 What is up YouTube? Welcome back to the living room. We're the october's today. We're checking out spider-man the original Maybe you want to tell us something about it? Okay guys this came out in 2002 and it was directed by Sam Raimi So so many people were saying that we needed to check this out before we hopped into phase four So here we are man. We're gonna react to all the spider-man's not sure when they're gonna hit YouTube But we're gonna try to at least get them knocked out on patreon so you can go see them there So full disclosure. I have seen this movie mrs. October. You've also seen this movie correct She saw it as a child me growing up man. I love this movie So I don't know how much of it I'm gonna remember but I'm probably gonna remember most of it One and only superhero movie I've ever seen before iron man enough talking guys. Let's go. Let's go sick intro. Let's go Marvel said, thank you, Sony. This is mine Last time I watched this rose in a different aspect ratio Yeah, no one's yeah last time I watched this was on VHS And I really don't remember anything from it at all. I'll be for real though I used to think this was next level though. Yeah these graphics right here Like the way his little fist came in why you should just be like Got me. This was such a 2000s thing right here to take forever to give everyone their credit for some reason though I only like gravitated towards spider-man because it was the only cool thing, right to be honest. Yeah Like to be honest. Yeah, I only really liked that movie because it was the only superhero movie I really ever heard of so I watched it and that was it the hope that pre-existed the hope that we watched I didn't watch that we'll see I watched that one because I thought that movie was really cool And I watched this one, but I can't even think of any other movies back then that are superhero movies Let me know are we missing some? I mean, I'm sure like there's batman or batman's whatever you're supposed to call him If we're talking about him like right here right now, we're good, but Stanley. Let's go our boy I'm just gonna appreciate this music the epic journey music Who am I you sure you want to know the story of my life is not for the faint of heart Okay, if somebody said it was a happy little tale somebody lied Let's go. I bet they did. It's like any story worth telling is all about a girl a The girl next door Mary Jane Watson. He said that girl. I'd like to tell you that's me next to her Heck, I'd even take him. Why? Yeah. Why because he's eating a honeymoon. Oh, that's why that's Poor guy knows me in middle school That's the school bus doing him like that Dang You're so lame parker Freakin dork look at the frosted tips. That's how you were trying to be cool back then territorial Someone with the peter pambu's tripped him. I don't know what type of friends. He's got these babies ain't coming off Proceed direct knock it off. This is an ag. It is a privilege of columbia university science department some behave accordingly Let's not have a repeat of our trip to the planetarium. Oh, no It's like those youtube videos. They're like nice rat. They have a rat. That's when you high five yourself, right? But no, I don't know what you're talking about. You know, they walk behind them and they're like, wow You're such trash and then there's no way we have trash behind some random person. He knows i'm up No, I don't trade in my car for a jet of just because you flunked out of every private school I ever sent you to wasn't for me, of course it was Don't ever be ashamed of who you are not ashamed of who I am. Forget it We know that guy from somewhere the sharp nose says it all that's who I thought gone was Honestly Great honor to meet you sir. Harry tells me you're quite the science whiz. I'm something of a scientist myself I read all your research on nanotechnology. So I wrote a paper on it Impressive your parents must be very proud. I live with my aunt and uncle. They are proud You know when I was a kid, I couldn't even process like writing a paper on nanotechnology I couldn't even understand what writing a paper on nanotechnology would even look like now. I do I think he wants to adopt you. That's amazing How did he get there? Mantis to jump to catch its prey school paper That one is so rude Some spiders change colors to blend into their environment. It's a defense mechanism Makes you think I would want to know that Say who wouldn't I wouldn't I would Some things blending in. I gotta be able to keep an eye on that room I want to be stepping in that room stepping on all of them Dang Jack my boy's line. Yeah, I'd say defense What are those dudes back there doing in the blue shirts the inside is they're not doing anything I'm buying the genetic information from all three spiders into these 15 genetically designed super spiders There's 14. I beg your pardon. One's missing. Yeah, that's the one. That's about that. It's like here. I am What we'll see like no Largest electron microscope on the eastern seaboard Talking throughout that woman's entire presentation. Let's go talk about how we listen Oh, what it's like those fancy private schools. I don't know but to me y'all This is one of those like iconic love stories right here. Why she was with the like straight up. What do you call him a chad? I don't know. I don't know what that dude is. What that dude is. He's like, uh, look at his typical Let me take a pic for the yearbook. Pick a blind That's impossible man looking for them compliments Here it is I know she set him up. She said go back up right there He said no, I'm running away. Um paper. I'd be sitting there wondering why she's so comfortable in front of this camera Oh my god, every time we go on a walk I picture that What me turn into spider-man. No, that's getting bit by a spider when it drops on her head. Oh, thanks Well, I would have felt that I would be doing the the tap dance on that thing. What would you have done bro? New species of spider and then they got this hang glider That glider looks like it'd be exhausting. You'd have a core Always a pleasure to have our board of directors pay us a little visit I want to see the progress report on human performance enhancers Who has an aberration all the tests since then have been successful and in the trial that went wrong What happened? What were the side effects? Violence Aggression and insanity. That was only one test