 It's starting to go through the tubes, the underwater tubes down below the water. And that's how the coronavirus travels from continent to continent. It's the internet tubes. Yeah, it's like alien. Oh yeah, why? Because why would I get quality options on the actual stream? Well, here's the question though. How did they lay down those tubes in the first place? Just piracy, man. I'm telling you. You've seen Aquaman, haven't you? I get full, but really, like I feel like the actual explanation is that they just had a ship and they built the wire on the ship and then just drop it to the bottom of the ocean. Yeah, I'm not sure. That must have been quite a project. I'm curious to see how do they build the internet tubes? How do they build the internet tubes? They do that. The question for the ages. Oh my god, South Park went live as well, just now. Oh boy. What's he streaming? South podcast? No, it's Spoonman New Game Plus. Spoonter Munden. Really helpful graph on the New York Times where they just showed her year where all of the internet tubes got laid. And that's funny because Amazon, Facebook, Google, and Microsoft own a bunch of these new cables. Okay, 750,000 miles of cable. A 456-foot ship is like making... Okay, no, this is too confusing for me to understand. I don't understand. I know what ships are. It's too complicated. So, are you all live? Yes. Excellent. I'm still waiting for your stream to pop up on my end, to be honest. Yeah, let me have a fresh... There it is. Streams won't be used. There it is. I got it. There she is. Oh, it's on the left on the subscription. Oh boy. It's not the actual thing. All right, so let me get this linkage and put it in the thing. Alrighty. Where's my, like, flangoonie? So complicated. It feels like a throwback to when we used to stream on Twitch 24-7, Mel. I still do that, though. Oh, what a loser. Come on, man. Oh, nine. Zivert has moved on this out, too. Did it, though? Maybe. Yeah, I know. No quality options, flamed Twitch. Nothing I can fucking do about it. Unless I go fucking... Unless I go live in the morning. Restarting for this one, since it'll be a long man. It's not going to do anything. At this time of the day, I started trying it five times and nothing happened. And then people just get spammed with notifications, just like, fuck, man, you fucking piece of shit. Okay, so my previous profile names, I'm going to have to get rid of one. I guess chat can vote on which one gets killed. We got Fleepoom, Glorm, obviously. Mr. Grimbley, Humphrenic, Fred. Glump Senior, but there is no glump here. So I don't know where his son is. Google Moose, Flu... Renford Newpeen, which was the recent edition, and Gogglepiss. I feel like Fred must be... I think Fred's gonna... Be sacrificed. All right. See, I like... Yeah, that is... Oh, exciting. All right, so everyone, make your peoples, I suppose. That's what we're doing now. All right, well, I'm going for my dudes now here. No, that's not what I wanted to do. There we go. Load game, who we got here? We got Flumpis, Myrtle, Primbus, Magnetism, Derm Grump. I like that. Yeah, Magnetism. Yeah, Derm Grump. Yeah, I like that name. It's just really attractive. Yeah. Oh, nice one. And Flisms. Not as many good ones, and I don't need to get rid of one. So... Oh, yes, Paleblood. Fucking racist. And the name already... I'll keep an eye on chat. If there are any questions, your way that I managed to see, I will ask them while you are devoting 100% of your mental energy towards your bloodborne speed racer. Speed racer. Yeah. So my character's gonna be called Dangle Flumes III. If we can actually... Oh, the second because I'm missing one character. This is the fourth iteration of EFAP that has had us responding to the remainder of the EFAP 103 Super Chas. So whoever sent one during that has had to probably go through all four to make sure they caught the question. But I mean, that's how it... You could probably, you know, vaguely aim it as if you knew you were a late one, you can go for part four, you know. So I'm being asked who will die first. I am going to guess Fringy will die first, because I think Mahler and Metal have probably just played more. There we go. My internet just pooped so hopefully that didn't happen again. That's right. Maybe they meant who's internet will die first and which is. As for who will die first in this game, it's probably me. Yeah. Well, yeah. I figured you played the least amount, so it was more likely that you would have. So I mean, these guys have got like 10 saves. I've got like none. The I guess all with mentioning is there are no rules except don't do summons. And I guess once we, you know, this may this may be session one of two, you know, we're going to race to the end of the game, but we're going to do one because that's going to take really long. So yeah, it's the end of the game. Not not all bosses. Yes, everyone's job is to get to particular places. So yeah, that makes the second part. You can all start from the same position. With all bosses. The only problem is just that I'm not. I can't remember how to get to all of the bosses, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Some of the secret and all that. So I guess I feel like get right to the end. Right. That's the complete the end of Bloodborne the game and do and kill often. Of course, those are the two goals, I guess, because that takes you through basically everything. Well, that's basically all the bosses except two or three. Well, I don't know what the other one. Maybe we'll do that as a bonus, Mal. Gosh, you're a nitpicker. No, I'm just saying nitpicking. I mean, we're all known for nitpicking. No summons because that's not chat. Trucks that can stand off. So we're all offline. This is yes and invade us or something. I don't even know if that's the thing in this game. I never played this online because I'm not paying to play online. And then yeah, and everyone's going, I think we're all going to choose lone survivors. The base but from there you can do it. To be honest with you, you can choose wherever you want. I don't know why we would make it. So you can't if it's just a race, you know. Oh, OK. Choose whatever loadout you have a preference for. OK. Yeah, this is about speed. So strategize appropriately. Arcane built here we go. No, I don't even know how to do what's how to do this anymore. Arcane built gets pretty pretty sick in the end. But in the beginning, I think it's pretty pretty floppy. Well, I'm going to go for the lone survivor, whichever one gives me more health. All right, we all sink on hitting finish. Sure. Hold on. I think it gives you a prop. So sink on hitting yes to finalize contract. That's what we'll sink on. Also, OK. Yeah, sure. I don't care how I look. Let me just. Yeah, same. I don't really carry there actually. Now that I think about it. All right. Three, two, one, go. It's like sinking a movie. Yes. How exciting. Well, can we stop? I have a grasp of this. We can skip cut scenes, right? Yeah. Yeah, I think it's press start to skip cut scenes. Yumbo. We're probably not going to touch Chalice's chat, not even going to go near Chalice's. I feel like that. Yeah, I feel like that's going to be way too hard. Oh, well, it's not. Those are only useful if you're online. And then use the seeds provided online where you get the best runes and shit. I think. I know. Thanks for the resub. First challenge. One of possibly many who knows defeat the werewolf in the opening of the game without work. OK. And what do you get for doing that? Nothing at all. The appreciation of chat. All right. OK. Chat will be like nice. 20 seconds. Yeah. Before they start saying how funny it is that everyone sucks at this game, which they will do. I'm sure of it. Fucking sure of it. And I'm punching a wolf to death. Oh, yeah, I'm not going to make it. It's not the simplest thing. I think people who are good at the game can do this easily. Probably. I already, yeah. I was desperately trying to get that back step because I think you kill him in one hit then. Get a backstab with a like a karate shot. Yeah, you can do it. I'm great. Man. All right. You almost got him. Oh, I just chopped him into the sides. That's rude. I was just watching you trying this right now. I want to see if you're stressful. Oh, I'm using this to get my head stopped. That's fine. That's cheating. Cheater. Okay, I'm sorry. Come on, Wolfensteiner. Got you, bitch. Someone say, health doesn't matter in this game. Everything free shots you. Lies and slander. I played the game way too much for the last day, but that's rude. That doesn't sound right. Yeah, I'm actually got him. I got him. Chat, appreciate me. Not the other two. They suck now. Haha. All right. All right. Look, hey, whoa. I did the thing that doesn't do anything. I guess. Did you get like five? Oh, you get five miles. Yeah. Right. Warfare. Show up. I'm winning now. All right. Chat is asking for our Bible verse of the day. Sweet. With it is Ephesians chapter four, verse 23, to be made new in the attitude of your minds. All right. It's a freaky dust stream. All right. There should be a plan. I got you a link. There you go. Put it in there. Yeah. The bot just posted it. Right. I noticed. The second point where you did. All right. I should probably equip my weapons. That might be a good thing to do. That helps a lot. Oh, yeah. Chat, link in the description to take you to either of their streams or a multi stream that takes you to both of the same fucking time. How neat is that? That's fucking sick, mate. So cool. Oh, how easy that world was. And it took like four hits. You're so shit, Mueller. Oh, wait. You went back to kill it? How do you? Well, you both went back to kill it. No, you have to spawn there. You don't have to let that turn up. You have to spawn there, yeah. Oh, OK. I don't. You have to spawn there and then, oh, yeah, but you're going to die as soon as you leave right. And then you got to see what we're doing. No, you can just go to the next one. Oh, OK. You can just walk past everything. People who are good at the game don't have to die for me. Yeah. Hey, look, all right. People who don't sleep and slap this. Fuck. According to Anakin Skywalker, people who are good don't have to die. So. Yes. An Anakin is a patron saint of EFAP, possibly. Anakin's stuff for a good patron to say. Anakin's guy face. Sky face. Oh, my God. In my, I like how people think of it. In my, in my point of view, the Jedi are evil as a great example of how not to do dialogue. But well, it's how he feels. Is that bad? That he expresses how he feels. Yeah. If it's Anakin, yeah, it is. Is he supposed to be real bad at it? Well, he is bad at it. That's why he says exactly what he means, because that's what people who are bad at communicating do. Yeah. Or communicate very clearly their intentions and feelings. You know, it's a robotic. Because they miss out on what is potentially a really interesting conversation. From my point of view, the Jedi are evil. And then Obi-Wan instead of saying, well, there you are lost, says, why? Why is it on my left, Mola and Metal and Metal on my right? All right. Because they don't let me fuck. We're like, details. I mean, they're totally chill with it. Just keep it secret. But we fucked Anakin. Anakin. My allegiance is to the river. You like it when I come up from the covers and say hello there? Oh, second challenge again. I don't know if these should be optional at this point. You know the big chungus near the beginning? What? The big fat dude? Yeah, kill big fat dude. However you want. But like I kind of know that's going to be harder though. Wait, when you say it's going to be harder, what do you mean? Well, like harder than it will get. I don't have one. No, I'm already past that. Fuck him. I'm going to fuck him up. Yeah, you know, I'll do it. You know, I'll abide by your rules. Bonus random challenges. Well, in my opinion, Mahler's rules are wrong. And I'm lost. Well, then you are a piece of shit. I just agree. It's for you. Okay. I'm just humming this music. All right. Rangelo says soundtrack is killer. Just saying. Hey, Rob, revenge for the story time. I don't have any stories that they're ready. Well, I mean, if it's if it's funny, I will just, I can just start. One time I was driving to Arizona and I saw a cow run and it was amazing. And that happened over a decade ago, but I remember a sight of a cow running. I've never seen a cow run in real life before. I don't think I've ever seen a cow run either. Now that you mentioned it. Yeah, we saw a cow run and it was really, it was it wasn't majestic or anything. It was really kind of. That cow ran this side of a cow running is a memory that I'm cherishing in my mind. That's why I'm a dumbo. I didn't walk past that. I just you didn't want it was all right. I beat the fat chungust. Hey, nice one. I thought I went past the big chungust, but I didn't. So I just took an extra level. Is right. One of the chungusts is wrong. I don't think I have blood blown. I don't have a what? Somewhere around here. Okay. Well, that's your answer. He doesn't. Yeah, it's somewhere. I have the controller here at fight for my computer because every once in a while when I want to remind me how I've evolved as a gamer, I plug it in and remind me. I would mention that I absolutely annihilated the picture. That practice play for yesterday has done me a lot of favors. I feel the same way. I feel like I'm a little better today than I was yesterday. I don't know. Is there an item here normally? Like a like a like a thingy. Obi-Wan, I don't know where I am. Then you are lost. That is so true. Are you stupid enemies that just like hide behind walls? Oh, why? That's a soul born like standard that they just like putting enemies behind things that you walk through just to look at me. And you're like, all right. Yeah, there you are. You couldn't have seen me from where you were. Could you have? No, you fool. You are defeated. All right. All right. Third challenge. I guess is killing the two werewolves. You can't dodge them. You're going to fight and kill them. I don't like you. I don't know. Hey, I got to do all these things too. I don't like you. I want to play it like I played Dark Souls 3, which was eventually giving up and just running past all the enemy. Oh, you see, I'm just saying defeat them once. All right. Just once. Just those things. Someone asked, how goes in your chat, how goes the Crash Bandicoot 4 video? So like my playthrough is nearly done because I think I explained this yesterday, but I don't think I'm going to try and get the Platinum Relics because I might get carpal tunnel if I do. You're concerned with his health. Yeah, like legitimately, I think I might destroy my hands. So I'd rather not. So, but I've got all the others. It's messed up, Brad. I've 102% of completion. So I feel like I've played it. 102% completion. Well, they have like 100% but then you can get more than that by doing a bunch of other stuff. They're aware of what percentage of me. I know, right? Well, it prevents me like a secret ending, right? So there's like a secret ending where Crash Bandicoot. No, you know what? You would have played it by now. So there's a secret ending where it's like, hey, so here's the status of things, you know, after the game. Like here's what Coco and Crash and like Dingo Dahl are up to. And then there's like, in fact, yeah, no, you know, I'll keep the surprise secret if you haven't played it. It's an iffy little thing. And then I think there's like a secret ending that's like, oh, Crash Bandicoot 5 would make me happy. But yeah, I look, I've played that game for like probably 100 hours at this point. I think I'm cool with making the video. So, you know, give me like a month or two. Yeah, I doubt I would blame anybody for making a review if they played it for 100 hours. Yeah, I feel like it's a game that can be in eight hours, you know. Yeah, with rare exceptions, like an MMO, just a huge vast swath of content and stuff. I'm like, general overviews, sure. But for the most part, yeah, it takes a special game that requires more than 100 hours to adequately review. Well, I think for me, because I wanted the video to be basically, oh, how difficult is Crash? Like I want it to be an analysis, sort of like the core design of the game going through, like, you know, the actual movement mechanics, level design, how the challenges are structured. And part of that was just, hey, I want to complete it 100%, but now like the topic has evolved a lot more. Like now it's stuff like, hey, is it fair to like design your game in this way? Or, you know, is it really a challenge to just hide things in places you could never have possibly known you could find them? Like, is that a challenge in the same way that, hey, can you jump from this platform to that platform as a challenge? And so I think, yeah. But you'll keep going, I'll end the end. Oh, I was just going to say that I think what my thesis is going to be nothing. I need to stop saying that. Last time I said that, I can do right up to like 10 minutes. I think the point I'm going to be wanting to make is that Crash Bandicoot 4 can be, has like a very low skill. Oh my God, these wolves got me. Wow. Have you killed the wolves yet, metal? I'm still chopping away on these guys here. I'm glad the thing was able to finally break from Crash Bandicoot and play a nice, relaxing round. By the born here. But yeah, the point is probably going to be that Crash Bandicoot 4 is actually pretty accessible. But it's, it's, if you want to play it at the highest level, it's actually kind of insanely difficult. Because like this game has a lot of very forgiving mechanics. Like the amount of, you know how like in platformers you can kind of jump even when you're off the platform because you know, it's called coyote time. You know, like Wily Coyote and it's like, man, this game has incredibly forgiving. In that regard, Crash Bandicoot 1 is not forgiving at all when it comes to that, from what I remember. Not to be confused with peyote time, which is another thing entirely. Yes. A fun thing. I'll just believe you. I've never lived before. I don't know what that is. Oh, well, it's just, you will not, I remember like when I did a game maker tutorial, they're like, yeah, you should just put this in because it feels wrong to miss jumps that you technically shouldn't have made. Like there are jumps that you are technically shouldn't have made, but you know, people are like, no, I pressed the button at the right time. It's like, no, you didn't. It's the bullet magnetism of platformers. Yeah, basically. Basically, it is exactly that. It's bullet magnetism. My precious momentum was stolen from me. Oh, I just got a text from my dad. Saw Clooney's The Midnight Sky last night. I want my two hours back. It's the friendly pad. Avoid, just avoid. That's the Netflix movie. I don't know anything about it. This is what they do. Directoral they do. But he goes for stars in science fiction film. Yeah, I'll ask him if it's like entertaining. Well, I guess not because he said he wanted his time back. Yeah. He hit me and then I parried him. I never hear about George Clooney for years at a time. And then after we walk off Robin, my dad texts me about it. Jesus Christ. The first order need to get like, bring these guys into the army. These guys have paid for that. Yeah, luckily, like it's only 3000. I'm going to go straight to the boss now that I'm sad. Okay, so I guess we've given up on that rule. What do you mean? Rags thought you said your dad loves all movies. He is very low standards for movies. But if movies are boring or try to be super dramatic and deep at ease, he often will really, really hate them. Like he hated. He hated. I think he said when we watched Captain Marvel, he said that was the worst movie he'd ever seen in his life. Wow. I think his precise words are something like, I think that's the worst movie I've seen in like 35 years. But he loves the first Wonder Woman. So he's kind of, he's interesting. He's the normie. He's the normie. That's what I was saying. He is kind of a normie. Yeah. He, he, he, he said neither my mom nor my dad liked marriage story. So yeah. So they just said, he's like, I just couldn't, I just, it's just following it and the care. It just, it just wasn't, it definitely was not their movie. But I think I talked them into like understanding what it was and appreciating it all. And they were like, yeah, it's just wasn't my thing, which I can totally understand. I mean, obviously I think that movie is amazing. Oh yeah, I do too. It's incredible. I see people say that that argument scene is overactive. It's like, no, it's not. Yeah. Wait, what's overactive? Father, think about you being gay. You never know. And it's not his business to know. So there you go. Overactive. Yeah, people say that it's, you know, because people don't act like this in real life. That's bullshit. Yeah, they do. Like, I don't know what to say to that. Yeah, yeah. All right. Stupid wolves got him. I was going to say, I killed the wolves. When I was killed and I was like, fuck this, I'm going to the boss. I was referring to a Randy. Oh, I'm about to kill the wolves. Yeah, I almost beat him my first try, but when I parried him for the last attack, he hit me while he got some to parry point. And I was like, oh, come on. Because I don't think father should know that this genetic line is going to die with you. So firstly, I'm bisexual. Like I've had sex with women. You also, it's not an obligation of mine. Also, I have three other siblings. Guys, I'm stuck. Like I'm stuck in the terrain. Well, it sounds like you're going to lose the race. You killed yourself for. I think if you were 10, have you got a bold hunter's mark? Any chance? A bold hunter's mark. I feel like it's far too early. I'll always just lock out and back in, I guess. Oh, dude. So I have to quit the game. Um, I mean, yeah, but you don't, I don't think you lose anything, right? No. All right. Oh, no, you don't lose anything. As long as I, well, do I lose my, I couldn't roll out. I couldn't roll. Where are you? Where are you? Oh, okay. Oh, you're not like the part where you, yeah, I had to. I couldn't roll. Um, yeah, I was about to see where you are. It's funny, people are there like, oh, roll out. It's like, you don't think that was the first thing I tried. I couldn't roll. Like I couldn't roll. Yeah. Also, I almost triggered the cleric beast. And before I realized, oh, shit. I don't even need to kill this one. People say there was an item. It's like, yeah, I didn't have it. So are you going to skip? I was lame. No, I wasn't trying to. Oh, no. You're going to. All right. I mean, for now, I mean, I don't need to kill it. I was going to get it. Damn. I mean, I'll probably go there and just get some more. I was going to say, I'm probably going to kill it for the souls. I am going to kill it. Yeah. Yeah. Just pull me back where I was. That's that's awesome. Cool. As in, I said that in a very depleted way, like I'm fine. I'm fine. It'll work out. Hey, rags. My first introduction to souls born games was Dark Souls 2. And I completed the game without knowledge of adaptability affecting the hit box. So when I started Bloodborne, it was really easy. Yeah, that would happen. I don't know what those means, but judging by the gigglers, they do. All I know about adaptability was from Mola's video on Dark Souls 2. It increases your eye frames. Increase your eye frames? Yeah. Yeah, and you need to spend, I think, 12 points to get back to the eye frames you had in Dark Souls 1. Yeah, Bloodborne, I would argue, is easier than... Well, the problem with all of these games is the... Which one is the hardest and easiest? It depends on how much you know about the game. Yeah. It's hard to say which one is the easiest and hardest. A lot of people consider DS2 the hardest, but I consider it like kind of the easiest at this point. See, I've only played like a lot of Dark Souls 3 completion, so I thought Dark Souls 3 was pretty straightforward. It took me about 15 hours, so... Which I hear is short. Yes. Yeah. You motherfucker with your stupid ass gun. Quality comment. Oh yeah, known bush. Thanks for subscribing. Oh, and also, Grandark, 400 pence. I understand what you're trying to say, Fringo. It reminds me of playing Devil May Cry 3 and 5. You can play the game, but if you really want to play the game, you reach a point where the game's playing you. Yeah, it's like the game changes when you're playing at the hardest possible level of difficulty. That's kind of the point I think I'd like to make with Crash 4 is it's like... Oh, you know what? Fuckin' no music box, because Fringy's probably not going to use it, so... You gotta beat Gas going the regular way. Fine. Wait, what do you mean Gas going the regular way? Yeah, if you bring the music box to Gas going to make some a lot easier. The right way? No, that's offensive. Beat him, Beat him, Farron Square, all right? Oh, wow, so all the tricks I learned back in the day in Narm, I'm not allowed anymore. Narm, Brad. Flarek beat. Let's go. Narm born. This isn't gonna be fun, is it? I got something interesting in chat. So General Rancid says Dark Souls 3 is the hardest in terms of enemies and level design, and James Morse says having completed all three Dark Souls games, Dark Souls 3 is the easiest. Yeah. I would say 3 is the easiest. Do you know how broken it is? You think 3 is? 2 is the easiest or 3? 3 is probably the easiest, at least. But the problem is I played 1 and 2 then 3, so it's like... It's more than likely that 3 will come across as the easiest. Well, I remember that I found Dark Souls 1 hard, but I barely played it. I just remember that I went to the wrong place at the start. Like, because you can go in several different directions, I always went the wrong way to the place where I couldn't kill the enemies. I'm like, oh, where am I supposed to go? Oh, right. I love when this... Oh, look at all the health you lose when the stupid thing grabs you. And then I can't get up. 5 on 1? Yeah. 5 on 1. The cleric beast. It's too big. The cleric beast is too big. I can barely, like, see what it's doing. No, you just need to not use the lock on. Oh, no. Lock on his integral for the game. No, no, no. Here. My... I feel like... It will be well and win for the flumes. I'll try. I'll try. I mean, you know, based on Dark Souls 4, what, like, the best bosses were always like the 101 enemy page. You know what I mean? I mean, funnily enough, that boss I was fighting last night, the shadows of whatever I forget. Oh, fuck him. I mean, I liked it more than any other boss that whole night. Trying to get more engaging than any other boss, because I had to... And this is the problem, man. Like, in DS2, a lot of the problems a lot of people would cite would be that there's so many enemies that it's just fucking cancer. But that's almost better that your brain is doing something than I hack away at giant hairy glooms. I can't see anything. That's what I mean. I don't even feel like I'm relevant when I'm doing that sort of thing. That's why often, of course, it's so great. You can see him most of... Basically all the time, unless he jumps all the way up into the air and shit. But you know what's going on most of the time. Dude, he's hitting me before I can even get back up. He's too big. He's just trying everything. What, if any, are Bojack's redeeming qualities in your estimation? I like Bojack, but the show doesn't want me to. Some good voice acting. It does have good voice acting. The character of Bojack is almost there. It just needs to be sort of back out. That seems unfair. The beast grabbed me and then I could barely... Took all my health away. It's not right. Not right, God damn it. You got a question in chat. This one's for Mahler. Were you a voice actor for that Empire of the Ants game? Yes. It always feels weird if they do it in the reverse. I always expect people to find out about the game through me. Not they played that game and then like... You seem like the narrator in it. Yeah. Fuck. It seems weird to me, but it's like, yeah, yeah. I am indeed. I can never time the parry shot for a gas coin correctly. It always hits me right when I parry him. I got the cleric beast. Sweet. Excellent. I haven't said I knew it. Yeah. I knew it. Ant game, it was you. That was a cool idea for a game, by the way. Oh, it's a lot of fun. They, there was two portions and they were a year apart from me narrating it. There was supposed to be a third one, but they never contacted me. And I don't know if it's because the game didn't do well enough, or if they were just like, he's a Nazi. That can always happen. But it was fun. No, you should be able to hear the game. Sorry. No, that was it. I feel like we should try a little harder for Bojack's redeeming qualities, but I just can't think of any. Well, yeah, the problem is I find it to be just kind of disappointing. God damn shame. How do you increase your iframes in this game? You don't. You don't. Oh, okay. Technically, the less frame rate you have, the longer it seems like you, the longer your iframes will be. Yeah. I guess the problem is that this game runs really badly. Wow. It does, all right. Wow, free. It runs like 20 frames per second. It runs cinematically. Yes, it runs in filmic frame rate. All right. So look at the reason why the game is 1920 by 800 is not that the PS4 is a powerful enough to render this game at 1080p. It's because we want black bars because it's better. Someone has asked, well, it's more of a comment there. The ranking from this is from best to worst. Bloodborne is best. Then Sekiro, Dark Souls 1, Dark Souls 3, Demon Souls, Dark Souls 2. Well, what would you say the actual water is? Actual water. Oh, my God. I don't know. Oh, sorry. I don't know. When I say actual water, I feel like you might disagree with that. Because you don't think Bloodborne is the best, do you? Bloodborne is definitely not the best. And that's one of them hot takes people have trouble with. I'm sorry, guys. For me, it's one, three. Bloodborne, I guess when we put Sekiro in there. Actually, I probably put Sekiro before Bloodborne. Sekiro, Bloodborne all the way on the bottom of Dark Souls 2. So you think Sekiro, I played a decent amount of Sekiro. I thought it was fun. Yeah, I really liked it. I was frustrating. Well, I think it's once you start powering, that's the path to victory. Well, that's not the only path to victory, but everything else is just insanely hard. When I first played it, I played it like a Dark Souls game. And it's like, that's not how it's going to work. Yeah. Oh, how the fuck did I miss that? That's embarrassing. That's where my echoes. All the way over there. Any of you guys considered playing GTFO together? Fun call-up game. I have played GTFO. I don't think it would translate well to a stream, though. No. I don't know what it is. Yeah, I think I've seen a video of it. Yeah, it's like, I like playing it. It's fun to play, but it's very slow in its pacing. And I just don't think it would translate well into streaming it for people to watch us play. Who said this for me, but everyone can answer, of course. What's a game you've never played for whatever reason, but still want to try out? Mass Effect. Have you never? You've also played Mass Effect so many times. I guess I just assume everyone's played Mass Effect. Yes, that's why. But yeah, that's really good. Nearly. I haven't played the first one. I played two and three, but the first one was now on PlayStation, which was what I had at the time. It's a lot later. Easy versions work. Hey, okay. Oh, yeah. I mean, I probably would now. Yeah. Okay. Let me see. A game I haven't played, but want to try. I don't know. Oh, have find your second edition. I have not played a game of that yet, but I want to. I will organize such a thing. Does it count for that Divinity Origin of Sin 2? Because I've played like 30 minutes and then I start. Oh, it's awesome. Yeah, I've heard that. Yeah, that would be a nifty game to play with someone else. I wouldn't recommend playing it with more than one other person. Oh, a lot of bullets. But it's really good for co-op. Absolutely. Fucking gunmen in this game are actually terrifying if you're on the health. It's so good at this fucking job. They're the anti-storm troopers. Oh, yes, they are. Scary. Oh, by the way, the guy I asked yesterday about the Halo stuff. Let me see. I said, just for clarification, streaming now when Halo 4 came up, aren't humans also forerunners? And he said, they change the lore. Humans are either descendants of them, or in one story we came to the Milky Way, got beaten, devolved into slavery, and our pet flood into the parasite it is, and wiped out forerunners. So they felt bad and gave us the mantle before using the halos. So, yeah. Yeah, so the mantle of responsibility is basically the notion in the Halo universe that you are responsible for overseeing the galaxy. Like, you're in charge, basically. The gift itself? Is that? Very nice. So that's- That's a big guess coin. Oh, wow. You're well ahead of me, then. I have killed no bosses yet. Sorry? I have not killed any bosses yet. It feels bad, man. I haven't zappled up yet. Apparently, this is a hot take or it's an unpopular take. Someone said, Rags, Mass Effect 1's Combat in World Nav didn't age well. I disagree. I enjoy Mass Effect 1 a lot, and I can appreciate that it's more of an RPG first and a shooter second. The combat does work just fine. It's not just a game that you can just play without thinking about it, I suppose. You have to play your class. It's very much an RPG in that sense. And the World Nav, it doesn't hold your hand, but it's fine. It's like The Witcher 2, in a way. But I think it ages just fine. You just can't play it with a modern gaming mindset. If you think it's going to be easy and there's going to be flashing lights everywhere telling you exactly where to go. Is there a game genre you just couldn't get into? No, I don't think so. Tell the tale of games. Waste. Yeah, actually, I can't get... I don't think I can get into those now. The complication is just, could you get into it if it was really well done? It's probably, in which case, I don't think there would be anything stopping me from getting into anything that I consider to be well made. I don't really play a lot of Ocarina of Time. I found that game hard to get into. Yeah, I can see that being popping it into these days, absolutely. Yeah, well, yeah, I don't know. I'm not sure if I had Ocarina of Time. I feel like it hasn't aged that well. Look, I haven't played enough of it, but I mean, the combat's pretty like, you just hit the A button and then it dodged. Look, I, look, all right. I'm half a door kid. I don't know enough about Ocarina of Time. Zack, if I tried to kill Fringy, kill him, kill him now. Kick him. Look, I like Breath of the Wild a lot. I thought Breath of the Wild was awesome. Well, I didn't like that one a lot. Really? Yeah, I played through it. I, I, I was glad when I finished it. I, it was funny. I don't, I don't think it's, I don't think it's a bad game. I just didn't enjoy it as nearly as much as anyone else on this planet. And what game is that? Breath of the Wild. Breath of the Wild, yeah. And finally enough, I read- I didn't care for the Red Dincers. So I don't know if that's unpopular or not, but I just could not get into it. I think it's okay if you say you don't really like that one. Yeah, yeah. It's okay that I like that. Well, I think from what I understand, that as the story goes, Wind Waker was like really new and cool and had a unique style and people were like, this is kitty and shit. And so the Twilight Princess are like, all right, we're just gonna do Ocarina of Time again, kind of. And we have an edgy wolf, so like we're edgy now. And then people don't really like it that much, other things. So I think then they realize, oh, maybe like we can just do whatever we want, maybe. I like being full- Right after Eden Prime is so boring. No, it isn't. There is at least one, two, at least two, three. There's gonna be three combat sections there. And this is going off memory, like decade old memory. But there's like at least three combat sections in the Citadel after you get there from Eden Prime. But again, it is very much an RPG. They do a lot of work to establish great world-building characters, side quests, et cetera. I don't think it's for, I see why people would think it's boring, but I don't think it is. But I guess I'll answer the question, what genre I could never get into, fighting games. Oh yeah, that's probably a fun actually. Wait, Fringy, you can't get into fighting games? I feel like more combat a whole bunch. I do like Mortal Kombat, but like not, but when I've played like Mortal Kombat, I've only played it for like eight hours. I like Mortal Kombat, but I'm not very good at it. Like I'm not, when I said I can't get into fighting games, like I feel like with the exception of Super Smash Brothers, I can't really get good at them. Yeah, I was going to say something. Like killer instinct is probably like just a good example, because that game looks really cool. But like, I don't think I could play that game and be competitive. That game looks too complicated. I really liked fighting games when I was younger. I played them a lot. But I tried to get back into them, I think like two years ago, I think it was one of the Tekken games, I think. And then I looked at the combos that you can do now, and what you need to do is like, press 17 buttons in this combination, then do a 360 on your chair, and jump into the air twice, and then clap your hands and, I don't know, say hello to Mother Mary as Sane. I was like, I just want to beat someone up. Okay. I think one of the things I find appealing about fighting games in theory is that it's a really hyper competitive, like landscape, but also one that has a heavy emphasis on characters, like everybody likes these characters, like Ryu and Chunli and Corpian, and the fact that there's a certain persistence across all of the games that they play fairly similarly, that they have these new characters. But I just feel like I'm not good enough, and that for as long as it would take me to get good, I would rather play other games. I don't know. I do like story and games. I do like going on an adventure and exploring the world. Yeah, I generally don't like games that are one person versus one person. I like team-based things, and larger-scale stuff, and cooperative things. Yeah. But there's also the aspect of, I just do not at all have any interest in the mechanics of fighting games and having them and playing them together. I mean, I haven't played the game since. Didn't you say at a hard time getting into games like Command & Conquer yesterday? So RTSs, I've played some RTSs and liked them. I used to play StarCraft and StarCraft Rude War a long time ago when I could. Played StarCraft II a decent amount and got into it moderately, and I was fine. For a casual player, I think I was pretty good for a casual player. I played Command and Con... No, no, no. It was Supreme Commander and the Alliance. Those are kind of fun. The CPU Wrecker back in the days. Yeah, oof. But I'm not really into RTSs. Those are just some that I have played before, but I never really took them seriously. I just never really knew them. Why did Apex Legends win the best game you suck at Steam Award? Because a lot of people are really shitty at it. And if you're bad at the game, it's really not fun. But I think people can appreciate the mechanics of it while recognizing they're just not good. It's like old mobs. Apex Legends... Oh, yeah, yeah, that's fair enough. I've heard that. Oh, camera, thanks. That was fantastic. Camera work right there. Right in the bushes. That sounded sarcastic. She started to play Civilization. Yes, I played... I played a lot of Civ 4. I had a friend who added on his laptop and we would play Hot Seat. Remember Hot Seat? Oh, my God. We would play Hot Seat, Civ 4. Oh, you mother! Oh. The way that, like, I... These stupid snipers, man. There's no... They just can't miss. I'm not dead. That's the good thing. It's just damn, man. And I pulled up the dream just to see what it looked like. And I played Civ 5 quite a bit and liked it the most. And I've also played Civ 6, which was fine. I like Civ 6. Civ 5 has been my favorite. The fuck's this guy doing it? Especially with the expansions if you buy him for 5. It's, like, the best one. I like that Civ 6 lets you play as Australia. That's a... Koala Empire. Wow. And you get to... You get John Curtin, which is one of the best. Special units at Zingos. That's been named after a Curtin. Oh, that's a gang squad all there. Curtin, T-I-N. So not, like, A Curtin. John Curtin, though. One of our best Prime Ministers. It's funny how a lot of our best Prime Ministers belong to the same political party. I can't believe Moller is... Moller, he used to name John Curtin and ironically he's throwing shades. Oh, yeah. But, well, John Curtin was our... He was our Prime Minister during World War II. And he died shortly before it ended, just like FDR. The last motherfucker left after all that was the gunner. It was a shame that he died, obviously, but it's kind of a shame that he didn't get to see us win. Though I guess he knew. I think he knew. I think he was known. Because by 1945 it was over. Rags, what do you think about Witcher 3 gameplay and just the game overall? I think the game overall, if you look at it as a, you know, some of, you know, all of its parts mixed together, it is fantastically good, extremely good. The combat itself is fine. It's something that you can learn. It's not great. But it's fine. It works fine to my knowledge. I never had much of an issue with it. I do wish it were better, though, but it's fine enough. I saw somebody ask, like, didn't one of your Prime Ministers disappear? Yeah, so Harold Holt went swimming and just never came back. That was a good swim. Did he know how to swim? Yeah, he did. He was, yes, he was a very... He went swimming regularly. He was a very good swimmer. That's why it's a perplexing little mystery. But yeah, he just kind of disappeared and never showed up again. He moves, got him. He was in the, what, the emus that can swim even though they have no arms. You don't, you don't need arms to swim. Fish don't have arms. Oh, right. All right. But you also don't have arms. You don't have arms. This is a little weird. What a strange thing this is. What, did you need arms to swim as... Yeah, if you don't have fins, and you do need arms to swim. What if eels don't have arms or legs? They're just ahead with a lot of legs. It's so funny because it's true and I never even thought about it. Yes, you don't need arms to swim. It certainly makes it easy for us. I will say that. Oh my God. It does help us out. I think you guys give Guild Wars 2 a go. I don't know if that would be good for swimming. Maybe you can form them more. That's fantastic. They snuck up on the farmers by swimming in the ocean to catch them. And then the arms... Wait, you're never playing for a beach invasion? Oh, yes. Could you imagine? I mean, it's funny. I'm pretty sure I've thought of this as a gag. Save and cry for Ryan, except it's like being used as the Nazis. Come on, dude. You're gonna have a bite. God, Mel, look at you running ahead. I haven't even killed a boss yet. I guess I shouldn't have been looking around as much. Well, yeah, this is a race, mutually. Hey, races... Look, the tortoise, all right? You can swim with your tree. No, I'm not. I think I love people. Uh, what will your new lead? Well, I will never catch up to you at this rate. Don't say that. I'm gonna... This is gonna be a point where I fail horribly. This is gonna be a 20-hour total game time, probably, thing, so we got plenty of time. So, let's see. Rags, games, similar. Witcher 3, Divinity 2, and Mass Effect 1. Deep games that aren't hand-holding. Yeah, and I like that to a degree. And the degree is the point I get frustrated and just want to play the game. One of my big... I don't even want to... It's not even a pet peeve. It's just outright frustrating, is not knowing where the fuck to go. Yeah. That is one of the worst things in the universe in a video game. Tell me where the fuck I need to go to do things. One thing I should be seeing now is a lot of people are like, oh, white points are bad because you look at a minimap. It's like, yeah, I'd rather look at a minimap than not know where to go. I'm sorry. I need to know where I'm going, like in an old game or something. I know that Assassin's Creed Odyssey had a really cool little... And I'm not sure if Origins probably had this too, where you could play a mode where the game didn't give you white points, but you could ask characters, hey, so what should I be looking for? And they'll be like, go to this town. You want to go to this place. It's near this landline. It's like, that's a cool little way of doing it. But I like having white points, frankly. Me too. I don't want to spend half my time in a game traveling around. I want the option to travel around if I just want to travel around. Oh, yeah, and people saying like, boss travel is bad. No way. No, fuck that. Never make a game. Kill yourself. Oh my God. I'm sorry. Jesus Christ. Yeah, but that's a take that you see now. It's like, oh, yeah, travel. I never want to... Like, I can't even imagine playing games like The Witcher 3 and Guild Wars and Far Crying Stuff if I had to physically go to all the places every time. Oh my God. Fuck that. Hey, Frogger, how's it going? Not great as you can probably tell. I'd be also like, you don't have to use the waypoints if you don't want to. Yeah. Well, I think that's, that's the big thing, right? Like, give me the option, please. You lose nothing. Just don't use the waypoints. And if the temptation is too big, then say something about the quality of those waypoints, doesn't it? Well, I think it's a well done, right? Because a lot of people say, well, if you people can fast travel, you don't know to put as much effort into world design. I'm like, nah, you can still put it. No, I have to get to the waypoint first. Well, yeah, generally, you can't fast travel to... I don't know why I sat down. My character just sat down for no reason. I think if you hit the X button too fast... Well, the problem is like, I hit X button a lot because I always assume that's how you jump. But I've been playing a lot of Crash Bandicoot in case you don't know. I killed Gaston. I'm coming for you, Metal. Oh my God, you actually hurt me now. Someone said, this is a good question for all of us. What is the fastest a game has ever made you turn it off and never go back if it's happened at all? Yeah, it was recently for me, funnily enough. Nothing like finishing anything once starting it would be necessary, no matter what. So that's not true at all for me. I will absolutely ditch a game and never go back to it. Yeah. But feel free, go ahead, Metal. God of War Ascension, Hard Mode. I played all the God of Wars in a row if people are not aware. That's a PSP one, right? Ascension is... No, that's the last PS3 one that came out. That was the last one that came out before God of War 4. And I was playing all of them on hard. It was challenging, probably the most challenging so far. But then there was the trial of Archimedes. And it's basically a three-tier fight which in itself is not unusual for God of War game. But then I had big troubles doing the first part. It's like, oh, that's fine. It's probably a checkpoint in here. And I get some health. Nope, you get right to the next one. Super small area. You can barely stunlock the enemies. And I tried it and tried it and tried it. And you don't get checkpoints. You don't get health. You don't get anything. I was like, no, fuck this. I'm just... It wasn't fun, challenging. It was just bullshit. I was like, fuck it. That actually sounds pretty crappy. I also had a bit of a tweet about it. Whoa. Anybody else have one? I don't know, actually. Game that... The game that made you quit it the fastest and never go back. Nothing that springs to mind, unfortunately. Yeah, same here. So, yeah. And I'm going to talk about not some of the shitty Steam games I play just for the lulls of it, but like actual like proper games. Ah. Most of the games that I start never go back to or just because I'm just not interested in going back to them. It's not that the game is offended in some way. Absolutely. Or that it's bad. I just lack interest. I just get apathetic about them and don't care about going back to them. I'm sure there are some, though. Kind of saying... What do you think, Scooby just wrote? I wonder who's the asset who made you play this game, Scootal? Yeah, I wonder who it was, Scoob. Oh, no. You said it? I was like, I was going to make a Twitter poll and people like play all of them. And yeah. All right. Never missed a Twitter. Does this include DLC? Yeah, we got old Hunters. I bought it specifically for this because I never had it, but I like the music from those bosses. And I think... Let me ask you this. If you and I had not agreed to finish Destiny 2's campaign. Oh, Christ. Would you have quit? No, I quit. Definitely, too. I wouldn't have beaten that. I definitely wouldn't have. Because I basically didn't... Once we were finished, I was just... I didn't play anymore. I went back through it one more time and I've never touched it since. I, god damn, Destiny 2 was... Fuck me, that sucked. I heard it's gotten really good. Yeah, but people said that about the first game. And it's like, I don't know. What do you mean it got good? Is it still I have to shoot bullet sponges? Like, does it still have fuck all story? Because if it has those problems, then I'm still probably not going to enjoy it at all. It's just not as good as Halo. It's not as good as Halo. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'd much rather play Halo than Destiny 2. I'd much rather play Halo 5. I think I'd rather play Halo 4. Like, at least... At least, like, I don't know. Like, at least there's something to chew on in terms of, like, story. Even if it's crap. Because I think that's a problem that I have with, uh... With, um... Fuck Destiny, as there is no story and I expected a lot more out of it. I was so excited. I bought that $200 special edition for the first one. I think that was the one that got me off of pre-ordering video games. I think it was. Let me see here. Someone here said that that game for them was Hellblade? And that was my game of the year. I loved Hellblade. Well, if they encountered the game-breaking bug, then maybe. