 Tilo was poppin We are on twitch. We are not live but you can leave a like comment subscribe turn on your post notification Bells man. Let's continue to grow the family from Chicago to the UK Don't forget we do have the patreon That's where you can watch anything that we can't watch over here links down in the description Any of my old videos are over on Facebook Links down in the description and we do got the discord We do discord reactions too man As long as they can be posted And don't forget man. We got the new YouTube the lit one live channel man Y'all see in a little bit man. Y'all see in a little bit why we got this But uh, let's get in it is man quintessentially British memes 44 Let's go Hey, I'm gonna try I'm gonna try not to smile or laugh until it's funny Like I'm walking in a fucking tsunami right Which Monarch was on the British throne at the beginning of the 20th century? I'm gonna pass it. Give me a chance now. If you give me the right answer, you're playing the £20,000 I don't know. We need a Monarch. Is it Margaret Thatcher? That's funny. Here you go He's a smooth criminal. I know that woman in there's gushing Yo, my mom got one and he's fucking Show me how to use it All right, let me see what I want Oh, there's a pump No, no, no, let me just Where do you want this relationship to go? Do you know what I want to marry her next year Hey, yeah, I can't take that serious. That man is in love, bro Unless she's just a gap back Problems are just a little bit crazy Just hold on a second. Just one second Did you hear what he said? You asked me a question, I thought. Just be honest Bro, he started off by saying he lost his whole mind No, he smoked his **** He said, ah, do you know what, I'm not really feeding He didn't even know her name, but yeah, I want to marry her next year He doesn't know what he wants So you want to marry her? We need to fix our issues first And what would you say the actual issues are? The fact she doesn't tell the truth, you know She doesn't tell the truth So you want to marry a habitual liar? Are you sure you want to marry this job? I'd like to be Irish Would you? Yes, I bloody would Have you a bit of it in terms of background and genes? I have some Irish relatives But if I have to go down on someone, I will I'll do anything Well, now There I am Nothing's Miriam No, I am I I He is shocked No doubt there will be a queue around the block But I I'm just saying that I honestly have nothing but doubt That is the most Agregious Different way of expressing your desire To be a citizen of this beautiful country of Irish It's a great country Obviously you have the greatest of respect for the country I absolutely do I understand that So the offer's there Words you won't use in recipes Yes, I basically banned words And then I made the whole editorial team Agree and signed to Never Ever Some of them I understand But there's a list of them This is the list of the banned words Moist And crusted I mean, crevices Stuff floppy smear I get it Now, moist, I know I know what you mean But some recipes should be moist They all have reason Do you ever need crevice? If you're stuffing like a shoulder of lamb And you want to really get it into the crevice And dinner doesn't really work As does rimming Rimming is really important In pastry work Because you have to give it a good rimming To get the pastry Oh my Fucking way You're Minging I don't get it I don't fucking do it Hold on A few buffaloes We've asked them to bring in their most What are... Okay Magnificent stationery Okay, carry This was really hard for me because I love stationery I love... You think I don't? I don't know if you love it as much as me Because I love it the most I think I know what it is As a stationery connoisseur Your instinct tells me Because I know what the king of the stationery item is And I genuinely don't know what you brought in Trace that together Yes, one, two, three A laminator I remember when I used to work at the hotel Like I'd just be laminated Stuff for no reason Just bringing personal belongings in And laminating it So you know what I'm saying So my social security card Laminated, you know what I'm saying Birth certificate, laminated You know what I'm saying State ID Already come laminated But what's the problem with double laminating it You know what I'm saying I should have laminated my phone one time I should have... I was just laminating stuff I don't know what was wrong with me I went through a moment of life where Laminating was just It was it, you know what I'm saying I'll tell you something Call it gut instinct You and I are the only people in this room No one else knows what we're talking about It's gonna play into your hand You'd be surprised Modern art is bullshit And I'm gonna prove it by hanging a meaningless painting In one of the biggest galleries in the world The tape modern has the biggest gallery in Britain And I hate it That may be clear I don't hate the art or the gallery I hate that they can't accept Some things are meaningless So what happens if I hang a painting On their walls In order to get the painting in the gallery I was gonna have to use military grade technology With security breached It was time to find a new home for my meaningless piece That's when I saw it The perfect spot Right next to this urinal I reached into the bag ready to pound Nothing could stop me And that's when security walked in She walked in on me Painting in hand and in that very moment Decided to start looking out the window I had no choice but to act now The NPC had turned her back And I wasn't gonna ask twice Rip and stick baby No sooner had my hands gone back in my pocket She turned around She looks at me And then walks away She didn't realize But of course she didn't W security guard Because the painting was just like every other one in here Meaningless I'm not gonna lie That's good promo marketing for yourself Will you? How long did it stay in there? What was the outcome? Oh shit A teacher who took pupils to a strip club On a school trip Been banned from teaching for three years Richard Glenn taught IT At the school in Northumberland He also threatened to kick a student's head in While he was drunk in Costa Rica He says he was inappropriate and unprofessional If you're in Northern Ireland Yeah Sounds like our religion I'm the girl, nice to meet you I've got these for you Thank you It says you're 29 years old Everyone lies on them things, don't they? I mean you look a bit... Shave this morning You're not really good Redheads that my usual type They're not your usual type I'm not keen on it Can I have some... Milk please Without the straw You know what's crazy? That this is probably the best date In the last six months For a few of them For a few of them WK He's gone places, honestly This is probably the best date for like two, three of them Guaranteed I'll take you to a group island Yeah Nice, really Can I give you a bit? Wow, whoa You're on a date with... You got tricked into going on a date with a kiddo Baggers can't be choosers, ma'am Feedback Yeah That's a lot of hostility for him Oh, wait No, I gotta see that Where is that at? See, man, this is when we do TikTok reactions, man That's what I want I needed to see the outcome Man, damn You gonna skip it or nothing? And then they doubled up on me? Oh, they ain't doubled up, my bad Okay Get out of here It's one of those temptations in life Look, there's the locomotive At that end It's going north I just want to step on I'm Ryan and this is my world They need to be on the Discovery Channel Near rating a bear Eat a deer or something Okay Something naturey I'd like to be buried to this What? I'm gonna go down to the ground Okay God, you are disgusting Put that bloody thing back in the water If it's not dead already You vile bitch Put it back You are disgusting You are a disgrace I'm actually calling it because you are an Absolutely rubbish It's great, it's a thing Put it back in the water Are you trying to kill it? It's a fishery It's a fishery You are disgusting We're human Fishery Fishery People go fishing Go away This is a Karen It's disgusting Is she a vegetarian or something? You don't eat Ding People go fishing, darling You should be grounded, my love You are disgusting Oh, that's a vision You won't see me again That's tough, feel a little bit like Comment, subscribe, turn on your post, look down