of came off a little bit like a dash j but at the same time I mean it was hilarious the whole thing was funny yeah rad is people and comedy stuff and her statement on this article is that she does not want to win the contest she just wants to get a high enough vote so that she can get scp 7300 slot because she wants this to be the spiritual successor to 5320 the longest fish gotcha it's about office politics and goofing off fair and I'm happy to have yes handed to help the article so I love this because I helped yeah and you know Radiger if you're listening I see the little like the spacing issue between the the author like the author credits thing and the rating module for basalt you can add a little bit of code in there I put it in my articles because I know that they overlap without that but it's just a little bit of padding just it does the trick yeah good content I like this is a great article you can't you can't plus two got it fantastic and I read in the chat that somebody actually did donate to the GoFundMe so let's check on that I'd love to see how that's looking we got $20 more thank you $20 dono yes I appreciate that and Samarian appreciates that I'm sure fantastic this we got over here scrolling down that one was shorter Samarian you were wrong definitely like has like 40% the length of that we just read hungry season SCP-7000 chaos you are my angel by fish to the power of 12 this one is also a shorty I think Samarian was trolling us I think so yeah that's fine you know he does that I love him for it glad to see you're in good spirits Samarian Samarian I would be too if I just escaped tree tree aside that would have been rough let's see all right you're up to that and I'll do the this theme this is an interesting theme is this an existing one because I have not seen this before yeah I do not know this theme okay cool well SCP-7000 object class Famael this document is locked behind need to know level 5 security clearance SCP-7000 is contained in the basement layer of site 01 which has been retrofitted with the specification for high value anomalous assets which with the inclusion of 10 meter thick concrete walls comprehensive SRA applications and faith agnostic wards SCP-7000 is also protected by proxy via site 01 security measures including the site-wide self-destruct countermeasure SCP-7000 has been outfitted with 10 Akiva Siphons a previously hypothetical energy production method SCP-7000 currently provides power to the entirety of site 01 and the access energy is stored in separate on-base location SCP-7000's containment chamber will be inspected weekly for any discrepancies detailed introductions are distributed to containment technicians at this time of whom will be administered class 5 amnestics at the end of the class V amnestics at class 5 class V amnestics at the end of the maintenance period on-site medical personnel will verify the amnestic process to confirm informational security description SCP-7000 is a used NUU brand F4L flip phone Physically, SCP-7000 is completely non-anomalous SCP-7000 possesses a rare Akivian Sink a general term for an entity or object that both absorbs and produces Akiva radiation Notably, Akivian Sinks are associated with the end process of apotheosis Prior to transcending into proper godhood the entity undergoing such process will temporarily become an Akivian Sink thus amplifying their potential energy output by orders of magnitude within a short period of time Religious organizations or groups typically seek out this state in order to realize their respective object of worship though they may not be specifically aware of this quality It was previously believed that only sapient entities can produce an Akivian Sink by virtue of Akiva radiation hold massive influence over consensus reality Given that SCP-7000 is non-sapient the Akiva particles remain unused perpetually accumulating Akiva radiation Due to the transitive properties of Akiva particles combined with SCP-7000's lack of miracle system output SCP-7000 would single handedly trigger apotheosis in partnership with another belief attuned entity As such, SCP-7000 will be indefinitely contained at Site-01 and if necessary decommissioned Addendum 7000 Slash 1 SCP-7000 was used as intended by the manufacturer Although multiple contacts were listed in the phone directory the only saved messages are that of name pending 12 calls and over 2,000 text messages were found communicating with this individual The context for these messages are unclear This is 2 of 20 Greetings In the simplest terms I am the first being nothing before time and space I wield the laws upon which all physics rests upon and thus perpetually the chaotic cycle Ooh chaos god Classic, I have a script here Ahem, notices you brooding Hey, what's the matter? It's okay, holds out my hand waiting for you to take it gently I'm Siren, I'm 19 and I enjoy knitting What about you, blushes Siren, I do not possess a name or a physical body with which to interact with but I may continue speaking to you but may I continue speaking to you in this personal manner blushes even harder Yeah, of course I hide my hands behind my back in embarrassment then looking down with a hint of sadness for we can't cuddle Thank you Do you like want to meet up? We've been talking for a while and I really feel this could work out for real I just feel so alone all the time and I really like someone who understands and is super mature, like you and this isn't me playing or whatever I just really think it'd be good for us I'm in Cali, and I even have a driver's license I can go to you Please say yes It appears I must reveal myself Are you sure about this? I've seen Dix before I'm prepared for it WTF Okay, I can work with this So like, what kind of powers do you have? I could not consciously exercise control as you could have intuited from my upbringing Instead, I help perpetuate this reality through means I do not understand That's so cool in a really nerdy way You kind of remind me of my dad, he plays Warhammer Oh God, I am Freuded Are you okay? I'm really trying to wrap my head around this You're the truth of the universe Everything exists just because it does It is so Have you never wanted to make something? I have previously I set in motion the placement of the stars All that exists is due solely to my having had exercised my influence Did you want to do that? Hello I feel so flawed Indeed But aren't you the most powerful being ever? Can you fix me? How? I don't I don't It's so uniquely frustrating this I'm face to face with an actual God and I can't even I'm sorry, this is unfair of me I don't have God power, so I wouldn't understand it Maybe it costs something to move stuff around I don't know Siren, I only understand the chaos I was born and given What I change you, I would do it in ways I am familiar with, in ways that would warp your reality Doing nothing is a mercy, not a cruelty You have no idea of the chaos with which this reality embodies You're like the incarnation of the TV tropes page on chaotic neutral I mean, what's next? You have a long lost twin God of order? Order How long have I not seen it sooner? No fucking way, man I need to ask you a favor Oh gee, what's up? I wish to seek order What do you need? I am made aware of order from chaos by the beings descended from me You have taught me that there exists a rejection of my whole self and that perhaps I can have been mistaken with my contents of the teachings There are those familiar to your species but not yourself that provide for the order They strive on subversion and would seek not my downfall like so many other simpler men but instead a balance of my being against their ideology I straight up don't understand What do I need to do? Leave your phone outside, far away from you Why? My request can be dangerous If caught, you could be affected I do not wish that of you This is some CIA bullshit Will you do this for me? Fuck Fine Can I call you? Yes Addendum 7000 slash 2 SCP-7000 received a single message while in containment It's everything I'm not Cool What do you think? I'm chewing on it I think it's funny I like it I always enjoy I'm a big fan of the cold god order character and then like the comedy character the clash is always a good recipe Right It definitely falls back on that on those tropes and I do like the very mundane made bizarre just the phone but of course there's a literal god on the phone and the phone also ascends you into godhood that's funny and I'm guessing the I might have to re-read this to get the full gist of what they did to the phone besides making it into a sink What did Green do the god to the phone exactly Luck theme explanation spoilers Chaos is luck God from reality, reality from god Reality to human, human to order God to human, God to order Okay Thanks fish Very Rick and Morty of you fish That was good I'm going to give it enough but I think it was good I think it's silly but I would definitely want this to stay up it kind of gives me like what is it 4991 everyone is um this is how the world ends bang but with the shitpost kind of gives me that sort of like a reverent kind of comedy that's like you know it's funny just because it's existing by virtue of existing even though it's like the implications are really like you know wild the whole thing it's funny I like it especially because god phone is a flip phone and that's inherently funny yes that's yeah especially because of the picture I'm like man this is going to be some some intense stuff it's a flip phone I wonder what this theme is though I've never seen this theme what is simul akram theme what is this 4 add abysm tactical theology tactical theology okay it's just been changed up a bit alright taking it back we are now up to scp 7000 three white horses by they call me tim alright but before we do that we check in on the fundraiser for our good friend dr. samarian dr. jeremiah samarian everybody give him a round of applause I'll wait he's great and he needs your help 2,578 of our $15,000 goal and even we're not we're not looking to hit that today give whatever you can we have streams coming in throughout the week and we will be pumping go fund me throughout the whole thing all of our earnings and proceeds and whatnot we get there we're going to go towards the go fund me and there will be more announcements about that over twitter and whatnot stay tuned but please guys help samarian out he deserves your money give it to him make it bigger that's the right size got it alright this is a bit of a long boy here we go original file handle with care you have accessed the original version of scp 7000 damage loss or alterations to this document will be punished if you would prefer a copy and none are available consider volunteering for the archival department if your other duties permit this document was recently defaced the text on the reverse side of this sheet should be ignored as should any unofficial footnotes item number scp 7000 object class containment class pending classification level 1 unrestricted special containment procedures containment is not the priority with scp 7000 the whereabouts of scp 7000-1 dash 2 and dash 3 should always be known let me just adjust my mic real quick for my posture get undone there we go boom better comfy scp 7000-1 dash 2 and dash 3 should always be known in any event in the event any scp 7000 instance is needed in any of the world's remaining countries mobile task force omega 4 code name horse shoes is on constant alert to monitor and corral the appropriate instance to the jurisdiction with the greatest need as determined by a majority vote of the 05 council interference with scp 7000 or foundation directors regarding their corraling will at minimum result in a 50% reduction in water rations picture painting gifted to the foundation of scp 7000-2 by a civilian after its property saved their life civilian wish to be anonymous but for the painting to be used with its file disinformation regarding the whereabouts their whereabouts is disseminated through foundation plants with major groups of interest not yet aligned with our mission information is focused on examples of the incalculable benefit scp 7000 has had and will continue to have for sustaining the remainder of the human race reports of scp 7000 worship are deemed acceptable provided these remain fringe cases and do not interfere with foundation directives anyone approaching any instance of scp 7000 who is deemed to interfere with or deviate from established procedure should be terminated with prejudice footnote the foundation may not be immediately able to resupply ammunition use for termination scp 7000 is considered among the foundation's most significant and highly valued assets in the event line of sight is lost locating scp 7000-1 becomes the foundation's primary mission no exceptions personnel and equipment will be moved from the nearest strongholds in this event even if this may result in the strongholds collapse do not lose sight description scp 7000 denotes three entities resembling equisperus specimens the ones common wild horse and their respective anomalous effects each are identifiable by their white pelt and unique area of effect detailed below scp 7000 instances have demonstrated anomalous physical endurance and tolerance to hunger and thirst with observation showing no need for sleep or sustenance scp 7000-1's primary effect is an anomalous possibly passive ability to summon rainfall by consent of 95% of the foundation's governance a system to harvest rainwater caused by scp 7000-1 has been established mobile task force omega-1 codename cup bearers comprised out of disbanded mobile task forces has been given three out of the 11 surviving solar-darity ground vehicles reconfigured with the water collecting capabilities these vehicles had been rerouted from supply line hog supply line bull and the defense of stronghold 32 resulting in their collapse footnote this was not an easy choice there are no more easy choices but water is life for everyone it comes before anyone even hundreds as of the second of as of February 29, 2096 it is estimated that between 63% and 71% of the human population's continued survival is owed to scp 7000 be it through the guarantee of sustenance, sanitation or security footnote sc foundation 2094 world alliance excluding population of the oceanic island federation and artica et al the first contact was with scp 7000-1 on March 20, 2087 after the siege of the patriots eastern blockade failed the encounter was recorded after the activation of endel emergency distress beacon 41551 transcript is below forward no significant dialogue or notable audible activity was recorded for 41 hours and 35 minutes after the beacons activation the below exchange starts then begin log where, why ray what where are we long pause home you can call this home home didn't feel was it always this dry I don't remember being anywhere else I don't know maybe it was always desert always desert every direction forever on and on water please ray please fucking beacon 4 man who the fuck is gonna fuck ollie don't talk right, just be quiet is that dust? something out there alive and kicking up dust dust is fucking everywhere from here to the west coast and everything in between I can't, I can't my fucking leg ollie shut up possible contact on the horizon headed straight for us clattering of metal groaning is audible make it today please god make it today what ray what it's a horse it's a horse they sent us a horse to save 100 dead men there's a long slow sigh and a sharp inhale are you a good witch or a bad witch are you whatever oh my god oh my god leave me alone man look open your eyes come and see no oh yes you will here maybe someone else wake up you sons of bitches wake up clouds and then there is the sound of rain fine fine whatever none of you fucking matter ollie ollie we're going after it I'm getting my life to the cloth after this oh my god give me some water you let me sleep it's a fucking miracle it's a fucking miracle don't ask why just follow the fucking miracle out of this fucking desert get up we're going after it there's nothing for us here not for years we're gonna be okay I'll help come on arm over my shoulder one step at a time come on wind and rain more and more rain okay rainfall becomes heavy enough that no other sounds are audible the distressed beacon continues to record the sound of rainfall for 17 hours until the unit's solar battery fails and a log closing statement footnote 4 method of processing authorized via council decree 3 AD emergency supply January 1st 2065 shortly after foundation forces abandoned the defense of stronghold 7 resulting in its collapse and loss of the populace footnote a request to revise this sentence has been declined remember the cost footnote 6 remember the cost remember the cost to pursue and contain SCP-7000-1 most of the fallen were found around the abandoned siege camp however a body with a severe laceration to their Achilles tendon was located 6 kilometers from the beacon an additional 1.8 kilometers away foundation personnel discovered a dry corpse surrounded by desert cause of death uncertain likely exposure not dehydration the transcriber requested a copy of the sound of rain for personal use a review for possible memetic effects despite not being discovered the request was declined recording of rainfall may be lent to foundation personnel who have distinguished themselves through feats of heroism after an exhaustive multi-week long search SCP-7000-1 was tracked 14 kilometers southwest of foundation stronghold 4 located in the northeastern American region of the coalition of North American nations known as CNAN formally footnote US, Canada, and Mexico I'll call it CANAN during the search SCP-7000-1 generally moved away from personnel also demonstrating an ability to de-manifest if threatened or approached too closely these simple rules laid the groundwork for corralling the anomaly the foundation set about to collect and distribute water among the highest priority populations and defense forces rain is not continuous but it is without a doubt more common near SCP-7000-1 than anywhere else constant knowledge of SCP-7000-1's location and the collection of water is essential for survival request for the current whereabouts of SCP-7000-1 requires level 5 security clearance or authorization from two members of the O5 council SCP-7000-1 archive contamination memo to all runner receivable departments from the office of Kelton, Pace Dalt director of the foundation sanitation DNM footnote shorthand for the foundation's footnote personnel shorthand for the foundation's footnote personnel shorthand for the foundation's footnote personnel DNM stands for do not memorize signalling this portion is not part of the communique footnotes are the foundation's department footnotes are the foundation department foundation's department of message runners if you consider yourself capable of intensive long distance running and believe yourself trustworthy or flawlessly memorizing critical foundation information you may apply for messenger evaluation by speaking to your superior officer this is not a duty to be taken lightly we survive on information and information alone so DNM first to our messengers thank you as always you have more than enough on your mind so I will keep this as brief as I can end DNM we have received new reports of symptoms resembling cholera in two foundation strongholds I need everyone to understand immediately the difficulty of containing cholera after a water source is contaminated cholera is a terror it drains you it can strike in the morning and kill by night and it grows exponentially it secretes from those who kills and it only takes one improper disposal to ruin a water source we can barely treat it prevention is all we have yet we cannot evaluate every glass of water before it is drunk we cannot sanitize every source the best we can do is keep it clean from the start we live with enough fear as it is I implore you to prevent this there is still time to contain DNM the few of you being sent to those minor territories will have to memorize additional procedure information depending on the severity of the outbreak you will be given additional water provisions drink no other water and pray to every god this disease is not anomalous and DNM this footnote your messenger has memorized a list of basic steps that must be followed this is important enough to that the 05 require the steps to be written down the second code for paper usage is BXMLZ we have a miraculous we have a miracle of a water source every contaminated drop is lethal poison treat both as such and we will be okay and memo SCP-7000-2 description discovery details SCP-7000-2 was discovered during and is credited for ending the cholera crisis of 2090 the first cholera outbreaks were noted by the foundation controlled territories in November of 2089 by May 2090 the number of cases exploded with 30% of foundation controlled territories within Canaan confirmed contaminated the foundation, once so adept at containment lacked the resources it once had to stem infection stages of cholera outbreaks were established stage 1 secure less than 5% of foundation stronghold population exhibit systems curtail considered plausible procedure stronghold is quarantined dispatch mobile task force with penultimate resort water rations and a surplus of food supplies additional water filtration devices can be commandeered from nearby territories if essential speak to footnote messenger or consult stronghold director for full procedure stage 2 contain 5-20% of stronghold population exhibit systems curtailment considered possible procedure dispatch mobile task force delta 9 code name last aid with penultimate resort and last resort water rations and maximum spare food supplies bodies are to be collected and burned at designated points no less than 1 mile from any conceivable water supply stage 3 protect 21-35% of stronghold population exhibit symptoms curtailment considered challenging procedure anyone that goes in does not come out until clear of symptoms dispassion mobile task force delta 11 code name wall watchers stage 4 greater than 35% of stronghold population exhibit symptoms and growing curtailment failed procedure settlement and personnel within are considered lost abandonment of facility by June 25th, 2019 the outbreak reached its most severe point with 8% of foundation strongholds reaching stage 4 outbreaks this was the most severe loss of civilian life since 2082 foundation morale reached pre SCP-7000-1 levels body disposal requirements of the uninfected increased some foundation personnel defected to the recreationists footnote messenger or consultant or consultant the recreationists footnote re-creationists full group of interest documentation requires level 3 security clearance the recreationists are an organization formed at some point between 2068 and 2075 who will the fundamental belief that the current state of the world is assigned from a higher power although it is not agreed within the group which higher power that humanity's time in this world is at an end motto hell is for the living salvation is for the dead on is that july 1st or june or january 7th 2090 class 1 runner adriana lee a member of the foundation's footnotes was found collapsed in front of primary foundation stronghold 3 adriana lee was near dead from exhaustion and dehydration a condition compounded by blood loss through the soles of her feet after being taken into quarantine and examined it was clear that apart from near lethal fatigue she was in exemplary health adriana lee was delirious while undergoing treatment yet continually repeated the below testimony from quote old man a civilian in stronghold 5 approximately 105 kilometers away this is transcribed below sit down listen listen to me you're a runner right class 1 good on you perfect memory you should be proud tell them what happened tell them what I saw listen close my sister her name was mary naya she was happy healthy doing well pulled her weight and then some at the energy pumps but how she kept people alive was her attitude that's it she believed that she believed this isn't the end of everything she believed we're all going to be okay and she loved the stars and brought they brought her down to earth something up there something is going right she said cholera took her in two days two days two days I didn't expect to envy that you have no idea these past months I've seen people hold on for weeks you know what the best treatment is plenty of food and more water than anyone's ever seen it's your body going nuclear it's your body panicking going beyond desperation going beyond self-destructive just to flush the disease out pale shit a person can pass three gallons of it in a day sometimes more you just got here you have no idea no idea the worst thing the worst thing you know what's like living off rations a glass of water a day sometimes it had to be shared never knew real hunger like this never knew real thirst not till we knew then not till we thought we knew but then had it taken away you know what it's like fragile supply lines another symptom of life then the foundation abandoned us everything did I don't blame them now everything's hard everything's hard you hear a stage one and two and three and you never expected to happen to you but you don't know what death is until after you lose hope when you've reached that point a small line between dead and alive very small indistinguishable you can just stop breathing when even the guards on the wall leave we know what the score is we know what's next bad ways to go the best way to go we have but a bad way to go three days of that imagine that three days of walking dead people dead in the streets walk three paces pause turn around walk three paces over and over for hours then he stopped and that was his story three days I don't the third day I remember nothing from it like my eyes were closed like dreamless sleep retching and pain and pain and holocausts and pain and pain about a savior about a miracle a cry starts out from choked throats sounds like the dying of a great engine people start sobbing without water to allow tears someone sits me up pointing shouting handing me my sister's tiny telescope and through it I see two white horses on the horizon you heard the stories of the one it's a legend you may never see it yourself you pray for it you hope for it maybe that animal's mind will come to you and it needs to feed the desperate but whatever it is you dream of it and dream of it and dream to see white pel it's one thing to believe in a god very much another to see one feel its miracle it rained it has been a long long long long long long long time since I felt rain I crawled crawled out of my hut and lay on my back and god knows what mouth open every drop every drop I don't know if it was the water but I felt strong again young again I still felt pain but I felt a cure the rain went on and on I heard singing and howling and screamed prayers of thanks I was dead passed the line and I feel purged cleaned alive again god help me god help me I will see tomorrow go tell your masters you don't have to tell them everything just that there's two white horses now one that nourishes and one that heals according to the best estimate for the timeline reconstruction before the manifestation of SCP-7000-2 Mobile Task Force horse shoes had lost perpetual line of sight with SCP-7000-1 for the first time not only did Adriana Lee convey the testimony she also chased SCP-7000-1 until it came to the foundation to be corralled Adriana Lee's efforts to bring this to the foundation's attention at great personal cost resulted in her being awarded the foundation's stars Medal of Heroism footnoted only given to those who die for the foundation so they say and was granted her request to listen to the rainfall recording applications to use this as a reward for unusual feats of valor is under consideration correction it is approved although the foundation has not been able to scientifically define its effects this testimony and the testimony of others support the hypothesis that SCP-7000-2 has an anomalous ability to eradicate disease the current presumption is this area of effect increases or decreases depending on its proximity to and severity of disease afflicting individuals in an area observation has shown this does not extend to physical injuries or illnesses that have progressed to the point where a body cannot repair itself beyond this and will at times outrun any escort and vanish once crossing the horizon this loss is acceptable for a maximum of one week the foundation has not been able to confirm whether or not the cholera outbreak was anomalous but it will be treated as though it was this only further cements the importance of SCP-7000 to humanity's continuity SCP-7000-2's whereabouts are unknown to the foundation requests for information can be provided to those level 4 security clearance or authorization from one member of the O5 council SCP-7000-3 description discovery details while unprovable the avoidance of a grand scale conflict between the foundation and one of its current allies is attributed to SCP-7000-3 as with any resource that assists survival SCP-7000-1 and SCP-7000-2 cause escalating tensions between groups of interest control of SCP-7000-1 and SCP-7000-2 was covered by the foundation of SCP-7000-2 SCP-7000-1 and SCP-7000-2 was commonly believed as the primary thing any organization would need for strategic superiority footnote water is life water is always life as a result between December 3rd and or March 12th, 2091 and August 24th, 2093 the month is in the middle Sherman August 24th, 2093 every appearance of SCP-7000-1 and SCP-7000-2 resulted in escalating skirmishes each resulting in significant casualties to each side the primary aggressors include the new occult coalition NOC and the recreationists all diplomatic efforts with the recreationists have failed this group is now solely classified as a threat during this time, foundation efforts were focused on deescalating tensions between the NOC on September 26th, 2093 a non-voy was sent to the NOC South American capital a copy of the message can be provided on request but in short it's specified that if the envoy was not given a reply or if the envoy or NOC did not return within exactly two weeks the foundation would take it as a tacit and explicit declaration of war during the interim all as all signs indicated conflict runners were sent to all available military personnel to prepare for conflict with military defenses coalesce around primary foundation strongholds 1 2 and 3 with other high population strongholds on October 3rd, 2093 the envoy returned unexpectedly with a small NOC squadron escort to primary foundation stronghold 1 the squadron identified itself as the protection party for a newly appointed NOC's foundation ambassador a position created explicitly for this meeting under high guard the ambassador and two escorts were allowed an audience with three high-ranking foundation members an excerpt from this meeting's minutes are below foot no full meeting minutes requires level 3 clearance or above a horse for a kingdom meeting minutes October 4th, 2093 052 takes the lead facilitator the new occult coalition representative Josiah Montag recorder foundation cataloger Isla Agira timekeeper foundation cataloger Isla Agira attendees 05 council members 2 3 4 knock representative Josiah Montag knock attendants Alexander Cho and June Willars agenda topic war or peace between the foundation and the new occult coalition subject to negotiations on access rights to SCP-7000-1 and SCP-7000-2 time taken 19 hours discussions meeting begins with highly formal meetings by each delegation to each delegation 053 immediately inquires as to the status of the envoy occult coalition representative provides evidence that the envoy has accompanied them and will be released into foundation control as a show of good will and to provide witness testimony to knock claims knock begins a presentation to answer as they put it why we came all this way they have uncovered a new massive underground river estimated 1800 kilometers in length while the water is not suitable for human consumption without super human filtration efforts the water appears connected to a variety of underground volcanic soil incredibly rich in organic material this means the water can enable dead tracks of land to become suitable for agriculture knock representative provided small samples of water for foundation own testing each are labeled do not drink the knock requests 70% of the material sufficient to build pumps to fertilize the water and crops 2 access to a total of 200,000 acres 810 square kilometers a potential agricultural land within foundation territory with the option of expansion of crop growth is sustainable 3 assistance with the transportation and digging of 100% of wells in return the knock will consider a cessation to hostilities with an agreement for this treaty the last 10 years provided neither side reopens hostilities 2 consider SCP-7000-1 and 2 as the foundation's asset alone and the foundation's sole responsibility 3 provide food generated to the foundation and provide personnel and ground vehicle support sufficient to guard the foundation's allocation of crops knock representative requests the following to be added to the record the new occult coalition has the ability and the wherewithal to construct the aqueducts dig the plots control the land and farm the soil ourselves but it would be a tragedy for all of us to try and kill each other with the aim of having more when we could support each other by sharing enough negotiations begin during this time the water samples were processed and confirmed to be near miraculous for enriching soil and for the cultivation of a multitude of crops full minutes are not shown for brevity but may be made available please submit a request to your stronghold director if you have an essential need to access the full log conclusions the foundation will provide 50% of materials to build irrigation for crops 300,000 acres 12 1215 square kilometers a potential agricultural land within foundation territory a full cessation of hostilities assistance with the transport of equipment and the digging of 100% of wells with the exception that they will provide a maximum of 70% of the transportation or personnel to guard it 3 emergency uses of SCP-7000-1 annually and 3 emergency uses of SCP-7000-2 to knock with as much available foundation cooperation as can be provided otherwise they are considered fully in the foundation's care the knock will provide 10% of the location of the underground river with an additional 5% revealed annually provide 35% of cultivated crops to the foundation 50% of personnel and 90% of ground vehicle support sufficient to guard and the foundations allocate to guard and the foundation's allocation to crops that seems typo a full cessation of hostilities military support in armed conflict if deemed an existential threat to itself and the foundation the foundation is agreed to the same for the knock monthly meetings will be established between a knock representative agreed on by the foundation and a foundation representative agreed on by the knock the total text of the treaty is expected to consist of over 35 pages blank paper provided by knock as an additional show of goodwill requests for copies or to see the original document are not available 052 requested additional details including the discovery when the discovery was made and if any unusual activity was noticed knock provides testimony corroborated corroborated by multiple witnesses including the foundation envoy that shortly after the discovery of the underground river on the horizon were 3 white horses all in a line documentation verified and signed by 052 053 054 survive construct protect this testimony is the earliest known instance of the third white horse SCP-7003 it is notable in that is the only known time all three horses have been seen in a line as each instance usually has several hundred miles between each other SCP-7003's exact ability is not understood nor has it been well defined this is primarily owed to the rarity of its appearance and the abstractness of its effect to the foundation's best supposition each of SCP-7003's appearance is coincided with a de-escalation of hostilities at a point of high tension between two adversaries including the serpent's claw conflict the collapsed god catastrophe redacted redacted and redacted footnote I'm surprised that I'm surprised how many I didn't know about while 7000-1 and 7000-2 have strict guiding principles to aid territories in most need a loss of sight on SCP-7003 has been deemed acceptable footnote yeah, let it go where it needs to let it run huh, Beyblade, let it rip SCP-7001 and 7000-2's benefits to humanity's survival are quantifiable while the hypothetical prevention abilities of SCP-7003 are not nevertheless, each of these anomalies are considered critical to humanity's survival Incident 7000- on September 22nd, 2098 visual of SCP-7001 SCP-7001-2 and 3 was lost simultaneously for the first time strongholds were alerted and envoys were sent to the foundation's closest allies the knock and the serpent's claw as previous individual disappearances had occurred the longest being SCP-7003 for 42 days the length of SCP-7003's absence was not expected to exceed this yet after three months of growing unrest anger and despair the foundation answered to the need to address the issue below is the full statement certified direct statement from the O5 council to all people of the foundation we want to alleviate your concerns we want to tell you that they are found that all is well but that is not yet the case we ask much of each of you every day small tasks of monumental importance that allow us all to survive and now more than ever before each task assigned to you must be carried out do not let despair become a burden to you do not weigh it down as it will become a ball and chain and harm yourself and those around you because this is not the end there is no cause to believe it is we all know what this is regarding some of you have your own names for them I personally am fond of Groucho Chico and Harpo to the foundation there are SCP-7001-2 and 3 my fellows on the council believe it right to tell you all now that we have on at least 14 occasions to date but unable to locate one or all of SCP-7000 footnote fuck you this is not the first time we have had to relocate them and will not be the last they will be found and their benefits will not be lost and during their absence do not forget we are in a better place someone happy few of us remember the 50 state hurricane the european schism the tear of the hayward fault the great misfire and the energy collapse when our power died for the last time the list goes on too long although these were decades ago they changed the world in ways we once believed would render humanity's survival impossible listen to me now when I say this today is not that day these are not those times every day we defy such a fate and defy the words of our enemies that believe only the next life is worth dying for no one thing was responsible for the current state of the world yet it is human nature to blame it all on one thing just it is human nature to look at one cause perhaps SCP-7000 for its continuation we no longer face the number of threats we once had we have allies now we have agriculture we have supplies stored away for a very long dry summer all this is built on a strong foundation we dare I say it once again believe there will be a future the foundation will inform everyone as soon as SCP-7000 is relocated until then we will be okay today we survive tomorrow we thrive signed the O5 council SCP foundation survive construct protect SCP-7000 file note reception was mixed SCP-7000 remain unaccounted for for the rest of 2098 and most of 2099 in the intervening time the foundation experienced tests of the stability it had worked to build the recreationists who through the alliance with the serpent's claw were thought to be virtually eliminated found a swell of recruits and became bolder than they had in years at their mission tensions between the knock and the overburdened supply lines mounted there were widespread reports and dozens of foundation strongholds of despair insurgency, violence, and civilians wandering out into the wilderness chasing phantoms of horses on December 27th 2099 the O5 council had an emergency meeting minutes and transcripts are locked and inaccessible under council decree DNY protection of destabilizing or existentially threatening communications on July 1st 2068 to anyone who is not a member of the O5 council shortly after on December 29th 2099 the foundation announced SCP-7000-1-2-3 have been spotted overseas and are moving back in the direction of the coalition of North American nations no estimates could be drawn for when SCP-7000 would return but the foundation begs your patience it will not be much longer now SCP-7000 final addendum on December 31st 2100 even the documentation for SCP-7000 was stolen by an unauthorized individual documentation was recovered after Ash Tallins transcriber of surviving endelbeacon IDs 0-9999 abandoned her duties to find endelbeacon 70-1-2-3 herself instead of returning the documentation when found she defaced it by transcribing the unauthorized individual's message on the back of foundation official foundation documentation once she rewrites the documentation the full O5 council will see if disciplinary measures are necessary the individual class 1 runner Adriana Lee has not been located the footnote she added will also be removed we look forward to her return hey Ash I made sure to get one of your beacons hey Ash I made sure to get one of your beacons I've been sitting here a long time this beacons done been on for a long time I wish the foundation ever had enough people to answer these the problem used to be too many people or so I heard I hear a lot in my job I had high clearance remember all those anomalies there's theories about why they're so few now some very smart people think that they manifested in proportion to human population some very smart people disagree no one knows doesn't really matter the three white horses are gone I felt worse to tell you the truth like when I ran from those monsters those people that attacked my little town they were dying of hunger like we were but we never hurt anyone I ran from them and I outran them I made it to a foundation stronghold I'm still here they're dead stamped out so what the three white horses are gone some very smart people think there's going to be a fourth I'm just sitting here hoping to see one like all those other people did I'm done here we're done here and I did it well this is me retiring I'm sorry I took this documentation it wasn't like it's heavily guarded no one really cares anymore everyone's given up I read it for the first time and then a few more times I'm kind of disappointed these things are miracles I don't think that comes across right these are essential to humanity's survival was written down like three times but what there wasn't room to mention the good people did because of them you know those stage 4 quarantine things neighboring cities volunteered water imagine that free water some people volunteered to carry it to the lost cases no one they'd be lost to I carried some as best I could to those zones because even people who know they're dead can still feel alive I would not have done that if I thought there was no point wouldn't do this either then I got locked in and sick I was going to die like everyone else because I got locked in and left for dead I did the best thing I ever done in my life which was running for hours and hours and hours to tell people there's another reason to live want a medal for it but I also didn't want them to leave I'm glad it worked out hope can't die twice I was dead I was dead actually dead beyond saving I'd come to terms with it as best as anyone could I lost hope I lost it all hope will to live all for good then I was saved so I think whatever else happens I'll believe I can be saved when I die I won't notice it I'll die hopeful I miss you I'll sit here and wait for you if I'm not here it means I saw them and I'm chasing them I'll report back I'll cross the horizon and I'll report back if anyone can I can I'll prove that right don't worry depending on your definition of it everything will be okay or not I don't know what I'm trying to say here maybe Ash all you need to know is that you're alive that's beautiful and that's worth living for see you someday oh that was an undertaking okay I am a big fan of this one yeah it's like I saw some people in the chat saying it's like an inverse four horsemen in the apocalypse kind of deal yeah it became very obvious at the end but I kind of saw how they were fitting into the paradigm earlier on yep by the third one I was like okay yeah peace and whatnot also in the chat I have to acknowledge this someone asked can they get an oo-woo so I will happily oo-woo there you go you're welcome thank you for the two dollars in change for that oo-woo perfect something that this did very very well just something that I'm ecstatic about is the way that it did not hold your hand on this alternate universe yes and the way it delivered it just had me like what the fuck into high heaven as we keep going on man paper you need like a requisition for paper paper request denied yeah that was hilarious the stuff was really solid the choice to just do the dialogue that you did earlier that was very good it also just felt like a whole saga there were times I was like oh yeah we're still on this one it comes back to the horses oh yeah it's the horses one we're still on the horses one it covers such a large ground I like it UPDOOT CITY UPDOOT CITY I'm gonna look up the GoFundMe on my iPad rather than clicking the screen cause I don't know if it does a weird thing where it doesn't update perfectly every time I refresh it got it sometimes the GoFundMe does weird things that's fair very fair I'll check mine as well and the uh let's see was three white horses by the author they call me Tim as they call you excellent work author a lot of theological anomalies so far indeed and I notice a lot of somewhat climate change adjacent I did think that this one had a lot of similarities to the one with the comet there was a lot of uh similar themes and the anomaly is very different but uh yeah very good uh if you please uh while you're enjoying our show before we move on to the next anomaly please make your way over to the GoFundMe linked in our description of this stream to go help our buddies Jeremiah Sumerian get this whole roof housing situation fixed yes if you're just joining us I tried to kill Dr. Sumerian and we're trying to raise money to have that tree executed now we're raising money to help Sumerian get out of his house before it falls on him so it you know that would mean a lot to us to uh to myself to Sumerian to everyone that's uh that's making this stream happen and all the events that we're going to be doing where we're promoting it his GoFundMe yeah all right let's lose the three red horses and let's make our way to stomach ache by Sondrens oh yeah I'll take this one mm-hmm you know all about stomach aches alright here we go stomach aches by Sondren that was not right oh one second we are and scp7000 stomach ache um level 3 scp7000 item number scp7000 object class euclid special containment procedures scp7000 is being held within a standard site 19 humanoid containment cell all meals provided to it must derive from the list of acceptable items provided by scp7000 upon containment as of as of 2022 March 9th 2022 this formatting changes are throwing me off all meals must be checked for residual formaturgical energy there we go again going into magic in order to avoid undue risk to all involved foundation staff may enter may not enter scp7000's holding cell during regurgitation events oh boy description scp7000 is a 17 year old woman with a body of pika footnote pika is a psychological phenomenon characterized by the consumption of items that would not usually be considered edible scp7000 will only consume items that it considers supernaturally cleansing or lucky this includes but is not limited to amulets and talismans representations of good fortune components of purification rituals and cleaning products despite subsisting on a diet containing little to no nutrition scp7000 is relatively healthy for its age the only apparent symptom of its condition is a constant and severe stomach ache scp7000 has accepted the use of calcium carbonate as treatment due to its role as an ingredient in cleaning products scp7000 has also displayed a compulsion to reproduce lucky images on its own skin with a specific focus on the image of the hasma footnote a hasma is a hand shaped amulet in the Middle East believed to protect against the evil eye while this compulsion originally manifested as a form of self harm a previous caretaker successfully convinced scp7000 to use permanent marker instead scp7000 was discovered in 2021 following a parent a pattern of tortoiseshell cats disappearances in august fey footnote tortoiseshell cats are considered to be good luck in many cultures it's august fey west virginia scp7000's foster parents reported to be through the police that they had caught it in the middle of eating one of the missing cats footnote scp7000 had been in foster care since 2014 after its mother died in the house fire once it was arrested scp7000 told officers that its foster mother had forbade it from consuming its compulsive diet requiring drastic measures scp7000 displays extreme distrust of foundation staff and often refuses to cooperate for tests and interviews this is typical behavior for many anomalies with time spent in the foster care system research's current focus is establishing a rapport addendum as of 2022 march 5th scp7000 has begun vomiting at infrequent intervals in addition to its dyspepsia the items recurgitated by scp7000 show no signs of being digested and most do not seem to match anything scp7000 has eaten further research is pending addendum ongoing log of recurgitated items date items recurgitated and notes march 5th a handful of four leaf clovers recurgitated notes had originally been provided to scp7000 as a snack march 8th a silver pendant in the shape of a jalapeno pepper bears resemblance to a cornicello provided to scp7000 as part of a previous meal a cornicello is a horn shaped protective charm found in some regions of Italy march 9th 47 pieces of paper burying various summing summoning sigils notes only two sigils seem to be viable see video log 2022 of march 9th march 13th and recurgitated 8th computer graphics processing units of varying brands and makes notes all GPUs perform similarly to their traditionally produced counterparts and are currently being analyzed by the computation and prediction department march 14th 6 standalone tablets etched with enokian symbols were recurgitated notes assumed to be summoning devices see video log 2022 of 314 march 19th 80 tennis balls notes recurgitated over a 4 hour period march 28th and is recurgitated 11 novelty calendars notes 5 out of the 11 calendars to pick the same comic strip character garfield significance is unknown march 30th item recurgitated is 10 permanent markers in varying colors notes none april 5th items recurgitated 3 toy cars notes none april 10th item recurgitated is unknown notes see video log margaret from 1810 to 1820 april 13th items recurgitated 4 cancerous growths notes growths show no indications growths show indications of surgical remover DNA analysis indicates human hosts april 18th items recurgitated 7 pounds of deamaxis earth probably butchered that it's Damascus earth that's it notes previously requested by scp7000 as a potential meal april 26th the partially digested remains of 5 cats were recurgitated notes see video log 2022 of 0426 may 5th items recurgitated 5 pills of unknown make in manufacture notes pond testing each pill cause test subject to act in superstitious ways for approximately 48 hours may 12th item recurgitated unknown notes see audio log 202205-12 video log date 2022-03-09 at 2300 hours in 3 minutes note scp7000's dinner preceding this recurgitation event have been assorted wishbones from various avian species begin log at approximately 1103pm scp7000 begins wretching all over the metal bin placed inside its bed over a span of 2 minutes it expels 7 sheets of paper into the bin before rolling over in bed the inside of the bin grows a dull red color for a few moment there's a little uh spelling error there before a cloud of black smoke emerges accompanied by a loud bang scp7000 can be heard yelping and who has summoned me on this who would like to make the smoke clears revealing two tall figures facing each other in the middle of the room the taller one has long dark hair and is draped in multicolored scarves but note later identified by the demonology department as elothian copulative contract agent okay uh let's see this has been heavily pierced with gold chains the shorter one has cropped white hair and is wearing a 3p suit it's not the circular similar to that of a lamprey footnote later identified by the demonology department as borborygmus a Faustian contract initiation officer okay the suited figure sighs and leans against the nair borborygmus hello shit if you're here I suppose I can give up on this being a simple soul flip I was thinking something similar is there anybody else here um hello the two entities turn to look at scb7000 who has pressed herself against the wall in fear how did you two get in here oh how did you two get in here well never mind that little lady do I have the perfect deal for you what would you think about as borborygmus steps closer to scb7000 their eyes drift down to its stomach the demon smile fades and its skin lightens to pink as it stumbles backwards my duke what the fuck is going on in here god I can feel it in my spleens I'm sorry I'm sorry what did I do I'm sorry what the fuck are you some kind of borborygmus shut the hell up for once in your existence as shit steps between borborygmus and 7000 and kneels at the side of scb7000's bed scb7000 continues to cry out apologies as borborygmus mutters to themselves patting down their suit do you mind if I touch your stomach I'll try my best not to hurt you after a few moments scb7000 nods as shit places their hands on its stomach causing it to wince but borborygmus sneers what do you think you're doing even if a bus is shitty as you would know that the fun bits start further down okay incubus I get it I'm palpating her abdomen leech mouth I ran triage during the gilded wars back when you were still chirping at your brood mommy to give you some more reverse magma have you been eating anything you aren't supposed to sweetie anything magical or glowing after a beat scp7000 shakes its head as shit size and stands up their fingertips are visually blackened at the tips as if they have been pressed against hot metal well you're retaining thomoturgical radiation somehow hun but to get to this level without doing more damage to you you'd have to consume small doses of magical energy for well for years scp7000 looks down to eschette's fingertips and this hurts people I mean the people around me eschette laughs as they move their hands behind their back I mean it hurts but borborygmus they don't especially count as people borborygmus hisses as they lean over to look inside the bin next to scp7000's bed it grabs a handful of regurgitated sigils and waves them at eschette here's a mystery solved that's my summoning sigil there if it was any more over the kid would have summoned barbazelle instead and this room would have had a much bloodier paint job ah I see random thomoturgical generation that is not a good sign it's a good sign for us light these up we're out of here give me a second alright look kid I don't know what's going on with you but these are bad signs and you've got a succubus telling you that so you know eschette's bad scp7000 nods hugging a pillow to her stomach so whatever it is do your best to take care of yourself okay eschette smiles across the room the bundle of sigils and borborygmus his hands burst into flames the two figures burst into flame as well scp7000 covers its eyes as the fire dies out and log addendum video log 3-14 note scp7000's breakfast preceding this renegotiation event had been three dreamcatchers purchased from ojibwe crabsmen begin log at approximately 9.59am scp7000 begins wretching over the metal bin placed beside the desk over a span of four minutes it expels six eraser sized tablets into the bin before placing its head on its desk eyes shut the bin starts to vibrate and six blinding shafts of light manifest in the room the one closest to scp7000 visibly turns be not afraid child of avram for i am there is no need to be afraid child of yitzchak for there is no need to be afraid child of yisrael the shafts of light talk over each other in louder and louder voices only a sound that is a deep deafening rumble after a few moments the shafts of light fall silent one by one each one fades revealing a massive motionless wing figure that looks as though it carved out of glowing marble the center of the figures is a very old man with enormous wings wearing a gray jumpsuit and wielding a mask and a welding mask he is holding what looks like a car key fob sorry about that young one i keep telling the divine program is that the messengers need their nlp modules revamped but it's on the backlog until the second era of prophecy let me take a look the old man pulls a knife out of his pocket and digs into the side of one of the tall figures does not react the wound gapes open revealing pulsing glowing innards the old man sticks his hands inside rummaging around meanwhile scb7000 sits up and takes his hands off his ears looking from the figures to the man the old man with wide eyes what who who are you i'm just a repair man don't mind me is that what kind of repairs is that well right now i'm just digging around for the reset switch but if you mean on general i do all sorts mostly wet wear and light wear fixes but every once in a while i'll hazard out a flame wear or soul wear fix if it's contracted scb7000's hand moves to its stomach its miles wait so you can fix people like their insides the old man waves a dismissive hand the one not the one not inside the tall figure okay now don't have the contracts or tools for people anything with free will is the domain of the big man even if they're um hurting people the old man looks at scb7000 then at scb7000's stomach he sighs and twists something inside the tall figure its head lowers keyword simpsom one by one the tall fingers burst into flame and disappear the old man sighs there we go so is this about what i was going on in your abdomen scb7000 nods does it does it hurt you does it hurt the last people i saw nah i've got all my shots i'm afraid i can't fix it though as i mentioned it's well above my pay grade but hey it's not that bad is it from what i know about humans everybody hurts everybody else a little it's par for the course no i no no i'm sick of hurting i don't want to hurt other people either i just want everything to be okay is that just too much is that too much to ask i really wish it wasn't kid the key fob in the old man's hand start to beep he looks at it in sighs again look i'm about to get pulled out of here for my next gig is there anything else i can do for you anything at all if you can't fix this me if you can't fix me can anybody of course nothing's broken so badly it can't be fixed just got to find the right tools for the job the old man smiles and the enormous wings on his back flap once with a small flash of light he disappears scp 7000 puts its head back on its desk reaching for the container of calcium carbonate and and log okay a dental video log margaret 18 hours 10 minutes to 18 hours 20 minutes footnote due to an insuppressable cognitive hazard effect present in the original footage human transcription is not possible without severe religious repercussions the following log was transcribed automatically it was then manually translated from akkadian and thus did margaret kneel upon the floor of her dwelling and from her mouth emerged the untranslated footnote this word does not appear in any known akkadian text however it shares root with the terms for honor weight passion and liver and the lord appeared unto margaret in the dust swirling in the air margaret's gaze was lifted from the floor oh I see it's it's not time it's a it's actually like a passage it's margaret 18 10 through 20 got it and margaret said unto the lord who are you what is happening is it happening again she cried out once more in awe and fear 13 the lord heard margaret's pleas and so he said unto her I am the lord your god god of isek god of israel 14 what would you ask of me and margaret looked up at the visage and she said unto the lord 15 there is something wrong with me I tried to fix it I tried to become something better and yet I still hurt those around me I still hurt myself 16 the lord listened to margaret and he said there is no fault within you that cannot be fixed by you and it's man that I may forgive 17 your will is your own and all curses are blessings and blessings follow and margaret stood and she said what the fuck am I supposed to do with that 18 and she said if all I do to fix the pain causes more what can I do with will and the lord was silent 19 and margaret took the untranslated and smote it upon the floor and the lord was scattered 20 and now that the light of the lord had left her margaret cried out once more 20 video log 20 20 video log 20 video log 20 video log 20 video log 20 video log 20 video log 20 video log 20 video log 20 video log 20 video log 20 video log 20 video log 20 video log 30 auch 30 against the summit. A few minutes later, after regurgitation, the five bodies begin to reanimate, disparate sections of the same corpses knit together and the cats try to stand up. SCP-7000 reacts to the squelching sound this produces by jumping out of bed and running to the far wall away from the bodies, shouting for assistance. The cats move slowly towards SCP-7000. As they approach, SCP-7000 stops shouting and sinks down, sitting against the wall with its arms wrapped around its knees. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so, so, so sorry. It begins to cry. The cat, without its hind corners, meows. It is moving slower than the others, dragging itself along. A stray scalp of viscera, a stray scrap of viscera, drags behind it. I just, I need to be better to not hurt people around me. And I was desperate, and I hurt you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. SCP-7000 buries its head between its knees and continues to apologize. The cats reach SCP-7000 and begin to rub against its legs. Their purring is very loud. The cat, without its hind quarters, drags itself next to SCP-7000 and settles down against it. The other cats follow suit and sit down next to or close to SCP-7000 as it apologizes and cries. They all remain in this position for half an hour. It is unknown at which point, during this time, the bodies of the cats de-animate once more. And log. Okay. Addendum, audio log 2022, 05-12. Footnote, the motion activated camera in SCP-7000's room malfunction and did not record this regurgitation event. Only audio is captured. Note, SCP-7000 had refused to eat the day before. Begin log. At 2, 12 am, SCP-7000 can be heard retching. Footnote, no evidence of regurgitated material was found. This continues intermittently, intermittently for a few minutes. Begins to cry softly as well. Unknown. Oh, Maggie. Oh, no. Here, sweetie. Wipe your nose. That'll make you feel better. Come here. Let me feel your forehead, okay? The rustling of sheets. You don't feel hot? Do you think it's something you ate? Uh-huh. Oh dear. Okay. I'll get you some peppermint tea. Your grandfather swore by peppermint for an upset tummy. Upset tummy. Upset stomach tummy. Better. No. No, please. It's okay. Don't go anywhere. Just sit with me, please. Of course, sweetie. There's a silence for a few minutes, occasionally broken by SCP-7000's retching. Other than peppermint, is there anything else that helps? Other foods, I mean. You know, most people wouldn't want to talk about food while they're throwing up. Please? Okay, okay. Well, I know bland foods like crackers and rice cakes are supposed to be soothing. I had a friend in college that always swore by chewing on raw ginger. But ginger is as well. But you know what always worked for me? What? French onion soup. What? No way. I swear to you. It's the dumbery cure for everything. The caramelized onion, the thick cheese melted on top, the sliced fancy bread soaking at the bottom. Stop making me hungry. I'm sick. The unknown voice laughs. Sorry, sorry. I got carried away. What makes you ask about sick day foods? I just... it's been a really, really long time since I've gotten anything good to eat. I know, sweetie. I know. Silence for another few minutes. SCP-7000 has stopped retching. Can I say something silly? Of course. I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry. What for? For when the house burned down. For when you... Maggie. That's silly. It was an electrical sort. You were fast asleep. You didn't do anything. I know that. I know that. But no other house in our area had any electrical shorts. Not in the past few years. So something must have been different in our house, right? So it must have been me. I jinxed it or something. And I know this is stupid and I'm a really backwards way of thinking about it. But the way you looked when you said that when they brought you out, SCP-7000 falls silent. For a few moments, all that can be heard is its breath. Fast and shallow. Well, okay. Let's think about it this way. If we're considering things that happened to me as evidence for your effect on my life, why focus solely on the end? What? Magpie, you're not a parent. You have no concept of the absolute joy you gave me for your entire life. Every second, every minute of every day with you was a blessing. The only reason I care about the ending is because it meant I didn't get to see you grow up, to see how you blessed other people. But I'm not blessing other people. I'm hurting them. I have it. As far as I can tell, sweetie, the only person being hurt here is you. Can you imagine how hard it is for me to see you in pain? All I want to do is help you, to show you what you deserve. It's so, so much more than this. I know. I'm sorry. Oh, Maggie. Oh, my sweet girl. I'm the one who should be sorry. I shouldn't be trying to guilt you like this. No, no, it's okay. I should. Is it okay if I try? Try what? To do better. To stop, stop hurting me. That would be a good thing. Yes. Will you see when I do? Of course. I see seven thousand yawns. Now go back to sleep. You'll feel better in the morning. That's another cure for nausea, you know. Will you be here when I wake up? I'm sorry, Maggie. I don't know. I don't know how I'm here now. But I'll stay here until you fall asleep, okay? Then I'll stay awake tonight, then tomorrow night, and then, okay, okay, silly. How about this? You lie down and rest your eyes. I'll sit with you. But you won't leave, right? I won't be asleep. I'll be here with you, even if you do fall asleep. I'll be with you. I promise. Okay. I love you, Mom. I love you too, Maggie. I love you so, so very much. No other noises recorded. And log. Addendum. On 2205-13, SCP-7000 requested its first meal outside of the parameters of its anomalous diet. Its dinner that night consisted of peppermint tea, ginger ale, and French onion soup. That was good. Once again, a lot of, a lot of, like, a lot of religious articles. I'll just, a lot of theological stuff. But- Um, why was the character so concerned that it was hurting other people? Um, I guess it assumed that the demons were people. And like, it's all how they reacted to the demons. And I guess because it felt guilt for potentially, like, it blamed itself for the death of its mother. Okay. And it sort of, like, started assigning that guilt on to other things, I guess. I thought that the, some of the recursive items kind of made it seem like, like the SCP-7000 was helping people, you know what I mean? Like, the, um, cancerous growths that had surgical removal, like, that belonged to humans. Does that, like, indicates that it, that it, you know, like has some connection to at least four people getting their tumors removed, right? I don't know. So like, I mean, I think that, you know, the last bits that were really good, that, that final log was like, you know, it was pretty emotional. I felt myself get a little emotional at that one. Um, the, I just like the, the, I get kind of tired of seeing the, the Judeo, the traditional Judeo-Christian motifs in some of these religious articles. But at the same time, I mean, it's, I mean, it's well written. There's a few, a few errors here and there, but I mean, it's a contest entry, it happens. Um, I don't know, what do you think? Honestly, this just doesn't affect me emotionally. Like, even the, the mom log, just like, just didn't vibe with me. That's fair. You know, I do think that, um, I guess, like, there's a couple sentences that came off that should have been rewritten, I think, um, with the, the one with the old man. Um, like, this is like, you know, um, for reference, if the author's listening, I could, I could, I could look. It's the one where, uh, yeah, with its hand mentions, its hand is a separate sentence. The, uh, is it? Uh, yeah, here we go. It says, the old man waves a dismissive hand, hard stop, the one not inside the tall figure. You've got a subject there, but you need the, the rest of the sentence. The one not inside the tall figure is, it's, it's a little clunky. It could be, if you, if you put a little comma there, that would be at least a little better. Um, just like a little thing, maybe it could just use a little revision, a little bit of tonal but like the, you know, the core concepts, I like the core concept. Um, it, it does like, it's a little, little flat. I mean, yeah, for me, this one's, this one's just like, a no vote for me. I'm not super interested yet. I think if I got more of the character and like the story, I could be like for it, but right now it just kind of doesn't hit me with what it's trying to do. Yeah. Yeah. It's not bad, but it's just not there yet. I don't think. And, uh, you know, my opinion anyways, which really super doesn't matter. The, uh, the, the note from Saundrance under the ratings mod, which is by someone with a sensitive stomach. I feel you there. All right. Checking on the fundraiser real quick. We go from 25, 78 to get up, up, up, refreshing, refreshing, refreshing, refreshing 25, 78. We have not someone go put a dollar in that bin and make it go up. Yeah. Any, any little bit counts. So Marion needs your, needs that extra, extra dollar to that you have lying around. Um, he needs it to, uh, to rebuild his living space. He lost nearly everything he owns. He's, he's next up on our list. Some fun. SCP 7000 horn of plenty by Cothe Harder, uh, Strix cathart restricts. Oh, yeah. All right. That's a look. That's a vibe. Oh, I agree. If I move it over, if I move over, doesn't scroll sideways. So shrink it. More shrink. I'm getting like 80s, uh, hacker movie vibes from this. Yeah. Foundation remote access database and we're situated. Let's take it from the top item number SCP 7000 classification level four secret containment class, Thaumiel special containment procedures. SCP 7000 is to operate continuously. Each spoke of wheel and its corresponding section of wreath is to be deactivated once per week per maintenance for no longer than 24 hours at a time. Cornucopia is not to be deactivated unless it suffers a malfunction that impedes production to an unacceptable degree. All SCP 7000 automated systems are to be managed by Anonaria.aic who is to continually monitor the entire facility for malfunctions or sabotage. All mechanical personnel stationed in SCP 7000 report directly to anonaria.aic and are to remain connected to it at all times. Anonaria.aic itself is to remain in constant communication with site one. All human personnel within SCP 7000 are to be bound with geeses that prevent them from undertaking acts of sabotage. If hostile action is taken against one of SCP 7000's distribution centers, the way connecting it to the center in question is to be closed from within and only reopened once the threat has abated. If hostiles breach SCP 7000 itself, joint Task Force Tau 7, codename Lunch Ladies, is to respond with lethal force. SCP 7000's product is to be inspected once daily to ensure quality. Description. SCP 7000 is a food production facility and distribution center constructed by the SCP Foundation in partnership with the Global Coalition to combat the great famine of 2022. Due to my involvement with the project, I059 have been asked to provide some historical context here for the benefit of future generations. Dr. Christopher Zarshin was the first to suggest that we develop a large-scale anomalous food source as a contingency against a hypothetical global famine. Dr. Zarshin's original proposal would have involved the synthesizing of edible organic compounds from volcanic raw materials, though this concept would later be incorporated into a certain other project. Production was too slow for it to really be workable as a solution to world hunger. Discussion of a global famine contingency was reignited by the discovery of SCP 871 in 2011. Though this object was too dangerous and of too little nutritional value to serve as a long-term food source, its existence was seen as a proof of an anomalous global supply's theoretical viability. In response, I ordered the creation of Project Fortuna, which was tasked with investigating the applications of ectoentropic anomalies to mass-produce the applications of ectoentropic anomalies to mass food production. Project Fortuna devised much of the future SCP-7000's designs in the following years, incorporating new technological and traumatological advances and additional end-to-ectoentropic anomalies as they were discovered. We named the project after the Roman goddess of luck, mostly because she carried a cornucopia. That and some of her other symbols, wheel globe wreath, coincidentally resembled our early designs, and her aspect and an area protected the harvest. It was also a bit of a joke to be honest. We said that if we were lucky it would be a waste of time. The joke ended up being on us. But we stuck to the name and the symbology in the number 7 anyways. Maybe it was just superstition. But with stakes like these, a little luck goes a long way. Project Fortuna's work was mostly theoretical for the 10 years of its existence. We didn't really start to seriously consider implementation until 2019. Various political and economic upheavals associated with the lifting of the veil and subsequent containment breaches had produced serious supply chain disruptions that were never fully rectified. These problems were further exacerbated by a series of extreme climate events in the following year, including the failure of the Indian monsoon. Though they certainly made things difficult, these circumstances alone did not constitute a global famine. Recovery might have been possible within a few years if no other disasters occurred. Unfortunately, the world was not that lucky. On March 17, 2021, SCP-4997 unexpectedly awoke from its long slumber beneath Yellowstone National Park and started moving towards the surface. The object was predicted to breach within 8 hours. If it had done so, the resulting eruption might have led to an IK class scenario, the collapse of global civilization. Naturally, the Foundation and the Global Occult Coalition immediately began attempts to prevent the eruption or mitigate its effects. Several SCP objects were ineffectually employed for this purpose, but it was the coalition that finally neutralized SCP-4997 by appropriating a high yield nuclear explosive into its brain. This prevented a breach, but the creature's dying convulsion still triggered an eruption that, despite being an order of magnitude smaller than the worst case, remained the worst in human history. The explosion launched some 300 cubic kilometers of ash into the atmosphere. Most of it fell in and around the state of Montana, and it would be hard to underestimate the amount of damage that resulted. The death toll at least wasn't as bad as it could have been since we were able to use anomalous means in the evacuation and several groups of interests pitched in to help. The ash wasn't even the worst of it. Highlighting it's the Wandsmen and the Serpent's Hand who helped out. And Yellowstone National Park is linking to SCP-2000 up here as well. Interesting. Alright, pictured is volcanic ash and pumice in the Missouri River. Over the next several weeks, sulfur dioxide from the eruption spread worldwide, blocking sunlight and cooling the planet. SCP-2000 was going to be colder than either year without a summer or the volcanic winter of 536. In both those years, the unseasonally cold weather caused widespread famine, disease, outbreaks, political upheaval, and thousands to millions of deaths. The IK scenario had been averted, but 2022 was still on track to be the deadliest year in history. To avert a global famine on such short notice, it would take a miracle. SCP-7000 is that miracle. Picture of the Sun on July 4th, 2021. SCP-7000 consists of four primary components codenamed globe, cornucopia, wheel, and reef. C'monan Globe is the artificial pocket dimension that houses the other components. It is a sphere 0.7 kilometers in diameter. The lower half of Globe's volume is filled with a single chunk of limestone. Globe is bounded by an ontokinetic exclusion barrier to prevent equipment or personnel from falling outside. Force field in common parlance. The barrier is opaque, non-reflective, and black in color. Globe is kept stable by seven large scranton reality anchors located near its center. The SRA served to protect the most essential components of SCP-7000 from reality alteration, while leaving the hume level at Globe's edge low enough for weight creation. Cornucopia, a large metal structure located at the center of Globe, is the component of SCP-7000 responsible for food production. It is divided into three sections. The upper section of cornucopia is a hemisphere containing the scranton reality anchors that stabilize Globe and the mainframe that houses an area.aic. The large antenna extends from the top of cornucopia for the purpose of communicating with Site-1, which is connected to SCP-7000 through a pinhole way at Globe's apex, pinhole leading to the tail thread of joy. Each middle section is a squat cylinder divided radially into seven compartments. Each compartment contains a specific food-producing anomalous object and an automated apparatus that ensures maximum food production from it. Individual compartments are explained in detail below. Blessing, codenamed the multitude's meal. Footnote 12 loaves of barley bread and 7 cooked tilapia varying size that do not mold or decay. When sliced, each slice is near instantaneously read and generates into an entire loa- and or fish. Only the loa fish produced by the largest slice retains any anomalous properties. These objects were donated to Project Fortuna by the Horizon Initiative. The anomalous objects have been securely attached to the ceiling of this compartment with SCP-170, Footnote 3, a tube of glue that permanently binds two objects. Once per second, all 21 objects are precisely divided into numerous paper-thin slices by a laser array, except for one large portion including the point of attachment, which retains the original object's properties upon regeneration. Footnote, if the objects later need to be removed from cornucopia, they need only be sliced so that the portion attached to the ceiling is not the largest. This should only be done if absolutely necessary as the supply of SCP-170 is limited. Vegetable, SCP-1689, Footnote 5, a sack containing an apparently infinite amount of potatoes, is inverted and suspended above the metal grate. The bars on this grate are far enough apart to admit potatoes but not enough for the entire object to pass through if it fell. Fruit, SCP-4109, Footnote 6, a pile of seemingly infinite number of citrus fruits in Gainesville, Florida, is connected to cornucopia by a pipeline that runs through a permanent way at Globe's Edge. Fruit is pumped continuously from the anomaly to the fruit compartment via air suction. Meat, SCP-4495, Footnote, a deceased poor sign organism which produces endless links of animate intestines, has been placed within a replica of its original containment chamber, essentially an automatic meat grinder that catches and pulverizes all SCP-4495-1 instances. After it is reduced to paste, SCP-4495-1 is emptied into the lower portion of cornucopia to be mixed with the other ingredients. SCP-4495 normally produces only 1-4 instances of SCP-4495-1 per minute. A Mach-3, Zionk, Anastakos, Anastasikos, Constant Temporal Sync, Codemix-Ax, has been used to accelerate the passage of time within this section and thereby increase food output to necessary levels. This section is equipped with several incendiary fail-safes to prevent SCP-4495-1 instances from breaching containment if cornucopia is deactivated. Grain, SCP-4503, Footnote-8, a cauldron that constantly produces pasta. It cannot be activated or deactivated by a phrase unique to the desired type of pasta. It is inverted and suspended above a wide metal grate continuously producing macaroni noodles. As SCP-4503 normally only produces 1 liter of pasta per minute, a Mach-3 exacts has been used to accelerate the passage of time within this section and thereby increase food output to necessary levels. One D-class android is stationed within the grain section at all times to perform the deactivation phrase if necessary. Dairy, SCP-6542, God damn it milk Jesus is here. Footnote-9, a baptismal font in Maerzek Polen that constantly produces milk and other dairy products. It is connected to cornucopia by a pipeline that runs through a permanent way at Globe's Edge. Milk is continually pumped out of the anomaly and into cornucopia through this pipe. Sensors on the Maerzek side of the way are programmed to detect any rapture events produced by SCP-6542 and automatically close the way to prevent SCP-7000 from flooding. Dessert, anomalous objects 546, Footnote, a tube of Mentosa contains an infinite number of said candies, and 833, a package of redacted brand chocolates with apparently infinite capacity. Are inverted and suspended above a grating, the bars on the grating are in the shape of triangular prisms, creating an opening that all produced candies can fall through lengthwise, but the anomalous objects cannot pass through at all. The oh, early schematic of component, cornucopia, antenna, upper section, middle section, lower section, port structures on either side, coming down to here. The lower section, shaped like a truncated inverted cone, functioned similarly to an enormous food processor, using an assortment of blades and other devices to blend the products of the middle portion into a homogenous paste that is then transferred to wheel for processing. Cornucopia's top-heavy design is supported by seven large pillars, each rising from the ground between two spokes of the wheel, and connecting to the middle portion where it overhangs the lower. Component wheel receives the output of cornucopia, packages it as an edible form, and transports it to distribution centers worldwide. Wheel consists of seven fully-automated assembly lines, spokes, that originate at the base of cornucopia and terminate at the equidistant points along a circular, fully-automated sorting center, the rim. Along the spokes, cornucopia's product is rapidly cooked, dried, pressed, and sliced, induced serving-size bars. The bars are then individually wrapped in plastic that has been printed with a weak mnemonic agent which improves the perceived taste of the SCP-7000 product. After wrapping, the bars are then individually wrapped and packaged in crates of 1,000. The crates are then delivered to the rim where they are each assigned to a destination and transferred by a series of cranes and conveyor belts to the corresponding way. Redacted of these ways exist, it's placed evenly along the outer circumference of the globe where they will not suffer interference from the central reality anchors. Each way connects to a distribution center on earth. Early diagram of SCP-7000 is seen from above. Component wheel is in black. The white circle at the center is cornucopia. The red circles are Wreath's power stations. Wreath is SCP-7000's power supply. It consists of a single liquid fluoride thorium reactor, a lifter, located in an underground chamber halfway between the center of globe and its lower boundary, and seven power stations space equidistantly between the spokes of wheel, halfway between the center of globe, and its equator. The lifter is equipped with numerous fail safes to prevent accidental irradiation of food. The passage is... pardon. Connecting the reactor to the rest of SCP-7000 can be remotely sealed by anonoria.aic, and the event of a catastrophic failure, the radioactive material, can be dropped down a vertical shaft leading to the bottom of globe, where it will fall into the outside and harmlessly de-conceptualize. If the reactor fails or is temporarily deactivated, power will be supplied by the backup diesel generators located in each power station until reactor functionality is restored. Each power station also houses a massive ever heart resonator, links to GOC supplemental Thalma workings page, which converts some of Wreath's electrical output into elan vital energy. This eave is used to power the ways connecting SCP-7000 to distribution centers on earth. Each resonator is manned by seven global co-coalition thaumaturgists in rotating ships, who act as the catalyst for electricity-to-eave conversion. The power substations double as barracks for these thaumaturgists, as well as the 49 on-duty members of Mobile Task Force Tau-7, codamed Lunch Ladies, and SCP-7000's allotment of 49 D-class androids. Addendum April 1st, 2021 Construction of SCP-7000 began with the component globe, with the creation of component globe. Footnote For security reasons, the method by which this was achieved is classified Level 5. Codename, I didn't want to write it. Just kidding, probably. Mobile Task Force Omega-12, codename Achilles Heal, from SCP-3480, then took advantage of globe's initially low-cume level and corresponding ease of reality alteration to create its stone foundation in many of the raw materials that would later be used in the construction of SCP-7000's other components. Footnote While the entire structure theoretically could have been constructed with reality bending, manual assembly was preferred to ensure precision. The central reality anchors were then activated, stabilizing globe. The most difficult component to construct was wheel, primarily of the hundreds of artificial ways that would need to be created. To prevent the backlash from damaging other components, these ways needed to be opened from the non-SCP-7000 side. Before that could occur, the locations of the distribution centers had to be decided. This was accomplished by Ninaria.aic, who identified optimal locations based on criteria such as population density, availability of pre-existing foodstuffs, and proximity to other population centers. Most distribution points were consequently placed in major cities. Once ideal points were selected, the Foundation and Global Coalition coordinated with local authorities to construct or appropriate a large, secure structure for this purpose. mundane authorities were likewise entrusted with specifics of food distribution since once it was delivered to the distribution points. This decision was primarily a practical one, as Foundation and GOC resources were already spreading thin managing SCP-7000 itself in addition to normal operations. Each distribution center was, however, provided with a security complement of Foundation and Coalition personnel as a precaution against anticipated rioting. Addendum May 5th, 2021. The Horizon Initiative contacted the O5 Council, expressing reluctance to donate the multitude's meal for use in SCP-7000 and requesting a meeting. As the majority of the Council was otherwise engaged, O5-1 met with the Tribunal as a representation of the entire body. Open log. Oh, sweet Jesus. The sidebar of the article just got much, much smaller. We were like three-quarters of the way done and now we're halfway done. Video log recording started. O5-1 is seated behind a desk. The Tribunal, Samuel, Bernard, and Aiden is seated across from him. Four Mobile Task Force Alpha-1 red right hand agents stand behind O5-1. Four Horizon Initiative soldiers stand behind the Tribunal. Is this about the milk? No, actually no. We're still ironing out the details, but our working theory is that it consists of Christ's pain and suffering washed off by the milk bath and given life by contact with his blood and curdled. Yes, curdled into its curtain formed by our sins. It's not him in other words, it just thinks it is. Or it's an utter fraud. Or that. Either way, we've agreed that Jesus and the Lord would support its use to feed the needy. Great, so what is the problem? We're not sure SCP-7000 is the way to do it. Why not? Well, your plans have some holes. What happens to the food after it's delivered to the distribution points? Governments will take over from there. And what if the government can't handle it or won't? We don't have the resources to micromanage the way several hundred countries divvy up their food. We'll be stretched to them enough already just getting the food to the cities and making sure angry mobs don't storm the distribution centers. What if the mobs are angry with good reason? We're all going to be a little hungrier than usual if that's what you mean. That's not what I mean. Then what do you mean? Genocide. Genocide. Tell me, Overseer, how much of the food you give to the Chinese Communist Party will find its way to the Uighurs? There's nothing we can do about that. Nothing you can do or nothing you're willing to do. I'm sorry, but has the sheer scale of this project somehow escaped you? SCP-7000 is the second largest thing we've ever built, and we're doing it in a fraction of the time. The ways alone, this isn't about the ways. This is about you washing your hands of what might soon be the worst humanitarian crisis in history. Right now, we're trying to make sure it is the last humanitarian crisis in history. It will be for some people. Saving the world is not the same as saving everyone in it. Believe me, I'd like to do the latter just as much as you would, but bullshit. What, Samuel? Bullshit! If you really wanted to save everyone, you'd have built this thing the second the veil dropped. We've donated more bread and fish to the MCF since then than I can count. If I recall correctly, Samuel, you were a proponent of the veil. Kept open-minded youngsters from finding McCain or Ion, didn't it? Was that more important than ending world hunger? Times have changed. Our organization is changing too. But yours isn't. You're doing the same thing you always have. Grabbing power and telling your victims it's for their own good. Please explain to me how giving three and a half billion people free food is not for their own good. It's an interesting way to say making the entire world dependent on an authoritarian NGO with no oversight. Call me as many names as you want. That won't change the fact that you don't have a better idea. Do you? The Tribunal members look back and forth between each other. Samuel and Bernard nod at Aden. Aden. Aden. Aden. He clears his throat before speaking. We are considering withdrawing our relics from this project, and using them to provide aid in places that SCP-7000 won't reach. No. I'm sorry. I can't let you do that. Those relics will make up close to a fifth of our quota. What do you mean let? You know what I mean. So you're threatening us. You're threatening three and a half billion people. Maybe I should threaten you. The Alpha-1 agent points their weapons at Samuel. The initiative troops point theirs at 051. Both men seem unfazed. Maybe you could try. Samuel. What? Are you just going to sit here and let them do this? I'm going to sit here and not get shot. Please. Please. Samuel. Samuel reluctantly sets back down. The guards lower their weapons. Look, Overseer, we didn't come here to start a fight and certainly not a war. I do understand the importance of what you're doing here and its difficulty, but I also see its flaws. I suppose your organization is accustomed to decisions of this magnitude, but we aren't. Please forgive our confusion and our anger. My acceptance of your apology is contingent on what you do next. Samuel and Adnan both start to speak, but Bernard clears his throat. Both turn toward him. I think what we're going to do next is take some more time to think about it. Right. Right. Right. Make it quick. The tribunal stands. They depart the meeting room, followed by their soldiers and recording. One week later, the anomalous, the requested anomalous objects were delivered to SCP-7000 distribution center in Jerusalem. However, the Horizon Initiative refused to cooperate any further with the SCP-7000 project and informed 051 that they would be dedicating their remaining resources to famine relief for populations that SCP-7000 does not reach in cooperation with the Mana Charitable Foundation. Addendum 3, January 6th, 2022. United States President Grant Thomas, elected in 2020, Grant Thomas was an independent candidate who campaigned aggressively on an isolationist and anti-foundation platform. Despite a lack of political connections, Thomas successfully funded his campaign with private donations and won in a landslide victory. Demanded that the Foundation relinquish control of SCP-4109 as compensation for the destruction of Montana. Upon refusal of this demand, Thomas mobilized American military forces to Gainesville and threatened to seize the object by force. The Foundation responded with an ultimatum. If SCP-4109 was seized, SCP-7000 distribution points in the United States would be cut off. American forces did not attack but remained in position around SCP-4109 while President Thomas requested a meeting with the O5 Council. O5-10 agreed to meet with Thomas at an undisclosed location. After seven hours of intense negotiation, President Thomas agreed to withdraw troops from SCP-4109 and pledge no further interference with SCP-7000 or other Foundation operations in the United States. In exchange, the SCP Foundation has agreed to retain the United States as its primary base of operations and use American-based corporations as its primary contractors. No further issues arose and SCP-7000 was successfully deployed on March 17, 2022, one year after the Yellowstone eruption. Addendum 4, April 9, 2022 The United Nations Security Council voted to call an emergency general assembly meeting. At the meeting, an alliance of several developing nations complained that rural areas of their countries were not receiving sufficient food from SCP-7000 and requested that more distribution points be placed in such regions. This request was denied as just distribution points had already been formulated with population density, size of rural areas, and other relevant factors in mind. Instead, the lack of food in rural areas would determine to be a result of insufficient infrastructure, poor management, and other factors beyond the SCP Foundation's purview. The alliance then petitioned the United Nations for humanitarian aid to develop the necessary infrastructure. Several nations, including the United States, responded by accusing the alliance of lying about their food shortages in an attempt to hoard food or cover up corruption. Several alliance nations retaliated by accusing larger nations, especially the United States, given the events of the Florida fruit crisis, of abusing their influence to receive an unfairly large share of food. These arguments consumed any further discussion on the matter and no resolution was reached. Residents of poorly supplied rural areas worldwide have been advised to relocate to the cities where distribution centers are located. Such migrations have caused most major cities to rapidly increase in population. This is expected to improve efficiency of food distribution significantly or considerably, whichever word you choose that means the same thing. Addendum 5, July 14, 2022. Redacted SCP-7000 distribution centers, most of them located in developing nations that had previously complained of distribution issues, were attacked by various armed militias. Security forces in cooperation with local law enforcement and military were able to repel these attacks before any hostiles gained access to SCP-7000. However, damage to redacted of these distribution centers impeded the delivery of food for a period ranging from several hours to several days. Subsequent investigations have determined that these attacks were orchestrated by the Chaos Insurgency, which had trained and equipped the hostile actors. It was also discovered that the Insurgency has been disseminating propaganda materials in an attempt to incite further attacks on SCP-7000. Respecians.aic has been tasked with removing these propaganda materials from the internet and distributing more accurate information about SCP-7000. Addendum 6, November 5, 2022. At 1429, several explosions occurred within Component Wreath's Lifter Complex. The complex was evacuated of organic personnel and sealed to prevent spread of radioactive material. The air was invented from the reactor complex and into the outside to reveal any fallout and extinguish fires. These measures and other failsafe successfully prevented any fallout from contaminating the rest of SCP-7000. The backup generators activated as normal and allowed SCP-7000 to continue operating at 100% capacity while the reactor was repaired. During the post-incident inspection, the corpse of Agent Bartholomew Larson was discovered near one of the sealed agents, exits. Agent Larson had apparently been trapped in the complex when the doors were sealed, then died of suffocation. Larson was subsequently found responsible for the explosions, which he created was stolen in Tau 7 armaments. Current anti-sabotage procedures were instituted to prevent future incidents of this nature. Prior to this death, to his death, Larson used writing utensils on his person to create the following document, seemingly a manifesto. As its contents are structurally and thematically similar to Chaos Insurgency propaganda, Larson assumed he'd been acting on the Insurgency's behalf when he sabotaged the reactor. Is there such a thing as a free lunch? Would you choose slavery over starvation? Does your stomach supersede your soul? Does the farmer charge his pigs for slop? Will you sell yourself to a world full of full bellies and empty mines? Will your grandchildren wish you had starved when they witnessed the world you created? Addendum 7 January 1st, 2023 SCP-7000 remains fully operational. SCP-7000 provided approximately half of all food consumed in the year 2022. The remainder was accounted for mostly by agriculture, primarily in tropical regions where the cooling was less severe, and various anomalous sources. These link to SCP-5246. Fishing and hunting supplied significant amounts of food during the first part of the year, but most fisheries and hunting grounds have now been depleted. This is not expected to be an issue as SCP-7000 will be fully capable of meeting demand in the coming year. Global population has stabilized at $7 billion, approximately 70% of which is concentrated in the major cities where SCP-7000 distribution centers are located. This percentage is expected to continue increasing. Project Fortuna has been deemed a success. Wow. That was a roller coaster. So, I was legitimately dying inside, reading the specs for this device. Yeah. And at the start, I'm going to go to the sections. Because my emotional roller coaster here existed. The opening, okay, it's a device. That's cool. And I like the touch that it's like a large world-ending or world-feeding device. It's kind of like 2000 in that way, so it's similar. And it mentions it in the article. We go into the note from the 059. And that didn't interest me at all. Like background, show not tell kind of thing. It just didn't feel great that way. Then we got to the specs. And that's where I was like, I hate this article. I want it to die. This is the worst. Then it got to the food that was involved. And I started to get a little happy because the cross links started to be more interesting to me that like some of the higher cross links I weren't that interested in. The food ones, okay, now we're like really thematically using them. Then we got to specs again. I got really annoyed. Then we got to the interview. And I think you can tell that's when I came back to life. Yes, of course. I was like, oh, they're going to give you the multi-person conversation again. Well, that's good though. The writing in that log was very human. And I like it a lot. Then the event rundowns are fine. But yeah, fine. So things are fine now. Yes. Then we get to the addenda. Let me turn this off. The mention of the Man of Charitable Foundation. That's an obscure GOI. I hardly ever get to any attention nowadays. So thank you whoever did that. Is it all by Kothar Derastriks? Very, very impressive. It's a long one. This is a beast. Two discussion. Rate 23. That happens when the articles are this long. Fair. Yeah. A lot of critters. Inspired by 2000. That's good. I could see that for sure. And 65-23. Blade Runner Urban Hellscape caused by Global Famine. Right. Trying to figure out what caused the famine. Overall Neat. Yeah, overall neat indeed. I did like, I think, the high point food stuff. I really liked the absurdity. And then, of course, they, I wasn't expecting two different weird Jesuses. But it might even be, it might be more. Who knows? I make a joke about it because I know of at least four legitimate Jesuses on the site. Yeah. Anytime someone in a video says, oh, Jesus, help me. It's like, which Jesus? Do you want Uber driver Jesus? Do you want bread Jesus? Do you want milk Jesus? Or do you want four Jesus? Yeah, it's got sticky Jesus now. And now we have sticky Jesus. And also a horse Jesus who dived for your sins. Right. So we're up to six Jesuses now. Six Jesuses. That's a lot. That's enough to qualify for a Jesus tag. I'm told we can't have tags that are like proper nouns like that. All right. All right. K name. I can't remember because I'm not on the page right now. Yeah. You were losing me on the technical aspects. But they do fit the world and they are relevant. And the human emotion in everything else in the political machinations really sold me on it. Yeah. That updo is granted. 100%. All right. So but also, yeah, I do agree that that initial thing from a five nine could probably have and I would have felt exactly the same in all my positive feedback. Oh snap. We got a $10 dono to the Sumerian fund. Thank you. $10 donor. Say let me give you a shout out. If you're enjoying the stream, please head over to the link in that description and help us keep Sumerians roof over his head and not on his head. Yes. Thank you. Sinclair for that $8 donation. Let's go back to our screen here and we are going to SCP 7000. Just a number by many meats. Perfect. Many meats. I've heard this name a lot. I'm excited to read this one. Let's see it. All right. SCP 7000. That's the number. Image is SCP 7000 as seen upon transition from real space. Interesting. Special containment procedures. Access to SCP 7000 can only be by conforming to a wide number of measurable although this list is not comprehensive and this is not the only known means of entry into SCP 7000 can be reliably achieved when a person meeting all the following requirements leaves the population center with the intent to reach the city of Lima, Ohio. Also the last one we read, the destruction of Montana. That was pretty intense. Oh, and I'll tell you, I like that it's a different broken masquerade because normally that's North Korea. Correct. That's the canon of broken masquerade. Yeah. Yeah. So the so the following requirements when a person leaves a population center with the intent to reach the city of limo. Driver has been en route for at least 48 minutes or has recovered a distance of at least 47 kilometers. Footnote. The average amount of time an American spends in a car each day and the average amount of mileage an American covers in a day respectively. Driver is occupying a quote crossover vehicle. Footnote. The classification of a crossover sport utility vehicle accounts for over 45% of all active passenger vehicles in the United States. Driver is the sole occupant of the vehicle. Vehicle contains one or no pets. Footnote more than 76% of car rides are solo slash alone. Driver is between the ages of 31 and 45. Footnote. The median age of a U.S. citizen is 38.6 years as of available 2020 consensus data. Driver has a personal income approximating 35,977 USD or is a member of a household with an average income of 67,521 USD. Footnote. These values reflect the median income as reported by the U.S. federal government and are updated automatically by thefed.aic. Update. As a result of a research cooperation agreement, only one scientific observer permitted at any given time. Any observers present beyond the single designated unit will be treated by SCP-7000 as a statistical inclusion and are subject to the effects of the anomaly. Classified object description. SCP-7000 is the designation for the collective phenomenon affecting the city of Lima, which is nominally reported to be in central Ohio, say. Within the boundaries of the city, all demographics and events are representative of the average American per capita basis. This representation includes demographics and events, which would normally deviate day by day, but normalize over long periods of time, such as the birth rate and death rate. The city of Lima, Ohio has a reported population of 16,200 people. Although available information within SCP-7000 designates the object's location as approximately 80 kilometers northwest of Columbus, Ohio, observative geography does this conclusion. The city limits encompasses approximately 200 square kilometers and is bordered by a mountain range, desert and a large body of salt water, a river, a region of rolling plains, a deciduous forest, and a salt flat. The specific direction in which these geographic features are located is variable, as well as the location relative to other geographic features. SCP-7000-1 is the designation for probability engine located in the geographic center of SCP-7000. This object is composed of a polished black stone and resembles a railroad spike approximately 8 meters in height. The engine produces a significant amount of ontokinetic radiation which is believed to be responsible for the edits to local spacetime. These edits include changes to the personal history and physiology of residents in order to conform to expected statistical models, but has so far not extended beyond the boundaries of enamel. Transition into and out of SCP-7000 is closely regulated by an armed security force which reports to a quote, central statistical command. This command office is located within city hall and is not accessible to the public. Addendum 1 Discovery On 23rd September 2017, Agent Clinton DeRoe left the Site-11 facility in Lansing, Michigan and route to rendezvous with the Level 1 research detachment in the Ohio River Valley. At 2 hours and 21 minutes into Agent DeRoe's journey, the vehicle GPS stopped reporting location data and failed to respond to pings. A visual search was conducted for both the missing agent as well as his vehicle and returned no useful leads. On 15th May of 2022, almost 5 years after his disappearance, Agent DeRoe and his vehicle began transmitting their location from a truck stop near White Sands v. Mexico. Contact was made and the agent and his vehicle were retrieved. The following is a debriefing interview with Agent. A full audio recording is available as an attachment to the file. Access interview log. Ready when you are Agent DeRoe. Alright, are we good to go? I've yet to start this over for a third time. I won't be a happy camper. I promise, fresh batteries this time. Okay, my name is Clinton DeRoe. I'm a field investigator stationed at Site-11. I stumbled upon what is provisionally designated as SCP-1000 quite some time ago. And, well, I'm here to report on that, I guess. And we picked you up at White Sands National Park, some 1600 miles from your last known location, almost 5 years later. Yeah, that sounds about right. Why don't you fill me in on the details, how you got from A to B. Ohio has a funny way on doing that to a person. Doing what exactly? Never mind, bad joke. The day I left is still very clear to me. I departed Site-11 a little after 8.30, threw most of the coffee, my typical driving tunes at the ready. I had an overnight bag with two sets of work clothes and two sets of casual clothes. Towel the trees, very little else. I was driving a Chevy Tahoe from the facility's vehicle bay. As far as I know, it was an otherwise normal car. No weird features or experimental gadgets other than the cell antenna for the data uplink. And somewhere around Toledo, I just kind of wasn't in Ohio anymore. Is there a moment you can distinctly point to when you realize something was wrong? Yeah, these cliffs. Big rocky cliffs with high rise apartment buildings around them. I was not on the main highway. I came around this bend in the road out of a forested valley and as soon as the trees cleared that stuff was just there. 10 or 12 high rise apartment buildings on top of some kind of seaside cliffs. I must have been easily 100 miles from Lake Erie at that point, though. Almost literally in the middle of nowhere. And then hey, high rise on the seaside cliffs. Presumably you stopped for some investigation. Not originally. I mean, yes. But I just needed gas. I pulled in at the roadside station and topped up. The old guy behind the counter gave me funny looks, kept eye on my vehicle. But that's probably just hindsight talking. Anyway, I left and that's when I got mugged. Beg pardon? Yes, I was mugged at gunpoint. Two men met me outside the gas station standing near my car. They were wearing some kind of security uniforms with vests over them. Badges that said CSC and golden broidery. Is this the central statistical command from your report? From your report? A little bit of a tense issue there. Let's see. That's the one. The first guy hit me. Cold cocked right in the eye. I fell down pretty hard and they took my wallet. They didn't even take my money out. I heard them say something to each other. It was all pretty fuzzy because of the shot to the head. But I'm certain it was something to the effect of might as well double up and redo on both. After that, they helped me to my feet, helped me brace against the wall and then shot me in the shoulder at point blank range. That would be the point where I passed out. Mugged and shot by the local security. Do they know you were foundation? Nah, there's no way they could have. I woke up hours later in a hospital, surgery already done, and apparently stable. Canary was allowed to recover and then assigned to temporary apartment while a job was reassigned. Why did you ask them for a job? I didn't. Well, I wasn't allowed to leave. Did they explain why not? Did you know that Americans move states once every five years on average? One hour, 43 minutes of logistical details and miscellaneous testimony have been admitted. Addendum two, in media res. After the recovery of Agent DeRoe, a task force was dispatched to further investigate potentially anomalous activity within SCP-7000. Despite extensive reconciliation with available GPS data, as well as an exhaustive physical search, resources were unable to locate the city of Lima, Ohio. A second task force wave was dispatched, attempting to more closely mirror the circumstances under which Agent DeRoe went missing, but showing the Upper Ohio River Valley with teams of two and four agents. After three days, resources were unable to locate the city of Lima, Ohio. Containment specialists assigned to the investigation made a recommendation to assign task force agents to other priorities and conduct the search using less qualified employees with fewer specialized skills. Within the three-day lauded window for this investigation, a pair of field agents were able to rediscover SCP-7000 and successfully return with relevant information. Among objects recovered from the containment zone was a personal invitation from the mayor of Harley with a single foundation designee of our choosing, to whom it may concern. Your attempts to intrude upon our peace remain fruitless and ultimately harmful to both institutions. I'd invite you to cease your search and adopt a more civil approach. Please consider carefully a representative to explain your interest in our fair city, and I will ensure their safe passage in and out of Lima. The honorable J.D. Wiggins, Esquire. Addendum 3, Negotiation. On 1st July of 2022, Agent Clint Derot was approved via special request to carry out the parlay with SCP-7000. Derot was outfitted with relevant escorted to the rendezvous coordinates as designated by the invitation. Access interview log. Recording begins as Agent Derot walks across the highway and enters into an SUV. He is flanked by two armed men wearing CSC uniforms who sit on either side of him. The vehicle starts, turns towards SCP-7000, and enters the city. The camera records three different checkpoints as the vehicle enters the downtown area and comes to the stop outside of a cafe. The location has a direct view of both the Central Park as well as SCP-7000-1. Agent Derot is escorted inside of the cafe where he is beckoned to a table against the front window by a man who appears to be in his mid-late 50s. He has salt and pepper hair, a well-maintained goatee, and is dressed in charcoal gray, three-piece suit with a jacket slung over the back of his chair. A steaming pot of coffee occupies the middle of the table. The man has already poured himself a cup before Agent Derot's arrival. Well, Mr. Wiggins, invitation received, and here I am. We meet again. I must say that I am pleasantly surprised that it's your face to see here, I get to see here, across the table. And please, you know that just JD is fine. Obviously, this place and I have a unique relationship. I'm not sure if unfinished business is the right set of words to use, but it's not too far off. I can appreciate that. Please, go ahead and pour yourself some coffee. Can I order you anything to eat? That question actually doesn't make sense. Isn't this isn't the time people normally eat? Smile's as big as he raises his cup of coffee and takes a long sip. No, no, it's not. But you're an outlier to our statistical model, or at least now you are. Me, personally? Sort of, yes. Clint, I think it's fair to say you never really embraced what we do here, right? Definitely did not embrace it, no. To dehumanize people, you reduced them to statistics and demographics. You've eschewed each and every objective from the human being except for the ones you have fabricated categories for. What would I want to embrace that? You're not talking about the entire plant worth of people. This is just a few thousand souls who you're supposed to be looking out for. Their responsibility, your responsibility, is each other's welfare. Not this. Not what you put me through, nods as he puts the coffee back down and leans back in his seat. Yes, and that's why your presence here confuses me. There is no way they allowed someone with such powerful bias to carry out this investigation. So I have to conclude you lied and admitted most things that happened here in your report. Is that true? Yes, they know very little. I understand that what they value and I see the manipulation you command as you tool. And so you've come to poison the proverbial well. If I can, or if not poison it, to convince you that there is nothing to be gained reaching the veil you've instructed. They're just going to fuck with your numbers. They can't, Clint. Of course they can. You knew them like I do. And if you knew them like I do, you'd understand that they'd see potential value almost anywhere. And that no, Clint, they can't ruin anything. Do you even understand what it is you're orbiting here? How insignificant are as an instrument paired to the calculus that underlies this thing and everything surrounding us? As a man, you will be married before your third 30th birthday to a woman who is just shy of 28. After your wedding, your wife and the other one for your fair share of about 800, 880 books each and every year, you'll keep rolling the dice into your .93 kids and all the while enjoying that comes with provide. That's not my path. What's so hard to understand about that not to mention what you feel that last 700s. This is your path. That is your path when you live here. We've taken away all the pain and hardship of not knowing what your future has in store for you. Don't you see? Do you know how many young people would kill for the comforting knowledge that they'll have a partner before 30 to raise a family with? Ah, just going to know my second statement I see. And I suppose you just also conveniently ignore that 50% of marriages. We don't ignore it. It's just both incorrect and irrelevant. How is divorce irrelevant? I wouldn't let that happen to you. People who get divorced once are much much more likely to get divorced again. Wait, what do you mean by that? It's pretty self evidence, isn't it? We stack up like divorces. It minimizes the number of people affected by the trauma and gives people like you the best odds of making a healthy relationship out. But nobody needs statistics for that. That's up to me as a person and my partner. It's in our hands, not calculators. Well, that's very poetic of you. It's indicative of a rational mind trying to make sense of an irrational world. You cannot hide the dissonance created by thinking that any other way, and you've simply fallen back into a defense mechanism. Very understandable, but also ultimately crude. We can do better. You think taking away the ability to determine your own story is something better? That's not what we do at all. We simply remove the extraneous bits that hold the gifted back. At the cost of the well-being of everyone fucking else? Look, Clint, I very literally don't make the rules. The way we do things here is just a reflection. One in 10 adults owes more than a grand in medical debt. One in 100 owes. Are you either of those? One in 10 adults are in poverty, yet one in 10 don't have health insurance. One in 10 claim disability. Were you in any of those? No, of course not. You expect me to be thankful for that? Any one of those could happen to anybody, and oftentimes it's totally beyond their control. Not here it isn't. Not to people like you and me. And what about me makes me anything like you? We can shrug silently and take another long sip of coffee. I see the potential, Clint. It's just that simple. When I look at you, I see a younger version of myself. Yes, a little bit physically, but the drive inside of you. Your ambition, your passions, the same fabric that inspires and drives you also unites us. Like a son you never had? Yes, something like that. So you cheated. Nominally for me, but mostly for yourself. To protect the people you like and heap the bad news on them, don't. Isn't that about sum it up? Look, it's not that I'm not grateful for the good things that have happened to me, but enjoying the fruits of good things that come at the direct expense of another person's suffering, that's evil by definition that is evil. Do you not see that? These things happen in our world each and every day, Clint. The population of Lima is such that every five years there will be a homicide. This year, 16 people will be robbed. 40 people will be the victim of an aggravated 75 will be the victim of burglary and 35 vehicles will be stolen. It's going to happen not by my doing or my compulsion, but because of the human nature of the immortality in which we I'm evil for making that effect as few as possible. Am I evil for making that effect as few as possible? For that, no, but you choose someone and you decide that you they must chips farther by they may at least random chances of clear conscience. But you sit here in a three-piece suit. You sit here in a three-piece suit, casually telling me you've rigged everything that you don't lose a wink of sleep of random chance isn't a person and doesn't have a conscience. The universe doesn't care about you, Clint. It can't, but I can and I do. If that's the price, then I wish you didn't. You're one of the lucky ones, Clint. It's easy to sling statements like that from atop your moral high ground, but you don't know what muck, what the muck is like. You've made for, you're made for something else, something greater, something that can only come from the edge. I thought I had everything here in Lima, but you opened my eyes to show me it was a lie. I thought it was bad enough to have that realization and feel the joy of five years of accomplishments turned to ashes in my mouth. But you tore my heart out all over again when you chose to take it away from me, to deport me. Emily, both my daughters, our house, our neighborhood, my job, my friends, my life? Were we just a statistic to you? I said my piece. I want nothing more from you. You're here representing an organization that exists solely to hide behind the fact, behind the curtain and keep it shut. Yet out of the other side of your mouth, you besmirch the fact that I'd let you see behind this one? If your employer wants to keep talking, tell them to send someone more reasonable. May your wigs motions for the personnel outside. The guards then enter the cafe to retrieve Agent DeRoe. Every town has that one rich asshole that wields all the power and sticks his finger in everyone's business. Luckily for you, lucky for you that you drew that out, that lot, huh? Sorry. Yeah, okay. Every town has that one rebellious kid raised with a spoon up his ass, who cuts off his nose despite his face. Luck has nothing to do with it. It never did. Okay, okay. Quite a few spelling grammar and punctuation errors. Not unreadable, but I did just automatically kind of go over them saying the right thing, unless it caught me. The idea is cool. Hmm. To me, it feels like it falls a little flat, but I like the idea, the general vibe. What do you think? I'm trying to understand the central statistical command, probability engine, located in the geographic center of the city, object composed of polished black stone, railroad spike, on the kinetic radiation, which believed to be responsible for the edits to local spacetime. Changed personal history and physiology of residence in order to conform to the expected statistical models, so far as not. Okay, so what, where I got a little lost is I don't feel like I got the story of DeRoe picking winners and losers that we hear in the interview after. Yeah. I guess the idea being that DeRoe is, he's a statistical anomaly, so his presence in the city influences statistical trends in such a way that it affects other people, I guess. In order to conform to expected statistical models, but it's not extended beyond the boundaries of the anomaly. So yeah, it just makes everyone average. Right. The city is so average, it makes everyone average. Well, well, DeRoe, yeah, I guess, I see, because it says here that let's see, like, yes, and that's why your presence here confuses me. There's no way they allow some powerful bias to carry out this investigation. I have to include you a light and omitted most things that have that true. So he ended up there by accident or something and did not tell people what was happening at the city. So when they sent him back, it wouldn't have been the right person for the job because he wasn't average enough, I think, maybe. Let me look at the description of the discussion. Good point. Good point. It's for discussion. Some what subversive take on luck, which is in way really just a method of comparison. Do you want to be lucky by examining and comparing your circumstances to someone who is not? Luck is a plucky, fickle, cool thing and sometimes the best thing they can have to you is not be even lightly lucky. Is average good or bad? Lucky or unlucky? What even is average? I don't know either. If you didn't know, should have done luck Wisconsin. Sitting right there, sitting right there. Yeah, I mean, so, like I said, I like this, I like the idea, but I feel like I will no vote just because it's, it feels like you need some like revision. It didn't really do anything for me on this one, unfortunately. Yeah, but deserves to be on the site, I guess. Checking on the fundraiser. Yeah, I just noticed. Another 20 bucks on the fire. Yes, we do. We're at 2606. Thank you to Kelsey Roberts. Appreciate that $20 donation. Thank you, Kelsey. Oh, between stories, thank you to everyone who's coming over from TikTok to YouTube. Good on you. You're getting a good stream where you can hear both of us reading. The phone battery is about dying and so I'm going to turn off the live, charge it, come back on TikTok later. So, go over to YouTube because that's where I am. Party. Let's see, what are we looking at here? We got next on the list. We're getting through them. We are. We made a chunk. We did one, two, three, four. 420, everybody. 10. This is the 10th one. Oh my gosh. Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater. I know that reference. I got that reference. Yeah. See, that's the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. That was a flash video earlier when I was in school. So, I'm sure that that's a reference that not everyone in here. Classic, classic internet. Classic indeed. All right, so we have a version one and a version three. And there's our scroll. Okay, here we go. Oh, fix it on stream. I can make it a bit bigger. There. Boom, success. Message from the Foundation Records and Information Security Administration. The following document is outdated and does not fully reflect the foundation's knowledge on the object. Please be advised, some information is inaccurate or false. For an updated and accurate file, please see SCP 7000, version 3.0. Well, we're going to be rebels and we're going to read the wrong one first. Item number, SCP 7000. Object Class, Euclid. Special Containment Procedures. SCP 7000 is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment chamber. SCP 7000 is prohibited from obtaining or viewing any material depicting deceased celebrity Fred, Mr. Rogers Rogers, unless authorized for testing purposes. Should a test require SCP 7000's anomalous effects to occur, it is to be within a heat-resistant and blast-resistant testing chamber. Cable ofwithstanding beyond the highest temperature, SCP 7000 has been recorded to reach. Should SCP 7000's anomalous effects occur inadvertently and result in a containment breach, SCP 7000 is to be allowed to destroy the Mr. Rogers-related material, which triggered its anomalous effect, until its anomalous effects cease. Should they persist after the material is destroyed, on-site security personnel equipped with heat-resistant gear are to attempt to restrain and sedate SCP 7000. SCP 7000 will then be monitored for any residual anomalous effects. SCP Description SCP 7000 is a 32-year-old female human, standing 163 centimeters tall and weighing 61 kilograms. Prior to SCP 7000's containment, it was a local news reporter for 10 years. Aside from when its anomalous effects occur, it is physically identical to a standard nonanomalous human. SCP 7000's anomalous effects occur when exposed to any material footnote, images, videos, artworks, etc. that depicts the deceased celebrity, Fred Mr. Rogers Rogers. Upon viewing, SCP 7000's body temperature raises to approximately 1500 degrees Celsius and gains increased physical strength and durability. SCP 7000's emotional state alters into a single-minded rage towards the material and will not cease until the material is destroyed. Upon the destruction of the material which triggered SCP 7000's anomalous effects, SCP 7000 will, over the course of several minutes, return to its nonanomalous form. It will retain memories of its anomalous effect occurring and does not show any signs of harm or damage. Addendum 7001 Below is an interview with SCP 7000 conducted by head researcher Jackson in an attempt to discern a reason behind SCP 7000's anomalous abilities. Begin log. Researcher Jackson sits down across from SCP 7000, who is restrained by its ankles. He sits down a collection of documents, a clipboard, and a pen. If you could please state your legal name for the record SCP 7000. Samantha Blevins. Thank you. Now according to our records, your anomalous effects occur. Researcher Jackson opens a file and begins to skim through it. Am I reading this right? Why are you asking me? I can't read it from here. Researcher Jackson rolls his eyes. 7000 chuckles. If this is correct, you are capable of achieving superhuman feats when exposed to material involving Mr. Rogers. That's right. Good job. I had a feeling you could read. Okay. Hey, do you have any recollection of when this first started? My powers or my hatred of that loser in the sweater? Your powers please. Well, I always felt like I could kill him if given the chance, you know? I never saw the guy. I'd just be able to wham, you know? If I fell down like a sack of bricks, then I'd beat up the bricks and until there were nothing but a pile of blood and gore. Right. But when did you first notice your, uh, I'm getting to it. Don't you worry? What? Got something you want to say? I'm not thin-skinned. Come on. I'd rather not get into this during an interrogation. It's clear to me that you're not enjoying this process. Trust me, I would also like to finish this as soon as possible for my own sake. Wow. What a blow to my ego. I'm not here to console you. I'm here to figure out what is going on so we can work on regulating your anomaly properly. Don't show me any pictures of Mr. Rogers. Boom. Done. Where's my Nobel Prize? Ooh, hit me with the parental sigh of disappointment. That'll teach me, huh? I believe it would benefit us both to cut the snide comments and to instead just answer the questions as quickly and straightforward as possible. That way we won't have to be in each other's presence anymore. Why? You think I'm not having fun? Is there any- Is there another reason why you're purposefully dragging this out longer than it should be? Uh-huh. Suppose I just like making things interesting. It was my job, after all. Taking something plain and making it a spectacle. Like you, for example. Is this how you spoke to your subjects while you were interviewing them? No. They actually had something worthwhile that I wanted to listen to. You're so boring that I literally started counting the wrinkles on your face. And then answering my questions will be a reprieve from your boredom, no? Surely that's a good reason to stop goofing around. Fine, fine. You want to know what my power is for starting showing up, yeah? Yes, thank you. As far as I can remember, it was during an interview with that one children's center. You know, the one with the Mr. Roger statue in front of it? Or, I guess, had the Mr. Roger statue now. Do you remember anything that happened that day that caused your abilities? Any sort of trigger? Trigger. Well, I guess that was the first time I'd seen anything up close that looked like that sweater-wearing dweeb. The moment I saw him, I got enough power to kill him. You know that wasn't the real Mr. Rogers, right? He died several years ago. Of course I do. I guess that was just the next closest thing, you know? I saw Mr. Rogers and thought, huh, I should punch that until it's a smear on the ground. So I did. So, your explanation of your powers are, they just happened. If you want to call years upon years of hatred building up to my one big moment just happening, sure, that's a good description. Edgy kids want to kill Barney the Dinosaur, Justin Bieber or whatever. They just haven't had the opportunity to do so. I got my opportunity. That's, that's not at all how this works. You got a better explanation? Personally, I'm sticking with the power that was inside you all along theory until you bring up some science-y whatever that'll change my mind. Sure, that sounds like a great idea. Everything okay, pal? You seem kind of out of it now. It's okay, a bruised ego scars over the more people you beat down. The more you talk to me, the more we can work together to get that stick out of your ass. I would sooner eat my clipboard than reduce myself to talk to you any further. I've been a loyal, reliable researcher for this organization for 50 years and now I'm stuck dealing with the dregs. Seems like a problem if you've sung this, seems like a you problem if you've sung this loud. Researcher Jackson raises his hand in a fist and opens his mouth as if to speak, then he relaxes and exhales loudly. Terminate the interview, we're done here. Guards, take SCP-7000 back to its cell. See you next time, doc. Addendum 7002, on February 27th, 2020, SCP-7000 was requested by the Department of Humanoid Containment to be transferred to Site-19's Department of Other. Below is a copy of the memo sent to Dr. Gerald, head of the Department of Other, as well as his reply. Anomaly customer custody transfer request from the desk of Charlotte Costanza, humanoid containment. Anomaly in question, SCP-7000. Reason for request, due to the workload of the Department of Humanoid Containment is given. Considering the sheer amount of humanoid anomalies the Foundation contains, the O5 Council has given approval to transfer some of our less important anomalies onto you, including SCP-7000. We are aware that the Department of Other is in need of more things to do these days and so consider this a sign of goodwill from us. Furthermore, head researcher Jackson called working with the anomaly demeaning of his station, citing several disputes between himself and SCP-7000, as well as deeming the actual process of testing the anomaly too absurd. Several of his co-workers have also cited his attitude as worsening towards them as well since his induction onto the project. We know that the Department of Other does well as far as absurdity goes, so hopefully this won't be a problem for you. Regards, Dr. Christanza. Anomaly in custody transfer response. From the desk of Dr. Gerald, Department of Other. Request response accepted. Terms. SCP-7000 is to be transferred to the Department of Other on March 12th, 2020, until its total integration within the Department of Other, the Department of Humanoid Containment will offer guidance regarding its containment and testing protocols to ensure the safety of SCP-7000's new head researchers. Furthermore, SCP-7000 is to be renamed SCP-3-33-J in all official documentation. The Department of Other appreciates the Department of Humanoid Containment's act of kindness and assures them that they will take good care of the anomaly as long as it is under their custody. Note. I will say I do find it a little ridiculous that a researcher would stake their career on an anomaly like this. Any number of our researchers would be more than happy to take care of SCP-7000, and honestly, it may be better for the anomaly to not be under the care of a curmudgeon like Researcher Jackson as well. All right, let's see what this revision does for us. Okay. It has been switched back to SCP-7000. It is Ketter. Is to be shown material which depicts the PC celebrity, Fred, Mr. Rogers Fred, at least once every day. Due to the perceived nature of SCP-7000's anomalous effects, testing was prohibited until further notice. Properly containment breach, properly equipped on-site security personnel to assist the situation to remember whether SCP-7000 is allowed to destroy the material which triggered its anomalous effects and either attempt to detain it before or after destruction, depending on the assessment. The world will then be monitored. Okay. No changes in the description here going down to where the change is. SCP-7000's secondary anomalous effect occur when it has not been exposed to any material depicting Mr. Rogers. Within a certain undetermined time period, SCP-7000 is capable of manipulating the realistic probability of naturally being exposed to material related to Mr. Rogers, even in situations when no such material is presently available. Addendum First Recorded Probability Incidents Below is a series of reports describing the first recorded instances of SCP-7000's secondary anomalous effects occurring while under the care of the Department of Other. Incident 3,33-J-01 Date, April 2, 2020 Event On April 2, 2020, SCP-3,33-J was seen asleep in her containment chambers. At approximately 3am, SCP-3,33-J's anomalous effects activated, resulting in the destruction of her bed and nearby wall. She awoke and continued to cause mild destruction when no apparent target. Eventually, SCP-33-J's anomalous effects ceased and she returned to bed. Late in the later interview, it was determined that she had a dream featuring Mr. Rogers that night. Notes The fact that it triggers on her dreams is definitely difficult, but at least it explains why folks upstairs didn't just dose her with sleeping medication to keep her on an IV drip. Definitely makes our lives harder, but we've handled worse. Signed Researcher Irving Incident 02 Date, April 30, 2020 So 28 days later Events On April 30, 2020, SCP-33-J was alone in his containment chamber. Due to good behavior, it was granted cable television with limited channel selection. At approximately 4.15pm, a commercial played, advertising a Blu-ray edition of the 2019 movie A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood. In the advertisement, footage of the show Mr. Rogers' neighborhood was briefly played, which was sufficient to activate SCP-333-J's anomalous effects, resulting in the destruction of the television and the wall behind it. Notes In hindsight, giving her access to a cable was not the brightest idea. As she's otherwise been on good behavior, she's kept the television, but now has access to a limited selection of streaming channels that were screened to ensure Mr. Rogers does not appear in any form on all of them. Signed Researcher Franz Irving So we signed that one different for some reason. Incident 0333-J 03 Date, May 15, 2020 So another two weeks later, 15 days. Events On May 15, 2020, a social event in the Department of Others' Breakroom was scheduled for certain anomalies who have demonstrated good behavior to attend. 