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. But... I remember. I remember. Oh, I see. You went back to the characters. Yeah. It's personal now, I guess. Game is just slowing down every once in a while as I attack this thing. Like, yeah, let me... I can't keep up. It's like, stop it. Someone said, um... Yo, there, Hunter. Yeah, if you're not good at it, like, it's miserable. What League of Legends did you take? What? Sorry, I didn't... I didn't... I totally didn't know what game were you talking about. Only League of Legends. Yeah. Oh, right. I mean, that's legend in there. That's the game that's... I love it. I have over a thousand hours in it. I have a lot of fun with it. I play with people who are good. But if you're not good at that game, then it is just miserable. I nearly beat that stupid father of a prick. I'm a little bit better about Apex because I would have preferred Titanfall 3. Yeah, I just... Yeah, I don't know what to say. I know you really like it, but I really prefer Titanfall. I would have preferred Titanfall 3 to Apex Legends. I like it a lot. I think it was a really good game. It's just that I would have preferred Titanfall 3. I think I just prefer them. I'm not a big... I'm just really not a big fan of, um... Fuck me. Battle Royale. I prefer just standard PvP multiplayer. Braggs, please tell Pringy to use his L1 attack. Pringy, use your L1 attack. Can I help to use it? Like, what difference does it make, really? Um, it'll be slower, but it can increase stagger. So, like, more likely to make things stop moving. And I think it deals slightly more damage, too. The trick option. So once that Braggs you say that, but live service Titanfall 3 would have happened. So here's the thing. That's what Apex Legends is. Yeah. And let me explain. So, I think Respawn would have loved to make a Titanfall 3. I think they would have. And I think that EA probably said, no, we, we, we... Even though we were the ones who fucked you over, apparently, or whatever, with the release dates. No, apparently Respawn shows that release date. That was their decision. I, I, I know, I know. Real that. Yeah, so apparently Respawn is so stupid that they can't make, they couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. EA looked at those crown, crown munching simpletons and said, yeah, even though you made a great game, you ruined it with your business decisions. We're not going to allow you to make Titanfall 3. And I was, I'm curious if Respawn was able to finagle them into saying, wait, what if we make a... Universe, but it's a, a... Yeah. A battle royale, like... What if we sort of make a Titanfall game? But it's a battle royale. And EA was like, oh, okay then. I thought you have the, yeah. So that's probably kind of what that sort of... It would seem you have priority over Fringy today, right? Oh, that's cool. I'm still on the notice now. Make enough time. Yeah. It just means that if you both talk at the same time, Fringy will break up. Oh, I will. I finally beat Einstein and Smo and I've gotten the TD reward. Nice. I've been playing Wolfenstein the new Colossus lately and it's amazing. I disagree. I disagree. I like New Order a lot better. New Colossus, I do. New Order is better. Yeah. I think New Colossus has some dog shit level design. New Colossus. Yes. Yeah. Yes. It has a bunch of shitty characters. It has a... Real dumb story. And if you play that game on hard difficulty, I think it's... I'm not sure that they even made that game for hard difficulty because I just remember being impossible to get through certain sections of that game very easily on hard. And you might be like, well, that's the point. It's like within reason. All right. And with the new Colossus, like a third of that game is cutscenes. Yeah. It's pretty insane how much of it is cutscenes. Not only is a third of it cutscenes, that's only counting the proper full cutscenes you can't do anything with. Don't talk to these fucking talk. Yeah. Just walk around. Yeah. There's a lot of stuff in the game where it's technically you can move around, but you have to sit there and listen to it as if it was a cutscene to get a lot of information and character stuff. So... Yeah. New Colossus was not that fun to play. Just get the new order. Youngblood is better than the new Colossus. I promise you. That's the whole type, I think. Apparently it is. And it shouldn't be because Youngblood plays way better than the new Colossus does. And the levels are better designed as well. Story's still dog shit and you have to put up with the fucking horrible protagonists, though. And they cover everything you do. Great mentioning. There's no backstab in Bloodborne. Yeah, I noticed. I was trying to backstab. Someone said, honestly, I didn't like the order. You're wrong. You need to do a charge attack onto the backs of them and then you can do a little backstab and a deal. Technically. Yeah. Okay, let's see if this Hunter up here is going to fuck me over like he did you last night. Oh, sorry. Someone quoted me, technically not a cutscene, but you got to sit there and listen to it to the point where it might as well be. Wait, are we talking about Cyberpunk all of a sudden? Oh, shit. I feel like I saw a video recently. Nope, it still fell. Easy. From, you know, I think it was Yahtzee's dev diary where he was talking about how he doesn't like, he doesn't like dialogue select screens. And one of the things he cited was like, especially when there's just a list of exposition you have to go through. And I'm like, yeah, I think I agree. It's really annoying when it's like investigate and there's a list of three different. I mean, the problem is if the writing's good, then I'm happy to listen to exposition. But if the writing's bad, I often feel like obligated to listen to the exposition. I'm like, I don't want to leave any stone unturned, even if I'm not that invested in what's happening. Someone, have I tried Rambus Exige? I've played it briefly. I like it. I've seen it destroy too many people to have me invest more time into it. I've done okay in it, but I worry about what my... People on arm. You can meet, what's his face? Wings of Redemption. You can meet him on Rambus Exige. Nope. Play a couple of games, have a fun time. Nope. Nope. So I don't... Someone asked me about Valorant. I've never played it and have no interest in playing it because I have no interest in CSGO for which Valorant is a similar kind of game. Yeah, I have absolutely no interest in it. I have interest in the idea that maybe one day I will get Dirty Bomb again, but I... That game hurt you, didn't it? The game hurt me. That company, the game loved me and the company who made it hated me. Depressing. Someone said, I generally prefer dialogue choices in games if you're protagonist is silent. The way you get more speech options and don't have to have an unwanted voice stapled on your character. Yeah, I think I might. Well, the problem is it's like it's two-fold, right? The reason why they talk is because it's more immersive, I guess, but like I'm cool with inventing in my head that I said something. Yeah, especially because every time my male protagonist in Cyberpunk talks, I'm like, why... No. Mel, how do you sell... Oh, never mind. That's the fact that Mel has the same problem where like Femme's chef is way more interesting to listen to. But like, I do want to play as a guy because I am... I personally don't care if my guy talks or not. I want my choices to actually matter if they gave me one. I think I prefer less choices, but they're more consequ... It's funny. I get into arguments about this. Black Ops 2 might well be one of the best games in terms of player choice actually mattering. There are no inconsequential choices in that game. They all have an impact. Oh, really? I don't remember at all, so... I can't ask for... I think more than four endings actually, but like, you know, depending on characters that you either save or kill, or characters you manage to save or don't, it can have a huge impact. Like whether or not you are... Whether or not you shoot Harper will directly lead to whether or not you get a bad ending. And it's like, wow, that's... And that choice comes like several levels before the end. And of course, you can be like, well, is it lame that one choice makes that difference? It's like, well, sometimes one choice does make all the difference. Well, maybe I should re-evaluate this take because I remember getting really mad in Assassin's Creed Odyssey. Oh, fuck! You sounded like fucking Ganondorf in this B move on time. And a Moth Falcon punch. Totally not a Falcon punch. Like, I remember in Assassin's Creed Odyssey that I went to this place where it's like, hey, so I don't... One character's like, I don't want you to kill the guy in charge here. And I was like, okay, so I'm going to do all the side missions to... Why did you get close to your microphone? What? You've gotten close to your microphones and I don't have to turn you down, but I can't because I'm playing a video game. Move back away. You want me to move? You want me to move away? Whatever you want to do. Go back to what you would do. Oh, here? Here? Is this fine? No. He's just going to have to pick one. Here. Commit to that. Yeah. Sure. Yeah, that's fine. Okay. All right. This is far away kind of from the mic. You sound perfect right now. Okay. Yeah, you really do. Yeah, this is more comfortable for me then. I'm cool with that. Yeah, in Assassin's Creed Odyssey, I did this part where I worked for a long time to whittle away at the Empire. I think it took me like three hours and then I got to the end of the like, well, you killed this one guy 20 hours ago, so I'm not surrendering. And then I got punished for that. You should have made it clear that this was pointless. Why would you waste my time only to be like, you made the wrong choice 20 hours ago, so you can't get this outcome? Yeah, that's fine. I was saying that's the point. It's like, well, that's a lame point. Yeah, that's a kid. Spent 20 hours working hard and then be like, no, you made the wrong choice 20 hours ago. Sorry. Yeah, remember how years and years ago, you killed that one doctor who was going to kill your daughter? Well, it turns out that that doctor has a daughter and she's going to come and she's going to find you inexplicably and hunt you down. Wait a minute. You're ruining. It's like, oh, it's just like real life. Oh, well, I could. Yeah, real life sucks. Yeah, I can play real life every day. Oh, somebody's talking about Detroit become human. The choice is madder than what? Yeah, I heard that they do. It's a shame that the writing sucks. Frank, what sort did you buy and how long did it take to get it? I got the Albion land graph. It's a long sword. It took a while. I got it a little bit early. They said nine months, I think, but I got it in like seven or eight. So yeah, a fucking baller. Rags. No one knows what you're referencing. That's all right. I like to think that I may have if I had known. There you go. May haps. Yes. Well, go away. I could smell you on my screen. I'm I've decided that I'm not going to be too concerned with old Yanom except for the bloodstuff beast. I think anyway, I don't know how much is valuable in this place. Man, you guys are a lot further. I'm still stuck on father gas coin. Just believe in yourself and others will believe in you. Chicks left. I feel like I believed in myself when I was fighting the cleric beast. Now I don't know. By the way, no, we are we are not a duty to retreat state. Which I am fine with, by the way. I'm fine with the duty to retreat law. I am fine with it. It's totally fine. I mean, duty to retreat makes sense. If you can. Yeah. If if yeah, if someone if you're unlawfully attacked or you're defending someone who is, you can't use deadly force if it's possible to avoid the danger with complete safety by retreating, which is just like what you should be doing anyway. I mean, that makes sense to me. The thing is that you but generally the castle doctrine is when you're you have no duty to retreat when you're attacked in your home. That makes sense to me as well. Yeah, I think I mean to me, I feel like it's pretty simple. If you come into somebody's house like they got nowhere else to go, like that's that's yeah, that is the place that's supposed to be safe. So like in here, if someone breaks into your house with, you know, some exceptions, you could blast and that's that. I'm not sure that's how it works in Australia. I think I don't think well, because we, you know, our gun laws are obviously need to keep your gun locked up in a safe. I'm pretty sure and you can't get one for self-defense. Which I think is pretty stupid. You can get it for hunting though. So, you know, killing animals for fun. That's cool. But if you want to defend your house, they're not allowed. Is it a wall hanger or actually functional? It is very functional. That's why I bought it. It comes it comes when it came, it will it's sharp enough to cut paper from the makers. It is very sharp. Absolutely. Um, if it wasn't, I wouldn't have bought it. Um, let's see. Have you ever had to use your gun for self-defense? Thankfully, no. If you really have, I'm likely. Yeah, hopefully I will never have to, but it's there if I need it. Oh, here's a good question. What instruments can the e-fappers play? Zero. Pretty well, actually. And, um, keyboard. I played saxophone for a long time. Um, regularly. I don't play it so regularly anymore, but, uh, but yeah, saxophone, um, keyboard. I think why don't you play the Glock feel? I don't. All right. Glock and should be a little bit more interesting culture. I played, uh, yeah, I can play piano. I played for, I took lessons for like nine years. I was quite good at it. Yeah. I could probably pick it up pretty easy. I can still go to a piano and like remember some stuff and I can use muscle memory pretty well. Some things just stick with you. Drums already do vocal, which is a weird combo. Oh, yeah. But I mean, you know, like learning how to play. Play the instruments. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of benefit being able to play multiple. I think piano is super helpful. Absolutely. Especially with electronic wins now that can mimic also all kinds of other sounds. I think it's a good and plus like piano is effectively the baseline instrument. Like, you know, concert C is piano C, whereas, you know, like concert C is, um, oh my God, I am forgetting. I wonder if the reason for that is because you can't just like tune a piano on command. Yeah. Pianos have like, yeah. And pianos can represent like a, I mean, you know, you just look at the number of keys a piano has. It's got a lot of keys. It can represent several different octaves. Whereas, you know, if you're on a saxophone, you only really got two and it's a lot of other instruments as well. Well, that didn't work at all this time. The incredible weakness of pianos is also their biggest strength is that it's a big fucking, although no keyboards nowadays, it doesn't matter as much. No, like I've got a MIDI keyboard that's only 25 keys. So, yeah. Let's camera, please. Camera, please get out of the wall. Do you want to make files? Haven't played it. Oh, Mahler and Rags. Remember the choice in Resident Evil 7? Yeah, I remember that choice. Did you, did we do the same thing with that? Because I chose, I wanted me to die. I was like, fuck you. I don't care about you. I care about this other girl who's been risking her life to help me. Until I chose who and the game was like, no, no, no. She always dies, that one. You're like, oh, okay. I can't remember. Cool thing. I remember being incredibly upset at the game, but that could have been because I chose the helpful lady and she got merked instantly. Or because I chose Mia and the game. I know the game would have fucking punished me if I chose. I can't remember which one of those it was, but I remember it upsetting me greatly. I was thoroughly disappointed. I don't know why they made that sequence. It should have just been a cut scene where your character says, I'm taking Mia. That's it. And that would have had me angry as well, because I'm like, no, no, no. The other chick was like really, really helpful and she tried to save you and Mia's a cut. Let's see what recommend a good MMO to get the two colors to do. Do you think you'd ever be interested in working in a game dev studio? No, fuck that. I would if I was a writer or something. But oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If I was a writer, like if I got to dictate all the choices, but I don't actually have to do the coding. Like, yeah. So basically, if I was in charge of the whole production, but not in the production sense, basically just the creative director. I get to make all the creative. There we go. But somebody else has to figure out the budgeting and like start management. I then, yeah, I would. I think I like the idea of being an indie dev. I think I want to make a game at some point. I, oh, yeah. No, I do. I really like the idea of making a video game. I just don't know how to code. So that's kind of a big barrier. Can you play the gas chamber? I cannot play the gas chamber. I'm sorry. I'm pretty sure that's against TOS. What kind of game? I really like the idea of making a metroidvania. That seems like something that would be really cool. I also like the idea of one idea that I had was like an XCOM style game where you build a bunch of robots and then you can deploy them on the battlefield. So basically XCOM, but with robots. I was about to say you can customize them. It's like, yeah, you can customize with XCOM as well. Oh, yeah. All right. But like, you know, where you could build like a robot and then assembly bay or something and give it different type of weapons, depending on, you know, what kind of team you want to build. But the moral of the story is like, oh, these robots, they don't get to choose what wars they fight in. And then across the game, they start to like, you know, choose the war they want to fight in. That's the arc. Rags, can you play megalovania on piano? No, but I bet in 10 seconds I could. Uh, what's the sharp thing Rags was talking about? My fucking sword. Swarred. We already know Rags can play piano, play creation, has a video of me play. Yeah, that's right. I play the hate piano. Apparently I play it every fucking EFAP. So people feel nice. No wonder you can take it up fire. Yeah, natural. Oh, yeah. Oh, thanks for the brief dub. Mortal playing my favorite game. Oh. Not only me, Mumblo and Fringle, the plague. No, that is the truth. If, uh, well, if you just joined, the bot just posted a multi-twitch. Yeah. Sweet. Multi-twitch. Uh, stop it. Let's get one to 10. How badass do you feel when you hold your sword? I don't know. I'm up there, but I'm used to holding, like, rifles and stuff. So, but the sword is pretty badass. I feel pretty dumb badass. That's bullshit. Had a cool idea. He said, if I can make a video game, I'd want a VR horror game where you're in a wheelchair bound overnight. Where you're a wheelchair bound with a night security guard in a morgue. Or if it, that could be cool. Yeah. That could be nifty. Like, if you- Hopefully it's not you staring at computer monitors, old game. I guess it would be like where your mode of control is limited because maybe, like, you know, you can't go upstairs or something, but you can go downstairs really quickly. You know what I mean? Like, so, like, in terms of navigating stairs, it's like, you can't get up them. And if you want to go down them, it's a big risk reward because you've got to, like, you get down them quickly, but then, you know, maybe you've got to balance or something as you go down. So I think that as cool of an idea as it is, you're going to have to find a way to justify why they'd hire a security guard who's crippled. Yeah, yeah. There is that. He's got tenure. Okay, thanks for the reason. He's really respected. And he got into an accident. He's like, I still do my job. Damn it. Rags, have you read The Art of War by Sunsuit? I have. It takes about 12 minutes. It's like, yeah, it's barely. It's really quick to read, but goddamn, I love that book. It's a great book. It's fantastic. It is very short, sweet to the point. Very excellent general advice. Oh, I think it's got really good advice. Good life advice in general, I would say. Nice, nice one. Got a lot of good life advice, you know, like, even though it was written for people who were commanding armies in, like, the third century BC, okay. Cones of wheelchairs. You can't go upstairs. Gross. You can go and go downstairs really fast. Here's a question that's good. Are there any games that you think are otherwise really good, but it has one thing broken about it that puts you off of it? I'm sure there is. I got to think about them. Yeah, I can't think of it. Yeah, nothing comes to mind. There's one thing that ruins it for me. Yeah, I'll call it. It's broken about it for me. I don't know. I'll keep that in mind as I progress here. But if that's a really good question, that's just one that's kind of caught me off guard. I got to think about it for a while because I'm pretty sure that there is. There has to be. Yeah. I'm almost, I am almost tempted to say. Examples in chat maybe, I don't know. Yeah, if you have some in chat, I would be curious what some of yours are because that is a good question. And I am tempted to say Starcraft. The that I just, I just want to be able to fucking zoom out. That game has a pretty close up view of everything and you don't have an option to scroll back and see a lot more stuff. I know it's part of the game, but it really bugs me and it makes me feel. It's the only RTS that makes me feel claustrophobic. That's the one that sort of comes to mind, though I do enjoy Starcraft. Emi just wrote cyberpunk. What's good? The game. What's broken? The game. Someone said in isolation. Let's think of, don't just say the game, say what it is about that. I feel like I was doing a lot better at this game yesterday. I'm pretty, I'm pretty sure I beat this guy in one try last time. Now I've got no health and I got no healing items. That's fucking great. The driving and sleeping. If you, if you just farm a little bit, you can buy healing items from the the messengers, as they called in the fucking hell. And if you just go around in the beginning, you get like a lot of. Well, I mean, I was, I was, I was doing that, but like they were barely working anything. And then I'd like lost more health than I gained from the healing items I found. So that was, that was fun. I'm just pulling up your stream to see where you are now. Yeah. You guys are like, well, oh Jesus Christ. He's got the message at top heads. Fuck yeah. Yes, please. Metal. Someone in chat said about their, their game with one terrible thing in it, the water levels in God of the World. Water levels in God's way. Motherfucking dogs. But those are just like short segments. There's no, I don't know. There's no real like Trumpa water levels. God. They're recovering too. But I think you're. Yeah. If you'd be a bit more specific, I might keep comment on that, but I don't remember like an actual water level because you can't actually do anything in water most of the time. You just swim around and dash. Multiple people have said the Batmobile and Arkham Knight. I didn't play Arkham Knight, so that game was too broken and had really bad pre-order bonuses. But none of us, you know, that game still solved really well. And now here we are. Oh, oh, shit. You're turning on already. That's kind of romantic too for me. Interesting. I never liked how the enemy seemed like they can hit you from far away. If your FOV is really high. So it makes it hard to judge distances. So yeah, that's what field of view is. That's not that's not vermin tide two's fault. That's just that's field of view. That's just how I work. Yeah. Yeah. Then it becomes a lot more difficult to gauge distances when you hyper expand the field of view. Yeah. That's just the setting of that. That one's on you, man. So what's it called duty? The price. Oh, someone said metro last light. The story makes it worse to play twice. Oh, oh, okay. That reminds me of one. Max Payne three. Unskippable cut scenes on replays. This is funny because I've replayed Max Payne three a lot. So it's kind of funny that that's one that a lot of people, I remember like total biscuit talked about how he thought the replay value. I just played that game a lot. A lot. I really like the mechanics. So I love it. And I love the gameplay. It's so great. But fuck me. I don't this. There's so many cut scenes. And they go, it was great the first time. I legit really loved it the first time. The second time. I don't care. No, I get that. I think the problem is just the way that the game was built in terms of the way that I think we cut together. I mean that a lot of the cut scenes have to be unskippable. But the slow walking stuff, right? That's like the main one. You should have an option to skip that. And maybe it's something that they could have if they like courted it's PS5 but it just basically made it for modern. Like if you have an SSD, you probably can skip those now and it wouldn't be a problem. Someone's... Oh wow, what an interesting pairing. I was just about to mention someone had mentioned Alien Isolation. They hate the fact that there is spooky safe music and spooky danger music. And that kind of ruins it for them. And then I scroll down to see frags. Any games where the soundtrack is so bad it ruins it for you? This is specific kind of bad though, right? Yeah. Is save at what? That's a specific kind of bad. Not like the songs are bad but the placement and I don't know usage all of them. Yeah, it's just two... It's just one question talking about this, you know, the soundtrack being really bad and then the other one was like, hey, do you have one with the soundtrack? You know, I think they're just unrelated to sort of similar. But did you kill Emilia already? I can't think of a game where the soundtrack is so bad it ruined it for me. Did you kill Emilia already? No. I keep getting fucked on this part. I just went to... by dogs which bring us here now. Bring you the one that said dogs kind of suck in most things, right? Yeah, I think dogs suck in a lot of things especially in stealth games. I think it's really stupid to have an enemy that the only difference is that they can smell where you are because you can't track where people can smell things. You can tell where people can see and you can intuitively figure out what people can hear especially if the game has a good sound propagation system like thief. But smell is retarded. And a clear example is in The Last of Us 2 where it's just, hey, hold down this button and you can see a trail. You can just see where the dog is following you. It's like, oh, so really you've added nothing. Good job. Yeah, Last of Us 2 isn't very good mechanically, is it, guys? Just have smell be an excuse for why if an enemy is within a certain proximity of you, they will slowly track you and you have to exit the proximity of the enemy. Well, the problem that The Last of Us 2 had is they'll just have a thing like, oh, the dog's got your scent. It's like, yeah, the game wouldn't have a smell because how the hell could I possibly know if the dog has my scent? Like how does the player in the universe know that the dog has their scent? I mean, that's the big problem. Like in terms of immersion, it makes no sense at all. As opposed to like, again, if you're playing like Splinter Cell, they've just got this, you know, and in Splinter Cell, it's like, wait, so when you're in stealth, you've got giant green light bulbs on your back that light up. It's like, yeah, but like, you know, you can get a wrap. Oh, wow. I lost all my god damn things. I died before I got to him. Any games where you like to be, go ahead, Mola. The reason I was bringing up the dogs is just that there's a pack of like four or five of them and the whole goal is to stun lock you. Like that's what this seems to be designed to do. Which one is that? Oh, and in the beginning area, those ones? Well, honestly, any dogs anywhere, even if fucking... One of them can sometimes stun lock you if you're not careful. Yeah, that's true. Oh, you're at the thing, okay. When you get like four, it gets intense and not bad. How about those dogs in seven days to die? I don't really go for it. Uh, I mostly kill them. They're not that bad. Well, I guess maybe it's because of the... So, like, seven days to die is really good because it's a lot of things that are... They just mix it together well. But the dogs in that game are fucking horseshit. And one of the reasons is because that is a game where enemies that move faster than the player, it just does not work in that game. It is not a game that is just... It doesn't work in that game with the way that combat is and moving around is. If an enemy is faster than you and seven days to die, it just doesn't work. Oh, yeah, that's true. Now, so what I do is I normally play on higher difficulties and that makes that... Like the normal zombies, it makes them a little bit more imposing and like deadlier, which is good. They're slower than you, but, you know, you got to be good with timing. You can't get surrounded. But as long as you don't do those things, you're going to be all right, you know, as zombies. But I want them to still be dangerous so that I actually play with that in mind and it changes my behavior sometimes. You can't tank zombies or anything like that. However, what that means alternatively is that unfortunately dogs become a whole lot more deadly because they can run up to you and just fucking kill you now. And sometimes the game will spawn packs of dogs. And if that happens before you get like firearms and bullets for them, you're just dead. You're just dead. Yeah, the dogs in that game need to go away. No, that's true. Now that you mentioned it, when you happen to cross a path of like a pack of dogs, that's, yeah, you better get the fuck out of there if you can. Yeah, I always play Seven Days to Die with cheats on because the game can bullshit you in a totally unfair nonsense way. And cheats allow you to be like, okay, yeah, that's just that thing that just happened. The game just did to me. Yeah, that's that doesn't happen. Yeah, we play without losing our shit when we die. Yeah, that's kind of, yeah. They used to have a really shitty system. They used to have a, because I've been playing it pretty consistently since launch, there used to be a wellness statistic that you had. And wellness was a statistic. It was a base of 100. And you could very slowly but surely raise that to higher numbers as you ate particular foods and things. And that was like the long-term goal of your character was to raise your wellness level because wellness was your stamina and your health cap. And it was so items that gave you wellness were like really valuable and you work towards them and using them. And you did what you could to exploit those to get as much as you could. However, when you died, you lost 10 wellness. That seems like a lot. Yeah, which it is because often that is a snowball effect of you die. And if you die sometimes, now that you don't have your stuff, depending on your settings, just you die again, especially if it's at night. And the zombies move faster at night unless you otherwise change it in the settings. And so, and plus, even if you die once, you might as well fucking restart because that's a huge deal to have 90 health and 90 stamina instead of 100 of each. Oh yeah. They did change that. They changed it to the system they have now, which is much better. Which is simpler and it just works better. I got asked the question. Any games where you like the music more than the game? So Bloodborne is an example. I really love the music. And I like, well, look, you know what? I'm just mad at the moment. I do like Bloodborne. But yeah, I really like the music more than like I've played the game, right? So like, you know, I can humble a lot of the main tracks, even though I haven't even beaten the game and I didn't play old Hunts. Here's an example. I actually really like the soundtrack in Anthem or at least I like a couple of the songs in that game. I like the main theme, but I don't give a shit about that game. So. Oh, have you killed Amelia? No. Yeah, I'm going to forbidden. What's now? Oh, wow, man. That must be fun, guys. Also, I guess while it's on my mind, I think that 70s that I needs to remove the stunning mechanic. If a zombie stuns you in 70s that I need to remove the stunning mechanic, if a zombie hits you and like randomly stuns you, you're dead. That only happened to me once. I was super confused what happened. It's yeah, it's it's fucking dumb. And it's like I didn't even know. I didn't even know where it came from. Holy shit. He just annihilated me. Ah, Sonic games. Yeah, Sonic games are a good example. I like a lot of these in Sonic games, but I don't care. Well, I mean, I like the old Sonic games so on. But yeah, I do like the music more. The problem is when it's like, do you like the music more than the game? It's like, what do you mean by that? Because like nails and apples. And yeah, like, for instance, somebody said, it's like, do I like the soundtrack of Halo and more than Halo? It's like, well, I've listened to the song probably more than I've played. Oh, that might not be true, actually. But yeah, it's like, I don't think that's it. I think it's not a distinction. I care to like, you know, explore. I like Halo and I really like the music. I think that my answer would be with a huge caveat, Stolaris. But that's just because I haven't, I have, I have not played Stolaris. I'm just familiar with the soundtrack. Yeah, the music's really cool. Yeah, so that's just the thing there. I do have a lot of the soundtrack online. Great. But I don't think I can actually think of a game. I enjoy the soundtrack more in the game. A lot of times in games I turn the soundtrack off, depending. I have one. It's Crypt of the Necro Dancer. I don't really, the gameplay doesn't really mesh well with me. I don't know, I didn't like it as much, but the soundtrack is fucking dope, shit. That is a game that is about the music, right? It is, yeah. You have to move in rhythm and everything. Yeah. It didn't really mesh with me. I didn't really get into it. I think it's a really cool concept, but I don't know, I just didn't get into it that well. I'm sure there are games where I like the soundtrack more. I can't really think of them off the top of my head at the moment, but I am certain they did. Stop, you fucking piece of shit. Fuck me. The boss fights are going way better this time around than yesterday. Man, that must be nice. My boss fights are going worse. I think one of the reasons is maybe that, like, if it's a game I don't like, I don't stick around with it much. I'll remember it much, so I don't really remember the soundtracks. Well, the thing is, like, a lot of the time, I just find the soundtrack from, like, booking it up, or, like, it comes up in my recommended, so, like, for instance, Anthem is a game I only played the Beta for, but I remember, like, oh, I like the music on the menu, and so then I just got recommended, well, or I would have looked it up, and then I just start getting recommended other tracks, and it's like, oh, yeah, no, this is... And also, if it's, you know, the same composer, I think the composer for that game is the one who did the new Modern Warfare soundtrack, which I like as well. Yeah, there probably is, and if I went back to all the games I don't really like and checked out the soundtrack, it's very possible that the soundtrack is perfectly fine or even good, and I just can't remember it because I didn't play the game too much, but I can't be certain. Yeah, because the problem is, if it's a game that I like and I also, and I love the soundtrack, it's almost like, well, what is that? Does that matter? Because maybe it's a game with a soundtrack. All right, see you later, dude. And what if it's like where the music was enhanced for you because you associated memory with it, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's very possible. Like in Mass Effects, there's this music that's like the interceptor, I think it's called an interceptor, and it's like, this song is like fine, but I like it a lot more because I remember the mission it was in, or you know, like why is Warthog Run so impactful? It's like, well, the music is really good, but it's also the memory I have of the level it was part of. I have one that Rags won't like at Hellblade. Yeah, Hellblade's music was really good. It was very, it was very, very appropriate for like the settings and everything. Right, let's see, yeah. Rags, what do you think of Call of Duty? A broad question. Some are great, some are terrible, and they're everything in between. Oh, I like the music in a lot of Call of Duty games, actually. Modern Warfare 2 has a great sound for our consumer, but I love Modern Warfare 2, so that doesn't count, I guess. Oh, and this will be where I fuck it up when I nearly beat this little prick. This will be where, this will be where I fuck up. Yeah, I can see it now. I could see it. Fuck you! No! Oh my god! Yes! Fuck you! Yay! That was almost two consecutive fuck yous with completely different contexts behind the lens. Yeah. Fuck you. Fuck you! Thoughts on Death Stranding. Never played it. I saw Matthew Matosis' video on it, and it was insightful. Oh, that's a good one. Death Stranding, I like the song from that trailer, but I don't care about that game at all. Ah. Oh no, I'm dead. I fell. Ow! My face! I forgot that I had seen- Are they using these games you like? Guitar Hero, etc.? I've enjoyed playing Guitar Hero in Rock Band, but- Oh, Guitar Hero. It's fun. Yeah. Yeah, they're fun. They're fun. But I never got into them. I just enjoyed playing them casually with people. The normie that I am. I forgot that I had seen Breaking Bad Season 1 and watched it a second time, still got bored and stopped there. Maybe I won't be for the third try. You'd be surprised to find that Season 1 of Breaking Bad Boring, that's when- Yeah, go down. That one's quick. That one's bracing. I felt like they shoved a season's worth of content into what is a small season. Yeah, even I remember a lot about Breaking Bad. What little I saw of it, I definitely wasn't bored. This is not meth. Well, I mean, the pilot for Breaking Bad was like, it blew me away in terms of it felt like a movie, and it was 40 minutes, I think. Yeah. Something we've talked about, I'm sure we have talked about it on stream. Breaking Bad was like the turning point, I think, where we have reached a point in television where a big budget and good cinematography is all you need to convince people to do good. Breaking Bad unfortunately started that trend, but Breaking Bad was also well written. So it was really, you know, Breaking Bad is amazing. But after that, we're now in the era of Westworlds and Stranger Things and stuff like that, where it's like, if you have good music and the cinematography is good and you have enough money to pay for good special effects and stuff, that's all it takes and your show is considered to be really good. Yeah, people have figured out how to fool you. Yeah, because before that- But I think it's because they don't know any better. Well, I think it's the whole idea of like, before that, we had stuff like The Wire and The Sopranos, where it's like these shows were, I haven't watched, like I've only watched season one of The Wire, but like shows that were well written, but didn't really have the money to like, look good or look as good as the movie. What did Buffy get floated by on? It's like it wasn't its production values. No, the production values are fine. It was the writing. But now it's like, oh, well, now we don't care as much about writing seemingly. I think the same would be said of the Star Trek then as well, like as a show, production values aren't that high, but the writing is carrying it like crazy. Somebody mentioned that maybe Band of Brothers started the trend, it's like maybe, but Band of Brothers was like, I'm not sure if I would fit, like Band of Brothers is, you know, it's a really good show, but that has high production values and good characters and stuff. But is that like, I feel like Breaking Bad really was the beginning of that, of where we are now. Band of Brothers is conventional. I wonder how it described it in the sense of like, fuck me, camera. Band of Brothers. Yeah, go ahead. Actually, no, I have no thought there. What do you guys think of the Helmsteep castling battle? I think they both have issues in the battle and that the battle has more and that's where it stops. Okay. What? It's got, yeah, it does have some issues. Yeah, it does. I mean, I love it though. It's great. It gets more right than wrong and the important stuff, I think it nails, but yeah, it ain't perfect. Bam, bam, bam. Oh, fuck you dogs. No. Bam. Oh, here's one. Are there any movie tie-in games that you think are good and enjoy playing? That's a tough one. None. I don't know if that's partially because I know to like instinctively avoid them. Yeah, I haven't played many and the ones I've played were like long time ago. I feel like the Avengers game they tried to make should have been good. Like, I feel like there was like a really easy concept there that you wanted to be able to do and apparently they cocked it up really badly. I don't know if I can't bear this. I just like a third person action RPG with light stealth elements and each character is like their own class with their upgradeable paths for talent trees and food. I think that's what they did and people didn't like it. I think it's because the execution was bad. I think they should have just made an Iron Man game. Just do like, don't make a game with like six characters. Make a game with one really fleshed out character. Who's Spider-Man thing? Oh, that's all you need to do. Rex is not streaming? No. No, I'm not streaming. I am, I have been playing, I've kind of been both working on Mando and Stardew. And I have, I think I mentioned it in an EPAP, but the last like three weeks, I have been playing very casual-ish games. I've been playing games. I haven't been playing like Apex Legends where I try hard and play Buddies. I haven't been playing as much like Battlefield 1 and stuff. I've been playing no Guild Wars 2 and Stardew Valley and something like that. Comfy Gible's Mootlo. No, there are two Iron Man games for you. Yeah, but they're not good. Like, I mean a good one. Mootlo? Iron Man 2? The Iron Man 2 video game. Well, I don't even know if these games exist. So, I don't know. Fair enough. I'm aware, the Iron Man 2 video game is worse than the first one, too. Question for Fringy here. Rank the Halo games from best to worst. My favorite is 3. 3, ODST, 2. I'd probably go 3, 2, 1, ODST and then reach. And then 4. And then 5 and then 4. I prefer 5 over 4. I hate the campaign, but I like the multiplayer, so. Fair enough. I've not played 5, so I'd probably go 3. I go 3, ODST, 2, 1, reach and then 4. And I have no idea. I guess it's worth clarifying that 3, 2, 1 and ODST are real close. And there's a lot of things about ODST. Like, if ODST had multiplayer, it might sit above Halo 1. Because I really like that. It does. Oh, yeah, but I mean, like, competitive. Hello, Schnozki. Hello, Schnozki. Good job. That's racist. Yeah, in your opinion. Yeah, damn straight. And what is your opinion worth? Nothing. Nothing. I don't think you believe that, not really. Well, how are you gonna know? That's your opinion, Deb. Got a view of the witches already, at all. I'm only just gotten to the Cathedral Ward. Oh, these stupid dogs, you're right. They are just dead at Sun Lock, you aren't they? Uh, I'm doing... Oh, you're right, I didn't even do the... Wait, I forget. Which way am I going? Am I going to the Shadows or to the Witches right now? No, I'm in the Ward, so I'm going to the Shadows, right? Hey, I just want to read this. Can you guess how out of date this Super Chat is? It's been officially confirmed by Disney that Rosario Dawson and Tim, if the Oliphant, will be in Mandalorian Season 2, thoughts? I have more now. I was gonna say, you can find our thoughts. Episodes 1 and 5 of the bitties. Find more thoughts than you ever thought you ever wanted. Oh, my God, that's a lot of thoughts. I like thoughts. Thoughts? Thoughts for everyone. No, wait, when are you not allowed to say these words? Sorry, I forgot. When are these not allowed anymore? You're not allowed to use them in a way when you insult someone. Yeah, like how Mel's being a simp right now? Still... Oh, man, I'm gonna ban you from the Twitter thing. That's gonna be so awkward for Twitch, because if I, like, aggressively called you that, then they're like, YouTube, do something about that guy, and YouTube's like, nah. Nah, not really. Your rules are a little silly. What are the words that you're not allowed to say? Simp, thought, virgin? Incel is one of them, right? An incel, yeah. Okay. So that is a scary army of dogs. Nah. I wonder what the incels think about how incel is not allowed anymore. Yeah. The funny thing is, usage of the word has increased by like 95% after they announced it. Yeah, why don't you tell people that they can't say something they're going to? Yeah. Weird. Is it about a safe way to go toilets to go pee-pee? Mel, you're gonna lose your lead. Is it really worth it? Let me check your streams to see where you guys are up to. Oh, Christ. Well, this is the thing. I've got momentum right now, where you can sort of roll through the game a tad at this point. It's only once you hit the later levels where stuff gets hard again. I haven't found the different clothing yet. I'm still in the original stuff. I must have missed it, because last game I found it. Ow. Like, where do you find the uniform that's on the box art? I don't know. I don't know which one this is. This is the one we're wearing, the right ones I have, at least. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. I forgot to go that way. Which is also, it's like just on a fence. And I think this is also the entrance to the DLC, if I remember correctly. Also, this was not the correct way. I forgot. I went the wrong way. Let me go back. Ow. I want my new digs. The shrooms are shooting me. New digs? Digs, yeah. What made digs do you need? Got to get your slang right for me, Jesus. Leave me be, okay. Oh my God, you're stealing slang. That's the big racism right there. I got a little bit of lost here right now. Oh, no, I think this is the short cut. Okay, no, I'm good. Stop yelling at me, okay. What the hell does it mean to be gushy? To the Lego, to the Lego games? Like Lego Star Wars? Does it count as a movie tie-in game? No, I don't think so. I'm leaning towards that as well. It's hard to categorize, but I think we all know what we're referring to. Yeah. More effort sheet games with the game. Well, no, that's not a movie tie-in. The Phantom Menace, the game. Oh, you mean like... I thought you was talking about the actual Avengers game that was talking about just before. I would count that. Yeah, that would be different. Another... Yeah, because I was thinking back to my childhood, I was thinking about Jedi power battles for the PS1, but I just don't think that that was a tie-in game. I just remember that you could, I found out you could select playing as Captain Panaka instead of the Jedi and going through the smoke, because you could just shoot everybody dead. Captain Panaka was always a beast. Okay, I'm going to go talk to that for a bit. Well, run. What do you think of LEGO Thoughts on the LEGO Movie and LEGO Movie 2? LEGO Movie 1 is amazing, but LEGO Movie 2 is a lot weaker. I didn't see it. I heard the first one is very good. LEGO Batman is also pretty good and the Ninjago one is weak. I've seen them all. I need everybody to know that. All right. Where are these floats? God damn it. Sick of walking around looking like a peasant. Someone who said, Panaka became an Imperial Moff. Interesting. I wonder if that's true. I will check. Let me see. What did the old lady go? His first name is Quarsh. Quarsh? His name is Quarsh Panaka. I see you there. Surf Fringy. No, that's a pejorative. All right. Panaka remained an Amidala service. When her two terms were over, Amidala became senator of Naboo and Panaka stepped down from his functions as a personal bodyguard making way for his nephew. He did, however, continue his services as head of security under Queen Jamilia. In 22 BBY, Versay, I guess now working as one of Amidala's handmaidens was killed in a failed attempt to kill Amidala. During the Clone Wars, like the Republic against the CIS, Panaka met Viceroy Bale Organa of all grounds. So yeah, I guess he became Panaka's loyalty to Palpatine was great. Still, he was as good a man as anyone in the Emperor's Inner Circle could ever be and much better than most. Panaka was an option I wish had been left open to us. From Brea Organa said that. Apparently, he was assassinated. Really? So let's see. A bomb. Yeah, he was destroyed. He was destroyed. He was destroyed by a bomb. Yeah, he got a fucking bomb. What is that? Ew. It's like it's explosive. Yeah, but what kind, Rags? Vulgaries. I'm just being... It is a vague thing. That's all the the wookie pedias says. That's un-ex-fucking-saptable, man. Un-ex-fucking-saptable. Vulgaries. Vulgaries. I haven't met enough yet to really be able to know that. So maybe later. Was he assassinated by a centipede? No, apparently it was a bomb. Maybe it was a bomb that shot out killer centipedes. Who knows? Yeah, bitch, he did. Turn back or the Huntsman will place the hunt. Nah, you know what. Nah, you don't scare me. I'm much further behind you guys, aren't I? You know the hot take double streams? Someone switch out of there all the coldest hot takes they've ever heard. I simply disagree. Simply and utterly. You simply disagree? Simply, wow. Whoa, I didn't mean to call Metal a simp. He's not here, so it's fine. There, I killed the witches too. Now I'm catching up to Metal. Jesus, see? The outfit is on the cleric beast level in the sewers. Oh, well. Man, that's far away. I don't know if I'm... Mel, that piece cost you, buddy. I complete the game. No, the game? Oh my god. Well, GG guys. Welcome home, good Hunters. Shut up. No, no, man. I called Fringy a peasant while I was on the toilet and didn't react to it and I was very upset. Somebody just yelled an exclamation mark. I'm scared now. Well, yeah. He's got a machine gun. Okay, that's no good. Wait, you can't buy firepapers? He's got a machine gun. How do you unlock the ability to buy firepaper, Mel? Do you know how? I just said, oh, there's no firepaper in the shop. That's a shame. Oh, someone in chat gives the answers. Maybe it's on the inside. Thank you, Fringy, for sharing how awful Bojack Horseman is. Yeah. I'll count people right there. I do like how that's just the thing that it's like we all... Wow. I used to like that. And then I re-watched it. It's all right. It's okay. I forgive you. It's been a while since I last saw your face. Were you a ginger or brownish kind of hair? It's more of like a dark, orangish brown, really, but I'm lighter on the bottom side a bit. With some, you know, markings on the face like at the brow. Like the inner brow. Emi says you need to unlock it. He thinks you need to unlock it after some boss. I guess it's some badge you get. That's my guess. If you didn't get it and I didn't get it, it must be something we missed, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I haven't done witches or the cleric face. What the hell? Oh, you haven't done witches? No, I went straight for the shadows. Oh, okay. That's why I was constantly taking a break. Well, you know, Mel's trying to outdo me. That's fine. I'll be going through the witches. Well, I am lost. A Fringy chat. It is up to you to help your streamer. Yeah, I don't know if I like your strategy, Fringy. Not knowing where I'm going, yeah. Yeah, I would change that. A bold strategy. Let's see if it pays off. Dodgeball. We should do that with movies. That's fucking funny. Oh, yeah. I haven't seen a movie in forever. You can dodge a wrench. You can dodge a car. You can dodge a dodge. Dodge a dodgeball, Jesus Christ. Dodgeball. Dodgeball. Do not spit the goop onto me. Toss the coin to your streamer. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Toss the coin to your streamer. Oh, something cleansing. Now, apparently a lot of people don't understand. I'm trying to... the hair thing. Now, my human, though, his hair, it's all my human's hair, of course, is black. It is black hair. It is a lovely shade of... Do you take your human for walks? Oh, my God. Yeah, stop. Not as much as what you did. Oh, fuck. I'm being poisoned, and I'm stuck. They've stuck me in this... I'm more of an orangish-wound-ish. Ah, damn it. Creamy beige beneath. Creamy beige. Braggs and Mahler, what is your favorite movie that you probably shouldn't have watched as a kid? Starship Troopers. Silence of the Lambs. That was a movie that... I remember my dad just being like, don't tell your mom you've seen this, and I was like, okay. Braggs, hey tips for a guy wanting to grow his hair long? So... Wash your hair. Literally do nothing, and it will grow. Whoa. That happened to me when I had long hair. That was crazy. Yeah, just don't cut it, and it will grow long. However, if you want some other tips, be prepared to have to wash your hair every day, especially if you are a white person. We have... We tend to get greasy-ish hair if it's not washed, and if your hair is really short, it's a lot harder to see, but with long hair... Fucking stunlock me. You have to keep it washed. Yeah, wash it a lot. You have to wash it every day, or every other day is generally the case every other day. I would say there's going to be a middle period where it's miserable, where your hair is too long or it's too short to like do anything with. Apart from using hair gel, which is what I did, I would highly recommend hair gel when it gets to that point, and you'll know how it is because it's long enough to like poke your ears and get kind of in your eyes and brows sort of, but you can't really do anything with it. So, I would say, yeah, just get some hair gel. I used Got2BGlue'd, I think, is the brand I used, and they had a really strong a particularly strong kind of hair gel, and I would use that because I was working at the time in a restaurant, and it... I was looking slick, ain't gonna lie, but you had to get used to using that every day. Oh my god. Fucking fire breath, dude. At least you got the old gas on. Yeah, that was pretty good. Some said the mullet phase is pain. Yeah, sort of, because, especially in the summer, if you're in that phase because your hair is gonna be on your neck and it's not, if your hair is in a ponytail it's not gonna be against your neck, it's sort of lifted up and away from your neck, but, yeah, that phase it'll just be, you're just gonna have to deal with it, that middle area that just sucks. But then once you're past that, it's it's just something you get used to. Hey, people, we're in the sewers. Help me, where are they? So I can run in, get them, and run away. Unless you lied to me. You lied to me. How would a dog wear a hair net? Just like a person would? Yeah. I just shampoo as little as possible. I don't know about that. I don't, yeah, I don't know about that. I just shampoo a normalish amount, but I guess, yeah. Biggest anime betrayal. Going the ponytail route, or just let it down? Alright, go back to the bridge. Ponytail, typically. That's annoying. But it's often just down as it is. Depends. This time I remember the shortcut. Wait, I just went down. Wait, hang on. I always get lost in the fucking woods, man. No, I'm good. Okay. I just got confused for a second. No, you're not. Because I'm stupid. I am. You have to kill me. That would be me. I had long hair touching my shoulders. I feel like I go behind the giant paper the other day. Yeah, I'm a big hat wearer. If you hate hats, hats really help with long hair. They're, of course, not mandatory. Most ladies don't wear hats with their long hair. But I've always been a hat wearer. Do you find hats arousing on women? Uh, neutral. Fair enough. But I see hats a lot, and they help a lot to keep hair out of your eyes. Oh, you stupid pig. I definitely see it. Yeah, boy. Unironically, yes. Fuckin' camera. No, I don't. I wear baseball caps and, like, officer style caps. I killed the pig, and there's nothing here. So, uh... It's metaphor. So, uh, it was metaphor. Actual items that I wanted. Do you get it? The pig was never the point. Why did you jump? Mahler, did you open the gate to the first elevator already? No. I don't know where it is. There's two shortcuts to open. I've opened one of them, but that's helpful. But I don't know where the second one is. Fire, brother. The journey and the frames you made on the way. I disagree. I wanted that stuff. And I don't have it. That's the rags you ponytail. Yes, I do. It is currently in such an arrangement right now. I'm going to look over there at him. Of course. Does a mask count as a hat? No. How do a mask count as a hat? It counts as a mask. I don't know. I'm not following that one. I'm confuddled. Also, I'm finally at the Shadow's Metal. I join you on your battle. Cool. Wait, you didn't sound very enthusiastic with the hell. I'm concentrating. I don't have any fire papers or anything. Wait, can they poison you? I don't know. Maybe they're snake heads. Later on. What song? What would you consider the most well written anime? Full Metal Alchemist's Brotherhood or any of the Ghost in the Shells? I don't know. I haven't seen Brotherhood in long enough. I've enjoyed them both quite a bit. But I'd have to rewatch them and pay a lot more attention just to be sure. Just in case. The second time I died, again, the fire breath guy just nuked me in like a second. Fuck that. Whoa, Jesus Christ. Literally, as you said that, it happened to me. When I wore a hat with the COVID mask on, customers like little old ladies would come up and ask, then they were all shocked to hear my voice. It was kind of funny, but also annoying. You're poopy today. I've never been poopy for a lady yet. What are you talking about? Maybe they just mean that we're all poopy. You're going to get the port yard behind the tree. In this port yard? Also, Molo isn't using toiletries. He's using toilet paper. You're using toilet paper? No. Nio, my chat just said you were using toiletries, but you're using it with both paper. Fuck the toiletries. I don't even have arcane built. That shouldn't be a good idea. Oh, never mind. Now ask Molo which one because he needs to pay attention. One Punch Man or Full Metal Optimist Brotherhood? One Punch Man. Strictly from being objective, one Punch Man is a better ratio of time for quality of content. If one Punch Man includes season 2, Anson might change back to FMA Brotherhood. I haven't watched it yet. I just remember, okay, here I go, and then you... Yeah. Finally, I got my top hat. I got my new threads. Now I look like a real hunter. Me? I wish I had bold paper. I'm so far behind you guys. We have consecutive Full Metal Optimist Brotherhood all the way, and Brotherhood sucks. Oh yeah, Molo did kill more bosses, but that's tough. So much as one Punch Man won't age better than Brotherhood. One Punch Man is aged wonderfully season 1 anyway. I feel like for as long as anime keeps doing the things that it does, then it will remain relevant. As long as anime doesn't change, I don't think it will. You have more health than I do. That probably helps. Hey, what's up, a monk? Stop summoning snakes. Yeah, it's kind of rude. Cops on Stein's Gate, I haven't seen it. I don't care too. Well, I know that, what was it that we... Golf. Count Dankula really doesn't like Stein's Gate. Yeah, Dankula doesn't like it. I think ER really likes it but I think Chase likes it, right? I can't remember. I don't listen. Nah, I do. I just can't remember if he likes Stein's Gate or not. What I'm saying is like anime has a lot of things that we talked about this yesterday. Anime gets away with a lot of things that Western media doesn't because people don't like it. Because anime fans are insane people who don't know what standards are. Western show did a lot of the stuff anime does where characters just yell about exactly how they feel. People feel like, wow, this is fucking retarded but anime gets away with it. It's the anime though. It's anime or it's Japanese. It's different culture. It's like, oh, okay. Alright. I mean, and anime also has the thing of... This is like a Japanese thing in general where people get shot and don't die. I really like Death Note and I really like Battle Royale but both of those have the same issue where people get shot like 50 times and are okay. They can still talk. Well, like I remember it, I think in Battle Royale the teacher guy, he gets shot by an Uzi like 6 or 7 times in the chest and he's like oh, that hurt and then he stands back up and shoots a water pistol with the guy and it's like, oh, you can't breathe by the way. Like, you have holes in your lungs. You're dead and then he gets shot another 6 or 7 times and then a minute later he gets up and smokes a cigarette and then dies. It's like, oh, no, you're dead. Oh my god. And Death Note did the same thing too where like in Death Note Light gets shot like 6 or 7 times and he's able to run away. It's like, you're dead. You're dead. I'm sorry. Rax is just salty that western media is trash. The western media is totally independent of the trashness of what I think anime is and when people say, yeah, well, the ratio for anime is better. When people say that I don't believe you. There is so much anime. I don't believe that. Yeah. Perfection. That is my favorite ghost in the shell. He knew me when I was on the floor. I think the thing about ghost in the shell in terms of miswriting they like to ghost in the shell likes to wax poetically about a lot of things. A lot of interesting things but sometimes it seems a little misplaced. I watched the movie and I get the name in the shell. I'll allow it. They use the stupid move that Mikolash has the move that should be removed from the fucking game. It was ghost in the shell the stun thingy or which one do you mean? Just the fire like a thousand shots and each one deals a half your health. Yeah. I used that one a lot when I did my arcane build because it's super fucking powerful. Yeah. A lot of the writing and stuff. It's really good but it seems out of place sometimes. Is ghost in the shell as good as Blade Runner or I feel like it can't be. I don't know. I'd have to see them both back to back honestly. I don't know. I gotta play it. Good job game. Excellent. I totally designed that move. Oh wow. I actually never seen that happen that way. That's insane. When functioning properly, that move you just avoid it. When it's working the best is when you just don't have to deal with it. So bad. I'll grow every test. Yeah, that's the one. Knocking fucks. My echoes went in the hunter and they went on the floor. Some shit but whatever game. I think yes. I saw them when you died. They were like in the corner or something. Well, it's this bold paper. No. 37k souls gone. Yeah, I'll get them back. Whatever. I'm not even at the point of the game where I think I could have accrued that many souls. I'm still an old yarn and I'm fighting this stupid hunter. My favorite part is how he shoots me and heal. I love that. Just die already. The gun for me is like the best watchers for me. I either destroy them first try or they just fucking fuck me off. I'm going to I'm going to lose this for myself. Now I'm just shooting to death. Yep. I go in, hit the one guy twice and I get fired blasted and die immediately. That was insane. I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. Don't fucking be mad. Fuck you, leave me alone. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. Wards to live by. You would wake your downstairs neighbors. I don't have those. I want the boss to do pre warned by El Poo when you attack them from behind. Neat. Interesting opinion. Finally caught you live. I have only watched since 74. No, this one. But have you ever considered watching a YouTube series such as ASDF movie or some of the SCP movies. I feel like that's just becoming a react channel and as much as we may be able to provide commentary such as Why does that joke work or um, you know like stuff about the person who made it or maybe what went into making it I would rather just be like go watch those things. They're really good. Yeah, and they're short. So, you know It's not gonna take you long Oh goody my echoes Fire paper you just Huh? Gonna help uh, that's fire paper in total of the tower Which I probably probably gonna make my My attempts a bit easier. Oh, yeah, we got 13 blood vials. That's not good, but okay. Oh, yeah As ranks would know 13 blood vials. Oh my god, true. I would have hoped my my fucking Runbreaker right now would have been a little later and fucking stupid shadows There's a hunter up here on this One blood vial, oh, he's got a lot of health too. God damn it How do you keep shooting me every time And I only got one bullet left to this Dude he left early that second fees I'm just gonna walk up some home boys. How come these tonsils just leave me be They don't like you Oh god, I forgot you were here. Oh Fall off. Yes. Ha ha. Oh I guess I'm dead The enemies you recommend that aren't stupid one set of things but the premise more and more not one punch man or death No, I'm watching both Full metal I can miss brother again, really good Go to the shell samurai Champloo now quit out so you can get his equipment. Wait, hold on Yeah, just just quit you spawn right where you are right now when you quit out and lock and just oh Continue, okay. Yeah, cool. I was in this thing spawns out there He drops a badge, I'm not sure what it unlocks though. I can't remember I think some stuff in the Blah blah blah blah blah what's his face? Inside sharp Henry Cavill Henry Cavill's recent comment on Snyder cut being released whether you agree with it or not It doesn't matter. It's gonna be even better. I just want to see a good movie or a series of movies Is that what he said? That's funny. That's a weird quote. It is a weird There's lots of implications in that quote What that it might be bad just the full first of all that he agrees that the first one's bad That's interesting. Most actors don't even go that far Well, I saw that um, oh His equipment isn't up. Oh, wait, there it is Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, they're nice I Don't have any old month on this marks But I got some Down then that's I with man these spiders are antsy But what are they knows spiders or ants like they have six legs, sir Yeah, I'm confused by a boat. I Don't think spiders of six legs. I disagree with that character All of it every last bit of it. Fuck you give it out Something so precise with your shots You don't feed Oh These fighters do not like me right now. Well, I am not in a good way They want me to tell metal to tell Mahler that he needs to watch But amazing I watched it already. I watched it recently. It's really fun. It's really fun Absolute insanity, but it's fun Safety health do a move or on fuck Dude you coward Yeah God have you killed the witches yet? What me no Mel No, no, no, no, are you gay Mel like what's going on? No, whoa so angry so so Yeah, well that really didn't help I don't have the fucking echoes to buy the fire papers, but they're unlocked now I guess have you ever played any of the serious Sam games? I have not I played them a long time ago Metal I think want to do it again. I think gonna 100% docks or three NPC. I'm sure go for it I'm not stopping you My mission child game you want to spawn me some blood vials? No I'm not giving me any should have gone there Shift on that after I beat those guys Mollie hot take Iron Man 3 is unparalleled Kino Yeah, I'm parallel bad Nice. Yeah, boy One part of the show's problem is the writing bias Jeremy Johnson's confused as to how HL got off the hook The show which show I Don't think that's The show explains it as SF's memes. That's not how reality works, but it does in the writer's minds Now HL got off the hook chat. Let's go some speculation. What could it mean? I Henry The boys Oh, I'm gonna go off the hook. Oh Yeah, yeah, you know, you're absolutely right. Yeah, he shouldn't have been getting away with it And they're like, oh, don't worry. We did memes like that's not how reality works, but okay. Yeah That's your opinion. That is my opinion Nice stand reality bends my will all right. I got the reality stone put it down Reality can be whatever I want. I do like how um Wow, I do I like infinity war a lot more than endgame, but Thanos should have just turned Iron Man into spaghetti like you did So Drax Like I said, I that would be another tweak I'd want to give and I think the starting point for us trying to fix that is that Thanos Well, this doesn't work. I was gonna say like Thanos wants to have a fight rather than just He wants to give them their shot or something But then at the same time is like why would I was want to risk losing when it's, you know, incredibly important Life's mission, but I suppose you'd be like he never thought he was in a position where you could have a Because that's the thing Well, the question is do I believe that Thanos would risk Sacrificing it, I mean especially considering that he destroyed the root the stones after he used them So that nobody could ever use them again. It's like yeah God oh and endgame man Where is endgame like a two or three out of ten probably a three? I think I'd be probably two settling on Your reckon it's really a two It's lucky. It's not a one with how much it breaks reality. I would say Yeah, I could see how and then we've got essentially Possible assassinations for a couple of characters Well, I mean Thor Hulk Captain America, maybe even yeah, I'm an American canonically let 9-eleven happen It's a bit awkward. Yeah, it's just Captain America went back so that he could get sex I think no no comment. He loved her. I know we did but like still It's nice to know that um Do stop you're just gonna go back inside Yeah, I do not that I think that's dumb. They just Well, they just Yeah, they really should be Captain America. Yes The way I had an argument with you on that didn't I free didn't I have it with rags Should be bucket I think no I it should be bucky after all that they've been through and After and Falcon is Falcon should be Falcon Falcon's cool Right, stay Falcon. We're just like an enemy guy It's cool that the redemption awkward include him taking the mantles fucking did it again. Yeah Taking the place of the person who Sacrifice so much and risk so much to save I Then Falcon should be Falcon Falcon's got some cool Vulcan's cool in Civil War especially the beginning with all of his gadgets and his shield and stuff Well, I mean he can still be Falcon. He's just also Captain America. So you've lost a superhero basically Oh, well, no, I mean, he's still he's still Falcon. He can still fly But now but now who's gonna do the Captain America stuff? Oh I Yeah, they'll be throwing it while it's no it's it's the leadership and it's the like the tactical prowess and the Symbolism more so than it is the actual ability. I think I Guess the main thing is that I guess I guess the big argument against Falcon is he's not a super soldier. He is a guy He's just a normal guy who's really good at flying. Where's yeah, he's got a lot of super soldier. He's super strong He could be the I mean Falcon would be interesting to well, no Cuz I was almost gonna say like cuz he has a lot of really cool gadgets and things if you could be if For a brief moment. I was like is he gonna be the new ish Iron Man, but like nah, it's just it wouldn't work No, I don't think that would work. Yeah, cuz he doesn't have like the history of the gadgets He has them but he doesn't war machine is really next Iron Man, right? Like war machine is the yeah Machine is that what's that sorry nobody likes war machine public wise Obviously, it's on the fault of the writers for not making a more interesting character But well cuz I think war machine is like a Iron Man thing is cool a dude who's just got massive guns and rockets I mean finally enough. I feel like war machine is actually like more effective than Iron Man I feel like a bullet is more useful than the arc shot thing Probably, you know where it's like that has to charge bullets don't have to charge. They just come out Yeah, well, I mean those are just a result of his power source isn't it it's just releasing the power source and a controlled blast Someone is asking do you have any faith whatsoever that black widow won't be garbage? I don't think it will be good I'm hoping for okay Yeah, I'm hoping for okay, too. That's I mean I just don't I don't believe that between the events of civil war and Infinity war that she took down like a she flew like without a parachute was fighting a top debris as it fell from the sky I don't I don't believe that that happened or at least the context is probably gonna be insane This is why you need to be careful with your prequels Wait, you don't believe that between the OT and the sequel no the OT in the prequels the Obi-Wan went on many many many many adventures cross space doing all kinds of things are probably saving Jedi and Giving advice all kinds of people like it's gonna be oh the adventures. It's gonna be so many We got someone calling you out and chat. They said Thanos didn't destroy the stones. He reduced them to atoms No, okay, what does that mean? Yeah, hit your back straight. Is that a meme or I? Don't know. I think it isn't meme because that's what he said But I've assumed it meant he said he destroyed them though. He said I do think something Adams is not destroying it like I'd be interested You know how it's not destroyed it doesn't matter what he said The size of it because again reduced to Adams everything is Adams. So what do you mean reduced to Adams? Look the atoms that make up the gauntlet and the stones have been separate all the stones have been separated Right, so now I guess that's what you could say. Yeah, is it possible to I mean I When you have a magic of the stones Yeah, but that's the thing they control a fundamental aspect of reality. It's like oh, so what happens when you Yes, I Guess it does. Yeah Evidently and game has a lot of problems guys. Yeah in game has a lot We talked about it I think the other day, but it would have been better if infinity war ended and Thanos got dusted and he was cool with it He's like, yeah, you know what maybe and you know You can still have it be the ending that he goes because I really like the infinity wall where he goes and sits there I think it'd be better if he sat there and actually dusted and was fucking said to you like yesterday Yeah, no, I know that's I'm repeating it. That's what I'm saying You can't just repeat like a straight-up idea without being like, hey, that's the thing that I you said sounded pretty good Yeah, that would be Everybody back Avengers would have You said the other day more was that you would have been happy to be smart whether you got dusted I said it would have been cool if he went to his planet and saw the sun And then smile and then dusted the fucking you're talking about no I had to explain the the mechanic of him being killed by the the thing being being a possibility because you were like wait Why would he die from it? And I was like well if he's half the universe as a coin flip on whether or not he will be one of them This is this is was an idea that you did not have until I said it and that you're like, oh, that's interesting Yeah, and I literally just said we talked about it the other day Well, no, you've changed back. That's the stuff. That's the first thing you said that the second thing you said was actually Stick to what argument for fuck's sake I Said actually when he went to the place and sat there also What do you think rags genuine perspective here you introduce an idea to me previous day Then I say we talked about it and then I say I like the idea of blah blah blah Does that sound like it was yours that I've presented to get About that won't rags that's the question quick Wow, you're both wonderful people the enlightened centrist Yeah, it's enlightened centrist pick a side Fence it's a boogie. I'm gonna be a filthy fence I'm gonna be a boogie for this one You know that leads to racism, right? Is his fat ass compared to my thick ass This is like the fucking capred even race again, I think metal is right there. How about that with what it melts? I'm I'm very annoyed. I didn't say anything. I'm just renting. I Don't know where I'm going at this point. Honestly, I'm just whoa. That's probably bad Rags have you seen the Ghibli films? Isn't Princess Mononoke one of those. Yeah, I saw that I like to accept the ending All right, that sounds killing you a bunch. It's a controversial. I don't know Right, did you just say something really involved on popular? I Don't know. I don't know. I people always just say the movies are good. It's like I really liked Princess Mononoke What is this fucking carnage, but I haven't seen it since I was a child, so I Know where mutually is I have a stream open. I know how fucking far behind I am. Thanks for Throwing Molotov's Jesus. This is like will the war Brags ever gonna pick apart man of steel Yeah, and I'll get by with a little help for my friends We're gonna go through all the DC movies Wonder Woman was only the beginning Off this is homosexual there. I said it Right it takes fucking ever to reload a fucking scene. Oh, yeah, that's another problem with this game But I assume everybody is aware of the loading times are ass I Need to farm blood vials Because I used all of them by last try, but then the fucking snakes right run more. You're in Portland Get on my fucking way grandpa What echo I died here. Where are they? Just getting as is the upgrade. I know right Amy one of the well, I read a Someone was saying why PC game like there was like an article or a list or maybe it was a video I can't remember it was a long time ago of someone said why PC gaming is actually worse than consoles And one of the reasons was that that levels and maps load too fast So you don't get to read all of the lore and things on the Yesterday how I saw somebody who was a PlayStation fanboy say that he doesn't like the loading times Now because he doesn't mind waiting for greatness That's the most fucking thing I've ever heard Greatness right away Like you the fact that you are just stating Marketing slogan in regular speed like I see a lot of this on these stupid Facebook groups where they're full of these like console Fanboys where they just repeat the marketing jargon of Sony. It's like you are How do you sleep a night? Yeah, you are a zombie. Yeah, I Don't mind waiting for greatness. Well, I don't mind getting it Now it's like no, I'd rather wait Rather sit there and stare at a tooltip that lets me know that pressing R is reload. We're sorry X is reload Yeah, I really need to see that for the 12th time when I'm 50 hours into this game First super chat him or ever seem to suck so much We just sort of started talking at the same time was it was about the loading the loading screen things like how How come all of the tips for games almost ubiquitously fucking stuck? It's all simple X is how you jump it's like no I didn't yeah, it's not interesting useful things about the game mechanics or Like these attributes increase all of these things not just these things and stuff like that. It just seems like It's a great way to convey all kinds of information to the players But it's never used for that This is our first super chat here more or have you seen the walking dead my friends think I'm dumb But I'm convinced the entire show is bad to them's the comic too. Oh Um, oh that's great. What are you talking about? I feel like it must have come up on E fat many times, but I watched It was Game of Thrones and breaking bad and I was thoroughly impressed with both and I was like, what else is good No, like that walking dead. That's good. I was like, I'll watch it watch season one Which is considered the good one and I was like well that was shit Onto season two and then I was like so I'm not watching this anymore and then in my University everyone was watching and talking about it. So I was like I guess if I want to stay up to date I'll watch it and I go as far as all of season five I think and then I stopped the whole show is a fucking joke And it would be cool if YMS did all of the seasons for a breakdown, but you'll need it up to two I think walking really falls into the category of no, this is a serialized show. So I'm smart for watching it Like I kind of feel like it's one of those shows There's a story place over the course of several episodes I watch that means I'm like watching real TV not like I have an attention span. That means I'm smart Even shoot until it dies. Yeah, I got way more popular than it ever should have been and I'm assuming it's because of the zombie hype of the time Also again people like hey people die in this show that means Come oh Fucking wolf jumps out of a goddamn door. This is bullshit. How was I supposed to know that would happen? Did you kill the shadows mill? Get the fuck out of here you go into the witches then I'm trying to get blood violates because I don't have any anymore. Oh, that's my goal now I didn't mean to insult your man. I almost beat them and then I got raped by the snakes Stop stunning me you cork You cork you cork. Oh Jesus, okay Conk hello Big Chungus was just around Scared me I'll get you one time. Okay, that was terrible and nobody watched that I think you know what I need to farm vials and shit Anyways, so might as well go for the witches Yeah, I am Hey, too in a way, we're all old yonam, you know One way you're both winners been in another more accurate way Barney Congratulations Barney Drinks the non-alcoholic one it began No, I Don't get it. That was not alcoholic champagne. That's another episode as a shit ton of jokes Well, yeah, the ants I for one welcome our insect overlords I'd like to remind them that I could be helpful In rounding up slaves to toilet their underground sugar sugar caves I May have overreacted Skrull on a piece of paper on the wall. Oh, I got it. He need all the truss Okay, I think I'm near bigger Amelia or whatever her name is. I'm just trying to find a place. Are there any Are there any lanterns? In the lower part of like old yonam. No, it's like a you have to a long show because it's like a straight shot then to Let's start beast is the next one you're going for You know, that's pretty satisfying the giant laser kills my enemies Oh There was a really pronounced one I like that. Oh, I Drop down a little ledge now. I'm back Fucking parted to the wrong tism. Oh, no What take 15 hours to change Oh Sounds like a fun game, why did you do this to me? Should it be held against the game for a player failing right should it Wow, so a bit of philosophy for you That's like a David bread thing Yeah Bit of philosophy for you. You're for the vitality already. Holy fuck. What wait, what blood level are you? Is that a thing? Not yours Mine is 47 Yeah, 34. Well You got to kill the big spider. The thing is to delete I had I just grabbed a doll outfit instead of beating the enemies to get 30,000 souls doesn't matter anymore now because I'm getting actually annihilated by the shadows I felt so fucking smart just like I'm just gonna grab the doll of it instead of feeding the other enemies see what that Fucking brought me Well, you know what it's been it's been fun regardless has it not Mola don't watch Don't watch Stargate. I love that show, but it's too much for you to tear apart. Oh Like there's too much of it like in terms of just sheer volume Oh, I thought they meant like a lot of it because there is a general fear in the audience that whenever we watch anything They'll be like you you gonna you're gonna poop all over it. I'm like should be No one is safe That oh, I want that okay dogs weren't fun before they became red whatever that means Red and games means dangerous true frenzy cold blood already I'm a just run through here miles. Not everything else What's this? Oh viles. Oh Fuck you That's what the game did it wasn't That's where I didn't do it Dogs, please don't just don't just stop just stop Oh Nifty I opened up a little checkpoint that got me back where I was Back in the West Is this the correct way or is it the other way I Don't know oh, I think is this no correct way is not the way at all which is the correct way Yes, ah Rags are attacking me. You didn't want me Rungo Oh wait, oh wait only an Australian creature would have four danguses Four cocks, I mean have you seen this in the wild free And a wild four dangus dingo No, wait, those are legs never mind. Oh my god It's so hard. They can walk up on you're gonna quadruple right there Oh, what do we got here debats subscribe? Thank you very much and fuzzy creature gifted tier one sub. Oh cool I don't know what any of these mean for the most part. Thanks Yay Do you guys just drop viles, please? like come on You can you can't come in you giant ugly thing you're not allowed in This thing's got like would be but flat things on his head. I had so many viles last night. I'm so annoying I missed that's that's cool Stop it you ugly ogre thingy All going wrong Oh All right, that's just three to beat this enemy. Oh My fucking god. Oh, I was alive. How there's no health I keep knocking them off the thing. Whoops. I hope they die Jingle in all the way this game has weird physics on like these I don't know what to call it like it just looks like a Like it it is a funny word. I agree with that but now I've got slow poisoning which isn't very fun Stop complaining you got to be in blood born Get to be in it Yeah, what what a treat this Mm-hmm Wow, most of you more early game than they do late game, that's probably fair It's a bad that I'm trapped inside of boss I don't think that's normal now once again another boss where my ability to see is hampered by locking on that's probably good Yeah, it feels good man, so to be fighting bosses with the two things This process is so fucking awkward. Oh fool. You're meeting another boss some following on me. Yeah well Well music is fucking amazing though The one reborn it's big ol Flappy boy My poison you didn't hit me He has an aura what am I meant to kill this guy if I if when I get close. Yeah Yeah, just kill me. He has poison You can't wait for my comeback. Well, you better get used to it cuz Actually, let's go back in case anything's tis me happens Hello mola rags and the goo crew Yeah, will they be an e-fab game for do maternal? Probably not. I don't know. I don't know why there would be really Not that it's a bad game in any way just don't see the Actually now might be a good Also So many enemies following you right now. It's actually kind of scary They are friendly ask them for autograph. Just follow me stop ask them for autograph Yeah And they ended with saying also will we get the e-fab nude calendar on the way on the way Chris Chan attacked a game stop employee because he didn't like the redesign of Sonic's arms it boom Okay Well sounds not insane at all. Oh my god. What are you doing it? New super chat. I see is you're more ever considered doing an RE blood-borne is genius and here's why a response stage bomb a guy I mentioned it in the DS2 series that it's ripe for responding to it's a terrible video But everyone agrees with it because of the title The blood is genius and here's why it's like I like that title because I like blood born and then his argument is blood Born encourages you not to use shields which then makes you replay DS1 without shields and have more fun That's his argument That's a shit fucking argument insane remember that blood born isn't even built for shields. There's two but Like the argument is like here this shield says it's for cowards or something. Yeah, she'll actually says but That was really weird Remember guys shields are for cowards, but we're gonna allow you to upgrade your health an insane amount Also, you're allowed to dodge and parry, but shields are for cowards. I mean, I don't get hit I can't remember what the reading is person, but I think it's just like shields are just in this with The game is designed to not really have much value for shields. It's just simple reality There's two in the whole game. Meanwhile, the weapons are all like really well I don't know. I was gonna say design balance, whatever the combo, but I have no idea where I'm going anymore. I Remember the mind-thrower and with people for you just like oh it does exist On the Tizm's on the ceiling in this area. Oh, there he is Do I have to bait him? Okay, then why can't I target him? But yeah, I remember the students are where you would farm for blood vials right now Yeah, those are pretty good Oh, there he is Let's kill him. What is the final boss in this game? I've completely forgotten the German Yeah, yeah, yeah So in that case once I unlock that option, it'll just be kill other things This right What do you know the flangas Just what I thought Check out color out of space It's simultaneously great Lovecraft horror and fun Nicholas Cage Tizm's guy who made it is also doing done which horror and one more Nicholas Cage and Lovecraft that sounds interesting. Yeah, sign me up. I've been down for watching it. Yeah I would give it a little luke see. Oh, they revived all right lots I Like big fantasy fantasy thighs. They're a thing. I'm into shut up. It's a nice thigh H. Fringy guy Mm-hmm. I remember that the fantasy doors, but with fire thighs instead. You want to say thighs. That's not right Oh Students look funny There we go. No, no, no, no, no, don't you fucking dare you murder the witches. I Didn't even get this many less vials than before No one dropped any fucking wilds along the way Fucking annoying, but I have souls to buy some now. So fuck it. Nothing in this room God damn it I was doing really well blue all the way to one boss and then everything goes to shit It's like the cabra of demon when we lost everything Mark it today The stonk market, all right I've been doing so much better. Let yesterday. I'm really annoying I feel like Stock market is weird. It feels like you just kind of make money from doing nothing me Well, it's just it's weird. It's like hey if you own capital You just kind of just increase the value of your capital just by having it like oh, all right Do you have to work? No other people do the work So who do you use? I guess it's probably you probably don't have the same So you have like people who manage it for you and they take a percentage of your earnings What what are we have here? What a lot of like each of the major banks and then there are other things like vanguard and stuff where you just create an account where You have a brokerage fee for arm for a brokerage fee for any transaction you do That's basically the cost of the like you don't have to pay a fee for instance with the one I use For having the account you just pay a trade And it's it's about 1495 which is about the cheapest you can get But obviously The more you do the less that that that fee is gonna hurt You know what I mean like if like minimum is 500. So you do a 15-dollar fee and that's not Invest like $5,000 a $15 fee is pretty negligible compared to you know your earnings and Unfortunately the little thing here that tells you your gain and loss factors in the brokerage fee so um So as soon as you're in the green you're you're in the green But it's it's yeah, it's good You just do the trades there and then you can see like the the buy a list still list or the autopad Make your watch list so you can keep track and Through these ones you can directly invest in our like the US market or Germany or the UK but there are there are like tax things to do with those places so ETFs is usually a good way to do it. Just get an ETF that tracks the market if you It's you know, basically just get someone else to make the stock picks for you If I can just give a bunch of money Oh, yeah, like mutual funds Like a mutual fund is just where you put your money, you know The fund and then somebody else can put it together with a pool of other investors and decides what they want to Buy so you don't really have to pay attention. That's kind of like the yeah, I got a value of it. Yeah, exactly What happened, oh no It's not game related. It's twitch related. So you know how I stream like basically every day and I never get quality options Like today, so I just checked it bring his quality options. And yes, of course he does Yeah, I don't I don't I don't yeah never lucky I just stopped happening for me at some point. I only get them when they go live at like Midnight or some stupid shit or super early Anyway, it's a valid investment strategy. I talk about crypto. Oh, we're back on this again I Don't know anything about crypto Fringy doesn't know how to invest properly. Well, look, I'm not gonna be giving you like investment advice on a stream Well, I'm playing Bloodborne. All right That's your responsibility to figure out what you should be doing but like but on you know the general advice is like if you put money into the market consistently like You put something in every month forever, like you're gonna make money Not a lot not a lot of money not quickly but eventually Bull market advice line. Well, yeah, but The market tends to go up. That's the thing like even when it goes down for a while it eventually goes back up I mean clear as example is like the dot-com crash. It's like yeah things didn't go up for a long time But eventually they did go back up. So unless you die in the next 10 years, you're gonna probably go up like oh You go down. Oh put your money in random things. No, that's stupid Don't do that like if you're gonna buy individual stocks You should actually look into the company, but I thought that went without saying like hey When you put money into a company specifically, maybe know what they're doing like, yeah Please don't drink your eyes. Well, it's like Gordon Gekko says, you know, they're playing darts. I don't you know No, sorry, he said that, you know, they're throwing darts to the board I don't you know do guesses. I do sure things or something like that. Sheep and sheep gets slaughtered all these mismatched Quotes from this movie from the 80s I Cliche but by Apple Nasdaq bit coin door sack door sack. I mean that's that right? Is that a typo? door snack is a horrible new product I think the interesting thing that we're seeing now is that people are getting really bullish on like a lot of tech things And I think it's because they're upset that they missed out on Amazon To which let me tell you a fun little story. So there's an Australian company damage the damage terrified sane Fringy do you own any gold? No, I don't It's really high at the moment. So I'm not sure of that something I'd want to Buy into until it comes back down again It sort of balloons when the market crashed. So I think I might hold off on that And if I go gold, I wouldn't have gold like physical gold, but I keep you like gold eats here Oh, what is that bullshit the hell hey guys hunter bowels are really good. Yeah. Oh Yeah, that's right. So there's a company code What happened there, what did I'm just back at the shadows. They're just fucking suck. I hate them By Bitcoin digital gold dude Bitcoin like I mean first of all the problem is like I'm not sure how many people have the money to buy one Bitcoin at this point. It's worth $30,000 Oh Yeah, so the story so there's a company called after pay. It's a buy now pay later thing in Australia I got that when it was $30 and then the market crashed and I was pretty upset And then it started going back up and it got up to $45. I'm like, wow 50% return in like three months That's not bad. So I sold um, it's now worth a hundred and twenty dollars So, uh, so that's real fun. Had you bought it when it was at the bottom of the crash It was worth eight dollars. So we're talking like a 12 times return on investment in less than a year I'm a little bitter about that one Yeah, I can see that but But you know what it's okay 50% that's pretty good like when you I think I think that's yeah 50% that's not bad for like a well actually that's how that's very good in less than a year I guess it's just the whole idea. What was it that are again more references for Wall Street Bud Fox? What did he say to our Gordon Gekko you told me about stocks good The bids 50 and a half and closing and going down as your broker I'd like you to take it Yeah, will you take it right in the ass you fucking scumbag? Oh, I'm a big fan of the movie Wall Street Don't surprise me Why what's that? I'm a little behind but bringing investing is risk. Oh, yeah, I mean it is risk But you can do low risk investments Just buy big stable companies That's like the big thing Eventually your money will earn for you and you don't meet millions, but it's a risk reward thing slow reliable Yeah, or risky potentially high returns and losses. Well, I think like the general. I mean, that's the general advice, right? diversify just If you're going to invest like and you want to put money and don't put all your eggs in one basket Buy some buy some large caps and small caps I am not giving you I'm not giving you financial advice All right, any decisions you make do you fucking research? Okay? I'm not giving you hot stock picks. That's for sure Oh Okay, please Angry little boys Shot a bird, are they just slowly gonna die? Seems like it um It's like a phone Guy here As a response on anime tropes from the stream I can totally understand why you guys don't like anime tropes also hot takes a totally fine with me as long as the arguments Are reasonable and logical also high rags and Theo Wait, hold on you don't have to buy and tie a Bitcoin. Oh, oh when that cash that might change my perspective on that Hmm, okay. Well like now it's now getting a good You kill the shuttles Damn it. Now you can catch up to me And I react does that one get it right on the internet? Yes Yes, I mean to stop being louder because it's Monday to it is Monday probably to work again tomorrow How did Fringy not know that well, I mean I figured now that now that I think about it It kind of makes sense that that is an option Yeah, I didn't know that You can buy percentages of a share, right? I see yeah, man. I'm so excited to fight make a large soon Be erect all you want. You're still not gonna win. Wow. Neo is really a downer in my chat I'm I'm very upset. You're the guy from the matrix in your chat Yeah, he's crazy. He's like, oh, you suck you to win. Yeah, I mean, that's not true But you know, I could still say it Crash was meant to be a wombat originally. Yeah, Wally the Wally the wombat That's funny Wait, it was Wally the wombat or am I mixing it up with the different Wally Walton the wall in bed one bed. I Made that comment because Fringy said stocks are basically nothing. Oh, no, I mean, obviously I was kind of exaggerating It's not like of course, it's risk. You can't make money without risk I mean even simple like even housing is a risk technically Of course, I mean how there could be a small room that consumes your house Holy shit, they're tanky stupid flies. Oh, wait. Oh, wait Consider killing the lightning scully in order to buy ballpark from inside shop I don't know if I have the time to be honest Is this seriously my fire paper? This is Stop Wait, are you trying to I want to get in the elevator, but every time I'm about to like activate it It attacks my role that I'm like, oh boy. I'm dead. Oh Boy, I'm dead Okay, no, they killed the shadows. I'm gonna bet I'm moving in All right, I'll melt uplifted everyone don't panic Yeah, somebody's mentioned to chat It's much better to do something with your extra money Then just leave it in your bank account, especially when the interest rates like fucking Like a conservative estimate Oh I have never seen all three of them follow you to this fucking door. That's insane. I think they followed me They are they like your bum bum. I Never I've legit the first time I've ever seen that happen. I didn't even consider that a possibility And they obviously fucking great to me. I gave you the big chunks And now I could I mean, it's not a huge loss to be honest I mean, it's just around the corner, but man, that's annoying. Oh That's okay good Those flies are the shits anyways drizzling shits. Yeah, it's so fucking tanky. It's insane. Wow, that's not Awkward. Hey, you know, I love that they put platforming in games like this. That always makes me very happy It's not all right. It's really good. Never cringe. Oh shit. There they are again. Maybe I just never noticed. Stop All right, so you see the stream you see this platforming nightmare Oh Absolute bad lads There's another fly up here, isn't it? I Like how the gap is just growing wider and wider with each passing minute Well, I don't even sure what the gap to me in metal is. Have you killed bloodstuff beast? No, I'm trying to farm for It's not not helping me out because I'm keep getting bullets even though I'm all full of bullets Full of bullets No The hunter fight you have to do I think right you have to do that one those flies are still up here They didn't go back to the rigid position I'm walking into me collage. I don't want to do this. This is not gonna happen with those flies here He's a fucking cunt No, but he's interesting Open the door and just fuck off Suppose that makes it okay You know else is interesting the choices they made in season 8 of Game of Thrones. That was interesting Choice This guy really wants a piece of me See ya Reward good idea free thoughts on Tyler Tasmanian tiger. I never played it Do you even count as Australia? And plus it's not a tiger. It's a thylacine. All right fucking. I hate it when people get that wrong Well remember Tasmanian tigers would not not only do they look like no as opposed to cats They're marsupials Are you mental? No, stop seeing that Really came out to get me today. It's insane Four of those spider things and ROMs thingy. Just all jumped me at once and nuked the shit out of my asshole Like it's flapping all around my asshole. Thanks for giving me more quick silver bullets game It's not like I already have 20 of those Leave more. Yeah. Yes, I need more Odendorf more Tasmania is very nice. I would recommend going there for holiday Super diverse landscape A lot of natural beauty Yeah, and and the and the wildlife Because again, you know, there's a lot of things in Tasmania that we just don't know it's like Watch out when you're driving there because a kidness