 We are getting into one of the main events of the day, day number two, we're here on Sunday, it's another fucking dope September event, we've got the 6th or 7th even birthday coming up, we've got loads of stuff here, our next London event, October 17th, it's a very special event with sole, verse purpose main event, it's gonna be fucking dope, check them out coming very soon. Alright, straight into this battle, one of the main events of the day, it is a very special part of my battle, so please make sure you tweet us on at, don't flop, D-O-N-T-F-L-O-P with all your opinions. Alright, MC on my right hand side, do you know the man, Harry Baker, make some noise for the audience. Please, at the end of the video, watch Harry Baker versus Quill, video games battle is fucking awesome. And MC on my left hand side, make it feel welcome, make some noise for Palfit. Alright, he's just on my man, Palfit on the left, round number one, let's go. I've got the nice rounds, resting piece, rowdy, rowdy, Callum, why'd they put the pipe down? The future's mapped out, you're past stay level, you're past A level, stay level, even God made me, you know he broke the mould to keep me rising, when he made you dough, he sold the mould to Easter Island, like I've just been to Ryman's. He's inspiring as a piece of writing titled My Secret Eating Diary by Lisa Riley. He says he does three gigs for charities, I find that quite baffling, cos you charged him for your fine dining, nice cabins and flight back again. He was supposed to go to Canada to incite action and inspire happenings, you just went there to try battling, but you was billin' Ted like you was time travelling as the wild stallion, next he wants to go to Australia, on a pretence he's going there to bear inspire, ten minutes after landing, he'll find himself stuck in some kind of Larry Seifer wearing light crime. In Australia they call you Harry Biker, published dude, his book's available on Amazon right now, and that's true, when an average of five stars, from one review, this bed has got me so purely proud, I'm talking louder, cos I'm with an author, like Pauline Fowler. How old is the man, man, I'll be damned if Harold isn't, even if he is going to lose his match like Harold Bishop, let me add like a line of figures I haven't yet, Jack's Pacific, Jack's Pacific, bigger the fans that get it. People talk about powerful action figures but poetry slams are for massive bitches, you're getting slammed so hard, the poetry slam sounds like the genius is finishing manoeuvre on a Hasbro card, Hasbro, I'm making mixtapes at the minute, I've got that brand new sound that will slam you down with the ghetto blaster, like it's bad news, brown. Pamphlet said he wanted to battle me, I felt way special, that he would even consider me on the same level than I realised your last battles were Hulk and Craig Chendall, all of a sudden I couldn't really give a fuck, asexual, but maybe you wanted that big J treatment, you know confidence and rattled that he had a lapse and lost to Danny Jack, but after that he's had four international clashes back to back or maybe you wanted that old Shae treatment, but truthfully I do believe you can keep slew of me and five months time I promise they will let you battle lunacy, or maybe you wanted that Stowaway treatment, where he couldn't resist return into the platform but by and large it wasn't really worth coming back for, I do get it though, I am the perfect kind of opponent, I mean I write clever and I never dig deep to try and expose them, I have a face like this and I am known for writing the poems, basically there's quite a lot to go on, to begin with I'm convinced that is why it was booked by Rowan, but now I'm rapping greater, you only took this battle mate Kai, is easy to rhyme with Harry Baker, will you know what rhymes with Pam flip, damp squib, as most people aren't really sure what that is but they know it's underwhelming, because for every classic with Pam there's ten battles he's had that are decidedly average, so the general consensus is that most have decided his average, I mean 73 battles, I couldn't even name 73 battleers, once a team is up there between O'Shea and Pedro with qualities there between Col J and Bloodstroke, his writing is lacklustre, saved by the fact that he can free okay so you're a mutant, that's just another version of DNA, plus you look like a mutant, I mean your body type is genetically modified, you're so ostracised because your torso is ostrich-sized, it doesn't put you in the top half of the league just because you've got the biggest top half in the league, when people say they're getting wedged it means they're smashing the weights, when people say he's getting wedged that is his actual shape, your diet, your diet is promoting Arab leaders, it is protein shakes, but that doesn't change the fact that you are lonely mate, get a life, I'm going to wrong this fellow, he's like a transgender rousy or something, Manchester's Bowsky is humping, it's a pal on the button and looks like a clan member bowing at someone, they say ministry is sound now no wonder the London crowd isn't buzzing, Harry they bounce a second, they found out you was coming because your mouth is disgusting, his teeth look like a couple of clouds that are hugging, it's key if he was less than sexy, random pamphlet multigenerator for Greg Bozetski and Orhexki, other beefcakes real name is Edward Leslie, random pamphlet multigenerator for Harry Baker, a rapid grater, Bodger's budger mate has made a plate and mashed potato, Adam's actual name is Adam Taylor, sense of humour hasn't wavered, pay a stack of paper to a Spanish waiter for a snack to save a receipt, make it snappy, make just like an alligator, Channing Tatum Angus Day and Darren Day and Gareth Gates, Samantha Janus, Alan Davis, Gareth Gates, Samantha Janus, Alan Davis, Carrot Cake and Arthur Rates and Francis Bacon, Randy Quaid and Frankie Fraser, women's champion Jackie Gader, an adult age because it's phallic shaped and it's apple flavoured, his tooth run teeth look like they came straight from a pack of Quavers, that's how you know I wrap it greater because I just did a multi rhyming Channing Tatum with Adam Taylor, Channing Tatum can thank me later. Hospital got beds, you've got less rhymes than an