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With me is my lovely co-host who says this is his favorite episode of my far. Hello. I'm Keri Chakras. That's what, if you need to find me, that's the name. With us, we have two very special guests never been on before. Never, never ever. I didn't introduce you yet. Erin Wynne. Oh, it's Oscar Pine. Oski Boy. Oh, it's weird. I have this like weird like innate desire to punch him. And also joining us for the first time ever, Mr. Jordan's Weeers. Are you doing your Christopher Nolan impression over there? No, I'm just trying not to die while you guys do this intro that with the good intro. Yeah. Jordan, you're just saying before the show you're glad you never have to do Yeah, do you want to do the intro? Hey, we can start this over. Hey, Mike. Hey, Mike. Hey, let's go to Jordan's. Let's go to Jordan's camera. Hey, Mike, if we could go to Jordan's camera and fading in on three, you guys are supposed to have the catchy intro. Done. That's what makes the show. That's what makes it memorable. Every time you're on, you do this on purpose to make me go insane. And give us the intro now. Go to IMDB.com. See? Not so easy, is it, Mr. Weeers? Not so fucking easy now, is it? Our charm, our charm is we're not the hot rod, but we're not the junkyard car either, right? We're like the project car. Oh, so we're transformers. Yeah, we're like, we're like, yeah, we're a bubble bee in the first Transformers movie as a bubble bee. Megan Fox is like opening it and it's like, oh. Oh, wow. Look, she's, what's her age in this movie? I don't know. That's who we are. That's cool. This goes room, room fast. No, guys, she's not like other girls. She knows how cars work. She uses words like intake manifold and carburetor. Don't even get me started. I rewatched the first Fast and Furious movie over the weekend for breakfast. This is how I described it to somebody. You watched it for breakfast. Oh, man. Oh, my, if you, okay, we have other stuff we can get into whatever, but I'm just saying, if you haven't seen the first Fast and Furious movie, especially lately, just go watch it again. It is pure joy. I know dude, I almost had you. You never had me. You never had your car. I know Kayden's been like, almost had me. Kayden's been watching them recently, like live blogging, all of her reactions, like watching them the first time. They're amazing. They're amazing. Also, I didn't realize how many fucking movies there are. Jesus Christ. Oh, yeah. It's been like a two week saga. You know, some people watch the Lord of the Rings, the same edition starting December. Some of us watch Fast and Furious. Man, I did that once. I watched all three Lord of the Rings movies in one day. How long did that take? About 12 hours. Is it actually, wait, how long are the extended editions? The extended editions are longer. They're like three hours each. Yeah, I didn't even, I mean, regular movies are three hours each. I didn't do extended version, but yeah, it was about a, it was about a 10 to 12 hour thing. I was losing my mind at the end. But with how good it is? No, just like how like you really want it to be over because you've been watching these movies all day and then that last movie just won't end. It does have a lot of, it has as many endings as there are movies. Okay, so according to bingeclock.com, new sponsor, the Lord of the Rings trilogy and the Hobbit trilogy extended editions together. Oh no. 19 hours and 39 minutes. Holy fuck. That's a, why? Hey, why not? I mean, do you remember that movie festival? Oh, Butnamathon. Butnamathon, yeah, they would, it'd be a 24-hour film festival. No, okay. And they would show, I said Butnam, like you're gonna take a bite out of that ass. No, it's like a, it's ButVietnam. Oh my god. Yeah. Butnam. Because you have PTSD when you get out of the theater. It's when you have like a bad Taco Bell experience. Okay, anyway, still talking about it. But yeah, they would sneak in like some new movies that are like not out yet and just like classic fun movies. Yeah. And like you couldn't, you couldn't leave or something. Like you had to be in the theater for 24 hours. Oh, thank you. I think, I think Bernie went a few times. I was always jealous because it sounded cool, but in hindsight, I'm glad I never got to go because I think, I don't think I would have made it. So, Bernie's a Butnam veteran is what you're saying. Yeah. Bernie's had some numb cheeks before. I don't know. He's served in Butnam, yeah. Where now? Okay. Yeah, I don't think I could do that. I have, unless it's the Fast and Furious franchise, I have a hard time with movies right now. I, hey, hey. Hey, I've got a good segue. What's your problem with movies? I've got a good segue. I just have ADHD. Okay. I've got a good segue. You know, one of the things I love is being able to, you know, pause the movie and maybe, you know, take a little break, run to the restroom without missing anything. You know, and this is not an ad, but, you know, with HBO Max now, they just announced we're going to be able to do that this year. And some people aren't happy about that. Oh my God. That's my segue. Well, I think, I think most consumers are happy about that. I mean, when I heard the news, it was like, this is exactly what I wanted. This is what 2020 should have been because we never got, like, we never got Tenet on, like, the screen or app that we have, but that's also hyper specific, but yeah. But like, but they, they've been trying some things with, like, putting some things up on HBO Max or just like charging $30 for like a, yeah, or like the shit Disney's doing and then realized, well, maybe we'll just put it up on Disney Plus or whatever. And then, yeah, HBO Max was kind of like, okay, we'll do this with Wonder Woman. And they're like, fuck it, we'll do it with all of 2021's movies. Yeah. So which is great because movie theaters aren't coming back next year. Like it's not just because you're not going to flip a switch and everything's back to normal. Yeah. So it was, I think it's like 18 movies are going to day to day crazy. Be in theaters for those that are doing it safely or stupidly, not safely. And also on HBO