0333-J was in attendance. Operative 7 Which is 777-J Is that Darkblade? It's freaking Darkblade, isn't it? It is Darkblade, yes. It's Darkblade. I'm starting to get a feeling about this one. This is interesting. Who had been taking selfies with a number of other anomalies, inadvertently showed SCP-333 its lock screen, which featured Operative 7, shirtless, standing triumphantly over a large reptilian beast in a destroyed cityscape. SCP-333's anomalous effects activated, destroying Operative 7's phone. So, fortunately, Operative 7 was able to temporarily restrain SCP-333-J and allow other anomalies to escape mostly unharmed. Upon examination of the image that Operative 7 used on his phone, discovered there was a ruined newspaper in the foreground that featured a headshot of Mr. Rogers. Notes Of course, I'm not upset at her. Fledging warriors with powers like hers need to be channeled properly. I'd offered a trainer to utilize her powers for good, if I'm allowed. Operative 7 333-J04 June 12th So, a month later, 2020 On June 12th, 2020, a standard test with SCP-4237-J went HERSKY Went HERSKY Oh, also weird other words. Got it. Just poking. Object of indescribable action Which A standard test with SCP-4237-J went HERSKY SCP-4237-J Plorsk Which frented the third Brumville of the Chirgling The resulting destruction caused a massive containment breach in the Department of Other, setting several anomalies loose. At the time, SCP-333-J was in its containment chamber. At 516pm, the southern wall of 333-J's containment chamber collapsed, and 333-J's anomalous effects activated. After several days of examination to determine what activated the anomalous effects, it was determined that the rubble of 333-J's new containment chamber fell in such a way, from the perspective of 333-J was standing, it formed an exact replica of Mr. Rogers' face. No, we may have a few anomalies that breach containment regularly, but this is ridiculous. Once is an accident, twice is coincidence, but three times is a pattern. Especially when the third time is something like this, signed researcher Franz Irving. Following the previous incident, researcher Franz Irving brought SCP-7000 in for an interview. Begin log. Irving is presently seated in the interrogation chamber, 7000 is brought in and escorted by a guard. Hey, yeah, what's going on? Need me to tell another life story? At this point, I'm sure you should know why we need to talk, Samantha. We have a problem, and we're hoping you can help us figure out whether you're the cause or simply the center of it. SCP-7000 sits down. What do you mean? Is this about the party? You know I didn't mean that, I was just caught off guard, you know? Irving pushes up his glasses. To an extent, yes, this is about the party, but it's also about the broken television, and the incident with the security breach. I thought you said that wasn't my fault for that stuff, like it was all a freak coincidence? I did, and it was. But you've had a lot of freak coincidences happen recently. Now on a daily basis, the odds that someone is accidentally exposed to Major Rogers is rare, and yet you've had it happen three times since you've been in our care. There's no sign of any direct tampering on our end, so Irving crosses his legs. Either you're willingly hiding something from us, or something is happening to you that you are unaware of. What? As far as you know, what powers do you have? Um, I can punch really hard and explode things around me whenever I see Mr. Rogers. Fuck me if I'm wrong about that, but as far as I can tell, that's what I have. There's nothing you're hiding from us. No reality bending, probability altering, anything? I've got no reason to lie considering the situation I'm in. You think I've got something like that going on too? SCP-7000 smiles equally. You could, but don't seem so happy about it. If this is something you generally can't control, then it makes it harder for us to control it too. We'll have to have some place, we'll have to place some firmer restrictions on you for now, unfortunately. Damn, guessing I lost my TV privileges, huh? You can keep the TV for now. Addendum 7002, Incidents Involving Personnel During 7000's increased surveillance, several other incidents occurred involving its anomaly inadvertently activating. Below are two cases of incidents occurring where the foundation personnel were the targets. Incident 3-33-J12 Date November 8th, 2020 Events on November 8th, 2020 3-33-J was being brought back to itself from lunch only for its anomalous effects to activate, targeting Researcher Parkland and her office computer. While in recovery, Researcher Parkland admitted to watching a link to a video featuring a fictional rap battle between Mr. Rogers and actor Mr. T. While Research Parkland's screen was not visible from the hallway, it is theorized that 3-33-J saw the image reflected in Researcher Parkland's glasses, hence why she was targeted as well as her computer. Incident 13, November 10th, 2 Days Later On November 10th, Researcher Hewitt was asked to perform an interview with SCP-333-J regarding the incident that took place two days prior. As Researcher Hewitt entered the interrogation chamber, 3-33's anomalous effects activated, directed towards Researcher Hewitt. Researcher Hewitt sustained major injuries, but SCP-333 was subdued and re-contained before Researcher Hewitt could perish. In an interview later, it was discovered that Researcher Hewitt had apparently dressed up as Mr. Rogers for Halloween when he was 12 years old. Below is an interview performed by Researcher Irving one week later. Begin log. SCP-7008 is in a blast-proof interrogation chamber with a layer of protective glass separating her and Researcher Irving. 7000's arms and legs are restrained. Hey Frankie, sorry about all that mess before. Guess the powers that meant- B, the powers that B meant that we had to be together, huh? Samantha, this is not a time for games. You attack not one, but two researchers. You know I can't control my powers. What do you expect me to do? Bottle it up and explode? I expect you to know better than to try to tear off Researcher Parkland's face. You know she's permanently disfigured now, right? It's a wonder that both she and Researcher Hewitt are both alive. They're alive? Guess I've gotten pretty good at managing my powers after all. Please treat this seriously. You personally put two researchers in the health ward. We need to figure your anomaly out before it happens again. You're starting to sound like that dusty crotch that used to interview me when I lived upstairs. I thought this was the fun department. Samantha, why did you attack those researchers? Even you should be able to tell that a person who says that they are Mr. Rogers isn't actually Mr. Rogers, especially when they aren't actively saying that they're Mr. Rogers. Oh come on, anyone who wants to actually associate themselves with that lame ass may as well be him. They get like a stink about them or something. A stink. A metaphorical stink. That still doesn't justify attacking two innocent people. What do you want me to say? I'm sorry that the powers I can't control around anything related to Mr. Rogers activated around something related to Mr. Rogers? Seems to me like that's your guys' fault for letting that guy even come anywhere near me if you cared about him so much. And as for Parkland Ghost, the video she was watching was for kids anyway, so she should get her shit together. Do you take responsibility for anything? Or are you just this conceited all the time? Only when it's my fault. And as far as I'm concerned, this shit ain't on me. I didn't ask to get these powers, and I didn't ask to get showered with Mr. Rogers' shit. If you wanted to go away so badly, then fucking do something about it instead of shouting at me for being a horrible person. Fine, I will. I will make sure that something is actually done about this. Good. I'd love to not explode every other week too. Afterwards, Researcher Irving proposed the following list of protocols among all department of other personnel for approval. The banning of any unapproved media, imagery, or digital documentation of Mr. Rogers approved. Sedating 333-J with amnestics that prevented from having dreams approved. An interview and examination with all personnel to determine if they've ever claimed to have been Mr. Rogers in the past approved. The isolation of personnel that had claimed to have been Mr. Rogers in the past, from SCP. The isolation of personnel that had claimed to have been Mr. Rogers in the past from SCP-333-J Yes, that's the end of the sentence. Approved. Addendum 7003, Incident 19, and Researcher Irving's updated protocols. The lower the details resolving the 19th incident of SCP-7000's anomalous effects occurring inadvertently. Incident. 333-J 19, January 29, 2021. On January 29, 2021, 333-J was alone in its containment chamber using its television. As 333-J was selecting a show to watch, its anomalous effects activated, once again destroying the television. It was later determined that its effect activated after an image of the movie cast that way showed up, starring Tom Hanks. Notes. This is the first time her anomalous effects have been triggered on something other than Mr. Rogers, or something that has been Mr. Rogers in the past. Does the anomaly count things that are going to be Mr. Rogers, or is it somehow aware of pop culture? Either way, this means that the definition of what Mr. Rogers is is a lot more flexible than we thought, and a lot more dangerous to handle. Sign. Research for Observing. Following this. Researcher proposes the following updated restrictions. The banning of the words Mr. Rogers and neighbors had verbally without permission approved. The banning and removal of sweaters, puppets, Tom Hanks, and anything that could remotely be related to Mr. Rogers or Mr. Rogers media, approve the exceptions. The banning of random acts of kindness on the chance that association with Mr. Rogers may be enough to trigger the anomaly. Denied. The banning of politeness for the same above reasons. Denied. The banning of the practice of Presbyterianism for the same above reasons. Denied. Below is a series of memos from the department head Dr. Gerald and researcher Irving regarding the incident and his newly proposed restrictions. From the desk of Dr. Gerald, Department of Other. Franz, I know that you're trying your hardest to minimize the damage 3-3-3 3-3-3 causes. Trust me. I'm working to ensure that your protocols are not only followed, but accepted. 3-3-3-3 isn't exactly a pleasant person to be around. And not even an endearing one in a humorous way. Many personnel believe she isn't worth the effort. And she would be better off transferred back upstairs. And yet they still follow your initial list of protocols because of me. Of course, people are certainly willing to accept a few protocols, but banning kindness, politeness, infringing on religious rights, Franz, please, you must see that this is overstepping, no? While the details of the anomaly are unknown, you've been polite to her before. You've been kind to her before. And while I may not know the religious practices of everyone in here, I'm sure that that's a few steps removed from the identity of Mr. Rogers. Hell, I had to Google it to figure out how Presbyterianism was even related to him. I know you're invested in this, Franz. And I appreciate that you've done so far. But we can't ruin the lives of everyone else in this department over one anomaly. This is the line from the desk of Franz Irving, Department of Other. In all honesty, Dr. Gerald, I'm tired. I really generally am. As someone who works with her on a daily basis, I know that she isn't a fun person to be around. I know that I, for one, would be happy if she would just go back upstairs and we could focus on things that aren't blowing our department up every other week. So why do I want us to go through all this effort at all? Well, for one, we've done worse for less. We've given anomalies blood sacrifices. We've given anomalies power, both physical and metaphysical. We've defiled corpses for the sake of containment. Being mean to each other is hardly a challenge, and I think we're way past being on the moral high ground for religious censorship. The other reason being that, as far as I can tell, the anomaly is adaptable. The definition of what Mr. Rogers is seems to be relying on anything that claims to be Mr. Rogers in one sense or another, even if they aren't doing it actively. She's seen Tom Hanks before and didn't flip out, but this is the first time she's seen him since the first incident. The anomaly learns, and a learning probability-altering anomaly means that, eventually, if we can't lock her down for good, just about anything could theoretically send her off if the odds are in her favor, or rather, not in our favor. I'm working my ass off to make sure we can actually contain her, but nothing seems to work. Preventing just physical exposure is just not going to be enough right now. We need to take it a step further, especially when the time between incidents is getting shorter. On average, they've been happening once a week, but we've had accidents happen with this little as a day in between them. This is the only way I can think of that'll give us the best shot at buying us time. In spite of further memos between the two, Researcher Irving's additional protocols were ultimately denied. Addendum 7004, Adaptability Tests Since Incident 333-J-19, Researcher Irving had conducted numerous tests over the course of several days to determine if it was possible to tailor what activated SCP-7000's anomalous effects through association. Test 69, February 1, 2021. Place an unpeeled orange in front of the entity. Wait five minutes. Retrieve the orange. Attach a picture of Mr. Rogers onto it and replace it. Results. Anomalous effects did not activate until after the orange was replaced with the image of Mr. Rogers. Attached. Test 70, February 1, 2021. Place an unpeeled orange in front of SCP-33-J. Wait five minutes. Announce over the intercom that an image of Mr. Rogers will be placed onto the orange. Wait five minutes. Retrieve the orange. Attach a picture of Mr. Rogers onto it and replace it. Results. Anomalous effects did not activate until after the orange was replaced with the image of Mr. Rogers. Attached. February 1, 2021. Test 71. Place an unpeeled orange in front of SCP. Wait five minutes. Announce over the intercom that the orange is Mr. Rogers. Wait five minutes. Retrieve the orange. Attach a picture of Mr. Rogers onto it and replace it. Results. Anomalous effects activated after the announcement over the intercom, targeting the orange. Test 97. Date. February 13, 2021. Procedures. Equip D99979 with blast resistant gear and a concealed earpiece. Instruct D99979 to enter the testing chamber and have a conversation with SCP-3333-J. After an indeterminate amount of time, researcher Irving will speak into the earpiece calling D99979 Mr. Rogers. Results. SCP's anomalous effects activated after researcher Irving spoke into the earpiece. SCP was subdued and D99979 was escorted out safely. Test 98. Date. February 13. Procedures. Equip D0212 with blast resistant gear. Instruct D0212 to enter the testing chamber and attempt to impersonate Mr. Rogers without explicitly saying who he was impersonating. The anomalous effects activated after the impersonation began targeting the D-Class. SCP was subdued and the D-Class was escorted out safely. Test 99. Date. February 13. Show D52709 footage of D0212 doing an impression of Mr. Rogers without explicitly saying who the impression was of. Equip D52709 with blast resistant gear. Instruct D52709 to enter the testing chamber and attempt to impersonate D0212. Results. Anomalous effects activated after D52709 began doing the impersonation targeting D52709. SCP was subdued. D-Class was escorted out safely. Following the results of Test 99, researcher Irving and Dr. Gerald shared the following memos. Irving. Attached to the results of some of my most recent tests. First thing you should notice that the anomaly seems to make a distinction between is Mr. Rogers and what has Mr. Rogers. If something is announced to contain Mr. Rogers in it, on it, by it, or any other indirect relation, it doesn't trigger the anomaly until Mr. Rogers itself appears. However, the relationship between the object and the anomaly changes the moment that the object in some way identifies as Mr. Rogers. Willingly or unwillingly. So the good news is that we, at the very least, we can relax on some restrictions I've requested as long as we don't directly identify things as Mr. Rogers. Saying the words Mr. Rogers doesn't cause the anomaly to activate. The bad news, as you can hopefully, as you hopefully can tell, is that the anomaly's knowledge is not necessarily based on the knowledge of Samantha. Though this should have been obvious since the incident with Hewitt, Test 979899 all prove it undoubtedly. The anomaly knows more about what is and is not Mr. Rogers than Samantha does, hence the metaphorical stink she's mentioned. The worst news is that people can unknowingly trigger the anomaly because of the above two facts as seen in Test 99. If someone does something that someone else identified as being Mr. Rogers, then that's enough to trigger the anomaly. Even the person performing the action doesn't relate to Mr. Rogers specifically at all. While kindness and politeness in a vacuum won't trigger the anomaly, there's a certain brand of kindness and politeness that very much will. As long as accidents keep happening, people need to be aware of how kind they are. They need to be aware of how polite they are. Being neighborly is no longer an option, as long as Samantha could potentially see it. Shining your shoes, wearing your red sweater, anything that someone somewhere has said, oh yeah, that's Mr. Rogers for sure, could trigger the anomaly. I implore you to reconsider your stance on my protocol's suggestions. I don't want to send any more friends to the emergency room. Dr. Gerald. These results are certainly more concerning than what I had expected. You were right. The severity of this anomaly is not to be underestimated, and I apologize for treating it like that. However, I'd actually want to check in on you since you started your marathon of testing with Samantha. You said on average accidents were happening once a week, yes? Have any accidents occurred during your test that I wasn't made aware of? Researcher Irving's reply was sent approximately five hours later, from the desk of Irving. Are you fucking kidding me? The solution was just to shove Mr. Rogers in her face this whole time! I need a nap. Addendum 7005. In spite of the Department of Others' discovery of proper containment of SCP-7000's probabilistic anomaly, on March 9, 2029, the O5 Council requested that SCP-7000 be re-transferred to the Department of Humanoid Containment. Anomaly custody transfer request from the desk of O5-7. Anomaly in question, SCP-333-J. Reason for requests. Due to the rampant destruction caused by SCP-333-J, and your repeated failures to contain it properly, we have determined that the Department of Other to be unfit to contain this anomaly any further. While it was transferred to your department as a genuine kindness, and as a means to siphon funds to anomalies in more dire need, you have single-handedly cost Site-19 hundreds of thousands of dollars in reparations and reconstruction of your department and the surrounding levels. It should go without saying that a gross mishandling of this caliber is deserving of not just a transfer of the anomaly in question, but reprimanding of the researchers in charge of the project. Anomaly custody transfer response from the desk of Dr. Gerald. Request response. Denied. The Department of Other has done a reasoning. The Department of Other has done more than satisfactory job of containing Ms. Blevins since her new containment protocols have been formalized. We are of the opinion that we at this point deserve the rights to contain her due to this discovery, and I have a hard time seeing why us solving the problem that none of you could solve gives you the right to take her away. If for whatever reason, several months down the line, the containment procedure stopped working, I would understand that request. However, things have been working perfectly fine since. Why are you deciding that now is the perfect time to put in this request and pull the rug out from under us after all our hard work? Request reply from 057. First of all, I would like to reiterate that in order for you to get to the point where containment procedures could be formalized, you allowed the anomaly to destroy a load bearing wall that very nearly toppled an entire wing of the facility. It doesn't matter if you figured out how to stop it, if that's your baseline for acceptable practices to determine any aspect of an anomaly. But furthermore, according to your file, Researcher Irving suggested that kindness and politeness could potentially set off the anomaly in spite of your procedures. Because of this, we believe that returning SCP-333-J to the custody of Researcher Jackson would help alleviate this concern as Researcher Jackson is reportedly, quote, a massive dickbag that makes everyone around him miserable. End quote. At the very least, you must wish for a kinder work environment for your department. No. From the desk of Dr. Gerald. Request response accepted. Terms. The Department of Other will transfer over containment of SCP-333-J back to the Department of Humanoid Containment and grant it its initial designation as SCP-7000. As it was formerly under their care, little must be done for the adjustment period aside from informing researchers of the new containment procedures and containment chambers protocol. Researcher Jackson is to be reinstated as SCP-7000's primary researcher. He and all associated researchers are to be offered a large raise to compensate for the eventual poor work environment that will come about as Researcher Jackson is informed of the news. Okay. It's the absurdity of it all. Yeah. Uh, so I was like, originally I'm like, this is straight up Mary Sue, like the way this is characterized. I mean, they brought in dark played and I'm like, they're doing this on, like, is it pathophysics? Is there a pathophysics? Uh, can you talk a little closer to your mic made? I'm losing you. Oh, sorry. Sorry there. Yeah, I'm, I'm, uh, yeah, this, uh, this is a sensitive range on it. Um, the, uh, I'm sure there's some sort of like pathophysical thing to this, right? Cause like they, they gave it a J designation and then they brought in dark blade. Um, and like the way the anomalies talking, it feels like very like Mary Sue-esque, like the dialogue where it's like, it got a razz out of the researcher and stuff in the beginning. Like that felt very like how not to write in criminal anomalies, but it felt very purposeful at the same time, right? Like, I think that was kind of the point, right? It's like, like, why else did they give it a J designation? I saw on Twitter the other day, uh, someone coined the term neolol foundation. Ah, and I don't know if it was about this, but I think it's about this. That kind of, that makes sense. Let me check the discussion. Department of other. So the department of other, this is the first time I've ever, that, uh, department and Same. It, it feels like very almost like department of surrealistic kind of, kind of vibe. Um, because they're playing with things that just don't make any logical sense. You just had absurdism, but, uh, huh. So the opening of the article, the interview with Jackson that lost me completely. I wasn't on board, uh, with the tone, with everything. And the back half got me by going too far across the line. Then it crossed the line again, then it crossed the line again. And to me, this got the upvote for that. And I like how many tests and how far they push, like, what is the logic here? I really liked the part where they, um, they banned kindness, but that was funny. And yeah, you're right. It's like, it's like, you know, the story of how far they, um, and they really do go very, they go very far with it. And I also agree completely that like that first interview log, I was pulled out. I was like, this is, uh, this is not, uh, this is not catching my attention in the same way. Didn't feel as human, but I think that's like all part of like the thing. And he said, Neil Lowe Foundation. I don't see any like reference to Lowe foundation in the tags or in the comments. And I believe the person that said the, like that Neil Lowe foundation thing was not the same person. Oh yeah, definitely. But I do understand that the possible connection with that. Yeah. Yeah. All I'm saying is it has a vibe of something that I would call Neil Lowe Foundation. Yes. I agree with that completely. Yeah. Yee, and might I add? Ha, that was a fun one. Yeah. Yeah. Man. All right. What do they think of next? It's my question. We got a hundred dollars during that read. Hey. Thank you. Um, let me see. Let me refresh my page. Christina, thank you for your $100 donation. Thank you so much for helping Dr. Samarion's Roof Fund. Yes. He is, uh, I assume he's, he, I think he went to bed, but his spirit is here with us tonight. We are, uh, we are keeping it rolling. We are 10 into it. We got 74 left. And we are going through them all. Let's see how far we get. So this might be like the next month, dude. Yeah, I think we'll be here. We'll be here for a while. But, uh, hey, for a good cause. Let's do it. Next one is SCP-7000 Business Lizard. No, it's not. It's the grape filter. Oh, this one I've read. So this will be good for me to read. Because I have, I have notes on this. Great. I, I drank water. I drank water. Random. Have you been drinking water? Make sure you drink water. I got my bottle right here. All right. So it's, um, SCP-7000, the grape filter and what lies beyond. And that is by, um, SpaceKaiser. Good name. I like it. It's item number 7000, level two restricted. Containment class, Eater. Disruption class, uh, actually I've never pronounced this out loud before. It's a bilam. Risk class, caution. The image is Proxima Centauri B. Special Containment Procedures. Due to the nature of SCP-7000, containment is unfeasible. Knowledge of SCP-7000 is to be limited to a select few international and governmental organization for the purpose of disarmament. Should there be an SCP-7000-1 instance, all embedded foundation agents within national space agencies and astronomical associations are to be alerted and directed to prevent knowledge of the event from spreading. Should any organization receive data and imagery of an SCP-7000-1 instance, foundation agents are to prevent its public publication, rather, and doctor all relevant data on the event. All events leading up to a York incident are to be recorded and analyzed for the purposes of further preservation of human civilization. Exploration of an SCP-7000-1 instance is to be conducted through the Foundation's Anomalous Aeronautical and Space Research Association, also known internally as ASTRA, or ASRA, I guess you call it, AASRA. To date, there have been 11 confirmed SCP-7000-1 instances with a further four exoplanets slated for exploration by ASRA. Description, SCP-7000 refers to the continued survival of the human race. In the event that an exoplanet's atmosphere rapidly becomes toxic due to a burst of nuclear energy, it is to be explored via a Magellan drone swarm to determine if a York incident has occurred. Should the drone swarm determine that a York incident did occur, the exoplanet will be designated as a SCP-7000-1 instance and will be catalogued. As of 2035, all known extraterrestrial civilizations have experienced a York incident and subsequently extinction. It ends in one, first SCP-7000-1 instances. On January 9th, 2009, a sudden burst of nuclear energy was detected in Alpha Centauri Trinary Star System by Foundation space obstritor v. Cyclax. Cyclax? Cycliax? Skylax? Skylax. Further observations subsequently revealed the origin of the nuclear energy burst to have been from Proxima Centauri B. Proxima Centauri B is an exoplanet orbiting around the star Proxima Centauri, a red dwarf that is part of the triple star system Alpha Centauri. It's located 4.2 light years away. After failing to find a natural explanation for the event, it was given the designation anomalous event 13020 and the task of investigating the anomaly was given to Azra. Shortly after a request was approved by the O5 Council, Azra began constructing a drone swarm that would conduct an exoplanetary mission to Proxima Centauri B. On March 7th, 2011, the construction of the Eudoxus, I don't know if it's supposed to be Exodus, Eudoxus drone swarm. Footnote. The precursor to the current Magellan class, prior to the discovery of new anomalous technology, was completed and launched later that month towards Proxima Centauri B. Utilizing both standard and anomalous technology, the goal of the mission was to determine the cause of the nuclear energy were. The drone swarm arrived at Proxima Centauri B on June 3rd, 2015, where it began to document and log its discoveries on the planet. Over the next few months, the drone swarm orbited the planet and began to collect atmospheric samples and conducted planetary surface exploration. Over the course of its exploration, the drone swarm discovered ruined cities all across the planet. After an extensive exploration of its surface, the drone swarm found what appeared to be an archive in one of the more preserved ruins. After all the archive's files were scanned and logged, it was immediately sent back to the Foundation on Earth. The Foundation received this data in 2019, and ASRA immediately commissioned the Foundation's linguistics of aid in deciphering the language on the files. On May 11th, 2021, ASRA was able to translate the Centauri language enough to an extent where a timeline of events leading up to the nuclear energy burst was discovered. It is as follows, event log, time, description of event, and additional information. Day 1, 1207, event, talks between the nations of quote Black Rock and quote Serene breakdown, military readiness between two was raised, additional info. Inferring from the documents recovered, these two nations have been at odds for approximately five Earth years. Day 1, 1300 hours and 10 minutes. Black Rock launches an invasion of Serene. The military of Serene was prepared and begins counterattack. Within hours, the Black Rock offensive reaches a stalemate. Day 1, 1800 hours and 25 minutes. Black Rock begins losing its positions in Serene. However, their quote warriors are told to hold. The Black Rock, I'm not going to be able to pronounce that one. Iraq shall go footnote, exact translation cannot be determined, but is assumed to either mean general or president, is debriefed on the situation. Day 1, 1800 hours, 50 minutes. Black Rock begins deploying tactical missiles to the front line. Spies within Black Rock inform Serene of this development and they respond in kind. At this point, large-scale aerial battles are taking place in front. Day 1, 20 hours and 12 minutes to 20 hours and 18 minutes. First, tactical missiles are launched from Black Rock towards strategic Serene positions. Nearby cities are now beginning evacuation as more to the front line. Day 1, 20 hours and 15 minutes. The 20 hours and 21 minutes. Serene responds in kind and begins to launch missile missiles at Black Rock positions. Some missiles overshoot their targets with some hitting civilian infrastructure. Day 1, at 20 hours and 25 minutes. Black Rock retaliates by launching tactical missiles at Serene civilian targets. A number of both civilian and military targets are destroyed by this point. Day 1, at 20 hours and 31 minutes to 20 hours and 33 minutes. Both nations activate their nuclear arsenals in the event the other launches their own. According to the documents, Black Rock and Serene were the two largest and most powerful nations on Proxima Centaur B. They're combined nuclear warheads numbered roughly 9,000, but not over. Day 1, at 20 hours and 54 minutes. Serene launches another wave of tactical missiles at Black Rock military installations. Black Rock launches three nuclear missiles in response. The exact reason why could not be determined. However, it is assumed that this may have been due to a false positive. Day 1, at 20 hours and 56 minutes to 2100 hours, 3 minutes. After minutes of deliberating, Serene launches its own nuclear missile response. Not applicable. Day 2, at 2100 hours and 6 minutes. Black Rock further retaliates and launches more of its nuclear arsenal, some towards civilian targets. Serene declares a state of emergency. Day 2, at 2100 hours and 11 minutes. Serene responds by sending multiple nuclear missiles to the largest cities with Black Rock. In response, Black Rock does the same. By this point, the main frontline has died down with only sporadic fighting continuing. Day 2, at 2100 hours and 20 minutes. Multiple cities are reported to have been leveled by Black Rock nuclear. The final transmission from Serene's military headquarters has been conceded. Day 2, at 2300 hours and 18 minutes. By this point, the majority of Serene's nuclear arsenal has been deployed, targeting Black Rock installations around Proxima Centauri B. Black Rock responded in kind. The last transmission from any major Serene military facility has all been conceded. Day 3, at 0100 hours and 45 minutes. The final of Serene's nuclear weapons are launched with an unknown target. It is assumed by this point most life on Proxima Centauri B has died out as this is the last recorded. Image shows example of language documented on Proxima Centauri B. In September and November of 2015, while the different drone swarm, Iodocus drone swarm was en route to Proxima Centauri B, FSO Cycle X or Skylax observed a two further nuclear energy burst coming from the Ross 128 and Luton star systems. Astro was able to determine that once again the origin of the energy came from exoplanets within the respective star system. Due to the similarities between anomalous event 13020 and these events, Astro was approved to construct two further drone swarms to explore these star systems. Discoveries in 2015 and 2016 anomalous technology allowed Astro to construct drone swarms that could arrive at Ross 128 and Luton's star within five years. Footnote. This is done utilizing the gravitation found by Astro during redacted near Uranus and you don't need to put the two brackets next to redacted. I thought there was some code happened. Both of these drone swarms referred to as the first and second Magellan drone swarm were launched on July 23rd 2017. Between 2017 and 2019 the FSO Skylax and later the FSO Iodotus. Footnote. A foundation space observatory launched in late 2018 with the purpose of fulfilling Skylax's role which was to be phased out in 2020 but now both observatories operate in tandem to find further SCP-7000 in one instance. Discovered three further nuclear energy bursts. Three further drone swarms were constructed and in March 2019, October 2019 and August 2020 each were respectively launched in the direction of these stars. Shortly after the timeline events on Proxima Centauri B was established on June 25th 2021 data from the first Magellan drone swarm was received. Its target exoplanet Ros 128B showed similar features on its surface compared to Proxima Centauri B. Once again the files transcribed in an extraterrestrial language were sent along with the data as Foundation linguists in Astro were deciphering the Rossi language data from the second Magellan drone swarm Luton B was received. As of the previous two further files were sent to Astro Crypt. Addendum 0.2 report summary. On December 5th 2023 Astro submitted its report to the O5 Council. The report written by the head of Astro tells their findings on Rossi 28B and Luton B. They're the relevant section of the report detailing relating to SCP-7000 report. Based on our findings in Rossi 128B and Luton B as well as preliminary data received from the third through fifth Magellan drone swarms an anomalous aeronautical and space research association has come to the conclusion that all of these events were caused by large-scale nuclear weapons exchange resulting in the host civilization's utter annihilation. A further two energy burst events have been detected since 2021 and although observations have yet to be excluded it is likely that these events were caused by similar circumstances related to the exact cause and reason to do vary between cases conflict, escalation or false positive readings but the end result is always the same. Due to these findings it is in our opinion that all files recovered on these exit plans do not indicate that there were prior crises or quote close calls before the nuclear weapons exchange and henceforth designated a York in constant in contrast humanity has had multiple incidents crises and close calls but never as it was in a nuclear war. Because of this Astro has come to the conclusion that human civilization is an anomaly in the form given previous incidents and intergovernmental and government purpose of preserving human civilization however we also recommend that full cooperation be held off until further data can be collected from more sources. Humanity may or may not but it is our responsibility to tirelessly ensure that we wake up up to another tomorrow, we shall venture forth into the light, discover if we truly are alone. This one stood out to me because it's functionally very similar to my proposal and there's one proposal which is I mean spoiler alert cover your ears if you don't want to spoil it but it is the planet earth and humanity's propensity to survive even in great odds and it's discovered through the remnants of an ancient civilization found and brought back by his drone it's like it's very similar ways but I do think that it's probably not the same like it's not like derivative of that I just think that a lot of similarities there. The actual content of the article I feel like is there's a lot of um there's some spag errors you know there's a lot of they'll the author will spell things one way and then spells them slightly different and it wasn't so much that I couldn't figure out what they were talking about but it definitely deserves a little bit of a little bit of upkeep a little bit of love I think uh I think it's good they kept it shorter the shorter side because mine goes on really dense my articles very dense um but uh yeah um I don't know I have I have a lot of feelings about what do you think see for me the the human society is anomalous because we don't go to nuclear war doesn't like appeal to me personally is a flavor concept I just like it's yeah the odds of human survival is so minimal that it's anomalous right and that's the the yeah that's the probabilistic nature of it is the lucky bit is that that that is the statistical anomaly yeah um but I understand that the the usage of nuclear exchange being like oh this is the hard line for like oh yeah you know there's no other way a civilization can can die out you know that that just seems like a bit of a stretch to me as well because basically then this is simply I mean simply put humans the anomaly we have one like recounting of a nuclear war volley which god I it's well put together but I don't like it some I'm gonna no vote on it I'm not gonna downvote it it's not my vibe it's not bad bad but yeah I do have a funny or not so funny but I have an update from Calibri bold who just watched the start of the stream and saw us trying to grasp at the league of legends anomaly the bureau credo hazard great I've been at work just got home uh it's a probabilistic anomaly because it's a coincidental interaction between laws the there are no changes in laws it's just sheerly coincidence between different laws interacting that makes the law just so happened to directly impact league of legends players hmm I I did read that that was like that bit in the beginning of the description that directly um where they're explaining like the exact mechanism of the anomaly um yeah I mean I can see that I can see that it just went over my head yeah yeah yeah uh no it's it's totally it's a it's a good it's a good article good art all right good job checking out the go fund me that was a short one so absolutely okay we're still at 2706 with 44 donors good job so far let's keep it up team absolutely so the great filter moves on that's the that's like the title's a little on the nose but yes it's just literally referring to the great field which is the supposed you know limiting system that keeps civil like advanced civilizations from reaching uh the technological advancement to uh go take the step to Kardashev scale one which is like inner inner stellar travel or something like that um sure sure I I need to brush up on my uh I actually didn't know that had a name but uh yeah a previous article in the comments will will correct me I'm sure a previous article by modulum on a team that we were doing for a team contest was on the great filter but it was that something came and got you if you reached a certain level oh spooky if you reach a certain level the universe is just like no all right I was hearing good things about business lizard business lizard and if you call the article business lizard you've got my interest so let's take us for rides in my mic into a more comfortable reading position let's hit it item number scp seven thousand oh I've got to change the size over here aesthetics now we're looking pretty fly we could even look flyer there we go no borders scp seven thousand business lizard scp seven thousand and temporary containment following initial recovery in billings montana not in the universe it exploded though object class euclid special containment procedures scp seven thousand is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell fitted with a large terrarium and a and multi-screen live feed of current stock market coverage typical amenities are to be provided including cleaning services and provision of food for a designated dietary regimen to aid with communication scp seven thousand must at all times have access to a mobile device possessing a physical keyboard footnote currently scp seven thousand has had the most success using modified blackberry products spare devices and chargers are to be stored in the room as necessary a team of dedicated foundation stock traders is to be assigned scp seven thousand's containment cell and kept on rotation watch to observe when it enters periods of lucidity the team is to be provided with a probationary budget to be used for investments based on scp seven thousand's insights all transactions are to be thoroughly documented and reviewed on a weekly basis the budget is subject to change on monthly outcomes access to scp seven thousand for interview purposes may be requested by any research personnel level two or higher possessing requisite credentials in biological sciences an individual seeking to submit such a request are to note that the stock trader team schedule is to be given priority access to scp seven thousand description scp seven thousand appears to be a male western fence lizard genus skeleporus occidentalis possessing sapiens in limited and irregular periods of lucidity scp seven thousand is capable of communication in written american english through the use of various typing devices but will only respond to conversation will verbally address by name footnote names currently confirmed trigger responses in scp seven thousand are business lizard commerce lizard and stock lizard while scp seven thousand does not appear to age it sheds its skin more frequently than non-anomalous lizards typical of the same apparent species shed skin from scp seven thousand carries no immediately discernible anomalous properties based on information gathered from interviews scp seven thousand purportedly fashions itself as a quote deity for the modern time see partial interview logs it is noted that despite its claims scp seven thousand has yet to exhibit any indication of greater capabilities beyond its communicative and predictive anomalies when provided with appropriate resources scp seven thousand has demonstrated the ability to provide profitable investment recommendations particularly with regards to the trading of stocks as of the scp seven thousand team's most recent port fully review is believed the frequency of scp seven thousands periods of lucidity directly correlates with the total profit amassed by the beneficiary of scp seven thousand's advice due to this discussions underway to determine an altered containment schedule to allow scp seven thousand ample recovery time in between consultations scp seven thousand was initially discovered following investigation of animal control complaints from a series of houses within a suburban neighborhood all such reports alleged that quote lizards were breaking into houses to watch tv with a disproportionately large focus on households that frequently consumed news related media a team of foundation entertainments but entertainment specialists containment i'm the foundation entertainment specialists thank you uh containment specialists was dispatched to multiple houses under the guide of carrying out an electrician survey the team first encountered scp seven thousand in a nursery bedroom typing hello repeatedly on a children's speak and spell electronic handheld toy followed by i am business lizard following application of amnestics to the neighborhood documents the team secured scp seven thousand and transported to the nearest foundation facility addendum seven thousand dash one partial interview logs over the course of scp seven thousand's containment history it was observed that its lucid periods initially occurred for approximately four hours every four days as of the most recent update to the scp seven thousand file the entity averages purely uh oh as of the most recent update of the scp seven thousand file the entity averages four hours of lucidity every 16 days interview logs of no corresponding discussions purely for personal information gathering purposes are transcribed below no scp seven thousand's mobile device keyboard typing is displayed without corrections for grammar or mechanics all questions were voiced allowed by interviewers situated in the containment cell interview from interview seven thousand dash three interviewer dr r-mercer interviewee scp seven thousand are you sure you don't want a reading for the market business lizard today i would like to learn a little more about you if that's all right that is very agreeable stocks lizard sometimes ago you told us you reimagined yourself to suit more modern times yes there was much to change business lizard please tell me more in times long past i was a healer bringer of health as my siblings and elders before me but times shifted in commerce became what humans sought and sacrificed for it seemed fruitless to help humans regain their health when it would be thrown away for money at a moment's notice i grew weary and lost and frail commerce lizard i am sorry to hear that money troubles and health troubles intertwine these days more than ever before i feel to feel needed i renewed myself but as you see i am even less than i was before i had so much to learn but the world has changed the people are hostile there are places i can't even i cannot go words even i do not know stocks lizard i hope you know that you are always welcome here thank you i have not felt so useful in generations please keep showing me your numbers reports i cannot always read them but i like seeing them thank you for always having someone sit with me business lizard do you remember much of who you were before civilization sped out of control taller bigger needed clothes commerce lizard do you know of any other lizards like yourself who may have retained their powers there are none in my memory if there were any at all stocks lizard does that bother you no commerce lizard would you like us to attempt seeking out any of your kin who may still be findable no excerpt from interview dash eight most recent interview dr. mercer again scb 7000 extraneous discussion removed i'll tell you a secret business lizard that is kind of you commerce lizard what is the secret every time i tell you to buy or sell something i am guessing stocks lizard that is rather incredible to believe i may have been stripped of my previous authority but i believe i still retain some good fortune inherent to my former station business lizard you say this despite not sharing in the profit from the advice you give and only maintaining your consciousness some of the time well i met you all didn't i you will talk to me provide for me that uh well i met you all didn't i you will talk to me provide for me that sounds fortunate commerce lizard do you not wish to return to what you once were the head of your strength my charge was to assist humans i am assisting this new job is much easier perhaps it was my fate my path led here my charge was to assist humans i am assisting this new job is much easier perhaps it was fate my path led here perhaps this is what i was hoping to be all my years of searching business lizard what did you hope to be happy business lizard i'm glad to hear that is there anything else we can do for you scp 7000 does not respond stocks lizard is there anything else we can do for you more strawberry pie scp 7000 is observed to turn several times in a quick circle on top of the typing device at that jumps from the interview table and lands on dr mercer's leg dr mercer observed returning scp 7000 to its teranium and no request for more fresh fruit primarily strawberries to be added to 7000's dietary regimen signed our mercer note from lab director mk granted he deserves a break that was cute why is business lizard so controversial 68 discussions oh because it's adorable and so all the comments are gonna be so cute so cute gotcha let's see how lucky stocks lizard i guess we'll see i mean i easily upvote stocks lizard stocks lizard is adorable i wonder if he goes on to sell insurance the gecko gecko yeah all the comments seem like they're uh very much praising the gecko the the lizard business lizard stocks lizard does it uh okay so there's no reason why they the doctor changes it up every single time um not particularly it responds to all the names so it just variants so it's not saying the same thing every time yeah that's cool i like it now i was just saying the nice to me just stock lizard very cool have some strawberries that was another short one who got a couple short ones out and looks like we got another donation oh we got some more don't know for uh 50 bucks thank you anonymous your thank you anonymous contribution donor will will be will be very gladly added to the somerian get well fun and we'll get them a new in the appropriate chat uh that lizard kid likes business lizard that is highly appropriate for your username my friend congratulations lizard kid that was not a that's not on purpose you didn't make that because you are a fan of this scp okay fantastic let's see what the next one is in the list here we got scp 7000 out of luck by moon horse 96 okay interesting stuff going on here already notice from the record foundation record security administration the following file is encrypted with a procedurally generated algorithm as part of scp 7000's special containment procedures to access the requested file please use the mechanism below to random number between one six maria jones director of frisa generating number um it says number generated successfully i was assigned to number three you can now access the file open file access granted to crypting file a verified username and password must be submitted before you are allowed to edit the contents of the file um the username it looks like eyes on the prize but jumbled up like that greetings 053 okay item number 7000 level five top secret containment class safe disruption class connect risk class warning special containment procedures scp 7000 is stored at a foundation site no further containment measures or procedures are required okay item description scp 7000 appears to be an arkansas centennial half dollar coin from the year 1938 this coin is identical in appearance to its nominal anomalous counterpart scp 7000 is in perfect condition and shows no sign of age or scp 7000's anomalous abilities are triggered once scp 7000 scp 7000's changes ownership this transfer of ownership can be between individuals corporate entities and other groups scp 7000 can be a part of a larger amount of money transferring ownership through other means other than physically getting the coin does not trigger its effects and the exchanges won't be recognized by scp 7000 once ownership has been transferred scp 7000-1 events will manifest the new owner of scp 7000 shall from that point be designated as scp 7000-a and the previous owner scp 7000-b image caption says scp 7000 photo taken during data expunged scp 7000 anomalous abilities manifest a series of accidents that befall the new owner scp 7000-a these accidents are referred to as scp 7000-1 events and affect either the individual corporate entities or group as a whole these accidents can range from personal minor injury catastrophic scenarios scp 7000 events target scp 7000-a but can affect everything in its immediate vicinity by proxy it has been shown to escalate in severity over time with the frequency and intensity of scp 7000 events leading to more life-threatening situations this can lead to extremely dangerous large-scale events if handled not properly and in time due to the continuous exposure of to danger individuals receiving scp 7000 often perish with due to the continuous exposure to danger individuals receiving scp 7000 off perish within a month of receiving scp 7000 if it is changed exchange between groups or corporate entities it will affect every individual involved with its ownership on a personal level with different time scales and intensities this often leads to the group being dissolved within the three month period depending on the size and scale of scp 7000-a after scp 7000-a perishes scp 7000-1 events will continue to take place around scp 7000's proximity it affects events once another person a corporate entity or group takes ownership of the coin these scp 7-1 events will repeat these new owners will be designated as scp 7000-a currently the only way to stop scp 7000 from occurring is through either scp 7000 being returned to scp 7000-b or if scp 7000-b perishes to the records and information security ministry i found this file on our database i have no knowledge of scp 7000 being in our possession nor does the file deal to the its current location or history no testing law containment procedure is nothing do we even have scp 7000 in containment are we scp 7000-b or scp 7000-a track down who put this file in our database immediately 053 generate new number okay training number number generated successfully you are assigned number one to now access this file open file here we go access granted decrypting file a verified username and password must be submitted before you are allowed to edit the contents of this file username is uncode 000 greetings administrator warning your terminal is experiencing severe errors accessing the requested file has been partially successful item number seven thousand level one unrestricted containment class of polyon disruption class amida risk class critical caption a spontaneous forest file assumed to be caused by scp 7000 special containment procedures the following portion is stricken from the document but i will read read it for clarity each site is to review its containment records and determine which anomalies under their purview are at most risk of being lost to the foundation these items are to have their special containment procedures revised to minimize the risk of items considered uncontainable are under the zero chance protocol are to be decommissioned rendered physically inaccessible or thomically warded in accordance with their respective anomalous properties preservation of the veil the veil is no longer a priority the zero chance protocol has been declared activated unable to retrieve scp 7000 slash zero chance protocol files foundation efforts are to be focused on assisting goc in establishing emergency protocols and fallout management wherever possible remaining personnel are advised to remain on standby until further notice to reduce risk of scp 7000 compromise all occurrences of improbable phenomena that result in negative alch are to be assumed to be the effective scp 7000 these cases are to be monitored and efforts of finding the source of scp 7000 events and containing or neutralizing its effect thus ends the stricken portion update revision updated revision to do its nature scp 7000 is uncontainable survivors are advised to remain stationary and avoid undertaking action associated with it okay all of the foundation's remaining resources are to be directed at finding the source of scp 7000 and neutralizing it description scp 7000 is the process of rapid deterioration of universal probability more commonly known as luck scp 7000 effects cause probability related events to negatively impact humanity on a global scale the impact scale and effective scp 7000 increases over time and is expected to escalate into an zk class end of world scenario attempts to isolate this effect to a specific object or region have thus far been unsuccessful the exact nature and source of scp 7000 are unknown to compromise reality through manipulation of causality cause an effect which results in the occurrence of quote unfavorable events at high of high improbability events previous thought to be previously thought to be random improbable highly impossible have been happening at increased rate this has caused several major incidents leading to the law human lives and overall destabilization of society there is currently no way to counteract the effects of scp 7000 through a chain reaction of improbable events the earth has become increasingly hostile and hazardous towards all life forms scp 7000 has been the indirect cause of approximately 7.2 billion casualties over the course of three months data corrupted addendum 7000.1 initial discovery scp 7000 was discovered on 26 november 20 redacted when dr teal newvos a foundation researcher working on work environment safety protocols discovered a notable increase in workplace related accidents at all foundation sites following the initial discovery of scp 7000 an interview is conducted by site director shatter in order to assess the showing interview log date data corrupted interviewer director shatters interviewee researcher newvos forward researcher dr teal newvos was investigating containment procedures of several sites to assess the risk of personnel safety prior to containment breach at site 19 he was active as a containment specialist begin log you can be at ease you're not being reprimanded or something oh great look i may have dug up some reports and asked we'll consider it as part of your research now let's begin shall we research in newvos nods i looked at your report i don't like what i'm seeing yeah pretty much the same flips through papers on clipboard look before i ring all kinds of alarm bells i need to be sure you really think this isn't some unlucky day for the foundation i mean we are the foundation after all with a sheer number of scp's we contain i think it's a miracle we manage to keep workplace accidents as low as it is i don't want to go on a tangent here but i did the numbers yes deviations are expected but with as many people as we have working for the foundation bad day but if you compare it with all the other data what we have here is really really unlucky impossibly unlucky if i go with your idea of us being impossibly lucky that means something is happening at all foundation sites that is causing more incidents you think that some anomaly or goi might be funny i stubbed my toe this morning and that somehow they managed to curse every foundation site to experience minor grievances i don't really know how if it's caused by a goi something has to be causing these incidents but they themselves outcomes are just too random today someone at site 65 broke his arm was someone at site 126 well at site 126 a janitor accidentally spilled boiled water onto a d-class i got hundreds of those seemingly random and unrelated accidents it's too widespread and random i'll notify the security department it's not it's not just that just yesterday scp redacted containment failed a computer glitch you know how rare the chance of that glitch occurring was dr shatter shakes his head the chance of the system failing was 0.005 percent practically impossible i would know i designed the protocols myself and even if the system fails that protocol was designed with an inbuilt automatic failsafe system that will lock the containment until manual reboot is initiated yet the system still failed and the failsafe didn't trigger are you sure you're just not being paranoid or maybe the system wasn't perfect that's not all in the past month alone we've had at least 17 containment breaches that shouldn't have happened and 14 of them are safe class scp's i can understand the other three but 14 safe class scp containment breaches at all in the same month are you not seeing a pattern i'm seeing here aren't those a simply a matter of coincidence i fail to see how well those events events you mentioned fit in the research new size look something is happening i don't know who what or why it is happening but whatever it is it's happening minor accidents everywhere system errors and improbable containment breaches the foundation is running out of luck and i dare not imagine how much work could these random events uh how much worse could these random events random series of events events random series of unfortunate events occur okay nice nice uh not um researcher nouveau size oh no let me say director shatters is in silence i hope i'm just being paranoid i hope all of these thoughts of mine are a false alarm or a bunch of nonsense god forbid my assumptions are correct i'll contact command we'll discuss it further later and log all right the report was shared as uh and marked as high priority by security department click to view incident report foundation high alert that are corrupted or missing attend them 7 000 point five ui u involvement approximately three weeks after the increase in workplace uh related accidents at foundation sites foundation agents intercepted several ui u files that were linked to the ongoing investigation into scp 7 000 the foundation contacted the ui u and took over the investigations foundation agents contained the anomalies and amnesticized civilians were necessary hello max goes oh okay got four files here initial report electronic copy below as per federal records act ui u file 2-147-483-647 case file quote no more wishes summary a popular gotcha games quote random roll mechanic consistently results in the lowest possible outcome scenarios event locale preface item not applicable irregularly cross-reference glitch game online luck physical description not not applicable capabilities capable of influencing the internal mechanics of an all purpose slash motive not applicable modus operandi the process of it generating a reward occurs as normal but once a random output is given it will be repeatedly the worst possible behavior not applicable evidence online posts multiple online posts on reddit regarding the broken game mechanics were seen these videos circulated in the community bureau record current status case was taken over by the scp foundation crimes not applicable sentencing not applicable history of ui u action data corrupted initial report ui u file 2023-01 case file quote no winners summary four state lotteries in germany failed hotend system error event slash locale preface name not applicable irregularity cross-reference lottery game chance luck lightning irregularity cross-reference lottery game chance luck lightning a raw irregularity cross-reference lottery game chance luck lightning irregularity cross-reference lottery game chance luck lightning evidence data corrupted or missing bureau record current status case closed crimes data corrupted sentencing data corrupted history of UIU action data corrupted. There's a report. UIU file 2023-1 case file. Is that the double checking? Is that the same one? Yeah, it's also 2023-1. OK. Case file, the cursed diced. Summary, in seven casinos in the city of Los Angeles, throwing a regular six-sided dice resulted in anomalies. Throne dice landed on a one in all locations when inside the casino. OK. Event locale preface, name non-applicable, bad luck system error. Evidence, data corrupted. Bureau record, current status, data corrupted. Crime, data corrupted. Sentencing, data corrupted. History of UIU action, data corrupted. Initial report, UIU file 2023-1 again. Case file, quote, money hole. Summary, at a fair in Minnesota, 23 slot machines at the Aristocrat MK hardware series became impossible to operate due to the machine's repeatedly malfunctioning while landing on a profitable outcome. This malfunction continues until subject walks away from the machine after which it becomes actively event locale preface. Name, non-applicable. Irregularity cross-lorate reference. Slot machine, luck, gambling, rigged, money. Physical description, the slot machines are from the Aristocrat MK hardware series. They have a big LCD screen on which the current game can be seen. There's a slot to insert money and several buttons to operate the machine. Each of the 23 machines are from the same brand but have an individual differences in appearance because of wear. Capabilities, the machine shuts down when it has to pay out. When the subject leaves, it will resume as normal. Purpose slash motive, not applicable. Modus operandi, not applicable. Behavior, not applicable. Evidence, A, when a game is won, the machine shut down completely. The screen, lights, and sounds turned off. This remained until the person playing the game walked away from the machine after which it would form a standard boot-up sequence. With the person that previously won a game returns, the machine shuts down again. B, the owner of the fairies been questioned but shows no signs of anomalous powers himself nor is he aware of the machine's malfunction. Bureau record, current status. Case has been taken over by the SCP Foundation who have nested side the crowd of taking the machines into custody. Machines taken into custody, I like it. Crimes, not applicable. Sentencing, not applicable. History of UIU action. 