 Do you want to be internet famous? Do you want to be internet famous? No? Your hair looks so good today. Immortalize it forever. Be my video. You look so beautiful today. Is that Catholic? Do you want to be in a video? No. Whatever, UCLA sucks. I hate your shutter. Nobody likes me. Better walk faster. He's catching up to you. Ask his stupid questions. Jordan on Sproul. Wait, where are you going? Come be in my video. Hi, it's Jordan for CalTV Entertainment and the holidays have come to UC Berkeley. And whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa, I think you all deserve cold this year because you're all garbage people. Ho, ho, ho, motherfuckers! Do you want to build a snowman? Yes. Where would you expect to build a snowman? We're in the middle of California at 70 degrees. Bro? Have you been naughty or nice this year? A little bit of both. What's the naughtiest thing you've done? I don't think I could share that. That naughty, my kind of girl. So have you been naughty or nice this year? I play the fifth. Nice. That's boring. What do you think the most iconic Christmas song is? I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. That's the wrong answer. Um, probably the Christmas song. Wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. I don't listen to Christmas songs. What's the most iconic Christmas song? The iconic Christmas song is Rudolph the Red Nose, right? Wrong! Sorry, the right answer. Very shiny nose. Who the fuck cares? What is the most iconic Christmas song? Mariah Carey. All I want for Christmas is you. That's the right answer. Oh my God, you've got a ride. Do you want to sing it? Your turn. Oh, anybody else? All I want for Christmas is you. What's the nicest thing you've done? So she hasn't been so nice. And what's the nicest thing that you've done? Um, I have her friend. Oh, charity works. Always good during the holidays. You're claiming you've been nice. It's taken you a long time to think of this. I'm not. I think I'm lied. That's stupid. And what's the nicest thing you've done? I hope my friends here get a man. Do you still got him? No. Well, you didn't do a very good job. Come on. Boom. The nice thing I've done is let you be on my camera. Bro? How do you think Christmas would work in like a socialist society? My goodness, everyone would probably get the same gifts. What kind of gift do you think that would be? Sadness. Everyone already has that gift that you see, Berkeley. What's the worst present that you've ever gotten? All my presents I'm pretty thankful for. Well, your mom's watching. Yeah. Hi, mom. The worst thing that you've ever gotten for Christmas or any holiday? Who gave you that shitty present? My mom. Hey, hon. This is the one time of year that I'm going to give you any physical kind of touch. Happy Christmas. That's really depressing. I mean, it's your life. What's the worst Christmas present you've ever had? Nothing. Your parents don't love you? No, not enough. Retweet. What is the worst present that you've ever received? I don't really receive bad presents. I think it's the top that counts. I really like your ugly Christmas sweater. Thanks. It's super ugly. It's your everyday luck, huh?