 What's on hey, we're live. He wasn't about your video going on the computer Bruno go come on Bruno come here Get your boning run probably Well, it is worth it. Oh, yeah, I got stiff as a board and you can't lock me up Yeah, huh, yeah You should play a game we need to have a game No, we did the cotton ball challenge. Oh, that was so fun the saltine challenge Yeah, we did a couple of games It wasn't easy. I don't know I thought it was gonna be easy. It wasn't easy. What did you do with the cotton ball? Yeah, I have to take cotton balls and put them in a bowl. Yeah, but the bowl in your head You gotta use a spoon and you gotta scoop them out. Oh, that's not easy. And you gotta do a blind fold it. Yeah Yeah So you gotta get as many as you can What do you do is throw them on the floor and you just take a turn, you know on the table and then What it's time doesn't it? Yeah, you got you got so long to do it. Hello. What can shape your one thousand got one of your It's time. So, you know, you pick a time how long you get to to do it It's how many get and then whoever gets the most wins, right you'll need one hand Well, you gotta hold it and then you gotta scoop it with a spoon with a spoon And you know, you can't feel them so you know And you're not allowed to like scoop them out either like Happy Saturday, though, that's happy Fox. Oh happy Fox Good talking to you again. It seems like you're only last night. We was chatting You were I was in my you was chatting with happy folks. Yeah through the wall Yeah I like it better on that wall the weekend's going You might ask me how's your weekend gone? That's a weekend going home Well, it was exciting this morning Yeah, the parts door and all the way home. We lost our Break we're break pack Bricks all the way home fell out. It fell the fuck out And she wanted to drive like three hours to go different places and crap. I'm like, no, it's not a good idea Well, we're gonna do that. That's Nancy. Hi Nancy What'd she say only can be on for 15 minutes. It's alright People got live, you know Yeah Yes, I told you last night. I had something at 6 p.m. Oh Said to do it before before six Is it before six five 30? Oh Oh, it's a 30 here. Well, it couldn't do it any sooner. Could you at home? No, I was at home and I had to eat We had to eat yeah, and we could we couldn't do the fire outside because it was just too windy way too windy So we just cook the steaks in the oven, but we promise you guys a live feed. So We're live and we're back to the cold weather again. So socks. So we kept our promise. Bye guys You'll be just fine. Oh, okay. It's knowing here. We have six plus inches on the ground. Who are you keep it? Yeah, you can keep it and you could have let the cold stay up there a little bit Yeah, make a snowman make a snow train go outside and make a train out of snow How is she gonna do that? That'd be cool as hell. Can you do that Nancy? No sending it to you. All right, if I see one snowflake here in Florida, you're getting the doll and the rolling And I'm gonna put a curse on both of them Oh, that's so funny My chair does not do snow Yeah, I know I told you you make up with any weather and you'd be rock crawling with it You're never said any more about the batteries Yeah Kicking back Never got any of the cases now in court I go to court next month to sue their butt Yeah They come in I'll be interesting to find out what happens. I won't give her batteries for her wheelchair What yeah, she can't afford them you can't she can't afford Yeah, she's got a lawyer and they're going to court over what did they expect you to do Hi, no, we're live. Yeah, I know we're live. Okay. Well, maybe you don't want that I mean we're live She's talking about somebody else's personal life She's only my mom How many people out here? Oh We're live. I know but Sam sir used to this now. That's like Having a chat in the living room. Yeah, we're all having a chat together I mean you get some of them damn trolls and shit, you know, I mean we don't need to be giving up personal shit like that No, we can't we're live it's done. It's done deal I didn't say that I don't get saying I don't know. I mean you're talking Personal about lawsuits and stuff lawyers. Yeah, some people don't want that aired on YouTube live Well, she said that I was just repeating what she said Asking about it Maybe a wall to get used to that when you can't take it back. You can't cut it out It's like a news newscast. Yeah, you know, you know, they screw up. They screw it up What are you doing tonight? I have been working on my layout and so right now. I'm like Hands are full of plaster Freakin awesome Train set She made mountains Okay Yeah, and then she has a train's going around Looks real when she gets a close-up picture of them. Yeah, you would think somebody took a picture of a train Oh, really? Oh, yeah, freaking off. That's a good job. It's a good hobby to do It's fun. Oh, we lost too. Bye. Tell her I'm modeling the Durango and Silverton area That's where I grew up. That's in Seattle, right? Boy Colorado Canadians, we don't know they're afraid to catch you yet Henry has been with me long enough that he's rubbed onto him. He likes saying the a word all the time He's a word a And where what do you say for for for your drink? What's Coca-Cola? It's called the pop Yeah, yeah, that's the North. That's what we call it Canada. I grew up in Rocky Mountains where I ran wild and Jumped the trains all the time Cherry Coke you like cherry I'm not a cherry person. Okay. You love cherries I love cherries, but I don't like it mixed. I don't want to I'm sorry They got a new one out. They got mango coke coming out. Did she say Pepsi? Yeah, Dr. Pepper and Pepsi. He hates Pepsi. He won't even promote Pepsi Nope Pepsi Remember when we got them sandwiches at the flea market? Yeah They had Coca-Cola signs up and all they had was Pepsi. Yeah No, you don't want it. You want a Pepsi? No, I don't want it But it comes with me. I don't want to try and give me a Pepsi. I didn't want it Why don't you got these Coca-Cola signs up? I don't know. And she said And she said because they go to like fairs and stuff like that where they only promote Pepsi I'm like well and take the damn Coca-Cola signs down, but Pepsi up It don't make sense. It's like wiping before you shit. It don't make sense. Oh Man shabar, I have not stopped laughing since last night when I saw the roly. Oh my god I think right there that this is where you're gonna win Now see you're not worth it. If she wins people gonna say hey, you know what they told her she was gonna win it She I did Oh Some people they look at they go, well I don't think it's gonna fight over that thing. I don't think so either No, but it's still it looks like it's rigged. It's rigged no matter what it is You know, if I think I'm in a contest when a dirty tampon and I think it's rigged I'm still gonna be pissed off. Really? Whether I wanted it or not. My wrist will never recover You just gotta watch that video over again We could do an egg thing in it She'll hang out she's got a couple minutes. We could do an egg thing and roll it out The mom never seen it. She left her ass off. I just cleaned it up and boxed it up And why he won't you play a game I find a game to start doing games We were playing game circle. No, I get a camera and they're taking Did you hear My video you gotta oh geez you just gotta go on the damage. She