our entire staff certifies the product ready for human testing After what we need to take the whole line back to formula back to formula Well, I remember that part I'm going to be frank with you. I never supported your program General gave the go ahead to quest aerospace to build a prototype of their exoskeleton design They tested two weeks and if your so-called performance enhancers have not had a Successful human trial by that day. I'm going to pull your funding. I'm going to give it to them The dilemma is this another example, um people testing like humans to make them like superhumans I mean, I know it's about to happen. Oh, okay But I used to not understand the situation he was in God will be thrilled. I'm already on my ass mate when the plant senior electrician is laid off after That's the 35 years. What else would you call it? Have me that dish the green one. Oh, that's ant-may Upsizing the profits Well, that's what an ant-may is supposed to look like y'all not that new age marvel Yeah, like trying to be like a mill for something. Yeah a gilf Computer salesman computer engineer ailf this doesn't work because he's an ant, right? Oh, yeah May I'm 68 years old. I'm too old for computers and besides I have a family to provide for I love you. You're the most responsible man. I've ever known I've done it out before but somehow we survive Hi, sweetie. Just in time for dinner. How you doing buddy? How was the field trip? I don't feel well. I'm gonna go to sleep. You won't have a bite. No, thanks Had a bite Literally I got a crash. Everything's fine. What's that all about? Teenagers, you know how it goes I'm looking like he's about to throw up Look at this you Look at that And one went missing and they didn't even like close it down. They just were like, okay, right? It's missing. Oh boy Oh my Doctor Osburn, please the performance enhancers aren't ready. That looks like some Hulk serum Don't be a coward risks a part of laboratory science. If he feels so strong about it. Why doesn't he just walk out? They never just walk away. Just give me two weeks two weeks. Look at the tech though back then Like it's supposed to look like a high tech. Right. Yeah, you got to do things yourself That looks like a world war two bunker. Look at that story 40,000 years of evolution and we barely even tapped the vastness of human potential I thought he was gonna inject them and I know he's gonna take it like a shot Why did he slam it? Just like a shot He immediately kicked me. Oh boy. He said He just pressed down on the keyboard for real Three button in her thing. He just three clicked it. He said so six keys to do this Dang, you better put all that in there You know, I really have to wonder is this the most efficient method to injustice Well, he chugged something and then did it. Right. Well, he like doubled up, baby Oh, he's convulsing up in there. Don't you have a son? Yeah, he don't like his son though. His son's an idiot Does he have to die to become like a guy that's bad? He's got to be reborn re-osborn You have re-osborn into something better. Oh, he's gonna punch you in the face of it Oh, no, he took you out Back to formula He saw all of it too. Look, no, he just had a premonition. Something went wrong with spider sandwich, right? It's probably cool how they're gonna portray this in 2002. Yeah, because I forgot Oh, you don't need them anymore. That's what's up Because now you have like six trillion eyes to your spider He's like dang it made that oatmeal that oatmeal work Big change. Oh, it's Johnson got bigger. I didn't realize that when I was a kid Yo, this is why we rewatch them guys. Oh, yeah, as an adult like there's so many like things We probably had no idea about as a kid. Oh that confidence is right now. He's feeling confident now, but Oh my god I thought you were sick. I got better. Don't forget. We're painting the kitchen right after school Don't start without me and don't start up with me. Oh, uncle ben's one of those guys Uncle ben's real. He waited all day to paint that kitchen. I got an early start Oh, jeez Oh, he's a practice He picked a bad time to practice though get together sometime Wouldn't she just like depress each other? Mike's he always late like that. He doesn't even eat breakfast. What does he have to do? Oh The bus doesn't ever seem to stop for him though. Wait, where's his bus stop supposed to be? He's always misses it. Oh, I forgot this Harry's house. What in the world? Been there all night last night. I was Injecting some stuff. I don't remember Mr. Osborne Dr. Strahm is dead. They found his body this morning in the lab He's been murdered, sir and the flight suit and the glider. What a cap. It's been stolen, sir But does he know or not? I don't know. It seemed like he did right because he had that little flash I hope the bully comes in jack says fries Why is she walking like that? I didn't notice fight glasses. Never in my life have I slipped on a puddle like that Backwards uh-uh just forwards Mm-hmm dude say something His hands all sticky. Oh, wow That's something I noticed about these two the two spider-man movies we watch. They're really clumsy. They're like Corned on boy. You had corn dogs Oh, yes, it was him too Then he's freaking weird Parker You think that's like dragging toilet paper on your shoe. That'd be worse because there's no telling what they're assuming that is Oh, no, and he's the chain on the pocket. That's nickel back of s right there When I was a kid, I used to think this was like a big dude. You know what I'm saying? I was just like bro, that'd be scary if he was swinging at my head Ew Oh, I thought that was that was cleavage. You're pretty funny. Don't you freak? My fist breaking your teeth. That's the accident I don't want to fight you flash. I wouldn't want to fight me neither. Oh the bully's name is flash here, too Okay He's got a pretty solid little punch there Oh, I'm pretty slow. Look at the chain. Look at the chain bracelet. What is that magnets? No, that's just what people used to wear back then when they listened to creed Back when they used to really feel the music different. Mm-hmm a little bat flip action Which one? It's all yours, man Break his arm break his arm Right on his head. Let's go. You know what? That's what they should have had the other spider-man do So that other kid that was talking junk. You should have beat him up at the party or something Burning him