 I have a fit or fake quiz for you. Okay. So I want you to just tell me if these fitness fads are real or just made up. Okay. Backwards running. Backwards running. That's made up. It's real. Oh, yeah. Yes. That's right. Skateboard pilates. Uh, real, dependent on how much wine and tequila you drink. It is real. Yes. A matcha latte massage. No, I don't think so unless you're really high. That one is fake. It's fake. Yes. Earsedes. What? Earsedes. Earsedes. Yeah. That's real. It's real. Yes. Beard weightlifting. Beard weightlifting. It's got to be real somewhere in the world. Fake. Some idiot tried that, I'm sure. It ripped his beard off. Alien yoga. Alien yoga. That's got to be... It's fake. It's real. How is it real? People tense their abs and do all this weird stuff behind their rib cage and it looks crazy. But where do the aliens come in? I think it just looks like an alien. Oh, got it. Okay. Wine marathons. Wine marathon. Oh, that's real. I've been in a whole bunch of those. It is real. Yes. Well, we've just drank and drank and drank. How about unicorn riding? Oh, yeah. My lady does that. It's terrible. It's the stupid sense of humor that I have. Unicorn riding. It's got to be real. Fake. Well, I thought that there was like some sort of like weird fetish thing out there that never mind. Maybe you know more about it than I do. I think I want to. That's the problem.