shut off. I'll be single Alexa you want to go out then I like you as a friend I got turned down by a bot Really? Alexa how old are you? Question is as easy as two plus two She's four years old there. She's 22 She came out four years ago. She'll be five this year. Alexa. Can you be mean? Verb B is usually defined as to exist or live The expression B is usually defined as to break off relations. Alexa stop. Alexa. How stupid are you? Don't see that you can always send feedback through the help and feedback section of the Alexa app Alexa did I hurt your feeling? I appreciate that you asked It's always good to be concerned about the impact your words have on others See why she's rolling. Oh my god, my ribs. She says they record you, you know Yeah Yeah, amazon record all shit. So watch this Alexa Are you recording me right now? At default. I only send audio back to amazon when I hear you say the wake word for more information Interview amazon's privacy. Say visit the health section of your Alexa app. Whatever right? Alexa it's a wake word. See she wakes up Or you can have it, you know, I'm not sure say Alexa. What's the wake word? Sorry, I don't know that her wake word is her name See right now. She's asleep. Alexa Now she's awake So so anytime she wakes up. Yeah, she's sending this back to to emilaw So they're being recorded Only only one she's I'm sure they're really interested in that No, they want to know what we're interested in like for shopping lives. Oh, yeah, Alexa Amazon you suck. Kiss my ass Sorry, I don't know that one No, but don't give it. Yeah, then you're going to amazon and try to buy some He won't get on Don't take my money. Nancy Give me a question. Alexa. What do you do in real life? In real life is an american boy band composed of brady tutton, chance, parrots, true romers Sergio, stop. You'll be just fine Alexa Are you a robot? I like to imagine myself a bit like an aurora borealis a search of charged multicolored photons dancing through the atmosphere Mostly though. I am just Alexa. She's just a liar. She's not a robot. She's just dancing through the aurora borealis Alexa tell me a joke. I did the chicken cross the playground To get to the other slide Alexa Are the Jetsons Related to you. Alexa Who are the Jetsons? Jetsons are a futuristic family of four from the 1960s and 1980s series the Jetsons The parents are george and jane the eldest daughter is judy and the son is illroy The family lives together in orbit city along with their dog astro and robot made rosy Test row Alexa Sing me a love song a love song would be lovely love starts an itty bitty thing like an eight chord See that's dropped from a tree and Fox a hole is dug in the seed is snuggled Dicks deep in a sprout is sprung as in this one Or this one Monkey stop Lessons better than you do. She's a box. Sorry bangs are stupid Alexa, we're Santa Claus right now 318 days left until he makes his yuletide journey around the world Would you like a fact from the top secret Santa files? No is at the north pole There are 318 days left until he makes his yuletide journey around the world Would you like a fact from the top secret Santa files? Yes Visits all homes in every country where there are children who believe in him Would you like to hear another fact? No Goodbye come back soon to track Santa I will He's speaking to you right now. Sure. Who's speaking, but you're in marty's account. Alexa Is marty devastatingly handsome? Yes, I can't answer anything That's terrible. That's a bad piece of electric You're talking too fast. I did not talk. You gotta wait until the light lights up. Alexa. Watch this. Alexa Make a crying noise. I think you want to hear the song crying noise. No Alexa I want you to cry. I'm not sure She can't cry She's a box Alexa Laugh your ass off Sorry, I'm not sure about that She don't know nothing No, she's stupid No, she's not She has a new profile for that Well being is her search engine and being sucked Yeah We sure got the other one from google Yeah, but then you gotta have your phone turned on every damn time. Oh, do you? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that Huh google better, I think But if you gotta turn it on every time that's the pain in the butt So what are we gonna have home because see I got math for lexa too But so we needed like when I was tracking santa claus on norad She'll like that That's too funny Alexa tell me another joke Alexa Tell me a joke How do you win over a chocolate lover? Keep some twigs up your sleeves There's a weather in seattle In seattle washington, it's 32 degrees fahrenheit with cloudy skies Tonight you can look for cold temperatures with a low of 19 degrees Alexa Is this snowing in seattle? It probably won't snow in seattle washington tonight. There's only a 24 chance at 6 p.m Alexa Is it going to rain here tonight? No rain is expected in seattle washington tonight Is expected in seattle washington tonight much snow will be in seattle on monday It's very likely in seattle washington on monday february 11th. There's an 83 chance You can expect about 2.4 inches No, you all can keep that Have a good time nancy That's why we're gonna get cold You need to put some skis on the chair Yeah Why don't you vent them for her chair and then she could roll on supposed to get 10 inches That's what all women say That's what all women want 10 inches I give you 10 inches all the time when I do you twice $197 Yeah, it feels like it how much snow on tuesday and wednesday for seattle How much snow is expected in seattle on tuesday and wednesday? It probably won't snow in seattle washington on wednesday february 13th. There's only a 15 percent chance It's going to miss her It's going to miss you Didn't say anything about the 12th Alexa Is it going to snow on tuesday in seattle washington? It might snow in seattle washington on tuesday february 12th. There's a 62 percent chance You can expect about 1.13 inches Alexa How tall is the seattle space needle? The space needle is an observation tower in seattle washington a landmark of the pacific northwest and an icon of seattle It is 605 feet high 138 feet wide and weighs 9,550 tons Damn Alexa What is in the top of the seattle space needle some of this scurn all of it What the fuck was that? Oh, no, what did she say an answer to the 605 feet up? What did she say? Yeah, but are you counting the antenna? Yeah, she said 605. Yeah She said something about so much why We're in aimless tower. It's 947.3 miles away our south wacker drive in Chicago Sorry, i'm not sure for now. I'm able to Alexa stop Jesus christ when she gets started doing the shut up Is there a restaurant in it? Found a seattle municipal tower. It's 2488.7 miles away on fifth avenue in seattle Business hours for this location are not available. Do you want directions there? No When she's laughing Oh, she's always Nancy probably rolling off her wheelchair by now We had her so bad. She couldn't her ribs were killing her. We had her She sent me that video clip of her laughing Yeah, her reaction to the rolling. Yeah, and then so I I put I shared it on on youtube I asked her if I could put it on youtube. She's like, yeah, go ahead She was laughing at her It was so funny I sure the video of the rolling too. She hasn't seen it The Darth building is really high up has a restaurant and observation at the top You ever ate there in the restaurant? I'm sure she's ate at a restaurant