Breaking all the laws that was all types of jaywalking He's into it, bro. I gotta get this looked at not that spider What if that one tells him like how did it be a spider-man? What if he just talked to him? Hello, pita. You see it now Oh boy, that was freaking me out. Oh, no Oh And then look at this dude. He gets this idea right here. He's got them damn tarantula. Oh my god He's got them dang tarantula legs On his dang If it's okay, wait, this is also where sometimes says the cuss word. It's okay. Everybody. I don't like to let them slip He's a parkour for real, right? Maybe that's why I like this movie so much as a kid because I just wanted to run and jump off stuff I was wild when I was a kid. I was like crazy Not me I climb things and jump on things and see isn't this supposed to take um place in brooklyn? No, it's a lot less crowded brooklyn or queens. I don't know Does he doesn't have to do his fingers like this or something something I think he's like this That's what I would do Let's go My sister did this for years instead of picking stuff up the first two times in case it worked That's a true story That would just be so dope. I used to fantasize I could do that not me because it would not hold me I used to just be like When I was a little kid, I'm zoning. Yeah, you don't think it'll hold you. No heck. No, I'll get dropped right in the road Oh, he's gonna hit the wall. Oh, no, I just wish I would explain how he like releases the web Yeah, he doesn't have like a tony stark to be like, oh, this is how this happened All right, very Jarvis Uncle ben them painted the whole kitchen in one day. Dang you forgot He's 68 years old Oh I hate to laugh but this is who's just so like blatant, you know what I mean? Where's my beer? Make me a sandwich right do the dishes Do the dishes make a sandwich hit and trash out and do the most sexist comment you can Everybody shouts you ran an uncle. Don't scream pretty good. Sometimes mj about today at school with flash You really freaked us out. I'm sorry. Is he okay? He's just happy you didn't give him a black guy for graduation So, where are you going after you graduate? I want to move into the city get a job as a photographer work my way through college. What about you? I want to What? I want to act On stage no shot that girl's ever gonna act in her life. You're awesome in all the school plays Really? So she wants to go like Broadway. I cried like a baby when you played cinderella Peter that was first grade. It was great. Even so is that cleaner now? Going out the first grade play and he just remembers what for me for you. Oh anything You're taller than you look my hunch Such a a d bag shouldn't he be like, hey, peter. What are you doing here, peter? He just beat my butt today, right? He's walking around. He didn't just get Bopped on peter should walk out there and go ask to ride in the car I know because he just won the battle of mj. Didn't he right? Cool car. Oh, I like that. That was cool transition right there. Now he needs a car 25,000 We can get them for like five grand now. How's he about to get that? That's more of a salary right there. Look see they're older No Three minutes in the ring Which thing about that one What is that mock man? This is cool the way it shot. I kind of like that So he's gonna sit there and design it. He wants to be the black widow And he's kind of a jack of all trades like he can just like design things. Can he sell them? Well, he's just smart, you know, maybe not the best artist ever, but not bad Like what the heck I could never draw that. I'll have a stick figure. You could draw that not me And then the 23 flavors I'm exercising. I'm not dressing up me. You're acting so strangely peter Okay, what you doing in there peter? Oh, she would have not known what to say about that I see like I never thought about that as a kid. The man's been in there. What can I say, what can I say? Look at his kimono What the heck let's let you be like downstairs Watching you two. Oh, I'm just like a Rizzley bear. Yeah Oh, they're so cute. Hey, no, I need the exercise going They look like that picture pitchfork picture right. Yeah Thanks for the ride. Oh, wait a minute. We need to talk. Oh, we can talk later Well, we can talk now if you let me But what do we have to talk about why now? Because we haven't talked at all for so long. You're an ant man I don't even know who you are anymore. You shirk your chores. You have all those weird experiments in a room You start fights at school. I didn't start that fight. I told you that when you're sure as hell finish Pete look you're changing. I know I went through exactly the same thing at your age No, not exactly. These are the years when a man changes and the man he's going to become the rest of his life Just be careful when you change into there's kind of some truth into that He probably deserved what happened. He did just because you can beat him up Doesn't give you the right to with great power comes great responsibility Are you afraid that I'm going to turn into some kind of criminal but worrying about me? Okay? I'll figure it out. Stop lecturing me. Please. I don't mean to lecture and I don't mean to preach And I know I'm not your father then stop pretending to be I don't like that a little boy. That's not nice. I know all them years. You ain't bought this cereal Oh, he said all right, I'll pick you up here at 10. I'm about to cry. That's great Man too bad. We ain't all got an uncle Ben to lecture to us a little bit more. I know we could all use that Watch out. I know uncle Ben with the straight facts though So for like real competition, they'd have to do coordinated or like wrestling Roll and saw a baby It looks like my friends I don't remember this at all There's no featherweight division here small friend. I'm y'all. I think that's Octavia Spencer And you aren't deep participating on your own free will. Yes. May god be with you Wow Dang bonesaw 30s like 50 Next victim. All right He does remind me of straight roidery It looks like jpaul. Any retired wrestler coming for me, bro. Yeah What's your name kid the human spider? That's it. That's the best you got. Oh, that sucks The terrifying the deadly amazing spider man Oh, he changed it to spider man No, he got my name wrong. You gotta tell you war on He just looks like an amateur robbing the bank. Oh my god Who let those girls just talk junk to you? Did they do this for