Max, I didn't read anywhere that like that it's like an additional price or anything, 17 films, excuse me. I believe it just comes with it. It's not like the Mulan thing. Yeah. $30 for like, yeah. Yeah. The HBO movies, HBO Max movies specifically will be in theaters and also will be on the HBO Max platform for the first 30 days that they are releasing. That's a great deal. That's a great, that's a big dick energy. Like, wow, fucking murder. And they have so many movies that like we're supposed to come out already. Like even Wonder Woman got got pushed to December. So like these movies that are that are coming out next year were movies that were already supposed to be out this year. Yeah. So yeah. So yeah, when I said some people are not happy, it seems to be more people in the industry. It's Christopher Nolan. Well, it's it's it's anybody who has it built into their contracts that they get stuff on the back end based off of ticket sales. Exactly. Which yeah, which you don't have to think about it too hard to figure out why people are mad. Yeah. And and we can take that part aside, right? Like, no, I'm not saying that I love or hate that practice. I don't like it. But yeah. No, that's I would be mad if I was Christopher Nolan, too. But I'm not and I'm happy. Exactly. Because like I I I would like to see Tenet and there's a lot of movies that like to see you but I ain't fucking going out. And I I don't I don't buy Blu-rays anymore. Yeah, sorry. So streaming is like the only way I watch movies. Yeah. I had I had them like I don't know if this is a millennial moment or like a 2020 moment. I don't know what this was, but I was trying to it was it was inception. I was trying to watch inception the other day. I want to rewatch it. And like I couldn't find it on any streaming service. And I got like annoyed. And then I got annoyed at myself for being annoyed. Because like my first I was like, how the fuck is inception not on any streaming platform in 2013? That is a little strange. Oh, I was about on HBO Max. Yeah, I do have answer. But you want to finish your story, Carrie? Oh, that was I was just mad. Oh, that was it. Yeah. Sometimes I'm mad. There's no resolution. No. Well, part of I can at least answer where inception went in terms of it was on Netflix. It went into another streaming service inside of another streaming. Yes. Yeah, it was on Netflix until like a certain month or of a point this year. And then I think they their contract probably got done. So it's not on Netflix anymore. If it's not on there. Yeah, all of Nolan's movies aren't on there already. Maybe maybe they've had some beef for a little bit. Oh, yeah. I mean, he's pissed about it. Yeah. Clearly. I mean, yeah, if he wasn't mad about like this isn't like a Scorsese ask about like the theater is an experience and movies aren't art for meant to be experienced in the theater because he didn't seem to have a problem with the Tenant trailer going out on Fortnite or whatever the hell happened. This is clearly like bottom line. He's going to lose money on this deal. But also he probably lost money because of the pandemic and the way tenant was released here. So and it sounds like the problem with this is that he's not going to necessarily make more money from this, but the people who own the rights to the movie are. Yeah. Okay. But also he doesn't like he doesn't have any movies coming out next year. Maybe maybe his production company or maybe he's producing something. I don't know. But like I just don't understand like the ripping of it unless you're just like, no, I'm this isn't the way it's done. Movies should be in movie theaters, which is of all of the he seems like he would be that kind of person, which I give respect to. I mean like he because I know like a lot of his he shoots on like the IMAX camera 72 millimeter, whatever it is, 74. I don't know. There's something you said, Jordan. And this is not me trying to say that this has ever happened with any of our things. But I have a feeling he probably wasn't thrilled about the fortnight thing. But that probably it was worth a lot of money and he didn't have the final word on it would be my guess. Yeah, that's fair. But clearly he has that's not a that's not anything about for tonight. That's just about like brand things. Yeah. But he has no qualms about being critical apparently. So yeah, I don't know. It's just interesting when he's deciding to speak up. I was going to say like what a weird platform to air the trailer because I feel like for demographic a little bit younger. Yeah, I think. Oh, I'll just correct me. 75 millimeter. Thank you. I think that you should only be able to watch tenant if you have a positive Katie ratio for tonight. I think you should have to fucking earn it. How many chicken dinners do you need to have to wait? That's a different game. See now. Hey, Jordan, you're never allowed to see it. I already saw it, bitch. Hey, it's gone. It's gone. I just inception into your mind and I fucking took your totem and I snapped it now. Now I'm now I'm inverted. Wait, I haven't watched the movie. I don't know what that word means. Did y'all know that tenant is like a it's like race car. It's a palindrome. Yeah, race car. It's kind of the point. It's like a race car. It goes vroom vroom. Wow. Last thing on this is just like I think it's a sign that and this is this was a idea from the top the CEO of Warner Media who used to work at Hulu a company that itself was a disrupter. And I think this is a move in keeping with the spirit of of of disrupting things because you can you can tell. Oh no, I'm inverted. Tenets falling out of your brain right now. You can you can tell when people who work in the industry aren't happy with the decision, but the consumers are. That's how you can tell that like disruption is happening because like it's very consumer based. And if everyone who is a fan of movies is happy about this, then I think it's a win. Yeah, I agree. I mean, I I I've I mean it makes I struggle to understand why outside of like basically big companies lobbying, like why not have multiple distribution platforms so that just more people see things. Like I I it's like if I'm gonna see it personally, if I'm gonna see a movie in theaters, I'm gonna see in theaters. I don't mind waiting if I'm not going to. So it's like I don't just just just do it. Well, I mean, they've declared. I mean, I might be more likely. I might be more likely to watch some of these movies in this format than I was going to the movie theater. I definitely ones that are like slam dunk. So I'm going to go see. But you know, now that some of these are going to be available on like a Thursday or Friday night, I'm like not doing anything. I'm going to check this out instead of going instead of spending the money to go see it in a theater. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, and I guess their hope is, you know, that that's going to entice you to keep your subscription a little bit more. And then but is it worth the chance that you might have gone and seen that movie in theaters and gotten them more money that way? I don't I don't I also don't know how a lot of this shit works. I just again, yeah, we kind of talked about this when Onward came out on Disney Plus where it's like, how do you what are the metrics? What are the metrics that indicate that like people signed up specifically because of this? And like, what is the how does the money transfer like, you know, box box office wise? So, you know, it's it, I guess it's inherently risky because you don't know, but if your goal is to get people to sign up for HBO Max, this is an interesting way to do it. It definitely it seems like a consumer focused move that which is I feel like pretty rare in the entertainment industry. Yeah. Yeah. One that's like bogged down with multiple interests trying to get every ring out every every rat set out of you and that butter out. We do have a couple of few more movie news on our comic. Yeah, very movie focused. Oh, yeah. Very movie focused. Oh, I have the same way for this one. Oh, go ahead. Sorry. One Oscar Isaac is has been announced to be Solid Snake. Okay, that was that was hey. Okay, Aaron and Jordan, we're gonna play a new game. Rate the segue rate the segue did it better. So that was Isis. Mine is have y'all heard the news because my snake is solid. Oscar Isaac is going to be playing Solid Snake in the new Metal Gear Solid movie. Okay. Now on a scale of one to five, because that's how many Solid Snake games there were Metal Gear games. Potentially carry. Okay. Yeah. Pull your fucking glasses down your nose and all of them. Pathetic. I like him. So I'm happy. Yeah. I'm happy it's finally happening because they've kind of been talking about wanting to make a Metal Gear Solid movie for the longest time. Um, I don't know, like maybe 10 years at this point. Oh, wow. So it's been a long time coming. I'm excited. And I love Oscar Isaac. So who's making it? The question or who's directing it? Have they said good question? I actually don't know. Is it? I gotta think it's a Sony Pictures deal, but also like this. Didn't this like come out of the blue? Like we're really expecting this announcement. No, I don't seems really strange. Yeah. Is anyone else surprised that it's not Kojima directing it? Yes, because they kicked. They gave him the boot. Yeah. I guess that's true. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. If he was still with Konami maybe, but even then I would think it's pretty. Well, I don't think it's risky because basically he's directing movies with every video game. Yeah, like his. Yeah. His games are movies. Yeah. Right. So, but it would, I think it'd be very interesting. Like we're kind of missing out on the, on the coolness of that. I have answers and also sans serif on chat had also answered. So it is Sony, Sony adapting Metal Gear Solid. Oscar Isaac is attached. It's currently in development with Jordan. I'm going to mispronounce this. Jordan Roberts. Jordan Vo Roberts on board to direct is VOGT, VoGT hyphen Roberts. What else did that person do? I'm going to look it up from Kong skull Island. Interesting. Interesting. I like how all the articles that announced this all included pictures of Oscar Isaac next to not solid snake like literally every snake that isn't solid. If you're not familiar with Metal Gear Solid, there's a lot of characters named Snake, but there's only one solid snake. But Aaron. But Jordan. In defense. That's the most graphically appealing version of a snake and a snake. Yes. One snake was a looker. Yeah. Exactly. Like he doesn't even have eyes. He's just a headband and a block rectangle. He's a very serious man. But and they're clones. So they're identical. So it's fine. That's what he's going to look like. So is Oscar Isaac also going to play liquid snake? No, because they're not identical clones, but he could play big boss and solid snake. Is there so I've played two to maybe five hours of Metal Gear Solid five. That's it. With that getting into spoilers and or this turning into the rest of the episode. Why are some of them liquid and some of them solid and some of them bosses? Like, okay, so it's just their names. Okay. Their names, their code names. Okay. Do I need to go there? Their real names aren't solid snake and liquid snake. Dummy. Okay. Richard Snake. Like what? David. David Snake. Big Boss's real name is John. Oh, we should. We should sound like an idiot right now. Good. We should. We should find one of those Metal Gear Solid name generators. Grand Misers for ourselves. It's usually like adjective and animal, right? Yeah. We should. We should just we should post those. I feel like they do that. Post them. Go ahead. I'm doing them right now. They do that on Google Sheets when you just sign in and not endlessly. Curious koala. All right. I'm going to the first one. I should. Oh my god. The first first website found. First one I found says not secure. What generation do I belong? This is too much. No, that one looks that one looks sketchy. That's sketchy. I just want putting your name. It spits back out something. I clicked on it now. Oh, great. I think I'm getting a live virus as we speak. I'm backing out. I'm backing out. So I wonder if it's going to be like a big action popcorn movie because I guess that makes sense in the in the big