 What do we want as far as people? We should probably have a builder. We should probably have a digger, right? Maybe a doctor would be good. This seems like a good team. This seems like a good team. What do we want to call it though? The yucky pit? I liked that. Hold on. Yucky pit. That was funny. Let's embark on a sweet little journey. Is it gonna be the best colony ever? Yes. Yes, it is. Alert. I've awoken at the target location, but call- Call- colonization efforts have already eaten me a hitch. I was supposed to land on the planet's surface, but became trapped many miles underground instead. Although the conditions are not ideal. It's imperative that I establish a colony here and begin mounting efforts to escape. All right, so I can pause time like that. I like that a lot. Dig. We want to dig shit out, right? Dig to about there. It's also dig. We'll go to there. All right. Well, let's just have them start going. Wow. Look at them go. Fast, fast, fast, fast, fast. Oxygen. Can we do this? Not enough materials. Okay, not enough materials. Wait, what kind of materials do we need? Very breathable, un-breatable. So we're in breathable. We're getting to barely breathable. What do we need for that? Metal ore is what we need. Okay, you guys should probably come back this way maybe a little bit. What is this? A shine bug. I like shine bugs. Those are cute. Okay, I don't know what I'm doing at all. We're going to die. We're going to die. I recommend a bathroom first. Our dupes will pee everywhere. Then make a research station near the printer. Okay, there we go. There we go. Look at my guys go. Is that water? That is water. Okay. Maybe we'll go. Okay, and that's air. So let's go like this. They can walk in there, right? Yeah. And then let's dig down into there. So then we'll have some oxygen. Oh, it's nighttime. Shit. I should have made beds, shouldn't I? And we'll make living quarters and everything throughout time once time passes, you know. Alright, what are they doing? They're farting a lot. Guys, stop farting so much. What else do we need? Food. That would be good. Oh, a generator would also be good. Yes. Oh, yes, because we need power. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And the generator. Yes, wonderful. And now we've got it. I think this is off to a good start. I think so too. Cut to me dying. You guys want to dig some more maybe? Oh, you're eating? Okay, sure. I guess. Look at that. Look how cute. Oh shit. Can they breathe down here? Dupes will automatically move to a new area if they can't breathe unless they're trapped. Okay. This... Put that there. Build it. No oxygen diffuser built? Well, not for long, pal. There we go. Oh, you need power, don't you? Can they do that? Are they allowed? Maybe I should have just made another thing down there. A new person! Choose blueprint. Okay. Hmm. It's between Bubbles and Lindsay. I think we'll do this one because her stress reaction is a binge eater and if we're low on on that then it might not be a good idea. I need you to dig over here then up to here and over here. There's pee by your beds. Why? I built a bathroom. You idiots. Why are you peeing by the bed? Don't pee. God, that's disgusting. Why are you peeing everywhere? Stop it! Why? I'm gonna build another bathroom. Lacks hard digging skill. How do I upgrade their digging skill? How do I upgrade their dignity? Not enough skill points. Well, how do I get skill points? Oh, they're sick. You're sick. You have food poisoning. What the hell? They do not seem to be doing good. They seem like they're all dying. I think that maybe we should try and learn about power or maybe food. No, let's try that. Do that. Do some research, somebody. Mop liquid spills. There you go. Get that pee out of there. Let's put the storage bin here and here and then move debris into storage. We've got it going. We're doing things, I think. How many times have we told you not to be on the floor? Listen guys, it wasn't me. It was the stupid idiots that are working for me. Oh, that's gross. Somebody please clean the toilet. Clean the toilet and do it now. That's disgusting. Good job. Good job. Plumbing. I wish that we had some sort of shower or something. Eventually, eventually it'll happen. Eventually we'll get a nice little shower going. Oxygen? Whoa, we got new things. Compost. Do we put a compost thing there? I recommend moving the ration box down into the carbon monoxide or carbon dioxide. Make food management easier. Food won't rot in carbon dioxide, so less chance you'll die of starvation. Anybody else have skill points? You have a skill point? Okay. There we go. There we go. You have a skill point and maybe I'll give you something advanced research. That sounds good. I like that. Alright boys, go to bed. Go ahead. There's a bed for- Oh, there's not a bed for you. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Oh, you got to go pee in the middle of the night? I'm sorry. Wait, why aren't you going pee? Wait, what's wrong with holding breath? Oh Shit. Oh Shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah What's up? Oh, and can we put that up here because It is bad. The air is bad. Everyone's suffocating. Please. Can you build this? Can you make that? Top priority. Literally the only thing that needs to be done. Can you please do it now? Please do it now. Please do it now. Why are you doing everything it's done for this? Make this the thing that needs to happen. Please. Everyone is going to die. Three, four, three. I don't know how much time is left in your lives. If you don't fucking make this thing, please make it. There you go. Whoo, that was close. That was very close. Okay, hold on wait. We need more power. The wire. Oh, shit, they all died. Well Fuck. Let's try again. Shall we? That seems good. The viral space prison. Like it. Yes, get those tiles in. I know what I'm doing now. I mean not really, but sort of guys. Am I about to become the world's best at this thing? Dig more. And then I want outhouse. Put outhouse here. This is good so far. Let's put this here. And we will put this here. Put some wire like that. Planning for the future already guys. Planning