can just run out into the streets And I'm pretty sure they can puncture tires whose kids. So I a kid Yeah, I see what you did there and so yeah Because if you if you send them to hell they're taking you with them My god That's such a fun line if you I'm going to hell you're coming with me 535 Fringy keeps saying it's funny, but it never is I don't know what this refers to Must have been something you're referring to as funny and they disagree. I'm so sorry I'm actually replaying the ps2 ratchet and clanks on emulated Good good shit The tunes in those games Now why are you trying to kill a spider instead of putting it outside? And I wish I could I mean, it's it's outside technically Well, that place doesn't have any walls at all. I don't think there is inside or maybe it's all inside Stop rolling around that fuck was it eggman is my body shape You make a god angry dirty, but the pirate is that something Mary would say Holy shit, this is so aggressive like chill just you to kill your father or whatever Al al run run We're getting close it's very close to that video coming out now guys very good It's a matter of thing honest today as a matter of fact fun stuff I'll probably do more when we end this stream. Maybe I don't know it depends on long everything How long we've been going for three hours? We've been gone for I think I might go to beat this Three hours 15 minutes and 35 seconds 36 seconds 37 second No, wow a fucking accuracy on these Oldman Seriously use bees blood cheese you're applying. I know what that is. Oh Pellets like to give more power. No bees blood cheese Very important question in Um Chat you have TFA critique part four when oh When have I ever promised loaded times for those thoughts? Oh, I think there's an argument about crypto in my chat now What? Are you mean? Oh, yeah, that's I remember that shit was that that was like an animated show right crypto the super dog Do why am I getting so much damage the theme song was really clever it went crypto the super dog. Yeah. Yeah, that's right Crypto something something away All right, all right, he's guys What I imagine naming imagine like naming your dog earthy earthy the super Dirt and that's a name in your dog Oh My god, my game is like in slow motion at certain points. Yeah These guys apparently do a lot of damage. Okay Oh jeez, how long is it gonna take to get back there? All right round two Fight Somehow no one recognizes Annie slash the boys in public true. It's really done Oh, oh, oh, oh, well, I'm trying to stun this guy, but it's not working Try using the stun gun Yeah Totally banging in she is a white girl. So it's pretty much having sex with a dog. Hey a lot of white girls do it Super girl has been canceled, right? Yeah Is it out yet or no I think I think like I think it would come out probably around the same time as that woman I guess so next you think oh wait this year. Yeah, I would have be canceled like a whoa Not enough ratings cost too much money to make Yeah, you think that that would be the case at all times. Yeah Like what is that weird? Why I think I think these shows of arm like they've declined in popularity, right? I Now it's not really Yeah, I think I think that's a factor that these shirts decline in popularity Which of course makes me happy because I've always kind of thought that they weren't very long like about Oh, I work good. No, it's not like we're at least I don't believe you Maybe it is good, but I doubt it all I've ever done kill Moodle Yes, Chad kill Moodle because I looked at it for one second and he nuked me with an attack that stun locked me It was really cool. Oh boy. Who's fault is that metal? You got a phone call Let's see rags. Are you an underdog dog? Oh, so I don't I never really cared for underdog It was never really a show that I I didn't enjoy it. I didn't care for it I'm talking about I Probably shitty movies with a superhero dog. I think he got me. Yeah, he got me fucking hell Thanks thoughts on a hollow night couldn't hear you the first time well, I don't have any thoughts on a hollow night I have not played it I'm Legit don't remember those spiders been ever that aggressive towards me in this fight I could misremember it, but I don't remember them hitting me that much. I used to turn a ringtone damn straight Have you ever seen biker mice from Mars? No, I haven't and I have nor have I seen rock and rule before anyone asks me And I'll be back I Well, I'm handling this fight really well That's not what I want to hear right now I was being sarcastic here, right? Oh What no games. Oh, you're fighting that guy. Yeah, that guy is a fucking bitch Don't said rock and rule and biker mice or nothing. I'm like I never said they were Yeah, I'm misrepresent an old raggle Old animated movie that people might And it was on my mind so as you've seen loop on the third I have seen some of it and I kind of want to watch the new movie because the animation looks Some of the old show it was entertaining You know our dies from a non-established nut allergy Yeah, it would have been neat if they had thrown that in at some point earlier so that we could at least see how it but you know From a writing standpoint, you definitely are at the point So she'll sort of move the hand away from that one person because she had a candy bar You'll feel like you wanted to put one in a bin, right? I was like put that away I guess you could call that setup, but that was Yeah, you know Rags favorite Guild War two season expansion In Guild Wars and so are all the characters but the maps are really great I enjoy a lot of the medias and a lot of the mechanics. They've added mounts are of course incredibly great Fucking hell After excuse melees from Germany Yeah The plane with the lights mom They seem Cobra Kai no, oh, that's that's good They were what film Either 1917 Oh You slut. Yeah Wait a funny was doing is all you bitch Yeah, absolutely this The one Which Alamo is a new one. Oh, Anthropoid that count as a war movie. I think I should But I guess yeah at that point you just need someone to define what they mean by it, I guess It's just not stopping with the fucking things They can't find an opening Fuck the shitty game and fuck this shitty game. Look at that. Just stuck in a corner forever unable to roll unable to attack and As much as someone could be like well, you're in that position on you was like what choice did I have they were fucking Goddigan spamming the entrance Oh shitty I just got to sprint over there at this point It's unfortunate that these things happen in this game, but they do and all you have to do to solve it Was once some kind of system detects that you're being stun locked and you're unable to do anything that the fucking enemy needs to back the fuck up Yeah, that's all yeah, if the character is currently in a state of being crowd controlled Then enemies like back the fuck off or they do a taunt maneuver or they do a flourish or something Or they heal themselves or something that isn't continuing to attack the player while they're Defense and can't do anything because fuck that and there's no reason for that to be in video games You made the decision to put that in the game Thoughts on the Dragon Age series. I really like one, but it's really tough I Like to like good. It's just a sequel to the first one which is Which means the comparisons will be obvious. It's not a bad game. I liked it It's just not as good as the first, but it's a good game I haven't played inquisition. I don't intend to play inquisition Nor do I intend to play for unless I hear for whatever reason that it's really really good And it's a return to form or whatever, but I highly doubt that'll be the case Let's see Did you keep your visage of the con er or sell that bad boy? So it was selling for 1943 I have three classes I play fairly often that can actually I use it on all classes because once you Unlock the skins for all though armor weights, but yeah, I kept it and it looks pretty fucking baller I'm glad I did. I don't need the money. Honestly. I don't need the money So I kept it and I showed off wherever I go Thanks to the resub doctor and I'm out of vials. Oh, that's that's what I like to say Oh, that was satisfying of the game Fuck these little squid dudes No Sounds that Steven Spielberg's 1941 seriously underrated even Spielberg's what sorry? 1941 I'm not seeing it Dragon Age 2 garbage. Yeah, like no it isn't I Thought two was a bad game looks it's like I Don't know it someone said it was trash. It was poopy I'm like, I'm curious what your references are because I don't remember it being a bad game It just wasn't as good as origins and I and I kind of Hey, this bit of a pet peeve of mine everybody Bollock when describing things especially when they're games Like this game was part of the problem was There were like interviews when that game was coming out when they were like you press You press like the X button something awesome happens. It's like oh the fuck you talking about that kind of thing Like it's it's it's clear to see I guess that that was maybe like the beginning of a fireware shift Yeah, it's yeah, it's definitely a downgrade from Dragon Age origins. It's still a fine game It's just not as good as the game that came before it and it's a clear shift in what their focus. Yeah Which was not really good storytelling and really good writing and making really interesting worlds and places It was clearly well, I guess we're gonna try and take Dragon Age origins and make it a And approachable for everybody and put a more of an action focus Like well, it's still it's all right, but like you didn't have to go and do that No That might have been a bit of an overreaction. Yeah, so it's I like this rags interview stream. Thank you We're all working hard on blood The three of them are working hard on Bloodborne and you can watch the streams for you know, their gameplay But you know, I'm just kind of hanging around Theo be quiet. I can't hear anyone over your loud self. You're worse than ER I'm all how can you put up with this? Theo is a wonderfully civil lad and You should be thankful whenever he turns up to give his perspective on how the clothes is bad She's a goger about to say exactly the same thing Well, you think close is bad. Oh Just that he'd be the one to say that it's bad That's not that's not Oh Right because he was asking I look I'm pretty sure I've said that it probably is I haven't rewatched Yeah, I can start worse, it's probably shit. Yeah, unfortunately that seems to just be how Yeah, I mean ignoring the games and Well, is that what you need to say? During the games, it's all shit except for two movies. I mean Rags it reused a lot of assets and the combat was a huge downgrade. I agree. It's still not a bad game So boy Someone said when do you take the Christmas tree down rags? My family does it on epiphany because that's when the Christmas season officially ends I wonder when is that it is soon ish? Let me say it's within the week. I think 2021 it is January 6th Yeah, Christmas is Christmas. Oh, that's Australia day You guys got a whole day the hell Yeah, it's kind of rude. You have a whole day. Isn't it called Saint something's day Saint Britain day No, no the saint that the flag your English flag Saint David. Oh, wait, that's not your flag. You're not English I'm parrying too much I need a I need one of them. Oh wait, there's one right outside. All right, fine Just watch the new series by the author of bleach called burn the witch and it's a fun series. Is that anime? It was made by someone who made bleach. It's probably anime. I Hope is good Drunk molar is objectively better than what is happening? But it's that the the corner of the map. Oh my god I have to relook and re uh Dragon age to is That confused the fuck out of me there holy shit So George. Oh my god. I went super far back That's what you get. They're trying to kill a spider. You fuck her. You already killed it. I don't kill it. I put him to sleep Rags don't know sorry if you think dragon age two is a good game. I'm sorry, but you're just wrong Well, you're gonna have to convince me What if you're just wrong though? It's like I just It's just You're gonna have to do better than just asserting it's bad Cuz like I think it's on it. I think that it's just it's it's not bad Like I know gamers love to be hyperbolic in every game that isn't it's either the worst I will say we it's it's said that that's what we do. They're like, oh blind man is a masterpiece Mandalorian's trash the boys season two is trash. No, nothing can ever be okay. Can it guys? Well, look if they aren't okay, I there's nothing that can be done about that It's not our fault that they are either really good or terrible I suppose what that would get out then is that they genuinely think that dragon age two is really bad. I guess maybe yeah, I Ever played ever played total war games Guys cuz I haven't I haven't no, I really like the total war games Total war The don't war him a two one That's that's the one I've played last really like it Rags do you play Minecraft? Yes, I do play Minecraft sometimes generally it comes in phases Mandalorian is bad by manners also bad get over it No, no, so they're wrong on both counts Mandalorian is way worse than bad and blind man as a masterpiece, so Yeah, you gotta crack both of those takes Where was the last time I played dragon two years and you're like everyone else fucking Titles it's better than three it's better than four Better than new dawn tentatively I think those are the only ones that played I haven't played blood dragon or one You are most wrong about get the fuck out of here Also, yeah Fucking video where they called all the amazing actors diversity hires I was gonna say the arguments against playa really shit So what do you want us to do like conclude that it shit because you trust us sources say Come up with the come up with the really good reason why blind man is bad I do not reference the fact that there are black people in it cuz that is Explained but it's sad that you have to say that but that's where we're at I guess Okay, here we go This is why dragon then again, but then again rags also think halo 3 is the best halo because multi player I get I don't we all agree the halo 3 was the best Players are really good Yep, like most people on the planet Yeah, this is not a controversial perspective that is the best if anything. It's a normie take To say that halo 3 isn't that it's generally regarded as the best one. Yeah Story in Dragon Age 2 is oppressively dull and the gameplay was stripped down RPG system that removes the benefits of turn-based combat We're keeping the lack of intensity all around boring boring subjective Oppressively dull doesn't mean it's bad And also dull is subjective gameplay with stripped down RPG system. It definitely was compared to fast muscle here Fuck me, dude down versions of other things and still good Benefits of turn-based combat. No, there's still a big benefit of being able to combat To tell people to choose different targets The only people who mentioned the black thing is these fact guys you haven't been paying enough attention We scroll through a bunch of the reviews on Metacritic and they're like what there weren't like lesbians Wow, so forced like this is the shit that people say about why Mano So what I mean he fat guys Look at the only ones that are saying it really mean that That like the only people who are pointing out like as if as if like nobody's actually making the case that they're The show is bad because diversity and stuff and then it's just the point that we're making Whatever don't make the argument anyway When you force diversity it's agenda then it isn't good. What do you mean by that? Do you want to explore that a little bit more? Are you sure that's a take you want to just firmly root yourself in? Agenda bad. Oh, is that really a perspective that we actually have that any story that has an agenda? That's like a problem Yeah, it gets into what does it mean to have an agenda? I guess Well 94 has an agenda like I'm sorry guys, but most stories have an agenda or some kind of point that they're trying to make That doesn't make something bad Diversity is always bad. What are you talking about? That's a full comment It has to be I hope you're not American because if you said that and you're an American that's bizarre to me, but all right You are talking about like force diversity and stuff all the time. I hope so I hope so There we go Rags my dragon age two is bad the narrative framework The backlash framing device is a I guess they mean flash frames Instead of back flash The flash back framing device is a terrible way to present the story No Also, that doesn't make the game bad. None of that's related to gameplay a game could have the shittiest story in existence And if the gameplay is still pretty good, then the game's still pretty good. All right, so we this is a topic to explore What is force diversity mean? Do we have any definitions? So they said how do you not feel that racism bad and homophobia bad isn't beaten over the head with blymana? What are you talking about? What's That's not even a thing that's ever talked about in the show Is one line the way they say we can't get married like legally, but we'll wear the rings and we'll know which is just true That's just true Force was the key word again the same question. What does force diversity mean? If I was gonna say what is force diversity, I'd probably say that it is When you go out of your way to ensure Arbitrarily that actors are of a certain place gender or ethnicity Is that a meta commentary though? Or is that actually something that you can pull from like the nearest stuff the way I try to categorize it has always been You see a flaw in a show and then you couldn't figure out like you can almost reverse engineer Why do you think that flaw happened and like JJ Abrams? For example, this is the example I use in the tlj critique Why is it that Mads canata is shoehorned into the second and third film? She seemed to have a role in the first one, but then she just doesn't in the second and third Why is she in there at all and it's just like um We could go with lazy incompetent or your standard sort of writing issues But after I saw enough interviews with JJ Abrams being like if I had my way, I would make everyone in star wars asian It's like, okay That's weird And so her being I believe she's uh, I want to say like Vietnamese and south african at the same time or something. She's she's got two or two Diversity origins for a writer like JJ to enjoy and so yeah, so we got to have Mads canata in the film Same for Gwendolyn Christie, by the way, they would celebrate that. It's a woman villain What what do you remember that everyone? Woman villain. Yeah Never seen a woman before I just saw somebody say something that forced diversity is when a movie or show or game throws in a game Or colored character for no other reason than to have a character like that in the story What do you mean by for no other reason than to have them? So yeah, where I was going was that was with mads canata. My assumption is she's in it Strictly because of that background, right? She would if she was a white guy like that was the the actor They would have just dropped the character like they did with um, what's his name The the friend of JJ Abrams who's a pilot. He dies in rise of Skywalker. Yeah. He was in Uh Force Awakens, but he just disappears for TLJ, which Honestly is a little bit of a continuity. Fuck up. We just have to assume He was on some trip to like little or something getting some Oh, see somebody's pointed out a good example, right the end game women in power moment It's like, all right, so what's the problem with that scene? It's like wow It's really convenient that all the women were in this place at this exact time to line up for the shot It's like clearly logic has been strained significantly to facilitate this scene So the reason why I'm kind of pushing back is because I feel like a lot of people just say force diversity And then they don't really like explore more than that It's like, oh look, there's a black person and there weren't many black people in the countryside of england in the 80s in the 80s Therefore, this is a problem. It's like, oh, yeah, can we explore this a little bit more? Yeah, like this all out when it happens quit fucking Crying wolf all the time. Yeah, you honestly fuck the conversation because you get false It's the exact same on the other side whenever they see oh new new show is out. Who's the protagonist white male? Well, I'm not watching it white man. Yeah. Oh man, like we're doing this. Yeah, it is as stupid It is as stupid to just flip it around and be like, oh look a black woman that figures Yeah, if it's a black woman protagonist has to be everywhere all the time to be an issue Just call it out when it happens Well, and I think I think uh, and I mean, you know, it's funny, right? Because that woman has done that It's like, all right. So what's going to be the thing with bat woman? It's like, well, you know, they're going to make a big deal out of it This is going to be the topic of several episodes And it's like, oh, okay. Well, yeah It'll be like going to be explored with zero attacked Or anything. I think the best episode is the is the lesbian hacker who gets in one episode. Oh, yeah, the lesbian hacker That's right. She's a girl and she's a lesbian. So she's off the hook. It's like, holy shit guys Yeah, I I guess that's part of the problem is like you got to be more specific Because when you do see stuff like where people like, oh, blind man, they weren't black people in england in their 80s. It's like I don't know what to do with that Yeah, the um I guess what they try is like the likelihood of there being That many non whites in one house is just not very high It's like, but it's possible, right? It's like, well, yeah, it's like, oh Well, then is that like the is that like the end of the discussion? Well, like what what is the effect of this? Nothing. What does it matter? Yeah, I would be I would be totally on board if like they were they were shit actors If they wouldn't they were there and I'd be like, hmm. I'd raise a brow with that But they're incredible. Yeah, but hannah's character uh, sorry hannah's actress and Oh and um, so Something like forget it's both no fucking phenomenal. They're excellent Then I just it's it's kind of like I I know I shouldn't but I kind of get insulted on their behalf when people say it is forced They earn that shit they absolutely So apparently bbc cast a black woman is queen an I don't know who queen an is but I'm assuming she was white Is that a uh, is that the topic of uh adaptation? Is that one? I mean that yeah, that would be interesting. Yeah, that would be adaptation. Yes Also, that becomes that becomes real interesting. Yeah Yeah, I'm probably that's probably I'm gonna Tendatively say that's probably forced it was the whole idea of like, um I think that generally when it comes to casting characters, you should consider what the demographics were at the time Hey rags, you see in the stream right now. This is michelosh the boss by the way It's absolute garbage. I have chased him and hit him about seven times now How much further ahead of you than me at this point? Oh a little bit, but uh At least you don't have to fight him right now. It's Wait so that then he runs out to game thing This sounds really that looks really fun. It's oh rags. This is just the this isn't even the worst of it This part is just really boring of the fight Someone's like the demographics were 100 like yeah. Yeah. No, I know they were what I'm saying I'm talking like in general at this point that like it makes the most sense to me to just have the demographics to the most accurate to Where the story is set and the time so like if you set a story in new york It would make sense to have a pretty Sorted assortment of people of different races and stuff, but if you set a story in like South you were making a chakka zulu documentary and there were like if there was a white person that would make me go Right exactly and and you know conversely like if your story is set in the middle of like um south dakota It's like yeah, it probably makes sense if it's like 100 Fucking hell like people are getting really confused about the um the queen and thing The point that was being made when it came to adaptation was like is it a subject of adaptation when you take a real life event and then change it all And if it's a bad adaptation, which it surely is is that different from whether or not it's It's a bad story Yeah, all right. Look, I know it's not accurate. Okay, even though I don't know what the example is specifically Hey, right Tell them all or he can position himself in a way that makes michael ash around to the actual boss room I've already got that like But watch this fire eyes. He has like two moves and that's it But these moves do an insane amount of damage. So I gotta make sure I don't get hit by them confused I'm back to the uh fucking walk past the door like three times Ah, come on butt flap guy. Don't don't screw me over Oh, cool. Um When people say bligh is bad because sjw I just hang my head because it's irritating. Yeah, you're not the only one, buddy I'll from it. Yeah Um People mentioned kingdom come deliverance I remember when that game came out like people were mad that there weren't many black people in it when it was Sent like medieval volataria But the thing with that game was it was trying very hard to be like an authentic thing So it's really stupid to get mad at him and trying to represent the demographics that were there Like it ultimately depends on what you're trying to do really I mean like, you know battlefield 5 is a good example, right? We are trying to do an authentic world war to experience It's like, but you're not though. You got like cyborg British women on the front line. This is insane. I can't take this seriously Yeah, um, and then of course. Yeah, go ahead. Keep going. Oh, just um, just the whole idea if they were like Yeah, this is alt history or something. It's like, okay I'm I can I can deal with that like if it's alt history then it's whatever But if it's only alt history and that's the only thing alt about it, I'm like Yeah, you should you stand cry a little bit hard. It's a differentiated from the real world Now you're just using it as an excuse. You're not actually using alt history Someone said, um, technically the wall had first a forced diversity. It had americans in it like What about Chernobyl? I had british people in it and then they're russians. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah That's with the wall. I don't think it was forced diversity I think that it was they they were from And it was part of a story where they were sent to China or wherever to look for some stuff to bring back Uh, and that's how they ran into, um Uh, the other guy, I forget his name. Uh, he was in lighthouse. Um Fuck Willem Dafoe willem Dafoe. Yeah, he was in the wall as well and he was there because they wouldn't let him leave essentially and Yeah, I would call that forced diversity. They can come and also the wall is bonkers. I love that movie. It's fucking terrible I love it. Chernobyl should be the uh, the interesting answer surely Or the question right because as british people who speak english even though it's sent in russia But like obviously we're we're making an allowance because they're such incredible actors Yeah, so Well, I mean it's funny right because we talk about this when it comes to like casting right It's like you should pick the best but you know, we all keep because everybody agrees like oh you pick the best person for the job It's like we'll just that apply this stupid fucking boss Oh, and as soon as I get up it slow poises me to death You know like imagine if you're casting for a movie and the character was meant to be like white But the best performance was from a black person. It's like oh What do we do? Can this yeah, and I can this work. I will often edge toward merit before anything else asking one Yeah, I think so But the funny thing is we're not even talking about Some like it's impossible for these particular colors to be in this particular area because black man is just yeah There were black people in britain then Sorry. Yeah, um Oh nick fury is a good example. Nick fury is white in the comics um But then they cast Samuel Jackson, but nobody really cares It was like Samuel Jackson. Yeah, because people like Samuel Jackson exactly um That was I guess like oh the way old man The only instance where it would have to be ruled out is like if you've got a character who's Specifically like they're right with relevant right. So like if you're making a movie and it's about I don't know like I don't know like um Some kind of you know coach Carter esque like i'm a black guy in the hood, but they're white Like and then you have the other characters being like 12 years a slave, but it's like Yeah Oh I have to turn it on atreus now though, which I have no use for so that was It to the local merchant Oh, wait, hold on ben superison reset replacing james bond You know female james bond is false force diversity to Samuel jackson playing white knit fury isn't That's an interesting one because surely like creating a brand new character replaces james bond Is like less force diversity than um Yeah, we we might have a super heart take on that one being that if james dies And someone else takes the 007 mantle and it's a black woman in the story, which is perfectly possible Yep, and I know that an argument An argument a lot of people make is like okay fine, but it's not james bond and it won't be as popular and it's like Okay, oh, I thought we weren't okay. I thought popularity was not something that we cared about So whatever it's like a really good still a really good character and he's a really good character What if she's better than james bond imagine that impossible? How dare you oh my god Are you lucky son camera? fucking camera Um, though camera was I would assume me the whole time. I couldn't see the fucking laser When they were choosing the replacement for james bond and they went with a black woman I would be like, oh, that's that's probably because that was probably on purpose. Yeah, like that probably is diversity So but I'm interested there to be like is that forced When you have a pool of anyone to choose from you know what I mean Well, I mean, I guess the problem is it's like it's hot Like what if the person who was responsible for casting like was legitimately excited about specifically having a person of this background in the role Well, exactly and if they weren't cynical at all If james died and you know, henry graves took over and he's just a white dude who's very similar It's like well, that's not a problem. I'm guessing And so it's really just is it really just use one the 007 person to be white and a man Yeah, I know so it's like It's interesting to get down to the the pieces that construct all of this I guess I'd say I think so. Yeah, I think it's worth interrogating this Especially just to think about what your values are when it comes to media And I think a lot of people If it isn't forced diversity, it's like a loss Like you lose you like your side Yeah, like I'm not I'm not really sure what to make of it. Why didn't they cut into servers and spawn? Uh, I don't know. I mean, I would that wouldn't be forced diversity because I'd be fucking game for that shit Yeah, personally Or is it more I wonder if it depends like, you know, is it more significant that james bond isn't white or that he isn't a man Um, I would assume the male aspect comes into it more for people I feel like it would but I feel like it has to do for a lot of things in general Like a man versus a woman is much more of a distinction than a white guy versus a black guy, right? like if she fights but In the same way that'll be Create issues, but if she has her own distinctive like fighting style and everything You know, she's more agile for instance. She doesn't rely on brute strength or she's off. You stupid old lady Apparently I misrepresented somebody. What was the initial question then? It was forced diversity. I thought we clarified that That's what the discussion's been about this whole time. Yeah also someone mentioned, um Morgan Freeman in shasha and redemption is a white irish man in the book Yep wolves talked about that before It gets a little complicated I'll piss off Cunts Oh, wow, I just missed it rags and co. Would you take morality into judging the quality of a story? We'd need more than that. You'd have to be be more specific So just off the top of my head you have characters who are doing evil things But the evil characters that's fine if they do evil think like captain marvel doing something horrible to the dawn and the film is Unaware of it that's probably going to be listed as a not only a shot against her character But like some kind of inconsistency with presentation and events Which wouldn't be a significant floor. I guess, uh, we certainly create dissonance for a lot of viewers Yeah, it's the morality how it mixes with the rest of the stuff in the movie like presentation and matheme Oh But just because a character is bad or good that in and of itself isn't the issue It can't be I don't think yeah And what if a loop like do they mean if like his cutie's objectively bad because Of you know, it's portrayal of underage women it's like Hmm, I don't I wouldn't say so But I think I can make a pretty fucking strong ass compelling argument that The film, you know that the film is bad in other ways because of that probably Yeah, like we could argue objectivity is not the way that you judge everything. It's still hit me. Okay. Yeah I could use objectivity to weigh that um like my moral system I could use objectivity to weigh the fact that they exploit underage girls And say that yeah, that is an immoral thing to do because I have a moral standard that I can use to judge that Action against and it does not hold up and of course fundamentally, like, you know, whether or not objective or not It's like if it's something that is repugnant to me, then it's like that's still that's still a perspective that I have You know something So I can make it feel as mean something Yeah, I Like I can judge that to be immoral objectively That doesn't mean it's like in trend that doesn't mean it has to be intrinsic to the universe or something like that Well, I mean again good stories and bad stories isn't intrinsic to the universe. Oh, oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Okay. All right. Now now we're we're we're getting real close to the end No, no no no no no no. No, no no no no no no no no. No. No. All right. Fuck you sit out Damn making it sit down But when it doesn't like Nick Fury and Captain Marvel then I If the staff that he was super spy in the cold war no one believes that in the former east there was a lot of nose Why do we almost never see the reverse white blade? Oh, yeah, but I thought we all knew I mean I think we all know the reason why that is because it's because the fucking hollywood politics I'll never yeah, it's popular to do the other thing around but surely the standard would have like what I'm saying is that my Standard would apply the other way around like if there was a black character who was made wise That isn't necessarily a forced problem Even though I think all of us wouldn't want to see a white blade, but we'd be like alright Let's see how it goes. I guess I think it's a contextual right like a white black panther. It's like how the fuck is that gonna work? It's already problems. Yeah And I guess that's what I'm getting at right is like the standard applies both ways. I like my panther wouldn't work Well, yeah, I guess I mean we're in the Wakanda thing. Then yeah, that would be what that's what I'm saying Precisely what I was gonna say There's one white dude in Wakanda Yeah, he just happens to be like his family and everything is exactly the same, but he's a blonde blue I think I think that's the problem noticing people were getting really antsy about my tape But it's like no, but this applies always around like an Asian character played by a white person or like an Asian character paid Like a black guy or a Hispanic character played by a white person like it would have to hold all the time Otherwise, it would be like why do you have this double-handed one into Mikolash's boss room and he did the insta-kill move Like Matt I like you but Mikolash is one of the worst boss fights in gaming. It's so horribly bad Help me out here guys. How do I I've just killed um the flat the butt flap dude. Um, where do I go? You're gonna want Amelia next I guess And where Join yourself more well, I don't play Bloodborne for Mikolash I consider him this fucking annoying obstacle and it damages my experience, but I can't wait to get past him I don't consider myself at fault like you remember this fight if I'm rolling around and Blobs do or do not hit me because it's pretty hard for me to account for like 50 lights that land around me God it's bad, and it's slow too. It's like the Wonder Woman of fucking bosses Um, is there anyone in chat who can like give you sort of text guys cuz they'll know Cuz I've just killed the the the flat guy and it's a dead end. So is there somewhere I'm meant to go next Door in the cathedral um on the right of the lamp. Is that an open then? Okay Oh, well, it wasn't it wasn't open when I was there before that's all I guess maybe it's open now Yes, yes. Thank you. Oh Someone asked earlier what do you have like a particular of like favorite mythological creature one that you just find really cool I guess a really interesting The one that's like three animals in one the Chimera of Chimera. Sorry. Yeah, Griffin is a part of that isn't it? That's taking it back to the Babylonian two of them fell down Oh my god, I just killed him downstairs. That's a Gonna go with the minotaur cuz I wanted to fucking ring me. I don't know. Okay, where oh werewolf. Oh, yeah werewolf, of course Oh I guess I'm I need to know what what is included when you say mythological can it just be like Stuff Like very would fairy tales like be included in that Wait, did I miss one? Oh you slut Are you gonna get it now if you're gonna get the the the noggin kicked in I don't even know I missed you stop ringing your bell. I stop. Oh, I like my friends I like the idea of how like Satan is sort of like a deal maker with people Yeah, how especially when he's not portrayed as explicitly being evil, but like it just neutral He's interested in a character Even what people do. Yeah, he wants to Yeah, like what will he like he he gets enjoyment and satisfaction from Like putting humans almost like he's like a Q kind of character from t and g um Like a gonter o'dim style presentation of the devil That makes all these deals and barges with people and takes an interest in mortal affairs and things of that nature Um Duke again also Let's see But yeah, um, I do like what the puke. No Yeah, like that for that presentation of the devil. I do. I think the minotaur is really kind of nifty Um, a lot of the like the classic stuff is interesting And the part of that is because they have rules attached to it Like the was the vampire rules and the werewolf rules and stuff are interesting. I like those Wait, doesn't the puke go like all around the map? Hmm There's an item floating in the air. There's another one Devil's chaotic neutral not really because of the like he he like he has to keep his own word like that's how Um, which is weird because some a lot of things say he's the prince of lies Oh Please don't watch tng. Oh, there it is. I've seen a lot of tng. Yeah, somebody I look out full of puked this whole time and then I attack and then he immediately pukes and yukes me with another attack Oh my god puken nuken Such stupid fucking deaths every single one of them I'm not seeing lucifer now Is it rags the prince of this world? No, I I I know that Sorry, just that's all about for a second lord of lies. Let's see the prince I'm so annoyed by this death. It was so dumb I don't think I feel yeah one of the names of c Yeah, this is one of the names of satan is the prince of lies or the lord of lies. Um Maybe it's just a derogatory title But you get the idea You made lies got a lot of meat Lies no hero is born That is true except wonder woman. Wonder woman thinks it has Truth that that film thinks it has a point. Oh, so the egyptian gods are cool as shit Like anus and cyrus and stuff But those are more like gods not mythological creatures if we if we discount those and stick them Wait, are you saying like it would be cool to have a story about like anubis and stuff going on adventures It could be I mean, yeah, he goes around like mummified like I actually like that idea a lot, you know what? Yeah, like um Because when you die in egyptian mythology, you're you get way if you're good person or bad That's nice. I do totally fuck and if you're bad that one critter eats you. Um, I forget what it's called um Someone help me in chat because I forget the name but there's like this this This dog-like creature and if you're a bad person in the scales tip against you Jesus Anubis is the god of death right in egypt As far as the god of the sun, I feel like egyptian mythology is uh Greek mythology has been super thoroughly plundered and it feels like morse is now My god, there's so much happening Um, if it was like norse is now becoming the thing that we're starting to get super into and norse mythology is really cool But uh, I feel like egyptian is the one that is currently not being super well explored Maybe that's the the thing to tap Did you just shot through the wall? Yeah, I think I just got shot through the wall Yes, it's a very cool. Watch the fight because intent is me might happen. You'll see the power of the dead I'm at right Oh I think it should just be kept in us That'll i'm loving new beard. Well, thank you Not be damaged to him You hit him twice and it didn't do like any damage He's doing very well. I feel like a tiny bit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I guess I just didn't notice the bar move I'm just I don't want him to do his fucking aoe move. He doesn't do that. I should be okay You really don't want him to do that move. That's correct. Oh cool. That actually didn't do anything He's a really bad boss Fucking matt advocates that they need bull bosses that experiment like this. It's like, please no You might should be a voice actor. I disagree Oh my gosh his dad Praise lorded Actually worked out Okay, this time, please don't all snipe me at once. Yes, perfect. Yes What about the end moot? Oh Easy first try. Yep It could be interesting if you had a take if you wanted that egyptian Like almost like episodic show you have anubis and all that osiris, right? And like when every episode would be like an egyptian guy dies And he goes to the afterlife And so each episode is exploring that person's life and things and Like anubis is almost like the narrator He's with all you person as they explore the events in their life And they have to account for all the things that they've done and at the end They have the well, were you a good person or were you a bad person? And if it's it's an obviously horrible person Then the show is about them explaining themselves and giving their reasons for why they did all those terrible things or Every episode is a new character that we get to spend all of our time with but anubis is always the same He never changes. He's he's done this before I feel I I I really like stories about characters who are like the the guy who is responsible for death You know what I mean like uh, I like the idea of a girl and this was specifically mummification But you could that was very important for them so that you could stretch that Well, like I've always wanted to do a story that has something to do with the grim reaper Yeah, judge of the dead is osiris. Just that'd be a good thing The judge. Yeah, osiris's chamber or something. Osiris and anubis and they like play off each other Yeah, like one of them is more jovial and jokie and the other one's more Osiris is like he's he's presented as sort of like the he thinks he's big and charging everything and anubis is like He rolls his eyes and he just he humors osiris with all the weird shit He says and all that stuff. I like this idea a lot But we're not going to get that because it's interesting and Cool, I would rather watch a guy with a baby randomly complete tasks for strangers that don't have any characters That's my fetish Yeah, nobody's talking about raw raws the yeah raws the I feel like I just think it's more interesting to explore the characters You have the crappier jobs. You know what I mean like like if you did a story about Greek mythology I'd much rather be following Hades Then uh, then Zeus I don't think I absolutely you know and in the same way like if there was a thing about Norse mythology I think I'd rather be with uh, low key rather than uh, like Odin or four Because they're just going on the standard heroic adventures whereas like low key is the one who gets to go on the more interesting adventures I would imagine What's my damage so shit I think I like the idea of maybe I I'm scared. I'm gonna go back home. What does happen? I'm stuck stop clube Man, you've really built up your health. They haven't you more Geez, and I haven't died as much as I probably would have if I didn't so with Raj just makes edgy jokes and throws people off roofs. Why would we focus on him? Oh, maybe I don't No, there's obviously more to it than just that right? We want to explore it Like they explored wonder woman in the wonder woman 84 Yeah, don't expect anything they couldn't get lots right. Don't expect any well, I'm saying like I might like the idea of exploring this personally And thinking about provisor for all these ideas are that they're executed well, I would suppose Yeah, that's the fundamental Too scared to continue That's what that's kind of the point of making I think villainous characters in like mythology or at least the ethically dubious ones Are the ones that are more interesting to me than like Zeus or Hercules like I don't really care about Hercules compared to yeah, Hades I'm just sick of like heroic characters doing their heroic things. What all this damage combo as uh Somebody's actually Right, like the reason why people like breaking bad is because it's kind of fun and following the villain Yeah, especially when the villain's really And had It's a guy with all those stories about how these people everyone from the lowliest fucking peasant Um, or like you could have everything from your Your your feel good episodes Where the the lowly beggar who lived a life of poverty is finally getting his happy ending And it's about how you know He's just so thrilled that at the end it all paid off because he was a good person And then you could have the episodes where you have the miserly evil bastard Who's just he gets fucked up in the damage You know what would be like the real depressing but super interesting episode is the one of like a baby Who didn't even get a chance to live coming to him? It's like I have what do you judge that you like what what do you mean? You didn't even get a chance and then maybe like, you know start to explore that topic of like wow It's like A world where you don't even get a chance to live like dude You know, yeah, what are the what do a Cyrus and anubis do when a kid shows up? But do they just like yeah, I guess they get to go to heaven. I suppose right off and it's like What if like if they had the ability to see what you could have done If you hadn't died Imagine like it was a kid who grew up to be not a particularly awesome person Not like the worst person in the world, but somebody who Didn't do particularly good things did some really bad things But it's like but you didn't do this yet. You didn't even get the chance So what what do you deserve? What is your you know, what what what should you get in life? I feel like that could be a really cool topic to explore Yeah, it's Eric Lee is really You get those really um, yeah, you could come up with all kinds of crazy stories playing up the The characters of a Cyrus and anubis and maybe you know, they're a little bit different than one another Or one's more pessimistic. One's more optimistic. Yeah Have you got amic? Yeah, or they just have you know different personalities. They want to like they've been doing this for so long They just they wouldn't make it interesting They set up, you know, why relive all these moments Why'd you do this? Why'd you do that? I mean like you think they deserve that thing you did to me? What were you doing? Such a interesting concept. I don't want to have to fight play Doesn't make me happy A playtale innocence is one of the best games I've played in years and it's nice and dark and scary for spooktober Huge thank-tism to mr. E-man gameplay for the awesome gift was from salad king. I guess they are They bore it up for him Our Cyrus is technically dead is like, yeah, well, yes So I want to ask what is um, yeah, I saw I hope I remember it because I had to Come on I caught up in the cold past it but it was like, what's the thing that NPCs do in games that like ruins your immersion the most Hmm, and I think it might be when they keep repeating the same line over and over again. Yeah, I think so Especially if other NPCs elsewhere have the same line delivered by the same actor in the same way Plus the fact it's audio based is yeah, I think that might be the thing that ruins it for me more than anything else Is Reusing the same fucking audio line over Maybe seeing the same NPC twice like with the exact same clothes and stuff like you would in old grand theft auto games It's like, yeah, yeah, that could do it Now it's not really a problem though, you never really see the same NPC twice unless you play sacrifice Oh boy Oh, yeah, and also people aptly pointing out Zeus was not a good guy either. Yeah very few of it I think that's why I find these mythologies really interesting. It's like, yeah, Odin is not a good person Freya they're all kind of bad people Yeah, they're very uh Like they're jealous and vengeful and all that stuff not I mean christian gods the same way But they don't fuck around with a pretense, you know Uh All the gods have you know are jealous and like one like there's one story apollo There's this guy named marcius, right? And he goes to apollo. He called up to apollo. He says apollo. I am the fucking best Liar player in the whole world. I'm better than you. I can hey apollo. I can be you in a in a contest of uh Liar contest lyre, but is he apollo is the god of music So whoa, that's quite the boast and you don't want to boast in front of the gods They don't often like that no policies. All right. We'll have ourselves a little a little liar contest and if you win marcius I'll give you a statue of gold Before you finish. I just assume it has some horrible ending where he like rips his face or some shit Oh, yeah, marcius loses an apollo plays him alive. Oh Well, I wasn't quite right, but