1204 at June 1st, 2023. The FBI gets reports on a gambling scam which resulted in pop-bombing at 1600 hours and 45 minutes on January 1st, 2023. The FBI agents on location confirm anomalous properties are involved and the UIU's presence is requested. Agent Mike Chrysler has been put on the case. And the next one is, I guess, 1900 hours and 32 minutes and June 1st, 2023. The SCP Foundation has formally requested to take over the investigation request except. A common cause was found between the increased rate of accidents at Foundation sites and the UIU report. These phenomena were subsequently designated SCP-7000. Miracles and bad omens as well as other anomalous events involving chance are reported across the country as SCP-7000 begins to spread, requiring the amnestization of over 17,000 civilians in constant monitoring of social media. Addendum 7000.10, lifted veil. On January 30th of 2023, all games involving chance to a notable degree began to show anomalous properties. In most cases, the mechanism involved did continue to function, but chance-based results will result in negative results to the people involved. Most chance-based games become unplayable with their original rule set. This applied to both physical games and digital games. The mechanisms through which SCP-7000 affects chance-based games are not understood data corrupted or through altering local reality. Data corrupted in situations where one bad outcome would benefit another player, the game would often be stalled slash manipulated in such a way that no participant would be able to win or gain an advantage. Removing the chance aspect of a game did result in a lower chance of SCP-7000 compromise, but other aspects of the game would risk compromise. Videos of this phenomenon began circulating online on social media platform. The cover story of SCP-7000 being the effective magnetic fields was disseminated, but failed to convince the general population. A lifted bail scenario followed and the zero chance protocol was activated. A civic unrest and riots grew as a lack of explanation from government followed. The image is data invalid and the caption is data invalid. And data corrupted or missing, testing logs. Test 7000 slash six dash one. Procedure, a pair of dice was given to a D-class. He was instructed to roll the dice for 15 minutes straight. Results, D-class rolled only a one and a two for 15 minutes on camera. Subject was later blindfolded, but results remain the same. Analysis, SCP-7000 seems to completely affect the role of the dice. This effect takes place even when no result is consciously observed at the time. Test 7000 slash one dash two. Procedure, subject was instructed to roll a five or a six with a pair of weighted dice. These dice were manufactured to land on a six, 84% of the time. Results, the dice continued to land on ones and two for about 95% of the time, with 5% of the time it landed on a six. Analysis, using a weighted die appeared to influence the role substantially. SCP-7000 appears to be influenced to a certain degree by rigging the up. Test 7000 slash one dash six. Procedure, D-class was instructed to roll the dice. Subject was promised freedom upon rolling and throwing a one or two. Results, SCP redacted breach containment. Doctor redacted and D-class expired before the test could be completed. Analysis, similar tests met the same results with highly improbable events occurring to prevent any wind condition related to chance from occurring. Show extended testing log. Okay, test 7000 slash four dash one. Procedure, D-class was told to shuffle a deck of standard playing cards. Results, the deck repeatedly ended up in an order that may play regardless of name of game picked. When no game was picked and no significant outcome was desired, the deck ended up in the same order as before the deck was shuffled. Analysis, attempting to keep track of the cards through external markers has resulted in data corrupted. This effect can be countered by using fake shuffle. Test 7000 slash seven dash one. Procedure, D-class was told repeatedly to flip a coin. Results, the coin always lands on head regardless of intent and perceived wind condition or currency attached to the coin. Analysis, data corrupted, neutralized. Test 7000 slash 21 dash one. Procedure, D-class was instructed to play a game of mind sweep. Results, D-class repeatedly lost within five turns of starting the game. The game was played on several of the devices later but the test results remain the same. Analysis, D-class had never played this game before and was unaware of the rule. The test was repeated across several devices and D-class the results remain the same. Changing the wind conditions appears to influence the outcome of the probability related event somewhat but in almost all observed cases, non-beneficial or negative consequences to all participants remain constant and keeps getting fulfilled, keeps being fulfilled. Addendum 7000.12, Doctor Wondertainment. Site 01 received the following letter in the form of an anonymous paper swan suspected to be from the GOI dash 28, Doctor Wondertainment. The paper swan unfolded itself upon arrival causing its own neutralization. Dear SCP Foundation, as one of our longtime players and fans we are just starting to share with you the news of Doctor Wondertainment is closing its doors. We had a good run but the concept of fun will soon be a distant memory to humanity. Fear there is nothing we can do with this time to stop it. Currently, all of our products and merchandise have several issues of not working right. Toys, board games and our shows, none of it has a place in the future ahead of us. We tried to focus our efforts on products without luck but sadly we found no luck in that department either. If you already know the outcome, how can we ever expect to smile? As you know, a world without chance is a world without fun. A world without fun is a world without Doctor Wondertainment. We wish you the best of luck but we don't think that will happen. Greetings, Doctor HL Wondertainment. A follow-up investigation revealed all of Doctor Wondertainment's assets both in and outside the Foundation's control to have disappeared, decommissioned or otherwise neutralized. The current whereabouts of Doctor Wondertainment are on Addendum 7000.13, the nature of luck. The following is an excerpt from the seminar given by Doctor Victoria Moonsong and an expert on causality from the Department of Redacted. Doctor Moonsong unexpectedly experienced a car accident while leaving her house. What is luck? It's the word we use a lot and it has multiple interpretations. Technically, luck doesn't exist. It's a human concept made by us to make us believe that we or someone else has any influence, a secret force that gives us a pat on the back every now and then. But luck is a subjective at best. If we flip a coin 100 times and it lands on head 100 times, we'd like to consider ourselves lucky even though there's no luck at all and is a simple probability. Most likely a million other people did the same thing as you. However, if we consider luck an anomaly, then maybe we should see it as a force that indeed causes good things to happen to us. Maybe it changes up the deck slightly, switching up a few cards so the odds are more favorable. Maybe a traffic light really did wait for you instead of you speeding up. If 7000 is indeed counteracting slash erasing the force we humans consider luck, then it might be better to say it is influencing causality to a negatively in humanity. For clarity's sake, of course. What do I believe? I used to believe luck wasn't real, but that was before I started working for the foundation. Now however, after surviving multiple containment breaches, seeing multiple ZK class scenarios being avoided, I'm starting to think that luck might be real, but not in the form of probability instead of something else. Addendum 7, data corrupt error missing. Addendum 7000.15, escalation. SCP 7000's effects have increased in scale, started to impact scenarios outside of games. Almost all events in which chance and probability are involved to a degree have become completely understood by the foundation, sorry, susceptible to SCP 7000 compromise. The full scale of SCP 7000 anomalous effects are not completely understood by the foundation due to its widespread nature and consistent behavior, but has been narrowed down to affect the following aspects most consistently. An increase in homework and traffic related accents occurred worldwide. The outcome of these events have ranged from minor injuries to ending with multiple fatalities. Using public infrastructure has shown to increase the risk of being affected. The healthcare system has been severely strained and is on the brink of collapsing. The number of total civilian casualties are unknown, but they are corrupted or missing. Cases of cardiac arrest, sporadic cancer, ischemic strokes and other similar medical conditions started to develop at an abnormal rate in the general population. These health issues arise from either pre-existing conditions or appear spontaneously. Several bacteria and virus started replicating and developed mutations at an abnormal rate. A global health crisis has been declared after anomalous diseases breached containment. Electronic systems started malfunctioning on a regular basis. These malfunctions derived from explainable causes such as system errors, cosmic radiation or human errors. Currently, the international banking system, IT infrastructure, power grid and other critical services worldwide are at severe risk. SCP 7000 affects anomalous technology at a faster rate. As a result, multiple anomalies have either breached containment or were neutralized due to SCP 7000-related issues. The GOI 004, Church of the Broken God has been declared inactive after most of its members perished. Investigation into other paratech-related GOIs has so far been unsuccessful. Through the collective efforts of GOI 16, the Global Coalition, GOI 14, the Serpent's Hand and the Foundation, most catastrophic SCP 7000 compromise phenomenon were contained and or prevented. Through combined efforts, a complete societal collapse has been prevented thus far. Currently, the Foundation's efforts are to be directed at maintaining peace, crisis response and disaster relief. The O5 Council approved the use of various safe-class SCPs to assist in this goal. A meeting was held between the overseers to discuss this situation. Relig, I see the log here. Show conference log. All right. Do you wanna handle some of these with me? Ah, so that's a short one, I can do it, it's fine. I was expecting longer. That, yeah. Date, data corrupted. Forward. A video meeting between O5 Council members wasn't possible due to multiple system errors or rising footage of SEIP net. A meeting was instead held at site 01. O512 and O53 are currently not present due to unknown reasons. Extraneous information has been expunged. Data corrupted. Begin log. What do we know about SCP 7000? Can we even kill it? Is it an entity, a concept, a force? What is SCP 7000 really? Is it luck itself? A disappearance of it? Is it a force that's removing it from reality or appearing on it? We just attached a label to it. We are basically in the dark, my friends. Pondering. I think technically, luck, its own, can be classified as an anomaly. The status quo we've worked so hard for, that might be anomalous. Did you ever look into that? O53 was working on that, but you know, same result as before. Equipment failure, missing personnel, or SCP being neutralized on accident. It's a fucking waste of time and money. Silence. Maybe this is some kind of balancing act. You were too lucky, too much. Maybe we were overdue for some bad luck and SCP 7000, just the price we paid, all at once. If there's some karmic bank of luck we owe a debt to, shouldn't we be able to pay it off with artificial bad luck, redirect the bad luck? Can we allow that to happen in a controlled environment? That idea is just absurd. Can we get rid of superstition? Luck doesn't exist. SCP 7000 is probably just another reality bending. If it is one, it is rather strong, but a petty one. How strong is it really, though? Mostly, it affects us through probability. Nothing else. Can we just blow it up if we locate the source? I like the sound of that. Let's not work on assumptions. We literally cannot afford to take such a risk. I say we move slowly, try to buy ourselves time by sacrificing parts of the world. Meanwhile, we try to figure out a single path that leads to SCP 7000 neutralization. Who's to say we have one in the time? We have the time. If this keeps growing at this rate, all of reality might be compromised by SCP 7000 within two months, which, let's be honest, we are not. I'm not gonna get the accents that I'm trying to do. So I'm just gonna wing it. You might have jinxed us. Congratulations, claps sarcastically. Stop with that superstition. It's anomaly, treated as such. If it exists, we can neutralize it. Arguments break out again. 051 coughs and calls for silence. There's more research needed into that field. Unfortunately, SCP 7000 is somewhat of a self-keeping secret. Most research into the subject fails to deliver any substantial information. Wouldn't that make SCP 7000 an anti-meme? We are literally discussing it. No, I tell you. It's just another cosmic force. A cosmic force that really loves when people trip. You hear yourself? System error, administrator. Look, let's face the fact regardless of the nature of SCP 7000. Last month we lost over that expunged of our contained anomalies. Keters, Euclids, even safe-class SCPs have started breaching containment. One D-class had a heart attack during the ritual and SCP-2845 almost broke containment. At this rate, we can no longer guarantee the public safety from monsters we keep. We already have several Keter SCPs missing from our custody. We want to maintain any chance of our reality, saying we need to deal with SCP 7000 while we still can at this point. If SCP 7000 continues, a restart might not even be feasible anymore. Okay, I propose this. We change the object class of SCP 7000 to a polygon and make neutralizing it the foundation's primary objective. We have over 1,000 SCPs. We'll keep using them until SCP 7000 is neutralized. Are we really going to do that? Just throw SCPs at it until it stops. What else? 05-11 starts to scratch it's chest. 05-1 and 05-6 run towards 05-11 who flumps over in chair. This meeting has been compromised. End it now and log. Afterward, 05-11 suffered a heart attack and subsequently perished. This is believed to be the effect of SCP 7000. Data corrupted. Council vote summary. They vote on ooh. And it looks like status approved. Comments, administrator. From now on, the neutralization of SCP 7000 is the primary objective for the foundation. The 05 council green light extensive cost experimentation with active SCPs to increase the odds of neutralizing SCP 7000. And SCP estimated 30% of SCPs were lost to the foundation and 15% ended up neutralized. Most records regarding the termination attempts were when the nuclear device underneath site 0-1 triggered on its own despite multiple fail safes. Data corrupted. It is unknown if any of the lost attempts managed to impact SCP 7000 in any way. Let's roll it back. That data corrupted is clickable. Research did manage to extrapolate the following information about SCP 7000 from the remaining neutralization. SCP 7000 comprises all of reality. Yes. The data corrupted above there is clickable. Oh my goodness. Dang, there's so much of that. Addendum 7000.16, termination log. Data corrupted. Proposed neutralization method enlist SCP 181 in MTF. Results of neutralization attempt. MTF theta 70, quote fortune hunters, arrived at site 23 during a containment breach and were exposed to SCP 447. SCP 181 experienced a heart attack from shock and was subsequently neutralized. Data corrupted. Proposed neutralization method reclassify SCP 7000 to SCP 048. Results of neutralization attempt. SCP 048 was neutralized. No new SCPs are to be assigned to the slot. Data corrupted. Proposed neutralization method exposed SCP 7000 to SCP redacted, which is actually SCP 5999. Results of neutralization failure. System error. Proposed neutralization attempt. Use the proposed methods provided by SCP 2305. Results of neutralization attempt. Complete loss of site 68 and all related asset. SCP 2305 has been neutralized. Data corrupted. Proposed neutralization method. Remove the concept luck from the new sphere using SCP redacted. Result of neutralization attempt. The Saphysics Department failed to carry out the procedure. Investigation into their appearance is ongoing, ongoing stricken out, replaced with impossible. That's a risky move there. Data corrupted. Proposed neutralization method. SCP 239 was told to create an area around itself in which luck didn't exist. Results of neutralization attempt. SCP 239 disappeared from baseline reality. It's currently believed that it teleported to another location due to a loud pop being heard once it disappeared. The same results were met with other reality. Okay. It is not known if any of the luck had managed to impact SCP 7000 in any meaningful way. Sorry about that, I'm missing that collapse of my bed. Researchers did manage to extrapolate the following information about SCP 7000 from the remaining neutralization attempt. SCP 7000 compromises all of reality. It is immune to all of the medic effects known to the foundation. It targets multiple iterations of the SCP at the same time. SCP 7000 can be neutralized. I know it. We just need the one in a billion shot. We did it before. I'm certain we can do it again. There's a path that leads to victory. It's hidden in this database. I know it for sure. We still have SCPs left if we haven't used. Roups we haven't reached out to. Boundaries we haven't crossed. There was way out of the situation. It has nothing to do with luck administrator. It's end of 7000 data corrupted. Warning, the world is currently experiencing a ZK class end of the world scenario. And it's considered extremely hostile to all forms of life. All foundation personnel is still data corrupted and taking any risk. Any personnel with intel on the ongoing threat or the O5 counts system error data corrupted. Society at large stopped functioning after a week of magnetic storms caused worldwide, after a week of medic storms caused worldwide electronics to break immediately. Data corrupted drastic shift in the Earth's magnetic field extreme climate events followed as a result. Currently, the surface of the Earth is extremely inhospitable due to anomalies, natural disasters, SCP 7000's effect on causality. Subterranean foundation sites have thus far been spared from most of the disastrous consequences of system error. A rapid increase in volcanic and geological activity has been detected system error. The foundation has lost access to all communications networks with the other sites. 99% of the foundations previously contained SCPs are considered to be uncontained or neutralized. Image caption, sporadic spike in submarine volcanic act system error. To anyone reading this, we are still out here, out there. We are still fighting. We will not be beaten down. We do not lose hope. Stay alive. We will prevail. We do not lead need luck on our side. We need you, the administrator. Unable to access the requested file. Error anyone out there? Question mark, question mark. Site 19, is anyone reading this? All communications lines are down and we can still edit the files now. Can anyone even read this? Site 56, I'm here. I am accessing this file from Site 56. Are you still online? Nearly all of our systems here are down. This file is currently the only thing I can access in the network. Affirmative. How bad is the situation in Site 56? If anyone else is reading this, please respond ASAP. I'm the only one left. Our base got snowed in by that red snow. The others didn't make it. How is the situation on Site 19? There are a dozen of us left here. The applied theology department did some arcane ritual and managed to mitigate SB7000 effects to some extent. We're also facing multiple Keter class containment breaches. Our death toll is rapidly increasing. Is anyone else out there? Hello? I think we might be the only one left. Possible. Look, we can still fix this. Site 56 is closest to Yellowstone, right? Go there, try to restart the machine. I can't go outside. All of our equipment is malfunctioning and those snow monsters are waiting at my doorstep. Please, you're the only person who has access to it and might work and fix this mess. Do you copy Site 56? Please, you don't have much time left. I don't want to die. You have to go. Please, you're our only hope. Did you do it? Site 87, did you copy? Do you copy? Hello, are you there? Site 87, do you copy? Fuck, it's raining ash here. Is that you, 87? Is there anyone out there? Please respond. System error, Morse code. Site 19, who is this? System error, Morse code. Some of it is crossed through. I'll translate that after. Let's see. All right. Addendum 7000, log 245456, that are corrupted. Locale unknown. Note, five surviving members of Mobile Task Force Alpha X, quote, lucky boys were deployed. System error, a distress signal from Site 01. System error, the following is a record of the mission to retrieve system error as recorded by Vera Elleski's A-1 Halo surveillance camera. A-1 Halo. Recorders on, everybody check your mics. Skipper, check, Starkeeper, check. Chef, mine isn't working. Check. Okay, just stay close, Starkeeper. Don't let us out of your site for a single second. Copy that. Leaving base. Copy that. Proceed onwards, be cautious. The video feed shows only static. I can't see anything, Captain. I might as well be in the middle of the night. Turn on night vision, guys. The wind blows all the fucking ash and smoke this way. No surprise. The wind is coming from the worst direction possible. MTF advances at a slow pace, system error. Starkeeper says, what the suddenly silenced? What's happening? Oh, shit. What's happening, guys? Nate fell into a pit trap, the ones we dug ourselves last month, that idiot. Continue the mission. Leave the bastard behind. The longer we are out here, the bigger the chance one of us is next. Silence for a couple of minutes. You guys think it's ironic Nate at least died fast? Kind of lucky, you know? Shut it. System error. The MTF start running. The sound of something chasing them can be heard, but it's not been identified. Okay, I think we lost them, system error. How long till we reach the target? It's in the middle of a downtown. Chef and gun need further contact with her. System error, negative. Curses, fuck. For all we know, she died weeks ago. With our fucking rotten luck, she did. System error, system error, system error. I mean, count your blessings. We could have ended up like one of those, lying dead on the ground, consumed by that red substance. We're lucky to have at least our own water supply. Don't jinx this. Just saying, try to keep up good spirits. Luck hasn't left us completely. System error, a series of explosions and screeches can be heard. Something large can be heard approaching the group. The information in this document has been corrupted by a massive server storage error, unable to read files, uploading file, start audio file. I don't know if anyone will hear me, but I'll leave this right here. Where I feel it kind of belongs. Probably improper just to leave your thoughts and feelings out there in the open in an article like this. But considering the state of the foundation, I don't think anyone will reprimand me. Of course, I might be deluding myself in the first place. I don't think this terminal is even connected to it. Still, putting this down gives me some peace of mind. I can see the asteroid hurriedly towards Earth. It streaks across a pink-blue sky. The entire sky is beautiful, by the way. A mix of colors and almost clouds and 1,000 stars blinking in and out. Even now, I do wonder about the nature of SCP-7000. When all is lost, I still ask myself, was it really bad luck that someone at NASA failed to predict the correct course of such a large astronomical object? Was it stupidity? Anyway, now I'm standing here like this, speaking to the void. I can't help but admit that I feel really, really lucky. I know it sounds weird, but we got a reality being shredded apart by who knows what. But looking back, I just feel lucky to have worked with such great individuals. I feel lucky I was allowed to serve humanity until my bitter end, that we even made it this far. I don't know if anyone's listening, but thank you as well. And hey, I really did get lucky. I managed to get such a great view and drink on my day, the administrator. Generate new number, go. Okay, generating number. Remember, generate successfully. I was assigned number six. You can now access the file, opening file. Access granted, decrypting file. A verified username and password must be submitted before you are allowed to use this file. Irrelevant, irrelevant. Welcome. This goes real quick. This is hello world, hello, hello. SDP, redacted, obfuscated, text. Yeah. Item number, 7000, level five, top secret. Containment class, neutralized. Special containment procedures. All files pertaining to SCP-7000 are being encrypted by a foundation neural network and to be stored on a dedicated server. These files should be accessible upon request from any foundation owned terminal. When requested to access a randomly generated number must be assigned to the individual trying to access the file before decrypting the file. Decoy files have been put in place as is standard, as is outlined in the data expunge protocol. Description, SCP-7000 is the designation for a phenomenon of favorable probability. To the general public, SCP-7000 is most commonly known as previously, SCP-7000 was the collective designation for a series of events, involved the disappearance of luck from baseline reality, but due to recent findings, the designation has been changed to include other elements of the SCP-7000 previously thought to be non-anomal unrelated. SCP-7000 started affecting baseline reality on a large scale between redacted, redacted, 2020 redacted and redacted, redacted, redacted. It affected several probability related circumstances and negatively influenced the outcome of various probability related events and caused a complete societal conflict. Due to the use of SCP-00 redacted, which is S. Andrew Swan's proposal, interesting, Foundation managed to combat the threat posed by SCP-7000 and neutralize its effect on consensus reality. Normalcy was restored the use of SCP-redacted and SCP-redacted, the CK-001-Protocol was active. Although SCP-7000 is still active in consensus reality, its effects are considered to be minimal and irrelevant to the action and no attention. On redacted, redacted, 2020 redacted, it was changed to Thaumail class. Soon after, SCP-7000 object class changed to neutralize orders from the overseer or being classified as. SCP-7000 is of no concern now. It does not matter what it did or does. We want SCP-7000 has been neutralized, addendum. For your eyes only, click to open message. For your eyes only, opening access to file. To you, this is, doesn't say what it is. The fact that humanity still exists in a universe is a bizarre, nothing short of a miracle. At this point, I can tell you now, I can tell you how many times we avoid gay class scenarios simply by being the virtue of miraculous timing. The right person being in the right place, another SCP being able to counteract whatever end was awaiting them. Realistically, the only reason all redacted is through sheer dumb luck. Now, there are multiple cases in which luck affected humanity as well. The physics of the universe were slightly different. Life as a whole could not have been. But it does. The fact that our species managed to evolve from such strange circumstances, how we avoided various astronomical objects and provide plagues and disasters that killed millions of other species, humanity is lucky. But luck, like ours, is not realistic. I realize that. This has led me to believe that the only way for us to be blessed with such unrealistic amount of luck is that there are entities influencing it. It has to. SCP-7000 clearly shows a pattern of sapiens throughout its actions, wreaking havoc as much as it can without breaking its toy. Avoiding webbing out humanity too quickly, but also making sure we knew didn't go out, but making sure we knew didn't go out quietly. We were stripped of our weapons, tools, and pride. And powerless we are. Faced with entities that control powers beyond comprehension, beings who can change the outcomes of events on a whim, just so that they can see us survive just to suffer more for their sick amusement. We rolled with the punches so far, but SCP-7000 was something of a greater, of a whole other magnitude. I suppose one, if not all of those, must have harbored sadistic animosity against us. I suppose this might have been their declaration, but we know their weakness now. Thank you for sharing that. So, there's a lot of cool things that happen in this article. A lot of things, a lot of things that need to be revised, I would think. There's a lot of spag errors, and I know that some of it is like attributed to the corruptions that are happening on the page, and I can totally get that, that is a possible explanation, but not all of these, I don't believe that it's all related to the anomaly itself. Feels like there's some stuff here that, like threads that were started that weren't completed, and things like that, like the site number changing halfway through, unless they're just referring to a site that never in the chat, I guess. You're talking about 56, 87, right? 56 and 87, yeah. The last two times they referred to it, seven. I mean, I guess it's possible I just, it might be above me, I guess. The whole like, it's luck and it's disappearing, and it turns out it wasn't disappearing, and it doesn't really sit well with me. I feel like there's a lot of things that happen that just, and it was very long. For me, the concept and the luck vacuum, there's something about the concept that doesn't click for me, but the execution is mostly stellar, and the mood is raw. Yeah, the progression of the article is good. I really like how things escalate over time, I feel like the giveaway a little bit, one of the hand, first iteration, they say that 7.1 billion already died, like that's kind of giving you a scale of how bad things are gonna get. Yeah, that's right, that's right here at the two, at the beginning of the, yeah. I don't know, it's not, I can definitely see the merits here. I just think that it needs to be revised a bit, quite a bit. There's a lot of sentences that just don't, they don't cohere. So I would say, just go through it, maybe get some more critique, getting more eyes on it, I always do that, or like if I write something and I have it in draft format, I think it looks good. If I hit someone else to look at it, usually there's something there that I just glossed over, like didn't absorb as being wrong just because the nature of just knowing what you want to say and then accidentally not putting that down, just seeing, you know, whatever. It happens to all of us. They all have blind spots, but some TLC would definitely do this, would definitely elevate this article. As it stands now, you know, I think it needs some editing. But the core concept, I mean, I have a number of probabilistic SCPs, funny thing, I have besides my zero to one, which is kind of probabilistic, but like 1822, the quantification of luck, it has the same kind of like, foundation breaks something and they can't fix it and then shit starts going bad, the database starts corrupting. That's series two. I see a lot of that in here and I feel like it just is too much. It needs to be pared down a little bit, a little bit, but that's just me, you know what I mean? I know a good long article. I love a good long article. I have plenty of long articles, but like, it's like, you know, site 13, the article for site for 13. There's so many classes. So many classes. It's daunting for some people, I'm sure, but there's a lot of good things in this article and the idea is solid, absolutely solid. I gave it the upvote on mood alone when something hits me in the feels like this, then I can forgive a lot. That's, I'm not. Yeah, I can get that. And like the whole like, FTF dying, like I hope that people don't like, but like I get the scale of it. There's not a way like an FTF could survive what's happening just beyond them. You know, like I am able to forgive that. I don't know. I don't know if I'm being, I don't think I'm being, but I will change it to a no-vote, fair. I think that it does need some solid core concepts, you know, it fits the theme, very much fits the theme. Oh yeah. Right, right there, fits the theme, right on the nose. Yeah. Excellent dedication to your story. This is quite a well-fleshed out world that you've created here, for sure, author. Very good. And remember y'all that we are here for Dr. Sumerian, whose GoFundMe is on screen, and you should go donate to that thing. Help a brother out. Absolutely. Yeah, we're at 45 donors now, which I really appreciate everyone bending together, get Dr. Sumerian into a new lodging. He needs that, he really needs that. So let's keep it going. All right, this brings us to a very, clear name for this luck contest, a series of misfortunate events. Here we go. Item number, SCP-7000, Object Class Euglid, Classification Level Four, Secret, Special Containment Procedures. SCP-7000 is currently contained at site PT-8, a secure facility of the Lucifone Foundation, SCP-PT, located in the municipality of Faro, Portugal, is a military facility with a specialized aeroportuary and medical infrastructure for the containment of anomalies and research. The infrastructure intended to compromise the object's containment solutions is part of Project EuphroSign, which is currently headed by Major Cecilia Gaspar de Abbro, PhD, MD. The object is contained in a special purpose humanoid containment cell equipped with environmental control, life support systems, subsystems for the maintenance of water and sewage, the delivery of assets, and several accessibility adaptations in consideration for the object's decreased mobility. Audiovisual surveillance equipment is currently maintained by AI, Camamela. Considering the object's anomalous effects, its containment zone has been projected with a 15 meter radius exclusion zone. Only project personnel may have access to the object. The specialized psychophysical accompaniment for health and safety purposes of the object is currently conducted by a body of medical specialists involved with the project. Any interactions with the object must be performed under constant audiovisual surveillance, including during any pre-programmed or extraordinary activities. A sobriety coin is to be granted to the object at every milestone of their alcoholism treatment. Any requests are to be provided at the discretion of the project manager in accordance with the safety regulations outlined in the project's memorandum and site PT-8's internal regiment. As means of providing maintenance to the object's status as a deity and guaranteeing their continuous existence, project URUSFINE has outlined, or euphorsign, euphorsign, has outlined a set of actions to promote and recognize the object's deific characteristics and qualities through a series of... So you've got it, by the way. So you've frosting it or something like that. And qualities through a series of internal informational works as a means of aiding its psychophysical recovery, the directorate for the administration of archives and security of information of the Lucifone Foundation, more, but no, an internal division of the Lucifone Foundation equivalent to the RISA of the Anglophone Foundation, partner with the Records and Information Security Administration of the Anglophone Foundation and Site Concordia, the administrative headquarters of the International Archives of the Foundation. It is a specialized installation located near Bern, Switzerland, which is utilized as a center for international collaboration, cooperation between the branches of the foundation. In order to provide access to project information to prospective researchers of international branches of the foundation by indexing the object as an entry into the general standardized SCP object index. Description, SCP-7000 is a humanoid entity with the appearance of a human female approximately 40 years of age. It currently weighs 65 kilograms and measures 180 centimeters in height. The entity identifies themselves as tyke and claims to be the Greek goddess of chance, fortune, and luck. Footnote, chance is the mathematical stipulation of the likelihood or probability of something. Fortune, with respect to chance, are non-chancey events that have luck in their proximate causal history, and luck is a set of phenomena that characterize experience related to interment processes related to chance as a compromise of chance, lack of control, and significance. The object possesses the ability to systematically influence probabilistic or chance factors and processes of the natural environment, worldly arrangements, occurrences, and the course of its developments, effort, actions, and activities performed by individuals to shape the world, and in chance itself, without directly affecting its epistemic probability, footnote, that is the object is unable to influence probability in ways that are incompatible, implausible, or laxological, or rational justification. Knowledge produced by the object themselves is a consequence of epistemic luck. Footnote, that is the object is unable to produce technical rational justification or reason, which is objectively factual as to the knowing of what and knowing of how associated with the knowledge it obtains. What exact effects result from those manipulations, however, is beyond the object's control. In terms of mechanical metaphysics, it is currently understood that the object functionally manipulates a type of para-physical energy associated with causality and chance as a means of influencing probabilistic components. The manipulation of this theorized resource appears to be constrained to a 10 meter radius around the object, regardless of any other factors. No specific foundation made para-technology currently in use is capable of inhibiting this ability as it does not specifically concern the alteration of substantial characteristics of reality. In practice, this allows the entity to influence the rate of target's beneficial probabilistic outcomes, including its own. However, in order to high in one subject's amount of energy to increase the rate of its unfortunate events, it must be taken from another subject, thereby increasing the target's rate of detrimental probabilistic outcomes. Records indicate that the effects of the object were reported around the year 2000 when it was observed abusing its anomalous capabilities in the city of Redacted, Portugal. These events caused the entire municipality to suffer from higher than average amount of unfortunate events. It was later found that the object profited from the beneficial probabilistic outcomes, such as locating large sums of lost money, winning local lotteries and gambling games, and exceptional performance in several video games with luck-based mechanics. Footnote. It reviewed the object's grand blue fantasy, fate grand order, and final fantasy brave exvious accounts have shown that the object managed to obtain the best possible characters and resources with little expenditure. Although the impact of these events was initially negligible, as they were limited to misplaced or lost items, poor weather, and a slightly weakened economic performance of the commercial sector in the metropolitan area, the effects of the object greatly increased in both numerosity and intensity over time. By the year 2005, crime rates in the metropolitan area began to rise, notably forms of theft, including industrial theft and property damage. By the year 2008, the municipality began suffering disproportionately from the on-setting economic recession, resulting in greater monetary and property losses. By the year 2010, the municipal government began having severe trouble maintaining the public infrastructure of the municipality. Several cases of structural failures and other related accidents sharply increased, causing a huge demand for public services such as civil defense, hospitals, and the police, which the local offer couldn't handle. By the year 2013, both private and public structures began exhibiting serious signals of damage, especially with electrical wiring, plumbing, and structural stability. Analysis indicated that these were caused by extremely unlikely eventualities. By the year 2015, the municipality began suffering an extraordinary number of natural disasters, including health hazards such as highly infectious diseases. When SCP-7000 was finally contained in 2017, the municipality's total population had shrunk down to a seventh of its size, both public and private infrastructure were in serious disrepair. All large-scaled employers had left the town, and the few businesses remaining were barely functioning. The effects of investments and other such interventions only began to affect the municipality after the object was transported outside of its geographical area to a containment facility. Before their containment, however, the object managed to evade capture for over a decade via a series of unfortunate mishappenings. Condainment efforts were continually frustrated due to numerous reasons, such as sudden critical component failures of foundation assets, the interruption of operations due to unexpected events, human error, and the unpredictability of the object's actions due to their near-constant state of inebriation. Open a bridge log of containment attempts. Site PTA, Department of Archives, Director for the Administration of Archives and Security of Information. A bridge log of containment attempts has SCP-7000. On. February 9th, 2007, planned course of action. SCP-7000 was to be apprehended whilst they were walking on the sidewalk by driving up to them in an unmarked van and pulling them in. Results, SCP-7000 was approached whilst they were about to walk down a hill. The van pulled up as planned, but the vehicle's brakes failed to engage, causing the vehicle to pass the entity by as it uncontrollably drove down the hill. It was only stopped after causing a rear and collision with another car. When first responders arrived at the scene, Foundation personnel had suffered minor injuries, intervening police forces apprehended the task force on charges of illegal possession of weapons, conducting a vehicle without a permit, damage to the public and private property, and two counts of willful endangerment as personnel had been caught without their seatbelts on. SCP-7000 observed the scene for several seconds before resuming their walk. Remarks, this was the first attempt to attempt to apprehend SCP-7000. Foundation personnel were released and all the public records of the event were erased. Triage of the vehicle revealed that the brake line snapped due to a lack of maintenance. April 3rd, 2008, planned course of action. SCP-7000 was apprehended, was to be apprehended by Foundation personnel posing as local law enforcement officers. Results, SCP-7000 was successfully apprehended in a restaurant under charges of theft. Whilst the object was being conducted, three actual law enforcement agents arrived at the establishment for dinner and identified the Foundation personnel as imposters. During the confrontation, SCP-7000, who was notably intoxicated, managed to free themselves from the handcuffs and stagger out of the establishment. Sergeant Coelho, who had kept watching case of SCP-7000's escape, tailed the object until they staggered, tripped over a trash can by accident, and spilt its contents over the sidewalk. Sergeant Coelho, who wasn't paying attention to the debris, ended up slipping on a banana peel and falling on his back. Civilians at the scene called on first responders and didn't let Sergeant Coelho move, didn't let Sergeant Coelho moved without first receiving medical assistance. Translation type OASU. The object managed to escape stumbling across the streets. Remarks, records indicated that a group of criminals were posing as police officers to kidnap people and forced them to withdraw money from their accounts. Foundation personnel was not apprehended. All public records of the event were erased. Sergeant Coelho is well. Date. All right, I've been doing the dates wrong. November 23rd, 2010. Plan course of action. The Germanophone branch of the foundation suggested that SCP-7000 could be engaged and requested to voluntarily enter containment via negotiations. An officer of Mobile Task Force DE-10, codenamed Bluthund, or Bloodhounds, 10 Edgar, codenamed Bloodhounds. Task Force specialized in tracking escaped anomalies and negotiating with them to convince them to willful return to containment. Was liaised with the Lusophone Foundation. Results. Agent Redder approached SCP-7000 when they exited a local supermarket. The object greeted the officer and they shook hands. When they were about to exit the area, SCP-7000's market bags underside were ripped and its contents spilt over the ground. When they squatted down to collect the items, a gunshot was heard. Agent Redder, who had moved in front of SCP-7000 after the spill in an attempt to assist in collecting the scattered groceries, was hit on his chest by a sniper round. SCP-7000 panicked and ran away with the other civilians at the scene. Foundation personnel extracted Agent Redder from the scene and transported him to get urgent medical care. Personnel couldn't locate SCP-7000 amongst the civilian populace. Remarks. Lusophone Foundation officers tracked down the assailant who turned out to be a GOC operative tasked with the elimination of SCP-7000 after the object had been recognized as a major para-threat. Unfortunately, the GOC operative was found dead at his home, evidence suggesting that he had committed suicide shortly before the arrival of Foundation officers. None obstant of the GOC's accusations that the Lusophone Foundation had historically promoted an aggressive doctrine in politics against GOC forces, as well as allegations that, once again, the Lusophone Foundation has assassinated GOC operatives in retaliation or as due to their apparent classification of the GOC as a terrorist organization by the Lusophone Foundation, the GOC was provided with a complete criminal and medical legal report evaluating the situation as well as with the body of the operative perfectly conserved. Date. June 13th, 2015. Plan course of action. Reports indicate that the Fascist Council of the Occult. Footnote. It is an organization of individuals still loyal to Italian fascism. Their purpose is to use and create anomalies to cause significant damage, destabilize social order and comprising compromising security and the veil. Had operatives looking to capture and subsequently exploit SCP-7000's anomalous abilities, the Lusophone Foundation liaised with the Italian branch of the Foundation's SSM-1. Squadre special mobile squads, Sagitta Jovis and the Centaur class robot sentry, this is number 004 codename Nessus, a quadrupedal drone intended for assault operations including highly dangerous anomalous entities. In order to engage FCO's forces which were moving towards SCP-7000's current location, dismantle the council's operations and safely secure the object. Results, the Foundation forces engaged FCO's forces in combat outside the metropolitan area, halting their approach. The FCO agents released a Chimeric creature towards the metropolitan area. SSM-1 and Nessus detached from combat to engage with the Chimera and destroy it. During the incident, SCP-7000 was apparently intercepted by FCO forces but managed to escape. Footage from the dumbest sea of the air cameras showed that the council's agents were victims of a series of accidents. The agents who tried to capture the object with an electrical net, I guess knee, was electrocuted to death when the apparatus malfunctioned. The agents that tried to shoot the object were either victims of negligent discharge or mechanical failures of their weapons. During a vehicular pursuit, agents collided with civilians who were trying to escape from the mayhem caused by the Chimeric entity. At least three agents were crushed by debris. Once the Chimeric entity was destroyed, most of the FCO's forces fled the scene. SCP-7000 couldn't be located. Intercepted FCO communications revealed that the agents would survive the engagement with SCP-7000 suffered accidents. One of them passed due to a sudden cardiac arrest, one survived a plane crash and died due to food poisoning in the hospital. And the engineers tasked with the maintenance of FCO's aspects, despite insisting that the assets were well maintained and secured, suffered a series of accidents whilst operating or tinkering with machinery. Remarks, the mission to dismantle the FCO's operation was successful, as well as the consequent cleaning and disinformation procedures applied throughout the municipality. This document has been digitally signed by Major Luciano Casagrande Alvarez. The object was contained on July 25th, 2017. According to surveillance records, the object operated a vehicle whilst apparently extremely integrated. The dangerous driving caused the object to be pursued by police forces for several minutes. The pursuit only ended when the object's vehicle collided with another vehicle whose driver exhibited similar reckless behavior. Lucifone Foundation forces embedded in first response units arrived at the scene shortly after the accident. Despite the grievous injuries they suffered, they were rescued alive from the wreckage and transported to site PT-8 where they were allocated to the on-site medical department urgent and emergency care unit. Surgical interventions managed to stabilize the object's health. Open interview 7000-1. Site PT-8, Department of Archives, Directorate for the Administration of Archives and Security of Information. Transcript interviews 7000-1. The following is a bridge transcript of an interview conducted during the time when SCP-7000 was still recovering from most of their injuries. Medical evaluation judged the object apt to be interviewed. At the time, the object's containment chamber had been provisionally adapted with medical equipment. The interview was conducted by Captain Fernando Torres Silva, MD, a medical officer trained in investigative interviewing. Captain Silva enters SCP-7000's containment chamber, pulling up a chair to sit directly beside the object who remained in bed as their movement was constrained by several plaster casts. SCP-7000, apparently resigned, turns their head to face Captain Silva. You are not part of the regular medical staff that has taken care of me. You're right, but I am also a medic. I am Captain Fernando Torres Silva, one of the officers of this installation's medical department. Although you haven't seen me, I've been taking care of you as well, SCP-7, Tyke. Excuse me? Tyke, call me Tyke, please, not some random number. The jig is up anyways. Don't take away my true name as well. Tyke, uh, Tyke? Wasn't your name in the civil regis, wait, Tyke? The Tyke from Greek mythology. Well, he'll excuse me again, but that is quite extraordinary. Tyke shows visible signs of happiness. They appear to attempt to nod, but their movement is constrained by a cast around their neck. Yes, how do you know me? I should say that less excited, she is still on a neck cast, but I would like to tell you that I've studied the classics or that our specialists managed to figure out your identity, but it is thanks to surfing Wikipedia during my free time. That's absolutely fine. Now tell me, Tyke, we found some of your personal documents. Most are forgeries, of course, but you obviously haven't been using your proper name for a while now, have you? Tyke closes her eyes, is it Tyke? It's Tyke, isn't it? Yeah, cause it's like Tyke, all right. Most are forgeries, of course, I mean, close your eyes for several seconds, visibly uncomfortable. Well, I wouldn't reckon that it would be wise for you to use your proper name if you were trying to escape from something, yes? Tyke, or do not say that name again, please. May I ask you why is that, Tyke? A lot of people think that we are one and the same. Sometimes they even lump us in together with hype, but no, Fortuna is a fucking bitch. She stole my clout when the Romans came around. I've always been nice to her, even when she lived in my shadow. I was having to take care of her, share my glory, spend time, and once they met her, she did everything and more to just fuck with me and take everything I had. Do you reckon she used you? Yes, that ungrateful, she just discarded me at the first opportunity. Even today, people will occasionally pray upon Fortuna for good luck and never upon Tyke. I bet she slept with all the linguists of Rome just to have that way of spiting me. Well, she got it. That Harlan is now living grand in Vegas while I'm plummetly ruined, having to seek refuge in cities in the middle of nowhere. Tyke appears to be grimacing. They take a pause of several seconds while Captain Silva reassesses their condition. We are very interested in the events which transpired in the latest town you've taken. Refuge, Tyke. Would you be comfortable if we talked about it right now? I might thought as much. Not really, but I assume we need to. I have to embrace it. Embrace it? One thing after another. I assume you want to start at the beginning. That would be ideal, Tyke. Well, it all began several years ago in erstwhile Hellenistic Greece, even before whom you folk know as Zeus. I guess this is cutting out stuff, cutting out stuff. And that was when you escaped to Redacted. No, that only happened after Irene and I lost a lawsuit against Demeter our path, okay, sorry for interrupting you, but a lawsuit? If I may be privy, was it a civil case? What were the charges? Tyke remains silent for several seconds, avoiding Captain Silva's gaze. You do not need to answer right now if you were uncomfortable, Tyke, Tyke. No, no, it's fine. We were accused of child endangerment, basically. You know, Irene and I let to have Pluto's around. He was like our own child, so we'd always pick him up to travel around. I assume something happened. Indeed. But it was a small accident. He didn't even get scarred, but when we got back, Demeter just freaked out, put on charges and dragged us to court. We had the misfortune of getting Themis as the presiding judge. Now we have a restraining order. Skipping, skipping. Well, I didn't have a lot before getting sued. With almost everything taken from me as compensation, I had almost nothing. That was when you decided to move. Indeed. Greece had become rather uncomfortable to live in a while ago already. Irene decided to immigrate to Argentina, or Brazil, I don't quite reckon. Since I was all alone, I decided to go somewhere else as well. And I so happened to move to Portugal, just one itty-bitty little problem. I was completely broke. And what did you do to solve that problem, Tyke? Well, I used my powers to steal other people's luck. Not a lot, mind you, not at first, at least. You stole their luck. Yes. Well, let's start simple. What do you mean by stealing their luck? I mean it quite literally. Luck actually exists, you know. Captain Silva stares at Tyke for several seconds. The silent eye contact is only broken once Captain Silva begins perusing his mobile terminal. The interview is resumed shortly after Tyke's condition is reassessed. Well, considering that luck is, as you say, is a type of energy, sort of, yes, sort of, yes. Couldn't you have created, produced more luck for yourself then? My apologies if this is a sensitive subject, but shouldn't it be possible for a goddess such as yourself to flatter me? Yes, your assumption would be correct if only, if only I had been just as powerful as I was back in the days of ancient Greece. My power has waned ever since those stuck-up Roman deities invaded. And well, most of it has been usurped by that bitch Fortuna, so I can only work with the luck I have available at the moment. I am following. So yes, I arrived in Portugal quite desperate, so the first thing I did was take a small piece of luck from a large part of the population. A little bit from everybody, so I won't get hurt. Nothing they wouldn't regain over time. Captain Selvon nods in acknowledgement. It improved my own luck, but with time some of my fortunate incidents turned out to be rather unfortunate. The core I won had rust on the underside. The money bill I found turned out to be counterfeit. The house I bought cheaply turned out to have many structural failures, that kind of stuff. My apologies, is there something to do with the fact that your power's way in Taiki? Yes and no. Luck and fortune are always in balance. They try to balance each other out. Sure there are people who are born lucky or unlucky, but even they have their own equilibrium. But taking luck from somebody is like building a tower in the hole you just got stones from. It's people always be on the same level as the even ground or just barely above it. I believe I can understand that, yes. I'm assuming you already knew that. Yes I did, but my situation was very dire. So I started taking more and more luck from people around me, which in turn caused me to be drawn to that forming maelstrom of misfortune as their bad luck started affecting the environment around me. It was like digging a hole to cover another. And when did you notice what your actions were causing Taiki? About two months after I arrived. That is interesting. You must be very sensitive to these deviations. The collateral phenomena weren't so readily visible until after almost a year after your arrival. Yes I am a tutelary goddess. That city in the surrounding area were technically under my protection as I viewed them as well home. Although I admit I did a very shitty job at it. Even if I am starved of belief, offerings, prayers, it was still my, well, my job to protect them. I was forced to helplessly watch everything that happened to every inhabitant of that town and I couldn't help but accept that it was all my fault. I presume that is why you started drinking as a coping mechanism. Yes, I stopped using my powers and drunk to forget but it was too late. I saw how families lost their jobs and were evicted from their homes because they couldn't afford rent anymore. I saw old group people grew sick and diagonalizing. I saw people falling into abusive habits, relationships. There was this apartment building in the northern most for Guiza. It was crumbling, leaning in a bit to the side. The civil defense had been called to demolish it but it wasn't safe to. It lost a few of its shingles. One of them hit a woman that had just come back from buying groceries and she was hurrying through the street. Her skull was caved in an instant. She had two children they could just watch. The interview was halted for several minutes while Captain Silva assesses Taiki's psychophysical state. It is then resumed once Taiki is emotionally stabilized. So as I stopped manipulating the luck around myself, all the bad luck and misfortune I had staved off at once. Staved off, hit it once. My house started collapsing on itself. So I ran to my car and tried to try to escape somewhere, escape somewhere to just disappear, finally drive and drive. But you suffered that terrible accident. Things will go back to normal eventually. I hope there might be a wave of luck and fortune but everything will even out eventually. Do you reckon that includes you Taiki? Well, yes, hopefully. But I don't know when. I'm soaked with bad luck now. Theoretically, it could take decades for me to recover from this. It is all the misfortune of an entire town. I can guarantee that you are safe now and we will do everything to help you out with this predicament Taiki. Taiki avoids her gaze for several seconds, avoids his gaze or avert her gaze, one of those, before meekly smiling. The doctors told me I was out for some time and I won't find any booze in here. Even if I did, I would either vomit my stomach out or die because of all the medicaments. That is true, yes. Good. I wanna get better. End of transcription, closing remarks. SCP-7000 appears to be a benign and cooperative individual. It is recommended to treat the individual through idiosyncratic means. Documents and or operational procedures should be appended to identify the object through their given name Taiki rather than their SCP designation as a means of appropriately continuing and developing a rapport. According to the latest report by the medical team responsible for the object, it should be a priority to get Taiki prepared to engage with physical and psychological therapies as soon as possible to provide them with the best chance for recovery. This document is been digitally signed by Captain Fernando Torres Silva. The psychophysical treatments employed for the recovery of SCP-7000 managed to rehabilitate her health with minor difficulties. Although the object's physical health could not be completely restored, they require use of a cane for walking. Containment procedures have been developed and sophisticated throughout its stay at Site T8 as a means of reducing the chance and factors which befall the object during its initial months and containment. Footnote, such as the development of allergies and consequent food poisonings, the unintended involvement in minor containment breaches and information breaches, the latter which was caused by the object being capable of continuously guessing the correct password to connect to the site's Wi-Fi. Very good dialogue. I feel like it would... If it was a tad long, but I do feel like they're realistic. I think if they cut this down, both the dialogue and the technical jargon, if they fixed a couple typos and translation errors, even the chat is like, man, I love my clinical dialogue, but guys, chill a little bit. Yeah. But that dialogue, the emotional dialogue really sold it for me. Like I was even starting to get annoyed at the exposition dump of the backstory and how the luck works and all that. I feel like a lot of that could be assumed just based on what we saw. And a couple of really quick lines could do that to get to the good stuff. Yeah. The footnotes around chance luck, like chance fortune and luck, they felt like they were purposefully trying to be confusing. I don't know if I really gained anything, but have descriptions elaborated except the extra time it takes to... But as far as the whole article goes, I mean, it's directed to clinical tone is very good. The characterization's solid. I really like that. I feel like we've gotten quite a few humanoid anomalies to deal with luck, but directly deal with luck. But that could just be, it could be a coincidence based on the... We're only 14 into it now, 14, 15. Something like that. Yeah, I think we're 14, yeah. Also, if this is the type of article you guys in the comments enjoy, go read one of my favorite SCPs, SCP-008-J. Jeff. Oh, Jeff, yeah, it's like... Jeff is accidentally taiki and it's a lot shorter, the jokes land, and it's the whole, like, a nobleness escape artist thing just cranked up to 11 of this. Yep. I like it. It's a good article. All right, so this... This I'm leaving it in no vote. There's too much that I'm not a fan of to make it go up. That's fair. How are we doing on that fundraiser? I'm checking now. Let's see, we got some recent donation. Oh, we got another $10. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, Henry, for the $10. We appreciate you greatly. Now, to feed on through the rest of these, 74 left. I'm sure we can get them all done today. Let's see. Ooh, the next one is SCP-7000, Insane Wailing Feral by Ekronak. I've heard good things about this one, but we'll see. I know Nicky is very excited about Ekronak's article. We got a content warning to begin with. I'm gonna read... Oh, what's our content warning? Content warning, this article contains subject matter that includes excessive gore, body horror, and disturbing death. Oh, God, here comes Ekronak. With the body horror, yep. All right. All right. Attention, SCP-7000 is a class 10 realization type of medic info. With any information pertaining to it being vectors of exposure to its effects. As such, this document has been automatically modified by Foundation AICs in order to reduce the risk of being subject to SCP-7000. Proceed at your own discretion. Ooh, nice picture here. Item number 7000, level four, secret, containment class, a polygon, disruption class, amida, risk class, critical, photo caption, a photo of an SCP-7000-1 instance shortly following a blossom event. Two petal instances are seen emerging from it. We got the same thing before with the wheel and whatever, the acronyms, I like it. Special containment procedures. In order to prevent the further spread of its info hazardous effects, all information pertaining to SCP-7000 non, in order to prevent the further spread of its info hazardous effects, all information pertaining to SCP-7000, non-essential to continued suppression efforts are to be expunged at the discretion of the Foundation and the Global Coalition. All Foundation operations, non-essential to the continued containment of anomalies, custody are suspended with all available personnel to be redirected to supplementing the efforts of SCP-7000 suppression. With this, all Foundation AICs are to be reallocated to information suppression. The following portion is stricken, it's with human operators being used if there are no artificial intelligences available. Should human operators be used for this task, the following measures are authorized to prevent SCP-7000 exposure. Earplugs, amnestics, and scramble goggles ends the stricken portion, I will read the footnote one for earplugs. Ineffective for information suppression can only be used when at a risk of being exposed to auditory vectors of exposure of low to moderate volume. Additionally, due to the nature of earplugs, auditory vectors of exposure cannot be isolated for amnestics, footnote. And effective for prolonged use can only be used up to seven times without causing critical brain damage to the user. I think so cannot be applied for long-term SCP-7000 suppression effort. And for scramble goggles, footnote. Ineffective for widespread use. Units modified to combat SCP-7000's visual vectors and exposure are only available at Site-19 and are so impractical or not. Due to previous incidents regarding SCP-7000 exposure just to human operators, no human personnel are to be allocated information update 722-2021. Due to considerations regarding their quantity, all SCP-7000-1 entities are to be terminated on site. All petal instances found to be exclaiming words such as native or natives when faced with are to be prioritized over instances which do not. Update 723-2021. On order of O5 command, the maintenance of the veil of secrecy is to be relegated to an omega level least priority objective. Description. SCP-7000 is a class 10 realization type of a medic info currently effecting approximately 3,000 stricken, 9 million stricken, 156 million stricken, 1 billion people worldwide. Footnote. Unlike other mimetic info hazards, SCP-7000 does not rely on the definitive knowledge or the phrase in order to initialize its effects. Instead, the very act of coming to understand or realize the phrase that makes up SCP-7000 causes the affected subject to suffer from its effects. This allows the hazard to spread with greater virulence as any information pertaining to its concept acts as a vector of exposure. When a subject comprehends SCP-7000, they are immediately to a SCP-7000 blossom event. According to information currently gathered by Foundation operatives at the time of writing, a blossom event pertains to the following effects. An immediate tearing pain in the subjects followed by the violent rupturing of the torso from inside forces, usually caused by multiple hands and fingers emerging from the torso. The rapid emergence of two to 27 separate individuals from the rupture. Footnote. There we go, get in there. These individuals have included children as young as three months old to 100 year adults, as well as one individual that has moved a subject. Interesting, zoom in a little bit, there we go. Which immediately causes the expiry of the subject and the creation of an SCP-7000-1 instance. The sudden onset of loud screaming from each of the emerged individuals, henceforth referred to SCP-7000-1 pedal instances, usually containing information that serves its vectors for SCP-7000 transmission. Footnote. SCP-7000-1 pedal instances have been recorded to speak in multiple different languages from each other. Common phrases said include where are vector removed and we are vector removed. After activation, they have observed to demonstrate vector removed functions, including vector removed. As of the time of writing, they have also been observed constructing buildings in a haphazard manner through an unknown anomalous means, though a certain minority have also been seen doing activities such as vector removed, consistent with typical vector removed behaviors. The reason for both of these attributes are unknown. Discovery log. SCP-7000 was first discovered on July 15th, 2021, following a several day reports of, several early reports of people with multiple bodies at different locations across the globe, including Salt Lake Siki, City, Beijing, Sapporo, and Delhi. Foundation webcrawlers initially classified these reports as, quote, to be investigated and a gamma level third priority subject of interest. On July 16th, 2021, multiple reports began to surface of additional, quote, people bursting apart on the wider internet, with several videos featuring multiple SCP-1000-1 entities being uploaded on platform, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, and TikTok. Containing SCP-7000-1 vocalization, these videos provided potent SCP-7000 vectors, including additional blossom events, causing additional blossom events that would subsequently add to the cycle of transmission. Shortly after, a direct correlation was drawn between the viewing of these videos and the events of the global coalition began efforts to take down videos related to SCP-7000, which in turn fueled speculation regarding the phenomenon on online forums such as Parawatt. These speculations themselves then provided vectors for SCP-1000, allowing individuals to access to intimate information that would then lead them to come to conclusions which would expose them to the effects of SCP-7000. By July 17th, 2021, approximately 156 million individuals have been subjected to blossom events and had been transformed into SCP-7000-1 instances. Foundation containment efforts then began around time, with cooperation channels being opened with the global coalition to contain SCP-7000. Several hours after official cooperation began, a general media blackout of official news outlets was implemented. SCP-7000's spread, however, still continued via the internet, exposing approximately 600 million more individual blossom events. The containment of SCP-7000 was thereafter elevated to an alpha priority objective, with information blackouts being the primary mode of containment for both Foundation and G. The leadership of both organizations then directed their efforts to the temporary restriction of the internet in several countries, which only served to fuel speculation regarding SCP-7000. This in turn caused millions of bloats in countries unaffected by the bans. The amount of individuals exposed to SCP-7000 reached one billion on the high 20s, causing the Foundation to escalate the anomalies disruption to class to Amida. As of the time of writing, operations of the spread of SCP-7000 are still ongoing. Update, July 21st, 2021, the number of individuals exposed to SCP-7000 has reached three billion people. The global coalition has declared SCP-7000 a paramount priority. Multiple government unsanctioned bans on the internet have been forcefully affected by the GOC on several major countries. As of the time of writing, the maintenance of the veil of secrecy has been reclassified as an omega priority objective. Update, July 22nd, 2021, the number of individuals exposed to SCP-7000 has reached six billion people. The Foundation has begun to report blossom events among its own staff, slowing down efforts to suppress SCP-7000. Due to the need for staff in suppressing SCP-7000, responsibility of maintenance and the updating of SEIP-NET documents have been turned over to SCP-NET AIC by the Site-82 staff. Footnote, including this document. Update, July 23rd, 2021, due to SCP-7000, Site-82 has released a distress signal and response is pending. Help us please. If anyone can hear, please send someone. We're just gonna Vector removed, Vector removed. We never end Vector removed. Vandalism flagged, personnel hashtag 676848 has been reported for disciplinary action and banned from making any further edits to this file. Update, July 23rd, 2021, due to SCP-7000, Site-82 has been declared an operative. Update, July 24th, 2021, due to SCP-7000, Site-57 has been declared an operative. Update, July 24th, 2021, due to SCP-7000, Site-34 has been declared an operative. Site-120 has been declared an operative. Update, July 24th, 2021, due to SCP-7000, Site-118 has been declared an operative. Site-43 has been declared an operative. Site-17 has been declared an operative. Update, July 26, 2021, due to SCP-7000, Site-19 has been declared in. Update, July 26, 2021, due to SCP-7000, Site-01 has released a distress signal, a response is pending. Update, July 26, 2021, alert. Following events regarding SCP-7000, the ETHNA protocol has been activated on orders of the O5-4. As such, the O5 Council's operations have been suspended with executive authority being delegated to regional directors and site directors until such time that essential leadership can be re-established. See relevant auto transcribed file included below. 16 hours, 35 minutes, and 24 seconds. The video begins with all five standing members of the O5 Council gathered around a table within one of the conference rooms inside Site-01. O5-1, O5-5, and O5-6 are notably gathered at the end of the table closest to the door and are panting with exhaustion. O5-4, directly opposite them, is seen shaking the papers in his hand and shouting an attempt to express urgency. The words, SCP-2000 Ganymede protocol are seen in bold letters at the top of one of the papers. O5-9 is directly beside him, shaking her head with disapproval as she murmurs a few words in protest. 16 hours, 36 minutes, and two seconds. O5-4 turns his head to address O5-9, speaking sternly to her as he quickly glances up at the other Council. After a few seconds, O5-4 raises his hands. He is seen mouthing the words, all in favor. 16 hours, 36 minutes, and 55 seconds. Most of the present O5 Council members are seen raising their hand in agreement. Only O5-9 does not. 16 hours, 37 minutes, and seven seconds. O5-4 nods in grim understanding before turning to the terminal in front of them to begin to stand. As he presses Enter, none of the O5 Council members move to speak for the next several seconds. 16 hours, 37 minutes, and 45 seconds. O5-1 begins to stand up to speak but is interrupted by a door behind him opening. All O5 Council members turn to look at the door as O5-2 enters the room bleeding from his mouth. Suit. As he staggers into the room, he leans into the nearest person, O5-1, who stands up to help O5-2 stay on his feet. 16 hours and 38 minutes. O5-2 is seen coughing up more blood, standing in the nearby conference. As O5-1 leans in to ask for an addition, O5-2 begins to shout with alarm before violently stumbling back. 16 hours, 32 minutes, and 12 seconds. As some of the other Council members are beginning to gather around, beginning to gather around O5-2, O5-4 is attempting to dissuade them from doing so. He tries to cover his ears as he warns his fellow Council members, but to no avail. As O5-2's blossom event continues to progress, he needs to shout, cover your ears to the other Council member. 16 hours, 35 minutes, and 15 seconds. Suddenly, O5-2's abdomen begins to open from the inside with several fingers appearing at the widening wound. A bloody and passing human is seen emerging from O5-2's abdomen, followed by an arm as it attempts to pull itself out of O5-2. All of the O5 Council members move back in shock as O5-2 continues to scream in pain. O5-4 is seen looking on helplessly from the back, still covering his ears as he does so. 16 hours, 38 minutes, and 17 seconds. As the petal instance continues to emerge from O5-2, nearby O5-5, is seen coughing up blood, followed by O5-9. O5-6 moves back in shock before doubling over his sheet, also begins to vomit blood on the matted floor. Panicked, O5-1 draws his pistol from the garter of his pants, firing several shots at O5-6 causing her to fall to the ground dead. 16 hours, 38 minutes, and 28 seconds. O5-1 and O5-4 are seen materially glancing at each other from opposite sides of the room. Suddenly, however, a thin trail of blood is seen falling from O5-1's lips, which is directly followed by the overseer vomit blood on the table. O5-4 is seen shouting something, and as O5-1 begins to vomit again, he is sliding across the table to O5-4. The words do it are seen being mouthed by O5-1. 16 hours, 38 minutes, and 32 seconds. With a practice motion, O5-4 quickly takes the pistol from the table before firing one shot directly at O5-1's head, killing him instantly. As the other overseers continue to convulse and scream in pain, O5-4 is seen freezing for several seconds, staring at the chaos and folding within the room. As he looks around the room, he points to the fire on it, another one of the overseers. Again, gun is a, 16 hours, 38 minutes, 30 seconds. Ahead of him, however, the limp course of O5-1 continues to seize, falling to the ground on its own as it presumably under blossomed. Aside of it, the corpse of O5-6 does the same, with several arms already emerging from his torn abdomen. Realizing the situation, O5-4 immediately drops the firearm, clamping his hands once again, coming his hands to his ears once again as he runs past the dying overseer, definitely dodging the reaching hands of a knife, says that had emerged from O5-2. Soon after, he runs out of the conference room, disappearing from sight as the door closes behind him. As he does so, several other SCP-7000-1 instances 16 hours, 40 minutes, 12 seconds. By this time, no more life signs are detected from the overseers within the conference room. 16 hours, 46 minutes, 54 seconds. Our remote terminal is detected to have an access by O5-4. Soon after, the EDNA protocol is activated. The users are detected. Welcome Overseer Alto-CLEF. Check operation, underscore status, all underscore MTF info hazard. Checking, please wait. MTF-8-10, C-No-Evil is inactive. MTF-Row-9, technical support is inactive. MTF-Upsilon-4, sugar pill is inactive. Results fully displayed, dot enable query blacklisted. Checking, please wait. MTF-MU-7, R-Twisted Minds is currently active. Dot dossier, MU-7, open dossier. MTF-MU-7, R-Twisted Minds. See, Task Force Mission, Mobile Task Force MU-7 is a specialized experimental task force composed of regular foundation, given extreme resistance to info hazardous phenomena via the activation of larkic practice of brain twisting. And compared to other mobile task forces, brain twisting allows the user to unconsciously resist into hazards within nearly 99% efficiency, allowing continued operation without use of specialized equipment. History, Mobile Task Force MU-7 was first created during specialized training program in 2011, following the claimed defection of Carcist Alco to foundation authorities the year before. During assignment foundation custody, Alco demonstrated knowledge of several previously unknown circuit brain twisting being a momnum. As a part of an internal push to incorporate more anomalous techniques into foundation doctrine, Alco was mandated to teach the practice of brain twisting to two specifically chosen foundation operatives, namely former MTF ETA-10 squad member Lena Navara and former squad member Cassandra Mullins. This led to the creation of MTF-MU-7 a year later. However, following the December 2014 incident at site 43, Carcist Alco escaped foundation custody with several SARC anomalies, causing a major containment breach killing 125 foundation personnel. Following an internal risk review led by the O5 council, several experimental task forces, including MU-7 were regulated to auxiliary, relegated to auxiliary functions and blacklist debating and fire foundation operation. As of now, MU-7 is currently stationed at the remote containment site 11000 within the, well, I don't know if I'm gonna try that one. There's a, maybe a NICRO kit can do that one, I can't. National Park Reserve in Yukon, let's see. Update, July 24th, 2021. All clearance requirements for access into SCP-7000 have been removed on express request of O5-4. Update, July 24th, 2021. As of time of writing, SCP-7000 document has been made available. The containment site 1100 on express request of O5-4. Additionally, an urgent read request was added to the aforementioned site again on express request of O5-4. All right, this should be ringing your bells. Hello, I am O5-4. And to my knowledge, I'm the last of the O5s still alive. You don't know jack shit about anything right now. And if you do, there goes our last hope of stopping this thing. But if you don't, and I'm counting on that, then you deserve an explanation. The world has ended. Mimetic Info Hazard SCP-7000 has ended it. And right now you're the only two people left on earth that can make sure we can come back from this. So my last express request is this, go to Yellowstone, find SCP-2000 and put the numbers 15, 25, 2000, reset the world, save it, or well, it's fucking left of it. This document will tell you everything you need to know about everything to get you up to speed, everything to prepare for what it's worth, for all that it's worth. Before the rest of the council went dark, we did everything we needed to make sure 2000 comes online once you get there. Any needs online now, from here on out. You've gotten a promotion to level five effective immediately. That should give you the credentials you need to start your procedure Lazarus. Congratulations for what it's worth. As you get there, we'll record what you see. The auto transcribers you've been using for 1100 should come in handy. I want to stay updated, 24 slash. Name means stands like a porcupine in any language. Thank you. I knew you'd do something to... I didn't even want to... Thank you. Fuck, I need to go. They're here. I can't say anything right now, but good luck. You'll need it. I'll try to do what I can for my end. God's... Oh, and it cuts out. New update detected. Origin containment site 1100, okay. Update, July 26th, 2021. A new exploration log has been added to SCP-7000. Due to a lack of specified credentials, this exploration log has been automatically filed as exploration log 7000.1. Location, containment site 1100. Stands like a porcupine National Park Reserve, the Yukon, Canada. Time, 1534 GMT, July 26th, 2021. The exploration log begins within the interior of the fabric entered issue foundation with gray painted metal walls reminiscing. Everything contained. One handmade wooden desk with an accompanying chair beside it. MTF-MU7 agent, Lina Navarra, stands in front of the desk using a terminal upon it to access SEIP net. A voice from behind the camera speaks first, identified to be MTF-MU7 agent, Kinsaner Mullins. All right, and are we, and we are go. Is it uploading? Navarra is seen further manipulating the terminal upon opening the archive file for SCP-7000. The file is being added to in real time with exploration log being written on it. Navarra sighs with relief, lowering her head upon seeing the SCP file. Navarra exasperated. Yeah, it looks like these things work with everything. 054, if you're there, you can probably see us now what we're doing. Navarra turns to face the camera. She is a woman approximately 175, only 75 centimeters tall and 35 years of age, with short shoulder-like black hair and military fatigues. Her face expresses exhaustion as she looks directly at the camera. Whoever's watching, we're MTF-MU7, currently broadcasting our location from containment site 11,000. In the middle of, thought that, thought. Navarra looks around the room for several seconds, regarding the interior with resigned expression. Nowhere, just as we're assigned, just as you people want us to be. Navarra holds the camera wordlessly and then down presumes holder of the camera. She looks expectantly at the holder. Wait, you're done? Navarra nods exasperatedly at Mullen's. Her eyes seem to express a general lack of enthusiasm for what is being done. Responding to Navarra's nod, Mullen's camera, placing it on a desk and moving herself into frame. Mullen's a shorter woman of approximately 160 centimeters tall and 24 years of age. Unlike Navarra, Mullen's only wears military camouflage pants with a beige gray T-shirt. Her long red hair is tied into a bun behind her. She shifts her posture to salute, but her expression still retains her excitement. New seven agent Cassandra Mullen's reporting for duty, sir. Mullen's eyes moved to Navarra as a sudden doubt begins to cross her expressions. Or, ma'am, Navarra shrugs before half-heartedly saluting. She's not looking directly at the camera. New seven team leader, agent Lena Navarra, reporting for duty as well. Navarra immediately lowers her hand to discontinue the salute, crossing her arms and leaning on the desk. Mullen's is more apprehensive, but eventually lowers her hand after several seconds. I don't know if you can hear us, ma'am or sir, but with all due respect, this order is plainly speaking unorthodox. Do we just leave our post? It certainly doesn't look like an official command for transfer. Mullen's raises her eyebrow upon hearing Navarra. Her eyes turn to look at her superior officer. In short, sir, we have no assurance of whether this is a real command or not. We do not get much reception out here, and even if we did, Navarra cocks her head. Well, in your words, we would not have been considered for this assignment. Navarra looks expectantly at the camera. Her skepticism is seen plainly on her face. Plus, with how low you normally let our provisions get, you really aren't coming back, are you? Or are you just not trying? Mullen's expression serves nervousness and fear. She quickly glances between the camera and Navarra turns to the camera. Sir, I'm sorry, it's just that as Mullen speaks, Navarra closes her eyes in size. Save it, Mullen's. I shouldn't have expected an answer. There's no one on the other end. Navarra immediately leaves the frame. The noise is a plastic and fabric being moved to herd. Mullen's, who is still within the frame, possesses an expression of puzzlement and nervousness. After a few seconds, Navarra re-enters the frame, carrying the standard foundation issue mall-moll military backpack with the right hand. The mall, which is open, is seen containing provisions including water, thermal blanket, and a winter coat. Navarra turns to regard Mullen's. You got your mole ready? You want your winter fatigues? Whatever food we still have? Mullen's reluctantly looks away from the camera to face it. She seems to be lost for words as she looks between her superior officer and the camera. Mullen's unsure. Yes, as you ordered. At Mullen's response, Navarra seals her mole zippers. Good. Navarra turns to face the camera. Her expression is stern. I don't know if it exactly is, oh, five, four behind all this, or if this is some kind of trick, but I have friends out there, family. Navarra crosses her arms. Even if this isn't an official order, I want to know if this is real. The authorization in the document makes it seem like it is. Navarra sighs, but I want to know if it is, this is our only chance at saving everyone we know from this thing. Navarra leaves the frame again and returns with her winter fatigues in her right hand. The camera is seen at the top of the helmet. She takes off the jacket that she's currently wearing. She looks at Mullen's. Put 11,000 on conditional lockdown. Mullen's looks surprised. Where we're doing this? Navarra begins to wear her winter fatigues as she does, she turns her head to look. For now, it will be only me. You stay here. Those doors will stay closed until you say so. Make sure they do not, they do until I come back. Mullen's nods, but it's obviously unsure. She glances at the camera again. Where are you planning to go? The foundation way station. Try to see if I can't establish contact with the outside world that isn't from SEU-Pnet. If anyone's out there, you can always ask for help. Navarra takes notice of Mullen's reluctance and nods her head in the direction of Mullen. What are you waiting for? Go! Mullen's eyes immediately widen and shot before she salutes to Navarra again. Immediately after, she leaves the frame and turned off the helmet cam for now. Whoever's watching can, Navarra's size again as she looks back at the camera. They can watch later. Her footsteps are heard beside the camera as Mullen's picks up the helmet upon which the camera is situated. As she looks behind the camera, she moves her arm to touch the off switch. The video ends. Update July 27, 2021. A new exploration rock has been added at 7,000. Due to lack of specified credentials, this exploration rock has been automatically filed as exploration log 7,000.2. Location, containment site 1100. Is 1111,000 separate? Let's see. It's the National Park Reserve at Yukon, Canada. Time, one hour's 10 minutes GMT-8, July 27, 2021. The video opens with shared bedroom of containment site 11,000, which contains two closely spaced single person's beds on the single person beds on one side with two metal lockers placed beside them. Navara is at the center of the video, sitting at the table upon which the camera has been placed. As soon as the video starts, she withdraws her hands from its switch. Mullen sits at one of the beds further behind Navara, rifling through the contents of her mall. Navara, you didn't lie. You didn't lie after all. Navara shakes her head crossing her arms as she leans back on the chair. You were right. The world's gone to hell. I've seen so much, so much suffering, so much pain. I asked for help and there were voices on the line. Navara fakes a smile at the camera, which looks closer to a grimace. She's actively holding back tears. God, the world's ended and we didn't even know. Navara suppresses a choke. She's evidently attempting to appear stone-faced camera to no avail. My head hurts now far more than anything I've ever experienced. It's stopping me from remembering anything about what I heard but pain. Navara is visibly shaking. It's hard to forget that. She tries to compose herself, but we're leaving now, post-haste, as you ordered. We're about to put the facility on permanent lockdown. Take an army to get inside here once we leave. If 11,000-1 breaks down while we're gone, well, it's not as if we're gonna destroy the world anymore than it's already been destroyed. Navara crinkles her forehead. Her upper lip is quaking. I didn't want to believe you at first, honestly. You told us through the 7,000 files that the world went to hell in two weeks, so naturally, I called bullshit. There was no way we could have lost that fast. Navara shakes her head. No, not we. You, the foundation. Navara shrugs. She looks to the side, shaking her head as she does. She glances back at the camera. I guess deep inside me, I just didn't want the responsibility, the obligation. Navara leans forward on the desk. Her face is only about 10 centimeters away from the camera. You people put us here in the middle of nowhere. Shut us up where we didn't belong, forgot about what we need, when we could have been so much more useful somewhere else. Just because you decided to train us in something that you yourselves didn't like. In the background, Mullen stops rifling through her moles. She makes no attempt to look at the direction of Navara Grimaces. Now, we're your last hope, and I guess that gives me the liberty to say whatever hell I want, she looks directly at the camera. Mullen's may say otherwise, but I'm not doing this for any of you. I'm doing this for the family. I left it to go work for you, the family that may have still had a chance at living if you didn't fuck everything up. I'm going to do this reset for them. Rest of you be damned. Navara stands up quickly, shoving the chair aside as she does. She moves to walk out of the room. Mullen's watches wordlessly at Navara leaves and closes the door behind her. Mullen sighs and looks at the camera from the bed. She rises from the bed wordlessly, then gingerly takes a seat at the desk. Navara's now had her turn, so Mullen shrugs uncomfortably, pursing her lips. She doesn't look directly at the camera. I don't really blame any of you putting us all the way out here for abandoning us, as Navara would say. Mullen grimaces as she pauses to think. I understand the stigma. Starcakes in the foundation haven't had the friendliest history, and you wanted to keep us at a distance. They're the bad guys, you're not, and we're somewhere in between. I get that. I guess Navara just doesn't because she's been around for way longer than I have, but Mullen shrugs and looks directly at the camera. Unlike Navara, she is further from the camera and seems to be distancing herself as she speaks. If you want us to save the world, I'm okay with that. Navara didn't give me the details, but I've read the file. These are monsters, bad guys, plain and simple. First thing out of people's bodies and being where they shouldn't be, I get that. The end of the world will set things right. Don't you worry about that. The foundation holds the line with the last of the foundation. It's okay. Mullen's eyes move down from the camera for half a second before moving back to directly look at the camera. We don't need to thank you, we don't need anything, but in the next world, when we do whatever you guys want us to do with 2000, hopefully you can treat us better, you know? Treat all of us better. Situation with the food, well, I just hope things like that change. Mullen's pauses for a second and immediately shakes her head, quickly gesturing with her hands in a conciliatory manner. I don't mean to order you guys around like that, just the thought, you know? Mullen's chuckle is nervously then stopped. Navara may be doing this for her family to make sure they'll be all right, but I just want everything to be normal again. I don't want people to die. It's a blossom, it's nothing like that. I just want the world to be okay. Mullen's looks down. Yeah, I guess so. She pauses for several more seconds before looking back up at the camera smiling. We'll make sure the world comes through all right, and the foundation will be with us every step of the way. Yeah, my promise. Mullen's leads back on the chair. Well, all right, our bags are packed, and Navara's probably, and Navara's probably. Mullen's interrupted by a loud blaring noise emanating from the speakers of the containment site. The room suddenly takes on a red automated voice. Permanent lockdown initiated. Facility ceiling in 10 minutes. Oh, she's getting ready to leave. Mullen's clears her throat. Well, I gotta go now. This is Navara's helmet too, so I need to give this back. Mullen's leads over to turn off the camera. It's the last second, she looks down at the camera's view. Yeah, bye. The sound of the switch being flipped is heard. The video ends. Update, July 28th, 2021. A new exploration log has been added to $7,000. Due to lack of specified credentials, this exploration log has been automatically filed as exploration log 7,000.3. Location, Robert Campbell Highway, the Yukon, Canada. Time, 15 hours, 34 minutes, GMT minus eight, July 28th, 2021. The video opens with a person in winter fatigued, presumed to be the team leader, Leena Navara, while... Highway. Navara is carrying a standard foundation assault rifle in both her hands, with her mulled back and pack strapped to her back. A large hill is seen at her left side. Constructing a large part of the camera's view over the horizon, with a large body of water presumed to be a lake being present at the site of the video. Navara proceeds down the highway steadily before returning to look at the camera when she walked. A distance of about 10 meters separates Navara from the camera. Is it on? The holder of the camera, presumed to be agent, Cassandra Mullins, makes a thumbs up gesture with her right hand. Yeah, Navara nods her head as she looks to decide continuing to walk as she does so. This is how we'll do it. Check in every two days. Take turns so that our helmet cams don't lose batteries. We'll have to assume the cities are dangerous. So let's make sure to avoid them. We don't want to have to make a detour to do a report. The camera bobs is mulling nods. Affirmative, ma'am. Navara nods back before turning to look forward again. Keep it in mind. We could be out here a month, maybe in a few months. It'd be best to conserve battery. Navara brings their hand, making a few gestures as she continues to speak. So, as a status report, coming up on the town of Watson Lake, following the Robert Campbell Highway. We should be within sight of it shortly once we get past the hills next to us. Navara gestures to the large hill to the left. If I don't see any 7,000 dash ones in the town, we'll try to take stock and resupply, fill up provisions. We aren't starving yet, but what we have should only last us another day. Best be sure, secondary objective, but also extremely important, find a car. That should shorten our travel time from months to days, lengthen our chances of not starving to death. Navara begins to turn around a bend of the highway around the large hill. About 15 meters separates her from the Mullins, which widens as Mullins stops. She raises her hand to catch Navara's attention. Ma'am, hold up, water break. Navara nods as she hears Mullins, continuing to slowly walk through the bend. As she does so, Mullins looks down at her winter fatigues to retrieve her water canteen. Takes it from its pocket, removes the cap, and begins to drink. After a few seconds, Mullins sighs with relief and places her water canteen back within its pocket. As she looks up, she sees Navara standing at the bend at 25 meters away, looking past the hill. Ma'am? Mullins begins to walk forward, closing the distance between herself and Navara. Ma'am, do you see something? Navara is unable to remove her gaze from an indeterminate point of interest. She puts up a hand to gesture towards Mullins. Mullins, get your map. Mullins continues to walk closer, placing her hand on her mole, but not completely removing it from her shoulder. Why? Navara remains tense. Just do as I say. Mullins, though unsure, begins to remove her mole from her shoulders, placing it at her feet. She slowly opens the backpack zipper, achieving a laminated paper map of the local area. All right. How big is the town of Watson Lake? Does it say? Mullins takes the laminated paper map into her hands, unfurling it to read its contents. It's pretty small, population of about 790 people, only a relatively few streets in the town proper. Why do you ask? Mullins momentarily sets the map on the ground to close her mole and sling it around her shoulders. She then takes the map into her hands again. It's big for the area, definitely, but pretty small. It has a signpost far as the hospital, smallest university campus, nothing too out of the ordinary. Mullins is still looking down at the map, not pausing to look up as she walked. No big buildings, nothing tower tall. Dimension of tower tall, Mullins immediately looks. What? Navara signs for Mullins to walk closer to her. Mullins follows their instruction and turns her head in the direction that Navara is looking in. Oh, dear God. As Mullins lifts her head, the video captures a large, twisted collection of poles, all constructed haphazardly together. Some of the poles are not together in meat, while others go in a sideways or diagonal direction. Even from a distance, each of the poles can be seen displaying a multitude of signs, and be approximated to a number of 100,000. The shortest of the poles reaches up to a height of 40 meters tall, with the tallest approaching approximately 70 meters. At the peaks of some of the poles, multiple figures can be seen moving. Is that your signpost far as? Mullins slowly shakes her head in disbelief. It was tiny when me last came through, three meters tall at most. In orderly rows? What is this? Navara removes her binoculars from around her neck, drawing it up to her eyes to see through them. Aye. What do you see? Those are 7,000-1s at the top. What? They're building. No materials, not dragging anything up, just building and building and building. No rhyme or reason whatsoever, just multiple hands working on the same post. Hell, even different posts, branching out. Dear God. Navara lowers her binoculars before letting it go allowing the lanyard to connect to hold it in place. There's no way we're going through that. It's far too risky. Mullins wordlessly looks down at the local map. Ma'am, Navara turns in the direction of Mullins. I think this is the last town for miles. The rest, even across British Columbia, are ghost towns. This is our only chance to get food. Navara winces in size, a look of frustration crossing her face. Fuck. Navara shakes her head slowly, placing both of her hands at her waist as she stops to think. After a few seconds, Navara lowers her hands from her waist. She looks again at the signpost forest before turning to Mullins. We'll have to walk there and once we get there, we do this quietly. Nightfall's coming soon. We should cover us. You have your night vision goggles ready? The camera bobs up and down as Mullins. We still have a few more hours until dark and by then we should hopefully be there. Mullins nods again. Got it. Navara nods back in size. She looks down at the ground at the net Mullins. Exhaustion is plainly seen in her face. Turn the camera off for now. You need the battery. Mullins draws her hand up to touch the helmet camera's off switch. The video ends. Update, July 28th, 2021. A new exploration log has been added to SCP-7000. Due to lack of specified credentials, this exploration log has been automatically 7000.4. Location, Watson Lake, the Yukon, Canada. Time, 7, oh, sorry, 19 hours, 24 seconds. GMT, 19 hours, 24 minutes. GMT-8, July 28th, 2021. The video begins in total darkness. The sounds of insects droning is prominent in the background with a slight breeze whistling through the camera. Sounds of metals and plastic being removed around the herd. Can you see through the camera now? Through your goggles. The sounds of the camera bobbing up and down is heard. Yeah, I think. Now turn the camera, turn on the camera's night vision. The sound of a button being pressed is heard. The wind of the camera turning on its night vision capabilities is heard. And the camera's image is instantly brightened. Both operatives are on a grassy field, overlooking a lake close to the collection of buildings, presumed to be the town of Watson Lake. A large collection of thin poles measuring about 400 meters from side to side, presumed to be the signpost forest, dominates the area above the town. Team leader, Lina Navarra, who is wearing her is crouching low to the ground, holding her hands. She is glancing back and forth between the town and Mullins. Oh crap, this feels weird. Navarra lets out a short chuckle. Navarra off-handed. Yeah, having your entire perspective suddenly shift five centimeters up from where it should be normally does that. Navarra pauses her gaze on Mullins. You really didn't check whether the NVGs were busted. Footnote, night vision goggles. Mullins shakes her head. I never got to use them, ma'am. We never went through equipment inspection before they deployed us here, Navarra's size. We still should have checked. Mullins nods, slowly. Yeah, but at least the camera's still got night vision and the goggles aren't totally busted. Can still see them through them, just not at eye level. I'm still all right, Navarra's size again. Yeah, sure, let's go with that. As Navarra speaks, the sound of large metallic snap is heard throughout the general area. I heard the two operatives uphold from the signpost falls to the ground, bringing at least 20 more with it. Figures of at least 100 SCP-7000-1 incident which had been clinging to the poles of varying heights are seen falling with them. The sounds are far off screaming, I heard. Looks like they're busy with their little project. That's our cue. Mullins nods. Soon after, Navarra begins slowly moving through the grass, holding her firearm in front of her. Mullins follows suit. As they move towards the town, the sound of screaming gets louder. Sounds like they're in pain. Navarra continues through the grass, navigating through around the lake. The sounds of water lapping at their. Sounds so much more like vector removed than I ever could. Mullins immediately began to get pain cradling her head. Navarra immediately turns and quickly moves to Mullins. As Mullins continues to groan in pain, she places her right hand on Mullins' shoulder. Stop fucking thinking. You make it harder for yourself. The pain is much worse than anything you've ever experienced. I know, so stop thinking about it. And shut up. Let your head do the work for you. After a few seconds, Mullins stops groaning. She takes her head in an effort to regain her faculty. You doing better? Mullins nods. Yeah, pain stops. I can't remember what I said now. Navarra removed her hand from Mullins' shoulders and holds her fire in her chest. She regards Mullins with a look of concern. You good to continue on? Mullins nods her head. That still seemed to be in slight pain. Yeah, don't worry about me. Sharing Mullins' response, Navarra turns away and begins moving. Mullins follows suit. As he gets closer to the town, the screams get louder before fully decreasing in volume. There are sounds of heavy metal poles being lifted up and set down. Continues for several minutes as the operatives continue to get closer and closer to the town. After approximately five minutes, the operatives are within a site of the town street. One of the buildings closest to them is a small supermarket with a sign, Watson Lake General Store. Pouncing the sign, Mullins points towards it. That's where we need to go. It should have everything we need. Navarra nods in affirmation, standing up from the tall grass to quickly move across the open ground. She presses her back to a nearby wall closest to the supermarket store, holding her firearm at the ready. Mullins follows suit and does the same. Checking for SCB 7000-1 instances, Navarra continues to stick close to the wall as it turns around the corner, moving to flank the glass door as soon as possible. Mullins takes the other side of the door, holding her firearm at the ready. Inside, through the night vision camera, the interior of the store is nearly intact. Mullins looks over her shoulder as Navarra looks into the door. She finds only one far away SCB 7000-1 instance in the street about 300 meters away, takes no notice of them. All of its pedal instances are seen wailing, placing each of their arms on their faces. Hostiles, Mullins shakes her head, one far away SCB 7000-1, but it doesn't seem to be paying attention. Navarra sighs with relief. She places her hand on the door handle, making entry. Slowly, Navarra pushes on the door handle, pressing on the surface of the door with her shoulder in order to push it open. Her hands hold the assault rifle in front of her, which she then supports with her other hand as she enters. Mullins follows, entering the supermarket and moving past the checkout counter. Inside, several rows of shelves are arrayed from right to left, with the rightmost shelf, which seemed to contain candies having fallen over. Further into the interior, the sound of plastics being carried around and opened are heard. Hearing it, Navarra gestures to Mullins to check the leftmost row, seating down the row furthest to the right. Mullins follows her instruction, proceeding stealthily down the shelf rows as she clears the room. She holds her fire in front of her, looking down each shelf row as she approaches the sound. At the very end row, Mullins cites an SCB 7000-1 instance violently opening a box containing a radio. Both of its pedal instances, which consist of approximately 40 year old male and approximately a senior old female, are using their arms to pull the boxes carbon material apart. Pieces of plastic and bubble wrap are strewn about them, murmuring is heard. 7000-1 pedal instance male, pull incomprehensible harder. In response, the female instance began to stream with frustrated effort as it attempts to use its arms to pull it on the box. Mullins breathing is heard getting louder over the camera. Slowly she is seen putting her hands in one pocket. As she does this, the two pedal instances continue to pull the opposite sides of the box, slowly tearing the cardboard apart. The male instance continues to exert grunts of effort. The female instance continues to scream. Mullins withdraws her hand from her pockets, bringing out a foundation issue, maximum silence suppressor. Slowly she brings her barrel of her gun down to chest level, crouching down against the shelf to better nestle near the rear of the gun, nestle the rear of the gun between her thighs. None of the cardboard bursting apart is heard. The male instance vocalizes its victory. Female instance continues to pant. Shortly after, the metallic sound of the radio being picked up is heard. SCB 7000-1 pedal instance female, incomprehensible work. SCB 7000-1 pedal instance male, for incomprehensible, then we go. Soon after, the sound of the radio crackling to life is followed by the sound of it being tuned to different frequencies. As they do this, Mullins begins to apply the silence of the barrel of the gun, screwing it to the top, to the on top with her right hand. She exhales. Soon after the sound of the male verse, voice is heard on the radio. The female instance begins to vocalize in a way similar to squealing radio. For all, Vector removed. Immediately Mullins instinctively begins to groan with pain. She brings both of her hands to her ears, sliding down the shelf. The gun falls between her thighs, falling down the ground with a quiet metallic sound. Behind her, the SCB 7000-1 instance begins to take notice. Can be heard standing up as Mullins continues to rise in pain beside the shelf. SCB 7000-1 pedal instance female, I think incomprehensible here, native lifeboat. Radio proceeds to Vector removed, where it is safe for all. Mullins begins to scream before holding it back. The SCB 7000-1 instance begins to stand up on its lone pair of legs, proceeding down their shelf road towards Mullins. It is heard lumbering forward. Mullins begins to scream once again before clamping her hand over her mouth to quiet herself. With her other hand, she attempts to crawl forward toward the assault rifle a meter away from her. Behind her, the SCB 7000-1 instance comes to a stop and begins to vocalize. SCB 7000-1 pedal instance male, native, native. Suddenly, several quiet squeaks of air are heard behind Mullins, followed by several grunts of pain. Taking the chance, Mullins crawls forward again, taking the assault rifle and handed, turning around to lay on her back, fire around in front. In front of her, the SCB 7000-1 instance is clinging to the shelf behind it, attempting to find a handhold as it bleeds from several gunshot wounds to its side, mostly on the female pedal instance, which is limp. As the male instance turns to face Mullins, she points her firearm at it and fires, releasing several other quiet squeaks of air. The bullets enter the 7000-1 male pedal instance's body, causing it to fall to the ground. After several strangled attempts at breathing, it goes limp. Radio, once again, proceeds to Vector removed, where it is safe for all. Groaning in pain once again, Mullins crawls forward past the corner of the shelf. Navarra can be seen on the other side, signing to the radio as she groans in pain as well. Destroy it, destroy it. Letting out a grunt of effort, Mullins grabs the radio before bashing against the floor several times. The noise echoes throughout the interior, soon after the radio stops. Fuck. Shaking her head a few times, Navarra gets up, holding her assault rifle to the side. She looks at Mullins. You good? Mullins doesn't respond. She turns her head to this deceased 7000-1 instance, staring at it for a few seconds. Mullins, quietly. They were, they weren't like the other ones. They were, Mullins looks at Navarra, saying, Navarra cocks her head to the side, pressing her lips, she begins to speak. I suddenly, Navarra's eyes widen. Shit. Without continuing her train of thought, she moves past Mullins, moving to the door and the glass, showing the outside. Pressing her face to the glass, she looks both ways. Are they? After a few seconds of tense looking, tense looking, Navarra sighs with relief. Good. They didn't hear anything. Glass must have contained the sound. Mullins nods slowly. Yeah, I guess. Navarra looks at Mullins for a second in size. Hey, don't look like that. Don't look at that. Don't look at me. Navarra removes the helmet from Mullins' head, placing it on the shelf beside them. Those aren't people, all right? They're things, skips. Navarra lowers her chin as if to wait for an answer. Mullins presses her lips, she is trembling slightly. Stay tough. Don't think about it. Your head'll ache again and that won't be good for anyone, you get me? Mullins tries to avoid Navarra's gaze instead of looking down at the ground. Get a hold of yourself, all right? Mullins raises her head to look at Navarra. She's slowly nod. Yeah. Navarra exhales, patting Mullins' shoulders a few times before lowering her hands. Now let's get the fucking business. Grab the essentials, food, water, winter clothing, space blankets, earplugs, anything we could use for the ride down south. Mullins nods. Okay, how about you? Navarra gestures to the outside. There's a pickup truck out front. Don't know if we're lucky enough to get it open and onto the road, but I'll try my fucking dentist to make sure we'll do. Mullins, how are you gonna get it open? Navarra puts her left hand on the pockets, into her pockets before retrieving a long, thick wire. She holds it out from Mullins. Rough childhood gives you certain skills. Mullins chuckles softly. Affirmative, man, I'll try to get what I can. Navarra nods back, turning around to exit the store. As she does so, however, she stops in her tracks before turning to the shelf beside her and the helmet placed upon it. Wait. She takes the helmet from above the shelf, holding it in both hands to fit atop Mullins' head. Put this on first. Mullins nods. She follows it as Navarra commands, placing the helmet on her head and closing the clasp. It's still a bit weird seeing the stuff from above my head, but I'll get used to it. Navarra chuckles, shaking her head. Yeah. She points to the nearby shelves, her demeanor shifts to a more formal posture. Now go, you don't have all night. As she says so, Mullins turns around to begin combing through a nearby shelf, coming upon a duffel bag, but she takes off the shelf. She notably avoids looking at the SCP-7000-1 carcass. Over the next few minutes, Mullins begins to fill the duffel bag with canned goods, bottled water, and several other implements, such as a multi-tool and a thermal blanket. Outside, Navarra attempts to open the car door by inserting the wire in between the glass pane and the door. After a few minutes, Mullins takes the duffel bag and goes outside to Navarra. Got what we need. Navarra is pre-occupied with the car door and is continuously attempting to open it. Navarra absent-mindedly. Yeah, the camera didn't give you any trouble. Mullins shrugs. Well, I did it, but I got here. What did you get? Mullins lifts up the duffel bag to look at it. Canned food, space blanket, water. Navarra turns her head to look at Mullins. How much water? I got a few packs, about 20 bottles. Why? Navarra looks up and thought. If the car holds up, we're gonna have to spend probably a week on the road. If it doesn't, well, we'll need lots more water than that. Well, lots more water for that. Navarra removes her hand from the window to point at the interior of the store. Stores like these usually sell big jugs of water that's good for long trips. Try looking behind the counter. Mullins nods. Yes, ma'am. In the distance, the sound of metal crashing down can be heard again, followed by anguished screams. Mullins immediately looks in the direction of the screams. To the side of the video feed, Navarra pointedly looks at Mullins. Hey, no distractions, remember? Mullins looks back at Navarra. Now go, we can't afford to stop. Mullins looks down for a few seconds, turning to scratch her head. I'll just, yeah. Mullins lowers her duffel bag to the ground before moving back into the store. She begins to look behind a nearby checker counter, lowering herself to the ground with some difficulty. She attempts to angle her head in order to accommodate her helmet camera, forespotted the jugs beneath the counter. Gotcha. As she crouches to retrieve the jugs from beneath the counter, Mullins angles her head sideways in order to reach them easier. Eventually, she manages to grab two drugs from underneath the counter. Her camera hits a small metal box on the shelf behind it. Box mates allow clang upon hitting the ground, causing Mullins to freeze. Slowly, Mullins lowers her head and attempts to listen to her. In the distance, the anguished screaming continues, but does not get closer. Mullins breathes a sigh of relief. She turns with difficulty to the metal box on the ground using her free hand to hold her right. As she lifts the metal box from her helmet camera, she sees car keys inside it. Holy crap, jackpot. Excitedly, Mullins grabs the keys from the floor, placing it in one of her pockets. She places either of her hands on the two of the water jugs, rushing out of the store to meet Navarra, who is in the open. Ma'am, Navarra makes no attempt to turn to face Mullins instead of concentrating on the car window. Ma'am, as Mullins speaks, Navarra concentration breaks, causing her hand to slip. As her hand slipped, the wire twists, which causes the car alarm to trigger. The noise from the car alarm is loud, blurring across the town as its headlights and taillights begin to flash. In the distance, the sound of anguished screaming is replaced by alarm. The sounds are hurried, footsteps are heard. Navarra looks at the car door lock in horror, frozen in place as the car alarm continues to blare. Within a few seconds, she turns her head to look at the duffel bag on the ground, seizing it with speech, turns to Mullins. Grab what you can and fucking run. Now, at that, Navarra begins to turn and run, but Mullins' panic reaches her hand to stop her. Wait, wait! Dropping the water jugs, Mullins begins to rattle through her pockets before retrieving the keys. Quickly, she presses it into Navarra's hand, getting inside, quick. Understanding what to do, Navarra immediately keys and pushes it into the lock before twisting it. The car alarm immediately stops, with the screams of rapidly incoming SCP-7000-1 instances continue to get louder. Hurriedly, Navarra opens the car door, rushing to a seat herself on the driver's side, for pushing the keys into the ignition and twisting it to the right. As she does so, the car immediately starts, causing Navarra to look up at Mullins. Her eyes are panicked, but her expression shows determination. Get the jugs in the back, and let's get the fuck out of here. Immediately, Mullins turns to grab both the water jug, quickly moving to the back of the pickup truck. Without time to bring the back catch down, she resorts to using both of her arms to lift the first jug into the truck. As she does so, however, several SCP-7000-1 instances begin to move into the cavernous field of view from the street. Each of the instances move in differing ways. None of them use their host's lower legs to run. Instead, each of the instances attempt to cooperate between each pedal instance in order to use their arms to locomote forward, at a varying degrees of success. Some instances continue to wave their arms in the air, as if to vector removed, screaming as they do so. The words vector removed and vector removed are heard prominently in their speech, with less than half of the vocalizing is doing so in English. As Mullins watches the SCP-7000-1 instances continue to run towards her, she immediately screams in pain, causing her to let go of the water jug in her hands. The water jug falls to the cargo bed with a loud sound, which causes the car to shake. As she lets go of the jug, Mullins crumbles, clutching her head in pain. As she falls to the ground, Navarra placing both of her hands on either of her ears in order to block the sound. She runs to Mullins, crouching down as she removes her hands from her calm hand. As she does so, however, she screams in pain, but not enough to dissuade her from pulling Mullins up. As both operatives stagger to the front of the car, Navarra ushers Mullins into the driver's seat before closing the door with a bang. At once, the screaming becomes muffled, allowing Mullins to come to her senses. Confused, she looks around for Navarra before hearing the passenger side door open. Ma'am, as she speaks, Navarra enters the passenger side, screaming in pain as she holds both her hands to her ears. Mullins still confused attempts to reach over to Navarra. Ma'am, are you? Suddenly, the sound of an object slamming against the car is heard as Mullins thinks to see what is making the sound. She sees three human faces screaming in a muffled manner, banging against the car window with open palms. In other words, each vector removed us are intelligible as they continue to scream. As Mullins looks in horror at the SCB 7000-1 entities, Navarra places her hand on Mullins. As Mullins turns to her to look at Navarra, she mouths the word drive before screaming again as another SCB 7000-1 entity appears at the passenger window, screaming almost purely unintelligible phrases. At this, Mullins reflexively presses the pedal, causing the car to lurch forward. She then jerks the steering wheel hard to the left, causing the car's wheels to emit a loud whining sound as she does so. With the car turning to the left, Mullins instinctively steers towards the road, jerking it right again as she moves onto the asphalt. As she does so, the loud sound of an impact is heard, immediately followed by loud, anguished screaming. Sound of the other SCB 7000-1 instances, vocalizations become even more panicked as this happens, but she manages to steer safely onto the road before slamming on the pedal again, far allowing the car to quickly leave behind the 7000 instances. As they leave the town, Navarra lets out a groan. Mullins turns to look at her. As Navarra comes into view, she has crumpled herself into the field position, still pressing both of her hands to her ears. She lets out another noise, switching with pain. Hey, it's okay, we're okay now, ma'am, we left them. Mullins lets out a groan of her own, unconsciously twitching it, attempts to acclimate. God, Mullins turns her head around to look at the rapidly disappearing town. The figures of the SCB 7000-1 instances waving their arms can still be seen, where they don't think about it. Remember what I, Navarra grows in pain again, continuing to shrink tighter into a position in her seat. Mullins shakes her head. Her hands are shaking as she holds onto the wheel. She grounds loudly in pain again. Suddenly she slams on the brakes, causing the vehicle to wind months more as it comes to a stop. Mullins sits frozen for several seconds. She slowly and shakingly removes the clasp, tying her head to her helmet, forward taking the helmet off her head entirely. She brings it in her lap to hold it, placing both of her hands on it. Oh, God. Mullins voice shakes as she repeats. Her breathing continues to be quick and heavy. Oh, oh, God. Mullins attempts to slow down her breathing. Beside her, Navarra still remains curled up, but is no longer groaning in pain. Her eyes are closed and her breath are shallow and quick. Don't think about it, Cassandra. Don't think about it. Forget it, forget it all. Mullins clings tighter to the helmet in her lap. They're monsters, they're monsters. And nothing but skips, that's all they are. Slowly Mullins attempts to breathe in, through her attempts to inhale her, meant with shaking, breathes out. Ignore the pain, ignore the screams, ignore it all. Mullins continues to slowly and deliberately breathe in and out for the next minute. She opens her eyes, shakily. She moves her hand to the helmet's off switch. Mullins, Cassandra. Mullins looks to her right at the passenger side. Slowly, a hand shakily moves out into frame, touching Mullins' arms, it gives her a reassuring squeeze. Mullins' eyes soften before looking down at the helmet camera, tear runs down her face. Ignore it all. Sound of the switch being inflicted is heard, the video ends. Okay, new update detected, display. Okay. Update, July 29th, 2021. A new exploration log has been added to SCB 7000. Due to lack of specified credentials, this exploration log is exploration log 7000 points. Location, Alaska Highway, British Columbia, Canada. Time, six hours, 24 minutes. GMT minus eight, July 29th, 2021. Low droning of the car driving on the highway is only on, starts. From the perspective of the camera, only the open road can be seen. Quickly passing by as the car continues on the highway. In the distance, a large faraway mountain range can be seen on the side. Hypothesis to be the northern Rocky Mountains, followed by a larger and more distant unverified, identified mountain range ahead of the car. Aside from the droning of the car, the interior of the truck is silent. Only the quickly diminishing road, the mountain ranges and the endless grassy fields outside can be seen. After one minute, the voice of team leader, Lena Navarro breaks the silence. Where, where are we? Navarro's voice is groggy, as if emerging from a long sleep. The sound of the car's seat shifting is heard. Where, as opposed to Navarro's voice, Mullins' voice belies her exhaustion. Her words are slow and slurred. In British Columbia, now I think we passed a, passed what? Fort St. John, a while back, had to take a few roads to avoid the dash ones. They were building random stuff there too, same with Watson, but a much bigger. A short silence passes between Navarro and Mullins. Mullins, you want me to take over? What time is it? Another short silence passes, as Mullins presumably looks clock. Eight, 829. Silence for another three seconds. The sound of the car's seat shifting is heard again. Mullins, it's six. Mullins chuckles tiredly. I guess adrenaline counts for a lot, right? I didn't even realize I was sleepy. Navarro sighs, Mullins, pull over. But I'm fine. Agent Katsandra Mullins, pull over. Another silence passes. A sigh is heard. After a few seconds, the car begins to slow down, pulling to the side of the road. Then comes to a full stop. Sound of a passenger side door opening is heard. Across the front of the car, a weary Navarro moves from the passenger side to the driver's side before disappearing from view. After another few seconds, the car door opens. Mullins, get out of the driver's seat. Ma'am, it's all right, I'm, that is an order. Another silence passes. The car then slightly shifts to the left, followed by Mullins crossing the front of the car a second later. Her hair is disheveled. Her eyelids seem to be on the verge of fully closing. She walks with the pronounced slouch as she disappears into the right of the frame. A few seconds later, the car shifts to the left, presumably caused by Mullins entering the car. This is followed by Navarro entering the driver's left door closing. Your door, oh crap, I'm sorry. The door has heard closing. A seatbelt is heard being secured. Your seatbelt too? It takes Mullins longer to respond. I got it. The click of a seatbelt is heard to the right. The car seat is heard shifting forward, followed by the sound of a gear shift being pulled back. The car begins to pull back into the highway, moving again at the speed as before. Our gasoline to top up. It's already less than a quarter full. Long silence intervenes for two minutes. Mullins slowly in conciliatory. I'm, I'm sorry, Lena. Sorry, why? For screwing up, Navarro audibly exhales. Don't think about it. What I do want you to fucking think on though, is how you kept pushing the hell out of yourself after 11 hours of stop fucking driving. Navarro sighs. Mullins, you may have fucked up back at Watson Lake, but that doesn't mean you have the right to push yourself to the brink of fucking death, just to make it up to me. You got unlucky, that was it. You don't need to hold yourself up with, with atoning. Another silence intervenes. It, it wasn't non-stop driving. I stopped for two hours, ma'am, just outside of Fort Nelson. And that's supposed to compensate for spending the next eight hours on the road. I, I didn't wanna wake you. Navarro sighs. Silence for 10 seconds. Get some sleep, Cass, you deserve it. Cass. Navarro doesn't answer for a few seconds. I said, get, get some rest. We still have a long fucking way to go. Silence for another 30 minutes, save for the constant load during the car. 15 minutes in, the car comes to a stop. The sound of a bag being taken up is fairly heard, faintly heard, followed by the opening of a zipper. The sound of fabric being unfurled is heard in the background. Mullins quietly grows into sleep. There. Soon after, the car begins to move again. Two minutes after, Navarro continues to drive forward, the fade outline of a house under construction scene. What the hell is? As Navarro gets closer, several more houses are seen by the side of the road, constructed a fair distance away from each other, but still in varying degrees of progress. Soon, as the car comes close enough. Billeth, I am not getting sounded from your microphone, mate. Yeah, it randomly muted itself. You are back. Yeah, how long was that, was I out? I caught you pretty quick. What the hell is would be a good starting point. Great, I don't know what that was about, but okay. What the hell is, as Navarro gets closer, several more houses are seen by the side of the road, all constructed a fair distance away from each other, but all in varying degrees, states of progress. Soon, as the car comes close enough for Navarro to look closer, a human face is seen looking at her through one of the windows in the house. Soon after, the face disappears from view, but as the car passes the house, the outline of it, SCP-7000-1 instances, is seen running away from the window. Oh, fuck. The car then passes several more houses and several burnt out campfire pits in quick succession, but as they pass several more 7000-1 instances, are seen running into the houses, as if fleeing from fear. Some are even dropping grocery bags as they rush inside or attempting to detect other instances as the car passes, demonstrating vector removed with the previous behavior seen in other instances. Alarmed with the quantity of 7000-1 instances surrounding the road, Navarro starts speeding up the car, quickly leaving the quote village behind. Besides her, Mullen stirs but does not wake. It takes a few minutes for Navarro's breathing to relax. 