everybody? Oh my god, this place is really weird They're about to cage him in Other people got to get thrown out and he has to get caged in You're going nowhere That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you? Man he's cheating. Oh never mind. He's got a chair. Oh my god. Oh, he didn't see that. Oh my god. What a whooping Oh my god, boy, you said baby gave him a whooping. Yeah He gets all these weapons What are the rules in this thing nine there's street rules like I guess you don't you don't get assault charges or whatever I mean you signed the paper. Oh, yeah, it's not quite wrestling. It's not quite the UFC He said my god would be with you next 3k he's gonna buy a car and press mj all that for three thousand dollars y'all A hundred dollars It said three grand for three minutes and you pinned them in two. I need that money I missed the part where that's my problem. You had a spider jacket. Hey, what the hell put the money in the bag He just ran after a cop couldn't even get him. You could have taken that guy apart Now he's gonna get away with my money. I missed the part where that's my problem. Oh Yeah, okay. I'm smoking you slick. I look like a hank, didn't it? His younger days was it I could have been no, I don't think so Man this sucks. Yo, I know what happened. You know what happened Oh my god, you put it together yet. No No This part's always so sad. Oh Oh my god, dude We'll talk about it in a minute y'all Sorry guys, I'd be more sad, but I dealt with the past in the uncle Ben many years ago I didn't I didn't even know that happened That was tough because he was just trying to give him a lecture that day. This is crazy. This stands up to like today's cgi effects Just driving crazy as hell you see him Right like gta or something. Yeah, like me on gta. So this is his first time in action, huh? He said it's showtime y'all. Oh no Yeah, I feel like if I was spiderman I'd end up in so many windows on accident Right and I have to just like sneak out real quick I mean, you not only have to be accurate But you have to think about where you're gonna shoot that thing to keep your momentum and everything He's pretty good. I know remember when on fortnight when we used to hate when people had the whims We would be like, oh, yeah, I will be so anxiety ridden about it. I'll be like, no, they're gonna get me Yeah You think it's like just a hit man or something they got now. He's just a car jacker He's just a thief a petty thief, right? Pretty good Why's he shooting right there? Oh, let's go Oh When is he supposed to get a suit like Do they all have to have the shrug suit right the origin suit the monster one. Yeah, exactly Whoa, it looks like natasha. Don't hurt me. Just give me a chance. Just give me a chance. What about my uncle? Did you give him a chance? You recognize him? That's the thief. Oh He chose vengeance and revenge, right? Oh My gosh, basically the same thing is uncle was trying to tell him do the right thing that reminds me of saving private ryan See you You know like one of these days i'm gonna do that in our bedroom. I'm gonna fall right up the window I know like I get scared about that. But no because we're moving You better shoot up out of there That poor dude. I hope his aunt's okay. He left her at home a long long day Well, he's just taking out the guy who did it. Oh Oh That's the other suit the one he wants to see now, what about your commitment to oscorp nothing would please me more than to put Norman Osborn out in business mark What's that thing about to do that thing's stiff in there the hell is that that thing's about to get mistook him for a ufo Oh my god I forgot about that this dude pulls up. Wow Oh my gosh, that was so cool. This is assassinated general. Oh my gosh. He was a valedictorian. Of course. He was Peter parker It's not the first time i've ever had the science award Yeah, I know this has been a difficult time for you, but I want you to try to enjoy this day the start of something new Everybody's opportunity meter just went up. You're like a brother to him That makes you family and if you ever need anything just give me a call I don't know if he's genuine or not. I think he's just trying to replace this urge He has so he wants a son that's as smart and brilliant as him, but he doesn't have one But he sees that in peter he has all these goals and ambitions, but no one's to like share it with I guess Just like oh, this could be my little like protege Oh Poor guy. I missed him a lot today can't help thinking about the last thing I said to him He tried to tell me something important and I threw it in his face You loved him and he loved you. He never doubted the man you'd grow into you won't disappoint him That's a good talk right there boy. He's about to go to work on that suit any Oh, that's Great power becomes great responsibility. That's right uncle man. Mm-hmm Give me this muffin that'll be you but with the cinnamon roll right This is not a man my brother saw him building a nest in the Lincoln Center fountain I think he's a man could be a woman Who are these bad guys though? I see the web and it's his signature and I know The guy protects us, you know, he protects the people. He stinks and I don't like him Oh Whoa, okay, where'd he get that? He made it. He's a criminal. That's who he is That's from that show dude. What's this guy's name? That's from that show babe where they go to the Space thing and the closet him and his wife when they're old and they go to that Oh, yeah, they canceled that. Damn. That was a good show Mr. Krabs over here Oh, I've been there before and it's for Broadway people and they sing They sing to you while you're like eating there and that's where mj is working. Let's go They need a dumpster right there another one It's so embarrassing There ain't nothing wrong with that some dream, huh? I've been there shoes. So have you don't tell harry. Don't tell harry. Aren't you guys living together? We're going out. Didn't he tell you? Oh betrayal. Oh, yeah, right. Might he play that off so clean? I'd have been like He think it was low or something. That's not low. You have a job You know harry he doesn't live on a little place. I like to call earth. Dang. Why are you loving him? Thanks, Pete. Cue that Taylor stuff. You don't know. You belong with me. Get some lunch some evening I'll come by and have some of your moon dance coffee someday. What a snake No, don't tell