 What's happening? Black Vagans back and ready to react. And this is called Mick the Taxi Man. It's very funny. A few of y'all wrote me. And I said, this is funny. Magnus, this is so funny. Alright, let's see if it is. There's Joe Tuffy, was it? Well, I'm fed up now with these college students. They're gonna be carried the whole time. I'm a taxi man, obviously. I just sat there in the car yesterday. But he shows me his board and his phone, right? So I said, hey, give us a look. And I said, gee, she could do it. Maybe getting the tits a bit bigger. Hey, man, fucking clapped me in the back of the head. Right, short on Black Rock. No problemo, father. I knew what the fuck he was saying. Well, it must have been said no doubt. Just, you know... Actually, the fuck all cracked there, is it? That's fine, please. I'm actually... You're gonna be a bit of a poorie. No problemo, buddy. We're acting all this way. Are you fucking? Are you bastard? Sorry, father, your head's not with me now today. I'm not gonna lie to you now, father. I wouldn't be the holiest of men, you know what I mean? I was out there in a band in the Bray place called Clippos, right? You should've been called Clippos, right? You'd want to see the noise of some of these boys. They're fucking huge. So they were, right? Absolutely massive. But, honestly, last time we had a confession. I don't think I had pukes. Sorry, hold on. Sorry, something like that. Give me a minute, will you? I'm starting to, like, adjust to the speech. Jesus, you wouldn't do a confession for us, would you? Would you actually, father? Would you do one? Um, yes, okay. You're a fucking star, father. Jesus Christ, good man yourself. Yeah, I was on a bad one there last night. Yeah, it was fucking willy. Felt like I run over by a bus. Fuck it down, it's black and blue. I'll have to put a little fella into retirement now for a while. Force one, will you? I was on a holiday out in Pentadorm, you know, a few of the nads. And I, uh, Jesus, I find these two brothers, they were fucking rough, you father. They were sick. But, uh, Jesus, give me the willies. I'm thinking about it, I'm sorry, father. And, uh, battered sausage. Even though I've got the battered sausage on me. All right, good stuff, good man. Right, I'll see you in about 20 minutes. Well... You've gone completely the wrong way. We've gone to the centre bank. Jesus, keep your knickers up. Just with the job and all, you know. If you're doing, uh, a lot of cocaine, and Jesus Christ, the fucking clown through there was there, but if they'd done the bulletin the last week, don't worry about that, right? Jesus, look at this. This is your binder that you want. Hey! I fuck off, it was a joke. There was a bulletin there. Fucking hell, it gets me every time. I'm already getting the bit. I'm 30... 30, father. I fucking got hooked there on Friday. I'll get him there. Don't worry, he's not going to be late now. He'll be fully. Save 20 million marries, that's your penance. I fuck off, 12 million marries. You do have a license there. You're not... A license to kill. Well! Jesus Christ, I'm feeling that better. I feel a huge weight came off each ass there, father. Ah, Jesus. There's a man, Jerry, that... Ah! Let's do it, do it. Tell him this. What do you have? I'll show you. There's a father. Your money's no good to me. I appreciate that profession. No, Jerry. That's incredibly racist. That's not a thing. They laugh when you're doing them. You do, too. What the fuck is the rhythm in me touching right now? Tell him about that professional fucking killer. I'm only messing with one, get out. Seriously, don't tell your world about that, Ray. 6850. 168, come on. Get out. Are you serious? I am indeed. Good man, thank you. We'll enjoy the day now, Ray. Get yourself a bit of funny. A bit of funny? Get back to the car. The car's fucking clamped. Who's going to pay for that? Ray, put you on the phone. All right, so this shit was funny. But my question is, I'm not sure if it's real or not. I think it's fake, but it doesn't matter. It's still fucking funny, okay? I'm going to have to watch a few more of these so I can understand him, man. He talks too fast, and his accent is too fucking thick. Like, y'all saw the way I was watching. Like, I've been really concentrating to try to figure out what he was saying. But, all right, y'all was good, y'all. Post your comments below. One million subscribers.