10 minutes later, the sound of beeping interrupts the silence, a robotic voice quietly speaks. GPS on, positioning your vehicle, please stand by. Silence for another several seconds. A series of beeps are heard, possibly Navarro tapping on the screen, calculating the distance to Edmonton. Please stand by. Another silence intervenes. The sound of Mullen's quickly snoring is heard, rightly snoring is heard. A seat is heard shifting from the driver's side. Edmonton is 500 kilometers away. Estimate time of arrival is five hours and 50 minutes, Navarro sighs. From your current position, Edmonton is to the Southwest. From your perspective, it is to your front. My front? A silence is heard for the next four seconds. Oh my fucking God. Immediately the car comes to a stop. The sound of a car door is heard opening, followed by Navarro emerging into view, holding a pair of binoculars. She is seen attempting to view the distant mountain range. After a few seconds, she lowers it. A look of shock can be seen on her face. The sound of the car window opening is heard. Ma'am, what is it? Navar lowers her binoculars, looking in the direction of Mullins. She rushes out of frame. Her voice can be heard to the left side. Mullins, look there in that direction. What do you see? Silence for five seconds. A mountain range, ma'am. What do you, now look through those binoculars. What do you see? The sound of binoculars being handed off is heard. Mullins groaned as he heard sitting up. Silence for six seconds. Is that buildings? Yeah, stacked on top of one another. Then that's no mountain range. It's a fucking city. The skips just kept building on top of it. Thousands, maybe a million of them, like the signpost forest, like yours Fort St. John. The buildings, they don't look like ours, like what we're familiar with. Plus, that's gotta be a kilometer high at least. Yeah, exactly. Navar has heard sighing. We can't risk that, have to go around it. You know any alternate routes? I... No, but we can make a way through the central Rockies, go by the parks, and then the parkways. It should be far enough. By the time you go downhill across the border, it'll be Montana. Then we won't have to deal with any big urban centers before we get to Yellowstone. Well, hopefully Montana's all intact in this one. We've got a plan then. I don't know if we have enough gas to do it, but let's hope. Navar has seen moving across the front of the driver's side before opening the door. The sound of her entering the car is heard. Rockies, here we go. Let's hope you're as far from the Rockies as we think. I hope so, ma'am. Navar doesn't respond for several seconds. Call me Lena, all right? We've been around each other long enough to do away with the mams. The silence ensues. Affirmative, I mean, Lena? Navar chuckles. Yeah, we'll fucking work on that. Let's go. As Navar shifts gears and begins to drive forward, the words Battery Low begin to flash on top of the video. After several seconds, it turns off. Video ends. Update, July 29, 2021. A series of short videos have been added to SCP-7000. As these videos have been taken in close accession, all of them have been combined and classified as exploration log 7000.6. Location, Icefields Parkway, the Central Rockies, Alberta, Canada. Time, 10 hours, 24 minutes, GMT minus 6, July 29, 2021. The video begins with a truck ascending a steep road, possibly moving up a mountain. Unlike the last video, the camera seems to be held by Agent Cassandra Mullins. We then points the camera at team leader and Lena Navarra. Conserve the battery on that thing. You got lucky scoring it back at Wands Lake. We don't know if we'll have that same luck again, not Navarra's size. And we still need gas. Navarra seems to be concentrating on driving the vehicle with her body language intense demeanor, who easy does it. As the pickup truck continues to move forward, Mullins points the camera away from Navarra into the back of the vehicle towards the cargo bed. Massive gray collection of buildings can be seen in the distance, with many seeming to equal the altitude of the vehicle itself. Extends nearly across the horizon, vanishing past the line of the surrounding mountains. That's Edmonton over there. We don't even know how far it goes. Mullins points at the city, which seems to have grown since the last exploration log hours before. Even from the distance standpoint, the camera's perspective, the gray color of Edmonton appears to encompass nearly the entirety of the view from the back window. Massive buildings are stacked on top of one another, constructed in seemingly illogical ways. A tower can be seen diagonally sprouting up from a larger rectangular building, while Aspire seems to jut dangerously from the top of another building further up. As Mullins allows the camera to dwell on Edmonton, Navarra begins to guide the vehicle into a flatter road. She sighs with relief as she does so. Glad that's fucking over. Navarra momentary chuckles with relief. Mullins points the camera at her, which prompts Navarra to finally look directly at the camera as she allows herself to recline. We're hoping to further south will be a bit better, especially in Montana. We aren't counting on it. If Edmonton's really this big, who knows how large Calgary would be? Navarra's gaze lingers on the camera for another few moments before looking back at the road. All right, turn that thing off. Save the battery. Mullins chuckles quietly. All right, ma'am. Navarra pauses for a moment before turning to Mullins, an incredulous smile seen out of. Hey, I said no more meh. Mullins is heard flicking the switch on the camera. The video ends. Location, Icefields Parkway, Central Rockies, Alberta, Canada, time 10 hours, 2054 minutes, GMT minus six of July 29th, 2021. As the video begins, the tall peaks of the nearby mountain lining, the Icefields Parkway are seen dominating the view. The vehicle continues forward at a constant pace, passing undisturbed forests and meadows. Though the weather is cloudy, at the distant fog occulting, occluding the peaks and the mountains from view, a large amount of the natural scenery can still be seen. Pretty view, huh? I guess you've gone through here before. Mullins chuckles, you haven't? Navarra shrugs grinning slightly. Never had the chance to come out here with the constant deployments. The vehicle continues to move forward, but after several seconds, Navarra begins to cause it to slow. Wait, what the hell is? She points at a spot in the windshield. What? As the car approaches, a scattered group of five 7,000-1 instances, all of which are covered in thick blankets, are seen running in the opposite direction from where the car is going. The two are attempting to use their arms to protectively cover the others, which are composed purely of roughly 10 juvenile pedal instances between the three other entities. The juveniles strain their necks to watch the car as it passes before being hurriedly ushered away from the car and the road by the other two instances, which are made out of almost purely adult pedal instances. What the hell are they doing? They're running, running away. From what? Suddenly Mullins' attention is drawn to something in front of her. There, look there. Mullins leans forward, pressing the camera close to the windshield in the direction that she previously leaned in. In the distance, a faint rectangular shadow is seen. Crap. Navarra sighs. Mullins, I mean, cast, get the duffel bag, take the Altair plugs, now. The video ends. Location, Icefields Parkway, the Central Rockies, Alberta, Canada, time, 1100 hours, 10 minutes, GMT minus six, July 29th, 2021. As it starts, the video feed shows multiple large buildings leering over the mountains, quickly being added to by thousands of SCP-7000-1 instances. Like with Edmonton, the buildings that been constructed in a bizarre manner, with some structures branching out from others and others even penetrating into As the vehicle continues to coast forward, a large grass skyscraper, large glass skyscraper, like building, emerges from the, laying down on the mountain, a mountain's peak to encompass the space above the parkway onto the peak across from it. Calgary. As the vehicle passes under the skyscraper, where the thousands of SCP-7000-1 instances are constructing the buildings, begin to shout at the operatives, though the interior of the car has decreased the sound to a dull roar. Each pedal instance waves their arms with urgency as the car approaches, as if trying to get the attention of them. Navarra, who is wearing earplugs, ignores the instance she passed by, speeding the vehicle up in order to quickly leave the area. As she does so, however, more buildings continue to emerge from the fog, with several other buildings, like the skyscraper, acting as bridges from one peak to another across the space above the parkway. More 7000-1 instances wave desperately to surface the buildings. Fuck, fuck, fuck. It's the heart of the city. We're heading right into it. Video ends. Location, Icefields Parkway, Central Rockies of Canada. I'm 1123 GMT-6, July 29, 2021. As the vehicle continues to cruise through the parkway, the road creases, causing the roads to become dark. Some of you may be instructed to loom low over the parkway. Thousands of people are ringing to the bottom of the buildings in the attempt to reach the car. Sounds of fingers scraping against the roof of the car. Navarra continues to increase, this dull roar that begins to increase in volume. Volume releases the individual coming clearly extinguished. Can hear them. I can hear them. Hold on. The sounds of fingers scraping against the roof at the coffin with arms, hands, and heads clearly being sighted emerging from the low ceiling created by the buildings. The expressions of the individual pedal entities clearly be seen, their eyes expressing fear, panic, and helplessness. The word vector removed is seen being mouthed and shouted by many of the instance. As the vehicle approaches them, they bring their hands out, touching it, causing many to slam against the windshield. Navarra is shouting, get the fuck away from us. As the ceiling continues to get lower and lower, individual heads begin to be low enough to touch the windshield itself. As Navarra continues to speed across the parkway, one pedal head veers close enough to collide with the windshield, causing a large spider web of cracks to pattern throughout the glass. The blood is seen running down the windshield after. Ahead, more hands continue to emerge from the windows as they slam into the glass. The cracks continue to widen and widen before encompassing the entirety of the windshield. The sounds of shouting become louder and louder. Hold on. We're almost out. As the more hands hit the glass, the windshield causing the volume of pedals' voices to encroach opening. Instantly, both Mullens and Navarra screaming in red pain. Car, resulting in the resulting fall obscures the camera's view. SCP-7000-1, pedal instant. We, vector removed. 7000-1, pedal instance. Vector removed us. Mullens, I can hear them. I can hear them. SCP-7000-1, instance. Come, vector removed us. Navarra, stop. Just stop. Just at once, the car's wheels begin to wind lally before completely turning. The camera's lens are heard break as it impacts the car door. Navarra and Mullens are heard screaming, but are completely drowned out by the sound of the SCP-7000-1 instance. They are heard coming, vector removed. Close and closer, vector removed. End, end, end. Vector removed, vector removed. Vector removed, glass is heard breaking. Vector removed, vector removed. Vector removed. Vector removed. Navarra, vector removed. Vector removed. Can you tell us where we vector removed, vector? Navarra, get away from us. Vector removed, vector removed. Vector removed. Vector removed, vector removed, vector removed. Cast, get the fuck up, cast. Vector removed, vector removed, vector removed. Moved, vector removed, vector removed. Fuck, fuck, fuck, I'll have to carry it. Vector removed, vector removed. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Vector removed, vector removed. Oh God, I can't, my head, vector removed, vector removed. I can't, I can't do it anymore. Vector removed, vector removed, vector removed. Vector, error, error, error, error, vector removed. AIC is unable to respond. SCIP net not responding. SCIP net responding. Not responding, not responding, not responding. Crash imminent. Crash detected. System reinitialization detected. Blay, whoo, long one. All right. And we got reinitializing. Reinitializing. System reinitialized. State August 23rd, 2021. Time unknown. Scanning for non-functional system components. SCIP net. AHS automatic hazard scanning. AIC offline. All other system components deemed functional. Searching for user signals. Auto transcriber signal found. Location Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming. USA. SCB 2000 containment site. Blushing connection. Connection established. Displaying feed. The video begins in darkness. Outside, the muffled sound of boots scribbling at the ground are heard. They're heard echoing into the surrounding room, suggesting a moderately large interface. Sound of Kinsandra Mullen's voice is heard. Wait, what? Why am I here? Where? Sounds of muffled footsteps are. Mullen's voice echoes into the room replicating twice. Hello? Hello? Navarra's voice continues to echo throughout the room. Navarra's voice. OK. Lena? Lena, are you there? Are you there? A sound of shuffled footsteps are heard again. Oh no. Several seconds pass. Sound of a bag being set aside and nearby surface is heard. Within it, a camera records the sound of a bank's contents bumping against one another with several metallic objects creating louder noises. Outside, Mullen's is hurriedly moving. I was heard moving hurriedly. Heard, hurriedly moving, her hands across the surface of clothes. Winter coat, civilian t-shirt, military pants, flashlight, no primary firearm. Millions of seconds passed. The sound of a holster being taken held and let go is heard. No sidearm either. Damn. Two more seconds pass. Mullen is heard crouching beside the bag and holding it up against the nearby surface. The sound of a zipper being unzipped is heard. A dim blue light begins to illuminate the inside of the bag. Mullen begins to search in the bag, taking object from it and taking it out. As she does, more light begins to illuminate the interior. Canned tomato soup, peas, beans. Mullen continues to search the bag and taking things out. Torn space blanket, water, water, more water. Mullen's has almost reached the bottom of the bag. My wallet, I'm at least taking that with me. Her hand reaches into the bag before taking the camera itself. As it exits the bag along a dark hallway, only being lit by blue emergency lights. The hallway stretches past the camera's field of vision and has no exits leading out. God damn. It's my helmet cam. Mullen's turns the camera to look towards the wall, doing so in order to spec the back. The auto transcriber taped on. Mullen's turns the camera on its side, causing the video to look up at the ceiling. Large, unpowered fluorescent lamps are seen attached. And broscasting, too. Did I? Finally, Navarra turns the camera towards her. Ma'am, are you looking towards this? Are you looking at this? Can you see me? Mullen's overall appearance is tired and dirty, with a brown grease smeared on the right side of her face. Figgles of blood are seen dirty in her collar with the fur lining of her winter coat being gray and black in places instead of white. Her hair is tied behind her head in a ponytail with the strands of her on her forehead being matted with sweat. She stares into the camera for several seconds, foreshaking her head. Well, if anyone's listening, I hope you're watching out for me. Sighing, Mullen's clips the camera to the collar of her shirt, which raises a flashlight. Wow, now, where am I? Probes the beam of the flashlight to the darkness of the... How did I get here? Crouching down, Mullen's quickly places all objects she took out of her bag back into it. As the camera pans over the bag, it can be clearly seen that the brown mull bag logs the dirty, torn and tattered in places. Oh, she slings the bag over her shoulder. All right, let's get to business. Over the next few minutes, Mullen's begins to walk deeper into the long hallway with only the sounds of the interior being her slow, echoing footsteps. After three minutes, drunkenly seem to the left. Mullen's turns to it, beams the flashlight to the surroundings of the door. The words maintenance tunnel are seen written on a sign located above it. Huh, turning away, Mullen's beams the flashlight down the long dark hallway, which continues on the scene. Mullen's turns to the door again. She takes a few seconds to look between both paths, considering which to take. After a few seconds, she sighs. Rowing less taken, I guess. Slowly she reaches out, reaches out to the door's knob, turning it quietly as she slowly opens it. As soon as the door is ajar, she quickly yet quietly moves into the room, checking the corner behind it. It is empty. Turning around, she checks the rest of the immediate area. The only thing she sees are pipes of an indeterminate purpose attached to the walls and the middle staircase leading down. A dim blue light is seen emanating from the corner past the staircase. Slowly, Mullen begins to advance, keeping the flashlight in front of her as she walks. Slowly she moves down the staircase, turning a corner in the direction of the blue light. Like the blue light seen earlier, this lamp again emanates from an emergency lamp placed high on the wall. Below it, the words AWL, all of that are saying are to follow this path to main evac, or untitledly scrawled on the wall with white chalk in a manner similar to the writings of child. Below it, an arrow pointing further down the hall is seen scrawled in the same chalk. Saying, main evac. Mullen's points the flashlight further down the narrow corridor. Nothing else can be seen but the head. Ah, crap. Slowly, Mullen begins to walk forward again, keeping the light in front. Her footsteps continue to echo through the hallway. After several minutes, a second pair of feet are heard echoing throughout the chamber, keeping place with Mullen's. However, she does not notice this. Instead of walking forward for the next several minutes, the footsteps keep in the palm of her perfect pace with Mullen's, although one seems to drag, like that of a slight limp. Ahead, another blue emergency light can be seen, underneath of which can be seen another note written again in chalk. Interested, Mullen's begins to increase her pace. Footsteps behind her attempt to compensate, quietly scraping across the ground in an attempt to do so. Mullen kneels down to look at the writing on the wall. The words, two labs, right, two evac, left. Keep any insane out. Many have already, have already dead. Keep any insane out. Many have already died. She stands up, slowly she moves backwards. What does any of this surprise? The footsteps behind her begin to backtrack, but unable to keep pace with Mullen. A loud stumble is heard behind her. What the, turning around, Mullen's begins, brings a flashlight to the bear behind her. Shining light on an SCV 7000-1 and laying on the ground, it brings one of her hands up, a one of its hands up in a gesture that causes Mullen's to stop. 7000-1 pedal instance. No, please, incomprehensible, don't hurt us. Unlike the other instances, which are unclose, this instance has a large, thick, but dirty fur blanket wrapped around the region of. This obscures any possible pedal entity, aside from the one speaking. This particular instance resembles a 13-year-old matted blonde hair that face smeared with ash. The expression shows pure fear. What are you? No, please, don't, incomprehensible, hurt us. Mullen's is unable to speak. She stares at the SCV 7000-1 and shaking her head slightly in disbelief and shock. No, no, no, no, no. We came only for incomprehensible safety, just safety for us. The pedal instance speaks in an indeterminate alien act, but the fear in its voice is apparent. It shakes as it speaks. Why? Why? We only followed what was incomprehensible. They said on the radio, Mullen begins to raise their voice. Who? Who? Incomprehensible, the man, the man on the radio. What do you said, incomprehensible? The foundation, I don't understand. It was everything they said, incomprehensible. It's so dangerous out there. It's so horrible. We cannot go back. The insane incomprehensible, they will kill us. My head, it doesn't hurt anymore. I can hear everything, everything. The difficulty, SCV 7000-1 instance begins to move forward, crawling on its knees despite the weight placed upon it. It begins to cling to Mullen's and the blanket around its neck with his hand. Tears run down its face as it tries to plead. It was everything they said, incomprehensible, please don't take us back. Comprehensible, please, do not hurt us. I, incomprehensible, I have my brother's sister here with me. They are only children, please. Wait, children? Without stopping to think, Mullen throws a blanket off the SCV 7000. We're exposing two more pellet instances, each clinging to death. Both resemble children of less than six years of age and are shivering as they look up at Mullen's. Among the three instances, they all, no. Immediately the first pellet instances scramble as they take the blanket, moving forward on the bloody knees as it attempts to, as it does so, it stands up, the fear in its eyes becoming even stronger as it looks at Mullen. Do not hurt them, they are just my, we are, people, you are just people, people made into this. Filled with newfound understanding, the pellet instance nods eagerly. Yes, yes, incomprehensible, we are just, get the fuck away from her. Wait, no, in response to Navara, SCV 7000-1 instance begins to turn to address the sound. Mullen's reached out her hand. Wait, no, several, suddenly several silence gunshots are heard. Each ripping through the 7000-1 instant, instantly. Blood splatters on Mullen's and as the pellet sounded her with, to the ground. No, no, oh god. Cass, immediately Navara can be seen rushing out of the dark, holding on her salt rifle in one hand. Blood covers much of her clothes and as she comes into view, light faces, well. She gets in front of Mullen's, she kneels embracing her. Oh god, I almost, I thought I almost lost you. I almost did, you, you. Navara separates from Mullen's, placing both of her bloody hands on her. Did it hurt you? Are you hurt? Eyes shift, Navara's eyes shift to the side of Mullen's face before looking at the other one. Fuck, you lost your earplugs? You know you can't twist anymore. We have nothing but, stop. Navara's eyes widen. A hurt expression comes through on her face. What? Stop. Navara removes her hands from Mullen's cheeks, but still keeps her eyes on her. I'm, I'm sorry. Sorry? Mullen's begins to pan heavily. Her voice begins to be filled with emotion. I believed you. You told me they were skips, that they weren't people, that they didn't matter. Navara cocks her head to the side, then shakes it. No, stop, you can't think about this any. Why not? Navara stares at Mullen's, her eyes wide. That man and his daughter, that person that tried to get in front of my car, all the ones back in the, the man was using a radio to get here. The person that got in front of my car tried to stop me, and I killed them all. All those people in the mountains, all the building, all the ones building the towers in Calgary, waving their, they were trying to touch the car, get our attention, ask for help. And we ran them over. Mullen's raises her hand, pointing quickly to figure out the corpse in front of her. That girl, she was trying to escape with her family, her siblings. She finally got here, and Mullen's shaking with anger, moves in close to Navara, and you shot them dead. Over the course of the next few seconds, as Mullen speaks, Navara's expression turns from puzzlement to horror. She shakes her head. No, no, no, no, no, no. She places both her hands on Mullen's shoulders, looking to her eyes. You can't be falling for this. You can't be, not now, not now. The tear runs down Navara's cheek, her upper lip quivers. I went through hell and high water to get us here. I dragged you out of that wreck in the mountains when you couldn't stop screaming from the pain. I nursed you back to health. I fought tooth and nail to keep you alive for a thousand fucking miles. Navara shakes Mullen's violent Navara's shoulder. She nasses her teeth as she does so. While tears begin to run down her cheeks, you will fucking fight. You hear me? You will keep going and forget. You will be right by me when we fucking end this because Navara exhales her shoulders to flay. At once, she goes from being at the height of a rage to looking completely defeated. So you're the only one I have left. She looks up at Mullen's. Her tears cast in clear paths to the dry blood. Which is why I need you to fight, please. Navara's lips continue to quiver. Please, a long silence passes between the two as they stare at each other. Please promise me something, Lena. Navara looks at her, moving her face close to Mullen. When you get out there and end this thing, Mullen stands up with Navara following suit nodding along as Mullen speaks. Her expression is as hopeful as she listens. Mullen holds Navara's hand and squeezes him. Do it for them. She looks back at the 7000-1 corpse behind her. As she turns to Navara, the latter's eyes begin to widen. No, stop. Because, honestly, Mullen's eyes begin to tear up as if realizing the gravity of what she's about to say. Slowly, she removes the camera from her shirt collar, pinning it to Navara's. Navara looks up at her, horror-crossing her expression. Has? No. Mullen smiles. Despite this, tears can be seen welling up in her eyes. Navara places her hands on Mullen's cheeks. She is shaking her head, muttering as if in denial. Stop thinking about it. Stop. Mullen's breathes in deeply. Lena? They're just? Mullen's suddenly begins to heave as if wanting to vomit. Continue to stay on Navara. I? Mullen's begins more violently dry-heave. Mullen's more violently dry-heave again, moving her right hand up to her mouth as she begins moving back. I'm sorry. Immediately after, Mullen's vomits a huge amount of blood. Staggering back as further as she does show. As she moves her hands down to her abdomen, she begins to scream in agony. A long ripping sound is heard from Mullen's abdomen, swallowed by the slow trickle of blood from between her fingers. She continues to scream as this happens. Then as Mullen's look down on her body, the considerable shape of a bloody arm begins to pull from between her hands. The arm begins to cling to the sides of Mullen's abdomen, using it to pull itself out, revealing another arm. As Mullen screams, a voice is heard from the large-gaming wound in her abdomen. The words help us can be heard prominently. Slowly, as the wound widens, a human head resembling that of a female or its long hair is matted with blood, nearly covering her eyes as she looks straight at the camera. She continues to emerge. The petal instance screams in anguish, using her arms to push herself up against the surroundings of the wound. This causes Mullen to fall over to the ground with the added weight, causing her to scream loudly again as she continues to bleed profusely on the ground. Soon after, her head and body slowly goes limp. By this point, the newly emerged petal instance's waist can already be seen from emerging from the wound. As it screams once again, it gives one last push against the body, stopping at once the top of its hips can be seen. As blood continues to drip from its face and her hair onto the floor, it begins to speak. Oh, incomprehensible happened. I, in horror, the petal instance brings its hands up close to its face, trembling with horror as it looks at them. A strangled whisper, a strangled whimper is heard coming from it. What? What are you? Then, slowly, the petal instance turns from its hands to look at Mullen in the camera. Its bloodshot eyes can be seen in details that widens with shock. I, I, as it looks at Navara, it slowly brings its head up. As if trying to gain a bare view of Navara, it continues to tremble as it speaks. Help, the petal instance's voice is identical to that of Cassandra. A second later, it suddenly screams at the top of its lungs in agony once again as another pair of arms appear at its waist, using it as a handhold to pull itself up. As the first petal instance continues to scream, Navara shell-shocked, staggers to her feet and begins to run away. Behind her, the newly created 7000-1 instance continues to scream in excruciating pain, along with additional tearing sounds being heard as Navara gets further and further away from the scene. As she runs, she sees another blue light in front of her, illuminating a split in the hallway, which goes both left and right. As she comes up upon the intersection, Navara takes time to catch her breath, bending down and putting her hands on her knees as she does so. Her breath is shaking as she does so, indicating quiet sobbing. After a few seconds, she gets to her feet and punches the wall next to her, screaming as she releases her pent-up aggression. Fuck! She punches the wall again, fuck! She punches the wall a third time before following it up with several more. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Continuing to sob, Navara slumps against the wall, leaning her head against her arm. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm fucking sorry, Cass. She wipes away her tears and sweat with her arm, looking back at the dark hallway behind her. Fuck, fuck! Sailing one last time, Navara stands up, trying to regain her composure. She continues to shake as she does so, rarely suppressing her sobs. After a few seconds, she straightens her, looking at the intersection. A sign with the word's control room is placed on the right side. Another sign with the word's storage is seen on the left. Let's. She takes the time to breathe in again. Let's fucking finish this. Balling her fists, Navara walks forward with composure immediately turning right. A light emanating from an unseen source can be found in front of her. As she gets closer, it becomes clear that the hallway terminates into a... Which seems to have been removed from its hinges and placed again with... The light, as seen earlier, is coming from the space between the floor and the door. Walking forward with determination, the word's control room is seen on the sign above the door. The muffled sound of several voices are heard beyond... Open, open, open, goddammit, are clearly heard from within the room. Navara readies her assault rifle in both hands. Last stop. Then, with a scream of effort, she kicks the door in, bringing her rifle to the side of the room. As she does, she freezes before seeing something in front of her. In front of Navara is a large entity comprised of dozens of seemingly dead corpses in assorted limbs and heads. All centered on a hunched figure standing still at the middle of the room. Upon closer inspection, the figure, which resembles an old man, merges with all of the body parts and corpses around him, with his left arm and the entire back of its head being one of the... While the right arm rests, the side of large level protected by glass. It seems to be the only... To only be standing... Arms and legs on the bottom of the... With the legs of the figure itself seeming to hover a few centimeters off the ground. Great deals of light seep from the surrounding windows which encompass the entire circumference of the room, offering a look into the floor below. The figure watches Navara with a surprised look as she enters. Soon after, the entire mass begins to speak. A native, what are you? Each of the head makes up that make up the entity continue to speak as the central figure does, though with increasing but slight delay for the heads that are distributed further from the figure. They all speak with the same dead emotion and careful enunciation. So far, only the central figure seems to be able to make nonverbal gestures with hands. His eyebrows are knotted together in anger as he speaks. His voice is the same as the voice on the radio at... What are you doing here? Navara begins to shake with anger to end this. The figure nods his eyebrows together. End this? You have no idea how much I've done to get here. Navara tightens her grip on her rifle, moving forward in an attempt to intimidate. And so fucking have I. The figure's eyes widen before lowering to a deep scowl. Your foundation, aren't you? Just like me. Navara doesn't reply, instead staying back at the entity. What are you doing this for? Glory? Cubris? It's tone lowers. Someone you love. Navara begins to trouble more violently, with barely contained anger. She continues to tighten the grip on her fireheart. You came here for 2,000, didn't you? It moves to face her, obviously wincing in pain as it does so. It moves to cover the lever, to wipe us out, to make it so we never lived. And the figure attempts to shake its head, but cries out in pain as it does so, continues to stare down Navara. We came here to flee. We came here for another second chance. You won't stand in the way of that, no matter how it takes for me to get this fucking thing open. Navara lets out an exasperated breath, trying hard to restrain herself. Get the hell out of my way. And the entity moves forward suddenly, causing Navara to step back. You came here for nothing. It won't let me in. The figure coughs suddenly, before looking up back up at Navara. And I doubt you have the clearance to do it either. Navara doesn't reply, instead, dying back at the figure. Go back. Takes another pain step forward. Then along with the figure, the entity raises all the bodies with it, to point at the hallway behind her. Go back. Navara stays still. After a few seconds, realization dawns on the entity. You, you have it, don't you? Navara doesn't reply, attends silence and intervenes. Then with all the bodies with it screaming at once, the entity runs at Navara, swabbing at her with all arms on its body. Quickly, Navara runs to the side, causing it to strike to hit the wall. As she does so, she presses the assault rifle to her shoulder, before firing several rounds at the entity. Most make impact, causing the entity to lean to the wall for work. Several of the bodies that were stuck cease to move as it does so. The entity lets out a hacking cough, followed by the sound of splitting as it presses its hands on the wall for work. No, no, no, no. Slower than earlier, it turns to Navara, looking at, a large trail of blood is seen below its mouth. So many depend on me. So many, so many. It lumbers forward again, taking one step as it continues to glare. Its breathing is labored. I won't let you. With another loud scream, the entity moves forward to take, the entity moves to take a swipe at Navara, but not before again, creating multiple wounds on the figure's chest and on the body's close to it. It takes a step back, figure coughs again. Oh, it looks down upon itself. Blood is continuously trickling from its wounds. Oh God, then slowly it falls to the ground, leaning against the wall again. Navara lowers her assault rifle before moving to face the entity. The figure looks up at her, eyes are wide. Please don't do this. Please don't wipe us out. We, it coughs once more, hacking up blood. We deserve a second chance. Navara stares down at it. He killed billions, destroyed the world. They deserve a second chance. The figure desperately shakes its head. No, no, no, you don't understand. You don't understand. I believe I do. She turns around and moves to the large control panel room, which houses a large lever that the center is surrounded by protective glass covering. The side is a fingerprint scanner and a keypad, upon which the numbers nine, five, 10, 66 have been inputted. Quietly she presses her thumb to the scanner. Instantly the glass covering opens, exposing the lever. Please, please don't do this. Please, Navara is silent. The light from the nearby window in front of her lights up her surroundings. Trembling, she slowly places her hand on the lever. She raises her other hand to input new numbers and look outside. I beg you, the figure's voice is more composed than it was before, though it continues to tremble. What? Look outside, please. Navara turns to face it. The figure looks back at her with desperation. You'll, you'll understand. Navara looks at it wordlessly. You've won. Just please don't be this one last thing. Navara stares back at it and she quietly moves away from the lever. As she does, she's a large scene below. Within hundreds of storage units on the floor below her, many have been repurposed the living space for at least 200 7000-1 instances. Unlike before, these instances behave in a much more human continent. Speaking to each other and attempting to port up their both their arms and single pairs of legs. Blankets are seen on many of the instances with even more being freely by several instances. Lufa attack. All of them are watching the control. Some of the juvenile pedal instances, older pedal instances, comfort. Other pedal instances are seen murmuring among themselves. They continue to look up at the control room. They're the same ones. The only same ones out, the billions who came here, the rest of the ones you've been seeing, insane, waiting, feral. They said it. It coughs again, spitting out more blood. Its voice gets weaker. I'm the one at fault. I'm the one who gambled to get us here. Kill me, finish me off. It points to the direction of the outside. But please, please not them. Give them a second chance. It voice gets lower. I beg of you, please help. Both Navara and the figure turn their heads to the voice. It is heard as an echo throughout into the room, denoting the source of the voice's way, as identical to the voice of Sandra Mullen. Soon after, it is followed by several more screams which come from different voices. A quiet choke is heard from Navara. She hears the voice. Incomprehensible, need help. Incomprehensible, if there are anyone, anyone here, the figure watches Navara, pity you're seen on its face. You know, her lost her. It coughs. Yes, Navara's voice is quiet as she speaks. Then you understand. Quietly, Navara chuckles. It is mixed with suppressed sobbing. Seconds pass. The voices are heard coming further and further away before coming too far to hear. Navara is heard quietly sniffling. She is trembling. I remember the time, and Cass and I were driving here. She just fucked up, almost got us killed. Showed for 10 hours just to make it up to me. Navara looks at the entity, meeting. When I woke up, I told her, you were unlucky. You fucked up, and that was it. You don't need to atone. Her voice shakes. Navara about to cry. You just got to make up for the best of what you got. She looks down, tears falling from her eyes. I know what she meant now, doing it for them, for you. I started on this journey wanting to reset the world to make it what it was. To make it so that you never came here in the first place. She shakes her head. What, what was the date you put into the keypad? Figure's voice is almost non-existent as it speaks. Time our universe split in two when our history's changed. I wanted to do it for, for a new beginning so that the world can continue. Even if our history wasn't yours. Navara silently nods, devils again. Our histories don't have to be separate then. Turns around to face the lever again, placing her hand upon it. She looks back at the entity. You, you were just unlucky, just like Cass said. Navara grunts in pain, pressing her hand into her belly. She smiles through again and through the pain. I don't think I can forgive you for what you've done. Navara coughs, blood spurting from her mouth. She looks back at the figure. But if we can have a new beginning, let's do it together. The figure tries to smile, but is unable to. A single tear runs down its cheek. Thank you, and Navara pulls the lever. Okay, and then this document was last accessed. 1,024 years, 10 months, and three days ago. Delete, why? Yes, file deleted. Exit session, yes. Session exited. Thank you for using SCIPnet. Saved the world for them. Woo. That's gotta be the longest one so far. I believe that to be the case. That was good. That was a good, I like that. Kind of drug a bit in the middle. But it always kept me coming back. The only typo I caught was, I think, I think that right at the start of this document, I think one time it says Navara points the thing it Mullins' face, is that what that's supposed to be? Yeah, yeah, that threw me off too because Mullins obviously didn't come, I'm sorry, Navara didn't come until later. And there's actually a couple times where it says that in that first paragraph or the first couple paragraphs of that segment that you're referring to. But yeah, I mean, that's pretty good. I mean, considering how much text is here, I'm impressed that it was as cogent and well-written as it was. There was a few times where, like there's a word was repeated very closely next to it. Kind of made it sound clunky, but I can easily forget something like that considering the content. I mean, it's a good article, very good stuff. Good job, Echronach. Echronach's in the chat has been watching this go, so. Well, I appreciate you watching. Sorry that I never, I never read anything that long. Woo, that one got me, that was tough. Phew. Yeah, that was impressive, impressive article. The luck aspect, I feel like it was more of a story, story beat, like, you know, I don't know if it's, I mean, I have to go back and read the original. They, it's the info hazards, the main anomaly, but I mean, I get that the whole emotional through line was being lucky in this case. So that fits in my mind. For me, I'm just like, I mean, I've got, there's so much good things to say about this story overall, and from the emotional angles, from the conversations, from the character work, from the concept and the info hazard and everything. Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out the mechanics of the, you know, the pedals and the blossoms in relation to SCP 2000, like straightforwardly. Yeah, well, I see that at K'Nak, you've, going down like the canonic assumption, kind of like is what SCP 2000 does. And one of them is, oh yeah, it accesses time point. And I guess that's what we're going for here, is that like they're actually resetting it back or something like that, or setting the world to a configuration that it existed in at that point. I know the most common one nowadays is that it uses humans at a specific configuration. I guess it could produce pedal instances, like the whole blossom to humans. I'm not sure. Maybe at K'Nak, I can give his information. But I'm going to go and look at the discussion, see if there's an option. They were just unlucky. Here's my 7000 contest entry. It's far more than a triple word count of my previously SCP. It's such a far cry from my normal writing process to burn out on it. One of the few occasions, fair, it's a long one. Let's see, I don't see any, yeah, there's no breakdown in the, yeah, no author breakdown. But if you're still in the chat, I'd love to hear, you know, your take on the whole thing. What's your interpretation of what SCP 2000 does and how does it relate to the pedal slash blossom instance if you're still there? That was good though. What a ride. 2000, that's the world in the article. I'm both universes to move forward together from a point in the past before they diverged in a separate timeline. Yeah. Yeah, that's the one specific interpretation of SCP 2000. Yeah. Very cool. I burned out just reading that. That was an honor. I can tell you worked really hard on that. Good job. I'm checking that fundraiser now. Checking that fundraiser. If you don't want to do it for Samarian, do it for me. For that, for me reading that, I put a lot of effort into that. No, I'm just kidding. Samarian deserves the money. He recently killed by a tree. Almost was killed by a tree. The tree nearly got him. Every dollar that you give to Samarian's charity makes the tree scream. That's how it works. Absolutely. And we had, we actually, it did get him, but we had to use as fine in order to get him back. And that was a lot of money. Really would like for you to donate to that GoFundMe. Samarian will be very happy because we had to take the funds out of his bank account set. All right. We are on loosing interest by Andromedays. And I know Greg is in the chat hoping we're going to get to Miss Fortune Gorge, which is up next. So that one's you. Great. And I believe for Greg's query, that the sound on the commercials will play. So whenever we get to the little videos that are included in Miss Fortune Gorge, I can make those happen on my end. Perfect. All right. So bam, here we go. Let's get this looking good aesthetically here. There's our bar. Push it to the side. Can't push it to the side. All right. So that's the page we are set. Hello, 051. Council vote. Council vote 1379 requires your attention. Access vote. Yes. Accessing. Please view relevant file. Item number. SCP 7000. Classification level five. Top secret. Containment class. Keter. Disruption class. Amida. Risk class. Danger. Image of an SCP 7000 reality distortion event. Light refraction and blurs are common occurrences in such events. Special containment procedures. Due to the unpredictable nature of SCP 7000 occurrences, no feasible containment methods have been devised. Any research inquiries providing potential ways of stopping or reducing SCP 7000 occurrences in the universe are open for consideration. At present, no temporary or permanent solution has been discovered. Currently, all research and matters related to SCP 7000 have been overtaken by the Pathophysics Department. Description. SCP 7000 is the designation given to a series of anomalous occurrences resulting from an ongoing decrease of human levels within the universe. Currently, human levels have been decreasing or decreased by approximately 2.8% since 2059. This process appears to be accelerating with human levels expected to be halved by 2067. SCP 7000 occurrences include the following. Spontaneous destruction of objects within the universe. Only three such events have been observed, but it is theorized that these events will be more common as human levels continue to drop. Events labeled as reality distortions. These events occur randomly and cause the restructuring of matter within an area into unrecognizable forms. The matter within the area affected evaporates after a random number of days without leaving traces. The first SCP 7000 occurrences were observed in September of 2059, shortly before the discovery of decreasing human levels. The studies have said occurrences were followed by the discovery of pathophysical transmissions which led to the creation of the Pathophysics Department. This department is currently in authority over all research and matters pertaining to SCP 7000. Addendum 1. Context. The following is a briefing from Dr. Michael Cygnus regarding Pathophysics and its relevance to SCP 7000. Dr. Cygnus is currently assigned as a lead researcher for SCP 7000 and is a significant entity within the Pathophysics Department. Date, November 17, 2059. Fiction, Us and Armageddon by Dr. Michael Cygnus. I do not like summarized science. Not with the foundation or anywhere else. It misleads one to think they know the complete picture of something when they only have a starting point to a vast and complicated network of knowledge. But I suppose vast and complex is a good place to start with Pathophysics, as our research has shown that relations between universes go far beyond anything you could have guessed. Well, we, yes, me, and anyone reading or hearing this, are creations of fiction. The fiction from a pathophysical universe. Someone or something in the universe we have designated as U7K is thinking up stories and scenarios in what they deem a fictional universe, that fictional universe being ours. These enter our universe in the form of pathophysical transmissions via inter-universal windows. Footnote. Inter-universal windows are transverses between two universes. It is theorized that these exist for pathophysical transmissions to enter through and are otherwise not a reliable way of accessing U7K. We've only ever observed one of these, which is located 1.5 million kilometers from Earth. So what does this all mean for us? And what can it teach us about SCP-7000? For starters, we estimate that 85% of actions and events result both directly and indirectly from pathophysical transmissions. Footnote. Indirect pathophysical events result from direct pathophysical events, or events directly created by the Pasifit school entity. Indirect events are far more abundant in the universe than direct events. It is theorized that indirect events are the consequence of vague or poorly defined points or ideas made by the pathophysical entity and chaos theorem. As for the other 15%, they result from the universe we thought we knew. From our studies, we have determined the foundation and its anomalies are the focus of these pathophysical transmissions. Thus, we can assume the same for SCP-7000. Unfortunately, we have not been able to determine much else as of now. All I can say is that whatever entity is transmitting us is probably trying to draft the apocalypse. It is in my and my team's best interest to find a solution for SCP-7000 and the ongoing decrease in human levels. What that solution will be, I don't know. But we need to try. It may seem hopeless, even how little time we have to think of something before the public getting note of the SCP-7000. However, all that matters is that we haven't run out of time yet. So what we need to do is get to work and try to evade our demise. Addendum 2, initial message exchange. On December 9th, 2059, to O5 Command SCP-7000 team from O5-1 at SkipNet. Subject, SCP-7000. Greetings. Reality is disintegrating. Worlds are becoming twisted while others are being destroyed. I know it may seem normal to have the apocalypse around the corner, but the apocalypse as we evade usually don't melt away the universe. As O5 Council members, we cannot directly interact with the anomalous. Therefore, this message is also for our team working on SCP-7000. Our incredibly successful Pathophysics Department has stated that the decrease in human levels is a result of pathophysical transmissions, which means someone is writing or thinking about it in some degree. Yes, we are in a story. You probably know this already anyway. However, we cannot let this hinder us from finding a solution. We have evaded destruction in the past, and I am confident this will be no exception. If any of you come up with ideas on what course of action to take, please respond to this message with your input. December 12th, or sorry, December 13th, 2059, to O5 Command, SCP-7000 team, from Jack Bright at SkipNet, Subject, Re-SCP-7000. If I understand this correctly, we are the result of someone thinking or writing in another universe? As such, er, writing in another universe. As such, here is my proposal. If we are being thought and written of, this must be a story. Its plot could be that reality is melting away, we try to stop it without success, but at the climax, it ends somehow. After that, humanity resumes its normalcy, if not something extraordinary. Essentially, my thought is that every story has a happy ending. So perhaps we keep doing what we do when everything will end well. Dr. Bright. December 14th, 2059, to Jack Bright at SkipNet, from O5-1 at SkipNet. Subject, regarding SCP-7000. Your proposal is denied. While I can see the logic behind your thinking, we cannot make assumptions. We don't know who or what is responsible for our actions, but there is no guarantee that a satisfactory ending for them is the same as one for us. Even if not doing anything ends with a solution later, we need a solution sooner. Later means more chances for potentially catastrophic consequences. O5-1. December 17th, 2059, to O5 Command and the 7000 team, from O5-12. Regarding SCP-7000, I think we should further our research into the pathophysical, not with the transmissions, but with the library. The dimension that has all the collective knowledge we know and don't know. Surely an answer has to be, surely an answer has to lie there. If acknowledging that we lack a reliable way to access the library, perhaps we could set aside our differences with the Serpent's Hand. They must know what's happening, and understand the seriousness of it. If we cannot come to terms, we'll commence raids of their sites. O5-12. December 18th, 2059, to O5-12, from Tilda Moose, regarding SCP-7000. The Serpent's Hand is very aware of what is happening. However, they won't be beneficial to us. Ever since the 7000 occurrences began, Serpent's Hand activity has decreased on a global scale. Considering that I was once part of them, and I remember their ways, they are likely leaving because of the current situation. Indeed, we don't have a reliable way to access the library. And even if we did, the vastness of the shelves would hinder effective searches for useful material. Director Moose. December 18th, 2059, command SCP-7000 team, Michael Cygnus, regarding SCP-7000. We need to stop guessing about how to solve this issue immediately. We are actively wasting time by sharing suggestions that won't work. Even if reality melting away takes years, and counting every hour. O5's, I'm going to ask you to abstain from this for now, while me and the team come up with a solution. At this time, we only need you when we need your approval. After all, we are the ones interacting with the objects in the boxes. While most of your research is still work in progress, we have made some breakthroughs. The pedophysical transmissions are tangible, meaning we can harness them to an extent. Of course, we will have to utilize some of our most advanced tech, and Thomeo objects, which makes this ambiguous. However, maybe, just maybe if we're lucky, we can figure something out with the transmissions themselves. I already have a couple of ideas. Dr. Segnus. December 19th, 2059. To Michael Segnus, from Tale to Moose, regarding 7000. The fact that we're using the word lucky is concerning. Like O5-1 already said, we cannot depend on assumptions, and neither can we depend on luck. What are the odds of us failing? Director Moose. December 19th, 2059. To Tale to Moose, from Michael Segnus, regarding 7000. I am genuinely confident we'll figure something out. However, we must accept that we need luck on our side. Every day, the universe has rolled their dice continuously to decide what happens down to the subatomic world. We need to hope that those dice roll in our favor. I know these are words we despise hearing in the foundation, but in reality, we all depend on luck and hope, as do our universe. Dr. Segnus. Addendum 3. Project Reverse. March 29th, 2060. Making Us Pataphysical, by Dr. Michael Segnus. Image of the PTCM's Pataphysical Transmission Container. Considering the nature of this situation at hand, it would be an understatement to say that we need to get creative. After working our magic at the Pataphysics Department, we constructed a more reliable version of our prototype devices, designed to capture pataphysical transmissions. The Pataphysical Transmission Concentrator and Manipulator, or the PTCM. With the PTCM, we could capture pataphysical transmissions. From there, we can manipulate and use the transmissions to our will, which will be needed for Project Reverse. Our plan is to create stories about authors hindering themselves from writing about SCP-7000 and apocalyptic scenarios, or something of that sort. Through its manipulation systems, we convert our stories into pataphysical transmissions via the PICTUM and beam-said transmissions into U7K. The hope is that this will prevent the entity from continuing to write and think about us in their current manner. Essentially, we, the characters, want to create. Admittedly, this project is complicated and arouses doubt. However, as I've reiterated, we must try anything. We cannot let complications or doubts hinder us. The more we try, the greater the chance is of us finding a solution. The following is a documentation of stories used for Project Reverse. Creator Dr. Seignis. Summary. Story consistent of an author specializing in writing stories without satisfactory endings. Author decides to make an exception for the story where they are currently writing and finishes the story with a desirable ending. The author is not interested in writing about destructive consequences and redirects the plot to rehabilitate the universe. Comments. Simple. Sums up well. It should be encouraging for whoever is our creator. Dr. Seignis. Dr. Bright. Story consistent of an author specializing in writing and finishes the story with a desirable ending. There are countless apocalypses that are draft up. Just make an exception for us, please. And hope that our universe isn't the only one they're controlling. Dr. Bright. Oh, no! No! Dr. Robert Scranton. Which Robert Scranton are you? A lead designer of the Pictum. A series of science fiction tales describing a universe which has evaded cessation. Civilizations within the universe are seeking to improve living conditions and vital cooperation, which are described as being poor prior to the evaded cessation. I'm not talking to you. If we can overcome this, perhaps we could learn to settle our differences and seek to become a better society. Scranton. On April 17th, 2060, all three of these stories were transmitted into U7K. Analysis indicates that the transmission successfully entered U7K. On May 14th, 2060, a SCP-7000 reality distortion event occurred near Nomegan Uzbekistan. This occurred in close proximity with civilian housing and became the most difficult SCP-7000 occurrence to cover up. The following note was provided by Dr. Seigness. Nine hours after the occurrence. May 15th, 2059 205 Command and the 7000 team from Michael Seigness subject project reverse. Well, unless the entity is slow to react, I'm calling this a failure. Before we give a poll, I must mention that we made some intriguing discoveries during project reverse. Our access to U7K is more reliable than what we speculated, which could become useful for future projects. Additionally, a discovery with the pathophysics department made is that all pathophysical transmissions have become 6% less intensive since we started observing them last year. Dr. Seigness. Addendum. Project Ogle. June 26th, 2060. Pocket Dimensions and 7000 by Dr. Michael Seigness. The decision to observe other pocket dimensions to see if they were affected by SCP-7000 was a suggestion by Dr. Tilda Moose following her reports about the Serpent Sand leaving our universe for the library. These pocket dimensions are products of pathophysical transmission since they are under foundation interest. Project Ogle focuses on traveling to pocket dimensions attached to art and universe to observe the effects of decreasing human levels there. Perhaps if we are lucky, someone from one of them may preside insight on a solution. The following is a collection of logs acquired from the two most significant Project Ogle explorations. Land of the unnameable folk. Image of SCP-7000 occurrences within the forest beyond worlds. Which, that's just green text. These aren't links. These are just colored. Oh, here we go. Taboo is the Wood Without Monarchers. A single team was dispatched into the Wood Without Monarchers per protocol for a standard exploration. Large numbers of SCP-7000 occurrences had distorted sections of the grove beyond the well with some causing difficulties in exploration as they overlap with the only path out of the Nameless Realm. The exploration team noted the absence of native entities during the exploration. The following is a journal page recovered from the exploration previously owned by a native entity. It is noted that the journal denotes a name to the trees which cannot be worded which have been expunged per protocol. Currently, all safety protocols referring to the wilderness which shall not be named remain essential. I thought the war was the last trouble we'd ever see but all these unexplained events are worse than anything we could ever imagine. Countless of my people are dead including most of my family. People are attempting to leave but I don't see any chance of safety in this. I feel like my body is barely intact and is falling apart. It feels as if a weak hit would disintegrate me. I am beyond hopeless. I remember the first time I was told about our absence of names. How we could not designate this by name. However, here I am doing so. I only noticed when someone tried putting it to the test yesterday. Something's not right. Whatever is causing this may be giving us our names back. But what good are those if we're all dying? I recall my family telling me about how one should hold on to something they enjoyed even if they lost interest in it. They said everything I used to enjoy still had treasure in it and losing it causes regret and disaster. I don't know what they meant by that but the only thing I enjoy are these and I will not lose interest in them and they get not until I'm next to die. They're my only home after all. Corbinic. Six members of Mobile Task Force Omega-16 were dispatched into SCP-2922-C. Communication with the team remained unstable throughout their exploration, indicating an error with SCP-2922. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Mobile Task Member Omega-16 maintained communication throughout the exploration with communication exchanges being logged below. L1 Director, hello. We're here in the desert. I read you, Dune. What does the area look like? How it usually does. Green sky, dim light, cold wind. Although the moons in the sky appear off. They have swirls and twists on them. Understood. Call me when you reach it. Understood, Director. We're... And we'll... Director, we've arrived at the valley. In case you're wondering, we don't feel starved or dehydrated. Copy that. What do you see? The valley is... Looks like the faces of the moons. All twisted and disordered. The slopes of mountains, too. And there's not a soul in any direction we're looking. Hey, can you see the Bogle Mountain? I need you to ascend the mountain next to it. The one with the three-faced tree? Yes. Get to the top of it. Call back when you've summoned it or encounter anything noteworthy. Roger, but... Call terminates abruptly. L3 Director, we encountered the tree. But only one of its faces appeared alive, however. The other two were gone. Understood. Did you ask it anything? Yes. We asked if it knew about the anomalies. It told us it hadn't been visited for a long time and that it'd forgotten much. It claimed that the land was being forgotten. I... I don't know what that meant. Understood. Well, assuming the face was the truthful one, we're at least getting something. On a different note, our communication with you is rather unreliable. We've noticed ourselves. My last call ended before I hung up. So that is what we did. At least I can still rely on you. What's next? We need to see if the initiative is still active. Please explore until you encounter anything relevant to them. Your connection is getting choppy again. Three moons initiative to be clear. L4 Director, do you read me? I read you do. We passed the marble hall and it was surprisingly calm. No chaos like there is usually. Just a lot of destruction. Have you found anything related to the three moons like we told you to? Yes, or what's left of them? Saw a couple of figures walking down the coast of the sea and talked with them. And what did they tell you? I think... Call terminates abruptly. The following is a voice message received from Janet Spiegel's SCP-2922 channel on this... on July 10th, 2060. Janet Spiegel, footnote. The first explorer of SCP-2922, C. Hello, Foundation. Remember me? I'm the person who helped you discover this place. I have still not overcome what you did to me, you cowards. But it doesn't matter now, does it? We know what is happening as much as you do. Since it is a result of the pedophysical, not even the afterlife will survive. We've tried reaching the alternate universe after we started collapsing because of the occurrences. None of our drones ever returned, nor ever transmitted anything. Our people continue to suffer as the occurrences destroyed our cities and environments, and we burn more resources trying to stop it. You cannot rely on us to save you as we've tried, because we are just as helpless as you. All the entities we've communicated with claim that the land is being forgotten. I don't know what it means, but I don't see any sign of the destruction stopping. All I can say is this... We who've reached the final test are all set to die again. July 12th, 2060. Two O5 command from Tilda Moose. Subject, SCPs. Greetings. As of me writing this, several anomalies at Site-19 are displaying strange behavior. Others are losing their anomalous properties altogether. While there are more anomalies affected by the latter, it is better to be safe than sorry. I would like to ask the O5s to request the Mobile Task Force in proximity with Site-19 to be on high alert for containment breaches. Director Moose. July 12th, 2060. Two tell to Moose from O5-1 regarding the SCPs. This is the fifth report O5 has received about anomalies behaving abnormally or neutralizing themselves. Several Site Directors have reported anomalies being spontaneously destroyed. As such, you are not alone. Despite everything we need to keep tabs on, O5 will hold a meeting about the situation. In the meantime, we'll alert Mobile Task Forces about the situation. O5-1. July 12th, 2060. Two O5 command in the 7000 team from Michael Cygnus. Subject, meeting. Greetings. Initially, I planned to show a proposal for our next project in this mail. This was to retry what Three Moons Initiative was doing, which was to send something into U-7K to get direct observation on the source of the petaphysical transmissions. However, this new trend of our anomalies being changed or destroyed is notable, as it cannot be coincidental with the observation we made during Project Olga. As I've mentioned before, we the Foundation and our anomalies are the focus of the petaphysical transmissions. The note we recovered from the first exploration gave a name to, well, you know. Also, SCP-2922 kept malfunctioning during our exploration of Korbenek. What I'm saying is that even the anomalies we are not directly containing are being affected. I would like to state something else in this message as I'm typing. I think this needs to be a group effort. It ought to be one anyway. We the Foundation need to learn to set aside differences when situations get serious. I would like all 5s to organize a meeting with significant groups of interest, if possible. We need to gain insight into this situation from their perspective. Dr. Segnis. On July 15th, 2060, the O5 Council agreed to organize a meeting with groups of interest willing to attend. The meeting was held on July 25th, 2060 at site 14. The day before the meeting, the following note was found in Dr. Segnis' office. Oh, no. Addendum 5. GOI Meeting 438. July 25th, 2060, Group of Interest Meeting 438, transcribed. Meeting Summary. Meeting held between the Foundation, the Global Occult Coalition, the Horizon Initiative, and the Church of the Broken God, regarding SCP-7000. Representatives, O513. Dr. Michael Segnis. Psyguns. Dr. Michael Psyguns, I like that. Pew, pew, pew! Foundation, Adrian Frederick Karlheinz, the GOC, Catherine Fitzerovia, Church of the Broken God, the Horizon Initiative. Karlheinz. Look at this. The Foundation, who takes pride off containing the destructive, has failed and now asks us for help. We did not bring you here to... Oh, O513, did I do a high voice frame? I think I did a high voice frame. We did not bring you here to bicker. Our situation is serious and we need to remain competent. What is your input, Fitzerovia? I'm afraid I have to occur with the GOC. You tried to bring humanity together for centuries. You tried to bring humanity together for centuries. You tried to bring civilization to levels never imagined before. You tried to bring civilization to levels never imagined before. And all the foundation is done is hindered our efforts for the sake of preserving this pity thing called normalcy. And directing their research towards containing the bizarre instead of researching methods of preventing the apocalypse countless times over. Stop. Recognize the situation. We need to settle our differences now and find a solution. That is what the foundation told us. Thank you, Dworkin. Now everyone, please sit down. Can I be sure this guy won't shoot me the first time? Can I be sure this guy won't shoot me the first chance he gets given our relations? Fitzerovia points it, Dworkin. This meeting is secure. No one here has weapons. Now let's get to business. O513 looks through her papers. It's becoming less real. I'm sure you're all aware of that. The consequences are already troublesome and are set to become more severe. And it is all because of our story. We bring you here to share each other's perspectives and come up with potential solutions for the issue. Well our solution is to put more pressure on us to rebuild McCain. Our progress with collecting parts has been increasing in the past few decades. McCain will, I apologize for cutting you off, but I wouldn't focus on gods for this. Only within our universe and its dimensions. And Pataphysical has authority over all that. Are you sure about that? Think about the technical advantages McCain will gift us. We don't know if we can get advantages over the entity creating us. Besides, we already tried technological solutions without success. Maybe you didn't try hard enough. How about destroying the entity? Actually, we are working on a project to send a probe into the Pataphysical universe to get observations on this entity. But, as far as we're concerned, creating all the nuclear bombs and mass destruction weapons we can is dumb and short-sighted. That's not us. I know that's how the foundation views the GOC, but let me throw in the Horizon Initiative's two cents. We concur with Fitzrovia. In that our faith is what we are relying on to get us through this. I thought we made it clear that our gods won't be useful and that they are within the boundaries of Pataphysical creation. Faith isn't something with borders and we are staying on our path. We'll agree with whatever plan is decided on. The problem is that we don't have a plan right now. May I ask now, what efforts have you made in an attempt to stop the destruction of reality? Five-second period of silence occurs. We tried removing the distortions and didn't work. Well, of course not. They dissolved by themselves after some time. At least we tried. And what have you done? Tried rebuilding your god like you have for centuries? Which is a better course of action than doing something that is essentially nothing. Nothing! You're the one who has wasted time rebuilding a useless deity. How dare you blasphemy McCain! Stop! We cannot continue this behavior. By the sounds of it, no one here has put enough serious effort into hindering the loss of reality for SCP-7000. We at the Foundation have done research into the path of physical transmissions, gathered information on the situation and made attempts to stop all this. And what have you found? Intriguing discoveries. Among others, we noticed that the transmissions have become less intensive. We already know how that works. What about fixing? Dr. Seigness emerges from his seat in the right corner of the room. Mind if I say something? I thought I told you I would do the talking, but you don't know everything and I have something that needs addressing. Dr. Seigness lays us out of papers on the table. Our ideas for preventing a total reality collapse have all been based on one assumption. That we are in a story and our author is writing the apocalypse. This apocalypse comes in the form of human levels dropping and the occurrence of SCP-7000 as a result. Almost recent studies of the transmissions and data gathered from Project Ogil suggest a concerning new reality. What's that? We are fading away from the entity as it thinks less and less about us. What are you talking about, Seigness? Most of us can only hold on to interests for limited periods of time. This also looks to be the case for the entity. Could you describe what your most recent studies are? The data gathered from the anomalies within pocket dimensions visited during Project Ogil follow the theme of forgetting or losing interest. Well, it may not be our most reliable data considering how little we trust those anomalies. Something I can confirm is that pedophysical transmissions are getting less intensive. The percentage of reality they contribute to is decreasing. And what does that mean for us? Nothing good. What exactly? We are not living in an apocalyptic story. We are living at the end of our story's timeline. We are on the last chapter. Without the author even knowing or caring. Five seconds of silence, Kurt. What do you mean? The author is losing interest in our universe. The author is forgetting about our story and is moving on from us. In a few years, as the interest in the anomalies and the foundation grows weaker, our universe will continue to become less real. But you said that pedophysical transmissions are contributing less to reality. What if the small part of the universe is controlled by itself will replace the fewer transmissions? I wish it were that way. But judging by our situation, it appears that the replacement for the missing is nothing. Just a vleed. In 15% of reality, which won't be able to sustain us, six seconds of silence occurs. Well, fuck. Addendum 6, Pickdom Update September 15, 2060, SCP-7000 team getting an email from Robert Scranton. Subject, Pickdom. Greetings, Joel. Some major breakthroughs have been made. We recently completed the construction of a highly advanced pedophysical transmission sensors, which are able to detect pedophysical transmissions and their consequences in a given area. In other words, we can now discern the 15% of reality which is unaffected by transmissions. Any thoughts on this being useful? September 15, 2060, to Robert Scranton from Michael Cygnus. Subject, regarding Pickdom. Pickdom. That was too much. That was too thick even for my bad accent. That was actually greed. I think the Pickdom may become useful again for our next projects. I'm still on the come-down from our meeting back in July, so I haven't given them enough thought. Dr. Cygnus. Addendum 7, Final O5 Ruling March 21, 2061. Ending our story by Dr. Michael Cygnus. After more time and effort and use of the foundation we've gathered over the past year, the foundation has pushed forward three proposals for fixing the CP7000 and the loss of our reality. It's now up to the O5s to vote on what is best. Despite me being initially hesitant to have input from them, I say they followed our developments for enough time to make crucial decisions. They still govern the foundation's decision making after all. All three of the proposals involve the Pickdom. And I wish I could say that they are all carefully planned out. In actuality they fall more into the category of so absurd they just might work. Project Set Free This project intends to close the window to U7K and cut off pathophysical transmissions altogether via the use of still existing antokinetic anomalies. This, in theory, will separate our universe from the pathophysical universe. This is the one I'm least in favor of considering that the less intensive transmissions are the problem. It also goes off the assumption that the pathophysical transmissions come to our universe long after it was created and began dictating occurrences within it. It is uncertain if that is the case but what isn't at this point. Project Action This is a rework of project reverse. It uses a similar method but on a larger scale. Its intention is to motivate our author to write and think about us again. As the foundation and the anomalous have been the primary focus of the story, we need to go beyond an organization that locks objects into boxes, and prevents others from getting to them. This is again going off an assumption which is that author began losing interest in us because of our monotonous ways. Project Change Finally, there is the plan I've been the head of developing. Project Change We've only shared its details with the O5s and this is by far the one they are most skeptical about. One of them even called it completely nonsensical. Never thought I'd hear the O5s diss our work like that. Well, I do understand their skepticism in that it seems to be a dead end. There is a careful thought behind it. As such, this is the one I've helped for. Regardless of my bias, it is for the O5s to decide and they have to decide soon. The SCP-7000 occurrences are becoming more frequent by the month and harder to cover up. There were already drafts for a BM broken masquerade scenario where we lift the veil and expose ourselves. As tired and burnt out as I am which is expected given how straining conducting research at the department is, I have not lost myself. I am both confident and hopeful in our organization. This is more true than ever now. Considering we have these three projects and maybe just maybe if we're lucky we choose the happy ending. Please select your desired proposal for resolving SCP-7000. You have to make one of three choices. Oh lord. Take a big sip. Alright, do these actually offset one? Oh lord. Okay, offset one. Offset two. Offset three. So there are three choices here. Oh yeah, they're full articles. Full offsets. Oh boy, alright. Well, of those options I feel like doing them in order is the right choice. I think that will give us a progression. Or maybe it's truly choose your own adventure. Let me open these in separate tabs. Boom. Boom. Alright, so given I would vote with Cygnus as personally, so that's going to be my canon ending if there's a canon ending. I'm putting that out there now. So change is my canon ending, but let's check them all. Project Sit Free is successful. Item number, SCP-7000. Classification level one, unrestricted. Containment class, esoteric. Secondary class, apollyon. Disruption class, amida. Risk class, critical. Special containment procedures. Containment of SCP-7000 has been declared a failure. Due to the rapid deterioration of the universe and the imminent annihilation of humanity, no further efforts of stopping or slowing SCP-7000 are being considered. Description. SCP-7000 is the designation given in the ongoing deterioration of the universe resulting from decreasing human levels. SCP-7000 is expected to cause a ZK class reality failure within the next week. While the presence of SCP-7000 was discovered in 2059, the catalyst for accelerated deterioration is the result of Foundation-Initiated Project Sit Free. This plan was initiated with the intent to eliminate all pathophysical connections to alternate universe UK-U7K at RecordingK6152.net Why am I even writing this? Nearly everyone is dead and anyone still out there will be gone soon. Oh, why am I even writing this? Nearly everyone is dead. Anyone who's still out there will be gone soon. The stars in the sky are turning their lights out. I am Dr. Michael Segnus level 4 researcher. I tried. I thought I knew what I was doing. I hoped they would make the right choice. I was confident. But soon, we're gone. The walls of the room around me look like they were photographed at the focus. Others look like they're melting. Objects are floating and becoming more distorted. Objects are floating and becoming more distorted. I feel so cold, but also warm at the same time. I don't feel good. I guess this is it. My arms are dissolving as I'm speaking. Blood is clogging up my vocal cords and getting everywhere as I speak. My all-heal tank is falling to itself. I'm disintegrating. I've never had the chance to say goodbye to close ones. The probably gone anyways. But no, that I love you all. Please just violent coughing and gagging occurs. Splattering and gagging noises. Error. Software has been corrupted. Lockout initiated. Hardware failure detected. Shutting down. So, set free was not fun. Let's try this again. Stop. Project Action. Addendum 8. Project Action. On the 5th, on the 1st of May, 2061, a major SCP-7000 reality distortion event occurred in Central Medellin, Colombia. The event destroyed nearly 50 buildings and resulted in the death of 647 individuals. Within hours, news of the occurrence reached a global scale, despite foundation efforts to impede the spread. With this veil failure, a broken masquerade scenario was initiated, giving the public general knowledge of the foundation. Following the passing of vote 1379, the foundation initiated Project Action. The initiative proved difficult, however, as it was accompanied by surges in panic and chaos on a global scale, following the lifting of the veil. Foundation efforts to impede the situation proved unsuccessful. May 23rd, 2061, 0513 meeting transcript, meeting summary, meeting held between 0513 and Dr. Seignis. You voted for this course of action. And what has it done? Only sparked chaos. Please remain civil if you wish to converse. You accept someone to be civil in these circumstances. Things take time. If anything, this is good, as chaos is what encourages creativity. Have you gone insane? Our objective would be to protect the people and now we're harming them. Harminging them. We're harminging them. The stocks are tanking because people don't want to work for what they think are corrupt governments. Violent riots are taking lives as we speak. We are falling into complete anarchy. We needed a solution that considered the welfare of the people. Not this! It's for the greater good. While, yes, this may not have been according to our initial plan, we have tried to mitigate these facts. Perhaps it's not necessary. And we encourage the entity to think about chaos. Next thing you know, the draft of the next global conflict. Is that the greater good? Those events are a better outcome than a loss of reality, though. Fictional conflicts are not usually resolved through diplomacy. I know I've reiterated time and time again that we do not know this entity's preferred fiction, but it does not make a difference when the world is ending. Look! We've yet to see if this works. The Path of Physics department is still tasked with observing the transmissions. We draw better conclusions with those. All while violating our ethos. Wasn't the objective of the foundation to make the public feel safe? Telling them that there are entities and objects that could end the world if one thing goes wrong isn't exactly comforting. The O5s even addressed that the veil would never be broken unless it failed or we became desperate. Isn't that our situation? Well, we still don't think we needed to be so drastic. I'm gonna run to the bathroom real quick. Keep going. I'll keep running. On May 31st, 2061, a measurement of pedophysical transmission intensity was taken. The final measurement indicated that the pedophysical transmissions were regaining strength. Further research indicated that Hume levels were increasing, which ultimately led to less SCP-7000 occurrences. June 2nd, 2061, dystopia ending by Dr. Michael Cygnus. I've read several novels where the world they're set in is saved, but it ends badly for the characters. I'm now concerned this is how this story ends. We may have solved the issue with losing reality. The Hume levels are increasing again. And the SCP-7000 occurrences are becoming less frequent. We may have regained the interest of the entity, but not in the right way. Geopolitical tensions are increasing everywhere. The economy is headed for an old-time low. Trade has halted as people refuse to work for nations they don't trust. Governments are trying to pin the economic crisis on each other, despite being completely aware of the one's hidden foundation. This reaction to the foundation going public was far worse than I would have imagined. The disruption among people is still getting worse. And everyone feels insecure. I'd be lying if I said I didn't agree. With all this chaos, the world feels like a pile of dry wood and lighter fluid. Just waiting for a spark. If I had to guess, the author is getting ready to strike a match. During the rest of 2061, several wars broke out between nations following diplomatic failures. The casualties resulting from this war exceeded that of any previous conflicts, resulting in the deaths of over 70 million people between June and December. As the conflicts continued into 2062, desperation grew on all fronts due to the resource scarcity. Belligerents with access to nuclear weapons began considering the usage of such weaponry. File update December 19, 2074 Recording K13.net Hello. I am Michael Segnis. This is my first time using our terminals in over 10 years. The world has warmed up and it is at least safer for exploration. Civilization is mostly destroyed, only being held up by people like us. It's actually somewhat peaceful. My group decided we should venture to the place where the pitcom was and here we are. And luckily for us, the facilities backup power generator was still intact and not ready to activate. Since there says nothing on this file about what came of project action, I'll summarize. In March of 2062, the North American Federation had depleted up to 97% of their military resources in both the Pacific and European fronts. What little was left of the government decided there was no other option and launched nuclear strikes on several cities belonging or occupied by other global superpowers. The next day, Helsinki, Ankara, Tehran, Taipei and countless other countries, cities were incinerated. A day later, however, the Federation was no more. But neither were most other nations. Me and the group I've made have been trying to locate the overseers who had their own plan of civilization went to shit. I don't know what that plan was, but I don't think involved getting into space shuttles, so they're out there somewhere. I would say it's odd we were alive, but I already know why. When we activated the sensors to view the pathophysical transmissions, I saw them on the monitor. We were covered in them like a rain falling onto and running off of us. We were covered in them like a rain falling onto and running off of us. I wish we had applied harder pressure on them to choose our proposal. I know I don't like seeing myself as superior, but I had repeatedly warned for the potential consequences of the first two proposals. And unfortunately, I was right. We may have evaded the loss of reality and regained the interest of the author. However, it came at the price of billions of lives. Lives that didn't need to be ended. There is no doubt that those I still have close are part of that price. And all because the council thought that the easier wrong seemed better than the harder right. I think this will be the last log for now. But now you, if anyone is reading this, know we're still here in a world controlled by an author who is content with writing about people trying to survive in a post-apocalyptic world. Right On to the third offset. Vote for project to resolve SCP-7000? Project Change is the winner. And we were the deciding vote. Coincidentally, Project Change is the designation given to a project designed by the Pathophysics Department to resolve SCP-7000 and the decrease in human levels. Project Change involved the transferring of the pitcum into a construct designated as the conceptual reality projector, or CROSP. The CROSP consists of a large rhombus structure, silver in coloration. Its construction commenced prior to council vote 1379 as an expression of demand from the Pathophysics Department. Construction of the CROSP was done under observation of Pathophysical Transmission Sensors to ensure a no-pathophysical transmission to ensure no-pathophysical transmission interfered with its creation. On July 17, 2061, the CROSP was deployed near the inter-universal window located near Earth. The only individuals within the CROSP were Dr. Michael Seigness and O5-1. The final procedure for Project Luck was recorded via a camera via camera, the log of which is below. October 17, 2061 O5-1 moves about the interior of the CROSP. The interior visually resembles a casino with slot machines lined against the walls and tables located in the center. Several flower pots containing four-leaf clovers are situated on the tables. Several horseshoes are hung up on the walls. The carpet is embroidered with numbers and symbols commonly affiliated with Luck. Dr. Seigness is seated at one of the tables typing on a computer. O5-1 approaches Dr. Seigness. How is that coming along Dr. Seigness? You're right on time for rescue. The procedure is soon ready. The only shame we should have on ourselves right now is that we didn't think of this sooner. Well, it takes some serious brain power to invent something like this. You'd think so. You're an overseer. You should know this. I've been around for over 200 years now and no, the prevention of aging does not prevent one's mind from becoming numb. No, not that. As an O5 member, you should know that the foundation has the brightest mind civilization has ever seen. Hell, weren't you one of us at one point? Honestly, I've been striding about this conceptual room or whatever you called it for too many months now. I hardly even remember if this is what I voted for. What you voted for was something far better than your other two options. Those were never reliable. Why is that? Most of the O5s are skeptical over this. Why? Because it's tempting to choose the seemingly better wrong than the confusing doubt-inducing right. And why is this right? Dr. Seigne stands up. The bitcom is still capturing pedophysical transmissions. We've successfully manipulated a portion of said transmissions to turn what I've been writing into a reality. That reality is the room we are in now. All contained inside the cross. And why is it a room for gambling? The casino serves no actual function. It's little more than a theme cosmetic. Theme? No. Theme. What do you mean? Four seconds of silence occur. Overseer. Do you know what is the primary driving force of events across all universes? What had driven us to this very point? Time. Not quite. Time does feed it, though. Please state, I don't like guessing games. Look. Luck. What do you mean by luck? Every day, the universes rolled their dice to decide what happens down to the somatonic world. Us discovering that our author was losing interest in us was because of luck. Our author bringing us into existence in the first place is because of luck. The fact that the author exists is because of luck. The fact that life exists in all the universes to perceive their beauty is because of luck. But, you've always talked about probability theory. There should be news. The difference here being that you've evaded destruction. I know the O5s had serious doubts that this would work out. The other two proposals were so much more comprehensible. What had pressured you was that we'd already started working on it. We were lucky that project luck won the vote by one. What would happen if it didn't? Well, we don't live in an alternate timeline. But both I and most of the pedophysics of the first two proposals. Sure, they seem more reasonable, but we're built on speculation. What we've done here was free of speculation. But that doesn't, still doesn't explain how this conceptual casino will help us. What even is this conceptual reality you've created? As I said, luck has been our best friend. We need to get lucky in order for our author to think and write about us again. The script I projected into the cross is about luck and how it has helped us and how we need it for this project. Put simply, this conceptual reality is our luck in tangible form. O5-1 looks around the room for a few seconds before looking back at Dr. Seignas. Once I release our luck into U7K through that inter-universal window, we're done. Well, I can only hope it works. Like I said, my mind has become too worn out to properly comprehend all this. Perhaps it's for the best I don't interact with our boxes anymore. Well, there is only one way to find out. But hope isn't necessary because this is going to work. Dr. Seignas knocks his head. Come, O5-1. I think it's time. The procedure is ready. O5-1 and Dr. Seignas approaches a transparent section of the right wall from the camera. The inter-universal window comes into view outside. Within the window, the view of a computer keyboard comes into view. An unidentified human figure can be seen typing at the keyboard. Is that the entity? Yes. Who are they? Who knows. Perhaps as best as us, the character is not to know that. Now, let's save the universe. Dr. Seignas returns to his computer and hits a key. The room becomes distorting and moves towards the transparent section of the wall. As it passes through the wall, it turns purple and unrecognizable from the original room. The purple flow could be seen entering into the inter-universal window. After two minutes, a black void emerges in place of the room. Only the transparent section of the wall, O5-1 and Dr. Seignas and Dr. Seignas's computer are visible. Within the universal window, the figure opens a new tab on its computer. It opens to a page with a black and red header with the SCP Foundation logo on the left. The reaction from the figure indicates that this action was accidental. The figure does not close the tab and instead begins to browse the open site. This is us! The figure creates another tab and opens up a page containing what resembles a standard SCP document. The figure sits still at the computer for several minutes before it nods its head. It soon begins typing at the document. Is that... No, no. Is that... Hold on, let me check the pitcom. Dr. Seignas types it at his computer for a few seconds. He still stands up out of excitement. Oh my... Eureka! Is it working? The pathophysical transmissions are increasing in the density. The human levels are rising! You can view all that just from the desktop. Yes, it definitely puts strain on it, but that doesn't matter now. We've done it. The apocalypse Well, I guess you were right. What do we do now? I congratulate you. For what? For choosing the happy ending. Hmm. What did you think? Ah, this pathophysical head three times up your ass bullshit is my jam. This is what I'm all about all the time. Absolutely. I wonder why it's... It hasn't gone high. Well written. Is it like the people just like a verse to... I think it's... I think it's good. I think it's definitely a more readable pathophysical in terms of like approachability. You know, it's... fun, it's engaging. I like this one a lot. It's a wholehearted... Check it out. Here, fragment pages. Cool. Very nice. Checking the fundraiser now. Checking on the fundraiser. I know we got another donation in the chat. Oh, Huzzah! Let me grow my chat here so I can see it. Oh boy. I completely borked the chat. There we go. Jay, Caleb, I'm here. I want to give out the misposted image with XXXX in the image. File changes at work. I'll be updating that tomorrow. Just know when you get to mine. Well, thank you for your donation to make sure we got that message. Absolutely. And I'll run the fundraiser. 2700. Thank you for your most recent Donator. Henry, with your $10. Much appreciated. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Greg is here and he's very excited. SCP-7000. Miss Fortune Gorge. Now, give me 5 seconds to scroll that before you start. Just because I need to go hit the restroom and I want to make sure I'm back in time to play the first video. And I have plenty of time, so... Yeah, definitely plenty of time on this one, yep. Alright, I will return shortly and Billeth will get us started. Absolutely, I will. And this is a Vikander Need Technical Media Joint by Grigori Karpen. Miss Fortune Gorge, everybody. SCP-7000 Miss Fortune Gorge. Item number SCP-7000, Object Safe. Site Responsible Site 43. Big fan of Site 43. Director, Alan J. McKinnis Wooly Hammer. Assigned Task Force is MTF-Capo 43. That's a new one. Level 5. Image Caption says SCP-7000. Images says Miss Fortune Gorge at VK Production. Special Containment Procedures. SCP-7000 is to be kept in a High-Yield Data Storage Facility 1 at Site 43. The anomaly may be viewed under strict limitations with explicit approval of Site Director McKinnis. Under no circumstances if any member of Overwatch Command be allowed to view the anomaly or be informed of the anomaly's existence believe it's, I think, R would fit that a little bit better. Access to the content of SCP-7000 is restricted to those personnel specifically cleared to review general knowledge of the anomaly even among Foundation personnel. Description. SCP-7000 designates a right to television CRT continuously playing a single episode of the game show Miss Fortune Gorge sponsored and distributed by GOI-5889 the Candor Need Technical Media. Behind me there's a CRT Secret, VFX. The episode is apparently from an established series but no reference to other episodes has been found within the database. The recording I'm sorry I'm trying to recite the chat in here so I can see everyone feel for words. Recording consistently displays image degradation static and warping lasting for a brief period. However, the audio is consistent with 1990s record despite this, Miss Fortune Gorge's opening crawl alleges the episode filmed in front of a live studio audience and contains copyright information indicating it was distributed in 2022. Footnote. The identifying copyright number does not match any record within the US of copyright or US Office of Copyright or any other nation's equivalent federal body. The manner and technique of storing the video file on SCP-7000 has not been discovered. The television appears to be of standard production and no obvious mechanical modifications have been discovered upon disassembly that would explain its ability to store files. The anomaly has no need for electrical current to maintain operation and if an individual enters the containment in the midst of an episode playtime the anomaly will reset and start the episode from the beginning. Individuals who watch the episode are convinced of the veracity of everything depicted during its runtime of 43 minutes. This conviction will begin to affect the behavior of viewers in predictable ways to begin the events to believe the events actually occurred accordingly. Amnestics have been ineffective on those subjects who have viewed the video, leading researchers to theorize that memories of the show are effectively... This anomalous effect has been demonstrated even after merely reading a transcript of the show in print form. On 25 July 2022, the anomaly was received at Site 43 in a foundation-issued secure artifact case. The label indicating it was shipped with escalated security protocols from Area... I'm not familiar... Area 32. I noticed that the episode length was 43 minutes. But that's relevant to being in Site 43. Director McKinnis, finding the transfer of anomalies from Area 32 suspicious, ordered the parcel intercepted. Ultrasound revealed a television set from the late 1980s. Sounds were noted emanating from within the... Director McKinnis and Director Lilihammer were present when the parcel was opened. Finding the following note, attached and an attached print add. William Weddle, as a footnote, researcher in Republican Studies, Replication Studies, well, Replication Studies at Site 43 claimed to have no knowledge of the anomalies categorically denied any connection to DOI 588. And just looking at the linked page through Area 32, is the Foundation Secure Facilities map. Which I really like this map. It's not at all something I'm utilizing something else. Area 32 is Lunar Area 32. Okay, it's located on the moon. That is kind of suspicious. It's just reading off the page here, because checking this out says... Okay, yeah. Consisting of several ports beneath the lunar surface and built around the 9th point of SCP-120, which is a portal. Lunar Area 32 is a facility used to contain an immobile anomalies present on the lunar surface. So for anomalies, they're significantly less hazardous. They contain outside of Earth's atmosphere. Definitely shouldn't be shipped around. Okay? The note reads... Dear Dr. Weddle, we're hoping you'd do us the favor of reviewing the show. Your organization is quite large and we're hoping to get some beta feedback on whether or not the show works from a perspective within the Foundation. Don't worry about reporting this. As you can see from the video, the O5 Council is on the way. So let's keep it to the end for now. We want the episode to be a surprise. Best your friends at the candor need. Notice from the Foundation records and information security for the review of this file is inadvisable, as even the most powerful amnestics showed to be ineffective. Read on at your own risk. If you're not already familiar with the contents, please report the breach of security to Dr. McInnis personally. You have been warned. Maria Jones, director of RISA. Addendum 7000.1, transcript of Miss Fortune Gorge. The following is a transcript of the only known episode of Fortune Gorge. The episode opens on an aerial shot of a desert city in ruins, many fires burning amongst buildings in the sky and the sky lines semi obscured by smoke. A title card for Miss Fortune Gorge is overlaid on the image. The view flies down into wide open space made up of desert sands accumulating over a large asphalt parking lot. Wrecked cars and desiccated human corpses populate the lot. The view flies over the lot into a structure with the light dimming until the screen is entirely dark. Miss Fortune Gorge. Dramatic instrumental music rises in volume until a crescendo as the title card fades and is replaced with a close-up Jeremy Kincaid, host of the show. He is wearing a red and white suit coat, white black tie over yellow collared shirt and red slacks. His skin is ashy gray and his eyes are consistently leaking black oily tears. He smiles at the camera, his teeth are bloody and stained yellow. He is holding a long thin microphone measuring approximately 45 centimeters. Welcome back to another splendorous episode of Miss Fortune Gorge. The game show where our contestants use their wits and hard-won life skills to deep competition of life and death. Rocket's applause began with Kincaid's introduction but then trails off and finishes. The view pulls up in for a close-up of Kincaid's face. He winks, squirting oily liquid onto his coat and microphone. Oh, relax, I'm just kidding. Audience laughter is heard. Footnote. Audio analysis indicates a live audience of more than 2,000 individuals. Intermingled with the laughter is the buzzard. Occasionally shadows pass overhead above the stage indicating circling birds. There is no skill involved at all. Miss Fortune Gorge, may the odds be ever in your touches his ear. What? Come on, Jerry, why not? Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh, I see. Well, time for a new slogan, I guess. Cough. Okay. E.K. Las... Probably a battle less. Estén Simpieri to favor. C'est pour voir. That's it. This episode and all of them brought to you by the Kenner Need Technical Media. For a better tomorrow. Footnote. Recording did not actually register the phrase TM, but in various brands have included it and notation cannot be deleted for unknown reasons. Interesting. Here at Miss Fortune Gorge, we believe in the good, clean competition. One where the sweat of the brow and the accomplishments of our contestants are earned the hard way. Through nepotism and global conspiracies. That's right. Today our contestants are all from everyone's favorite team, the SCP Foundation. Or is it that secure contained protective foundation? Honestly, that sounds worse. We'll stick with the first one. The view zooms out to show the stage as Kincaid walks over to a heavy curtain, rust colored and deteriorated. Things creeps and glorious consumers we call an audience. Let me introduce our contestant. The following graphic appears on the screen. Tonight's contestants O5-7, MTF Alpha O7 Ancient Echo and Researcher The image fades and the curtains draw back to reveal three individuals indicated, although Agent Echo is without his weapon. All three look confused and quickly glance around the stage. Let's get to know our lucky contestants. O5-7, introduce yourself. Majoree Gonzalez, O5-7 of the Foundation. O5-7's eyes are wide as she's, she looks at the other two contestants in horror. Well, Majoree, tell us a little bit about yourself. I've been in Overwatch Command for over 10 years. I gave up everything for the sword. My husband and my, take this position. They were of nest size, they think I'm dead. My son dropped out of high school recently and has taken up heroin. O5-7 tries to cover her mouth half through her speech, but her arms won't rise all the way and she continues to speak. Oh no! Have you ever tried to reach out to them? Not even once. O5-7 eyes are narrow and she says this last line through gridded teeth. How fitting! Alright, enough from you. Agent Echo, how are things? O5-7 continues moving her mouth, speaking no sound comes out. Agent Echo looks at O5-7 in shock but begins speaking. O5-7 appears to be screaming. I don't actually know. I've been with the Foundation for a significant amount of time. There's been so many missions that were all sized, so it could have been three years or three weeks. Well that's no good. Hopefully you have some fun tonight, right folks? Rousing applause is heard. Well, Majoree, would you shed any light on Echo's conundrum? It's just cheaper to amnesticize and pay for psychological treatment and more effect. Well, isn't that interesting? How do you feel about that, Echo? Echo stares at O5-7. She avoids his gaze. Well, that's just flat out stupefied. Folks, Majoree, anything else? We need our agents to work at peak efficiency. And even if they experience a lot of trauma, not to mention are sometimes asked to do actions. So amnesticization is better for them. That way they're still useful. O5-7 flips off Kincaid, which is blurred on the video. Now, now, that's no good. We're a family show here at Misfortune Gore. The honest booze, prompting O5-7 to flip off the as she focuses off camera, she takes a step back. Her mouth opens wide. Agent Echo stares at O5-7, his fist clenched at his side. And our final contestant, Dr. Kleiner, introduce yourself. Up until being addressed, the researcher had been paying little attention to she had been looking around the stage for a while. She does not see her observations, but does not respond to the host. Isabel Kleiner, researcher, security level 4 site 19. Well, are we a barrel of laughs? The audience lasts approximately three minutes until Kincaid waved. But seriously, is he? Aren't you glad to be here? Excited? You brought us here against our will and are forcing us to divulge classified intel. I would not say I'm happy about this. No. Interested? Yes. Professionally speaking, I don't know how I got here and I want to. Oh, sounds like we've got a contender here. A medium-build, middle-aged man dressed in slacks and a tucked-in button-down shirt emerges. A look of confusion is on his face. What? What the... You! The individual points at Kincaid and advances towards him. Footnote. The matching description of Kevin Fillmore, an administrator working for the Phoenix Police Department in Phoenix, Arizona. You did this again? Oh, right. I remember you now. And the link is to 5861. I got a little excited there. Sorry, 5681. Yeah, I got it. I don't know how that relates, but that's cool. Great. And I don't know this one. Wait, what are you doing here? You tell me. Well, it seems like you're ruining a perfectly good episode. I don't want to be here and certainly don't want to see you. If you need to address this, maybe we could get out of your way and... Nonsense. We'll cut it in posts. Putting his finger to his ear and talk... Jerry, what the fuck? Get security out here. We can hear you. No, you can. Don't gaslight me, Kevin. Anyway, it's a word from our sponsors. You need to address this. Maybe we could get out of your way and... Nonsense. We'll cut it in posts. Putting his finger to his ear and talk... Jerry, what the fuck? Get out of here. We can hear you. No, you can't. Don't gaslight me, Kevin. Anyway, it's a word from our sponsors. There are those who would say that VKTM is anti-religion. This is categorically false. We're pro-religion. We want you to worship the media. Call now for your free VKTM brand and sacrificial altar, just $29.99 shipping and handling. Call 1-800-PRS-SATEN that's 1-800-PRS-SATEN Day 3. The mountains conspire against us, the climate is arduous beyond compare. We have already lost 3 of the mules, devastating our supplies to a dangerous level. Maxwell says we must turn back, but I cannot. The answers are here. I can feel it. Must rest. We have something to VKTM helped engineer Stanley Kubrick's moon. Second segment. The screen fades in to show all three contestants behind podium, the arcade walking in front of them facing the camera. Welcome back, folks, to Miss Fortune Gorge, the game show where life hangs on the balance. Don't worry, it's just a frit- bullshit. Heaven wanders behind the contestants looking for an exit. Please go. I thought there was supposed to be a gorge. Just shut the fuck up, Keith. I'm not even a contestant. I don't even know why I'm here. Me either, Brian. Why don't you leave? You took me from my home again. Details, details. Now can I go back to hosting my show? Kevin can wave dismissively. Great. Turn into the three contestants. Now let's talk about our first game. You're not very good at this. Seriously. Okay, just bring it out. The image fades to darkness, briefly replaced with the following graphic. Name that atrocity. Say it with me, folks. Several thousand voices are heard to mumble in Cypher. That's right. Name that atrocity. A curtain is drawn back where the contestants entered to show a large projection screen. Now we're going to show you some images and the first to recognize what we're showing. Hit your buzzer and call out that answer. If I hit the buzzer, a waste of my time. Interesting you should say that. This round should especially be intriguing for you and Agent Echo. I'd just like to leave. Wouldn't we all? Who gave him a microphone? Jerry? Okay, let's go. An image of a shopping mall on fire appears on screen. Is that Jersey City? I think I've been there. You have. She goes at Kincaid, who winks at her? When? Two months ago? What was he doing there, Majorie? A five-seven size and then shrugs. You're on containment deployment that went back. We were forced to make some tough decisions. No euphemisms allowed. Went bad how? Are you putting on a show with this innocent act, Echo? Civilians died. We had to amnesticize half the city's police force in emergency. What does that mean? What does it ever mean when something went bad on containment? Oh, how many people? 15? Why can't I remember it? Dr. Kleiner groans and rolls her eyes. She hits a buzzer. So borrows. And 15 people had to cover it up. It's called a name that atrocity, doctor. Operation Moon hits your eye. Kincaid laughs. Now isn't that a riot, folks? The audience applauds. One point for Majorie. For a bonus, how many people did Echo's team closing her eyes? Three. And one of them was his fiance. I have a fiance? The audience laughed. Next image. Wow, so sad. 16 minutes of footage emitted for brevity. Each of the images shown is a mission Echo was assigned to. Some are successes and some are failures. Each has a significant cost of human life for psychological trauma on the agent. Echo sees it speaking after the third image. By the time the ride is finished, 057 has three points and Dr. Kleiner has two. All right, you win this round. Jerry, let's show Majorie what she won. No way. You're not getting this show. Hit with the copyright strike. Moving on. Commercial break. Curtain swing close. Over a projection screen. No way. You're not getting this show. Hit with the copyright strike. Moving on. Commercial break. Curtain swing close. No way. Hit with the copyright strike. Moving on. Commercial break. At Viscander Need, we believe in equity. Specifically the equity in your parent's house. We believe in it because we want it. Give us your parent's equity. Day seven. The weather is turned. A blight from the mountain dire. Sleet and ash in equal measure. Visibility has been reduced to such a level that we can barely see three feet in front of us. What we found the past tonight just before the light failed. If my research is right, the secret is within the crevasse. We lost Stanley today. I shall mourn him. His poor new bride waiting for a husband that shall never return. We must make his sacrifice worth it. Oh. Hello. Didn't see you there. Want to know a secret? Media isn't really about communicating an idea. It's about... Sharing a mindset. Our mindset is all about how good our media is. And nothing else. This message is paid for by the VKTM. A large spinning wheel at least three meters in diameter separated into seven numbered equally sized segments. Wheel of Kevin, what the hell? You can't even remember my name, but you name a game after me? You are security attached to the wheel as a human crucified corpse resembling depictions of Jesus Christ, including a crown of thorns. That's not me. You're right. That's Jesus who is going to mistake you for our one true savior. Get out of here. But it's the wheel of Kevin. I don't understand your point. 057 clears the throat. What? Are we going to be here all night? Maybe. Turns and winks at the camera. The audience laughs. The game. Each spin of the wheel grants an opportunity to win some point based on a specific challenge. But be careful. Some segments of the wheel provide a penalty. Oh, this will be good. Will you leave? I'd love to. The game shakes his head and turns back to the contestants. Agent Echo, you're up. All right. The wheel begins spinning and one arm of the corpse extends, striking a raised post at the center point of each segment of the wheel. I don't even know why we're playing this game. Playing the game. What choice do you have besides who wouldn't want to test their fates for a chance to win such incredible prizes? The camera spins and zooms into the other side of the stage where several prizes have been displayed. Footnote. Including a neon yellow 2022 Toyota Camry. A gold trimmed Rolex watch branded watch and a $50 gift card to the DKTM online store. A brown paper bag with oil stain. Great. The camera spins back to the wheel as it slows and in the hand of Christ lands on the post in the section 2. The post perfectly fits within the whole of the wrist. Oh, no. Looks like you've landed on one of the penalty tiles. How many points do I lose? None. It says, here you will be stabbed at some point during the show. Fun. 057. What the fuck is wrong with this show? It's hell. Absolutely nothing. Narrowing is nice. Don't mind him. Okay. 14 minutes omitted for brevity. 057 lands. Resulting in concave bankrupt and a loss of all our points. Dr. Kleiner landed on seven, which is described as don't look behind you and gain footnote. An entity comprised of shadows with red glowing eyes eared behind the researcher and grasped her head keeping it immobile. It would not allow her to turn and look behind her. Agent Echo landed on segment 5 and was challenged to throw a rock at Kevin. A small stone materialized at his podium, but Agent Echo refused to do so and gained 0. All right, Dr. Kleiner, you're up. The wheel spins in the hand of Christ falls in segment 1. Fill some blood in this cup for two points. A paring knife and a styrofoam cup appear on Dr. Kleiner's podium. Fix up the knife and cup and examines them. What's the matter? Not so appealing when you have to do your own dirty? Dr. Kleiner stands at concave, stares at concave and then throws the knife at him. This appears after leaving your fingers back on the podium. Kinkade smiles and waggles his finger. I appreciate your initiative, but that's not going to work. Come on now, you can't have a problem with a blood low bloodletting, surely. Look who you work for. Dr. Kleiner walks over to Agent Echo and slashes his forearm. He screams and pushes her away from him. What's your problem, lady? The sooner we win, the sooner we can go home. They read the files and the canter need. They don't kill people, right? Kinkade smiles and takes his head. The camera zoomed in on Kinkade in the background behind the contestant. Ignore him. Kinkade throws a rocket, Kevin, that Echo refused to. I'm in the lead, so it gives me the best chance of winning if I'm uninjured. You're the most likely to be able to operate with such a wound, so Dr. Kleiner holds out the styrofoam cup. Agent Echo curses and holds out his arm Kinkade suddenly appears off camera. Appears from off camera, grabbing the styrofoam cup and not bending it's blood mixes with the oily black substance leaking from his eyes and turns it around brown color. The rest of the episode, the substance retains that color. Oh, thank God, I was so parched. Kleiner backs away and turns her toward podium. The point tally under her name goes putting her at five points total. Kinkade is running his fingers inside the cup and rubbing the remnants of his eyes. He returns to standing in front of the wheel. Right. Mejorie. I have a title, couldn't you? Your name is Marjorie. The wheel spins begin spinning. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to... I forgot you sacrificed your whole family to combat the things in the dark. 057, a great leader responsible point and choices containing the awful anomalies preserving normalcy and the link is to SCP-6500, inevitable. It's a crazy article. Stop spinning with the now battered and disfigured hand of Christ indicating the segment. Here we go, ready for your challenge. 057 crosses her arms. Explain to your son why you abandoned him. What? The curtains part again to reveal a teenage boy with 30 clothes and hair. He has bags under him. Cass? Mom? What the fuck? Go ahead, explain. I needed to dedicate myself to the job. It was too important. The audience boozed. Did you really need to abandon us? Couldn't you have just kept it a secret? I couldn't afford the distraction. If I took my eye off the ball, I would lose my position and then the world would suffer. But you're my mother. I needed you. The foundation needed me more. Really? No, but I didn't really want to be a mother anyway. 05 mouth hangs open after this. She looks away, downcast. Kincaid, excellent. 3 points to majority. Marjorie, the audience claps. Well, you're still a dick. Yes I am. Time to make the money. At the end of this ad give it like a 5 count before you start reading just so I think you're stepping on it to the delay or something. Marjorie, I hear it. Well, you're still a dick. Let's try it out. Yes I am. Time to make the money. I hear it. We at Vicander need technical media. Promise to never produce pornography. That's just not our sort of media. So, we would appreciate it if Dr. Weddle at site 43 in Ontario, Canada would start wearing clothes while in his dormitory on site. We can't film you if you're constantly taking off your pants, Willie. 06 Day 9 I've found it. The better part of 2 days scouring every inch of this narrow crack into the firmament. Every moment maddening, the hunger, the cold, the indomitable ash at all times. I've found it. Maxwell left yesterday. He took a third of the supplies we had left. Now it is only Georgia and I. But the answers are within this structure. I know it. And it will be all worth it, Stanley. All of it. VKTM has a very special message from our friends at the Three Moves initiative. Take a trip to your new favourite vacation spot, Corbinic. One way and only hurts for a second. Screen fades into the last commercial of Kincaid sitting cross-legged on the floor of the stage. The oily brown substance is pooling around him pouring from his eyes and down his shirt and into his lap. The three contestants are facing him in a semi-circle but he is standing. Kevin is bound to a simple wooden chair on the corner of the screen, his mouth gagged with cloth. He is rocking back and forth. Oh, look who's back. It's the audience. We missed you. Ah, audience. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Was my mic on? Yes. Dammit, I thought I turned it off. It didn't work. My apologies for interrupting. All right. Go ahead. I'll resume. What audience? Kincaid pointing at the camera? The audience. 157 moves over to the camera and turns it a footnote. Interestingly, as the view rotates 180 degrees there is no camera as an American football-sized field coliseum. At least 70,000 people sit in the stands. The closest seats are visible as the camera panicked by. Filling each seat is a humanoid corpse in various states of decomposition. Stop it. The camera circles back to the stage and Kincaid ushers 057 back to where she was before. They're shy. Kincaid winks at the camera. All right. Who's ready for the last part of the show? Good God, yes. Let's get this over with. I have research. I'm done here. Oh, yes. Important things to get back to you. Then you get your memory erased. Fun, fun. Okay, that's enough. Leave him be. Where was that nurturing spirit a minute ago? Tell us what the game is. All right, all right. It's actually my favorite because it's time for guess that number. Okay, ready. What about the rules? You guessed the number I am thinking of. That's ridiculous. No, it isn't. Tell me another game show that's ever done that. Go on. I'm waiting. He's got you there. Kincaid walks over to Echo and slaps him on the back, leaving a rusty hamper on his uniform. Thank you, my friend. Kevin is struggling in his chair, succeeding in catching Dr. Kleiner's attention. He indicates that his bindings with a head motion. Kleiner stares at him, then turns back towards Kincaid and the other, and nests him. All right, let's play already. Kevin's low whimpering can be heard for a moment, but the audience applause drowns it out. Okay, number between one and ten. First, go. Agent Echo just grimaces. Pick a fucking number. Four. Nope, that's not it. Who cares? That's the spirit, Marjorie. 057 size. Kevin slowly begins softly moaning in the background. Dr. Kleiner looks at, turns to look at him. Eight. No way. Okay, Doctor, your turn. Kleiner is looking at Kevin. No motion is easily readable on- Kincaid's touching his ear. Jerry, will you please take George to the back? The humanoid-shaped darkness begins to drag Kevin off to the side of the stage. Oh, and Dr. Kleiner turns away from Kevin and looks back at Kincaid. Wow, nothing faces you, huh? What's your guess? You're tied with Marjorie, so if you don't get it, we're going back around. Seven. Confetted against falling from above them with a klaxon sounding, Trump is playing a fanfare. That's it. Come on. Complain, complain, complain. What now? You probably didn't even have a number in mind. Picked who you wanted to win. That's absolutely true. Seriously? What's the matter? You only like playing when you're the one who can manipulate the- You're only happy when you can ruin a man's dreams What are you talking about? Why do you do it anyway? Don't tell me that nonsense about dying in the- Why must you insist on containing everything? I've worked for years on that show one simple decision by you fucks and it's all up in smoke. So tell me, why contain the things that are nightmares? No more bullshit. We've been doing it so long we don't know how to exist any other way and we don't want to let go. Of what? Control. It's in the name for fuck's sake. On homilies weren't around to control anymore we'd lose what we have and the link is to B6500 Inspiring The planner says, inspiring. Can we leave now? Can Kate point at echo and 057 snapping? They can! Tenders of black sludge reach up from the floor wrapping themselves around echo and 057 dragging them into the floor. Listen, I don't care what you do to them I'm going home. What about your prize? I don't care. Here's again and the prize are all laid out in front of them. He walks over and lifts the paper bag standing it further with his fingers covered in brown fluid at this point only distinguishing future K.K. as the eyes glowing a dull yellow. He walks over and hands with the bag gingerly opens it trying to avoid the residue from the touch. She pulls out a crumple pile of papers. She looks at them and glasses up with the camera her eyes. An exclusive employment contract with planning and statistics department already signed. Dr. Kleiner frantically flips the last pages. Hey, my signature is there. I didn't sign this. I think you'll find that you did. Can Kate turn to the camera with his arms open? Spray of the brown fluid hits Kleiner. Well, that's all folks. We're out of time here at Miss Fortune Gorge. I hope you all had a good time. I know our very own Dr. Kleiner did. Don't worry, you'll be seeing a lot of her in the future. V.K. material. The fuck I am. Just smell the gumption folks. Thank you to our sponsors. Good night, America. Credits begin to roll as the camera pulls back. Dr. Kleiner is dragged back into the shadows of the stage area and can Kate follow sir. 