octopus got legs, the only time he honestly got sex if he not accidentally vomited on breasts it would have probably cost less, how is this an even comedy contest, you're so inadequate you give inanimate objects a superiority complex. Bacon wrap it greater, I'm saying the same, my teeth are like cloud hugging and I'm making it rain. Chocolate biscuits for starters, went back, watched the fifth birthday clips of disaster, went out to the country to visit a farmer just so I could take ticks from Islam as I started smoking, about about 50 cigars can fill that phlegm visibly mixing with tar, glass of red wine, unabit of licorice after all in an effort of spitting it darker. Spitting it darker, then crushed bandicoot lights out getting hit at the start, I need an next checkpoint to be given a mask but you can't really see so it's pretty damn hard you just end up jumping and spinning regardless. I am spitting it darker, then Simba on the cliff as he listens to Scarra about killing his father and thinking that he'll never be forgiven by Nala. Pigman side watching as Jane begins to die, barely blinking right because by now he's a bit of a bastard. Whatever's embedded in venom whenever he's clinging to Parker, now I'm spitting it darker than I might have ever seen with the bit in the Parker. Look deep into the Parker. I've got a few more so you may as well join in. I, Anakin's he turns to a sit in the lava, I am triggering blast of singer guitarist in the Voboski sitting with Satan. I must envisage Obama. The pair of the Spartans are all these throwaways I had written for gurney fizzled out and you think you're a martyr and spitting it darker than the emptiness you feel in the midst of their laughter. Because after 73 battles of spitting it dark, maybe you should pick a more whimsical craft. This won't end well for you. Like eating crisps in the bath. A bit of the laugh next to me, you know there's fucking crisps in the bath. I'll be honest, this last year I've been rhyming it like, but I've travelled the world with it having the time of my life, I fell in love, got a degree, it's excitable times I make a living out of what I used to write on the side, something called Barcruise. It's all very well going bath for Baldwin, but what's the fucking point if you can't have a laugh with it? Tired. He says he makes living off of what he does. Get a different job. He said he did a gig and he got paid in popcorn. It's the start of the third verse and his first one's a good one. He got his woman with the same pill, Bill Cosby puts in pots of pudding. Like a skirt rabbit. You're laughing but a nerd faggot. He's so obsessed with education that he learned magic and tricked his dimples into thinking his lips were written verse and it really is a word bracket. Body language. It garms their spell check. Three hell yes, you're a victim of this sunburn, nerd because you're well red. That nose could double up as a weapon. It's so deep a nosebleed could cop in my hospital bed in a couple of seconds. It once independently came topping a test in a college professor's geography lesson. In 1992 it nearly won an election. Who knows, it's like it's in a sleeping bag and it's got an erection. And that nose it was just his. But then I've got a massive spot of mine. I guess that's poetic justice. It's not very easy to emuse him. It's hard to laugh when you've got a 3-2-3 and a smile looking like a fucking emuse wing. Your skin too pink and your grin too big. Them shits look like that igloo thing where frigging pingoo leaves. They look like paving slabs made of plaque. Plus there's been great amounts of them. I went from battling the calcium kid to a kid made of calcium. You ain't this shit in Don't Flop, son. You're just the shit that most probs done. Harry Bakers are known of slurping loads of clubs. The boys love him because they say that he got blowjob gums. That's why this battle is the best stuff ever done. Let us hug. I mean, this shit's special, bruv. It's not every month you get to touch Ed the duck's love child with Elma Funk. Your jaw is so fat and hench I tell you to keep your chin up but you don't have the strength. If at the start I thought you'd go four heads because your four head could cover four heads. I mean imagine that cap size. That wide berth iceberg is making ships cap size but it does seem familiar and I'm wondering why. It's because you look and sound like Jermay from Summer Heights High. Oh my God, I'm wrapping it darker. Basic jokes and basic flips. You're stuck in 2012. No wonder Harry Styles beating Taylor. Swift. Mate, you need to change the script. Take the scene and play with it. It's great when O'shaded it but you're left in his shade with it. Because you ain't Tony-tier. You ain't Soul-tier. You're Hulk-tier. A little Soul-tier. Oh my God. I'm not forgetting it, yes. Just getting a text. How many times have you left before deciding to keep writing? Because you re-tiring is getting very tiring. I mean I wouldn't trouble me if you were doing other stuff but you'd pop up in other leaves claiming you'd do it for a little love. You haven't been chosen or cast for promoting the art form. Panflits are throwaways that nobody asked for. I mean pamphlet, leaflet. That's just semantics. But you can see the insecurities he's wrestling. Figures is this or going home to his wrestling figures. Your lifestyle screams mummer's boy. In your fucking thirties you were less Dudley boys, more Dudley-Dursleys. That's why his jealous of the love I get from the crowd. They know it's magic the way that Harry potters around. It's me complex, fuck off with it man. So myself put you forgotten what it's about. You're miserable and in your thirties. I think that Taylor's old and shite. Wish this old man acted smiley, tinker Taylor, soldier spying. Are you happy pamphlet? Yes, very. Do you feel like a room without a roof? Yes. Or is this just some way of trying to cope without the truth? I mean I hope somehow you do the fact you're holding out as quickly as possible. I mean I hope somehow you do the fact you're holding out as quickly but no amount of views you can take that lonely out of you. Chin up. When you were kids, Linesland was grown up. After this battle, you're going to be our biggest fan. When I left it, D.E. Breastley was our biggest fan.