scheme. The plot is like always been just super convoluted, convoluted on purpose almost. So I don't know how they're going to simplify that or what they're going to do or how to adapt it. And I don't know if Oscar Isaac is going to do a voice. If he's going to play him in a certain way, Oscar Isaac. Yeah, Oscar Isaac doesn't sound anything like so. It's like David Hader. They should just redub him. Well, Jordan, he's an actor. So yeah, he'll act. Well, and the one you play two to three hours over. Who was I playing as? Kiefer Sutherland is actually the voice of snake in that one, which is a departure. Wait, and you were playing if you really want to know for snake. If you really want to know, I think I think his name was punished snake in that one. Well, the first. Okay. The first two to three out. Oh, God. Yeah. You're playing as big boss. Okay. I can't remember. I can't remember the beginning. No, in the first level of Metal Gear Solid 5, you are still. No, you're not actually big boss. Yeah. And then you're you get facial reconstruction surgery to look like big boss and you do another mission. And so you're playing as someone who is just kind of a soldier who you fucked up your face. Yeah. So Metal Gear Solid 5 is not technically any of those characters. It's a totally different thing. Yeah. Scooty snakes. Do y'all. Thank you. Thank you. I'm gonna. Okay. So here's a question. Here's a question. If as people who clearly know a lot about snakes and their various rigidness, what if if you would love Metal Gear Solid 3, where you play as naked snake. That's my favorite one. If you could, if you could compare what you're hoping this turns out to be to like another franchise. Oh, you know, as we know, video games never get adapted well into movies. What? Excuse me, Doom. You know what? Mission Impossible would be cool. I think comparing it to Mission Impossible, because there's some there's some gadgetry, there's some stealthiness, some likable characters. I think that's that's the best I could hope for. Yeah, I don't know. It's so it's hard for me because again, this is like my favorite game franchise. Yeah. So I'm very protective of it as it is. Plus Kojima is like notorious for having like Aaron, you're not you're not gonna get that at all. I know. I know. That's why I'm like it's do it. It's even a point. Like I feel like I can just watch all the cutscenes on YouTube. And right. Yeah, you're you as a super fan are going to be disappointed by the movie. Yeah. So unless it's on HBO Max, then I'll watch it. What is it? Yeah, it's it's like to me, it's like at that point, just by the rights and name it something else. Like you know, you get right there already. You're going to get people to see it by. Yeah, you are. Yeah. Yeah, I wish I wish we had like a as a society. I wish we had a way those except we'll just be like, it's kind of like it, but don't worry about it. All right. Can we get a line, a line of dialogue and we all do our best make impression? Sure. I know what he sounds like. So yeah, absolutely. A line of dialogue. Best. Oh, I still want to do our codename. Oh, yeah, do it. I need I need to find a good one. Chat. Help me. You can look at this whole time. I haven't found anything. All right. I found I want to circle Metal Gear Solid, 10 most memorable quotes. Okay. Thank you. The Gamer.com. Sure. That works for me. Here, I'm going to slack you all individual, individual secret, secret messages. And I and you're all going to you're all going to tell me you're going to do it. Jordan, we're going to start with you. Okay. Jordan, we're going to start with you. You're slacking it to me. Yeah. I'm going to slack it to you. Okay. Okay. Ready? Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. This is your first one. Would you like to know which snake it was? No, that won't inform. Well, it's I already pasted it. So it's it's too late. Okay. The nightmares. They never go away, Snake. I actually don't remember what line that is. I don't know that. Yeah. This can't be. This can't be a line said by Snake because he's talking to himself apparently. Well, I look, I just, what do you want from me? Why is Kerry doing this? This is not a line. No, this is great. Say it. Say it now. Say it. Say it with emphasis. You're making. What? That's not what Snake sounds like. It is now. I'm directing. Well, first off, it's not even a snake line. So I'm the director now. How do you know that? You don't know. It's the boss. Okay. Very different from big boss. This is just the boss. Okay. Oh, yeah. I've given it. That's true. I'm going to do an anime voice. I've slacked you yours. Okay. This is very important. Okay. Okay. I'm going to try. Okay. From here on out. You're big boss. Now, if we can all just, so we could grab that. Oh, hey, I've got a new article, 15's specifically best solid snake quotes. Is that better? This is done. We should move on. Because we like, we like snakes. So let's talk about, sorry, Kerry. Hey, Issa. I don't have any more tears to shed. That's actually a snake line. I know I found it. Yeah. Good job, Freddie. All right. Well, Aaron's was the best, so we didn't even really need to do that. Wait, can I do one more? A weapon to suppress middle gear. Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing. Wow, it's like snakes here. Yeah. Honestly, yeah. I mean, I'm basically, I'm basically Kiefer suffer one, suffer what? What's his name? I don't know. Make me suffer laying the, Kiefer snake. Kiefer snake. Speaking of, we like snakes. We like wiggly things. Oh my God. He's so, oh. Time to rate the segway. I know where this is going. Issa, go ahead. Even before I segue. Okay. I have, I have the attention of everyone now. It's a good time for our, to remind everyone to create a free account, a free account. Join us in chat. Thank you, chat by the way, for being involved and being here. We really appreciate you. It's the holidays. So we do have a promotion going on right now. Someone remind me what the link is again. Store.roosterteeth.com, I'm pretty sure. Yes, that sounds right. You can get Rooster Teeth merch. Wow, I have notes shirt. Oh my God, please. Buy that shirt, please. Buy the shirt. You can also buy your own Oscar pine. You could buy your own Oscar pines. Look at that toy. Look at him, he's a little key chain. I asked merch specifically, hey, can we get more Oscar merch? And they said yes. Thank you. 