It's a horrible terrible end Yeah, I think um I I always distinctly remember the the the one where um in norse mythology where they needed a wall built around asgard And uh, there's this guy and he's got a horse and he's like, yeah, um, so I can build this in a year And if I build it in a year then I get to marry fray it and they're all like Yeah, whatever and then he actually gets really close to building it in a year and they're like, oh We don't want to uphold this like we don't we really don't want to honor this agreement. Um, and so What happens is they're like, all right, so Loki you're gonna turn into a horse and impregnate Or either get pregnant with or impregnate that guy's horse Um, so that the horse gets lazy And that's exactly what happens and the guy's like, well, no you you you screwed me over here Uh, and they're like lol, whatever, you know deals a deal. You built our wall and you don't get to marry frayer He's like, oh, I'm a frosty and I'm gonna get you and then they just kill him So he built the wall He didn't kill hate for it. The only person who the only person who won here was Loki then Well, yeah, because Loki had a kid. Uh, and I think that was Thor's six-legged horse or something. I think hmm You're getting a super biased vision from god of war. I don't think Fringy's Fucking referencing god of war. I'm talking. No, we're not. We're get dude read Greek mythology. The gods are dicks But at least they're entertaining. Yeah, that was from um, that was from uh, the neil gayman rewriting of the Of like, you know, the retelling of the Norse myths. That's where I got that from Um, I don't think that's from god of war the idea Hmm Let's see. Um, oh, oh as someone said or how Athena turned arachne into a spider for being better at weaving Yeah, the gods are pricks and medusa. Medusa is a victim Yep, definitely victim. I mean she got raped by Poseidon and then Athena turned her into a snake monster for it Well, you know And in one time this one guy he had the unfortunate coincidence of seeing Artemis bathing and she was so upset that a mortal saw her naked that she like She either like killed him or blinded him or something. I think she blinded him And so but she was like well I blinded you but like I feel kind of sorry for it now So I'm gonna like make a constellation or something out of you instead of giving a site back It's like these people are dicks, but they're interesting these stories are bunkers Yeah, but they're great. I think that's why I like so much about uh, Norse mythology compared to other. Well, no Yeah, if you had a show about these gods made them more like Middle ground Not just outright assholes, but more middle ground. I think it could be super interesting Yeah I mean, I'm cool with them being assholes. Um, I guess it's just that uh I think I think what I like about these mythologies more is the fact that they're like The gods are like treated with irreverence only in the sense that they're really powerful not in that you think they're really cool Yeah They're not A lot of them I mean they're interesting, but they're not like people I'd want to hang out with I would want to cat get a beer with I'll piss off Well, he really pissed me off Yes Yeah, fuck you Fringy No, fuck for I'm gonna die again You might be right. Yeah, she's a fucking asshole Yeah, Tyresius blind seer Yeah, it's some I know the name Tyresius. I think that was right But I Turned the guy into a deer and his own hounds killed him. Oh man. That's fucking yeah, these people were shitty Uh, someone asked a question we scroll up. Um When do you feel the idea of it happened because it was destiny is good or bad in a story to explain a possible contrivance It's all way too bad. Damage me. Oh my god. I'm so fucked. I mean client. We agree that it's always bad Yeah, I I will All my positions are tentative, of course, but I'm gonna say that it's always bad 100 percent of the time. Fuck it What is um, I hate destiny I so my questions would just be like there was this book that was written and that's it Nobody knows who wrote it, but everything in it comes true. I'd be like, oh, that's shit um, but if we're talking some kind of The godlike entity of the universe actually steps in to do something in some narrative so it could probably work, I guess To make something happen that they said will happen, but it's any good if they make it happen. I don't know. Yeah Probably some reason for that happened any other way Right it predestination in a sense it it could not have happened So when does it have a used like for anything? I'm fine with stories where people believe in prophecies and destinies um But if it's an actual mechanic of the universe that people that there are prophecies made that must occur in destinies that people Have to do things and there is no possible other way it could have happened. Yeah, fuck that shit. Don't put it in your Well, I mean it worked out I'm just fisting pigs No, yeah, I would have been really pissed if it didn't What's your next boss then? It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. Oh great. It's all hunter fights Yeah, I think I'm I'm not even too far away from the end if I was to focus on just getting to the end All right, boy We said quarterings and the destiny story you flutes. Well, then I don't like that about it What do you mean? I was wondering the destiny story I don't know. Someone said maybe something like the extra lore or something. It doesn't count If that's the case if there is a book that says rags will do Thing and then and then it comes true, but he had every reason to do it for his own person regardless of this like Like I don't care That's kind of starless. I couldn't have done anything else Well, just that you know Darth Vader will bring balance the force meaning he will kill the emperor and rebound It's like see it was written it was destined it was always gonna happen It's like but there are story reasons why it happened. I don't care if it was written in a book Yeah, also the people in the like they don't know what that means It's like that's ambiguous bringing balance to the force However, if Darth Vader was strictly evil the entire time then just randomly kills the emperor And you don't even know why and someone's like, oh, well, it was in the book like what He did it because it was in the book Yeah, no, thanks. That's that's pretty stupid Uh, we can see how do you feel about deus ex machinas and stories and how much does it bother you? It bothers me a lot generally Yeah, not really referenced as a positive Yeah, I would rarely I would never just don't use them. Just that's that's my that's my advice Just don't I'm like you're doing a literal regard from the machine But then it wouldn't be a deus ex machiner in terms of the trope. It would be like Yeah, like literally what deus ex one like one of the endings is Let's see. Um Yeah, don't do destinies About death note. So that's an actual mcmanic An actor though is doing that they're using the power of the book to do something. That's like death note isn't prophecy The death note has rules and then you just use you explore those rules to do what you want I don't think the death note says anything about what will happen Uh, you know, it only says what will happen if you do the same thing Like if you you know how the rules work and this is how it work It said what if the prophecy is not 100 correct, then it's not a prophecy That's a misrepresentation of destiny He didn't do it because it was in the book the book was written because he would do it So now we're talking about fucking seeing the future And and like Whatever it's you got some old dude so into the future that Darth Vader would bring balance to force wrote it in some book or text Past it on to a bunch of people they try to interpret what the hell it even means and through Possibly wanting or not wanting it to happen made it happen But all of it doesn't rely on that some guy saw the future Is is just that's not that's what made it happen is the point if your story supports itself What we're specifically talking about as a flaw is this thing happened because it was written in the book that it would happen That's bad It happened because I said it would And of course if someone brings up death note again, it's like clearly that's not what i'm talking about Uh, let's see, uh, right. What do you think? Well, actually, let me use the little bro in that question How would that even make sense that it's it's like white is creating the things that will happen That's not destiny. That's cause and effect Yeah, but they just I mean this it's a bit disingenuous They're like, ah, but he's writing in a book and you said books like that's clearly not the spirit what i'm saying But all right Yeah, come on What is the next boss you have to fight then? Uh wetness Something I can't remember what her name is mergo I don't think i'm in the name that we would come up with Mergo, yeah I can't get a single fucking good boss fight right now. I'm annoyed Uh, uh Out of vials again laugh at my shadow take but i'm correct I'm assuming this is the people saying that you shouldn't make fun of shadow for you. How do you feel about that? I Will continue make fun of shadow the hedgehog Bring do you understand how racist that is or it would never not be funny He is a black hedgehog In a game where the good guy is a blue hedgehog And he has a grump voice. He's got red streaks as well Shadow troopers black armor red streaks He wears like these cool sneakers that sonic doesn't have the new daleks The black with red lights like oh man cruise control for edge I say with my black avatar with red lights My avatar is edgy Yeah, it's glowing gray What do you think of prophecies that are basically if then propositions so If I go to a restaurant and I prophesy that if I Order a steak from the waiter Then I will receive a steak cooked as I requested That is then delivered within a short span of time. That is not a problem What do you think of if I had a story where I'm like if the hero ever enters the chapel of unforgiven madness He will die and there's some person in there who he cares about that he wants to save and so Like do you think that creates interesting like drama, but then I guess it would be the nature in which he dies would be your Point of contention, right? Like if you just fell over and had a heart attack for like oh, okay But but then I would be like oh is could he never have possibly even succeeded It wasn't he didn't even have a chance because the universe conspired against him. I was like, well, that's fucking lame Like isn't the answers and his heart just stops But like a prophecy has to be like prophecies are very specific and a prophecy has to be It has it has to be specific and it's what it says will happen Um, it can't be ambiguous and open to interpretation It needs to be a specific thing happening. It has to Be such that people cannot work towards its completion And it cannot be a mundane occurrence Buffy does it's funny because now I'm just thinking about Buffy flash angel one that I don't want to talk about that just does it in a way that I really like Yeah Buffy does not a lot With things a thing that you're like, oh, that's not gonna work. It's like they made it work though Yeah, they did want to remain nice and big on that one said I prophesy that america will have a female president Like that's not that's not much of that's not a profitable prophecy. That's like practically inevitable Well, I mean, you know, um, I think there was like a prophecy in the bible of there will be wars and rumors of wars. It's like, well I Um But someone says now prophecies can be vegas fuck. No, they can't that's not a prophecy Well, if it's too vague that it's something that will invariably happen Then it's not it's like a prophecy needs to be specific for me to believe that it's um, that it's actually not just a prediction I guess yeah, it's like I prophesied that you know one day the The tumor you've already you've already fucked up with saying one day like All right. Well, that's vague as fuck. That's not useful Well, like a good prophecy would be like if prior to you know, like a prophecy of You know, uh on on sat thing november 2008 barack obama from illinois will become the president of the united states a prediction from like 1850 It's like wow, that's a really good. That's in it's specific Now the only the only contention I would have with that And if a tiner one to the point of it being a non-issue would be that it is possible when barack obama Like if it's a public prophecy, yeah Because people can actively work towards completing it Yeah, right and of course If it's a private one, how do you prove that it was made before it happened? Yeah, it can't be it has to be specific. It can't be vague. It can't be mundane. It can't be common knowledge You know stuff like that Oh, fuck you stupid. Oh, it has to be falsifiable. That's the thing. It has to be falsified Yeah, that's that's the big one that I forgot It can't be so open-ended that like no one will ever be able to disprove that the prophecy didn't happen This is a conversation on the quality of a prophecy, right? Not I'm I don't even think if it doesn't meet these criteria, then it's basically Yeah, I'd say it's basically a requirement It's the difference between random predictions based on chance and educated guesses and like actual prophecies So the problem is if it's a guess and if it's a really vague guess like again, if I say there will be a war in the future It's like that's not a prophecy like of course there will be and also you didn't say when or why Um, how do I how do I get to the bigger event of prophecy? I don't think so. No, I wouldn't say so What the fuck are these rules for prophecies like I think we're So like that that that word should have weight to it Yeah, because if it doesn't it doesn't mean anything because we have things like prediction educated guess You know in inference guesstimate So yeah So by that logic you will inevitably have a green president. No, that doesn't make any sense Half the people half the people in the world more than half the people in the world are women There are no green people. Yeah, if they if you made the guess that there would be a woman president It's like it's inevitable Fragg's definitions of prophecies is such that prophecies can't exist. No, they can they don't But they can like during prophecies don't exist in the real world God this boss sucks Uh, let's see. Here's a conditional prophecy if akili if akili's fights in the trojan war He'll die soon and as a hero if he doesn't he'll probably just He just probably tries to avoid the fight, but then he gets that's All right, so that's that's not too bad. You climb the ice because it's falsifiable After the fact. Hey, whatever. It is not it's not Wait, is it no that isn't No, that's a terrible prophecy if he doesn't he'll die old and unknown So how do you know that it came true if he dies old and unknown? Yeah, yeah, that's a terrible prophecy. Yeah, he shouldn't have that last bit ruins it Um, um, isn't this supposed to be a big also people can work towards protecting akili's if he doesn't You know go to war. Oh, what the oh what the dickens? And But yeah, my my criteria for a prophecy are very very high because a prophecy should be held to an extremely high standard Otherwise, it's just a guess Yeah rags his definition of a prophecy isn't really what prophecies are All right, let's see what the definition of a prophecy is I'm just curious what the definition is a predict. It's it's a prediction is all A prediction of what will happen in the future. Yeah, that's definitely not the definition I'll be using the wikipedia definition is a prophecy is a message that is claimed by a prophet to have been communicated to them by a deity Such messages typically involve inspiration interpretation of revelation and divine will concern the social world and events to come Yeah, so those don't happen So, yeah, I don't well that's that's the thing is like a prophecy can't be real by that definition Well, yeah, but in a fictional world they can be yeah, yeah And those are my criteria for If it's a thing if it's actual prophecy People seem to have low standards for prophecies I love Anakin Skywalker being the chosen one is bad then I can agree on that I don't like chosen one things like ever kind of um And it's it's vague too. It's not as bad as if you're the chosen one to do some Thing like it's just like the prophecy It's prophesied that the son of the king Uh born if you know if the the son of the king born under the full moon in the month of february He will achieve You know something You know cat you know because of him a great change in the kingdom will occur It's like it's still not a great prophecy because if you're the king It's really easy for you to make great change in your country Right, but it's not like the worst attempt at a prophecy, you know Not a slight me cool There was an elevator. I jumped on to it assuming it was there, but it was just a hole in the ground Oh, that was a cool combo you guys just did good stuff proud of you I'm not getting any stagger cool. Yeah, fuck you. No, all my blood bullets are gone. My fire pepper is gone. This was fucking bullshit He's on the one reborn, which is just a gloopy mass on the floor He shoots you he can shoot you in the thing you can shoot you upstairs downstairs When you go there, he just flops around with all his fucking 5 million legs Then he has a stupid huge ass aoe attack Mm-hmm. I was like fucking hell And then he's like tanky as shit I don't I know I'm out of Imagine listening to some guys on the internet about the nature of prophecies and not like I don't know a scholar or theologian Why the fuck do you have to be a scholar of theologian do that? The hell scholars and especially a lot of fucking theologians I've heard from or yeah, I don't I don't We're not allowed to have a perspective on this because we're not scholars or theologians really we can't have thoughts on the pretty basic like Like human concepts Are you kidding me? All right, does the prophecy need divine inspiration? No, I don't I don't really care. I don't care where the source. That's the Wikipedia definition Yeah, like I don't I don't personally think that the source of the prophecy matters at all We're just talking about the prophecy. It's why I guess it's because the idea is like a prophecy in IRL world is religious It's like divine Or divinely inspired or something that's like part of it. But when we talk about prophecies and story We're not talking about that we're talking about just because of course the rules in your fantasy universe can be whatever you want them to be Someone says like um someone says is parishes to live then Troy shall fall like that's a really shitty prophecy Yeah, it's not because Paris can live or die Troy Troy is gonna either, you know Exist or be conquered You know, it's just that's it's a really really loose Hmm, you know kind of you know kind of prophecies Oh, wow, I think I'm finally starting to figure out what I'm supposed to be doing Well, there was an iron gate here, but the prophecy was in reference to someone else rather than the protagonist that it can Still be entertaining to work with. I mean, I'm sure it could it could be entertaining. Yeah, this wasn't I still wouldn't like That's where I wanted to take the question next so if You know Fucking mando whatever all characters are doing what they do and then some seven bearded guy is like yo Mando if you go back to mandalore, you'll never uh, you'll never leave and then he's like um Okay Like and and and you know depending on different variations It can just be something for the character to think about I guess It doesn't have to have to come from any way specific or That just great great I remember this being fun Um, yeah, we don't know who came up with it or wrote it or how they achieved that knowledge It's just something of a risk that's applied from some random source And it may or may not be true that sort of thing Very very much arbitrary for our character, but it's something that you can maybe think about. I don't know You can add the level of stress Um, what does atheism have to do with this? Like Rags your bias is showing prophecies can be intentionally vague. Yeah. Well, that's not very impressive Yeah, I mean if it's really specific, it would be a lot more helpful Uh, that's like if a prophecy is meant to be useful in any way then the more specific it can be the better Um Is that What's what is the atheism got to do with this? Prophecies have always been vague. Well, that's fucking convenient, isn't it? Well, yeah, isn't that the whole meme with nostradamus? It's that he was wrong about a shit ton and the ones he was right about a lot of them are very vague Oh, shit. Here we go again. It's a good prophecy rags. It's falsified exactly I think that um, I think that a prophecy has to be falsifiable. Well, yeah, because otherwise it's like What are we doing here? You know, I think all the things that you believe should be falsifiable Uh, yeah Yeah, I think so Um, let's see What do you think about the ragnarok prophecy from north smith? I'm not familiar enough with it Uh, I think the ragnarok philosophy is it will happen and like Thor, Odin and Freyja and stuff will all die I think that's what it is Oh It will happen. Uh, no at some point Oh Maybe it does have a date and I'm just not familiar enough with it though. That's a thing. Um, like I said my most mythology info is pretty low because like Oh, the frenzy do I do. It's yeah, they overdosing on fun It's just too much. They're just so much fun. They grab you and they apply the fun away The thing that knocks out like 70 percent of your health while taking health off you and reapplying it. Oh I think we got that vicar thing orgasms are fun The giant dog lady Hey, that's bitch to you. Okay Yeah, this one is a nightmare, isn't it in terms of frame rate and like Not being able to see it in there Frank get in there and nuzzle her food Oh, I'm not I'm barely even doing that much damage Look at all this fur. I can't see it. I wish I could fight Amelia right now Why is this preferable to where you are now? All right, I'm just farming things again because I'm out of things Is there any reason why vicar Amelia was a dog? I'm sure it's in the lore you racist The very ambiguous war Oh for you Uh criticizing the bojack universe is like criticizing a dream. You're not supposed to make sense of it Oh Oh, well, I guess we can all close the channels that that exists now Everything's just just wow, man. Just fucking wow. It's a dream universe. Is it What what I got a jail free card for the bojack is a dream universe. You shouldn't criticize it. All right Yeah, I agree Everything is so fucking tanky here All right, we're talking about a literary device and you're discussing it as if it's a real world thing You know like most of the people on the planet think prophecies actually exist. Yeah, most people do Like more than half. Also, why would it however if we're talking about a literary device? I still don't like them I thought that's what the context was supposed to be Well, yeah, and plus it it's like the chosen one thing is like the they I'm fine. People can believe it in the fictional universe. I have no issue with that whether or not Real is a different thing. Yeah, whether it's real in that universe I don't I don't think you should have them be real And if you have people who like it's like when people see the future, right? And it's just a potential future that they see with their future vision powers. That's not a prophecy Right because people can work to change it And also the only reason we brought up the real world thing is because I was looking for a definition And the definition of prophecy is much more like religious in its connotations Then when we're talking about it as a literary vice Yeah, I I don't like them. You could write them in a way that's interesting sure But and I'm fine with the idea of prophecies being very vague Of almost like a Then I'm certainly fine with the idea that a prophecy is, you know open-ended and we don't know if it was You know that that's uh so Just avoid it avoid destiny avoid chosen one avoid predestination You know have characters feel like they have agency and that they could have failed if they did things differently Or they could have even done things differently at all This comes back to what we said at the beginning Which is as long as it's not they did it because it was in the book rather they did it because There's plenty of reasons for them to do it. Yeah, and then it just also was in the book. I can upgrade again now I don't think I'm beating Victor or me. Oh, yeah I'm making some progress. I am happy. It'd be nice if I could see what was happening But you just spent ages talking about the vague ones being crap. Yeah, they are You're gonna have one have it be vague I'd rather have a crappy prophecy than prophecies actually being true in that world They're a ladder I guess I like that There's a difference in how we would want a prophecy to be in like the real world versus in a story What will work best in the real world? It should be very specific if you want me to believe it but in a you know In a story it can be whatever right Whatever Fuck me this guy I like that you cherry pick what part of my comments you want to respond to so is quote No man can kill me from Lord of the Rings Or quote no man born of a woman shall kill you Macbeth bad Vague but still true. I don't even know that we don't know if you're true because it's a prophecy or not I've never looked at Lord of the Rings and thought good thing. She was a girl. Otherwise, which king never would have been defeated I've never looked at it that way. Oh great Yeah, like like Mary. He wasn't a chick. He was a man. He hit him for sure. Yeah, and yeah, I heard him I picture that if Aragorn was to stab him in his face, he would still die It's just a really cool fucking thing to attach to yourself to scare people. No man can kill me Yeah And if if they're referring to like the race of men Well, Mary's not of the race of men Still fuck them up and set her up for the kill shot And if it's talking about being a woman He's like, well, Mary isn't a woman. I just thought it was a it was a neat line. I am no man Yeah, yeah, it's a cool line. It's uh, it's it's girls get it done except not cringy as fuck I almost feel like like like I I always took that as a when just being like Delivering a great line Yeah, and that was he's almost being like snarky before the kill shot Yeah, he's so full of power and hubris and he thinks so highly of himself for good reason He's like no man could kill me And she's like, yeah, I'm I'm like I am no man I understand you guys have a very literal way of looking at stories, but there are other ways. Well, what do you mean? I mean, I live in a literal But like, yeah Also, how do I think how do I um apply a fucking Wait, I'm probably gonna be able to figure it out. How do I do it with the hobbit money? Still agree anyone could stab them. Yeah, I yeah, I did cover that but yeah, you're right A very literal way of looking at things. I just like that as a criticism left You need to use the left side of your touchscreen, uh, your touch thingy on the controller. Thank you mutlo I keep getting quick silver balls, but I need blood vials I just need to have like a good fight or not next get the fucking blood vials Also, what's the shortcut? I think was that's why some said the witch king thought he couldn't be beaten by mortal men And he was kind of right. No, no, he was he was fucking defeated by iron core to the first movie paste Aragorn fucked him up You guys need to remember what happens in these films like if If if the witch king had fallen over and he set himself on fire and Aragorn just hacked away at his corpse Pretty sure he's gonna die just as much as he would have died if anyone, you know kills him as well I don't I didn't realize people took it literally that like Someone cast a spell on the witch king of angma that no man could kill him. Therefore. It has to be a woman That's weird, but okay. Yeah, like shit cast in that spell more often Hell yes So just wait for him to eventually win I guess they could like subdue him like put him in a pit or something You can't kill me because like all right, you're gonna live forever in that pit Holy mother god, how long does it take to kill this thing? That takes a while has a lot of health. I guess I'll read some super chats I'm acting like you have like all the time in the world right now Who would win a full-scale war the all branches of the u.s. Forces or bowser's army The book literally says the blade marry you so we're going by the book not the movie The book literally says the blade marry uses breaks the spells making the witch king mortal again Okay, right so the prophecy was wrong I don't know what to make of that It's not even a prophecy. It's just him saying that no mortal man. He's like no man can kill me So was it the blade that mary used or was it? The fact that he hit him in a particular place I guess mary used an enchanted sword that broke the spell Like by the way, um all of the swords in the world actually have a spell that destroys the spell on me That makes me invulnerable Oh, you're taking things too literally right Actually, um the u.s. versus bowser's army It really depends on if we count every single thing ever that was in bowser's armies across all the games Well, yeah, but he said the entirety of the u.s. Army. So I guess so the army the air force the uh, navy How's the house like Like we're talking a shit ton of enemies to deal with and it's not that the american army couldn't deal with it, but Some hard ones to deal with in there. Remember that there's like that's millions I mean, it's one of the things that I think about with like avengers movies I feel like the u.s. Army could have done better against thaners than the avengers um I agree with that actually Yeah, certainly his ship. They would have fucking knock his ship out of the sky McConda versus the u.s. Army. It's like yeah, the u.s. Army wins. It has superior tactics It doesn't matter that they have superior It's like general ship. It's said in monowakba too. Yeah matters who's got the biggest stick But it matters the hell of a lot more swing in it. It's like yep. I agree with that We got some interesting comments here. We've got a do you like pubic air rags? Uh in moderation Uh, I like it. I do like someone trimmed or smooth versus Should I shut up? I want to go now Rags, so now you agree that the lord of the rings books and movies are different stories Yeah, when the Why do people keep doing this? This is a person the other day. It was like, oh rags cron complained Yeah, one of the rings of the book is different from lord of the rings of the film When did you ever say Hey Rags would like to see a show where mortal characters have to face Extremely powerful sorcerers mages being underpowered annoys me like in the witcher three. Let me stop you right there Mages in the witcher three are not underpowered They can like fucking teleport and fucking cast fireballs and shit They're glad like I think mages should be glass cannons. Yep I think Really powerful, but you shoot it with one bullet and that's it as opposed to captain mom We're really powerful, but also impervious to headbunk from a guy with all six. I like that you call it it He's a plank so Yeah, mages can cast extremely powerful spells like kings in the witcher new to keep mages around Because of how powerful they were and all the things that they could do that Normal people Uh like an aragon right so an aragon has is one of the best magic systems I've ever read don't They they get they start getting bad quick after the first book, but Like a mage is it's like the ultimate glass cannon Where they they have to pull energy from things around them Either other living creatures or the planets or whatever And they could very accidentally kill they they could accidentally kill themselves if the magic words they use or the thought they use Accidentally falters and they accidentally target themselves aren't specific enough about the spell and you have whole armies that are designed to Protect mages in battle so the mages can cast the spells because a single arrow could kill a mage because they're a person Right and very in step of that nature, but yeah, I like the idea that mages are Glass cannons they're just as frail and they have normal bodies and if they get stabbed or Cut in half or they fall off a great distance Kills them, but they're capable of you know, very powerful things How long have you been hitting that big thing mola since I said wow I deal like Bailey damage I don't know how long ago that was it's a it's a long wheeled away, you know And someone mentioned that the us army would have any trouble because a fucking fat dude jumps on them and bowser's armies defeated Are we taking into account the people behind these armies or are we taking into account just the power of these armies against each other? um I feel like well if you say the entire us army you are factoring in the numbers Oh, I just want to mention that like bowser has magic on his team and if he's smart we could probably do some real damage to america Are you thinking of when you think about magic that bowser would use against the us army? Just any and all of the crazy magical shit that happens I mean all all typical cartoon shit like um, let me have like portals or uh, maybe Maybe I need help figuring this out magic. This is nukes Yeah, the nukes are gonna do good. I agree Yeah, if they could avoid it that would be like a they last possible. Oh, yeah. Carmack is just a wizard, right? Well, if mario can beat him, I mean wait, wait, wait, but I just said that like we're not including how stupid they're handled We're just looking at power levels Oh, okay. Um I'm not familiar enough with all of bowser's magical capabilities, honestly This is all I would put my money on the us army probably I just wonder if that kind of Grows a bit of a curveball. That's all Well, I feel like that's always that I I kind of get annoyed with how Incompetently armies are portrayed in films because again you look at the marvel universe. It's like Yeah, I feel like some fighter jets and some and and like a few tanks are going to do better against danos's army than a bunch of people with spears Um, it's because you're running into a battle field. Well, do you remember how poor the defense is um in infinity war? Yeah, what kind of we go wiped out even though they have all that technology because the the brain's behind it Well, brain dead. Well, that's the problem is the tech like they have they have technology that they use very poorly Um, because yeah, vibranium is really strong But it doesn't matter if you're turning it into spears and doing full frontal assaults with like actual melee combat Anybody with a gun is gonna do better than against you than you would against them That's what I mean like if the u.s. Army It's part of because avengers the argument is oh, well, they're gonna get out very and also they had flying vehicles So that does make it harder for a fighter jet to fight against them highly maneuverable Oh, but they don't bank very well as that And also predator drones like again, we underestimate the capacity of any modern army Do you ever wonder how it would be fought like is bowser's base on the moon or some shit? I don't know Maybe yeah, like There's a big portal in the middle of america that leads the mushroom kingdom or something Yeah I will be back in about one minute. Excellent. All right Let's see someone says um The nosgull are established in the film to be immortal. So that's not true One of them dies Yeah, yeah, they're all dead at the end. Well, yeah, I was gonna say they're all dead by the end. Yeah So, yeah, that's not true at all. So not a strong start Erichorn says neither living nor dead doesn't mean you're immortal Gollum says no. No, you cannot kill them. That's gollum's account. Gollum could be incorrect And Also cannot can refer to like don't fucking try it Yeah, yeah, he could like this specifically he could be talking to the person. No, no, you cannot kill them Uh, also gollum lies. I don't know if you guys are, you know, he's not the most trustworthy source And gandalf says the one they say no living man can kill. Oh the one they say no living man can kill They say no one will they say, you know, he's like, oh, yes, babe roof The one they say whose record will never be broken is like, yeah, they say a lot of things So that's an account I need to I think it's the bolt modifier I've got on this thing. I need to change it I'm related, but what do you think of naturally gifted and powerful protagonists that have to learn to master the spell and deal with the consequences of their own abilities? Yeah, I like the Unifer stands in front of under the charging calorie and easily kill Yeah, yeah with yeah witches and mages are very powerful and The witcher universe. Who is the guy from the second? Um Oh is he had that like a he had like a super evil name Uh, witcher to mages Um His because his name was like he had like a super evil name death mold Wow, it is an evil name. His name is yeah, his name is death mold Okay, if you stop stop stop stop I'm around those points and get some echoes and blood vials Well, I get just bored drunk, I guess I am going to continue drinking two monto That was a dance I'm like actually upset how how fucked I got quite a fuck Oh, there's nothing to see I'm just running around running around in the big mosh I just said I'm just upset how early everyone got fucked and that was not really a race anymore Oh, well for me, it hasn't been a race for a good long while What piece of media do you think does world building the best in terms of unique location? Rules and how everyone reacts to the world around them. They're saying movie Uh piece of media I feel like mass effects got to be really high up. I think it's pretty high. Um I'm gonna say halo. Halo's got some real tight world building too. Especially if we go by book halos Um, oh The witcher seemed pretty good now that we're actually kind of on it like the mages and everything like whenever you go places They do seem to be That's some that come to mind Yeah Dude mel maybe I didn't even do the dark shit once Really not once I'll just put people in mind. Yeah, because what what do you need right now? It's like a cool advantage for a boss But that's totally hard I've never seen that happen It's like the most annoying part normally. Maybe it's because I electrocuted her Oh, no Nice later tonight, man Yes, um Fall of reach top tier Yeah, so fall of reach the flood and first strike are great. The flood's my favorite of the three But they're very very good in terms of their world building And establishing tone and stakes and creating rules Very very excellent and um If you're looking for if you're looking for like a halo book that's more recent because those are the old ones of like There aren't of the new ones. There aren't many I'd recommend but shadow of intent by joseph stateon I really like that one and it's real short. It will only take you a couple hours to read That one is following the ship master. Do you remember the really cool ship master from halo two and three with the missing mandible? Yeah Yeah, mainly sensors on him. I've always found him to be a really cool character. Yeah, he's pretty neat He has he doesn't get a lot of you know, we don't get that much time with him, but he's he's pretty he's really memorable He has a lot of great lines We shall cut into the heart of this infestation retrieve the icon and burn any flood that stand in our way And then all the flood the covenant elect are like they always do Rattas badam Rattas badam, that's his name. Yeah I think in the books he was artos vote of may um, that sounds about right um because his His name might be different people and it's just a coincidence, but I think artos We don't know if he died. I don't think we know if he dies in the flood But he was specifically sent to kill man. Oh, no, no Rattas. Vodam the ship master is introduced in halo two Uh, and he's definitely alive by the end. Oh, oh, I was I was okay. Well, then it's a different character Let me double check. I'll be back you double check. Let me check here I think or is that I might be confusing him with the protagonist though and so in the halo graphic novel There's a really cool. Uh, one of the really cool, um comics in there is the The last voyage of the infinite sucker, which is the infinite sucker is a ship. Oh, um s u c c o r And I think artos vote of may he might be the protagonist of that one And I'm not Let me let me double check the halo wiki just to uh, yeah do that because I might be Mistaking them. Yeah. So Rattas Vadam is um Formerly bad of me. Okay Oh, okay. His name changed. Okay. Nick named the half jaw following the wasps two mandibles, but he's definitely still alive Yeah, he is. Yeah So so I guess because yeah in the books Our toast as he's voted may In the flood He was an elite who was sent to go kill um The master chief he obviously fails at that and He exits the story in like we don't know what happens to him. I think he falls down like a big um Like a big like a like a Oh that can poison elevator shaft or something like he falls and we don't know what happens to him Uh, and he gets all fucked up, but we never we never know if he escapes or dies Uh, and I think he had a buddy with him like a uh one. He had a grunt with him uh And they paled around but Yeah, I think they might have been the one So yeah that explains that yeah if his name changed then well funnily enough his name in uh in halo two was just speck ops commander I actually gave him a name But yeah, he's he's a cool. He is one of my favorite characters from the halo series Yeah, I mean when we first see him at the beginning of uh halo two we'll talk with the arbiter. You're like, yeah, this the guy is There's so many good lines, um That armor suits Guys, where's where's the pastor monster? Like the I know where it is, but which what is it called the place where I got the um The gesture to talk to the giant brain eye thing I can't remember what place that's called I just need to get there because I can fight the army of weird things and then the pastor monster Dude bro culture has kind of infected a lot of this sort of stuff But halo, there's a lot of really good stuff I think halo two was a really I mean it has a lot to say like it is a criticism of like staunch zealous fanaticism to a religion Like that's that is what that game is critical of And how easily people are let arrive when it's like the promise of going to heaven. You just do these things Um, how easily people can be swept up in a lie Halo two has a lot to say. Thank you chat Kind of steps back on a lot of that Damn, um Partly because people told them that they weren't interested in that like oh, I don't care about arbiter It's like man yeah I always I always really was interested in the arbiter and the elites and yeah, so as I have he isn't good at doing elite voices I could try harder, but I I like you were trying I wasn't even trying I wasn't even trying damn straight. I just hear fringy. Could you just sound like Keith fucking david for a while? I guess you just go ahead and do that man. That's that keep david's god. Can you accelerate your life for us? I need to be I think that's the problem is I need to be I feel like once I'm older like once I'm in my 40s It's just gonna happen Like that my voice might get a little bit deeper than it already is And you can finally start playing those cool black guy roles that people get Like the Keith david type to get that ek marty guy who's like walking halo five years Oh When you're talking about rags died during halo ce he's the elite in the elevator in the final up. No, I'm talking about in the book In the book um Let's see It's the aragorn The same guy who's saying some again He said aragorn stabs them then I was calling burns one arwin drowns them three characters in all three movies Tell the audience they are either immortal or can't be killed Well, you say that that thing gets sentenced if your references were the ones from before those have been discarded because they're not accurate Um, he says then they just die from being stabbed. So you don't just die from being stabbed Especially if it's in your face That's kind of the way you stabbed. Yeah, you stabbed with the face. I mean it clearly is enough to kill one All right, right the rags the elite you're talking about is both Yeah, well, we've already so how can he be alive in halo two if All right, or is the elite in the or is the elite in the book supposed to be the story of the elite that you see in the game and The protagonist of the last voyage of the infinite sucker and The ship master those are the same characters. Well, because he is the ship. I might see it That's the thing which didn't know to claim me you were streaming. So if mr. Subjad mode the race That's fine. It's not a race anymore Hey, it's not over yet For some reason this vika when he has no confidence to catch up now I'm really annoyed this vika did like an anime blast where it hit the ground And then the blast came two seconds later and killed me. So the anime bias is showing I'm thinking of zuka's mma. That's it. I'm confusing him with zuka's mma. Okay. Uh, I can see Yeah, I'm confusing the one with the graphic novel And that clears everything up. Yes It's simple as an echo as a wand and I want just to stack up a blood bile so I could try to stupid shitty boss again So this is now the set now and someone else is the elite talking about both. Yeah, I think the that's the The confusion there that got resolved, but uh, yeah There you go That's the best off monarch I fucking hate when enemies don't die and they have like one hp left I don't know why this happens in souls games. So fucking okay This is really like rags. You have This guy's still going. He says you have smeagle say you can't kill them. Why would he lie? Okay This is insane poisoning of the well against poor smeagle smeagle is known smeagle is known to lie However, he could be lying To preserve his best interest to keep whoever he's with who would you say that to he probably says it to the hobbits froto and sam Which case it would be accurate. He'd say no, you can't kill them Also, if they go and try to kill them then they'll lose the ring to them and golem can't get it back Golem could also not be lying. He could be telling what he thinks is the truth If they say they can't be killed and golem hears all these stories and sees how powerful they are It is it's not crazy to think that golem believes that they're actually immortal and can't be killed And so he's reporting the truth as he sees it. That's not a lie I'm yeah, I'm very thrown by this whole like golem scholar of the fucking ringwraiths He says it implies that golem has seen an instance that they should have died but didn't know it doesn't at all All the up it is it seems to be knowledge amongst a lot of people that the ringwraiths cannot be killed Golem picks up this info like everyone else and it's reasonable to believe that he believes that that's what the story is that goes around It doesn't mean he has to and it doesn't imply That he has personally seen an instance of one of the ringwraiths In aragorn and gandalf are reputable characters However, as even a quote that you gave from gandalf says They say that they can't be killed Yeah They say whoever they are the ambiguous really it's golem You heard it from golem I'm sorry. I just had a love with the idea that gandalf's sitting there with golem and goes like they can't be killed And gals like oh my god really that's fucked up He says no sam says I thought they were dead. He was not implying he wanted to kill them So that doesn't change anything. I don't know why he even brought this up Why waste the effort that doesn't change anything about what I said If sam says I thought they were dead and golem says no no, they can't be killed That doesn't That doesn't counter me saying what I believe is the truth that golem doesn't think they can be killed Like the witch king doesn't think he can be killed Also killed is complicated to help says no man can kill me and he gets killed Yeah Like fucking hell Stop this is embarrassing But rags, don't you see it's true that no man can kill something she had a vagina So I said rags out of curiosity. Why was the flood your favorite of the original three novels I think it had a connection to the game that I really enjoyed It fleshed out a lot of what the marines were doing during the time of the flood like During the game halo, which is what the flood is. It's basically halo the video game It flushes out a lot of what the marines were going through What they were doing you don't see a lot in uh in how yeah, yeah, you're off kind of on the bigger adventure Yeah, so I go to st Kind of yeah, absolutely It does a lot to establish the worlds and in the care and there's a lot of marine characters and how they deal with The situation and what they're doing and how they make it through Rags, I'm about to fight the pasta monster and this is the one the most notably affects the frame rate. So Oh boy, let's take a look. I'm carry on what you're doing But yeah, it's in the background and hopefully I can beat it first try, but you never know with these things No don't I just died twice to the goopy enemies. So nothing's really in stone I'll stone you. No way. That sounds wrong. I'm not stoned. I actually don't remember Are you doing an optional boss even? I'm well, I only got german left now. Uh, if I wanted to finish the game Yeah It's Arwen but they all show back up. So like a human could survive that We I think at this point it's just gonna get lost in terms of like, what does it mean for a Nazgul to permanently be destroyed? Um, and is that what we're calling kill? Or are we calling it? We have to Like being dissipated We have to establish if the characters What they believe is true versus what is actually true about the world Because it's reasonable for people to have it's reasonable for even gandoff to not fully understand the total mechanics of ring rates living in You're right. I want you to know that this is a boss who looked one okay I'm watching Every at us daughter of the cosmos. Yeah, that's a good soul's name. You looked right through to the asshole of the boss That's too big Just don't lock on see Uh, what do those fucking snipers are from the most triggering motherfuckers in this game. They're so fucking accurate Same I understand about as much of this boss as you do right now I you actually hear Whatever they are There's a strange odd form This is called gameplay. Have you ever seen a bigger one? Oh, I guess I won But you were standing and I think it deals like are we damaged like crazy? Well, I'm confused. We did it everyone. I should look at my fucking screen. I'm fucking long I'm not looking at my screen either. I'm too enthralled by this terrible boss. That's the past