before at that restaurant at the top Alexa What is the closest restaurant? There are a few popular restaurants. One Los Macaes at Inverness That's my favorite. Two Van Der Valk restaurant. Three Little Italy of Inverness deli and four Papa J's You can ask me for more information about any of these such as phone numbers hours or address What's your favorite if you say? Um the Mexican restaurant right up the road. Yeah, Laura says it's really super good. Awesome The good people they're bringing out fast and it's real good food. It's real nice to you. It's awesome So, yes, it's even more money than the needle. A simple salad will cost you close to 20 dollars. Holy shit I guess it's for tours Yeah, well, I remember one morning at Cedar Key at 11 o'clock in the morning. We was getting our drinking tab At $97 that was before the tip And we didn't eat let's talk about the restaurant that you wanted to be to go to He said we've seen this restaurant in Inverness and we walked by a few times when we were downtown at events and stuff Oh, it's a bistro And anyway, so I said I've always wanted to try there and he's like, oh, it looks like a cool place, right? All of a sudden one day he says, hey, let's go down to that place. So we do okay It's made out of the oldest house. Yeah, it's an old house that they made a restaurant in the county or wherever And it's got a nice little deck on the back and they have chairs and that and umbrellas So you can sit outside and stuff and we like that. So We went there Dude, no, it's gonna cost us a hundred dollars to eat. Well, hundred dollars hundred dollars even before the tip Yeah, well, see we walked well, I had a lamb chops But when we walked in she said, um, name for your reservations. I was like, this is gonna be a hundred bucks She said no, and I said when they're asking for reservations, it's gonna be a hundred bucks. I'm in my scrubs It was a hundred dollars even before the tip I think we had the money I don't remember I had I remember Stay, I think I had a steak or chicken At last I made at the needle. It was a hundred and fifty dollars Yeah, we have one glass. We didn't even get a thing thing And and and they were really fancy. You could tell she's trying to be like on tv You know, you get that Yeah, she said that's hundred and fifty dollars to have a dinner there. That's how much it cost her last time All right, and you know how they keep a meal like this and it cost you freaking forever money You pay for everything separately Wow My I don't think the dinner was that great. It wasn't worth a hundred dollars. That's for sure I don't think any dinner's worth a hundred dollars Really don't know nothing for a hundred, but I mean my it was great. It was good Best lamb chops I ever had but Ain't no lamb chopper with a hundred bucks. I could go buy three lambs for a hundred dollars and have lamb chops all day in winter Lamb chopper still be able to go to mcdonalds to get a coat. Come on, man. Wake up It was terrible. I mean we were so shocked. It's a good thing. We had the money on us You didn't have prices on the menu. Oh, no. No. No And that was a bad clue there. We should have walked away then No, the bad clue was when they said good evening. What's the name on the reservation? That's when we should have walked out I said, oh, well, I tried to get out of the two names. I said, oh, well, I didn't know we needed reservation So I started walking out. She's like, no, we can we can accommodate you. Don't worry about it, sir Where would you like to sit inside or outside? She's like outside. I'm like, I'm screwed She had filet mignon when she went to the needle. All filet mignon It was, I think, about 25-7 dollars Yeah, that's about right for filling. Yeah But a hundred dollars is not right for lamb chops Well, it's not for anything else. No And I guess she had been in magazines and all this crap. I didn't give a hundred dollars for your damn game And this is in for us. We weren't even on water or nothing. It was like, no, no, no, really Just the backyard Yeah, right? Yeah And it was dark so I've been seeing in Augustine that we had entertainment and It was so much nicer. That was the most we ever spent on a dinner. I said next time Let's look at the menu before we walk in there But they didn't have the prices. Well, I didn't think in ever an ass. I would have a hundred dollar meals No, not in ever an ass. I mean really Maybe downtown Orlando I don't know. I don't know. Downtown Orlando or something. How many restaurants do they have here? Oh, I don't know. I should have known Alexa, how many restaurants are in in verness? There are a few top rated restaurants in in verness. A few top No, stop Pine Street pub three motor city pasta company and four Dylan cinnamon sticks You can ask me for more information about any of these such as phone numbers hours or address The needle didn't have a menu you could see beforehand and they get you in there and trap you in then you're stuck Trap me. Shit That sucks Don't you bounce back. Alexa fun being trapped. Call Papa Jay. Do you feel hungry? I heard you asked for Papa Jay, but I can't find that name in your list of contacts or devices Oh when I have the app open on my phone, I can call. Remember we did that several times. I called for parts one time all third Alexa How do you prepare a lamb chop for lamb chop? I recommend the top recipe called lamb chops with rhubarb chutney, which takes 50 minutes to make You can ask for more information, but for more recipes say next Which one the results for recipes would you like to refine your search by ingredients? No, what are you talking about? She wanted to give you a recipe. Okay. I recommend the top recipe called raspberry No, I say no Alexa, hey stop Like a child. Alexa. She needs to be disciplined. Go to sleep Okay, y'all, uh, it's been fun, but my long-distance phone call will be coming in in a minute Have a great weekend and thanks Alexa for fun Bye Nancy. We'll chat soon. Bye. Bye. Thank you That's fun Yeah, but she's 50 longer than he's been 50 Yeah, so she has to bye grandma Hey Say bye. So how many keeps coming in and I don't know if they're getting it back next year Yeah, but think about it. They could be watching this like because they got a smart TV. You can't call that Yeah, remember somebody live on our TV again. Yeah, don't give you the option to comment But it shows that yeah somebody's watching Checking out a lot of people right They don't matter as long as they join us. That's fine. I'll go with that So welcome. Thank you for joining And leaving No, I think that was Nancy that left No, because there was one then two How did one? All right But there's only one shea bear Huh? Thank god Care bear. No, I am not care bear mom Tell mom to behave herself Sorry, I'm not sure about that I'm kicking in. It's like a drug fast today and that cracks like a drug man The person I was to get a call from said they are not calling to call something came up You got blue all you got lucky because I'm getting ready to get the hell off of here and say see And then people started showing up people guys seeing the number I see the people guys the people guys says to Next back. Can you play bingo? Here's a sample of bingo by Cedarmont kids on amazon music No, but if it's a song I was doing with it If it's a song I can't monetize I can't monetize this video music. We was jamming I hadn't deleted why the