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See, if you just say it kind of an angsty thing with like a little bit of gravel, it sounds like a bad solid snake would say. It's true, even though I can't grow. That's why I didn't even get it tipped in. I just went in the wrong direction. Here, I'm going to try it. I'm going to do a little experiment. Can you all tell? Or Ace, I'm sorry, were you done with that? We're in the middle of a read and a segue. Ace was about to do a great segue for our next topic. Oh, yeah. Let's do that. That's better than what I was going to do. All right, wiggly things. We like snakes. That means we like octopuses, octopi, and things with many limbs like spiders. Alfred Molina is returning to the Spider-Man series. That's good. That was a pretty good segue. That's better than what I was going to do. That's a solid three. I give that a three. Well, three out of three. No, three out of five. I thought that was the scale. On top of Alfred Molina coming back, there's actually been more news coming out that even more people from the Sam Raimi trilogy are also coming back like whoa, Kirsten Dunn's, I think? Yeah, yeah, Kirsten Dunn's. And Emma Stone from the Andrew Garfield line. Whoa, are they doing, like, into the Spider-Verse live action some bullshit? It's what it sounds like. It's multiverse, baby. It's a multiverse now, yeah. So the Doctor Strange movie coming out is the madness of the multiverse, and I think that one comes out first. Spider-Man's in it? Or Doctor Strange is definitely in this new Spider-Man movie, too. It's going to have something to do with that. If they hold on to it as a secret and also introduce Miles Morales in this, I would totally get my shit. Like, announce all this other stuff. We know he does exist in canon. Yeah. Now. Maybe. Do you think is Gambino too old now? Or he's already, he's already, he already plays his uncle. His name is Childish Gambino. His uncle, yeah. No, I just, like, there's a whole, like, petition to get him into Spider-Man. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And they threw him a bone by playing Miles Morales' uncle. That's right. That's right. And I think, was that in, was that in the MCU ones or is that in the Sony ones? It was this, it was the, it was homecoming. So it was, it was the MCU. So he's in the MCU. It's the only one. Okay. Yeah. I need one. So Miles Morales is in the MCU. Okay. Okay. So they are doing, speaking of Doctor Strange, because that also reminds me too that you mentioned that Doctor Strange's whole movie is about the multiverse thing. They did say that Black Widow, not Black Widow. Scarlet Witch is going to be in the Doctor Strange movie as well, which probably ties into the, the new show for, yeah, the WandaVision show. I'm very excited. So maybe that type of thing. Hey. Yeah. Hey. Hi. Hi. Oh, wasn't, wasn't there going to be a Black Widow movie? Yes. That's one of the ones that got pushed. Yeah. Oh, shit, man. It got pushed, it got pushed to November, but then it probably got pushed again and nobody noticed. Oh, really? Yeah. Sounds am I right? I told you. Sorry. The James Bond movie was also supposed to come out last month. For a second, I thought maybe it popped into another universe, like with the Bersene thing. And I was like, did I come from a universe that was better for this movie? And then I didn't. Yeah, no, she, she's dead, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. So, so that's one news. Yeah. So I'm very excited about this movie now because can you just imagine the Andrew Garfield, Tom Holland, and Toving McGuire's Spider-Man interacting? I, I would watch my entire fucking series. Right? That's an idea. I, it's so crazy. I feel like Toving McGuire still looks the same that he did. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's Toving McGuire done recently. He's not, I don't know recently, but he has still been doing movies. Just, I don't know about 2019 or 2020. I mean, couldn't they also, okay, hang on, let's, let's, let's go deeper. The, the newest Spider-Man games, they used like a real person as the model, didn't they? I think they did. Well, see, I thought they did too. Like specifically the Miles Morales game? Well, so, so they did it for the Spider-Man game, and then they modeled it off a different person when they re-remastered. I was just about to say that because they like redid. Yeah, I think both of them were based off of a real person. Are you looking for hints as to like who else is going to be in this movie? Well, I was just saying like they could keep going and like add in like the live action actor being the video game story. Right, yeah. Yeah. Like let's get them, let's just fucking get them all in there. We're gonna do it, let's do it. Animated Miles Morales from the Spider-Verse. By the way, because I don't think, I can't remember if I talked about it or not. If you, if you do like Spider-Man, the Miles Morales game is really fucking good if you haven't gotten it or played it yet. And I like playing as the lamppost. Do what? So I like playing as the lamppost. Bugs happen. Okay, Jordan. So yeah, there's a suit in the game. There's the Into the Spider-Verse suit. And there's also a power-up that lets you, it plays back all of his animation. It's stepped so that it looks like the movie. Oh yeah. Oh, that's cool. It's cool. It's cool. At first I was like, okay. And then I was like, I swung around for a little bit. I was like, this is cool. Very good movie. And I'm glad it, I'm glad like that movie is like opening doors for more creative animation. And also apparently multi-verse content. Because of this new Spider-Man movie. I, I'm so excited. Like I was very skeptical at first because I think the first one they announced was, oh my god, what is his name? Andrew Garfield. No, uh, Electro. Jamie Foxx as Electro being in it. And I was like, and then they announced like all the other Spider-Man guys coming back. And