a monster Mac, hey rags. Why is the flood the best way for god to die on my way to the boss? It's not it's really fucking dumb and evil Um, they literally got also it didn't work They literally got killed in the second age and got resurrected to waste health So your sentence is literally Your sentence verbatim starts out. They literally got killed in the second day Also Jesus molly, you just beat one of the hardest bosses like nothing. I disagree I'd have never known that in Brutus to be like one of the hardest bosses of the game I don't know about that If your argument that the ring the mouse go can't be killed begins with the four words. They literally got killed Oh, cool. Thanks boss. Yeah, rags. We need to have a talk about definitions at that point, right? Because it's like they can't be killed other than when they were killed. You're like, uh What is embarrassing is how little rags knows of the lore the wraiths are immortal as long as sarin reigns So They're not immortal Guys like just don't the more you talk the worse it gets just stop. I mean that is the i'm for free speech, but It's like you guys know i'm immortal provided my body doesn't get damaged too much I've provided the passage of time doesn't occur It's like Yeah, as long as Um Ranks said he read the halo novels the coal protocol coal protocol and contact harvest. I did not I have no I heard the coal protocol was good. I hear contact harvest is good Oh cool I get knocked down the goop flies on my face while I get up and I almost die. It's Loveless boss was really good, but I'll get up again. Uh, let's see Literally hasn't figuratively rags god. No No, no, I use literally correctly. I I quoted him verbatim Verbatim meaning word for word literally Uh-oh master. I meant you literally say But if I say I'm literally doing something figuratively, that's not the same Um, all right How do I get the To the bonus place chat. It's up to you to guide me to whatever that boss is The dlc not the dlc one the the boss's name the one on the rooftop. Oh, no All right, we've got a we've got another attempt here glorfindel The gathering clerk said do not pursue him. He will not return to this land Far off yet is his doom and not by the hand of man will he fall? But we see him fall by the hand of man and return the king So Cainhurst that's the one Um, I got angry and then I then I had to cough and it was really annoying I got stupid fucking boss that's Uped me out of nowhere and was really good attempts. I sort of Oh, you know what? Fuck it. I want to do the middle and moller Metal moller may be fringy. Um, yes, what is your favorite shadow of the colossus boss? I'm playing shadow of the colossus. Um, I don't know the names, but Number three and the flying one and the one in the desert is my number one They're like my favorites and then the the desert one the desert one blows me away in terms of just scale and the experience Yeah, that was pretty cool. The mechanics themselves aren't even hugely impressive It's just the the experience of battling this enormous creature in the desert while it I don't know how to explain that I have to play it again to be better at it, but I love that one Uh The flying one in the desert The flying one in the desert. Okay. Yeah, that one is really cool. I agree. That's probably one of my favorites as well That's the um That he says number three is his favorite. So there you go. There's something good about it Which one was that again like uh describe it I guess Uh three is the one with the it has to hit the ground and break its arm and then you can climb up it Oh the one on the on the thing you have to climb. Yeah Oh, what the what the you just got grabbed by some giant monster thing. Oh, yeah Well, that's that's dlc entry. Yeah So if I can beat all the dlc bosses and then I have to beat cainhurst boss then amygdala and then I can beat Uh, I guess What's his name? garrom german garrom So like I'm not even close. I'm like several More than several hours away The fucking next boss I have is mikolash, right? Just Massively ahead Like I think that one used to be ahead, right? Metal was winning at one point. Yeah, not anymore. Oh And the shadows of yarnum just absolutely raped me and then it was over. Yeah, so Like I haven't had a single good boss attempt since then I've only beaten three bosses so far. Um How is it that all the main bosses are fucking garbage in this game? I I did say this I know I just reminded myself Well playing this like man So bad Look at this. He's flopping around dropping good from the air that I get barely see like Fucking fantastic boss Yes, demos. I agree. Like can you stop flopping around? I need to attack you at that point Like fucking hell I like it when bad guys attack each other. It's neat Oh my god, that guy went to town. Thanks for the souls. Bye What what even damaged me here? Like what did I don't even know Let's see uh regs favorite battlefield game, uh four followed by bad company two and then One and then three. Oh, okay Yeah, um, I think that I think that battlefield three is problems So if battlefield three didn't have this is purely subjective um If battlefield three didn't have the fucking m16 a3 in it I would probably have put it above battlefield one But it is clearly the best weapon and everybody fucking used it and it was all the people you do is fucking Um, it wasn't but I just I can only see battlefield three is a worse version of battlefield four Um in battlefield one for all of its problems and it has him It is like interesting enough and unique enough amongst the battlefield games in terms of its damage models and the gadgets and things that I just really There was no fucking Fringy delights at your pain this game this game is testing me right now Telling you man if someone passionately. Yeah, well, how about they fucking Tell me that by showing the fucking puke on the whole fucking marina That might be helpful fucking hell Let us address this so what gloar this is going back to the the nascar thing. Um, what glorfindel said is the And as I understood it Mary was able to hurt the witch king because he is not of the race of men And aowyn could because she is a woman and not a man So when you say so man Can't be used both ways. You have to pick one. Yeah Um, if if man means the race of men Which makes more sense mary can hurt it If it means a woman mary can still hurt it It just makes sense to me that when it's like the man, I know man It's just it's not like that it needed to be a literal male like yeah, it's like I So is it so is the issue here? Is it supposed to be that no man can kill me? And it's supposed to mean one thing for mary and a different thing for aowyn Like that's you know the whole idea is they were once men they died with the rings on and they become wraiths under sarron's control Um, I'm willing to believe that they could like regenerate after being defeated over a certain amount of time or whatever Because there's some they're like ghouls as long as sarron exists This is just clarifying what killed means Oh Uh Seek for the sword that was broken In amla duris it dwells. There shall be councils taken stronger than mortal spells. All right Let's see That's so so this is the exact reasoning toll can use. It's like, okay, so they're not immortal Yeah, I agree that they aren't immortal. Well, they died. So yeah, we see him die Okay It's made pretty clear in the books. They have situational immortality though. Um situational immortality So we have situations Like I have situational immortality at this very moment. I'm not dying. I'm not dying. I'm not dying If the right things happen, you could though Like yeah Let's see if the if the idea is why is right? I have it was a long time ago. I don't I don't remember the like specific lines About one aspect of one thing relating to one thing Like if because if because I could I've got him behind me. I've got the books behind me asshole I can open it up and read some random line And you wouldn't remember it You know how big these it's it's fairly hefty books. See you light a vicar buy Yeah, disintegrate into dust. Oh Back to the great or fucking corpse parts and then he crushed with his hand And then he does it again, and I just want to fucking die. That boss is raping you. Okay continue rex I just had to get this out. That's all right. No no vent. Get it out. Yeah, get out of your system. Yeah um, but yeah if I if I Like situational immortality you mean that under certain conditions. There is not anything that could hurt you like possibly Okay, I guess like I yeah, I can follow you there It is just it is a funny pairing of words, but I see what you mean I I do see what you're getting at there nail and chat like are you only just being a failure? Okay, now your age boss is behind mullet. Oh sweet I was like, oh, yeah, I read these books. Oh, right. I need you to go and there's so much shit in those books to remember Oh, rags is talking about he had these words books like yeah, I have I don't remember all of it It's a there's a shit ton in the books. That's happening. Those things are dense It's not like I read it yesterday. Oh, yeah, well, I was like, oh, yeah, well, I remembered it It's like, okay. Well, that doesn't mean anything. Well, I mean, they're not like enormous books, but they're they're big books Yeah, there's they're dense. That's the thing Going on and a lot being said it's worth clarifying Finally Piece of shit immortality son of a bitch in this context. Yes cockballs balls like blood reborn. All right Uh immortality in this context is clearly being used for like capacity to be killed rather than Can uh ageless or can live forever as long as yeah, nobody kills them because that doesn't make sense with the prefix of Temporarily, yeah, and this doesn't apply to the Nazgul nobody said like oh if you leave them alone They live forever, but if you stab them in the face, then they'll die Thus immortal like the implication is that they are unkillable unless it's very specific circumstance while I was under the impression that arrogant. Don't you hit me again? Okay I like the azzledon reaction to what I just said grandmother. It's fantastic. It's like we've known each other for a while Wait, which one of you? Oh and also like The whole point of this is just is is that they're not immortal. They get killed It happens. We see it So like it's done. It's settled. It's over. It's not true Oh, you're fucked up. Do some junk drags us the weirdest definition of immortality what it's I don't even how also how to find it from everyone else's Told you guys I'm the fucking lightning rod For an easy boss to make a lash Hey, there's a lot of skills to die like honey does okay All I need to do is to catch up to moller and then beat all the dlc boss before he does like it's easy, right? Well, I'm about to do Ludwig so I could be here forever now Oh, yeah, his first face is uh Is ass monkeys, but then I get maria and I'm actually that's gonna be the first boss in this whole game that I will probably be concentrating like hell to beat Because that's the good one, right? She's a really good fight. That's just easy if he isn't a piece of shit That pretty much sums him up There seems to be this confusion about immortality and like but the elves are called literally immortal And we see them die Like so they'll live forever, but you can kill them Yeah, I said that it's probably worth clarifying just to make sure one understands what you're saying That's what it means, right? Like I said, that's the definition. I've been you know operating under Yeah, vampires are considered immortal says that no man Yeah, that's what we're addressing the easy fillable thing And he is Stabbed in the face And immortals bad because they can die no immortals can die So so we say rags definition immortality means ageless plus utterly vulnerable, you know Don't you know that not I think that's what a moral means Man, this is a good God Ludwig is such a spaz Or sorry, uh, watch the movies I would suggest if you're only gonna do one watch the movies Yeah, you can do that faster. Yeah, it'll only take you 11 and a half hours. Yeah Hmm Rags with immortality versus living forever like well, I think immortality means You can live forever provided your body can sustain Like it's not going to die of old age. You don't wither away But your body can be destroyed by like external sources Swords and daggers and fires and falls Ludwig is a fun fight maria too. Ludwig's second base is a fun fight Yeah, it's a blade mary stab them with it breaks the enchantment. I swear if you're doing first try, I'm gonna I don't remember that line in the movie That mary has a magical sword that breaks the Invincibility on the Nazgul like I don't remember that being the thing I just saw him stab in the house. Yeah Somebody chats like oh, yeah, there are two it's like. Oh, yeah, you're right. There are two Awesome Oh, look again, yes, like half an HP and then you fuck Please look up the dictionary definition you're wrong I'm not and I don't care what the dictionary says dictionaries are not prescript But what what are we looking at immortal? Living forever never dying or decaying an immortal being especially a god of ancient Greece or Rome a person of enduring fame So this seems to be a definition that definitely doesn't comport with the Lord of the Rings So I don't know why you brought it up Ludwig first try. Yay A prophecy. Maybe it's payback Well, no you did No, yeah, that's true And also, I don't follow that. I don't follow that definition All right, well, but I'll use the dictionary to find common usages But if we're talking about the definition of immortal as the Lord of the Rings uses it Then elves are not immortal under this dictionary definition But the Lord of the Rings specifically says elves are immortal You didn't first try fucking me actually Fucking hate you You didn't first try Yeah, thanks. I know I have to scream Great Oh wonderful They skipped where they got ancient numinarian swords in the movies. Yeah, they they did. Yeah The wombo is invincible I still got two more big bosses left I don't care. You're gonna do the first try. I'm just gonna stop I don't think I will that was that was definitely a fluke. I nearly died like three times Your role has not broken like at all this time That's well, I'm not giving the most trouble with the the glumpy enemy the random Celestial emissary. That's one that gave me the most trouble recently, which is pretty embarrassing So you have that I don't even need to beat those to beat the game You gotta be if I beat them then you've got to beat them too, right? I know that's my fucking problem right now All right, here we go Here we go guys The elves have holes that are immortal. So do the Nazgul. That's Tolkien's immortality. It has nothing to do with their physical bodies Um, okay, so At this point, I want to just ditch the conversation So I'm not interested if you're just gonna keep moving around exactly what it means to die in this world Yeah, it's like no no no when when they die and they're on the ground And then they never move or say anything or do anything ever again and their body decays That no, that's not no that they're still immortal like I said if but it's their souls if you if what she did to the witch king Bursts him and everything's gone and his spirit goes back to this little bucket that Sauron has and he has to coax Him out of it with little like giblets until he fully forms back into what he was like a few years later I'd be like, okay, but he was still fucking killed Like what do you want to use the word defeated? Dead Because of course, he's already not what he was originally being some king I don't know. This is getting too tizmy for me. Like I just like it's clearly semantic Yeah, very much. I think it's I think there's a lot of shifting of well Who in the demos No refunds, bitch That is my position chat. I mean because the witch king says No, man can kill me get stabbed by a man like someone from the race of men dies Oh, so that wasn't true, but he clearly can't make it big fun big dick energy fun mechanic Except it isn't Let's say okay, here we go Obviously he dies rags. Obviously he dies. Well, then I don't know what the fuck this whole conversation was about We're gonna say oh, obviously he dies Because you see he dies, but he doesn't kill We're simply saying that through the lore in the movies doesn't set up that they could be until it happens Mortality refers to death if you die you are you are mortal Up until that scene everyone in the audience believed he could not die. I didn't I didn't believe that I never believed you could not possibly under no circumstances kill the Nazgul Yeah, that's a bit ridiculous Especially because they're like trying to kill sarin So like why would I think that sarin can be killed but not the Nazgul? Oh, dude, just Well, unless are they saying that the only way to kill the Nazgul is for sarin to die Are they using it to mean I guess it depends on who you're asking They're using it to mean the infinite spawn is no longer active once sarin is dead move if you take So understand my meaning Because the witch dies but sarin's still alive Yeah, I guess it doesn't work fucking get out of the way you whore She's so fat she stabs in the middle. What is this get out of the way Get out of the way Someone says but no living man. Am I you look upon a woman a when I am edmunds amon's daughter Which as I said before it looked it seems as if she's just like Essentially taunting him being like ha ha. It's like you're using man in one way and you're right, but not the way you think Yeah, like I seriously it's just um in the same way if someone's like Only uh Just whatever it's just a it's a fuck yeah moment. I don't know how else to explain it quicker I'm also a little drunk Hit him Hit him I hit him I did I think you guys should try and steal man the ones you're arguing against instead of using semantics I we're the one using semantics using cement Okay, so if I say to rags like this is a man and then you go no, it's a person I go no, it's a man and you're like no, it's a person. She's like, okay. So this is just semantic at this point I want to exit the conversation I said rags you are arguing semantics with chat You are insane. You are an insane and crazy person To come out of this thinking that you are arguing cement that I am arguing semantics with chat. I am responding to what chat is saying This is what you come to efab though to get yelled at by us I already know what the car. I already know what the fucking comments of this Wait, why did everyone cut out? Oh, no Cancer there I've I've prophesied it. I will be a prophet My my prophecy is that everybody will have very favorable things to say about me. All right, make it happen. All right arguing with rags is like sword fighting a fart Why because I always defeat your fucking arguments and they make no sense And the evidence that you give defeats your own reason like But nothing happens. You just shift around the swords like yeah, by that you mean your chance of success is I am I am not meeting this this person here. This is not happening today. Oh my god How come he has a cool shotgun that comes out of his stick Dude, why was the next bus gonna be fucking michael ash? Where's my shotgun stick I agree with rags with a shotgun stick Oh, wait. No, it isn't a shotgun stick. It's just a gun that I couldn't see and now i'm dead And I lost my 10 000s sold Oh, man, do he takes away half my health? Why is why is everything so strong? No, I could have killed him if you didn't shoot me in the back stupid You ruined everything you know thing A ton of bleach fuck this guy to know Of course Wait, you're coming with me Do you really want to come with me randy? Hi michael ash the best boss of the dead Also, I would like to point out I guess as a little cap and things to consider about the weird nautical kill thing is When the witch king says no man can kill me And aowyn says I am no man who stabs them. That's that's not confirmation either way No, no, it isn't like that's not enough to confirm either way. Like I think it's a badass line Yeah, it is a fine aowyn is a badass character She said a badass line, which is what I think it is But either way we have no confirmation of whether the witch king was simply wrong Or if it only applied to like the male gender We don't know it could be either That's not enough to go by Pull off the air Yeah, it's like if a doctor told me that a male man could score on me and a woman does But that's not confirmation a man could never score a goal on him Yeah, we still know this is just not how it works total logically. Yeah Uh, let's see Arguments with rags or like wet bread. Yeah, they are fucking everywhere Yeah, I you're fucking spot on with that one Okay, I'll admit this hunter fight was way better than all the rest in the game because she just didn't attack me All right guys, you win that hunter fight was good I don't like this hunter fight because every time I try to attack he this guy or chick shoots me Fuck I hate this place. I can't remember how god. I got living failures next metal. Oh my god. I can't even like get Oh bullshit that come on stop shooting me Every time I try and dodge it's like another god What I shoot doesn't do it up there fast I do run up to it. It's almost dangerous. Wouldn't you say do look at him? I guess they don't think it's being while you're moving up the stairs It does they try to like you moving across Yeah Oh, that's fucking frustrating as shit. Oh You spam roll and it's too late because every late game enemy in blood well in souls born games I want to say more with blood born. I notice that they they don't take a lot of health off you with one hit rather They stun lock you with multiple hits. So it comes across as fair when it's not And I know I knew someone was saying you ran into the gank wall. It's your fault They have the capacity to stun lock me. That is the problem. I should be able to roll back out Are you dealing with rags is like Yeah, it's really satisfying when you get fucked Oh you break with your crossbow fuck off Also, none of them have my echoes Mel, would you put my echoes? Uh, right behind you on the flank all dingle Oh, it's this way and this is the one where I need to drop onto him, right? Yeah At least I'm stocked up on but can you not rude? What kind of not what is this place? All right, did he like stab an anticipation of where you were going to be? Just watch what happens, right? Just enjoy that. Wait, what what what what? He Oh, I fucking hate that one in him He started up a stun lock move as I was getting up. There's nothing I can do Oh, I thought you were referring to how he was tracking you through the wall Oh, that's who they do that all the time That's because that's one of my complaints about um, uh, I think it's uh A vermin tide is that sometimes enemies they they track players and can hit players Like as if there was no wall there Wait, what can be incredibly fucking frustrating? Do you mean just the weapons go through walls? The enemy can't see you but enemies don't operate from Oh, yeah Yeah, okay, I get it. I'm confused God these these are all cancer Oh, great. Why does he have a magic mirror? I think that's not fair Magic Michael is a cheater. You can't do that Yeah, it's really fun when that happens Yeah, I I hate that in video games where you're like, I am clearly I no don't run away All I'm trying to do is set up Yeah, I'm just trying to set up a pathway to the living failures boss. That's all I want to do. I don't even know how I shouldn't have had him probably a mistake Wait, I don't know where he went now. It's great because I hear smaller before I see what happens Yeah, I know to like brace my asshole for something happening Oh, that's fucking lame. That would have pissed me off. Metal as well when I hear meadow screaming. I'm like, all right Let me pull up that. Let me see what's happening. I'll throw out the staircase and then a guy's gonna kill me Yeah, I now see like exactly now. I'm looking up Why is he not? Why is he not down there? I'm very confused. At least I opened a door to somewhere What is your favorite class or discipline of magic like summoning, warding, etc? I've always kind of like uh, like uh, like illusion stuff like being able to play with You know illusions and create images and sounds and You know being tricky and that sort of thing. Uh, I always thought that was kind of cool how that could be used Yeah, I think the reward cleverness and a good are you absolute cock That guy looked like he was like you go get me. I'm going jump. Oh, did he just jump to his death? All right, oh my god that rat Oh, wait, oh wait, wait, wait, wait, no. Oh, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. Okay. I got it. Okay. No, this is you're gonna damage You guys are gonna fucking love this Then I correctly complain when JJ resurrects palpatine because we have no reason to believe he could On the flip side, we have no reason to believe creatures that are neither living nor dead to be killed So if you have if you have if you have a problem with palpatine coming back from the dead In the return of a skywalker man Then you can't you have to have also you have to have a problem with the witch king getting killed I I mean, I don't I don't even know how to start addressing that don't even know where to start Um What's your favorite magic system for media? I don't know. Maybe like witcher Here we go. This is kind of cool Then again, I like it how in like done like a dnd and pathfinder magic is something that you can just learn It's a part of the world people are familiar with and you could you could learn it It's a thing you could study and become adept with Now rags is it worth it to upgrade your guild war's account? Yes, because you get access to two huge expansions and a bunch of living world stuff and then Uh, just just you get a whole bunch of shit. It's very useful You get a huge chunk of the game arguably a the biggest toward the game And the specializations and everything that I just stuck Wow That was some careful metal don't stay too far away from him You'll do the things Just be careful. That's all I'm saying He's gonna stop knocking him in the corner. Fuck that guy. Here. Fuck you I I do like how his attack just comes out so quickly that you almost can't react That's really fun. Well, you don't know any of the defenses because he's so shit. Fuck this boss Look, he keeps doing it. Well, okay. Wait a second. There was a very good boss. Mel. You just don't understand him Fuck you They had one of the the chaos warriors originally in vermentide two They had like this punch that they could do that was super fast and could like come out of nowhere and it would damage you And they eventually were like everyone was, you know complaining about how it was so quick out of nowhere with no tell to it Um, and so they they changed it. They like slowed down the animation and changed it up because like, yeah That's not fair that that animation is so quick without any, you know, predictive abilities It's just like free damage against you if they do it I'm just happy. I didn't need to fight this boss four times. Yep. That is definitely a plus Rags remember when gendalf says they say no living man can kill him they can get assumed that it's just story Yeah, I I do remember I uh, I guess you weren't here, but I made that exact same observation Well, no, why would you say that unless it's 100% true? I guess I just have to use a bolt on this box. I'm not seeing how it's supposed to get out of you Uh, wait, where are you? I like to fail Don't be a twat. Just don't I don't I'm pretty sure there's uh, there's a way out from everywhere I mean to be honest with you dying is a decent way out too. So Oh, yeah, it's uh, I mean, I would I would say it's quick, but you have to load so it's not Yeah count is actually using one of no, it doesn't good There's a trap Consoles are slow Yeah, but remember wait for greatness. All right. I'm patient only only took them great generations for bloodborne that bloodborne greatness Yeah, that 30 fps great for waiting I just want to play all the good bosses and don't do the other ones I think 30 fps like it's it's always assumed that But like the reality of saying 30 fps is that's a max 30 fps max max. That's right. That's case scenario It's 30. That's how do I get it? Oh, there we go. Okay. What is it gets on the upside? I remember seeing like digital foundry. They talked about how like, oh, you know This gem we got a lot better when it came to you know, actually having things like run at above 30 fps like man, not by much By the end of the ps3, you know Cringing from Did you die in your dodge? Oh, it's all right. It's it's all this is the thing Taking the time to kill them all is not something any reasonable person does because you have to do that every single time You know through otherwise So you have to figure out how to bounce around them and when you have enemies to go And then if you can't avoid that one we dodge into another one going It's just like oh, this is just fun My favorite part is how when these guys explode they um, they drop the frame rate to at least they're dead So it's not really a problem anymore I like aerogon magic in particular because it facilitates my intergrammer not see yeah, one of the nifty details about um Aragon magic is that you don't have to say the magic words to make the magic happen But it helps your mind to focus specifically on what you've just said So you don't actually think the wrong thing And end up accidentally Targeting yourself or getting a detail incorrect So you say it out loud so your mind focuses on what you say Um because it's very easy to kill yourself with magic in the aerogon system in a super glass cannon Oh rags and company, uh, which is better or do you like more helms deep or pelan or fields? I prefer pelan or fields. So we have a nice Yeah, I just I think I mean the charge is kind of is incredible Whoa mollard that jump with a guy very cool Cinematic but rags human eyes can only see it 24 prophecies per second. Oh my god Your rags when you hype for dark side it is legitimately the only game that I'm like really interested in The cripples trying to kill me look at him wheeling around I didn't just kill him rags. I took his bullets wait What but if it's not a desert eagle and it can't shoot through anything, then I don't that's true. Yeah Why would they write that Oh, this was where I was supposed to go. Okay Big bullets could shoot through There's a eagle can't shoot The human leg can only hear at 480p. Yeah, it's a tragedy, but yeah I do love that whole conversation like the human eye can only see it 24 frames per second. It's like you don't realize like The standard television is 60 Hertz. Yeah, why is that if if not, why is it that certain things are broadcast to the higher frame rate? It's the wrong I mean even as a kid I didn't fully like I remember there was a soap opera that was on tv And like it used to run it's like 48 frames run. It was shot at 48 frames per second Yeah, and then it went to 24 and immediately I'm like something's different here different. I don't know what it is It's smoother, but it's different and I don't know what it is Oh, well for me It was that everything was moving a little slower that was that was like the thing I noticed Because I think that's the thing with like a higher frame rate is it for some reason it makes things look like they're going faster um Yeah, um My first introduction to it that I can remember is that the The first bioshot game on the xbox 360 had an option Where it would run at 60 fps But it it said it would look it wouldn't look as good that it ran its performance was better Right and it looked almost identical to me at the time But it ran at 60 fps instead of 30 and I was like what if this is just so much better But I had no idea what like frames per second and stuff was at the time I had no idea what it was. I just knew it was better Well, later I learned that it was the frame rate I feel like that's the like because I remember like when you play cool with judy You know back on ps3 and 360s like these games like there's something about them that is different from like other games Yeah, yeah, uh battlefield fortunately improved on that later on but it's like there's something Difference things are running differently, and I'm not Oh stupid dog Yeah, you don't know like most adults probably like the normal adult doesn't know about like but they feel the difference That's the important part. They feel the difference. That's all that matters The human eye sees at 60 fps. I'm pretty sure the human eye can perceive a lot higher than 60 I mean, why is it that 144 hertz is a thing? If not that people can perceive the difference Oh, yeah, like they you definitely can um Have you ever been you can't you can't say see it's able to some people can't even see yet. That's true. That's kind of fucked up You said that Some said the freaking in a nintendo entertainment system had a refresh rate of 60 hertz 50 in europe Yeah, uh like the game boys and stuff did too What if the game boys? Yeah, they they would run it like 60 hertz as far as I know Um, this whole 30 fps thing that was not the standard in games until it wasn't whatever console generation It was was just 3 360 I think uh, because what do you notice in our ps2 game cubers that Now it's like oh now games can look good and run well and you see that in a lot of things I'm pretty sure like ratcheting clank absolutely ran at 60 fps devil may cry ran at 60 fps jack and dax to jack So when jack 3 ran at 60 fps And those games look really good the least of it, you know the time I think metroid prime i'm super smash brothers melee app definitely ran at 60 fps I think um Did metroid prime run at 60 fps or am I like because I only played the trilogy. I can't quite remember Let me look at that It wouldn't surprise me nintendo has always put a priority on performance over gameplay performance over Over on graphics All right, so this was This was a neo gaff in 2014 right I can't get over metroid prime being 60 fps Um, I mean wow, I'm assuming prime 2 and 3 were at least targeting 60 fps How can such a graphically intensive game for the game cube have such a frame rate especially prime 2? It's probably because you're only having one room loaded at once Yeah Like the game some doors in that game. Yeah, you're constantly always Yes, why did you attack me? Oh, this is not what I wanted Yeah, you just No, no, no All right, let me pull that out. Let's see what happens to you Oh, no What did you do? I remember farming souls here. Oh, yeah, this is like the best farming squad in the game Two or three moon uh Thingy majingies and you get like a fuck ton of echoes here Well, that's why I was where I farmed on my first playthrough as well for my second or whatever Just bait those guys to kill each other and then you pick up the scraps. That's pretty good Rags, have you ever been injured shooting and or shot a gun that was a little too much for you? No. Oh, the only injury I've sustained with firearms is from Uh, I cut my finger on the rim of a casing For my 1895 Nagant while I was trying to get it out of the cylinder because those old guns can be The cartridges can be kind of sticky in the cylinder if you uh, if they're not like lubed up properly sometimes I wonder if a crow has my acres Most likely All right. No, no, you aggroed way too early. No, I need you to kill the other ones Are yeah, but no, it looks uncomfortable thing. I've shot is my Um Now my p64, uh, it's basically a That's basically a Man, my favorite thing is when the fucking camera gets stuck behind the stupid fucking pig And you can't see fucking anything Yeah, the mackerel. Yeah, the little mackerel that shoots nine by 18 millimeter mackerel Yeah, that's the most uncomfortable gun that I have Uh, it to shoot when I'm prone with my air 15 and 762 by 39 though It could it could put a wallop in on your shoulder But froning is froning gives you the most the most uncomfortable way to shoot is froning So it's not really a surprise if you imagine dying to a mobile movie bob with 30 eyes That's uh, that's a lot of sunglasses Favorite quest from the witcher three including dlc's uh so far it's probably the The gontero dim stuff from hearts of stone No, it might no it was um Uh just second it was either that or It was through space and time the main quest in the witcher three That was really cool really kind of tricky and crazy. Oh, you have those didn't expect the game to go in that direction All right, come on shadows yarn glorms go kill the piggies Not the pig your fucking assholes They're killing your friends. Oh, there you go Thanks for getting my echoes Malin rags, are you planning to do willow for efat movies since lucas film is planning to make new movies slash Slash shows in the willow verse It's supposed we could We could I haven't seen it and I've heard all kinds of things about it with positive and I don't think it's very good It's very much beloved If prone is the least comfortable position for you if you're doing it wrong No, so that's just I don't know I don't have you ever shocked on the floor But when you're prone In your laying down and your body is lying on the ground for your mat When the gun hits your shoulder your body is not going anywhere When you're kneeling or when you're standing in the recoil hits your shoulder Your body has places to go to absorb the recoil. You can have space to dance But when you're prone your body doesn't go anywhere because you're laying down So you absorb all of basically all of the recoil of the rifle I could shoot those I could shoot that gun all day what my shoulder Standing, but if you prone, yeah, it's absolutely it impacts the whole lot for them So, yeah I've never shot a double barrel shotgun it would be kind of nice to um I would like to shoot Like a big like an ellipsoid hunting gun something Wow Automatic that'd be cool. I don't have any interest in buying an automatic weapon, but it'd be cool to just kind of unload the Can you recall rax? No, most most TVs are 60 hertz. Yeah TVs Yeah, when you buy a monitor you don't buy a monitor in 120 fps That's all everybody knew this You fool Interesting factoid rags the human eye can pick out in this place Uh apologies if people don't hear you guys got epic music right now Oh You're the fates Uh, it doesn't matter anymore, but what are the rules? God I rolled so bad Meteor portion that sucks Hey tortoise in the hair Molas it's a failure. Don't you remember if that's after michael ash, you know what go fuck yourself That is not it. I mean I could no it's not even I couldn't even make that work There's like a bot. There's like ludwig in between Twice by the way mel you know, you know the living failures can launch Like little blasts. They're like little big big circles that just travel slowly and you hit you die So I think I can I was going to dodge one coming and on two different occasions Another living failure would tag me so that I'm you know, oh, I'm hit by that And then the fucking blob would go through me and just deal double and it's like great I'll say I said he ported back to the hunter streams and I wasted like a minute of my life Free living failure. Thanks Wow I think I know now. Yeah, no What was his name? That I said you couldn't live with you failure. How how can I be I guess I'm not coming back What time is it even it's 4 20 Almost 4 20 nights Which means I'm doing an all nighter easy no problem Which means more whiskey nice Taking the impact because your arm jump around in the standing kneeling. No, it's not about your arm It's about your shoulder. So your arms don't take the recoil Your shoulder does So when you're prone your body is more stable But the trade-off because everything's straight off the the negative of the stability you get from being prone Is that your body is more stable? So it doesn't give When the recoil of the rifle I'm most accurate when I am prone, but I absorb most of the recoil I'm prone as well. Unlike if you are standing where your body can give that because you are not stable Oh, I know where I want some now. I've got that if so many knowers watch out for that lady. Um, well Well, I'm put a wet dupe moist nose I think my friends have thought about this in particular life here is that my lock on is This I'm trying to play football on ps5. I think that you can play on ps5. Yeah, it's like hard lock to 30 fps like software wise Yeah, so it's a it's a fucking useless port Is it one of those games where like it goes to 60 it goes twice as fast or something? I don't know. I think there's like a Engulated version of this Which runs 60 fps. I think I'm not entirely sure how it works. So because I know that there are a decent number of ps4 games If you can play them on ps5, they just run 60 fps I'm glad that we finally came back with compatibility and you know, thank microsoft for that It's 30 fps at ps5. It's just at 4k. Oh the Hank fog I'm gonna put it onto my monitor. It doesn't have 4k. Awesome All right wet nurse time She just wanted to kill me I'm afraid you're vitality I have 40 vitality. That's Yeah I think it's that's the the the soft cap, right 40 Yeah, hey is this hey mom boss about us is this e-papper's bosses? I think so I've never seen her have wanted to kill me or um, please don't cite nintendo as a good example of backwards compatibility, there is no reason why this switch shouldn't have n64 games or even games Especially because you could buy them on the digital store Well, it's just like there should be a virtual. I mean and look at how long it took them to do the ss He took them ages Like oh hey, you can play as game like who wants to Like i'm sorry, but like games didn't start getting good until I think ss s I feel like before that there's way too safe You just wow you think that's me? Wow Oh, I mean, I'm I'm a cool with those arcade games. I'm a little like, you know, the super mario Double headbutt Did kill you no It seems more like fighting The ones I've been playing or my main is a reaper you call the main I have a And Oh that was a good fight honestly living failures is probably my favorite boss in the whole game right now You're kidding though, right? No, that was really engaging and it felt fair. Oh, okay, and it was stressful It looks like you had room to maneuver and you could pick your targets and Really satisfying you have something in the middle you can hide behind when they start shooting projectiles at you Mm-hmm. Oh, but by the way another generalization by the way, I'm sure that there are good games on n. Yes I just can't think of many of them Like it's also the super mario world two on the snes originally Yeah, I think it was super mario world was the first one. All right I guess train one not to get my related on game boys when I first played it I guess the problem is it's like would you rather play metroid one or super metroid? It's like well, I'd rather play super metroid. Would you rather play super mario brothers or super mario world? I'd rather play world I don't have much exposure to zelda, but if it's like okay the first one or a link to the past It's like I think I'd rather play a link to the past Like I just Whether or not the games that were on it were good. I just Feel like the the ones that came out in snes were just superior Oh and if people were saying that ragdoll think it's super mario brothers three Which you probably were super mario? That one is good. Actually, yeah So super mario bros. Let's oh, yeah, I am thinking it was a weird co-op one Uh Three it was so super mario brothers two was released in the west. It was a port of a This is a hot take. Yeah, I'm sure it is I don't even I've yeah, I love the but they can on this whole fucking conversation. We what are we talking about? Uh, I was talking about how Oh, I'm I'm up so I'm thinking of super mario. So I'm thinking of super mario world Which was on the snes Which is Also, which was also on the okay. So I'm thinking of four. I don't know why I was thinking about two for some reason What are you talking about three right? No, um No, because I'm looking it up. I just went through it on google So super mario three is the one where he's got the tail and the ears on the front. That's an oaky suit one. Yeah All right, so that's three. I've never played that and then I type in super mario bros four And it shows up as super mario world because there is no such thing as There's no such thing as super mario brother sport Okay, that is a but my dad is being a piece of chess with me right now I guess that's where the confusion set in Basically, but basically the the general point I'm making is that I would say that Right chat. Here we go maria Like oh, all right now we're getting somewhere um, like we can have games that actually look nice and um, we can build these bigger worlds and um And sort of add these new mechanics in If he was like Every game that was on the nes would improve substantially when it was put on the snes effectively Like that every single version was better Fucking hate my chair Man fighting in the winter with no blood vials The man did not beat ergo first try but listen, it's a baby. They just get in there and fuck her up I didn't know you could die to do this Apparently you can't know why I don't oh that's really just like why don't we say if I just back down because I forgot last time A lot of shots with the winners was surrounded time I broke both my hands Oh man Okay, it was yeah I can see how it must be annoying while I went like when she puts her swords up like that and then hits you And but then you like dodge and she tracks you like it's hard to tell when the tracking time like ends It's a lot of my first try shouldn't be a win. It should this is me just trying to learn her again Like What's up with some prompts of bosses having like these stupid fucking long ass walks to bosses Like you try and then you have to go this fucking elevator up for like 15 hours Who's winning metal? Man coming into this boss with like zero blood vials wasn't a good idea All right round two I was in the chat and was not looking where I was going and just jumped off a fucking elevator shaft Now I want to see what's happening here with uh this lady maria. Her music's really good Gotcha, bitch Yeah, especially when you look at chat while you walk and just Still advised I just arrived on the top now I have to do it again Uh Well More time for drinks We got a boys I'm not a fan of that move but bring out the timing is tough The chungus has dropped two vials each. Yeah, I'm heading back to old yonan to uh, yonan central. Yeah to get that stuff I have none and I have no one Don't worry chat I intend to get better I like how they keep attacking when you're dead. They're just like Losing you've been rushing from this game like a madman just just don't Don't what Your chance We'll just start tracing you now because you've uh Died to the boss now. I mean I made a whole bunch of mistakes in that fight though. It's fair I'll let him have it on this one. Don't worry. I'll let you know when I feel it's unfair chat as I have throughout this game Humble break. I'm such Buddhism Like I should be doing more I will be done. I'm on the two so it's not half right. So you beat me. That's fine. That sounds good to me I think one of the interesting things when it comes to 8-bit games is you look at stuff like shovel nine It's like it's attempting to emulate what you thought 8-bit was but it clearly couldn't have been an 8-bit game You know what? I mean like Like it it goes for that style in the music the art style which is cool and everything But like the game is mechanically a lot more complex than a lot of 8-bit games could have really been when they came out I feel like that's a really good example of trying to Achieve the feel of what you would expect from that without actually doing it, you know that when they talk about like Oh, well, you know trying to appeal to how people remember that I think that's a good example and messenger is another one But like messenger becomes a lot cooler in my view when it when it pulls in the 16-bit stuff man time in parries is like The window is just so tight That was way off That was close Oh, of course for me, she does the shadow thing because fuck me, right? I'm not getting a green green. It's weird how when she like brings both of her swords up And you clearly hit her with the shot like nothing happens. She just hits you The gun is really like it's much more for parrot damages and really a thing with the guns in this game They're more of a utility thing Weird as that sounds then you think that, you know, I damage or not you think that hitting her when she was vulnerable I found it was like stop for animation Yeah That was good. I forgot how long shadow face aches Stop Because it's like it's just risk-based rewards sort of thing if I can negate the damage and deal more to her That'll be great for me Like I don't have the music on like the music is coming through on the stream But I've got my I'm missing all of these great tunes No, they don't come through the microphone. Oh, I'm out of bullets. Fuck All right, last phase, which means there's no fucking way I'm being RPG do you think does leveling up well especially in respect to gaining new skills and perks? In other words, making it feel like a real progression So you have to get better at things as you do them Uh Experiment oblivion the way that you like want to fight Oh, Maria is one of the best bosses across the summer's games. So fucking exhilarated to fight her Like Skyrim has a phone problems with leveling up, but in terms of Uh, you get better at things as you do them. Like that's always a good thing to see Um, don't get created on metal. Don't do it Against Mogo's wet nurse. What is that? Why do all the monsters in this game just have big things? If you read the lore, it all makes sense I feel like it's because the ps4 could handle it well barely, but could handle this It's funny. I performed the best on her third phase like her first and second I was pretty bad, but the third phase did really well somehow You beat her already? Yeah Dude, I'm I'm I'm fucking I want to I want costs now that fight is like my favorite fight in all the games Uh Wet nurse is that game we can oh right. That's a weird thing where I just need to wait for a couple of seconds Oh, yeah, might take ages on that one I don't know if it's the same every time, but I did way more damage than you did as well Because your third stage You try to parry too much more. Yeah, and once I took my bullets away and I started concentrating on dodging instead I think I started getting better I like parrying. It's cool Give me a loan Good thing it wasn't the first try imagine losing to her. Ma my chat is mean Welcome on metal uh Well, that's wet nurse what in theory the next one could be german, right? Oh, yeah, but then the one I did so Um, so there's only one list of the bosses I've killed I'm gonna go beat the cleric beast now Too careful Gonna fuck up the cleric beast your guys your hunter's dreams on fire mine is Kind of dodgy that house. I'm still gonna go inside though Let's see