for the future already because they can already barely breathe. I'll do two wash basins and two outhouses or three outhouses. Whatever. Maybe I'll make another one. Maybe I should. I don't know. But hey, power. Hey, I'm gonna try something. A trial. Oh, how about that though? Let's make this a priority. Let's make that a priority as well. Dig out a little space in there and we'll put in some some cots for them. Only the best for my sweet, sweet children. Come on guys. You're almost there. Just build those little wires. There we go. This is going good so far guys. I think and nobody's peed anywhere yet. That's good. I'm digging that. All right. What I'm thinking. What is this chlorine? Damn. We could have a pool. Oh, Harley's just building batteries. Good call. Look at this. This is great. This is a great time. More advanced but gas and liquids have a hard time moving through one tile gaps. Have a three tile gaps helps the air flow a lot. Okay. We got a little glow bug in here. Fun. All right. We are in carbon dioxide though so you know should make sure to get the oxygen flowing in there. That would be good. It's going good guys. Choose a blueprint. Okay. What do we not have? Pip egg. Pips are pesky. Non-hostile critters that subsist on the branches of arbitrary. To bury seeds in the ground. Oh. Is that rare? Is something rare? I feel like Camille would be the best right? We're going to go with Camille I think. Yeah. Do it. Oh, shit. We should do a research station. Whoopsies. Man, that should have been done a while ago. You guys should research things. Research. Yes. Let's do some farming. Where's the other person at? Did they die? Why do we only have three? You drowned them? I drowned them? Oh, shit. How'd you get down there? Wait, how did that happen? Wait, what the fuck? How did I kill them? R.I.P., dude. That sucks. Nope. Don't know why that just happened. What the hell? Ethan, a benevolent overlord. He means well, I think. Yeah, I mean well, but I don't know how to do well, I guess. Let's just fucking dig, dude. Yes. Okay. I want another person. Choose a blueprint. I'm going to choose Rowan. Welcome to town. I will try to not drown you like I did with the last person. Don't know how that happened. It was a bummer. Oh, we got some skills up in here now. Hard digging. We're going to give you research. We're going to give you construction. We're going to give you digging a gang. Here we go. Now you're improved. How do you feel? Let's see. You've been live for just over two hours. By this point in your broadcast, you should have consumed at least eight ounces of water. I've consumed zero ounces of water. No water challenge. 24 hours stream without a sip. 48 day stream without a sip. Let's do things, guys. Let's be productive. What do I do now? I don't know. Make a little compost, boy. What are you doing? Unrested. Why? Why are you guys so... Oh, it's because of this dumbass bug. Can we attack it? They aren't able to get sleep because of you. Attack it. There it is. I'm sorry, guys. I didn't realize that that bug was being such a nasty. You need more food. Five mealwood plants per dupe. Currently, you only have one place for plants. Okay. One, two, three, four, this. There we go. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Now you guys will be able to sleep. I'm so proud of you guys. There's not that dumbass light bug. I also would really like these tiles to be made. Let's put a seven on there. And a seven on there as well, just because, you know, I want them. I want this to be clean, too. I'm gonna make a storage room. Yeah. Yes. This is gonna be sick. I'm gonna just put just everything in everything. Care package. I'm gonna print that. I think I'm doing good, guys. I think this is okay. What are you guys doing? Oh, we need some oxygen down here, don't we? Let's get you there. Oh, no. Oh, no. Quick. Quick. Do that. Thank you. Okay. Can we mop the spills? We could have had another death. Whoa. Look at those plants. Fuck. Yeah. Okay. Great. Oh, no. How did... Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, my God. You're gonna die. You're all gonna die. Mop up those, please. Please do not get electrocuted and die. All right. You guys need to mop this shit up. And that needs to be priority numero. Oh, no. Oh, no. What is going on? You're going to die. Oh, boy. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Tile. You need to go here. And that needs to be... That needs to be urgent. Please. Oh, everyone is dying. God, everyone's gonna die. How do you even mop this up? Everything's under water. Is there drainage? Guys, this might be the end of our boys' big bra moment. Can't mop water, but it's too deep. It's too deep. All right. Forget about it. Forget about it. You're all gonna die. Don't go underwater. Yeah, you construct those, I guess. You don't want to go down there. You don't want to. Actually, you can go down there if you want, just not to the other part. Well, shit. That's not too great. Is it? Put that here, and then dig this, and then we will build a ladder in there. Cool. I guess. Oh, damn. I could have put the pitcher pump there. Put that there. Why did all the power just turn on? Don't really know. Please don't die. Oh, my God. Please don't die. Don't die, Ruby. Ruby, don't die. I'm begging you. Oh, you're working so hard, but please don't die. This stinky has never been invited to a party, which is a shame. His dance moves are incredible. You know what? I kind of like stinky. Actually, I'm just gonna retract. I don't need him. I don't need him. I've got everyone here. Wait, is everyone dead? Did everyone die? Where are their corpses? Oh, no, Ruby died. Where are the other two or three? Oh, Camille. Oh, Marie. God damn it. The gang's all here. God damn it. I just rejected everyone. What did I kill them? How did it happen? Camille or Rowan? Whatever your fucking name is? How much food do you have? Oh, yeah. I don't think I have any. Oh, wait. You. All the duplicates. Okay. Rough stuff, guys. Rough stuff. You know, sometimes you just accidentally kill everybody multiple times. That's just the way it is. What is up my crank crew?