harry. Oh, y'all wrong. So he's sliding on harry's girl But that's really his girl harry knew that. That's jack though. I never saw it that way No, you're wrong for that peter Yeah, he's wrong for that But harry's wrong for that too because he knew his brocode Yeah, he's wrong for that too And he didn't know storm and norman's making his weekly inspection And they hang out like this and they don't they don't communicate these things You all right. You look like you just got second place in the science That's second place in life, bro. It's late for work and dr. Connors fired me. He ain't saying nothing to him Crazy as hell when the first thing I said, maybe he'll tell me who she is. When do I get to meet her? Sorry harry hasn't mentioned her Hey, Pete, you're probably looking for a job now, right dad. Maybe you can help him out Change the subject. He's like, oh Appreciate it, but I'll be fine. There's no problem. Yeah, he got off that quick I'd like to earn what I get. I can find my own work. I respect that. I'm okay. I want to make it on your own steam. That's great Unlike you. I was thinking of something in photography. He meant like, you know for photos of spider. He meant like science Oh, he planted the camera. I forgot about that. Okay. I didn't even know this happened Geez Oh, these are great shots Crap Mega crap. I'll give you 200 bucks for all of them. That seems a little low. Take them somewhere else then Tell us we just put a rug there Give you 300. That's a standard freelance fee tear up page one run that photo instead spider man hero or menace Okay, I like that. Did he yeah, you take the pictures. I'll make up the headlines. Okay I'd like a job, sir freelance best thing in the world for a kid your age. That's smart Bring me more photos Welcome to the daily vehicle I'm a photographer. I can see that to try buddy As of today Oz corp industries has surpassed quest aerospace as the principal supplier to the united states military In short, ladies and gentlemen of the board costs are down revenues are up and our stock has never been higher In fact, it's the reason we're selling the company. They made a tender offer. We can't ignore Is he supposed to play like Elon Musk or something? You know, it just really sucks when you're the one who builds something and then next thing, you know, you have a board of people Who make decisions for your company that happens when you're in a corporation, you know, how much I sacrifice The board is unanimous. We're announcing the sale after the world unity festival. We're a guy though And then he's sitting right in his face while and yeah, don't do that right after that's just disrespectful He just wants to punch something Macy gray Another song she's saying that as told by ginger theme song and she's fire. Yeah, I've always like I don't know. I've always liked her voice for some weird reason. Oh, she's why she's wearing that. Um, what's she wearing? Oh, that's what you wear. No, I don't maybe he'll be impressed no matter what you think I think you're beautiful. He feels like she's just a little overdressed. Yeah, like where you think we're at Why she hit him with that the cheat. Yeah, what does that mean? That means he's friend zone She really wants peter. I guess well peter's kind of weird, bro. He's down there with a camera doing that stalker action Have you seen my father around? I'm not sure if he's uh coming today Are you a foe? Look at the singular. Is that a thing still right? What is that? Must be new this year She was filming it It's a cranky green glider What the hell was that? Showing out now Well, he doesn't care at all. Harry's over there, does he? And he's throwing bombs at him sidearm and bombs at him. Oh my god That's his whole dad right, isn't it? You don't stand. Yeah, look at him saving the babies. Look at you stand Good shot spider-man Oh That looks hot and itchy. He just has to wear it. He can't he doesn't have like a thing. You just jump on him. Yeah, let's start take What Got him Ryan kid Oh my gosh, you're gonna deal for him. Did you see the guy in the background? He went Aw that has that looks just like his dad though. I don't know if that is yet Okay, yeah, like that mask looks just like his dad's face like with the hard features Oh my gosh, what a compromising position he was in right? Whoa, that thing's got the blades on it. Why does he just giggle? Why does he just giggle? Are you blinding him? So you pulled the wires off that guy. That's smart. I never thought it'd be that. Just do that Dive that's what's up Hero can save us He gets here and then just runs off with it slips away with it. Sorry about to harry Where was harry at? He got knocked out. Remember he's so weak punk-ass harry can't take a big brick to the head And then they get to this garden right here. I remember this. Oh those people are making him Your friendly neighborhood spider-man. There you go She's like, yo, I'm at spider-man. Oh, we're gonna do a front flip out of it. Right like survivor when they send them off We can go back to your tribe What do you mean? He's incredible. Stay there. I'm gonna come over. Um, I want to buy you something because I want to It'll make you feel better. Hey, what do you mean incredible? Click. Have I ever said that to you? No, with the big buds might. Mm-hmm. I should have told you about us. You a whack friend You know, I'm crazy about her. You know, you never made a move. You're right. I didn't What was that thing? Whatever it is somebody has to stop the whole somebody there. Like who is that? Somebody I thought he was gonna be the guy follow the cold shiver running down your spine Like no, don't do that Right here. Did you think it was coincidence? I was about to say you get it yet. Yeah, he's like he's like a jackal and mr. Hyde type of thing, right? So he doesn't remember. Yeah, he does To do what you can't so yeah, I guess he doesn't remember This guy's kind of doing a good job acting now. Kill them. We killed them remember I can see why you thought he was going now, right? Well, he just looks like him Your greatest makeup on him and we swear Yeah, you've always wanted power and it's only the beginning. There's only one who can stop us Imagine if he joined us Spider-man looking crazy green goblin besties Goblin you like that Mr. Jamison spider-man. Yeah, call the patent office copyright team green goblin. I want a corner every time somebody says