I was like, oh, yeah. Kombucha tastes good. I completely skipped the Andrew Garfield. Yeah, I only, I only watched, I only watched this on planes. And honestly, I never even saw the third, uh, Rain Me Spider-Man. That one's the best. The second one is the best. That one has all the memes in it. That one has all the good memes in it. That's just true. Two different kinds of best. Jordan's doing it. That's why I didn't watch it. Whoa, Jordan Sprears, are you going to be in the new Spider-Man? Pizza time. Pizza time. Speaking of, uh, video games, I know Sam wanted us to talk about it and Carrie, you kind of wanted to talk about it. Oh, we're talking about boat snacks again. No. So this is, um, uh, today's the eighth. You're watching this live. If you are watching this, uh, when it goes out for first members and that's two days away, you're also probably not watching it and playing Cyberpunk instead. I'm excited for this game. I'm lowering my expectations, but I'm excited for this game. I said a question for y'all. This is, this is not Cyberpunk related, but it came to me from Cyberpunk. How, do y'all look at reviews before you play games or watch movies or shows or anything like that? Or do you, do you prefer to go in fresh, like not knowing anything? For me, if it's a, like a new game or new movie, like that's been out within the past like year or so, like I won't touch reviews at all. If it's like a really old game, um, that's like, I don't know, like mid-2000s or older, like maybe I'll like look into a review or a lot of, like I'll watch a few YouTubers that like do, um, video game essays on like older content. Um, and so those kind of turn into a review and those are usually like, okay, that's, it's kind of like in that genre where it's not too spoilery, but it kind of like intrigues me at the same time. So like that's, I think that's an acceptable level for me. Is it, is it George Mobile? I do have an answer. I hope so. I only ever really read, um, read headlines when it comes by. Yeah, that's what I did with Cyberpunk. Yeah. So it's like, um, because that tends to be the general discourse, depending on how big game gets. Nowadays I've been more into kind of just like, if I see a game and it immediately interests me, then I'm just going to buy it. Yeah. Especially if it sounds like something that I like. Like for example, Spirit Fair, it was already time, you, you got me at time management. I was already going to buy it. And, but also like, uh, the first time I saw it was the trailer. So really it's, it's more about like looking at the trailer. I'm playing Aegis Rim right now, which everyone who I've talked to about or has said good things about it has said go into it blind. So pretty much I'm like, okay, well, word of mouth, word of mouth, basically a headline, right? So that, that's kind of my, my experience of like, uh, if I'm going to get it, then I'm going to get it. But otherwise I'll probably just read a couple headlines and then make a decision. Oh, I forgot to add on to my answer. I did forget, um, there was a YouTuber. I don't know if y'all are familiar with moist critical. Moist critical. He is great. Uh, he does, uh, moist meters, which is like his review. Moist meter. He'll talk about how like moist something is. And usually if it's something I'm really interested and I don't want to be spoiled, I'll like just skip to the end and see like what percentage he gives it. Otherwise if it's like an older game or a game I'm not interested, I'll watch like the whole thing. This game is sopping wet. Yeah. It's good. I'm going to quick tangent here, because how long until that enters like the public lexicon that they start, they start putting it on, um, like trailers or like the back of the box and stuff because they started doing it with rotten tomatoes and that, that is a sentence that doesn't really make sense. So it's like game certified moist. How long until that starts happening? That would be a great thing for like an indie dev to do, to like get to review the game. Yeah. They can put like our game certified moist. It'll, hey, you know, it'll make me do. It'll make me do this. What? Huh. Interesting. There is randomly, um, one of those, one of that, that video game about moving stuff. It was basically, uh, Desperating. Crap. No. It was a co-op game. Oh, like moving out. And it was about like moving for, yeah, moving out. Is it that one? Yeah. It's like, it's almost like an undercooked kind of game. Yeah. It's undercooked, but like better co-op for a month, for a month, I remember. Oh, oh, that's fine. Yeah, it is, it's moving out. Yeah. Yeah, it's, okay, moving out. I remember I watched a trailer for it because it was on a, one of like the Switch Nintendo Direct ones. And there was a quote from our very, very own beloved Fun House. Really? They had a quote, they attached a Fun House quote to it and a testimonial. And I was like, I can't tell if that was a good or bad. Which sounds like Fun House. So I'm, uh, yeah, that's my- I, I- That's pretty funny. Eesa, I'm very much in the same boat as you were. Like I, honestly, the thing I do more than anything else is I'll go to like, there's, there'll usually be a subreddit thread that is like an aggregation of all the reviews. And I'll just skim through that and look at like any like quotes of like, I mean, so far, basically people have said cyberpunk is interesting. It's really ambitious. It's buggy as fuck. Do you think that's like hampered your excitement for it though? Um, no, because the reviews are also kind of ridiculous and like I don't- I think everybody knows that the video game review system is broken, but it's one of those things that like nobody addresses. Like I, I, I shit you not. I'm not going to get the exact quote, but one of their reviews, like the, the poll quote from it was cyberpunk isn't a perfect game, but it's definitely like the next level or something. It was something like that, but they used the term it's not a perfect game and the score was 10. And they gave it a perfect score. Yeah. And I was just like, well, okay. I mean, I, I'm one of those people were like, I, I have had, I, I would rather go by word of