there are games that make grinding entertaining to some people and I most thrive on switch people Yeah, it's about execution like like that's why the whole Skyrim thing of like it's a meme that you craft like a bajillion um Like iron daggers, right? You just keep crafting iron daggers a huge mountains of iron daggers and now you're rank 100 You could craft anything because you crafted a bajillion iron daggers instead of you should just be good at crafting iron daggers um in The overall is too crafting is pretty good in the sense that you look you can only level it up by doing new things And progressing to the next rank of things to do so you can't craft low level stuff Over and over and over again because those no longer give you experience um But in terms of leveling up. Oh here we go It's most realistic when you have to do things to get better at them but in a game there's something that's kind of Like you don't have to but that's the most realistic way to do it Uh, that's why you weren't using the cleric beast bridge farm by it. So you haven't killed him Yeah, I had like a pretty decent plan. I feel I had I skipped cleric beast and just in the beginning And I just grabbed a doll out for it to compensate for the soul of the echoes That worked well until the shadow of yarnum the shadows of yarnum, which absolutely destroyed my my buttocks I should have just went for all of vitality in the beginning as I plan to I arrived from the plan and if I could fit me in the ass Oh good. Oh, just good. Oh my god. We've got so many This is what we call concentrated fun rags Look at this Go away creepy lovecraftian creature No cookie for you Openheimers, I'll say there's no way I'm gonna beat Whitwick on my first try Or maria or are you doing them next or? I'm gonna go beat cleric beast now If you hadn't transported into a souls born game, but got to choose which one which one would you choose? So they're all horrifying worlds. So if we're just going for the coolest one probably blood bone I'd love to be a hunter I was never able to Oh, yeah Yes, it's probably the most noble Like you could probably just say fuck this shit and go live a normal fulfilling life Yeah, which would be neat Yeah, well technically you're ahead of him fringy. All right, let it be said that fringy is currently ahead of metal No Because I don't know why Or tier that was gumbo. I'm just gonna go ahead and run past all these fellas don't mind me This is all fucking I'm going off like a vague visual of in my head of where I'm supposed to go because I really don't quite remember Okay, this is something Now I've just noticed that a lot of these bosses lead to dead ends Which is interesting compared to like dark souls where a lot of the bosses don't lead to dead ends They like actually go to a place Where there are other things to see and do No, all right, which Oh, that's probably on the way who would win? Uh rags and company who would win the ins or the muma keel? Oh, the imps is in the imperials The ants. Oh, sorry I don't know what the ends are gonna be doing throwing stones at them. I feel like the ends are fucked I I think it I think it could go either way because the stones that the ants throw are big And if that hits a muma keel, it's gonna fuck it up Um, however, once the muma keel get close I feel like the ends are fucked So at range if the ints can throw like big boulders and stuff at the muma keel Uh, that would be, you know, that helps them out immensely, but uh, yeah, the muma keel up close could probably take out ints Please help me whatever this is Just scream as they jump to will be Oh, he's already dead. I wasn't even looking at his health bar What's that Well, now i'm ahead of fringy All right Well, fringy it was a long-earned second place, but it is now gone Yeah, totally evaporated Oh man, I earned us both out echoes I'm going to make an in detailed argument about the nausea goal on r slash mauler I'm just gonna look. I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't fucking care So if you write it out like for personal fulfillment or whatever go for it, but I'm not going to read it and I'm not going to care I just don't fucking care. Also, you're wrong, but I don't care No, you do care rags Oh, I care a whole bunch. You know, I really really care because like you've done a very very very poor job Expressing why you're potentially You're right. I'll check out the orphan, of course. Have you had sounded even better? So this is cause let me let me hear this Yeah, this one's pretty funny funny Wow, the sounds like jeez just squelchy blood-borne It's it doesn't shy away from it's Brutality that resident evil for kind of noise It's funny that the tone of the violence or gore in blood-borne is so dissimilar from a resident evil type game Like in this it's much more of a tragedy Yeah All the witch was only one away from dying Please don't what happens to this witch when I get it Oh, no, I think did I win? I think I won Wait did I No, I I don't care about some stupid argument about why this guy's wrong about some nozzle wording in the movie and why it totally makes sense Like I'm gonna trade out my reasons actually What just happens I died metal. Okay No, I I went what They're like we're running away. He's like no in this stream everything you've said has been either stupid or incorrect or combinations of the both And I just don't care to go on some reddit site I don't even have an account there to read your big long-winded Explanation as to why you're wrong just longer Yesterday fuck. I forgot no need to check rags versus that guy You should probably start it off by even clarifying what your position is And what I am very clear now at least point on what the actual argument is Yeah, because I think I'm confused on what you are trying to argue random person Thing I'm complaining something too long I'm not even complaining if anything. I'm trying to just say he's wasting his time Because I'm not gonna read it I'm trapped. No No No, all right. Oh just get off me. All right. Come on You don't have to do this. I'm not invested. I'm on a stream responding to a live chat. I'm not gonna and I'm here anyway I'm not gonna go out of my way to read something on some site that I never go to About a topic that I don't care about otherwise You do care like if you think those two things are the same then like you're sort of proving the point as to why I shouldn't even care Oh, so I killed the witch, but there's still these oh no now they're gone All right, I know I just sold the moonlight sword But it's because I'm playing strictly with the sore cleaver in this one. Okay guys strictly sore cleaver Yeah, I'm very upset when they see that I've done that All right, so now that's fighting the real dark souls. He's fighting in chat Cam rags defeat the boss clearly you can never win against youtube chat All right Sounds pretty invested to me. So here's the thing. I just explained to you that I'm here anyway And I'm responding to a live chat as it occurs Rather casually in the case that I'm playing a game right now Just talking about it. I'm multitasking and I don't have much of an investment in this Like if I when I have an investment improving someone wrong Like I did with some youtube comment yesterday where I had to look up the fucking muzzle velocity of the gaver 98 rifle And I was calculating distance. Like that's me caring Mandalorian is me caring about something The wibbly wobbly these chains doesn't mean I'm like super invested into it. And if you think that's the case then you're stupid Chains go wibbly wobbly Oh, yeah I've got a workshop tool or something. What does that mean? Hey, fringy, can I uh, I guess this was a super chat that came around the sonic times But edgy the hedgy ruined my love for dark creatures That's intolerable Damage shadow creatures Now I teleported I used to love dark creatures. This is the true first attempt. Okay the true Important that I specify that Is your weapon the upgrade by the way? Is it what? Is your weapon fully upgraded? Oh with a blood rocket Most of the yellow pools don't come to efat chat tomorrow Don't come to Hogwarts tomorrow. Yeah Gotcha bitch Oh, that was a lot of health Man, I want to watch your fight cause because I can't fight him yet. I don't know Don't worry mal. It's being streamed. You can see it. Oh, I don't want to fight again Imagine losing to a baby Orphan even cringe Well, he's probably pretty pissed. He just woke up Sucky survived with one HP again. I'm at this part of my damage. It's just annoying They only drop the the twin charge Jump down here Fuck off doggo Hey, so right company is the ballrog like edgy the hedgy or is he just too cool and the boy The ballrog is what I would say falls into the category of just edgy for the sake of being edgy I mean, I wouldn't even call him edgy at all. He's just cool to deal him. Yeah, I would agree It's an elemental demon by the looks of things Yeah, in the universe he's treated with what the copper response one should have to this beast if he was like Gray or something and talk about how he was really sad about everything then maybe He was an orphan or his father was some dark lord that he didn't really like Wait, doesn't it trigger the the other boss in there? Can you just grab it? I don't remember No, okay It always feels to me as if you deal less damage and bloodborne than in Dark Souls And I think it's because of how the boss's HP bar a little bit more. I'm not the only one Sorry, I'm about to hit phase two, which is much harder All right. Yeah, you need this item to use the the elevator later. All right If I do remember correcting myself I'm in Sia Phase two bitches Oh boy No I don't think everyone's been able to land a single hit. Oh, it was since I started the bolt paper Oh, jeez time bombs at me Shit Oh, that's a I I think I had A lot less health than I thought or something. I was a surprise death Whoa, shit I think it's a cone move and because I was at the the spawn of the cone move I hit more projectiles than just one Yeah, it's just like you had A bunch of health That's the one you have said a bloodshot gun. Yeah A blue gun No, he point blank you I I don't think the distance on those things actually changes damage for cost I could be wrong I think it's the fact that it's a code move and I would have tanked like Three of the four if you will I hate you often. I really like him. Oh wrong way It's pretty rare for a boss to have me so engaged even if I don't hit him for as much as like five minutes in a row I'm still just like Finding it very fun. Why am I going nuts to happen? All right? Oh Oh, why oh why? Oh, you're off to look we got you Well, I'm trying I'm getting oh here we go again I think Hey, hey, move it What the hell is going on? Mando Mando, what are you doing? The point of laser is one of the best in game history Wait, who sorry? About orphan cost Yeah, I said orphan is one of the best classes in game history I would wanna hesitate saying something like that Well, this is such a high bar at that point So look at that Virgil and devil make five five. He was uh, he was a pretty good boss. Yeah, Virgil was pretty good Okay, who in the backstab one No It's my opinion I just You hate me I should be in some you know, I don't want to derive Uh That was greed as fuck. I think I was just salty that I didn't get the backstab Screw up on this hunter on I hello Hey, look man, I know it's convenient for you to just back out of a claim You don't back out and claim you don't care, but I'm still going to make a response because it's something Your fan base clearly care too I don't think they do at all actually I think like seven Well, they care they they don't probably don't care about the they care about just an argument is happening They don't actually care about the material that much like this specific little intricacy of the material that much But if it makes you feel better, sure I certainly hope that whatever your reddit post is is better than the piss poor nonsense You've been typing out in chat to lose the people are saying I don't care. I really don't care Yeah, I just It's just it's really simple. He says no man can kill me Get stabbed in the face and die if you've been being yeah, like I'm just Okay, clearly he was not correct Because he died But if you're gonna do if you're gonna type out a bunch of paragraphs to say that it's like a metaphorical death or some bullshit Just say yourself. It's not metaphorical He's dead Metaphoric he is like no man can metaphorically kill me I'm like, well, that's not a man. Technically Oh balls Oh my god, I hate a little bit of space so much And I'm dead Let's see what happens Almost sitting I should have been a backstab This is for the music. Thanks very much Daft. I appreciate your appreciation. I really do immensely Speaking of a message like that. I got haymuller and I have the same birthday I don't know what to do with this information, but I like it seriously You guys have helped me through some bad lifetisms. Sorry. I can't give you guys more sad face um Very kind those are the best comments that I'm very happy that you're happy. Yes. Yeah like that is um What we call a win it is legitimately the best comments that we get or that I Think that we get are the ones where people say stuff like that like you guys really helped me Um, you guys, you know, you did something good for me, which is, you know Excellent. That's what I like to hear. That's the best. Oh, okay, I know me Now the second best thing is I love you so much take this pile of money In divided amongst yourselves with rags getting the largest share. That's my that's my number two favorite thing that people I like that a lot. That's just that rags gets most of it. Yeah, it's those are those are pretty good too Play track two game in my opinion. No, man. Keep kill me the witch king In my opinion, I'm no man I can't hear rags speaking because of molly dying noises. That's a sentence. No, it's the reeing of the orphan This is how e-fap in With thunderous reeing I think it's time for another viable verse indoor allegorical tale Oh, no And he went to was he he went to uh, bethany and lodge there. Yeah, think about it. Damn it. Yeah He went to bethany lodge there. It was a lot going on You see it talks about how people can like Traverse Distances how they can go from one location to another and Potentially at this location they go to They can lodge and what does that imply that they can either Be provided of lodging. They could earn The lodging themselves or others can So I I don't know what I'm meant to do now I kill the witch thing, but I'm not sure where I'm supposed to go I killed the witch and I don't want to go great great great. Very very great. I just said damn. That's my super channel My god finally two fucking months late Rags went out of back from his random nickel facts recently. No, I haven't thunder Your book of random facts Oh that parry though So this is uh No Also, if there's a boss to get stuck on this is the the one I would like to get stuck on There are 1,218 peanuts in a single 28 ounce jar of jiff peanut butter Jim That's a lot I'm inclined to agree with that. I do think that's a lot That is a lot. Yeah Like when you hear those stats about how many bees have to work their entire lifetime to give you like a teaspoon of honey and stuff like that Fun fact echidnas have four johnsons That's true interesting That's a lot of the fringes. I would rather have one really good johnson than four Johnson, what are all really good though? A johnson's a willy Oh, well, I wow, I've never felt like fringy is so hidden from the world It's a dingle dink It's a little dingle on my dungle Oh Peter from blind man Oh Fringy, you know about stonks. Here's a stonk thing. Yeah, read your math and uh, all right 100 shares of mcdonald stock purchased for $2,250 when first offered in 1965 was worth more than 1.4 million in 1995 30 years later Well, wow, uh, but also inflation, right? I guess is a fact Massive stonks I think uh, I think it's usually uh, the buns works like hey So the biggest menu flops at mcdonald's include A bohemian pastry that had been founder ray crocs mother's specialty And the hula burger now the hula burger was aimed at vegetarians and catholics Who didn't eat fish on friday and consisted of two slices of cheese and a grilled pineapple ring on a toasted bun All right, I can't believe that flopped Crazy Someone recommends the shrek 2 game apparently there's own online coa pack for it that we should do I I covered this before after I played the shrek 2 game cube game if that's the one they're referring to You know, I'm sure rags and I would have a fucking a legendary adventure playing The shrek game online. I'm sure of it The infinite possibilities Oh nice, where am I? I'm somewhere at this wall. I think And I'm dead. It's fucking hate this place fucking shit Uh, anyway, thanks for the 10 euro gray. That'll take more of my money because you don't take two months to read them That is yeah, yeah That's racist And true Oh, I missed time to dodge on that one Uh, you should invite pro crass titara. She also does videos making fun of batwoman Philosophus 2 and cinema reberto. I think she'd be a good fit This is a good chance. Yeah Who knows? Um ruby of blue unironically thinks essay 2 is a well written game and made a two hour essay about it I say to Saints no Sandy anus 2 We don't want to get I tell you there's a lot of places you do not want sand and your anus is one of those places You do not want to you don't want a gritty butthole. Mm-hmm a gritty Not want a gritty butthole That is Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope It's on a good venture too. Ah, there you go Mully you must surrender. You've lost this war as christmas chads have shad It's true. You do have shad. We have tone You know, so the battle goes on Uh, hey rack, have you seen my new minecraft fan art of you as mando? No, I haven't Hey, I landed one of these things I must be good For it or have it posted in Rags you should really look up what in the kidneys johnson looks like it's horrifying Good a reason as any to watch look up at johnson. Oh, I'm so glad I dodged that fucking Chris second face. Here we go See if I can remember this face Now Well, let's see how this goes. Oh, yeah, that looks like it hurt Chance a king Forbidden words, what's a king? Oh Frames, thank you. Thank you frames. Thank you for killing me fucking garbage piece of shit game. Oh my god Fantastic My garbage. It was such a good. Um, all I want is your favorite doxel three bars Somebody Oh, that was a lame way to die. That's sort of I just sort of just piddled over to the end of my health bar. Okay Uh, doxel's three favorite What it's those uh, the lads that have multiple spawns and some are good some are evil or every other Let this watch us Yes, I think um Yeah, and then uh, the the last boss. I really like just for his the way they made him um That's the best I can deal with top of my head Soul of cinder. That's the one Rags I know moller hasn't played any fallout But perhaps I'm looking too many at two nerds videos where he tries to state objective facts, but with little to no evidence I don't know. I played all of Fallout 3. I 100% of it races. Yeah, well You 100% of it. I did believe you I don't care if you don't believe me you you you found every item You aware of what guides on rod roach Dude, I was at it. I'm pretty sure I told just before I was an achievement hunter. I was fully into that shit I did way harder things than that Oh, you oh, you got all the achievements for it. Oh, I got you Oh, that was that was that's what I meant. Yeah Oh, yeah, because I was just like, oh you want to like you did everything But yeah, because I can believe someone got all the achievements, but I'm I'm always skeptical and so much as I did all the things in a fallout game I wouldn't even know what I'd be saying at that point, you know, like I did all of the things I squashed every rad roached. I traversed every similar. I found every ball in the wrong way and shot them I must have gone the wrong way. Oh game Oh, yes, I went the wrong way. All right My favorite indie games. Oh plenty Oh, sure. Yeah, no That did not hit me at all, but sure Oh, you know what just fucking killed me like when you heal four times in a row and just hit you right after again Oh Wow, damn All you need to do is dodge forward. I keep dodging back Take the biggest thing to learn with cars or at least for me See how male Went to the dlc yet. I'm not even fucking close Mommy mama Bragg switcher three doesn't really count as indie. Yeah, it depends on how you define it If you mean that a publisher and the developer are the same. Yeah, but it typically doesn't yeah That's generally there the exception when people say like what do you mean by it? So I understand. I always throw it in just to You know Yes, why not? Right except you played on the tail No, I haven't I hear it's really good though seen a lot of porn of goat mom But uh, I have not uh, I've not played it. I've not played it. Maybe one day I'll get around to it Now I know where I'm supposed to go. Yeah, I remember this section. There we go. Oh, it just couldn't fucking dodge Didn't dodge because fuck this game cool I'm having so much fun right now with this boss. You know, so I'm so glad you beat it I'm so jealous What's our opinion on venture bros, but I've seen I've liked I've not seen it What I have seen I have Rex can see this. I mean he's in the call with me and when I talk he can hear me. That's that's how this works Weird yeah, I've been here the whole time in the call reading out the chat as it occurs. So I'm talking like 95 of the time Yeah, yeah, they're concentrating on their dark born game boss swing sword game and Swing sword game. I'm here either typing or playing stardew valley red no boomerberg huh rack kummerberg Got dodge left on that. I'm a kummer like my father What the I just oh, there we are. Wait a minute. Oh, just let me heal fucking cock Are you excited? Why did the high two expansion coming this winter? No Because winds of magic was shit when it came out And it didn't add a lot of meaningful content that people were asking for So no, I'm not excited for it They had to grow back a lot of the stuff that was And they had like a big poll and everything on the forums and like the majority of people said no, this isn't good Damn So, yeah Whoops what I actually walked up an edge and fell ever designed this boss. You need to have a word There we are the forbidden words and that word is at least us Yeah, I don't know for the first phase the second phase. Hey, no one's here to get to the second phase What's my checkpoint It's like two different people designed it. It really is It's insane No, why there's no All right, any updates on the barbie movies? Uh Speaking of starting valley, have you played any of the harvest moon games? I have not played Listening to this while I play money grab Thanks for jumping and not dodging I'm gonna run out of violence No, no calling the deaths. Oh jesus I need to find him in the water Oh, there it is The second phase is so intense. Also, oh cool that didn't work. I know there are better weapons. There are better things to apply There are better levels I could get I want to try and beat him with this Build if you will. I think this is a pretty good fight right now. I just need to get better at it Yeah, I need to get good. It's the truth So when a discord is telling me that I need to see uh rick and morty Yes, you do wait someone sent you a discord message. It's just they want you to see it Interesting. Yeah, they said, um, let me get the uh Okay, please watch rick and morty I'm so pickle sick of all the pickle dicks that think fans of the show are bad because they said pickle rig too much I've heard the fans are cancer, but the show is good Hey, I'm a fan right you say I'm cancer rig No, I said I've heard I've heard You're like gandalf talking about the kill of dillars You know, I've been kind of reading out bits and bobs of the super chest from 103 we have um 10 left Of 103 so 103 will finally be defeated The people who donated money on 103 will finally have their questions answered in 10. Can you believe it I'm not hearing enough Yeah I say competitive spirit and instantly here like banging on objects Yeah, when peripherals are being damaged and Furniture is being butchered Oh I died with on the same attack like last time on this face And that's when the game just goes down to five fucking frames and you can't do any inputs Okay, how wasn't that a backstab can anyone in chat Back me up on this when I sued bolton of cost for this shit Left over Do you guys ever when playing a video game sometimes just for an instant Forget that it's a video game in the I dodged and his Giant placenta or whatever was about to hit me and for a moment. It felt like I was about to be hit I was like that's called immersion. Oh, yeah, I know that's the I just but like for reals you just put in that instance for a second there Could have come right out of the screen and I wouldn't even have thought it was I wouldn't have thought it was in that very instant fringy god listen Fringy man Hey, I just did phase one way better this time. I think I might be improving. I don't know I want to call it So I'll get way worse There's no point using papers because I just I hit him very rarely in phase two. This is a long fight Yeah, it is That was a good move That is worded very poorly Have I ever what do you guys have to play paper mario play pep mario in the thousand years away? In fact, that might be the answer No, I played a paper mario That I hear is not as good as frames to real bullhorn balls. Yeah, especially when The second phase does is moonlight attack and that's just like green all over the thing or blue Oh, thanks for jumping again Instead of Stupid attack when it comes to ceiling like sometimes you dodge forward and it works and sometimes it doesn't like For the timing that is so interesting Something he states up there for a while when you run away No, no, no, no, please please. No, I was doing so well Oh What yeah, if he hits you twice that's gg with helpful help I think this is an app time for a coffee break. I'll be back in like a few moments Just when metal it's easy now Have you played the original final fantasy seven? Uh, no Never all the way through It's like one of those games that started like three times and never went through it. I don't know why no particular reason really I have not played it myself Hey, when are you watching redacted by order of a paper hit anime girl who put a stapler and a knife in my mouth? That's a weird TV show name It's interesting. I'm assuming it relates to anime. There's something jumped forward and it worked People anime is this isn't theo's icon of purple anime girl people hid. Yeah, I mean, it's probably that one Let's go mauler. You're our man. If you can't do it rags problems can I'm pretty sure rags would get pretty good at this game if he wanted to but I'm not sure that he would consider the investment worthwhile I'll pick though. Yeah, I I think with as as good as I've gotten at like more how and stuff like that I could get really good at these games. I just I feel like I'm all right for how long I haven't played blood born Um, I do like this game a lot and there's lots. I would praise about it, but there are also problems Like I consider it disastrous the the bosses I enjoy playing against in this game amount to about five out of the like 20 plus That ain't good Uh, wait, what's happened? help Oh, he was on the ceiling. I didn't even know this would happen. Oh, what? Are you looking forward to Um, what do you think of gremlins fighting the best christmas format? Uh, are you looking forward to any upcoming games? Oh, cool. Thanks them Honestly any games that I'm looking forward to I'd have to be reminded that I'm looking forward to them Nothing off the top of my head The only one that I think of is dark tide for me Love when he flops around the floor and you get out of it fairly And they just as a swing at the end like no, you're not surviving. Fuck you That's Ludwig Wow, that probably wasn't a backstab Also, holy shit. That's giving me a lot of health back. Is that normal? Oh my dead. I'm not dead. Oh, wow No Dude, I get so bad with blood vials. I just want to use them Oh, I'm not too happy that that bullet missed Because that's my character all I can do is shoot gun. I can't aim. So if he misses Like that's kind of annoying I always dodge right. It's a serious problem. I've gone Gotcha, bitch stupid dash he does Oh face to all right, all right That phase two felt to me like calls was like, I guess I could do phase two. Is that all right? I'm like, yeah We did the dash again Come on, dude. Just stop just stop um I I don't Like I I get why people like it, but I just feel like it's a massive waste of my time For the hours I sink into that and how did I get my turn? I do not like it every time I go back to it thinking this time will be different If they added a pve mode, I'd probably play with friends and they've said yeah, if they like if they added a a pvb Then we would they would do co-op and stuff and I would too Well, I almost came over that again It's actually insane. No. No, what did you what did you accident? Oh Execute myself I'm gonna excuse myself. I want I want the 90s anime of I I got through two episodes and I hated them both and I didn't want to watch another one for split second I thought my heel was a square Spikes on it really They get good at more house. Yeah. Yeah, probably just any time you would have for anything, right? Practice. I mean, yeah, like practice. I so Chamber faints work really well They take a lot of stamina to use but they fool a lot of people If there is a singular skill to really pay attention to it is Learning the I just learning differences if your enemy's weapon and yours you can get a lot of people Uh Who swing too early at you that would probably be my I guess my starter advice maybe would be to um Learn how to punish people who swing too early and take advantage of them being open What's like, uh I don't think I don't think so at all It's just you got it just being familiar with the game's mechanics um Repetition being familiar You know what moves tend to work and fool people Uh being familiar with the distances of your weapon and theirs You know being familiar with the like just just the control combinations and all the things you do with faints and Uh parries and things of that nature to do one thing too much and rely on it too much if it isn't working Learning good positioning is really key too because if you're outnumbered You could be you could be easy to be filled with your outnumbered. So loading up to spray too far from two months learning how to flank enemies and getting from behind Things are the things like that a lot of stuff goes into that Okay, so I need to just die No, I just did amazing that fucking timing on that that back stat was phenomenal and I win That um, that is still my favorite fight in all of soulsport. I love cars often the cars is so much fun Yeah, I want to fight cars and the fucking shit. Yo, I'm very glad I know you beat cars stop writing in my This is the blood born equivalent of dabbing I'm not I really talked about berserk and how I didn't like it and I could only stand two episodes of that fucking show before I just I think I just got hit by a cannonball that nearly Took out all my help. I clapped when Mola beat cars Look my character is dabbing. He's not very good at it He's like why did he jump almost not doing it at all one might say He's like just doing his hand in the air and all he knows is killing beasts. He doesn't know what dabbing is So, yeah, so all you need to do is bait German or whatever his name is and then you win, right? Yeah, I mean, I'm probably gonna yeah, I'm just gonna I'm just chill out for a little bit. I like this image I'll watch you guys play because uh, I don't want to wind down a sec from cost That was a stressful fight and maria this boss fight legit doesn't want me to play the game Like this is probably the worst fucking fight. You can go far a bit. I guess Oh, what um, how much health have you got my damage is fine? Yeah, I have 40 like my damage is fine. He just flops around too much. You can't pump it to 50 it's not like it's not just not like it doesn't do anything Like yeah, I know I mean, I know I could but man Is there way to see how many vials I've got left So you're gonna be more than half footage in the mandor review probably not I'm gonna try to avoid video game footage unless it's relevant. There might be a bit of halo What if you had like bounty hunter from that star wars bounty hunter game that could that could work Yeah, I ain't playing that. All right. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think that's yeah I'm not gonna get the emulator set up. Why is this now loaded and then play it? Yeah, I'm just not I've got plenty of stuff to use in its place Uh, but yeah, if they're relevant sure, but I'm gonna try to avoid just random gameplay footage if I can Uh, so none of the berserk adaptations are very good people just like the 97 one because it's the best of the lot Yeah, that's the one I tried to What's a bad game you love and what's a good game you hate? um There's a lot of gamecube games I love despite thinking they kind of I kind of really like third age even though it's shit I enjoy Messing around with it. It makes me laugh with all of the crazy moves you could do to crazy damage That's suddenly a goblin will insta kill you or something You're just like what as long as you don't lose too much progress. It could be endearing and then all the references It's really easy to fall into like. Yay. I'm I'm lord of the rings thing. Yeah lord of the rings. Yeah. Yeah um Believe it. Oh, you know what? DS2 has over bloodborne and all the rest of the games is you can put like bone dust or whatever on the nearest What did I get stuck on? What did I get stuck on game? Please tell me just please tell me Why my character just slowed down for no fucking reason at all God, I should use dark forces gameplay so you can fight dark true Um It's sort of for a good while in the second phase. You didn't even use uh A blood vial. It's like yeah, I was being really careful I was like trying to only attack where I thought there was opportunities I fucked up a little at the end and I actually did one of like my best moments at the end there I totally took a risk, but I thought it was fun and it worked Mola save metal. We're in different worlds We're in different worlds But uh, what I was gonna say is in dark souls 2 you can Basically like prestige portions of the game the only way in the souls universe You can do new game plus and fight all the bosses again, right? But In DS2 you could push areas or bosses to the next level So like it'll be really neat in bloodborne if I could push cars to like level 2, you know and fight them again, but I kind of do that It no late smith rags doesn't like berserk, but things dragon age 2 is a good game. What's the tier below normie? So The berserk anime that I watched it was really dumb It was it was just dumb is my best way to describe it. It was stupid Um, I felt no investment in anything. I felt like anything that I saw didn't actually matter Um, it was did the dialogue was annoying everything was about it was just dumb and annoying So I stopped watching it and if you like it, that's fair enough. It's your thing. It's not mine Um, thanks D dragon age 2 is a good game if I had to put a number on it And this is based off of probably literally like decade old plus memory Um, I'd if five is average. I'd probably give it like a six For what now, sorry, so dragon age dragon age 2 Fair enough. Yeah, I'd say it's a little bit better than average Um, so it's on the good side But I don't think it's like amazing or anything. Stop Stop it rons. Stop Make sure to grab this shortcut up here on the right. Thanks for the heads up There we go stupid lord wake piece of shit Oh, you got him Yeah, he's a little shenanigans at the second phase. He just did the he did the slash slash attack like four times in a row right after I healed It was kind of annoying well that living failure is next for you metal Yeah, more shitty bosses. Hey, I like the living failures. I I actually think they're one of the best sort of multi-people bosses there is and that might just be a really good experience this time around But um easy first try. Yeah first try obviously. I'll be fairly. Thanks for the five gifted soups Epicly Ludendorf need to farm blood vials Ludwig Dorf enough Hello there lads takes on the cornetto trilogy Broke from activation. No, I do not I have no thoughts about destiny 2 since the review I haven't played it since the review or my video on it. Why? Which is currently where cyberpunk sits too if you call what we did on the stream a review I've basically not played it at all since uh, then I've just been doing crash in this Um, what do you think of dragons dogba? I haven't played it yet um It's okay. If you don't like berserk rags. You're just literally wrong Well, if the two episodes I saw are representative of the rest of it Then like you have fucking bizarre ass tastes if you like that So those stupid nonsense I've ever seen in anything, but hey, if you like it, you know, you'd like to guess Um, berserk stops right where it gets gets interesting. That's the problem. I have with it. Yeah And as for the cornetto trilogy Shulindad's amazing hot fuzz is amazing and world's end is is pretty good pretty great. I think yeah Need to watch them again. I haven't watched them since last time we watched them all three What do you think about dragon age inquisition I haven't I hear good things about inquisition, but yeah I have to pee I'll be right back. So No, not for 2016 as I've said, it's the I think it's the 97 anime is the one I watched which is Which I've heard is the good one the good show But I constantly also hear it's not that the manga is the only thing that's good It's not the show at all And also a lot of people say the show is trash and a lot of people also say oh, then you have shit taste then So it's like, yeah, well, I think yeah, thanks. That's very helpful Why would they want to help someone with shit taste? Oh True rags and mollar. You should do a stream with smud boy talking about world building and mass effect and dragon age There's no point maybe Yeah, you don't know shit about mass effect The world's end is personally my favorite of the trilogy can't wait for the loss of us to unbridled rage Joel and ellie deserved a better continuation Agreed it's on the way and that's your favorite. That's fair as far as I'm concerned I think there's plenty of reason to love I guess try to pick any any one of them Especially if you like the actual, you know, sort of the core of the story gets to you Yeah, I quite like a lot of it A lot of what it's doing Fucking king. I would have followed you to the end I fucking have For me sonic heroes is like smss to you So just max out red first and simply spam attack combos after sonic tornadoes are blocks most physical attacks. Oh my god Remember when I played sonic heroes Um, so i'm fighting these weird Hello, hello mel. How do you do? Rags, do you have any video playing after mando? Yes, I do As a movie you can still beat uh, kainhurst and uh, the I know second amelia fight whatever the name of that one is Those that exist. Oh, do you mean the second? Um, he's a he's a clone of cleric beast, right? Yeah He's like he's like cleric beast but on fire with some different moves. I believe yeah Yeah, first things first is getting the invitation to kainhurst and I can't remember how I do that Uh, you need to go like behind where you started. I don't remember the path though What is your opinion on the initial mass effect 3 ending? It's fucking horrendous. It was awful. Yeah, it was shocking it was like It's it's it's it's probably a busy Julius like but it was gamathrone season eight before gamathrones was a thing Like it just killed So much of it it made it hard to like mass effect because you knew Because a lot of people are oh, it's really good up until the end It's like yeah, but I was really in it for the ending and like yeah, but the ending is a very important thing Yeah, well, yeah, it is a good game, but Fuck that ending Like which explosion do you want blue or green or red So many choices pressing it's so fucking depressing. Yeah ending and what all the implications of it When you say it's one of all that shit you loved about the mass effect world. Yeah, kiss some fucking goodbye You're like, oh Well, that's shit. Maybe I lack the proper context, but you know So no, no, he'll play he'll play mass effect all I want I'm after his broad stuff. So like with gamathrone season eight. There's no Writing that wasn't just like everything is terrible and destroyed all the characters plot We know since the world was beaten to hell and the whole theme of the entire show was Completely buckled in on itself. So um, I think those are all accurate descriptions of what the ending of um What the ending of mass effect retells us is the main threat doesn't make sense like it. It's a it's a contradiction It's it's um, it's it makes no sense at all. So the main antagonist no longer makes sense The idea of choice is totally stripped away from you. You don't have a real choice Which is completely contrary to um You know, basically what mass effect tells you that and also the idea of like, um It betrays one of the core messages of mass effect one of the core messages of the game is that our differences are that Our differences are like the things that make us unique when we work together like our differences are important um, and then the end of the game Presents the option of like no your differences aren't meaningful. Um, get rid of them It's kind of it's insane. Oh and also what happens to your characters. It's it's a total like Yeah, like you feel sick It made it made me feel kind of sick and like all these characters I loved and I really really liked it It just destroys the world And not in a literal way, but everything you loved about the mass effect universe Was just like it just fucked everything Yes, it did Nobody it was so bad. I remember when it came out it was a fucking travesty when it came out And it just it just So depressing and it made you feel sick The ending really did make you feel sick because you got to the end And that was it and the credits were rolling and you're like What the fuck? I can't believe that is it like that's the end There's no more. This is it That's the ending Yeah, I mean that sounds really lame However The um andromeda came out made everything better And let's get the fuck away from all of this and now they're doing mass effect four I'm not sure if you saw the trailer, but there is going to be a mass effect with like tali and garrus and stuff All right Yeah, I know it feels like you're just digging up the grave to parade it around Wars, yeah wheeling out the corpse of mass effect and pretending it's all okay Look wave and then you put your hand there and just start waving on it as far Trini and rags you are smoking 600 year old crack Sweet. I feel like that's aged to perfection probably Did you know that one of the tracks in wonder woman soundtrack is named ludendorff enough? Really? That is hilarious and I am so glad that you let us know It's just like a fucking dubstep remix of him being like luden luden luden luden luden not enough not enough Wonder woman ludendorff enough Ludendorff enough yes, it you're right it is It's seven minutes long What I'm sure it's an action-packed theme. I just I just find it amusing that they would name it that you know It's funny how that works like this movie's been out for a million years And I'm sure when I first watched it. I didn't care that he delivered that line that way But this time around who oh we cared so much Fucking pissed out laughing and it's not Not just how he says it, but how long there is between him saying it and just anything else happening It's just silence It's like ludendorff enough It's very awkward, isn't it? That efat movies, it's honestly it's getting close could even be a couple of days It's gonna be um my end is a an hour and a half desk bullshits is an hour and 40 to 50 minutes so Over a three hour efat movies Yeah, that's the combo I'm all right. Oh, I'm saying is that what he did? Yeah. Yeah. Um All right, you showed me a sneak peek of you reacting to uh To the to the to the rape and he's done an animation I know I'm playing dark souls 3 so the button for the jump was the wrong one I've been I've been quite disappointed seeing people reacting to that whole thing on uh Unlike the internet you got a lot of people like what's the big deal? It's like all right if it happened to you you would you would think it was a big deal But I'm I'm happy that a lot of people do consider a big deal the people who don't I'm just like me You fucking wake up I think that's as simple as that Can you ask rags which ending is worse mess effect 3 or hill house? Oh, probably mass effect 3 from what you described At least hill house only affects like One family Yeah, mass effect like destroys the whole kind of like universe it's in it's fucking horrible It's the yeah Um, let me see uh any games you wish got a modern sequel Mine is dragon stagma. Uh, but uh, that was his the asker said dragon stagma A modern sequel, um, maybe bait and kato's eternal wings in the lost ocean. Um, I would like to see a modern Uh They made like a good sequel that was mechanically sound and just as referential and respectful as simpson's hit and run I'd take a simpson's hit and run too I'm fucking cool Also blood born to give me like the idea of a jack for but I don't want naughty dog to make it so I really don't what if I make no have a steam where like where like Cor comes back to light. No, not core Uh, where they bring crew back to life and he beats Daxter to death with a golf club and then a very angsty jack is going to go on a revenge adventure until he realizes Oh, it's not worth it. Let's go Just gonna need that flash back. Let's only make the same game from no one. We're off the same story over and over again Nathan Drake gets his head bashed in and alayna goes on an adventure to Get him and then realizes it's not worth it. Fuck you gretling grandpa Uh, oh fuck that yeet Oh How many umbilical cores do I need is three right? Yeah, three. Yeah, I've got two. I'm not even sure what the With the third one is but um, all right Where you get the the the hidden Tool shop like the hunter stream place, but then the normal world I'm pretty sure I know what that is too. Um, does that mean I can't fight? Oh, you can't fight german. Uh, you need the umbilical cores to fight the moon presence I want to fight german though. He's way better than the moon presence Well, you fight german forest and then you fight the moon presence. That's fine Uh, right your favorite scene in mass effect um Uh, it's a spoiler. Uh, yeah, but I'll to to be it's uh Do the meme do the meme No, because that kind of already has it's one. It's one a scientist It evolves a certain scientist in a tower in the game I see my my favorite scene is I'm garrus vicarious and this is my favorite spot on the citadel Yeah, that's good, but I think I think I Yeah, that one's a good choice. Um, yeah, I uh, that one. I uh, I I that one got tears out of me Fucking I uh that oof. What a great because they start that in the second game Yeah, why can't I pick up the yosofka's blood vial chat? What am I missing? And morden does not have like stupid idiotic responses like he's written really well So that is a really good pick. I I also am a big I written. Well, it doesn't make me happy, but they are the the the ending of um, that's the quarry and geth one Depending on whether or not you have the option. So Like if you if you can't Do both The sad ending. Oh What are your favorite mass effect characters are garrus? No question and morden's probably second place. Um, yeah I really like rex I really like rex Yeah, when it comes to coolest it's fucking rex or not rex is the fucking badass I I just I think again another one of my favorite scenes is in mass effect too when you meet rex again And he's like oh shepherd and that just runs over to you and starts shaking your hand because he's just so happy to see He's the only person except for garrus in the old cast is like ecstatic to see you It's is really nice because you know ashley is all pissy about it And he's just thrilled. He's like shepherd's back. Yeah, there's every reason to be happy. Yeah Same thing with garrus, especially with how you you know come across him Yeah holly is It's sorry liara is I don't think that she reacts like apathetically, which is really strange. Yeah Oh, maybe I'm just misremembering it quite a bit. Um, because oh shit that went through We expect that to happen Ilium another name for troi by the way Ow. Oh my god. That was a lot of that. I think I uh Oh, wait, hold on. I think my someone said who his best girl rags if we're talking mass effect then it's tolly, yeah, yeah liara's kind of like liara's okay, and uh, unfortunately the human ones except for jack tends to be a little bit boring Yeah Like miranda isn't as interesting as jack or tali none of them are bad They're just really bad characters. Yeah, none of them are bad. It's just Yeah, the the the there is definitely the the c tier which is Like kaden jaco jaco, but ashley Miranda Whereas like your s tier is garrus tali morden uh, thane legion Sorry, I'll seem to either be one or the other Yeah, well, well because if i'm thinking of like mid tier, it's like grunts, but like I like grunt Yeah, grunt's really interesting Yeah, in his Yeah, he grunts pretty interesting. He seems really appropriate and how they sort of um, I guess what would what would another one? What about samora? Oh, yeah, samara's b tier probably. Yeah. Samara. Yeah samara's not bad. That's the thing She's probably a pretty putter b tier And uh, wait, what wait, what? Uh, that that that was like the last six of aoe is some shit Kaden a let go. No, uh, oh in the third one. Oh, yeah, everyone fucking forgets his ass Yeah, so he's like in the middle. Yeah. Oh, he might I might I might I even I can't even remember enough about him Consider if I'm doing this right now, that's sense. He's just like soldier dude, man Uh Did you who did you choose between ashley and kaden? All right. Well, like I said, I didn't play the first one So what I did was I played that motion comic that they put in mass spec too for like, oh, yeah And I think I picked ashley. I think I did too I think ashley is a little bit more than better than kaden. I think Probably because I can't remember anything about fucking kaden the lingo Uh, but I think I chose ashley. I think it's just the standard thing of people guys tend to choose to check like save the Now, I think she's just a little bit better of a character and Um, another thing about it too is that you can romance one or the other So that will determine which one you or liara Yeah, which I did Um, liara. Oh, yeah, you