green David that's slander it is not I resent that slander is spoken in print. It's liable. Don't trust anybody That's your problem. I trust my barber. His hair's jacked up. Let him sue me get rich like a normal person That's what made this country I Don't know who he is this stuff comes in the mail. You're lying. Oh, he's like up for him Set him down tough guy Yeah Wake up I used to think that was cold dude when he just put him to sleep He said sleep That was like my favorite part He should have took him out to the country not in the city. He has no advantage on the country. I'm not like you You're a murderer to each his own I chose my path. You chose the way of the hero But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail. I try not really Eventually they will hate you. Why bother because it's right Here's the real truth Well, there are a million people in this city and those teeming masses Exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders. We're exceptional I could squash you like a bug right now Join me Imagine what we could accomplish together or we could destroy cause the deaths of countless innocence and selfish battle Again and again and again until we're both dead. Is that What you want think about it hero Like the 2000s is so full of the villain speeches, isn't it? Right? Yeah, like in every movie. No, they do it now even more I think remember we watched that movie and there was that villain speech and we're like, who's that guy? He just randomly came out of nowhere and he was pissed worst movie ever. I don't remember it Let's not say it piss people off over here. Yeah in the comments That was my favorite movie. Hey, how was your audition? How'd you know your mom told my aunt told me So you just came by I was in the neighborhood took two buses in a cab to get in the neighborhood But so how'd it go? They said I needed acting lessons A soap opera told me Well, let me buy you cheeseburger guys the limit up to seven dollars and 84 cents. You can't get one that cheap now Oh, but I'm going out to north harry. Come with us. No, thanks. How's it going with nevermind? That's not my business. It's not I'm not you're not. Why would I be? Why would you be? Sorry you won't come with us You know how awkward it'd be to go out and eat with your best friends slash Betrayal dude slash with your crush or whatever. Yeah, that'd be so weird Now you say check it out. Check it out Yeah, she don't need to be walking in the rain period Aren't you going out to dinner with harry? Right. Oh my god, maybe so scary Let's go Dang, I didn't know this happened in this movie. Oh, he's got the mask off. I forgot about that Oh, so he reveals himself sooner than like any other spider-man. Yes, right? Because in the new marvel, they still don't know yet, right? At least where we're at. He ran off like he was like a magician and a player What'd you say and the spider-man we're watching like in marvel. They don't know he's spider-man yet, right? Right. Oh, they don't know here either I think I have a superhero stalker. I was in the neighborhood. I heard that one. You are amazing Some people don't think so, but you are nice to have a fan. Do I get to say thank you this time? Wait Yeah, they're meant to be because they just spoke without speaking right there He was like wait, and she just knew her eyes were blinking way too fast So she just straight cheats on her man's like that. I didn't even know that harry's like forget the boys um The logistics of that is nuts So she's just gonna make out with that dude and not know who he is at all Is she gonna go tell her man that she did that? I kind of get in the vibe that they're just not gonna be a thing anymore So it's all good Okay Right in oh my gosh easy work got the baby no so or anything on him. Oh my god Not coming back chief go go They want to arrest them or they want to use them. Oh my gosh. Was that a person? Right there. Oh, I remember. Come on. I got this. I know what happens. Okay Why does that person have like a Trick me Pathetically predictable, bro. I forgot about that part. What about my generous proposal. Where are you? It's you who's out gobbie. Gobbie. Oh great The beyblades. Oh, wow the fidget spinners Are we cheated? Are we leon them? No, that was on super smash bros when he could be linked. That's what you did Are you pulling towards you? You punch him and you pull him for you. Punch him. Punch him. Punch him. Punch him. No one says no to me Bro, these transitions are cleaning us fire Well, yeah, so he's exhaustion harry's got a stick of his butt, don't he? I'm sorry. I'm late. Work was murder Who is this lovely little lady? I'm Jay. I'd like you to meet my father norman osborne dad I've been looking forward to meeting now. Where is peter. He better have remembered that cranberry song. I bet he did weird I didn't know he was here Man, he's quick. Pete. Oh strange. There's nobody here. Oh my gosh. I thought he hung out the window Oh, no, not the drop of blood a bit of a slog, isn't it? All brilliant men He's like, I gotta made for this He heard that. Oh my gosh So he's suspicious of him extremely suspicious. You see that facial expression I want to just hang out there the rest of things giving Stick to get these crammed Now that everybody's done right and we But they don't know yet, right? What they don't know each other's each other right not yet Oh my god Oh, he didn't like that. Will you do the honors? Oh, she's smacked his hand. Why peter you're bleeding Oh, uh, yeah stepped off a curb and got clipped by one of those bike messengers. Oh, that looks awful. It's nothing This is the boy's first Thanksgiving in this apartment and we are gonna do things properly You Excuse me. I've got to be going. Why something has come to my attention. Thank you, mrs. Parker And this whole thing so you can meet mj. Now you have to leave girl is important to me. Harry look at her You think a woman like that sniffing around because she likes your personality He ain't lying. She don't really like him. Do what you need to with her then broom her fast. Oh my gosh Thanks for sticking out for me. Harry. Everyone heard that creep Just keep your mouth shut about stuff. You don't understand Harry Osborn. I'm sorry hammy That fell apart. That was stressful. I know. What a Thanksgiving. I mean, that's not really that bad, you know It was just a little drama, you know make him suffer make him wish