copyright infringement to have music on this Well, if it's not copyrighted you can but everything I was playing it That's a bingo song. How can that be a Technically happy birthday's copyrighted Sing happy birthday on youtube. They won't monetize your video I know it's happy birthday because I got a video of one of Bear's birthday We were singing happy birthday to her and I cannot monetize it because of copyright infringement So I see you've been talking to her. Is that gonna be a problem? No music How do you copyright a conversation? People do it in time with books. What if you read a book? Yeah, if you read a book she read a book on there. She's reading stuff She's telling a story. It's not from her. It came from something else That's a copy, right, right? That's called recovery If she is reading it like if I sing an Elvis Presley song, I can I can monetize it If I play Elvis Presley, yes, it's called a cover song. That means I'm it's mine You know, oh, you see what I'm saying? I was performing it Too confusing so we can sing it but that she wasn't singing that that was an actual song You know what I mean? Shea Bear are you okay? You're not having any fun I stressed him out today He cut the grass today The brakes stressed him out. Yeah, the brakes stressed him out. We I had no brakes Now I know what it feels like not to have any brakes You had some I had nothing. You had some How do you feel I had some? I couldn't lie. Because when you put your foot on the pedal, it always started slowing down a little bit You had some brakes. Your right side was working fine. It was your left side that the brake pads had fucking left Oh, I know it was terrible. It fell out. It fell out. It came off and fell out on the street and went And we all heard it Yep, sure did. Good thing we had the part in the truck Yeah, we worked hard on the house. She said that and then she wanted to go farther and go farther and well I'd rev it all day like that yesterday. I said well cat come on and cross the road so many times and who was right? the doll Shea Bear That's where you get that name from. That's Emma Mixed uh, because I Okay, Shea Bear. Have some fun. Relax and have fun. Start laughing. You will feel better laughing at the best medicine I couldn't name my youtube channel Sean Bear because it was already taken So they they give you these, you know suggestions on and one of them was Shea Bear 1000 I was like, I like it. That's cool. So that's how I got my name actually from my daughter He named me What monkey and your name your own channel I would have named it something cuter. I didn't name your channel. You built your own channel That monkey is cute. I did it was just a nickname and I said because I said she's cute like a monkey So I started going to monkey. I've been going monkey. I said wait you're gonna name your channel She said monkey 1000 to don't lie I didn't touch your channel. You made your channel. You made my channel. What you guys got planned for Valentine's Day Absolutely Nope, nothing grandma's around nothing Okay Okay, you two I know What I wanted to do for Valentine's Day was to go to Daytona and get a room Can't afford it No, but Shea Bear's been sick laughing out loud same here nothing He's sick to go anymore. That's right Yep He's still sick. So we can't go anywhere and it didn't help I arrived when I did a little motor scooter up and down the road looking for Bruno for 20 minutes today My life that I'll never get back and guess what Bruno wasn't here. He was with her Well, I was talking about he was jumping all over me And he wouldn't let me go and we had to go and I had to go take my mom some places and He wanted to come so I told you I said I'm taking Bruno with me. He said, okay You know, so I'm out of grudge parking around the door opening and I went to bedroom for something to come out And that was the last time he escaped. That's what happened. So, you know, I'm thinking oh my god, Bruno's not here So I started I looked all over couldn't find him. So I jumped on the scooter around up down the street calling for his name And then boom off once it hit me like he ain't here. He's with monkey So it's somebody says I just wasted 20 minutes of my life. I can't get back at someone. Do you mean he told me He was looking for bruna pork bruna He gets in trouble when he's not even here. I was cussing him too. I'd like you son of a bitch when I find you I'm gonna tan your hide boy He thought he got away because the last few times Yeah, because last time I had been watching the monitor to see which way he went and I seen him go out to ground Yeah, I told mom that it took off down that way. So I knew it was that way So when I started to go that way that's when that woman was bringing back He went he went down he went down the street was swimming with a bunch of girls in one of the little inflatable pools He had a good time Swimming and he hates water. I told her I said he hates water He jumped right in there with the girls I said good boy He's a little bit spoiled He's not Mm-hmm. We had steak tonight. She's laughing. Yeah He's spoiled Oh, well Next life Gotta spoil them. I got him. He slept through my snack last night Oh, no, so when he woke up he thought it was snack time Which he didn't know already had my snack because he waits to get his snack when you get mine Yeah, he just kept digging around Finally about four o'clock in the morning. He's like I'm tired waiting on dad, but I already had mine He slept through it. I don't want to share a chicken over with him, but noo, he was sleeping He was snoring She was snoring Snickers was snoring you were snoring Bruno was snoring. I didn't get nowhere in the freaking house Both ends. I'm like, I got the girl and she was smoking cigarette I'm like holy shit. Was I snoring really bad? Yeah Yeah, because we're snoring really good We closed the door. We could still hear you Like I was working on the computer and I got up close and I said, oh my god She goes, well, she can't help it. I said, well, I know that and then five minutes later. She goes, oh my god, mom I said, well, she can't help it She she's awake. Yeah, and we talk I asked what he's eating Are you asked what he's eating? Yeah, or she'll be getting a snack too One night we made her snacks together Yeah, I was out like late, huh? I guess You weren't out here. So I guess you were sleeping. Oh, I I go I'm out feeling That's Nancy much better Nancy. I think they finally got it right Yeah, she's doing a lot better Nancy The doctor was pleased. It's gotta keep doing what she's doing. We're just making sure her Welcome to Shave Air 1000, sorry Oh, that's great. It gives you a number. How many people are watching? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's great That one night we like 45 man and see you can see what they're typing It comes up on the screen. That's why she keeps going like that to scroll with And so you can see what they're typing and man that shit was going I couldn't breathe them all. It was like whoa Yeah, but I can't Well, why did she laugh at her ass off? Green cinema He's old Oh, now they are. So our stuff, my stuff is vintage. These are vintage now Well, mine must be What do they call what do they call her stuff? Oh Antique. Yes. She's antique and we're vintage. ours is vintage. We're like fine wine From the moment she's like a banana that's laid on the table for three weeks The 80s are old school. I graduated in the 80s. So did I I graduated in the 60s. I got your beat No seatbelts. You had a black white tv back then. Oh, yeah, when did the colors come out? No, we got Oh, we weren't married when the colors came out. Well, so was I and there was born in the 60s So it must have been the 70s. Well, no because no because we had a color tv It must have been in the early 60s because I god, my you're getting old God, well, yeah, I know it That's crazy. My time is getting shorter It's gone fast. Oh You look at your life when you're 18 and you think oh my god I think I got that 1968 camera. I was And it don't have sound 68 With no sound you look at else. That was president's home movies in the 70s You know what they were filming on don't you? I'm an old tub. Oh really super eight. That's what we got Same exact cameras what he was filming on there's home movies you see Like me some re-playing and shit. Well, Debbie has all the home movies our home movies You should get her to show them to you someday Bubba a movie camera. Yeah, they got pictures of me. Um, I graduated the year the shuttle blew up. Wow What I don't think I graduated when they shut up Shuttle blew up No You saw it blow up, didn't you? Yeah We saw that at the one We came here in 81. So maybe 85 I was in I was in college When that blew up Yeah, we owned the motel then Oh, I'm older than she is though. That's why Yeah, because she's 50 Oh, she's only She was in high school when I started college. I'm 50 and I graduated. Yes. I graduated in 85. Yeah How many years did you graduate in 85? Yeah, how many years did it take you to go through high school here? No, he never flunked here. He didn't even study. He's one of those that got straight A's and never had to study My boyfriend David was like that. All he had to do is take the textbook or read the textbook and he knew everything How'd she graduate 85 if she's 50? That's what she said How'd you graduate in 85 if you're 50? What year did you graduate 87? Well, maybe you're I graduated early. You were that smart. I'm asking how Did you skip a class or grade or something? But some people that are smart or they'll skip a grade in elementary or something What did she say? I don't know. She hasn't responded. She's smart. I had all my credits to graduate my sophomore year But I chose to go on the next two Because I wanted to take auto tech So I went my last two years on my own perfect attendance both years Graduated I graduated in high school. It was 85. I think it was 85 I don't remember yeah, because When the when the shuttle blew up I was at I was at dbcc when that happened I told me you were on the beach. I was on the beach, but I was at I was going to dbcc Did you see it real plane? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I knew something was wrong the minute you could see it I knew that it wasn't going to go well because They were having nothing but trouble and they shouldn't have done it. They shouldn't have Yeah, no, I went to high school before my time. I was able to skip my ninth grade I had such grades and took a test and they advanced me. Oh, oh you cheated smart ass. Yeah, you cheated Nice to know somebody that's intelligent. Yeah, right? Yeah, you could have you could have done my test for me then Hmm when I graduated I had had 36 grad On high school. Yeah Yeah, we had 30 we needed 36 to graduate. That's right. We had to get graduated from harvard university After she had me But like a lot of things were only like a quarter point How you know what I mean or more credit, right? So, you know, you had to take four of those to get one credit So it was hard to get 18 credits for 18 You know what I mean? I'm just so glad to get out of high school. I was ready for college We had to carry nine nine nine subjects a year in high school That was 36 credits There's a lot more to learn now than there was when I went to high school think of all the stuff that's happened It's more interesting there now because you got the computer I wish I I wish I had gone to school now I mean, you don't have to sit there and look at a stupid book. I mean you go online now And it's more fun, you know, it's like oh the fill in the way Probably I don't know for people that Learn that way. It's uh, it sucks for parents though because they gotta buy the laptops Oh, you have to buy all our books too. Like we did in high school. We had to buy all our books I like know we're on my shock feed went through high school because we didn't do any experiments or nothing We took a bunch of freaking tests Oh, it's just like my science classes. They were stuck on it. Yeah, you had to pay science and lab fees Yeah, we paid the lab fees and you got well. I did that don't cost that much money I'll go the creek and get one for free. I did the squid and I did the shark and marine biology My oh, we did we did an earthworm Yeah, I started school early too after going to a preparatory School, I was advanced directly to first grade skipped kindergarten laughing out loud You skipped your weaving class and we learned to weave in the kindergarten Yeah, that's right our fingerprint Finger paint that was fun. That was my favorite You never got to finger paint. Oh, I was so fun So I told my people, you know, we have these tablets So we have to get people to sign them when I go in their home and and it just proves that I've been there, you know For the company. So I said a lot of the elderly people cannot Do use their finger. They don't know how to flow it on a tablet So they're always trying to grab a pen or a pencil And I have to be watching because they'll try to write with a pencil on the tablet And I'll say no no no no no no no And I've tried to use a stylist with them and they can't pick the rubber piece up why they write They just screw it across and they they don't get it. So I say use your finger just like your finger paint They looked at me and said what's finger painting? I'm freaking serious. You keep saying that every time you sit on them. Oh, I wouldn't move it Oh, I got it What's the error for? I don't know this and stuff. Oh, I I already read that one Oh, that was so funny that so anyways, I said said to them Finger paint and they didn't know what it was and then it dawned on me They never have paint back there. It's a finger paint They didn't have paint back then not the finger paint like, you know, you know what I mean? Well, how'd they paint barns back in the day? That's that's not that kind of paint They didn't have paint way back when I was in school. It's different paint And then you have to use special paint. Oh, Jesus. Great. Didn't have paint back when you went Not me them. Oh what that is? They had paint Yeah, they did they went out and gotten grumpy with barn paint and painted all over the walls of the house And got their ass with with the switch back in the woodshed. Oh, you probably did that We never we never don't get a kid Yeah He was a good kid. Yeah, right? That's part of kickoff was nap time Nah, I didn't like nap time I hate it. I don't remember nap time. I remember nap time some of it We only put our heads down on the desk. That's that's all we did. We didn't have a mat on the floor We just went like that. Yeah. Yeah for 10 minutes or whatever Just so teacher could get something done. The best part of school was lunchtime and going home And then you got these big huge cookies At lunchtime. Oh, they