 It's Corbin Rick and you follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or juicy content. It's coming down the road and all your trips are juicy for your body. Baby. And today, they would have posted a Patreon if I had an official Twitter account. Ring the bell to be part of the notification squad. The reverberations are tizzling. It's joyful and triumphant. And today we're reacting to Virdas! Virdas! That's one funny chap who tweeted my tweet. He did. That kind fellow. So I expect you when you're in Los Angeles to grab a drink with us. You said you would, pal. Yep. So now you have to. But this is from this new set. It's called Why Pearl G is the best biscuit in the world. Oh, partly G. Yes, thank you. Yes. Which we've had. We have had though. But we didn't dip it in tea. I don't know if you did when you went to India at all. No, I didn't. We didn't dip it in tea. We didn't dip it. We ate it but it was tasty and we thought about how nice it would taste. Dip it in a tea. Dip it in some nice tea. But... You must put on your face in our country. Despair and lovely cream. Guys, it's racism in a cube. That's basically what it is. The British were never nicer to fairer Indians, were they? No, only we are. The British had a very clear policy, man. They were like, we are Paige. Ever make a biopic about Radhika? Radhika? Radhika? You'll have to play Radhika, Aptir, Hor, Godland, Biopic. Even in the South, South Indians were making noise, yeah? When you have dusky heroes, you overcompensate for that shit. You put the next to the fairest girls in the world. That's all the South Indian movie is. It's contrast. You can't find the right setting on your television. The worst thing you must drink when you come to our country is the gentleman, his old monk, Radhika. Yeah? Find a foreigner who likes old monk with his kingdom of having past. I'll take it. This rum is so strong if you begin a story with soap. We were drinking old monk. You can skip to the end of the story. Old monk was launched in 1954. It takes seven years to age a batch of old monk. Which means we started making old monk in 1947. Which means the British left and we were like shots. Let's go. Fuck all that party. Everybody's there. They had food and hors d'oeuvres. As usual, nobody was offering Gandhi. Guys, they are leaving. I can't eat now. And then Nehru showed up and said, Guys, we are free. We should do shots. He was the freedom. At the end of the story, my grandmother would pull out a steel tin and pull out the greatest biscuit in the world. The Parle G. None of you have half of a billion people. Can I humbly say, fuck your cookies. Parle G, with tea, you will not share with anybody. Parle G, without tea, doggy. The biscuit, it's a test of your own timing and reflexes. No matter which country we are from, we have all had that moment where we have overtaken the biscuit. What? We must now quickly get the biscuit from the path to our mother. We'll see. Over 73 years of independence, nobody has taken out, you need to start out with the cup, closer to your mouth. Start out with the cup in Pakistan. We are keeping over there. The only cup Pakistan will win this year, by the way. How funny you really is. Oh, my word. Also, when I was watching it, America does not do the biscuits and tea. People drink tea, of course. But not like they do in other places in the world. But people drink tea, but it's really just tea. And you drink tea. Hardly, I don't know a lot of people that have biscuits and tea. Most things people dip in is like chocolate chip cookies or Oreos, or even milk. The dipping here is in milk. Chocolate chip cookie milk, Oreos in milk. I guess there could be a biscotti in coffee. Some people do that. Some people do that. There's not a lot of that. I often times don't do it because it gets soggy. And I don't. The texture of this. There's a fine line when you dip an Oreo. It's true. You can't get it too soggy. But you also don't want it. It's too hard, correct, in my opinion. Some people like it. What's your favorite part of an Oreo? So I just write them. Inner or outside? Oh, if I had to choose between the two. I like the outside part. They make the Oreo that has the double filling. I don't like that. Just my wife. I prefer the filling. You do. I actually like the Oreo fins. Just a little taste of the filling in it. That's very nice. I like the triple stuffed. But that doesn't surprise me about you. The sugar fiend. I like a 20 stuffed Oreo. But yeah. I want to love his setup. I can't wait to watch his whole set of things. And I think technically he would say we don't get to have a beer with him unless we watch his full set. Oh no, we're going to watch his full set. This didn't count. No. People just asked us to react to it because it had an old lump in it. You know. I like old lump. If I get a free passport out of it, I will take it. But I just love his stand up and how he does it. Also, he was sitting down the whole time. How often does a stand up comedian sit down? It was a very interesting thing too. I wonder what's happening prior to that and how much he changes things. It's like a door and steps. Yeah, why? I'm sure there's a reference to it at the outset when he comes through it or whatever. But his material and he clearly does his work, not just in his writing but in his, I know like most comics, he'll work out his stuff in small clubs in small rooms and do tests before he would do a special. So that by the time he's doing a Netflix special, he's got that stuff that's as memorized as any actor doing a play. Every word is memorized. What are the things that are so interesting to me? It's a really, it's something I've wanted to do. I've gone two times to the comedy store to try to video open Mike and never got called up because as much as I love doing improv and I love doing funny things, there's something utterly terrifying about doing stand up comedy because you're either gonna do well or you're going to suck and there will be no middle ground and if you suck, it's gonna be brutally painful. I've watched comics at the comedy store, bomb. It hurts. Yeah, I think. Yeah, it's terrifying. And it is rare that when you see stand up comedians like at Open Mike's and other things, you appreciate a comedian like Verdas because really good comics are hard to find. There's a lot of people out there who think they're funny. They are not. I would say it's very rare to find a really good stand up comedy. I believe he is, he is. He's coming to here, yeah? When will he be here? He's gonna be here March. Oh, good. 20th? 20th through. Looks like he's in Irvine. Irvine. Gotta go. Irvine. Irvine. That's close enough for us. Irvine. We can hit Irvine. So he has like five days of Irvine. That's awesome. Which is phenomenal. So we will honor him. Absolutely gotta go. So Verdas, please, if you're watching this, one would love to have a beer with you. Perfect time for the beer. I would love to have a beer with you. But also, if you want to come to the channel, promote it. I will 100% do that. Because if you're coming to Irvine, we are 100% saying you. Because you're amazing. Yep.