he were dead Yes, and then grant his wish But how first we attack his heart So he's it's either mj or am I right? Right. Lead us not into temptation but deliver us Oh Are you freaking kidding me? Well, she's horrifying too That's what she yelled He knows exactly what that meant. Oh yeah, I was clean. She's gonna be fine. She's been sleeping all day Oh, yeah, because the other spider-man was from Queens, right? Yeah, and it was captain america. That was from brooklyn, right? So bad about leaving it may have you talked to harry. He called me. I haven't called him back The fact is I'm in love with somebody else. You are at least I think I am but if you're peter This is just a red flag though. Mm-hmm. He's kind of like a celebrity. You'll think I'm a stupid little girl with a crash You're laughing at me. He's extremely cool True all the terrible things they say about him. Not spider-man. Not a chance in the world. I know him a little bit I'm sort of his unofficial photographer. Has he mentioned me? Yeah, what'd he say? He asked me what I thought about you and what did you say? Dude, the great thing about mj is when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours He just wants to watch it Feels not quite normal because you feel Stronger and weaker at the same time you feel excited at the same time terrified You don't know what you feel except, you know, what kind of man you want to be Such a 2000 saying Jesus confess the love with such a deep whatever that was right Looking like bobby boucher's mom over there. I know he just won't peter to play football See what's going on here. Why's he even showing up though? He's a snake If I heard my dad doing that, I would be like what is that fish over there, babe? Looks like something off nightmare before Christmas, right? Oh, you're right about mj. You're right about everything She's in love with peter and how does he feel about her? Why he wants to? It sounds like he doesn't but there's no one peter cares for more I'm so sorry, and you know that and you still went and slid behind his back. You're busy. You're an important man I understand that's no excuse. I'm proud of you and I've lost sight of that somewhere But I gotta make it up to you Harry going to rectify certain inequities Oh He's like strange though. He's like thanks for giving me that information. I'm gonna go get spider-man now go home, dear You look awful. Oh beautiful. I don't like to leave you here. Oh, but I'm safe here You do too much. You're not superman. You know even better A smile finally I haven't seen one of those on your face since Mary Jane was here. Oh now You were supposed to be asleep You know you were about six years old when mj's family moved in next door And when she got out of the car and you saw her for the first time you grabbed me and said Aunt May Is that an angel? Oh Harry's in love with her doesn't really know who I am because you won't let her you're so mysterious all the time Would it be so dangerous to let Mary Jane know how much you care? Everybody else knows I'll be right back Oh, he just realized that she's an angel. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's what it is or he just really needed to go tell her Hey mj's You already know she ain't mj. It's peter you there. Hello, of course. He's not Oh, yeah, back then you could keep doing that until they picked up I hate him. He sounds like ghost face, don't he? Mm-hmm cue the nickel back He just left her up there somewhere high up in the air. So she couldn't get down. That's jacked up, bro She just needs a moth like candle Oh my gosh, he's just flying willy nilly up there He's so mean Now came the goblin and took the spider out so that green serum gave him rhymes, right gave him not funny horny joke This came out like the same year lord of the rings came out like they both looked tv was bombed back right? Yeah You know, this holds up. I don't remember being this good. Oh, he's got the slingshot action Our heroes because you never know when some lunatic will come along with the sadistic Look at her slippers staying on There you go Oh my gosh, see how a hero is rewarded. Hey, that was deep. I never really caught that. I didn't know how to make a choice ever And he made him do it that quick Let's go. I don't know man. That's tough. I feel like I'd pull something Great job Oh my gosh Trust me. Is he supposed to know her name like that though. He's just caught her mj. Yeah, but remember they talk about her Oh, yeah, that's right He held on though. Oh my god You better yeah, she's dead. Oh my god. She falls Nice nice nice grab it grab it There's no way she's gonna hang on Hell no World-class athlete every now i'm telling you what i'm not gonna make it get her fingers when it came off Who's the hero? Didn't he pull the wiring out of that and need to fix it already? Yeah I'm gonna heckle in them. That's good. That's a good distraction. Well, he's a damn steer or something that part's cool. That was crazy He's so annoying Oh my gosh, nothing's working spider-man. Oh my Your little girlfriend's death would have been quick and painless, but now that you've really pissed me off I'm gonna finish her nice. He said not my merry jane What's he gonna do the 360 of the wall pool? That couldn't have hurt him Spider-man should be on the attack right now. Yeah, like or get a baseball bat So when he throws an ornament swing it back at us, but honestly that probably hurt his hand with that sharp nose Oh, he's showing him his identity as a desperate flea to get him to stop hitting him. Mm-hmm Peter. Don't you dare Take me again. Protect me. You tried to kill and me. You tried to kill mary jane, but not you Yep, what was all that? I couldn't stop it. I would never hurt you Spider-man don't get manipulated. Oh, it's the spikes on the glider You peter parker would save me and so you have thank god for you Please Believe in me as I believed in you. I've been like a father to you be a son to me now I have a father. His name was ben parker. Let's go god speed spider-man Oh my Bro, that just killed him didn't it? Oh my gosh He said oh crazy. Oh no because that's his like whole roommate's best friend for life's dad peter Don't tell harry No, I'm telling him man. If you didn't want harry. No, you wouldn't have been doing it You can't just be cackling around every corner on that glider thinking I'm not about to tell harry I'm telling him and I'm going