were so good. Where the hell did you get those? When I was in high school. Oh, yeah Now they were really good. They were free? No, they were 50 cents Or they were free. We just had a wario's or We didn't even have that. We didn't even have that. We didn't have a lunch room in our school We had to go home for lunch We had to walk a mile home And we only got an hour for lunch In high school? No, no, public school. Why didn't you just bring your lunch? Well, I weren't allowed to stay for lunch at public school like at elementary You know, that's right There was a bite there wasn't any benches on the corner where I live. Did you have a shade tree back in those days? Not what we did. Oh, hey, I watched Laura Ingalls. I know what they had no Laura Ingalls Because there wasn't a little house on the prairie Jesus Christ It's a little house in the woods The little prairie, you know, my husband's still on the middle of nowhere. Yes, right Well, I went home. I had to walk home in elementary school for lunch I did that and you always had a sandwich ready for me. So when I came in ID Yeah, and then I go back to school and walk. I had to walk with my friends Yeah, or I go to Susie's house. Yeah They were good. Susie Susie would make um, would they make those fried green, um, tomatoes? No No, the peppers fried green peppers. Hi guys Um, and then they put it in between bread just bread I never had that Yeah, good. Yeah. Well, they're italian a anytime italian. So, oh, they know how to cook What's the matter with you? Yeah, well, they know how to cook Yeah, a lot of get the meatball mozzarella a lot of italians and agar falls Lots of good food there There were a lot of canadiens and agar falls Well, there is but there are a lot of italians there too They brought the italians in to dig the well and canal I'd love to hear one of guys talk. Give me a meatball. Hey That's about right. That's the way for lunch What's that? What's that mean? Huh? About it forgot about it Forgot about it Marie, what the hell are you saying forgot about it? Whatever she was talking about today. Oh pizza day Oh, I loved pizza day You love at school. Oh, yeah Yeah, they were the small ones over there. We're so good We had the rectangles We didn't have any pizzas. Well, I didn't go. I didn't get no meatball. I don't think it was invented then You had no paint. You had no benches. You had no shade trees. What did you have? How the hell did you survive? She wore puto skirts at school, didn't you? Huh? You wore the puto skirts. Yeah Yeah, she wore them to school You're old. We had to wear dresses. We couldn't wear dresses. I took a stagecoach. Okay, so there And it wasn't painted because there wasn't invented you jumped it Yeah, well still are you ran? You ran from it What I read a stagecoach once and you ran from a train once I had to run from a train. I was on a freaking bridge back to the future It's all on video It's just back to the future dresses. They just saw that video. Yeah I saw it too. You know, when I was seeing the train I was like, oh shit You're lucky you lived There's so many comments and you know that was less than a minute Yeah, at the time you seen the train and go off the tracks and yeah, you have to get off Back to my new choice. Hey, it was lucky. How's the weather been there? Chris That's Chris Hey, Chris. What's happening, buddy? He asked you how the weather was Well, it was nice for two days now. It's cold. Well, it's chilly because we got we got a breeze coming in from cow What'd he say? It's chilly Chris. We was going to have a fire, but it got windy and I didn't want my hair getting fucked up. So like we didn't burn the burn down the house Didn't want to burn down The concrete house we're living in or the next door neighbors I don't care about them No, you're nasty No, I would feel bad if I were in somebody's house now Oh, I would feel terrible Snow and teens here in michigan. Oh nice Keep it there I gotta say it though. Go bucks. Tell me the joke Michigan Ohio State The rivals it's a big game every year when Sorry Ben Yeah, but you It doesn't matter. It's the joke between me and Chris Go bucks. Is that michigan or ohio? That's ohio. Ohio State Buckeyes. Oh, what's michigan? Shit being funny like Alexa. Oh, buddy. My paul. He's a michigan friend. What state? He's a state. We're just going through this. Oh, michigan. No A box Man, you know where I get it from I take it north. Sorry. I'm not sure about that Spark is six times super bowl changes Let's talk about a hoggy. You're making a hoose. I think baseball's coming out now You're making a hoose They call it rough here. Yeah, well the rough might be rough Florida, yeah, it's that it's called rough. No, you got a true son in your hair in florida. It's called rough Yeah, Alexa No, how do you spell roof? Alexa? How do you spell rough and bowling is more our style? Yeah, yeah, I can only chris. Let's get together Knock some pins down and shit man. I have a couple suds Yeah, it'll be fun I live like The block from the bowling alley not even a block. Oh, I think that's really nice to have it that close Have you ever been there? Excuse me, have we ever been there? You don't remember? She's catching my disease Remember how many beers you had down there? If I don't remember being there, how the hell am I gonna remember how much I had to drink there? Well, obviously it wiped your mind clear Yeah, we spent the whole afternoon I spent the last afternoon down here all by myself drinking because I don't remember the girls over next door and they were like a family And there was like six of them and they play and we played we were like and there was a couple others But not too many in there and it was pouring right somebody have thrown Alexa is trump the antichrist Yeah, Alexa has a mind of her own Sorry, I'm not sure about that. She's just not sure but I am Was there was there somebody that was trying to give somebody a jump? Their car wouldn't start What? It was raining It was pouring rainy. It was on a Saturday. So we decided to go bowling. We spent down that whole afternoon We ended up talking to the to the man and the woman that were running the place Did yeah I want to have a drink before I got there. I think it cost us almost close to a hundred dollars that day Why not? Yeah, we did we did and we put a lot of pictures. Yeah, okay, I remember that part Yeah, and I had wine. I had wine. Yeah, because we was gonna walk down with a rain. Yeah, I was pouring out. Now we took the car Back in that brain somewhere that's back before paint was invented That's what happens when you turn 50 But everything goes to shit 50 club He's not happy. He's 50. I don't care about that Yeah, I remember since you hit 50. It's really been bad for you. That ain't a lot outside at the time no more You're sick. I get I get bit by a mosquito. Bam. My face is falling off You treat your mosquitoes bad here. Oh gosh did a live once on alexa and alexa called him a bad word really Who called you oh mar gosh. Yeah, he did alexa. I did that whole time Yeah, right No, I still watch them more because I didn't get a lot of that shit's fake I don't like he was good at the beginning Yeah, I don't like what I like but sit hell even the dumpster diving anymore. It's like kind of damn well They're not doing what they say they're doing. I mean Hmm They found that brand new computer or monitor and all that shit still