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I really like Multimedia Gips Obviously a lot of effort was put into this I noticed that last day The voiceover Said day 10 The transcript said day 9 I don't know if that was on purpose But That's a small thing The whole thing is great Resounding Good job Greg and Jack Mockery Sorry about the Mistaken Multimedia mixups Trying to get the sound to work on stream We'll get better with that over time Already have it as Plus 1 Alright Guys, we have been Streaming for 10 Hours here on YouTube Reading However many SCP-7K entries we have So far Yeah And why are we doing it? We're doing it for Dr. Samarian The Roof fundraiser He's back in the chat too Hello Samarian He's awake He went to sleep, he's back up And we're still going 19 now I'll have to check There are 84 21 would be exactly That if you want to stop there For the day I don't know if you Your schedule's pretty tight But I'm perfectly happy Doing everything At some point Let's get this back to the Choose your story page Perfect Let me see Choose your SCP Why is Ms. Orchin Gorge Filled up my entire search history No, go back to the hub Oh my goodness You're right, I don't... What happened? I blame Vikander Need I'm sure this is Griggs doing Yeah, every time you hit play on the video maybe Uh huh Alright 10, 11, 12, 3, 14, 15 16, 17 We're on 18 now Alright What could have been by Nitro147 Here we go Let me get it looking all aesthetic over here We don't want no sidebar Don't need no sidebar Right here, scroll bar Make it bigger for aesthetics It is now beautiful By order of the Overseer Council The following file is Level 4 7000 Classified Unauthorized Access Is Forbidden Item Number SCP-7000 Classification Level 4 Secret Containment Class Neutralized SCP-7000 It's a frickin' tree You know all I think about trees The land surrounding SCP-7000 Has been purchased and marked as private property Observation post 714 Is to remain staffed by at least one security guard At all times Any civilians found trespassing are to be turned over To the local authorities No further actions are deemed necessary SCP-7000 Is to be tested for The reemergence of anomalous phenomena On a monthly basis In the event that SCP-7000's previous Anomalous capabilities are restored The Overseer Council is to be notified immediately Following this All mentions of SCP-7000 in the Foundation database Including the entirety of this file Are to be expunged As of July 25th, 2022 No further attempts to deliberately restore SCP-7000's Anomalous attributes Are to be undertaken Archive Containment Procedures Special Containment Procedures Observation post 714 has been constructed Near vicinity of SCP-7000 Under the guise of a privately owned research station On-site personnel are tasked With deterring civilians' exploration of the area And prepping for upcoming performances of Procedure 700 Harpocrates Harpocrates Personnel assigned to SCP-7000 Are to have their amnesicization Records screen to ensure they meet their requirements Outlined in Ryza Mandate 49123 An official record With dates, associated clearance levels And any related incidents for every time A member of staff has been administered amnestics Any personnel who fail To meet such requirements are prohibited from Working with SCP-7000 All proposals to perform Procedure 700 Harpocrates Harpocrates Must be approved by two personnel of level 4 7000 clearance as well as the decommissioning Department Those guys SCP-7000 is a forced glade located in the Olympic mountains of the Pacific Northwest The perimeter of SCP-7000 Has developed in a manner which resembles The foundation insignia Prior to May 17th, 2022 Any objects, entities, or concepts Recognized as anomalous by the foundation That were brought into SCP-7000 Would either disappear entirely Or be permanently altered in such a way As to conform with consensus reality Effectively neutralizing all anomalous phenomena Addendum 7000-1 Discovery SCP-7000 Was first encountered by members of Mobile Task Force Beta-4 Codename Castaways On March 5th, 2022 The detachment was in the process of Tracking four instances of SCP redacted Which had recently escaped from a nearby Group of Interests 466 Codename Wilson's Wildlife Solutions Facility During pursuit One of the SCP redacted instances Fled towards SCP-7000 However, upon clearing The tree line, the entity was transformed Into a snowshoe hare Genus Lepus Americanis Allowing it to be captured without further difficulty While the coordinates and time of the incident Were recorded, further investigation was postponed Until the completion of the Mobile Task Force's objective Following the successful capture Of the rest of the SCP redacted instances The Lepus Americanis specimen Was tested and confirmed to no longer Possess anomalous abilities The subsequent incident investigation Finally determined that SCP-7000 Was the cause of the entity's neutralization This discovery led to the establishment Of observation post-714 As well as the initialization Of a series of tests To determine the extent of SCP-7000's Capabilities Access, rise and notice Notice from the Foundation Records And Information Security Administration Please note that all official files Written before May 17th, 2022 Refer to SCP-7000 As UAE OP-714-E The unclassified anomalous Entity type designation is a temporary Placeholder using official documents For anomalies that have not been given proper designation Or file The reason for the two month delay between SCP-7000's discovery and its proper classification Was an unexpected influx Of anomalous phenomenon across the globe Leading to a backlog of requests submitted To the classification committee Addendum 7200 Test logs All anomalies tested were brought into SCP-7000 before being transferred to one of Observation post-714's isolated testing rooms Testing was overseen by Dr. Alexander Sharp And Dr. Serena Lewis Below is an abridged test log Access A bridge test log Anomaly tested AO 00187 Is a six-sided die which occasionally lands On a seven AO results AO001867 Has not been observed to land on a seven since Entering UAE OP-714-1 SCP-444 Test was conducted To determine the result, the effect of The anomaly On individuals afflicted by a memetic pathogen Testing procedure consisted of the subject Being infected with SCP-444 Being brought within the anomaly Language recognition software was used To determine if they were still infected Agents present for the test were provided With appropriate noise-canceling headsets Results Upon entering, the subject appeared to be Confused and disoriented After some time, they spoke the English word Hello And were coiled in surprise At which point they were removed from the anomaly Post-test analysis has revealed that all changes To brain structure caused by SCP-444 Were reverted Additionally, the subject's memories were altered SCP-444 had been removed, leaving it into the Lead they'd spent the past several months in silence Footnote Memories of auditory stimuli Y-909 Notes No plan to test the Y-009 substance were ever made However, Agent Finnegan Who was assisting in testing the anomaly Had been previously administered Y-909 Derivative amnestics That's not going to be good Entering the anomaly, Agent Finnegan Regained memories previously removed by Y-909 Amnestics Though this initially went unnoticed, Agent Finnegan Reported himself to his superior under the belief That the reemerging memories were invasive thoughts Brought on by a memetic hazard Following this incident, all staff assigned to work on the anomaly Are to have their amnesticization records screened To prevent breaches of informational security Cont-counter Notes This test was originally meant to determine the Hume levels found within the anomaly Not the effects of the anomaly on Cont-counters Results Within the anomaly returned an error reading Subsequent tests revealed all electrical Components within the counters to still be operational However, the redacted Component was found to no longer react to Hume differentials The implications of this result are still being investigated SCP-682 Notes As per standard procedure, a tissue sample of 682 was used in place of SCP-682 itself Results The tissue sample disappeared immediately Leaving no traces SCP-682 was noted to face the direction of The anomaly from its cell at site 19 upon the Completion of the test Is that the anomaly itself? The anomaly itself Notes During regular testing, an organism resembling a coyote Genus Canis letruns Was seen in a Neervous indy of the anomaly Research staff witnessed the coyote later designated as The anomaly-2 Ah, now I see Use minor telekinetic abilities After some time, the specimen wandered into The anomaly Oh, interesting Results This Canis letruns specimen was unaffected By the anomaly It did not delete the Anomalous coyotes powers Interesting A non-anomalous paperclip Notes Dr. Lewis proposed the creation of a fake SCP file With the subject being a non-anomalous paperclip The file described the existence Of the paperclip as anomalous This paperclip was then brought within The anomaly The paperclip disappeared Very interesting Okay, okay It is shaped like the foundation, so it does have Something to do with us Addendum 7000-3 Procedure 700 Harpo-critis Proposal Upon the completion of the initial battery of test, the following memorandum and proposal were submitted to the O5 council Access memorandum To the office of the O5 From director Alexander Sharp Subject proposal for procedure 700 Harpo-critis Harpo-critis, I'm going with Harpo-critis As team members of the O5 council I'm writing to inform you of a major breakthrough with the anomaly The recent anomalous glade Discovered on the Olympic mountains Unfortunately, due to the recent upsurge of anomalies Coming into existence, the classification committee Has had their hands full and have therefore been unable to Assign the glade a proper SCP designation at this time Though I originally considered this to be a minor annoyance I've now come to see it as an extension of the luck We as an organization have been bestowed For this particular anomaly deserves the care And attention of your eyes and wisdom Before it has given a proper file In my years of working for the foundation I've encountered miracles and monsters alike I have seen individuals make the ultimate sacrifice Time and time again And yet we are no closer to securing a better future For humanity Even this recent increase in the anomalous phenomena Is proof that despite our best efforts We are failing However, that ends now For we have been granted a boon A genuine stroke of good luck The glade does not simply neutralize anomalies Instead, it neutralizes whatever the foundation Recognizes as anomalous This small distinction Has opened a number of possibilities for us The foundation will be able to neutralize anomalies That cannot be successfully transported to the glade By creating an SCP file that designates a proxy item As the source of a separate anomaly's effects We would only need to bring the proxy Within the anomaly To be rid of the first anomaly The foundation would be able to neutralize Non-localized anomalies, see above The foundation would be able to neutralize Non-anomalous threats While this may seem to go beyond our jurisdiction We are often forced to deal with groups of interest Which, while not inherently anomalous Utilize anomalies for their own benefit The foundation would be able to neutralize Certain harmful aspects of anomalies While keeping those components which we deem beneficial This could be accomplished through precise rewrites Of desirable features as anomalous While noting other features to be accepted As part of baseline reality I recognize that the foundation is not the business Of destroying the anomalous And that manipulating the non-anomalous to our benefit May not align with our modus operandi However, we have clearly been given an opportunity I have neglected to mention That the glade has taken the shape Of our insignia If this is not a clear declaration from the universe In its trust of our mission of our capabilities That I do not know what it is Secure, contain, protect Co-lead researcher of observation post 714 Dr. Alexander Sharpe Access procedure 700 Hippocrates Procedure designation Procedure 700 Hippocrates Procedure type digital file creation Primary aim to decommission threats To the foundation and humanity as a whole Required materials The anomaly Administrative Administrative clearance to alter the foundation database As necessary Required funding, not applicable Involved persons, head researcher of the anomaly Dr. Alexander Sharpe Decommissioning department liaison, role unassigned Rise liaison, role unassigned O5 council liaison, role unassigned Execution All proposals to execute procedure 700 Hippocrates on anomalous objects Must be approved by the head researcher of the anomaly And undergo proper decommissioning approval Upon receiving approval This file will be drafted which highlights the undesired anomalous phenomena As being caused by a harmless proxy object Located at observation post 714 This file will then be uploaded to a Secure foundation server by the designated Rise liaison and the proxy object Will be brought within the anomaly Once the decommissioning is confirmed The file is to be designated as a Dash D or fully Expunged The uses of procedure 700 Hippocrates On anomalous objects and its phenomena Must receive additional approval from the office of the O5 To ensure the procedure is used in accordance with the Foundation's mission statement Contingencies To protect the anomaly's anomalous effects from affecting itself Any files which detail the anomaly or its Effects must explicitly refer to it as non-anomalous This would require the following actions to be undertaken Redacting all references to the anomaly As anomalous in this proposal As well as the assorted associated memorandum The careful crafting of The anomalies SCP file To ensure that there are no explicit Or implicit references to it as anomalous It is recommended that the specialist from the Department of Missed Communications be Consulted on this matter Assigning the anomaly The EPPARC classification After careful deliberation, the O5 Council voted in favor of a slightly modified version Of procedure 700 Hippocrates With several changes being added into the approval process Firstly, all proposals regarding Non-anomalous entities must be approved by The Ethics Committee Second, the number of level 4 7,000 personnel required to receive approval From SCP-7000 to 2 Addendum 7000-4 Incident 7000-1 Investigation On May 17, 2022, the anomaly was Assigned the official designation of SCP-7000 Despite all contingency plans being followed SCP-7000 was found to be neutralized Immediate investigation revealed a single note To be located at the center of SCP-7000 Am I really one of them? I'm sorry Attempts to restore SCP-7000 to its previous date were initiated Soon thereafter under the direction of Dr. Sharp The methods employed range from a full expungement Of SCP-7000 from the Foundation database To thumb-aturgic manipulation of the area To attempting to have a past iteration of SCP-7000 Act upon its eventual neutralization Ultimately all such attempts failed And the project was shut down on July 25, 2022 With the SCP-7000 file being Recreated for administrative and record keeping purposes During these restoration attempts Dr. Lewis conducted a full investigation Into SCP-7000's neutralization The results of which Have been documented below Access post-incident 7000-1 Investigation Incident 7000-1 investigation summary Report compiled by Dr. Serena Lewis July 24, 2022 Nope, go back Having completed the investigation Into SCP-7000's neutralization I have arrived at one simple conclusion This was never about luck During our time researching SCP-7000 It became clear that our understanding of it Was lacking Yes, it took up the shape of our insignia And yes, it specifically targeted what Qualities we outlined as anomalous But there was more to it than that Sometimes it altered things into a non-anomalous form While others it just got rid of the anomaly entirely Why not just erase all anomalies Why did it bother making some of them safe? How did it know what we considered Anomalous? Perhaps the biggest hole in our understanding Was the origin of SCP-7000's anomalous abilities We had no idea when Or how it gained its unique abilities There was no local folklore No obscure religious groups that we could turn to For answers As far as we could tell, no one even knew this existed Before we stumbled upon it The only avenue of investigation we really had Was our own records The Pacific Northwest is a hot spot Is an odd spot For biological anomalies So I was hoping some past incident in the region Could shed some light on SCP-7000 After weeks of searching the investigation Led me to incident redacted Dash N-5-19 In October 1977 Unfortunately, whatever SCP redacted Dash N-5 actually was Was beyond my clearance However, what I had been able to gather From the incident report is that it was a Keter-class anomaly that was somehow capable Of burning down the entirety of the Forest SCP redacted Dash N-5 had somehow Escaped containment and fled into the forest Evidently, it was only a fire hazard When it chose to be At one point during recontainment efforts It decided to ignite in order to avoid capture Seeing no other option to avoid a massive incident In the In-Command Mobile Task Force Officer Ordered his team to neutralize SCP redacted Dash N-5 This ultimately succeeded and the Mobile Task Force Was able to put out the fire before it spread any further The part of the forest that was burned away By Dash N-5 eventually became the Glade that we know as SCP-7000 As I previously said This was never about luck This was not a gift from the universe For the Foundation's efforts, as Dr. Sharp Would have you believe SCP-7000 was trying to thank us For saving its life This was a gesture of appreciation for the Foundation Accidentally doing the right thing And how do we return the favor? We put it in the same class As the thing that almost killed it I liked the Imagery I liked the overall anomaly The uh I was laughing like The I like it as a simple anomaly And a simple decommissioning story Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely Like the alpha Doing a reading out You got cut off for a second by Discord Try that again Can you hear me alright? Yeah, um Just the long alphanumeric designations Loud Kinda gets clunky, but when you're just reading it It's not a big deal Yeah, but yeah No, it's good, I like it Kind of reminds me of something in particular I can't exactly Can't place it There's something Something akin to this Where it's like a neutralization Like a It's all location, SCP It Vaguely familiar I don't know But it's good, I like it Definitely an upload I'm putting an up-dude on it Yeah, for sure Another 7k down Let's look at the charity Refreshing For those of us just joining It's a GoFundMe for Our friend Samarian Who's in the chat He was recently Targeted by a tree Who tried to kill him But instead it just droid his house All of his possession So we are trying Getting the funds he needs to Return to normalcy Every dollar donated to The GoFundMe Makes the tree scream SCP-4521 is going to scream If you donate to the GoFundMe And if you don't like that idea It's going to scream if you don't Donate to the GoFundMe Works both ways Yeah We're almost A fifth of the way To our goal Considering this is our first long Long-form live event We have other things planned But consider donating For sure Let's go back to the contest page What could have been I like the title for that That's the one we just read Yeah no I was just saying That was I liked the name The next one is SCP-7000 Bets against the I know this one I actually like this concept So I'm glad I'm reading this one Item number 7000 Level 2 restricted Containment class pending Special containment procedures The file containing SCP-7000 Is to remain undisturbed At present time pending relocation Decisions from the O5 Council Under no circumstances are foundation Personnel allowed to experiment With concepts of quantum immortality In the many worlds theory Unless explicitly assigned to such research Description SCP-7000 designates The singular file uploaded To the SCP net directly At a directory at exactly 0000 on July 25th 2022 The file is at time of posting Compatible with the SCP net directory And takes the form of a standard SCP entry Though using foundation classification techniques Which began to be phased out in the mid 1960s SCP-7000 contains In addition to a standard entry Hidden text and video components Which have been extracted GPS signatures found in the document Indicated this file originated from a foundation Nuclear weapons storage facility Located in Acadia National Park, Maine This safe house after investigation Has been deemed abandoned since 1943 After its initial posting The contents of SCP-7000 Have been locked on order of the Council By order of the Overseer Council The following file is level 5 Slash 7000 classified Unauthorized access forbidden Any attempt to access this file Will be tracked Welcome 056 Notice Researcher Andrew Dillon Was recorded as a wall In 1955 Mobile Task Force Beta-7 is currently on route To Mount Desert Island SCP-7000 files are currently Available Open original files SCP-7000 Object class Keter Special containment procedures As SCP-7000 is the result of Actions The only feasible method of Is a complete disconnect Of our universe from all others This can be accomplished through use Of a universal exclusion device When activated this device will first broadcast A copy of the SCP-7000 file To all SCP Foundation databases And then remove the affected universe From all interaction Other adjacent universe Description SCP-7000 designates the concept of Quantum immortality Which is the theory That consciousness persists Through many alternate universes For example, should one die in an accident In one universe, their consciousness Would be moved to a universe in which They had survived this accident This theory posits the human consciousness Is functionally immortal from its own perspective Though not the perspective of others While Foundation research into this Perspective has been ongoing That no Foundation experiment has been proposed Thus far which has officially proven The concrete transfer between worlds via death The fact that the phenomenon can only be Observed by the test subjects Results in the procedure of the containment project Being assigned only one researcher Foundation universal transfer meters Have determined fluctuating transfer readings Among personnel Even those who have not undergone Voluntary universal transfer But the reason for these events Is still under investigation Since the discovery of SCP-7000 Project Janus has been Initialized to provide permanent containment Via the usage of universal Exclusion device under the sole Directorship of Andrew Dillon Open auxiliary files Entry 1 Of July January 24th of I'm guessing Is it 20? It's 1955, I forgot Managed to secure two weeks off vacation Foundation has always been tough But I have enough here to figure it out Too many close calls in the past Things I survived but definitely should not have I have a theory though Some folks outside the exclusionary sites Got real weird with death Cycling between death, life, or whatever it is Between like some kind of Schrodinger's cat Something to do with probability and shifting At least from what I've ever heard Probability isn't enough to account for What I've been through Though at least I don't believe it is I'm going to push probability to its limits Okay, I'm glad the computer system is still running The key card I stole to get in there work too Lucky me It's time to find out the truth All I need now is a neutron detector Signing off Andrew Dillon Video file 001 January 29th of 1955 Warhead Hall Camera 14 hours and 58 minutes annotated Andrew Dillon has seen pacing circles around a Warhead The detonation system appears to have been modified Component, likely a neutron detector Attached to the trigger mechanism A few seconds later the component buzzes And Dillon looks at his watch After a few seconds Dillon's look down Dillon's looks down at his hands And appears confused The footage continues in a similar pattern For approximately 40 minutes With each buzz occurring exactly one minute Footage ends Entry 002 January 30th of 1955 My god, I don't exactly know what I was expecting It's not that 24 hours in the chamber with a nuclear weapon Set to detonate with a 50% chance every minute Do you know the odds of that just happening? Do you know what this means? It means I've proved it. I've proved quantum immortality I knew the incident back in 45 was too good to be true Nobody's that lucky But if I understand this correctly My consciousness simply shifted to a universe Where I did survive I guess that after that Was when I started to question if it was all just luck Or perhaps something more I also should explain the concept for anyone reading this In a million different universes I was incinerated in that chamber when the warhead went off But due to the interconnectedness of consciousness When I died in that chamber I was transported to a universe where I didn't So I could keep on existing Therefore I was transported to a universe Where the nuke never went off at all This means that some sort of immortality Is inherent property to the universe For the person reading this Do you remember when you almost stepped in front of a car Or any other moment where you might have died In due to sheer luck In reality you did die But your consciousness moved to another universe where you did not I did not create it Rather we have lived with it for our entirety of our history Each person is condemned to spend a life of immortality In a single universe Becoming more improbable with each second they continue to live Improbable, yes But not impossible Time to break out the champagne tonight An academic discovery for the ages of sure To be sure Signing off Andrew Dillon On February 2nd, 1955 I can't go back there This is my life now They'll know what I did They'll have me tortured, probed, dissected Once they find out what I've done They'll know everything I tried something yesterday I needed to see if it would work and I guess I got carried away I guess it figured if it works I won't need to worry about it anymore If it doesn't, then I'll know what the predicament I'm in Took a piece of the champagne bottle And ran it across And I passed out shortly afterwards Woke up again in the pool of my own blood Humans contain a lot more blood than you think Don't like this I don't think I want to be immortal, but I don't think I have a choice I want to think about what they'll do to me What they'll do when they find out what I've been up to Signing off Andrew Dillon Audio log 001 February 24th, 1955 Dillon has heard coughing into the microphone For approximately 14 seconds before speaking Coughs sound ragged Including lung damage Indicating lung damage It's been three weeks Since I first tried to kill myself I'm still alive, as you can tell Since you're listening to this Got the computer system online Ancient thing, but oddly advanced For the site, contains some of the tech the boys Told me about back at Exclusionary sites, something about Measuring universal changes I don't have the clearance to get into the monitors But I could pull just enough out of the store data To get some blueprints generated This is because as soon as it turned on It spat some gas into the room And I got a nice Not enough to kill me, but I suspect that's the case For everything right now, either way It's under control, and I've got to handle on it Anyways, in all likelihood You're listening to this, and I have to End record, because that's just how This bitch of a multiverse works, I guess Maybe not for too much longer though SCP-7000, yes I've designated this as SCP-7000 It'll be a long while until the folks The foundation proper fill this one out And me being a deserter I would be best to not return until I have a viable finished product on my hands Except till I've taken it back Either way, I need to fix this problem And I think I've got a solution It's obvious I can't die here until I manage To contain this anomaly But how do you contain something that permeates The entire multiverse? I guess you have to Contain your own universe from all others Sort of like the exclusionary sites I used to work in, something like that And on a universal scale Separate my universe from all the others Only then would I be allowed to die in peace I start work tomorrow Margo, I'll be with you soon Signing off, and you're dealing Audio continues for approximately 26 seconds Papers shuffling and buzzing noises Are heard in the background Entry 076 That's June 18th, 1964 I haven't been keeping up with my Journaling lately Haven't seen the point It's enough to leave this place and scrounge for supplies nearly Every week On the bright side, I think the foundation has been looking for me Has given up looking for me Probably assumed that I was killed by some anomaly Or lost outside an exclusionary site Happens often enough, they won't think twice I've been busy lately As much as one can be in situations like these Only so many parts one can savage from nuclear warheads The rest I've got to pull from local sources And I can't stay topside for too long Or else someone will see me I figured out what I need to do My purpose, my salvation Has revealed itself This was an idea kicked around by some of the more Text-heavy folks at the exclusionary sites Something of a multiversal wire cutter They call it a universal exclusion device If one are able to piece together from this blueprint The machine will disconnect to this universe And only this one From the interconnected multiverse via directed energy pulses To various multiversal anchors But the computer tells me When this thing activates It doesn't need a lot of power It's gonna make a lot of light and noise When it's done, nothing will change from our point of view However, when I die I won't go to a new body and a new universe And just keep living I'll finally go to the afterlife and be reunited with you I'm gonna be honest I have genuinely no idea how this thing Nor do I really want to I just need to trust that it does And I can finally contain this once and for all For us How I miss us Video file 045 April 2nd, 1969 Testing chamber 17 hours 4 minutes Annotated Footage of Andrew Dillon interacting with a large device Cube-sized and approximately 0.4 meters in length Is shown Dillon is wearing a grease-stained clothing And appears to be in significant distress Andrew Dillon, computer, can you shine some light over there? A spotlight is directed Opposite Dillon to illuminate his workspace Thanks, I appreciate it Dillon continues working on the machine with approximately 4 minutes During which occasional grunts and sounds of distress can be heard After 4 minutes The wrenching is holding drops to the floor Fuck Footage cuts Medical report April 19th, 1969 Certified medical-automated medical report of Andrew Dillon Vital signs, normal Heart rate, slightly elevated Investigate further General health, mild radiation exposure detected Diagnostics Poor performance and spatial awareness in memory Recollection skills indicate radiation-induced Early stage dementia Current treatment, none Entry 084 November 17th, 1972 Can't pull up the audio logs anymore I forgot the password More difficult to remember certain things lately Can't remember where to find salvage, food I can still work with the machines I feel sick Except this machine is the only thing keeping me alive right now The machine is going to be what finally lets me die And I'm tired I'm so, so tired I'm going to bed Entry 089 December 5th, 1972 Dear Margo I know you probably can't read this, but I figured I'd type it out anyway Maybe it's selfish, but I think it would help It's been 45 years since we married And 30 since I lost you They told me the pain would go away I find someone new, I'd go on living just as I had before But they were wrong I've missed you every day since the day I woke up And adversaries are never easy I still remember the song they played for us that day I remember holding your waist Looking into your eyes and thinking of how I would I was right that day More right than I ever could have imagined At that moment, I was convinced that nothing could separate us No force of man or God I suppose I was too confident To death do us part I don't want to set the world on fire I just want to start a flame in your heart My dear, my love, forgive me I may set the world on fire just to see you again Inkspot Timely Video file 063 February 21, 1973 Manufacturing Room 1400 hours and 45 minutes Annotation Andrew Dillon, at this point, confined to a wheelchair is seen holding a mass of diagnostic cables near a much more advanced version of the machine seen in previous video logs The machine is now approximately 2 cubic meters in volume most of which is occupied by a toroidal structure Dillon seems confused by the presence of the purpose of the diagnostic cables After a few minutes of holding the cables Dillon exhibits signs of significant agitation culminating in him throwing the cables to the floor and leaving the frame of the video The manufacturing room remains empty for approximately 14 minutes After which a small drone enters the chamber and begins to assemble the diagnostic cable on the proper ports Dillon enters the frame 12 minutes later He appears to look for the diagnostic cable that he crestfallen when he could not find the cable Dillon leaves the room after a few minutes footage ends Entry 090 February 25, 1974 It's cold down here in this bunker Not so bad being underground and all, but it could be better Maybe I've just been getting colder lately I forgot it was Christmas day until a few minutes ago seeing the calendar. How could I forget that? No matter I remember my first Christmas I can hardly remember anything else from my childhood I remember the carols though It was 1906, I was 8 years old I sat with my cousins singing carols by the fire Felt so warm with my skin, relaxing I haven't felt that much warmth in a long time Just cold on the surface of my skin Cold down to the bone I know I'm getting older No use in trying to hide It's difficult to tell usually When I sing the carols to myself the songs Marga and I used to sing together I can see what I'm losing I try to pretend I write this log for me but I know I won't read this again I know I write this for you I don't want to forget you I want to lose you, your memory This bleak, forgetful existence I'm trapped in by this Godforsaken multiverse I need to isolate and finally get to see you The machine is almost complete I'll be able to see you soon Video file 068 May 3rd, 1976 Living quarters 22 hours 24 minutes annotated Entering his living quarters The table upon which rests his glasses He appears to attempt to attempt to slip himself on his bed But a combination of the sheets slipping and his arm giving out under the stream result and Dylan falling out of his wheelchair and onto the floor Sounds indicate multiple bronzes were broken Pass out, life clearly suffering from severe shock A small drone attempts to move Dylan The attempt is unsuccessful The drone connects Dylan to his life support system which appears to induce a coma Footage cuts, automated testing log June 1st, 1980 Testing chamber 10 100 hours Testing object, universal exclusion device Mark 1 Testing objectives isolate one object from the multiverse Input 1 Rattus norvigis Or a norvegicus Or a brown norway rat Power usage 0.0000 Result Ratch was terminated No universal transfer of consciousness was recorded For travel log Device deemed to success Testing objectives rate system for 0.4 terawatts of power None, input none Power usage 0.468 terawatts Result none System remained intact Device deemed to success Further human authorization required to confirm Enter the testing chamber and full device activation will begin Exploration video log transcript Date July 25th 2022 Exploration team Mobile Task Force Beta 7 Objective, locate POI 7000 Recover Foundation Nuclear Storage Site 08 Charlie 1 Ok, this is the last safe house we could be in So, be exceedingly cautious We have no clue what's been up to down here What he's been up to down here And the radiation may pose danger POI 7000 is almost certainly dead But if what's in the initial report is true He could be alive and needing for questioning Yes sir Yes sir Alright, let's move Charlie 1 uses a crowbar to dislodge the drain grate Revealing a middle door Charlie 1's dagger counter begins to tick There's no chance this guy's alive What, 70 years down here You and I both seem much worse We know, we can't know for certain Let's go Charlie 1 leads as they go lower into the facility Team passes the kitchen Monitoring station and a storeroom And a thick layer of dust Some monitors are broken and cameras are dead The coroner leads to a dilapidated medical room A body lies on the floor Attached to various tubes and IV drip A broken medical drone lies next to the figure From the vital signs on the life's equipment Subject appears to be in a coma Looks like he was wrong Let's grab the body and leave Wait a minute, two We haven't investigated the testing chamber yet Three, take the body And go back to the surface and bag him The man's going to want to take a look You got it, good luck Testing chamber is sealed I'm going to cut door hydraulics You're going to enter the chamber slowly Weapons up Charlie 3 exits carrying POI 7000 As Charlie 1 and 2 proceed forward Allowed his as heard as Charlie 1 Cuts hydraulic control to the testing chamber door Charlie 2 is seen stepping into the chamber And all the lights in the building activate Authorization authorized Proceed with exclusion The camera's returned to normal No changes observed Well, shit, doesn't look like anything happened Stay alert, no disturbances on my end Evacuate and return to sight until further notice You don't want to chance it Video cuts Access universal travel log Universal log of transfers Personnel, Andrew J. Dillon Total universal transfers Due to the many world's decision splitting Voluntary transfer use of waves or otherwise Zero A typical score in this metric is about 42 transfers Per year alive Your score is significantly higher or lower than this Beat to a foundation quantum statistician Have a nice day External data intercepted, open And so the serpent lay Cold atop the library As if a protector and a captor at once The serpent watched the multiverse Each universe intersecting with the library Painted as a star across the cosmos Behind each star in each universe Is an underground bunker One Dr. Andrew Dillon took his last breath Before he could see his wife once more In each universe One massive flash of light, sound and fury Ripped through hundreds of thousands of anchors Sending each star adrift in its own course Through the incuboid As the serpent stared lazily into the stellar tapestry Above it, each star began to go out I witnessed this I lowly wandered before him And saw your fate outlined in these stars If you can read this, there is still time Do not let your star go out I feel like it's a It's like a It's a topic that is rooted in reality In the sense that like this is a very common Like Theory that some people hold It's I do like the links to Actual sciences But I'm a nerd like Much of me vary I think that the whole Like the The guy wanting to be with this Late wife and then the Throughout time The sense of like Lifetime of Desperation, it comes off very Cleanly and effectively I almost felt like Earlier on his last name was Dylan's And then it got changed, Dylan But I think that might be wrong I think I just may have misread that What do you think? Okay, there's Dylan at the top at least Yeah, yeah, yeah I think I may So It started off with the Luck probability of surviving Death and I was like Oh, Samaritan's here for that Very different take on what you're going to do With that immortality and why not We got the Kind of Suicidality aspect content Warning stuff Yeah, no, no actual But yeah, the It's a little bit like It's The anomaly itself actually affects Every human according to How it's interpreted I guess we're not entirely sure if The anomaly affects every human Or if it's like This guy Weird results That they talk about in the beginning The reason for the events is still under investigation That's understandable That's just something else But I think the last The transfer log Tells you that the average person Gets about 42 transfers So That tells me there's a high and a low There's averages so probably Someone like Andrew is just more Affected than other people Yeah And it drove him to Destroy multiple universes And of course like The average person is probably not as aware Of the actual effect as Andrew Dillon was He became very aware of it Whereas with With It's more of a personal anomaly But we'll get to that one Uh-huh I think the only thing that bugs Me in this one is I feel like the Emotionality Of the logs Has been Done better on the site In different ways like 3001 Is this but in the hell dimension And he's like melting and going insane We don't quite get that here It's true, yeah I do like that he's uh trying to Tony Stark it though That he is like trying to build his way Out of this eventually I like that better than I like The sad wife stuff The box of parts Yeah, no it's good He definitely um I definitely see the Stark resembling For sure I think if I think if some of the uh Sad logs got a little bit Of a revamp Because the sad wife guy logs Are a little cliche I agree But if those were jazzed up a little bit To talk to his determination About building the Tony Stark box of scraps Stuff like that Something that gave it an angle 3001 the rant is going insane And you're melting 3999 the rant is Metta Sumerian the rant is Metta but not so dark It's still a little bit Yeah I know But overall I still like it and it did its job And I liked it So cool Yeah I think those uh Those criticisms are all bad I guess I'm just a sucker For the uh My concept sci-fi stuff That's just Multiverses are so hot Right now They are really hot You know what's also hot right now The Dr. Sumerian go fund me Yes we're on a hot streak Um we do Uh want to hit that goal eventually Um and if you're You appreciate what we're doing here The 11 hours nearly Please uh Go donate to the go fund me Hey Billith can you give your mic a boost What's that Can you give your mic a volume boost on your end I can yeah absolutely Yeah give us a little more it looks like Might as well for the last story that I'm gonna read How was this good Sounds great Perfect So based on our Midnight goal we're looking at The carnival game by El Cardinal Yeah Sumerian's like 8 up so we're probably not gonna reach that tonight Not tonight but It'll be a good one to uh To get to Oh this is what Sumerian was talking about This one's the one that's at neg Uh neg 13 Oh no There's like two of them that are Under negative Is this one that's also a big long One that's neg 13 It's not too long no no No okay so If this were giant and in deletion I might kind of be like what's the point but Could be interesting to take a look And see what's going on with it Yeah Yeah let's play here we go So it's gonna be a finding merit you know Alright this is Called SCP-7000 the Carnival Game By El Cardinal Let's see what the dealio is Let's get the aesthetics a little bit bigger Cause we got the good page right here Bam Item number SCP-7000 Classification level 3 Confidential Containment class Euclid Disruption class Vlam Risk class Warning Containment procedures They are not special Containment procedures SCP-7000 to be kept in a 3 meter by 3 meter by 3 meter room At site 19 Must be guarded by at least 2 security personnel at all times The inside of the room is to be monitored with an audio Feet and a camera facing the objects front side Every Thursday After event 7000 dashes witnessed A member of D class personnel A member of D class personnel is to be Directed to pull the objects lever Any effects on the subject are to be recorded And they are to have no further contact With SCP-7000 Should any previous subjects attempt to reach SCP-7000 they must be subdued In giving class C amnestics Description SCP-7000 is a rosewood box With dimensions of 1 meter by 1 meter By 2.3 meters At the front is a sign Painted white with red curse of text that reads Leon's Box of Fortune It has ornate carvings on 3 sides The front being simpler in appearance With a fogged glass panel on the top half At the right side of the box Is a functioning lever The box shows no signs of damage or aging Despite a carving on the bottom of the backside Dating it to 19 redacted Chemical analysts have not been able To collect samples from SCP-7000 In order to confirm the date Written on the box The only sign of damage is to the carving of the words Made with the heart of Undecipherable On the back of the box When looking through the glass panel of the box Red presumably felt that curtains can be seen Covering the rest of the box's contents At all times a quiet mechanical Clicking can be heard from in the box's interior Every Thursday at 6pm local time The speakers on SCP-7000 Turn on and a masculine voice Will speak lines that vary each week Depending on the number and type of personnel Present in or near its containment chamber Though the voice always keeps a consistent theme The most common voice line is Come test your luck Spin the wheel and change your future Once sentient beings Come within a 3.5 meter radius Of SCP-7000 The voice will appear to purposefully Coax them into spinning the wheel behind the glass As the speakers Curtains As the speakers curtains behind SCP-7000's Glass panel open Revealing a large red chance wheel With golden text in each section Its number of sections And the text on the sections changes each time The curtains open If the wheel is not spun within 24 hours Then an entity designated SCP-7000-1 Will materialize, commonly stepping out From behind the box Security footage shows no logical means of exit Even if cameras are placed directly behind the box In one test of SCP-7000's Spawning abilities Cameras were placed all around the box Resulting in the entity spawning directly On duty guard outside of its chamber It is advised that visual monitoring devices Are not to be placed on multiple sides of the object To control the spawning location of SCP-7000-1 SCP-7000-1 is a human Of unidentifiable sex Physically the age of 23 It appears to be of Mediterranean descent Standing at 1.93 meters And weighing 75 kilograms Its hair is black and curled And it is often tied back It wears an attire similar to that of 1920s Ringmaster and wields a painted A pointed wooden cane When it speaks, its voice appears To come from the speakers of SCP-7000 It has proven be cordial And charismatic in conversation Though described as somewhat anxious and distracted Making repeated attempts to convince Its interviewer into engaging with SCP-7000 It has been proven able To speak fluently in both English and Italian Interviewing this entity Has given limited explanation Regarding its anomalous properties 7000-1 Describes its dormant period as a sleep-like state Suggesting that the entity is a consciousness Trapped inside SCP-7000 SCP-7000-1 Has never revealed a name throughout its interviews Insisting on being simply called the game On average SCP-7000-1 will remain present For two hours after materializing And will vanish in a similar manner Fashioned to how it appeared Each day that the wheel in SCP-7000 Is not spun, SCP-7000-1 Will materialize and for longer and longer periods of time Before dematerializing As the entity appears for longer Durations, its behavior will grow more Erratic, and it will attempt to force Nearby humanoids into engaging with SCP-7000 In addition to the increase In unpredictability, the volume Of SCP-7000-1's Voice on the loudspeaker will grow louder If one does not spin the wheel After the fourth day, SCP-7000-1 Will appear once more The voice on the loudspeaker blaring it near Defining volumes SCP-7000-1 will violently engage With any sentient beings around it Once in physical contact with the sentient being It will violently force them towards SCP-7000 100% of the time, these attempts are Fatal, as the entity used excessive And unnatural strength, as well as Stabbing victims with its pointed cane It will repeat this process until the wheel is Spinned After this, SCP-7000-1 Will dematerialize And pulls the lever when the object's curtains are open The wheel will spin for roughly 10 seconds Before landing on one of the sections shown Effects that correlate To the text on that section will manifest In the life of the sentient being Spinning the wheel, typically occurring Within two weeks of engaging with SCP-7000 The effects of SCP-7000 Are highly debated, as it is Unknown whether the object truly changes a person's fate Or simply predicts the future Show Test Log Test Log Format Subject Junior Researcher Jake Redacted Resulting text, a loss of love Effect on the subject, later that day Junior Researcher Jake Redacted Discovered that his girlfriend had been cheating on him with another man After looking through her text messages He remarked that it was unusual That she had left her phone unlocked when confronted on the matter Subject Agent Redacted Resulting text, new life Effect on subject, Agent Redacted Was discovered dead in her home 10 days after engaging with SCP-7000 Her body was rendered physically unidentifiable As decomposition had been accelerated Beyond expected rates Though DNA analysis revealed her identity Various species of flora and fungi were growing All over her remains Including T-hybridium, H-redi And undiscovered fungus In the scutelinea genus Subject D3562 Resulting text, healing Effect on subject A fracture in the index finger of D3562 Healed completely a week after the test A month sooner than predicted by medical personnel Subject D2361 Loss of life Effect on subject, several hours after this result SCP redacted breach containment D2361 was found dying in his cell Hours after SCP redacted had been contained Being pronounced as deceased Just as medical personnel arrived to treat him His autopsy revealed that he had died due to a heart attack That would not have been fatal If a containment breach had not taken precedence Over his well-being Subject Junior researcher Athena redacted Resulting text, spin again next week Effect on subject Despite being scheduled to be transferred to another Security wing for a month prior to the event A glitch in the facility scheduling resulted In a change made in Athena Redacted's assignment That allowed her to be present when SCP-7000 Became active once more Upon spinning the wheel a second time Athena redacted got the result Loss of life Her father died in a car accident three days later Subject Resulting text, breath of fresh air Effect on subject Two hours after spinning the wheel SCP redacted had exited the containment site's gates In the process SCP redacted was completely unseen by security cameras And personnel alike It remained undetected for another hour Before being recontained Note, during a containment breach SCP redacted managed to enter the containment chamber of SCP-7000 The following information was recovered from Security and audio feeds And confirms the theory that SCP-7000 will attempt To lure sentient beings that are not human Subject Resulting text, redacted Effect on subject Dr. Arnold redacted became increasingly violent Over the period of a week before returning to SCP-7000's containment chamber Attempting to dismantle the machine and data Expunged He did no damage to the box, still attempting to destroy it The guards restrained him. He was unable to be subdued And was terminated by on-duty guards Addendum 1 After the incident with Dr. Arnold redacted Container procedures of SCP-7000 have been updated To include Any subject who interacts with SCP-7000 Is to be given a mandatory psychiatric evaluation And monitored for a week after the incident Regardless of the subject's results from spinning the object's wheel Addendum 2 During the increasing prevalence of text sections Pertaining to death, insanity, and loss As well as the occurrence Of previous, in the previous addendum Only D-class personnel are to operate SCP-7000 mandatory psychiatric evaluations Still in place Well That was Um So I think it's a hard It's hard to write about Humanoid anomalies Like Um, especially It's like a thing, what does the anom- Like it's anomalous And then there's a Humanoid Anomaly And It I have just, I have I have concerns about Um The structure of this art Well The opening salvo That are typical for like new authors Um, but The opening stuff, yeah The opening salvo is just like Not the classic like A three meter cube Because why? We've got a We've got multiple Typos and changing of terminology It was referred to as 7000-1 It was referred to SCP-7000-1 The Upper What's the word I'm looking for? The upper The warning here Is actually encroaching upon the Clip here, so that's not formatted right There's just This was very much rushed to Post We have a log Without bolding in the Log here In the test logs We have the event 7000-a And so When we Look to critique something like this The obvious thing would be even before I get to Talking about the idea And the story structure I would be concerned about All that That should not be put on the site The pitfalls Yeah, it's a very Common beginner Pitfalls Yes, I agree with you Unnecessary uses of That expunged Heavy redactions Towards the end there Um Just redacting character names I mean that's Undecipherable in bold It's all small things But it all adds up And if I were to go after the story itself All I would really say is that I'm not against a Game show with a weird Appearing host And it does weird things Um I don't understand Why is it seems like the guys Rush to like make sure someone plays it Doesn't come with a reason And like an interview With him to find out like What maybe trying to figure out why But he won't tell you rather than just saying Oh he's just not very talkative about his stuff Yeah And um When was this posted? It was posted Yeah I mean like The It's only been edited five times since Um so I feel like you know I wonder How much critique they got I Would hope that Um That they had gotten at least some Critique but at the same time I think that it's indicative of I'd rather them have not Than have gotten critique and just not Or have gotten critique and have it be bad critique You know what I mean? Cause at least Now that you know Indicate that work needs to be done Hopefully the drawing board They'll look at it and they'll have it They'll run it by some people You know what I mean? They just gotta learn the ropes to the site Exactly I mean I've definitely Seen worse first entries so You got that going for it Oh yeah this is actually legible Far cry from some First postings Definitely not a zero out of ten If I asked for an article There was no article and you punched me in the face Um The you know Author if you're out there Don't be discouraged by this You know go back to the drawing board You know Talk to more people get some critique And I guarantee You can work something out This is not a lost cause It just needs some love For sure Um I would read the next one But it looks like that one is Literally 13,000 words Oh boy And uh I did Read a chronax and uh I thought that one was really good I want to give this one My full And honest attention Ah Ooh we got another dono for the go fund me though So that's good news Yes We got here Honestly Let me take a look at it This is Jay's been in the chat Wanting to see it done That was just a really short one I Let me see if I got the energy for this Cause If I can take a shot at this If this is looking okay format wise If it's not gonna like break my brain It's got a little dialogue Which is going to quicken it up Oh there's the son of a bitch There's the transcripts Master list Beginning is funny I like it So You know at the same time You know it might be good to have to Like to come back to this And have that one be the thing that kicks it off You know And honestly what we can do To kind of seal off today Is we can skip ahead And we can end on sims I think it's appropriate That's fine let me see it's not a long one Yeah by his hand Jay I'm sorry if you waited this whole time Jameson We're gonna start with yours next time This is the really the next one's the really I think Let me see This one looks relatively lengthy Because yes sims is fairly Short and it's appropriate To what we did tonight Yeah I'll absolutely read that I didn't hear you Say that I think it got cut off Or something I will happily read This is SCP-7000 Dr. Sumerian almost Goes out on a limb I love it Item number SCP-7000 Object class Euclid Special containment procedures SCP-7000-1 Is not allowed to leave foundation employment For any reason SCP-7000-1 Is to be monitored at all times In improbable events should be logged Additional measures are to be taken Once there is a better understanding Of the core anomaly or anomaly Involving SCP-7000 Description SCP-7000 is an unexplained Probabilistic phenomenon Surrounding Dr. Jeremiah Sumerian SCP-7000-1 This phenomenon causes unusual And unlikely events to occur In any situation where SCP-7000-1 Is in danger While these unusual probabilistic outcomes Do not necessarily result In SCP-7000-1 remaining Uniformly led to a survival In all recorded circumstances This effect does not extend To any other individuals Or property surrounding or near To SCP-7000-1 SCP-7000 occurs Without the need of conscious thought Without any regard for the wishes Of SCP-7000-1 Additionally, when SCP-7000-1 Deliberately places in life-threatening situations SCP-7000 will still Prevent SCP-7000-1's death Current understanding of this effect Indicates that it has been in place Since SCP-7000-1's birth It is also believed that Sumer All information regarding SCP-7000-1's life Prior to foundation employment Is fabricated SCP-7000-1 has not Visibly aged during his 10 years in foundation Employ, though given the short time period This is not a definitive indicator Has been surmised that the phenomenon That keeps the entity alive during short-term emergencies Has also acted over the long-term Bent incomplete or imperfect cell replication Tissue samples Extracted from SCP-7000-1 Are not under the effects Of SCP-7000 and appear To replicate and die normally Show SCP-7000-A incident The following is a log of the investigation Which led to SCP-7000-1 On July 21, 2022 Dr. Sumerian was staying At a foundation's safe house in Central Alabama Around 1600 hours local time A flash storm generated severe winds These winds sheared off a large section of a tree Which then fell into the room That SCP-7000-1 was working for Despite total destruction of the room SCP-7000-1's death The room SCP-7000-1 Suffered no serious harm As part of the project, Dr. Sumerian Was investigating per his duties As a floating Ethics community liaison Several macroscopic probability detectors Have been placed around the safe house To protect against the incursion by agents Of the serpent's hand following an attack The previous month These detectors recorded a spike of 16 Dimorphs I don't know how to pronounce that A dimorph is a general measurement Of how much a particular incident deviates From a standard probabilistic predictions A higher number indicates a more improbable At the time of the event Given that Dimorph scale's baseline of One, this was determined To be significant enough to investigate This investigation came to three conclusions One, the probability event Was of a significant value And protected SCP-7000-1 From harm Two, the serpent's hand was not active In the area at the time of the event The probability event was causally linked To the attack on the safe house in June Three, Dr. Sumerian's personal history Both before and during his foundation Employment indicates frequent similar events Considering this, the Ethics committee Has placed Dr. Sumerian on administrative leave Until such time as this And similar events can be fully investigated Show record of potential SCP-7000-1 incidents The following is an incomplete log of events Gathered in the last 48 hours Involving Dr. Sumerian both before And during his employment at the SCP foundation Event date, location, estimated Dimorph rating, and log of events December 8, 2009 Maputo Mozambique With a dimorph rating of four A helicopter Dr. Sumerian was riding And suffered a severe mechanical failure Resulting from an impact with a rocket-propelled grenade Which did not detonate The helicopter was able to make a safe landing And crew and passengers survived March 19, 2010 Vladivostok Russia Rating of 12 During a fact, finding mission in Eastern Russia Dr. Sumerian became involved in a short relationship With Russian GRU agent This mission ended after Dr. Sumerian's hospitalization Following a bomb explosion and derailment of the train In which he was riding He was one of two survivors of that event April 26, 2012 In Erie, Indiana Dr. Sumerian was isolated from his team During an investigation into an organization That was attempting to summon a trio of deities He used the gun of one of the fallen agents And eliminated the emergent agent And formed October 11, 2014 Mobile Alabama Or Mobile Alabama Reading of three to six While shopping, Dr. Sumerian was Trapped under three steely-pastropedic Hybrid mattresses for 28 hours He was freed after the store owner Returned on Monday morning While this was reported anecdotally by others Who learned of it afterwards It has not yet been independently verified February 29, 2016 Near Montgomery, Alabama On Interstate 65 The rating of eight Dr. Sumerian was involved in a firefight During the transport of a highly dangerous SCP object He managed to deal with his pursuers The vehicle he was riding in was struck By a semi-trailer truck carrying coal Dr. Sumerian was the only survivor Of an accident January 12, 2019 In Biloxi, Mississippi The rating of 24 Dr. Sumerian was thrown out of a plane By a chaos insurgency agent While flying approximately 2.5 kilometers above sea level He survived with serious But non-life-threatening injuries After crashing through several tree branches Lending into trampoline in a backyard And bouncing into a pool A footnote I know we experience unlikely events daily More thoroughly than Dr. Gears June 25, 2021 Site 88, Alabama The rating of 32 Dr. Sumerian survived An explosion of a God Tracks hoverboard That Dr. Gerald was attempting to demonstrate The use of July 21, 2022 In Birmingham, Alabama The rating of 16 As described in the DAS-A log above Show SCP-7000-1 Interview Log Dr. Gears has performed a post-incident Review with SCP-7000-1 The log of that interaction is below Date of interview July 24, 2022 Subject SCP-7000-1 Interviewer Dr. Gears Beginning log I wanted to talk to you about the incident At the safe house Yeah, the roof tried to kill me What happened? Was it a tree? For the looks of it, a tree split the next yard over But then I fell into another tree That split off and crashed into the house How much damage was there? Catastrophic? Honestly, if the hand already knows about the place We just put it down in the loss anyway You're probably right Are you feeling alright? Chaken up a bit? I mean, I was 5 feet from certain death I don't think it's fully hit me yet I can imagine But this is not the first time something like this has happened, yes? You're talking about the plane thing That and a few other things The bombing in Russia comes to mind There's a delay of several seconds before the review continues You want to know how I got scarred? No, I just want to parse the incongruity Gears, you tell me if they were considering designation For me, right? Do you feel as though you need one? I've survived some things people didn't Statistically, that's bound to happen from time to time It does seem to happen more often to you Than to others though Does it not? We work for the foundation We work for the foundation We work for the foundation We work for the foundation We put into life and death situations regularly If we didn't survive, we wouldn't be here to ask how we survived Are you familiar with the Morve sensors? I am And? And I think it's more interesting when the character survives What's more interesting? The story? If your character died every time something bad happened There wouldn't be much reading Samaritan, I don't understand That's because I'm not talking to you SCP-7000-1 looks directly At the hidden camera recording this interaction I don't want to die There, I said it It's not something I'm proud of But this is certainly something that's true I think it's true for a lot of people actually It's just primal fear That it's hard to put into words Actually, let's break out of the box A bit more confining than I'd like I've always known that I didn't want to die At some level, but it wasn't until I started writing On the SCP wiki that I came to focus I first found the wiki in 2010 years ago next month I was browsing around TV tropes And kept coming across tropes from the pages Eventually I clicked I wasn't quite as big at the time But it was still pretty popular Then I tried to write something It was very bad, hit on all the cliches It used a copyrighted image It was on some level embarrassing So I left I came back in 2014 and tried again The wiki's attitude at the time wasn't necessarily Always positive to new writers But I persevered and made something that stuck Good, but it was certainly good enough After that I bounced around for a while Finding writers I liked, learning from them And bouncing off when they disappeared And on and on and on Now I'm one of the site's most recognizable authors Right or wrong, certainly But what does this have to any What does any of this have to do with my fear of death? I create an order to be unforgettable To be undeniable I want to make worlds and stories That will be told long after I'm gone My immortality is in my work My work is how I breathe I create a character that hates himself and people love him I create continents and forests and mountains and nations With long storied histories And I shadow them in a moment It's all there, and it's all part of me So always, for all time Writing is how I know myself I've always held that the To be the truest purpose To be the truest purpose to create anything To know oneself I started to find patterns in my writing too I write about immortal white guy What does that say about me? The white guy part is probably negotiable Though probably speaks to a certain amount of self-projection But the immortality comes up again and again It's like I said earlier I believe it's just that I don't want to die Then two days ago the roof really did Left sitting amongst the rubble Looking over at the heavy wooden rafters That landed edgewise on my bed Where my bed used to be Rain started pouring in and I had to act To save some stuff, but about two hours later I finally had a moment to reflect I just kinda sat there and stared off into the middle of distance Reflecting on the events of the day Worried about the future, certainly But also knowing that I come mightily close To one thing I most fear Then I finally grabbed the laptop I salvaged from the dust and opened it up I sat on the floor of my living room Loaded discord and started talking about it And after as after one of the most horrific things In my life happened to me, my main thought was I'm gonna write this into my 7K entry Cause why the fuck not And here we are, hope you like it This proves what I've always known deep down One way or another, I'm gonna live forever Thanks for reading it, and genuinely Good luck to everyone else So you're saying that you are immortal because Your author wants you to live on after he dies SCP-7000-1 Returns his attention to Dr. Gears I guess? Dr. Gears We will take that into consideration then And luck I'd left up with this, but I already did I like it I've said this to Smerian Before and I just believe that the end part Like it comes off as very Like It's the most eloquent part of the story Because it's written from the heart I could tell And that's something a lot of people Struggle with I think You know Everyone dies eventually But the thing is To find meaning in what you have And enjoy it And not spend time worrying about it My opinion The meta aspects Of this article are Come on strong, like you were mentioning 3999, I also think of I'm Sameda, even this article Or whatever 3500 Something that's very meta Very meta, and in my opinion If you're gonna go meta, you go 11 out of 10 meta There's no middle ground Oh, there's middle ground, but Mostly meta as possible To me, I've already gushed to Smerian About this article before, but I'm gonna gush to all of you about this article now So it's just a nice little Because it's such a short article Like for 3999 It goes very surreal, it goes very deep It goes all over the goddamn place But as I've made a video In the past talking about, it's not random And it is very well Thought out and planned out And everything does have a purpose In one way or another if you break it down To structure And when you go big And long, you have time to make those Things happen, and when you go short Like this, you don't have that Time, so you've gotta be very efficient And Talking about the immortality I like the article itself Before it goes meta is Standard issue, it's funny It does the job of Like telling the story of What happened to Samaritan In an SCP So if it were by itself Without the meta, that would be Textbook how you write an SCP about a life event that just happened to you Yep Now, when we get to the meta It is as soon as we get to Which line is it It's more interesting when the character survives That's the first time that It's right at the end of the log And it says, we're talking about characters now Not in universe And Gears is like, what? And he reiterates He doesn't press any further, he just says the same thing The story, if your character's died, it would be worth it So that's two lines of saying Yes, I'm talking about stories I'm not talking about this And you're like, oh, we're getting into meta here And then he hits you And I'm not talking to you and talks to the hidden camera And that could have Again, been your stop sign You could have been like, I'm talking to the Hidden camera I say one more line like this I end the article there on the Stinger But The balls To say, you know what, I am going to fucking do this now And make it a diary entry And then I love the pun of let's break out of the box And he breaks out of the dialogue box It is a progression of going more and more Meta and taking it to that point And Structurally when you don't have a lot of space You've got to be ruthlessly efficient And that is what that is And Tells the story, doesn't Gosh, doesn't go too philosophical, I believe Because you don't have enough time To go on long diatribes This is fairly short comparing it to like 3999 again And then It didn't originally Have this Dr. Gear's final Stinger That brings it back in universe And I loved it before that Stinger existed But I really like that it comes back in universe For one more joke It just brings itself back in And I think that makes the article even better And so Meta's Very controversial on the site There's always people who will think it's not subtle enough Or it's too subtle This is my sweet spot for it Sure Absolutely And I mean The jokes and puns You're actually quite funny Like the Works on so many It's a great it's a great And it is Well within Sumerians wheelhouse of articles Sumerians Bibliography Is the short Quippy funny articles that come in They make you laugh and you leave Your stuff but this is At least when I read Sumerian This is always what I'm seeing It has got a concept that makes you go He thought of that and he did it Good for him it was funny I laughed Absolutely And this is that like Getting thrown out of an airplane Into a tree branch Into a trampoline into a pool Is now a dank meme from site 19 For a reason that's brilliant Absolutely Was clown enough Without going too far on like Suspending disbelief for a comedy article Yep Another one of his articles that does that If you've read it's called period drama It's also along those lines Of just like It's It exists for the joke And it doesn't push itself Too far doesn't overstay its welcome Great piece of writing as well But this Good job Sumerian I know you did Such a good job with a bad situation And that's what I'm hoping that we're doing here For you That's what we want for you And what's that note The Current I don't know But I was just noting That the total is The same number The designation of most popular Article on the site I appreciate that So far all 47 of you Appreciate that I don't even know which one that is The archetype of course SCP-2786 One of Bogan's Favorite articles as well I don't know that I've 2786 I feel like I've heard of this Definitely It is meta In a way For sure It's fine If you have the time Chat You can go and watch the Bogan's Reading of that article I'm surprised that He was able to turn that into a Reading because it is quite a format screw I consider it to be like Not an article that you want to read On a stream Or like in a video or anything Pull it off But it's not about me, it's about Samarian And his Life event That we are trying to mitigate with Cold hard cash right into Samarian's pocket Let's make this A net positive for Sim Absolutely But everyone that has Donated it today Appreciate that Were you interested In resuming this Next week because I'm down So I do have to sit back and decide If I want to keep doing 12 hour streams Each week or if I want to We can talk the detail, see if we want to do something else Because I still want to get through them all Now we've started because this has been A lot of fun We could do a couple each day We can pair it down to like a 3 hour stream Depending on how many long ones we fit in We'll be doing it for the rest of the year though Yeah That's true, we've got to get through Gosh darn 80 or so of these Yep and I'm only imagining it's going to go It's going to go up A few of them are going to be removed I'm sure The overall number is going to go up Tiger Glory in the chat I do check the chat once in a while for questions But I don't like to do things that are Off topic from what we're talking about And also I apologize I don't know the SCP you listed I can't answer your question Do you know what would happen if you turned 1689 inside out 1689 being the bag of potatoes The one that was mentioned earlier Oh is that the bag of potatoes I'm going to sing Yep the burlap bag of potatoes Yep If you turned it inside out it would Well first of all you probably can't Turn it inside out but if you could It would probably cause an EK class Grey goo scenario The entire planet would fill up with potatoes And maybe the reality That is containing all the potatoes Would be empty Of potatoes and then Someone would find the bag on that side And then we would be the one with potatoes To the brim I don't know Maybe there's already a potato world Of potato Engorge people on that side And you'd be like freeing them from the potato plague Yeah It's like a reverse potato famine The number of like Non linked References to other SCPs In some of the one day For everyone who was working in the chat all day Billet streams for multiple Multiple hours a day I have run several 24 hour charity Streams in the past And 12 hour streams We are marathoners We train for this yo Nicky I know Nicky keeps urging us to To cut it here But you know I actually streamed with Nicky It was a weekend we did 20 hours over the weekend Damn And We did that just fine I mean It was a little tiring but I mean you and I Did this with one bathroom break each And I had some mozzarella Sticks and abobites so I'm chill I was actually eating the whole time I saw people in the chat going Why isn't he eating? I'm like I just like lean off the camera take a bite I have a A bunch of I was eating chips I was eating grapes Fine I got a little I had a really big meal beforehand Because I didn't want to have to eat Yeah yeah I did too But you know 12 hours Gotta eat sometime So guys On the way out Make sure that you Donate to the GoFundMe on the way out the door Even a dollar helps because We have 70,000 subscribers On YouTube now That was this week 70,000 subscribers during 7k con And if everyone gets a dollar To Samarian then This 15k is not even going to be a problem Not at all yeah That'd be great Make sure that you go check out The description for that link And also all of Billet's support links are in there So if you have not met Billet before today You can go chase him down on those other sources Yeah absolutely come take a look My support links are there For all my merch and stuff like that And if you're in the chat saying I'm poor sorry You can do You can help us by subscribing to everybody And sharing the videos around On our site 42 in the scp foundation Because we want to make big old movies And if you can't help by Paying us then you can share us And help signal boost our strength Absolutely Absolutely Looking forward to some of that Some of the stuff you've got in the world Sounds cool But this will be our evening side off So thank you guys so much Be safe be well Secure contain