could yeah, but if you you know roman, so I was one of the options Well, the thing is is what I did was I did liara and then a mass effect two I did nobody and so you get the biggest payoff in mass effect three because you didn't cheat so to speak Like if you don't if you don't then that that earns you like different lines of dialogue I remember that being this case and of course, you know, if you don't do anybody in the first one and then you are pick whoever in two Look upon the god of bloodborne Let's see, uh, no, you're just mocking me because that outfit was my strategy to win To get a head start Yeah, look what I'm doing now Look what happened Look at the mess. I cut my boy Uh, what is how what did you think of how they dealt with the elusive man in mass effect three? I thought it was pretty disappointing to be honest with you. I Yeah, so I can't even like really remember. Um, he was basically indoctrinated by the uh, the reapers Um, I can't I can't remember what his goal was. Um And it's a shame because the sword the space asian ninja man Yeah, and that felt really stupid to me like as a threat I don't really care that there's some dude with a sword that's But then again, there are things about mass effect three that would stupid like oh look at what is this? It's an omni blade. It's like this is dumb Uh, okay. Wait, wait. I hit him like seven or eight times and he didn't die I thought they died to like seven hits at least last time Oh, hey on omnibus. They're really cool. It's actually She eventually gets over is like it's totally well informed It's not like super interesting or complex, but it's like yeah, I totally understand why you kind of have a thing against aliens Much like you understand mando having issues with droids Oh, yeah, that's very Do you guys still dislike doom eternal? I never had an opinion on it. I don't think I never disliked it All right, then How many times do I have to Well, why why did you hate it rags? Let me know. I'm curious. Why did you despise that game? Oh, because I don't like guns and loud noises scare me and I think that demons are a Our minority that needs to be protected and valued and diversity is our strength Yeah, most choice in the mass effect series. Um Say what the most interesting choice in mass effect Part of the problem is like I have pretty strong opinions on a lot So like for instance the geth decision. I don't think it's any contest which side you should pick Like it's geth out of the sand of the way um Or maybe this is it's funny. I said that and I'm like, wait a minute. Maybe racism is like no You should pick the geth one clearly. Yeah, that's So clear emanate And they didn't start the war. So and and if and if the you know, if the quarians aren't it Fucking stupid Thing um like yeah, so that one is I like that choice, but it's a very obvious choice and it's like Save the citadel council versus not That one's kind of annoying because it's like there is a rationale to not saving the council It's like well, we're going to throw away a bunch of lives just to save this fleet. Is it really worth it? Yeah, but the game treats like if you don't save them your monsters I'm not sure. Yeah It's I mean, I I usually do because oh, yeah You know very important prominent politicians and you know, they represent a lot of stuff and It's it's more than just, you know, simple lives against lives, but oh Oh I think it might be How does he happen to me all the time? Did you see that? I didn't I just I'm appreciating the guy but the one guy headbutted me Then one of the big balls came flying hit me and then a second one came right after that and hit me again And I died instantly. Yeah, I had that happen Twice, I think that's one of the ones I was telling you about Oh, yeah, they're a fun one Oh Like when like what to do with the research data the morden loyalty mission I can't remember that one like Feels good man coming back to areas that were annoying once and you're just super opinion like On that enemy in one go, jeez Which game have the better ass effect or halo? um Well, you spend a lot of time with aliens learning their culture and Have them as squad mates more often and talk to them as more deeply. You know, I wasn't So I feel like it's not even fair. Yeah, I don't think it's yeah, it's not quite even Like if I if there was a like a halo game where I played as an elite And was really steeped in the whole covenant or sankili Culture I'd be able to decide But um as it stands now, it's not quite. I don't have enough information to really say So I guess math effect, but that's just almost by default Yeah, I think Yeah, basically. Oh, what the fuck was that damage? Holy shit Just Just got to the tcw hot take can theo who was on e-fap be theo who won't be on e-fap. Thank you. Hello raggers Hello, we welcome theo's hot takes they amuse. Yeah, also. I trust his heart takes Doki-doki literature club is labeled a psychological horror on steam perfect for october. I say character. What the fuck are you doing? Oh Make sure you go and spoiler free Maybe we'll play it one day. Who knows Um, well then tell us that it's the psychological horror on steam if you want us to go into it spoiler free Yeah, you ruined it so like uh Hey guys, I'm indy game dev and I was thinking about making an e-fap video game my free time What genre would you want it to be side scroll a beat em up or fighting game or something else? Um, I feel like that should be your choice. Yeah, a dealer's choice. Honestly, whatever you feel most comfortable with An e-fap fighting game Would you say for you An e-fap fighting game would be interesting if you could you know if each you know character or recurring guest was a fighter Yeah, I would expect I have like mr. Fantastic level moves My hands like You you would throw potions at people just because you're a plague doctor probably right I figure that might be the case. Yeah Like make make me like death stroke in an injustice. All right Nobody would want to play against me Shad would be easy to put in there Rags would be interesting. I wonder if they do rags like sif You can do rags like sable from killer instincts, maybe Yeah, rags could just be a big ass way wolf too. Like oh, maybe that's his ultimate Yeah, like I have two modes like we're normally I'm just I am just simply mild mannered rags However, I can transform into a wear shebe Then again shouldn't wolf be the wolf character Um, wolf. I'm not a Why don't you have more than one way wolf? I don't know He extends to have I mean I got I make me like jet force jim and I doggo where I'm uh Oh with the guns on the back. Yeah. Yeah So many different possibilities Like me make me a support character where I like heal and revive and stuff like that and sing songs game Oh in a fighting game. Oh Yeah, if there's no one to support. Yeah, that'd be oh, yeah What if what a game like um marvel ultimate alliance where it's the same thing we were all just talking about but then you could have Different like rags could be that type of character. That'd be fun support character. I like this idea If you can't find out how to make me work in the gameplay itself then have me be like Almost like an announcer or mc How's none of them died yet That's assuming that you went the fighting game around. What was the other one that he suggested potentially? Oh, um So I'd scroll beat him up So I'd scroll beat him up would be an interest like if it was the streets of rage time to find where you had like just like Characters. Yeah, I think I could this is why we're like all of these can work go for it Do whatever you want. I feel like a lot of these whatever whatever genre that has an emphasis on characters. Yeah I mean, I feel like you could all you could push all of them in that way, right? You can do like a tactical RPG or something as well like a fire emblem. Uh Uh, I'm thinking about More combat is dialed but with beef have members and like the fatalities like shard just calls an army of swords They're just penetrate over and over again every way You know, and if you had like a friendship, it would be a spaghetti bolognese bowl running up to him with like little legs dancing So much potential Because I'm like the gun guy, so if you're gonna have to be a gun guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah So how many like but with an air? Okay, and stuff Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then that way wolf could be like the sable wolf kind of character Yeah, he he goes. Yeah. He's like he's known for his rage and stuff like that. So make him the werewolf character I like the Metal would be like his ultimate brings in shaley who kills people or something Hmm That's just how he moves around. He's always sitting down. He's always on the chair. Yeah What would the what would the x-ray move or whatever be? For metal for anybody So if he tells it's more interesting than x-rays Oh, yeah, sure. I guess like I feel like my face metal could cry So hard that he fills the screen they drown. Yeah I Like just to being no or something some kind of no related the head explodes Like cindal just scream no Collapse blood shoots out of your ears. Yeah I'm all looking forward to the next unbridled rage. It is on the way things Wheels are spinning as they do And uh, not gonna lie if I saw quintin outside my door, I'm chambering around. That's the last one for beat up 103 is Oh boy Hey, man, I'm better to be safe and sorry, right? What if quintin attacks you? Would that be video where john wick dies and the dog kills everyone? Yeah, the backstory He's reversed john wick Brags as human was murdered unjustly or finally with many of sadness Also, your car was broken into slash stolen But it's time you fight back So I have no idea where I'm actually supposed to go in this area. I'm kind of just wondering I feel like at this point I can take my time a little I mean metal hasn't even beat maria I haven't even beaten whatever the next one is after the fifth one. I did the witches Wow, this place is filled with women screaming at me I don't like how you know relatable Yeet, you should watch It's a really bad video. Yeah with a title like that. I can imagine it's probably pretty trash Man my dress is not looking Brags, what are your thoughts on the suicide missions mechanics in aspect two They're fine, but I feel like they could be a whole lot better But just the fact that if you do the loyalty mission, they like you They won't die basically and as long as you don't put people in the worst possible jobs, they'll be fine What they should do is for no, I'd have to think about it, but I just don't really do stop spamming I do find it really annoying that there's a scene where you have to choose between Miranda and jack and whoever you pick the side against will die if no matter what it's really stupid No, you can have everyone survive Um, no, what I'm saying is like if you do that mission and you haven't got enough Paragon to like diffuse it or enough renegade to diffuse it then they one of them is going to die because one of them will become neutral Stop being so great Because I remember I was replaying it after I already figured this out and um And I forgot I forgot to save so my last checkpoint was like several hours ahead of that Yeah, that was not a fun time Because it's it's straight after jack's loyalty mission. So um, yeah before you do that Save because if you don't have enough power gone, then one of them's dying Yeah, and I don't like the fact that those are skills you have to put points into oh, he just fucking did his attack right That's fucking shit, dude Braggs, do you punch the reporter on the sit? I hit him twice. It just was like Blood blood blood Even though none of the other ones did that before Fuck off Oh, what was right out To max oh fantastic. I'm out of fucking blood bio. It's just fucking kill me. What about max. Sorry It's mawler's weapon upgraded to max as far as I know. Yeah, I use the blood rock. I think that's the last thing you do Yeah, that's max. Oh my God stop it It's my the reason I don't deal as much damage as you think is because my points are mainly in health Uh rags, what are your thoughts on the paragon renegade system? I don't like it Yeah It I think it's done I think it's almost like a system that shouldn't be a system They should the the writing should be the challenge Like if the writing is really good and they give you tough decisions that should be the mechanic Yeah, not did you put enough points into your paragon so that you could say the thing you want to say Yeah, which because it just heavily incentivizes always picking paragon every time so yeah Because like oh you didn't put enough points in paragon rex is dead now Oh Fucking shit. Oh Okay, and then you restart your game Yeah Yeah when and and when I think about like the fallout rpg system in terms of like karma uh That's I think it's a little better But that's mostly tied to the results of it not to like you don't lose a beloved squadmate if your karma isn't high enough You know Yeah, it has less impact on you know Um, so like my brain is melting and we've been going for a so uh Are you throwing in the tower? Well, I mean I already lost anyway. I'm just I'm just saying like yeah, I'm being good and so the fight is still going So Do you think morality should be quantified as good and bad in any game? Ideally no morality is too complicated to try and distill to a number Um There's just realistic consequences to your decisions and the people in the game Should have a certain view of you based on the things that you say and do Because perceived morality is far more important than actual morality in terms of like that's the uh the good thing about choice in games it's usually that it's the the What do you think about the choice and the pondering that you have and what it says about you? Is a lot more meaningful than the consequences of the choice And I think a lot of that is lost if the game says this is the good one and this is the bad one You should play soma free Play should I know I should play soma I know but I got A bloodborne when you could be playing so yeah the fuck oh, let me just play blood for seven you could have completed soma If you hurry yeah, it's your idea. All right. Oh, it's my idea. So you have no spine We spent eight hours here It kind of is surprising that we've been you for eight hours. I didn't realize Yeah, time flies when you're not having fun. I was having fun Metal you are having fun, right? I mean, yeah, I'm just still annoyed that the race was over so quickly. That's that's my only gripe likes Really annoyed by this It was it stopped being competitive so long ago I got no chance It's weird it's it feels like I've been on an adventure in this game, but it really hasn't been that long at all Well, I mean eight hours long, right? I mean, it's long but for a game like this you feel like you uh Feels like the scenery has changed so much. I feel like that's one of the things that these games do really well Things this feels like a really strong progression. Yeah All right, okay someone says um He's asked us a bunch the hitbox of them fuckers is kind of wonky Games, but what does that mean for the quality of games lacking narrative choice like ratchet and clank and crash vandicoot? Well, what? Choice is important in games with choice Uh us, but if we're talking about narrative choice. Yeah, yes But like if games a game doesn't have to have narrative choice if it doesn't Want to if it wants to tell a story that is this is what happened Yeah, it's like the important thing in video games What about games that don't have guns kind of like not all games need it not all games should have it It might be the case of like linearity, but again, it'd be well, that's the point crash isn't about choice It's about getting to the end of the level. Yeah Um, I'll pass off gun question. I'm planning to get my Any suggestions for an economical sidearm primarily for personal defense purposes economical Um, I hear the eye points are actually kind of good and worth it for the price point Um I got my radon p64 for pretty cheap. It's not pleasant to shoot, but it's it's nice and slim It makes a good carry pistol for that purpose um um You can probably look up some youtube videos that have a lot of recommendations as well, but those are the two that come to mind um Because my carry is a glock 26. Let me see how much those are these days That's a I think it's really good for a carry gun. It shoots really nice for a gun its size Uh, clock 26 When I got it it was 500 and it's still basically that yeah, so that's what I use You know you do you Um, you know, I really enjoy it. I like it a lot I would that would be my recommendation But if you're looking for economical then High points are the pistol serve and the c9 I've heard they're you know, they're cheap and for the price they're good Okay, that's deagle. They can shoot through anything. Yeah, exactly Those are big though Dude In your pocket rags, just shove it right in there Let's see this one's 160 That one's 250 This one's 170. Yeah, they're really if it's just if you just need something cheap that'll I heard they're pretty good considering the price point and the Read on piece 64 Those are I think I got mine from classic firearms. Let me check They're they're basically they're old 70s 80s. Um Uh refurbished Uh police sidearms from poland Or like eastern europe someplace around there Uh So let's see. Yeah Why is mullet wearing a dress? Wow Wow is all I have to say Introducing low garyas I'll do him. I'm gonna skip a mcdlow mcdlow stuff And then I'll go to the losses Yeah, it's like 350 I'm glad I got mine when I did because I got mine for like Cheap, but it's because they they basically got a bunch that were imported and classic firearms were selling out for a bunch of them And they'll they'll be like the price will be like flat like like a 200 or whatever price Or you could pay a little bit extra and they picked like the best one of the group and they'd give it to you but That you know, I may look at it Do they stop grouping? That's probably shit. That's so annoying Oh, then you die with one hit Yeah, that's just what they sell for and I would highly recommend it You could now the block 26 is the smaller Specific like the subcompact one if you want to get a normal Hey, whoa, why did you not? Okay, okay, you're angry I get it Ah It doesn't take no finance Bill Yeah, no, no, no, don't kill me. That would be racist my opinion on the mp5. I've never shot one I hear that they're kind of like the gold standard for submachine guns though I would love to shoot one, but come on one of you don't group up so much Fox, I'm not sure if you guys saw my super chat in the latest e-fap stream We will we will But um, I have a tweet of fat I got If you want to if you want to be me dm me that on discord, I'd love to take a look at it because that sounds just crazy enough to Like that Why must you turn my office into a house of lies these snake enemies gotta say I do what I suck. They stumblock you by all Final hit on lo garius with a fucking parry get dabbed on Jesus Dabbing look at that dab. That is the perfect dab. There is a sword in my throat Oh, no, that sounds dangerous dabbing on lo garius Yeah, you have a sword in you. Mm-hmm. Oh, it's gone. Oh, it's one of those kinds of swords, you know Oh, you know stop stumblocking me Keep stumblocking him No for something that's supposed to save your life. I wouldn't cheap out and buy a yc9 or something To save it more money gets something reliable. I agree I I agree with that, but the question was asked for a bit living failures. This was so much fun Good job, man. It doesn't open from this side. So I'm okay. So now do you I have to get blood vials first, but yes Idea is a car of illusions. What is the crown of what does this whole sequence even do guys? I don't remember That's cool Bambam Very nice. Oh, do we have enough chunks to upgrade my weapon one last time? Gone mate, if you're not gonna give me stuff, I'm just gonna kill you You've been warned. I'm missing three chunks Fuck that you were warned. Here comes a molotov cork torel Oh my god Now that's distracting. I throw a ball at her. She says how sad this is Yeah, she's basically invincible. You can you could kill her with like Something that just that's floating in the middle of the room. Do you pose me really weird? No, she's just lying on the floor But in the air kneel. I mean, how do I kneel? Is that one of my moves? People have asked me two questions about Andromeda. So I only played like the first hour I played the Eden Prime wannabe mission and I just did not care about anything At all and I never played it again after that Like I didn't enjoy it. It ran like shit I just didn't like it like didn't like any of it Uh even in springy you're gonna finish the game probably not Oh, there is a kneel prompt Um, we're going to more finishes. Well, I might not even make it to there. Like I said, I should I should be done with this in about 20 minutes now Oh, all right. Yeah, I'm happy to stick around for that then. Um And then I got to work on my book whenever that's ETA never At this rate What does drinking vile blood do anyone? Cool It gives you AIDS. No, not AIDS super AIDS or normal AIDS Oh, man. I don't have any blood drags souls Now I'm interested in exploring this egyptian mythology thing. I think none might be Heal near death plus one what gun experience moller has irl Zero well other than, um, uh, use my dad's air rifle a couple of times. That was fun That's nifty. Oh my god. I backstabbed the pig in the butt. Yeah Sentences that you hear on e-fat Backstab Skipping laurence. Oh, I gotta do laurence as well. All right All right. No, come on. Come on. I'm tired. All right. Yeah, actually, that's a good point Why the fuck laurence is just cleric beast on AIDS. So there's no need. I'll just play the two cool bosses, all right Oh, am I up to a boss? I see some fog up here The shadow of yaman, should I be concerned? Yeah, no, no yaman the fuck you've ruined the whole game. I I said yahnim You're talking about no jumbo. You're in the whole game Oh So there's three enemies one Should I be is this is this going to be not fun? Uh, I mean I liked them. I don't think mal liked them All right. Well, I never liked those bosses. No, fuck those Oh my god, I can't even get close to them. They just keep It's like a piss watchers, but not as fun. I'm going to battle them naked to prove to assert dominance Fuck you, dude As a warning to the rest. Oh, that was not a Have you seen stargate sg1? No, uh, I hear good things the only stargate that I've seen is the movie All right, no, that's an audio clip If I were to play mass spec, should I be male chef or fem chef? fem chef Uh, I got poked into butt by her. Yeah, I mean, it's not like they're both they're both close enough They're both good Uh, I've played as both I don't know if I I don't know if I honestly have a preference probably fem chef because I can romance garrus I wish I let me romance rex though Um, do I need to do anything? I want to be his queen I want to be rex's queen back on uh, tachanka Do I have to do anything with the umbilical cords other than have them? Uh, don't remember. Do you have to consume them chat? Do I need to eat the umbilical cords? This is a normal thing to do in a video game Yep, all the chat is saying eat them Here I go. Yeah, but you could romance tolly as a male. So that's very true Yeah, it's it's legit. It is up to you. There's no wrong choice here Weapon at risk are you fucking serious right now? I never got that the entire game Yeah, I was surprised. I don't know why this happened. I haven't updated upgraded in a while, I guess Is it rags his horniness is off the charts today? Oh, you have no off the charts today. What the fuck Today, this is nothing. This is nothing. I am I'm like, I'm in eunuch mode right now. This ain't nothing. I've come to bargain You've come to suffer Okay yambo That's what it was I've come to come Wow, what a start to the fight. Wow, I didn't get to parry. That's racism Where'd you go, buddy? Oh my god Sire Okay, I don't know I don't like being knackered. I I I shouldn't have done this. Oh a lot of bullettos Okay, kill the fireball guy first and then get rid of the sword guy before face. Oh, is there a third face to there? Sire I feel if my guy aimed better with that gunshot, I'd be okay. Maybe Oh, my damn echoes. Why is there a guy with a katana? This is meant to be london in, I don't know He got it from the colonies Yeah, what the Japanese colonies Yes Well, I mean, I'm a I'm quite a fan of I I'm not I'm not super into the first game but jack two and three I do like those ones. They're not I don't view them as favorably like ratchet and plank with really my jam but um I do like Jack and Dax, so that was a simpler time. Um, when games actually had good writing and good gameplay at the same time Usually just one or the other It was back when gamey games were around, you know Games were having fun Um, admittedly jack does not have jack has great dialogue writing, but it doesn't have Awesome like lots writing where I think um, sly cooper was probably And like ratchet and plank is super satirical in a way that I really like. Um Where is I oh, oh, oh god now they've got snakes in their head. So it's going to be even worse I think 18 percent of players played fem chef in mass effect three Really? Yeah, I actually that no that you know what that doesn't surprise me actually now that I think about it And yes, there are by uh buying gay romances. I just forget the specifics of each. It's been a while I think um, I think the the the guide we were talking about the mexican dude in mass effect three. I think he was gay I think like so, um Let's see paragon versus renegade 64.5 percent of people chose paragon Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. Yeah um Oh, wow, um, okay, so Go do some of these um Eight percent of players did not hear the gen of age Wait, how many? Eight percent. Oh, yeah, because if you didn't like you kind of like oh my god, imagine making that choice Like I'm sorry that is the incorrect choice I didn't think that would do that much damage. I should have figured that I wasn't very good attempt and I still did all right So I don't think it was going to be too much trouble No, I forgot edy famous last week. Yeah, he is also a character. Yeah That's not even greed. I just didn't even know I figured I'd survive whatever it is. He was doing I don't I didn't know what he was doing I thought maybe you might summon something Go ahead. I thought you're done Oh, just like he did a move the is like a charge up and it could really be anything Like for it kind of made me think of the living failures And I kind of thought when it looked at the moon that it was going to send like a missile toward me or something but uh Not quite Let's see, um Oh, that was 64 percent of players did not get to meet rex in the me3 campaign How was that? Oh, well, I guess depending on how many No, how was what no, how is that possible? I don't know, but most people didn't even meet rex So that would mean that most people didn't save rex and in aspect one really So art of me can believe that because like you have to point to paragon. It's yeah, it's it's based on paragon Smaller always rank up paragon on your playthroughs, please. Yes Because getting getting enough renegade to do things is always easier than getting enough paragon to do the thing Gets you down. Oh, cool. No carry attack on the in So as far as classes go, uh 43.7 percent of people played soldier, which is yeah, because it's just they just make it's too good Um, I had the most fun as an adept but only 8.1 percent of people used it I can remember what I I think my first playthrough I did soldier, but then after that I picked something a little more interesting Yeah, I did I did adept. Um, I had no I did like no guns with me like the lightest pistol I could carry Uh, and that was it and I just was able to because in aspect three the less You carry the faster your recharge rate is on your skills Um, so you could make like you could get insane if you're an adept which is all biotics And you could just fucking be playing in powers all through combat is really fun Um 58 percent of players let garrus win the shootout on the citadel Okay 3.8 percent of players shot mordin I'm making losing mistakes right now That is unbelievable. 3.8 is still too high. Yeah, it's like who the fuck does that? They must have hit the wrong button Yeah Oh my god Rags you don't need paragon to save rex if you do his quest. This is in mass effect one Uh, if you have personal mission and get his family armor, which I bet a lot of people Did absolutely not do Evidently of 64 percent of people it means that a large number of people got garrus. Uh got rex killed clearly. Yeah Um What are you looking at by the way, it's just some link I found with some statistics by a way released about mass effect 3 Good job for me. Thanks guys second try not too bad Right, the reason no one that rex was because he was default dead in mass effect two, which is weird That would be the default. Yeah And that was the game that maybe I don't know about that one I'm starting to wonder how much Why the hell would you make him default dead? That is bizarre Like wouldn't it be better to have more characters than less god damn Does that mean that they expect rex to die as the default Yeah, because I think the default obviously was uh, if you're male, then it's um Then ashley, but female it was caden. I think that's the defaults as well Keeping them alive is difficult. Yeah, but I don't I don't know why they do it like that anyway Yeah, but if you didn't have to do it at all, then it's difficulty doesn't matter. Yeah I guess it would be that the whichever So there's like a mosquito thing Oh, bloodborne, why'd you give an enemy such a fast move when you can't handle showing it? And all right Oh Right, it should If rat and rags if rex is dead, then you deal with reeve in the next half I don't even know who that is. So reeve is is uh the replacement and he's not So the big difference between him and rex is that if you do to make the wrong decision with the jennifer rex will find out And uh and come to get you whereas he should whereas reeve is too stupid to notice So he won't So so I don't even know who reeve is If you have reeve it means that you will always have the krogans as part of your fleet But again, I can't I'm rather making the wrong choice than that's in that section He said that the word chef doesn't need hero. How could you let him down? Good Now let's show them why it's like Gets me in the field By the way, rex's armor was Spam in dogs. Yeah, the kroken armor was always just four attacks in a row locked me in like what am I supposed to do? You're supposed to not get attacked in the first place. Yeah, that's a great thing to tell players in that It's like cut out all the bullshit just insta killed me with a first attack. Why don't you? Yeah, but remember if you don't insta kill with the first attack, then it's easier to say it was your fault Yeah, because it looks like you just keep taking attacks and you're like that's not I didn't give permission I think this is the furthest I got uh in my last playthrough actually no wait no I got further than this I think I beat the spider boss whichever one that is Oh, fuck. I'm out of fire paper. That's not good Oh, what the there's a guy spraying me with a fire thing. Oh, it's a hunter. All right. I've only got one Oh, you should fight them. They're always really good Huh, the hunter fights are always really good. You should totally do it I mean Did you spare the rack my queen? Yes, I did. The payoff for that was uh email Oh, right. No, she has to fuck. Wow. She just you beat the game. Yeah What are our favorite places in mass effect? I See my my garrus bias showing because I think it's Korean to cool, but I think Korean I don't know anything about their like their culture and stuff Compared to like Korean The asari on that Yeah, they're they're very yeah I really like the Krogan actually more than I think I do too. Yeah, they I really like the Krogan. I like uh They're going to warrior culture and it's a it's a culture on the decline Now I'm just kind of sitting here watching Yeah Yeah, this is one of the better fights in the game for sure To I guess I should be able to get the last three chunks and The nightmare, right? Which also means I have to do Those fucking frenzy fuckers When you fight a boss like this and they start sitting there and sort of Stretching is that are you supposed to just know that that means they're going to do an AOE attack? Well, the way to play it if this your first time is back away from them watch what they do And if it's a big circle around them, you can safely assume there's a damaging circle Which is every time they sort of stretch out a bit. It's like, oh, they're gonna do something Oh See so there's like a queue of moves I went to attack like when he was coming down But he flattened me first and then it like registered that as an attack that it wants me to do Once I get back up and I'm like, I don't want to get back up an attack I'm like spanning circle and it's like no the attack's got to come first like but it's going to kill me. It's like, no, well Well, that's the game like Keycode queue Input queue, I guess we'd call it So it's that the asari are super cool if you think of them as evil parasites mind alternating Mind alternating bent on universal domination I just don't think that they're I think I think it's just another instance of they're a little too like almost good Yeah, yeah, they live for fucking ever there And like they're just they're all attractive women and they uh, they're all, you know loving peace and stuff As opposed to like a warrior clan that's been um oppressed by uh an illness Because they were too powerful Um or a race that did that and believes that they were justified in doing so and are very scientifically minded Yeah, but they have really short lifespans. They only live to be like 30 something years So yeah, their culture reflects that and the way that they Like decide, you know breeding stuff and contracts and Chlorians a super non-adaptable race friends until I got me created their own undoing And I've had to flee their home because of a race that they created and subjugated Living in floatillism space This sucks as well sometimes the camera gives up on focus Um, if things move around you too fast or just too far away You can really fuck you up sometimes The real things for the resoup. Good morning. Good morning indeed Sorry, you're just space elves. Yeah, they kind of give that vibe where they're just better than you And they live a really long time Everybody loves them They're just the best and you're like, yeah, you didn't have to meanwhile, you know, when you think about the the dwarves You know They intentionally make the lock-on break if they dash past you Yes cool That that is that is what I highlighted. Yes I'm sure I thought these was great ones wisdom. How much does a great ones wisdom gift is five? Motherfucker, I wasn't ready Doesn't he do the anime screams when he jumps at you? Yeah a little bit I Remember watching a cutscene from that final fantasy 7 remake the amount of anime grunts and that thing is unreal I don't know how people can play that game without wanting to pull their eyes out their ears off rather That game looks very nice, but like all the anime grunts Like that's all it is I don't get it people do this the real life I do all the time imagine having to sit in a recording booth. That's like so what's my direction just go like good Let's do that over and over again For me, it's so grading that it often actually makes it very difficult to consume that content. Yeah Death Note has some good anime grunts Damn, I got weapon at risk. I shouldn't have said that I'd never gotten it. That's what yeah my fuck up was you have Jinxed and timeless Where do I get more I need a couple of more trunks update by chasms to quality Mormons That is a real sentence. I just uh I can't appreciate it. Oh, you know, let me go game. Come on. Go. Let me go Normies can't handle brunts. Okay. I'm a normie then I can't handle brunts. Yep. You got me I think you confirmed What is this Disgusting bullshit with this stupid gun Stop spamming it Yeah That last attack attacked him would have been fucking caught in that whirlwind of attacks like an inch away Oh, I fell over because of his gun Or the statue I don't know for sure I do find it interesting that um when I think about the anime that I like basically all of them The ones I like are the ones that don't do the things the anime does at least to a minimal level or makes fun of it Like again, the fact that death note has really over the top like sequences for people writing things down in the book My gosh, I'm not really funny these quick zooms Man his face to damage is so Intense. I don't know if like does it make a huge difference not having clothes in this game? I can't remember Well, you might know that so I didn't think it did Why why are you doing that way? Well mainly because I didn't think it mattered that much I was wearing a doll out for it earlier. I don't think that gives you anything does it? Not a lot now. I don't think so Oh piss off you I know it matters in dark souls quite a bit, but I don't think it matters in this that much Mm-hmm because his second phase is really hard to get through Just like from a Uh, what's the word I'm looking for the attrition that's the one I was looking for I don't think I can survive long enough in phase two to beat him Yeah, there's the anime screams I can hear and I just briefly turned it on Mm-hmm. Oh, I should have fucking repaired my weapon too. Whoops Probably yeah I really should move away from him when he does that move I always get tempted to move towards him It's like an instinct of uh, they're up there weaker now Except your death, right? He's standing there defenseless. I should hit him with my sword thingy No, you Pray more barrier. I'm out of bullets. I lost all my bullets See if we can sell the real blood born as the pigs we fasted along the way. Yeah, that makes sense I would say so I got anything I can sell. Oh, let's sell these fuck it We'll even buy clothes an ammo I feel like these are all good choices to make Rita Plasts I've just sold that too What is the best armor out of these? These are probably ones I sold, right? We're the Cainhurst ones Oh, I can't afford them Let's just get the basic set What's on the extended cut? I mean, it's better but still it's not It doesn't change the fact that there are only three choices Well, it adds the fourth one where you say nah, no, and then you lose Like so that's that's nice So so that's what I mean. That's still the problem. You can't win on any on terms which aren't the uh, Which aren't those of uh, the reapers Their terms are the only terms really Because it's either that or die, which is not Yeah die It gives you it gives you more information But it is the problem of like the fact that the mass relays blow up Like that's it. It's game over like you're stuck in your solar system That's it. Yeah, and you've got this entire fleet stuck on earth, which has no resources like That's that's it's all going to go so wrong Yeah, the the citadel going to different all these galaxies and exploring exploring the galaxy going to all these cool places All the citadel stuff all of you know, it's like they're just no none of that ever it's gone again forever It's gone forever And the problem is the game's like oh, they'll rebuild them It's like but they're they were made by the the protheans. So how can you rebuild them? They weren't made like you don't have to know how to do that or we would have already done it Yeah So yeah, like it's shit It's really shit. It's super depressing It's like imagine it like in star wars the planet you're on you have to stay there now Yeah Like if uh, I mean especially in a galaxy that has long standing been an intergalactic community with the resources It would need to sustain that community It would be like if there was a war and then you got trapped in the town that you live in Um, yeah, and you could never leave and you never never leave. Yeah, never leave never see your family again Wherever they live. Yeah, could never see the rest of your people again Like imagine current you like you've heard the genophage just for that to happen. Yeah Hmm It's like we still we still got like a lot of problems on this planet We really do not have the resources to make this work But then yeah the extended cuts like nah, it's not a problem. It's like, oh it is though Oh, he just pulled the trigger buddy And the gun I pulled the gun out. He just didn't pull the trigger for us too late. Oh Oh That's a god damn shame Someone said to be fair planets are huge so like that's one thing to say if you're a human on a A ravaged earth at least it's earth the human planet, but what if you're part of that big ass? Yeah, yeah, you're never ever gonna see like your home planet and your home culture and all of your people and your family again You're just gone and that's it like I hope you said your goodbyes because you'll never see him again You're stuck here with all these aliens The hunt was one hit away He was one hit away Technically they aren't stuck there or just take months or years to get back your family system I don't think years is a long time and I don't think they could because again That technology was made by the Prometheans the Prothians Yeah, I think it's the mass relays that make it possible Like it relies on the mass relays as far as I remember somebody's saying in shaft that apparently you still travel fcl It's like yeah, you could but like how fast because it seems like the mass relays are essential to like To traveling these distances. Yeah to make it viable. Yeah Like if you yeah because like again beetle juice 600 years away if you're traveling at the speed of light Yeah, so how much faster than light if you're traveling six times the speed of light. That's 100 years Yeah, that's the problem is like even if the speed is fast the distance is still substantial There's no yeah, if you have a system like if you have a sci-fi world just say it's Like you open up portals or you open up rifts in the spacetime continuum or some bullshit like that That's what you know slip spaces basically it's like oh you're kind of and you know hyperspace Like oh this is kind of like not You're not really in the final reality. Kill them big kill them This is it so is it also the uh There's some auto correct here the turians and the quarians. I'm guessing they can't eat human food Yes, of course. They're not they're not human beings. Yeah It's the important thing Man, I am bad at sacrifice That's just being really depressing. Yeah, because the ending of mass effect three is super depressing like Like I felt sick after I first finished the game Like I was already worked up to that point with how shitty like the final choices and stuff are And how they just do an exposition dump out of fucking nowhere Right before your final choice And then that's how the resolution is and you're like, oh, yeah, I feel like shit I never thought I'd have to do that. I think um, I remember that because I played that game for like the whole day Have you seen a trailer for a new film shadow on the clouds? Wow What is it? It seems to be a movie where it's like there's it's like world war two pilots But there are gremlins on the plane Okay And and what I remember from the trailer was there's a shot where she falls out of the plane And then a plane explodes underneath where she's falling and shoots her back into the plane that she fell out of Yeah, so um, that's amazing. I kind of want to see it. Yeah, same Bit of a funny way. It's really up-graded Oh Geez spooky with his old gun there arcane. I gotta get a cane done. That's shit That's a pope. He won. I don't want that Uh That was a fart noise. I'm very proud of it. Yeah, that's like my energy levels Right now Yeah, and about now I'm gonna start watching razzle in life. So I'm gonna start watching the back of my eyelids Well, that's what I would do but I have to I have to work on Tuesday again. So it's me tomorrow So I'm just gonna reset my sleep schedule. Hopefully Better fucking works if I do an all night or for that This this this time I'm not gonna make a lie. Am I? michael ashes Big ol the galpin high mark. AOE attack is really in this hunter is going And it's not the boss for it Oh god, this terrifying whenever he does that I'm not able to hit it. All I'm doing is losing health I hate when that happens Because I'm pretty fond of my health. Have you moved so far? Oh See you later, buddy Goodbye Bye I have no more health. How would you fix the massive at three ending? Just have it be like you don't have to have anything fancy or amazing Just like you defeat the reapers the cycle has ended Like you are the ones to end the cycle of constant galactic extinction You are kidding me. I am not quite, but it may as well be if he shoots his gun. I'm dead I uh, I don't even know what happened there I uh, I summoned an old hanzer. I wasn't supposed to right Oh No, that's Did you oh look you beat it by like one day Oh Wow Oh boy, that's the end you win. I just like the amount of shots it still took How many shots did I have left there as well? A six maybe you probably shot like 10 times there I can't even dab No, moon presence just starts, but you don't have to beat german again. Yeah, because he's done now Oh, wait. Oh, yeah, I don't fight. Do I I just get eaten? I can't remember what happens anymore. You can do both. You can do both. Oh, I guess I didn't get eaten. So wait Wait, how do I choose between those? I don't know. I can't believe I I just did that. That's probably the weirdest win And I I lowered me to like one hp Also, there's no fucking way I'm fighting new moon presence in your reset Oh You died that shit I like how it just still there's like, yeah, just hit me come on Come on. Can we do it? Come on. What what are you waiting for? Come on do it Oh Wait, did I kill him in my last bullet? There's no fucking way I killed him in my last. Please someone check that That's too unreal I wouldn't believe it in a million years though. I'd like to You know what? I'll do it for you like seriously This was intense blood board where I've ever had my entire life. If that's true His entire life. I mean, well, look at the what are the odds for you? Look at it Maybe counting down Okay, so I think you you You have zero bullets at the end, but I think you've shot one more time than you needed to Still pretty clutch, but yeah, you had zero zero up there I don't remember this boss Wait Oh, my visor attack damage didn't even go up when I upgraded my weapon So that's that's fun. I remember when I first fought there. I had a weapon that did like a shit ton of visor damage What the oh chinheim, I don't feel like my weapon is stealing more damage I upgraded it twice What the hell just happened to me? Okay, I'm young Guys, I'm scared. Am I dying? Oh, that amount of blood is probably not good for me um jeez That's a lot of blood Pretty sure you kind of need that in your body I'm not an expert on blood or anything, but you know, what are you a doctor second? I'm an educated educated gas here uneducated I should say Dude, that move is not good for the moon presence. It just benefits me really That move in particular anyway. I'm not saying I'm winning guys. Shut up Fire please Oh god, am I gonna die? Ah What did it do? Is it cooling down? What's happening? Yeah Oh, that's that's what it did, right? Man, I missed my curve hammer. That was pretty good Oh good. Fuck that was way easier than I thought it might have been Trying to drown me in blood bitch Nightmare slime We did it Oh boy So I only beat five bosses I didn't beat amygdala, so He got me there He won her as a mega field. I know knew he's gonna win like, I don't know how many hours like Seven hours ago. Yeah, I think we all knew that wasn't yeah. It was uh when there was like no sign of him having like Any trouble with the bosses like yeah this is over Holy shenry, I was just raving Now mule was a slug, so that's the end of that escapade. It's a metaphor fringle But I also kind of stopped trying because I'm kind of I started I am yeah, same here Yeah, that is the fate that is the ending I go on well that was a lot of fun um it was Right, you don't get the meaning behind it It's this meaning Just gonna just gonna point out there The capra race we did back in the day was more of a race Well, this was a race for a bit It was a race element for a moment Also god the game is so loud My pause Okay, so Um, like I said e-fap 103 super chats have finally been caught up with that's what they will be labeled as these release on moolah Uh, though we've got today's super chats as well as the test stream ones rags and I got a lot to catch up on We will I'm cataloging them all including stream labs Is gon happen. Um, I don't know that there will be an e-fap on Uh saturday like a live one. I'm gonna release Uh the part two of the one to one one like on Wednesday I guess and then a meme fab will be saturday finally And we might even record another e-fap meme fab or whatever Who we need to so Yeah, that's about it. Actually, uh, you'll use this streaming metal. Are you gonna go offline? I mean, I probably try like one more time or something. All right. Well, then let me uh, I'll shoot some of people your way Uh, yeah mel you should just tell them to beat maria. That's a good boss fight I mean, I have like one more hour until the rest and start I am like I am also fine Though I had a lot of fun bloodbones awesome, but there's an asterisk next to the awesome It's a complicated game in terms of quality There's a lot to like about it though. I might just clip that fucking german fight and just it's so That that ending's insane I don't you can't see the health I have And I got this parry on him that put us in the exact same position. That was that's some intense gaming I had a that was a full-on game a moment Anyone who disagrees as well All right. Well can't set a game Thanks. Thanks everybody Yeah, it was Next time we race Next time we race doxels too, right guys Oh That's like seven that's like a road seven thousand follows away. So that's fine Uh Thank y'all for hanging out. Like I said, we will catch up. I can't believe that was fucking 9-0 stream. What the hell? Okay I'd get to keep my game a card. That is true uh And yeah, go go, um, we'll we'll I'm gonna hang out in this chat for a bit while I do things I mean the discord core. I I will not be I am I'm I'm out Um so Yeah, people in chat if you want to listen to the end of the conversation where uh We talk all about that thing we can't talk about on youtube then um pop over to metal's channel Oh, ow shot me. Holy shit 230 000 souls Ow is that german and moon presents put together or something? Yeah for binning the game. Sweet. He beat the game Um, yeah hang it out guys. Thanks indeed. Thank you. See you over on metal's channel. Probably maybe buh buh buh buh buh bye Ba ba ba