to bring that mask and be like look what your dad did Look what your dad did. That's terrible. He went out like a wiener. He shouldn't have brought him home Yeah, like why would you do that? We got harry harry's in there Turtle neck harry Oh, he's gonna think spider-man's a straight-up villain any right? No, it was your crusty old man, bro So he's about to okay. So he gets to talk to peter not knowing that he's the one who killed his dad Man, I forgot that I'm so sorry harry. I'm sure inheritance is great though. I mean that sucks. I think you lost your dad I didn't lose him. He was stolen from me. I swear on my father's grave spider-man will pay. Thank god for you peter You're the only family I have. Oh gosh There's too many secrets going on in this movie. I got peter with that stink face I feel like that just set it up for a second one, didn't it? Absolutely. So he's gonna get the revenge piece No matter what I do. No matter how hard I try the ones I love will always be the ones who pay You must miss him so much been so hard without him There's something I've been wanting to tell you when I was up there and I thought I was gonna die There was only one person who I was thinking of girl. You better say him and not spider-man And it wasn't who I thought it'd be. It was you Pete. He's like let's go I hope I may get through this so I could see peter parker's face while we're done Oh There's only one man who's always been there for me. I'm like, yeah, but she made out with spider-man, right? I got some feelings about that. Yeah, I would I would be trying to trick her and see if she See if she was loyal Oh, yeah, I have a spider-man pull up. Yeah Well, where were you at mj? No, that's sadistic. You wouldn't do that. No way I love you so much peter until spider-man comes around. She doesn't recognize the kiss because they were upside down, right? Hmm, maybe she does though. All I wanted was to tell her how much I loved her. I can't boy You can't oh, he doesn't want to hurt her Everything I mean. Oh, there's so much to tell. There's so much to tell I want you to know I will always be there to take care of you. I promise you that I will always be your friend Only your friend peter parker Getting her back for all those years, huh? Yeah, you better call the flashback Oh, that's what I'm about to say. She's about to end up with somebody like him again You're gonna have a shot no more. I'll just be saving her now. He's gonna quick make out I will never forget these words if great power comes great responsibility. This is my gift my curse. Who am I? I'm spider-man Oh, I love that. That was kind of like iron man. Like that was kind of like the similar dialogue right there That was a clean movie. That was good. And this is cool right here You know how sometimes the origin stories have just a little too much in them I feel like this one was just right. I had just enough in it Honestly, this might sound weird But I would have liked to have like a tony starker or somebody there to explain it a little better But maybe the second and third movies will what you mean like his powers like exactly what goes on Like we kind of just had to see it by like, you know, does it have post credit? I don't think so other than this fire concert or what to have everybody. Where's the concert? Oh Disney didn't pick that part of you only only because the vhs version probably had it man. That's jacked up Guys, we're about to have a concert Okay, oh, let's go. All right. Oh, let's go picture on only right here Okay, guys, so that was toby maguire spider-man awesome movie like I stated before I've seen it growing up Ms. Underwear also has but there was a lot of things in this movie that I didn't realize were so funny Um, there was a lot of really dry underlying humor that I found to be really funny in this movie One of the funniest parts to me was when they're at dinner and he goes fuck was murder Right like all the punnies in it. What do you think about the movie? Um, I thought it was good I don't remember anything about this movie. Like I don't remember any of that I told you the upside down kiss and nickle back like that's about all I didn't remember the dad I mean, I remembered in the middle of it like it was the dad the villain But I didn't realize that he had no idea what he was doing kind of I didn't realize like Had that much of a toll on him that serum I also think the I don't remember the uncle dying I remember the aunt in the hospital a little bit, but I don't remember the uncle dying Yeah, but you didn't really know why she was in the hospital. Yeah, I don't remember. I just remember her being in there I thought she was just older as the movie was unfolding man I was really starting to like remember a lot of things that I'd forgotten for so long But like I said, man, just a lot of things in the movie that I didn't really catch I was a kid when I watched this movie for real So we're all older now this movie was awesome And never saw the second never saw the third movie. So I'm really interested to see those It's something that I've wanted to do. I didn't even know they had literally guys I didn't even know they had a second or third. I thought that was a standalone That was it and then, you know, they had some so new problems and Right, I don't know. Yeah, I understand that. But yeah, man, uh, definitely looking forward to those I don't know how soon we're gonna get them on youtube, but 100% we're gonna get them knocked out not, you know Immediately, but over the next week or two, we're gonna try to get all these spider-man's caught up and stuff Like if they get the support, we'll put it on No, no, we're gonna put them on picture on regardless, but on youtube Right. Yeah, they get the support on youtube We'll definitely put them on youtube But you know, I don't really know if people want to watch these movies or not So if you guys enjoy this content, let me know about liking the video and we'll put out more and we'll knock out the rest of the series But thank you guys so much for hanging out with this man. It really is a blast Follow the channel if you're new here if the algorithm brought you here We are reacting to the whole MCU. You guys can go check that out and we're almost to phase four We're two movies away from in-game. So we're getting close to spinning out toppers guys. Thank you guys so much for hanging out We'll see you on the next one