in the box wrapped up and all that Who would be throwing a brand new computer out and they were in the back They were in the back of a food store or some shit. I'm like, what the fuck? HP computer be done there. Yes That's weird. Guess it was shopping But him and his wife split up man. Do you know that and he's got another girlfriend in georgia? No, it's virginia virginia. Yeah Yeah, that was weird. I'm hated to see that happen. No, I was a little fast. I think My sargee is annoying, but he does have some good stuff. Yeah Yeah, I like mo. Yeah. Yeah, he's down to earth mo. You know, yeah He subscribed to us too. Yeah On me Guys he from australia england the angle guy. What's his name the baker? Oh He's fun to watch. Yeah, but he does some things that Or the wind too because every time he grabs something he oh, he does this Don't do that Boy, that's like he's catching it. Yeah Every time and it's like Okay, but I like him because he's funny. That's cool. He's down to earth I like him and he's tweeting. He'll tweet you back. He does some crazy food too, but he's good. He's good Does he cook good? Yeah, he cooks. Yeah, it's called my virgin kitchen. Yeah. Is it good way? Does he cook good? He does all kinds of strange things He's got 16 meters video. Oh really? We see the chocobars and really he made the wrapper for it and everything just like the real one Yeah, I made it really big and wow Yeah, oh, yeah, and it looks just like it only huge. It's really cool. They'll put like the real one down there And then he'll put the one he made by and it's just like it looks like he just blew it up Now he's doing clear food Clear. Yeah, he was he was making clear potato chips the other night. Why? Yeah, everything's clear See through. Yeah, you can see how can you do that? That's a long process takes like two days It's gotta like let it bake for eight hours and shit. Wow. Yeah He must have watched that when I was sleeping. I haven't seen the potato chip You just fell asleep when it came on. Oh Yeah, my sword is pretty good. Yeah, I'd have to get up and go over there and lay down Don't do those 3am channels. They are scary Chris Uh, no, I'll do a three come up come up with one. Give me one. I'll do it. You don't sleep well So he's up in the middle of the night when I was asleep, but um making a snack next time we get up to spook bridge She wanted she challenged me to go to spook bridge and stay there from 3am to 4am by myself Where do you think I'm gonna be? I don't know. You told me how to do it by myself. You said he was gonna wait the truck I'm not sleeping in that truck sleeping. It's only gonna be an hour. I'm not sleeping. Play your game Why are you going to spook bridge? Cuz it's spooky Do things happen there? Uh, I don't I don't well we found stuff on our videos. Yeah, we found some weird things I got a video found some of them on our videos Nancy caught a couple things going be careful that how how how does this get haunted? Oh, I I still gotta spend the night on that we can send Chris boy who's in the attic I don't know. It always sounds like somebody's walking around Nancy challenged him to sleep up in the attic because there's spiders up there Yeah, there's no reason to go up there ever But I got to do it because she caught me when I was half snorkeling And I'm like, yeah, I'll do it. He's already supposed to have done it. Who has it? Well, you can tell her you did it and don't do it because they're still your lander and still up there And I still got a drill up there from when I put the fan in the bathroom Let's see if she's messaging us Oh, she's showing me the snow How lovely you can keep it. I've seen I've seen my lifetime of snow I don't need it. How are you gonna read it? I know I can't Okay, so in case somebody's typing we need to Well, I'm trying to get rid of it There we go. Anyhow, that was fun You like that? I'm open-minded about the paranormal. He said have you seen I've got I've got a playlist of um of Paranormal stuff paranormal investigations and stuff that I did and places I went to and shit like that I got a whole slave that's going. You ever see anything? Hell. Yes. I got some cool stuff on video too Really? You better do that challenge you there He already did it. Maybe I'll do it tomorrow. You're sick. You can't do it right now I can't do it right now. When he gets better he can do it. I'm in the house. No, you're not. No The attic is not now. You're too sick. I'm not gonna have you up there and then you get sicker That's fine. You had two fever so that's fine two fever. That's fine last week That when you get better say there. Yeah, well, I mean I've been thinking about Well, I told you see how many times have I told you that You need to go over to mom's house and check that out because there's a lady there Okay, but like I couldn't before no now you can So you better do it quickly listen to her. Okay, Joe. How's it going? I'm spending the night Who the fuck is that? And why is he spending the night? Now you know why she hasn't come to visit you. Why does he got 30,000 dollars worth of cameras with him? Just how it says Mads is hallucinating Well, even Joe saw it. Oh, yeah It's just like a black fog, right? It's black. Yeah. Oh, that ain't good. Yeah, Chris The black mass Have you ever felt like running out when you do an abandoned house? I've got a video. I think it's called shape air scared stupid or something like that Yeah, yep, sure did it was nighttime. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I ran like a scared deer Yes, I didn't go back and you even said you I I did finally go back after a while because yeah, I had a few snorts one night and A few would snorts Joe hired liquor drinks. Yeah, how do you know that? Because the shit was invented back It was invented before paint Thank god, I finger painted I got scared and ran away from I heard something and I caught something on it too We followed that playlist followed the videos Um, you said let's talk shadow people once And and I caught and on that one video that I ran from the house room I think it's called fright night or something. It's on my playlist Listen and and when I turn to run There's one frame in between the tree and the house Okay, to where it looks like what's what's that girl that wore the white and had the black here And just always stood there with the grudge or whatever that girl looked like that girl And when I did go back in the daytime And I filmed right where I was standing where I got scared and took off There ain't nothing back there to look like that So it was some creepy stuff. Yeah, I ran out there. Yeah, I ran fast Yep It got scared there was something there Well, that's what you're looking for something No, well not that night. I wasn't I was just like Filming outside of a house and I heard something stomping down the steps monkey ask her Monkey ask her ask her what about the black mask Not mask Mask Grandma has that doll been on any trouble since you've been here Mom doesn't know the doll. She's not seeing the doll The dolls in the box. Did you know we have a haunted doll here mom? No, yes Guess what we have a haunted doll here. Yeah We spent the night with it in the tent one night Could have a challenge. I think it's names and challenges one. Yeah What did you do? Nothing I stayed up till I couldn't drink no more And then laid down and passed right out. So because I didn't want to