mouth. Like I'm not, it's not, I would not say it's like held me back at all. But I, you know, I've, I've lowered my expectations a little bit. Just a little bit. I think we can all agree that the only true video game review system scale we can trust is X play. Yes. They are the truest game journalists. And would you for coming back? I haven't played a game since she for went off. Yeah. Adam Sessler is not telling me coming back yet, Aaron, whether or not a game's worth it. I'm not going to play it. Yeah. Oh, that's. If I don't hear a four out of five, I am. Oh my God. It's, it's like, it's like the pause was there, but like we know what was coming. Oh man. Only true millennials know. I wish they had done, or maybe they didn't, just remember, I wish they had done like changed what it was out of every time. All right. Like 20. Yeah. So it's like, you just never know a four out of four. We give it a 3.8 out of 3.9 out of 3.7. Take that. Yeah. I honestly, yeah, I, I'm, I, I think we have talked this before, but like I, I'm, I would so much rather just like wait, I would just, I'm just going to play stuff myself. Like I just, I, I'm so about the like first experience. I'm with those annoying people that if you tell me that there's an interesting twist in something, it's ruined it for me. Yeah. Not, not telling me the twist, but telling me that there is a twist. It's gone. Yeah. Yeah. Now you're on the lookout for it. It's like that expectation. Right. Yeah. It's like that. There is a thing that happened to me earlier where I didn't want to get spoiled for, from Aegis Room, but my, I still put on the besties podcast where they talk about video games. And they, they warned us there, there was a bit of a spoiler in there. There's like, okay, spoiler now. And then for you just like, stop it, stop it, stop it. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. I, I, my yes, so forget that I was there or what they had talked about. And so I just listened and I was just like, I was sad for, no, no, no. Or like a good hour. I was just like, oh, that was even, it was so nondescript too, because they didn't say any character either. It was just like a situation. But I was like, oh, I had already, yeah. I was like, I already had my suspicions. And now I'm a little sad. Oh no. Well, and the worst too, because it's like, I, I, you know, everybody can have their opinions. Like some people don't care about it at all and some people like super do. But the worst, the worst is trying to explain to somebody who doesn't care why you're now like super sad. And it's like, they can't understand, which is fine. Like it's, it's okay. But you're just like, you just know, you've ruined my day. It's not your fault. It is your fault, but I forgive you. It's okay. It's going to be okay. Just know that you've permanently ruined something for me. My assaults feel so bad. They're like, I'm really sorry. I was like. The feeling is, it's not okay. But it will. Breaking up with you. Yeah. I'm moving out. Bye. I'm moving out. Bye. The feeling you get when you enjoy something without knowing anything about it and it's like totally being discovered for the first time by you in the experience in the moment is so like worth going after again that like I don't even, I'm not even sorry when I don't want things spoiled. Like, don't tell me anything about it. Because the less I know about something, the better chance there is of just like me experiencing something completely fresh. And it's really hard to get that, especially if you're going after reviews for stuff. Yeah. One of my favorite movies is Cabin in the Woods simply because the movie theater experience went in there knowing absolutely nothing about it. And if you had explained to me before what it's about, I'd be like, okay, yeah, it's whatever. But like watching it unfold, I'm like, oh, this is an amazing movie. I think similarly. Kind of on the other side of the coin is being interested in something and then maybe seeing the reviews and it's not good. And you're like, oh, no, I'm not going to enjoy it. When The Witcher came out, I didn't read any reviews or anything, watched it, enjoyed the series immensely. I really like the, I really like the show. And but like reviews were very lukewarm to negative. Isn't that the weirdest thing when you're like, oh, yeah. I guess I wasn't supposed to like that. Yeah. Am I bad? Are they bad? Am I garbage? Are they? Yeah. Are we all just different kinds of trash? I don't. Yeah. So, so reviews can do a lot of influencing on both sides. I am so, I still consider myself so the two things I managed to like, like hold off on and dodge and still got to experience that I just, I am still in disbelief that I was able to do it. I, I read every Harry Potter book until halfway through the last book and then I stopped just because like of life at the time, teen years, you know. And I managed to go into the very last Harry Potter movie completely without knowing anything. Not as interesting. Well, that's not even the biggest like spoiler in that series. It's not, it's not. You survived that. No, I mean, I saw like, I, this is sort of another time, but like I was in, I was in England when the fourth one came out. I'm sure my parents will text me later. It was when one of them came out and literally we went to like their version of Walmart at midnight and somebody bought the book, went through the line and just started reading quotes from it to like spoil people. Like people are assholes. I hate that. The other one for me was Undertale. I didn't play that game until like a year and a half ago, but I didn't know anything about it. All I knew was like, I like, I, I'm one of those people like, I, There's a funny skeleton boy. That's all I knew. Right. And I just, I knew about the concept of a pacifism. Yeah. Like doing a pacifist run. Like that was all I knew. I like, I usually like to note like the, the one thing I'll usually google ahead of time when I play a game is, is there anything I can miss? And then I like, I like read the, like the list, like squinting. And I tell you one thing when I get to this part, do this. Okay, cool. That game fucked me up in one way. And that was, I didn't know about the pacifism thing. So I didn't know, I didn't know what to do. And the first, the first person you fight is the nice lady. And I'm just like, well, there's only one way through this. I'm going to kill the old lady. And it was so sad. When I did that I was like, I bet there's another way to do this. What have I done? Yeah. So I went back to my save before that and did it correctly. Yeah. We had inspired her and had mercy, but then you go into the next room and then there's Flowey, the flower being like, I know what you did. I know what you did. You killed her and you felt so bad about it. I was just like, I was like, I know what you did. You killed her. Yeah. So that was fucked up. That also reminds me, that also reminds me of my wife trying to play the wolf among us, which is a game that's totally influenced by every decision you make. And she was so stressed out about getting the wrong ending that she stopped playing. Yeah. Yeah, that was me. They're kind of really weird. I definitely feel like morality in games or modern games anyways are like, it's very usually straightforward. Like they warn you ahead. Like, hey, your actions have consequences, et cetera, et cetera. Whereas like, I feel like older games like Silent Hill, like early Silent Hill games, there is like morality in it, but not in the sense how it's done today. Like if you don't pick up certain items, you'll get like a bad ending. Like you have no way of knowing that unless you have like the old book paper guide or whatever. Mass Effect 2 kind of did that too, yeah. I love games like that. Where you had to go on all their missions. They weren't like branching paths and they were still like good or worse endings. Yeah, it was like, like Bioshock, like, I mean, I feel like that one's pretty obvious because it's like, you're either going to kill this child or not. Whereas Silent Hill, it's like a little bit more ambiguous. So it's like, are you going to scream on this hill or not? Yeah, exactly. Are you going to get the find the right key? I mean, like, I'm just saying, I'm sorry. One of my monitors like freaked out, so I can't see the topic sheet anymore. We're the time or the chat. So I'm just kind of, I'm just here now. Well, we have about four minutes left. Let's give a shout out to the Mario Lopez movie. Oh yeah, I could do it. So Mario Lopez is playing Colonel Sanders. The article I link to is Entertainment Weekly, which is just you.com. Mario Lopez, it's true, is playing Colonel Sanders in a Hallmark TV mini movie based on KFC. It's a 15-minute long soap that will air on Lifetime this Sunday. That's weird because it's, it's not April 1st, so why is that? And it's called a recipe for seduction. And the image is pretty great. Yeah, okay. But KFC also did the dating sim. They did. Why did they try to get it so horny? That's how you get chicken. Winner, winner, chicken, winner. They already, they already got me saying breast and thigh in public. Leg. Let me take a bite out of that thigh. Leg. What are they doing? That's a cute little leg. Did, did they see like the success of the, like, are they just going to start doing porn now? When the handsome chef Harlan Sanders arrives with his secret fried chicken recipe and a dream, he sets in motion a series of events that unravels the mother's devious plans. Will our plucky Aris escape to her wintry happily ever after with Harlan at her side? Or will she cave to the demands of family and duty? I feel like it's 15 minutes long. Yeah. I feel like KFC is doing this for like clout, I guess. Like I don't think really people care about the movie itself. It's just like, oh, KFC is making a dating sim or a movie. All like major brand like social media kind of marketing now is stuff like this. It's stuff like thirst trapping Colonel Sanders with Mario Lopez and making. Can I be honest though? He looks good. If I, if somebody gave me the opportunity to direct that, I would try and make that my fucking opus. Like I imagine. Yeah, just making it amazing. And just being able to be like, yeah, that's right. I took this stupid idea and I made it. I made you cry. Isn't that be serious? There he is. Look, he looks so good. They're aging him up for this clearly. Yeah, let's see. Mario. Is he going to talk with a Kentucky fried accent or a Benoit Blanc? Kentucky fried accent. Look at his bicep. Care you mentioning how you just, do you like take this idea and like want to make it your opus? I feel like, isn't that what Phil Lord and Christopher Miller did with like every of their like recent movies after like a certain point in the 2000s? Man, if you, if you search for Mario Lopez shirtless, his age doesn't come up. That's very weird. He's 47 years old. Nice. This is a five over 46. Doesn't look like a day over. How old am I? Yeah. Anyone, I know, what was that time? Anyone, guess his height? Hurry. Guess his height? 5'10". 5'7". 6'1". Jordan got it right out of the gate. Jordan, our official Mario Lopez expert. All right. So that is it for our episode, everyone. Thank you for coming. Thanks, Carrie, Aaron, Jordan for joining us. Thanks, Eta. Thanks. If you guys are here, you guys should watch other shows on this website such as Ruby, Every Saturday, 10 a.m. for first members and also first members and regular members and everyone, really. But first members get to watch newer episodes first. There's also RVV zero every Monday at 10 a.m. Same thing. First members get earlier episodes. They get things first. They get things. There's another thing I wanted to show. Aaron and I are making gingerbread houses on Instagram live this Friday at 11 a.m. It's not just a gingerbread house. All better show up or I'll be pissed. Yeah, we all better show up for Aaron's birthday. It's not just a gingerbread house. We are also, we are making the Schnee Manor out of food goods. So check us out live on Instagram this Friday, 11 a.m. Central time. Also, my last thing that I wanted to throw out there is I figured out my metal gear solid name and it's screaming snake. That's how we should end the show. All right. Okay. All right. Screaming snake out. Snake. Snake. I don't get the reference.