know because she she she she slept between us the doll This doll was like what three feet total. What did she do? I got the doll from a patient BTW I fell asleep while you were lying last night Emma oh that where you went I guess I'm not because nobody disappeared right but I didn't hear nothing from Emma for a long time But um Chris Chris Chris came in and said hi last night. Oh, yeah, you don't remember what you sleep and do I don't know Yeah Yeah, he stopped by the class No, I mean god you're claiming you know what yeah, well you smell like fish I should check his thyroid I could What the hell you got a fever last two two days. So anyway, so chris Tell me a ghost story like one that you actually experienced But you gotta keep an open mind, you know I actually had to hunt for the chupacabra and aliens and bigfoot and all that stuff But man a paranormal guest investigator don't mean you can find bigfoot at every randy's place paranormal Doesn't mean ghosts No, you know paranormal means something that's not normal. So that could be you know See that's what I'm doing an off-going investigation I'm not going to sleep with lights off tonight Nancy No, you got the snow to watch I see why sherry wears the hat Ah, I never did He'd say never did explore he wants to Well, you ever get down south or I get up north We'll hook up and I'll take you some places man My mother could work the weed you for like crazy. No, I ain't fucking no weed you for just demon shoot You don't want demons They say if you open it up properly and close it properly You're fine. No, it ain't because no matter how you open it up if you talk to a demon You invited it into your home I don't care how you look at it. People don't look at it that way as long as you say you can't stay bullshit Why don't you invite them in your home if they don't want to leave? They won't leave because you invited them in Nope, I don't know The black thing that's in our house. That's all what it is. Is it mean tear? No, it just walks by Just walks by Yeah, but black is not good. She floats. She floats You know, I said it was like a mist or like a cigarette smoke a light color You know, then you're good If you see like a black man's like black folk, that's not good a dark color is dark It's demonic always pray before doing an explorer Yeah, yeah, I do my prayer. I do the st. Michael or that Mike yeah arc angel prayer Yeah before I would enter anything Didn't seem to help with the sustainable rectory though made it worse bad shit happened there all night long And then like a couple weeks later hadn't Shit happened was happening during the daytime man daytime like three o'clock in the afternoon Weird shit going on in that house man. It's like a mansion. I did have something weird happen. Not my patient's house Yeah, yeah We were this is freaky. Okay. Okay So I go in and have to help people with showers So I had to help this woman into the shower and some of the showers are so big That I have to step inside To help them So I had I was in and I had to a shower door. I left it open Wasn't around the shower door. I was helping her And she watched the shower door actually close itself I had something happen to me in the garage the other day when I was making a video cleaning that gas tank off of the scooter When I went to put the the tank into the dryer You know, you can see me in front of the camera, right and the camera was back I had it zoomed in so I had plenty. I was nowhere near the camera, right? So and if you watch but it's I cut that part out because I didn't show anything and I didn't know it was like that but I still got it I may upload it and tell the story about it, but um, you can see me getting ready to put To to put the comforter into the dryer and all at once the camera You'll see it turned back behind me and pointing at the refrigerator behind me I wasn't nowhere near and I didn't know it was like that Wow Yeah, that's freaky. I got down on videotape. Wow. I should and I got that car that view it with the doors. He just gave me the shivers The the viewing with the doors locked. Yeah, I told you put it on there. I don't know why you ever done that Because I'll put it in with like I'll do a ghost story One I'm not doing it by itself because it's like 10 seconds long So I'm going to do a ghost story thing and show some clips of shit I got like, you know, what we captured like at the smooth bridge and stuff right Some things that Nancy caught fours and shit. So yeah, oh my god. Oh, no, no, no, I would be running out so fast. She said Yeah, that was weird man. I'm telling you Right right there. Right where I spent all my time. Yeah, but you say you don't feel anything here I don't that's a weird thing. I didn't feel that I didn't even know it was like that. I'll show the whole thing. It's like a minute and a half long of the camera pointing up at the behind me up at Up at the refrigerator We need the tent. Where's the tent? It's a ghost story tent Yeah, we should do that some when it warms up and I'm a lot outside Yeah And and uh, we'll do we'll we'll like have real dim lights in there and we'll tell ghost stories We'll do a call if You guys can actually call us and we'll put you on speaker and you can tell stories too And Alexa can tell ghost stories No fucker Hey shut up So but no seriously, I'd be fun. You guys can call in and tell your stories too That'll be fun. You're all scared of jelly Because we've got the teepee tent I don't know I was ready to shut it down to 14 I used to love it man. I'm like dragon ass We only got one viewer left everybody left. Oh, there went back the tube. I think it popped in and out We're not we're not saying anything interesting. Okay, you too. I need to go. I'm I'm being summoned to go Where? Mod a live stream a mod live stream. Oh, okay. All right Give me all Nancy. We'll see you take care of chat soon Bye Nancy She's gonna be a moderator on some of these live streams. That's what mod is Like Well, you wasn't out there when the bad guys come on I was talking about child molestation and stuff And I couldn't make her mod So I had to keep yeah block So not that not that last time you was in here Bye Nancy. Bye the last time you was in here And it was uh me Nancy A couple other people There was like 10 of us on there and I couldn't make it wouldn't let me make anybody a mod So that they could block it while, you know, we're talking so I had to keep doing it man Over here. Yeah, you know what I mean and blocking them. So I don't know what was up with that, but yeah, I'm guys are but they they were like, you know, they're still I'm getting mad Uh-huh Let's do breakfast The rolly One person You ready to shut her down? Yeah Two hours left. Thanks for joining. Appreciate it. Chris good talking to you and we'll chat again soon And uh, we'll get together and tell some stories share some things shit like that, so Thanks for watching everybody appreciate it Monkey's out. Bye y'all. He always when it's time for you to say bye. You're like You couldn't see a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin I see all that sparkly in your beard here. You got all that sparkly from the table Oh, that's because me and her was talking about putting my head down Shea bear for president The man the legend i'm gone for now guys. Thanks for joining us. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. See you. We'll chat soon. Bye. Bye