 It's phobie Christmas. It's phobie Christmas. Ha! Yeah. All right, everyone. Hey, good morning. Merry Christmas, everyone. So I actually have horrible news. You guys noticed in my last two videos, my voice was just shot and I was dead. I actually got COVID two days ago. So the initial plan was my family was gonna fly to Arizona for a Christmas Eve, Christmas day and the day after and now they can't come because I have COVID. I was for sure concerned about giving it to my dad or my mom. I will say though, I think I've made jokes about every race, gender, ethnicity, religion. It's true. COVID included. So I think there's just a little bit of karma finally coming and clapping me. But we're gonna make the best out of today. It could definitely be worse. And I think this will serve a good lesson. I could be like sulking and sad the whole day or I could just make today amazing with, you know, the options that I do have. So first things first, let's shower and get a Christmas fit on. What are you looking at? It's kind of sus, bro. Morning face moisturizer. Curling mousse. It's not gay to want to look good, fellas. This might be a little gay. Gives me a few extra curls though, you know? Dior savage. My Persian friends drown themselves in this shit. That's because it's fire. Actually the best clone in the world. Before I get my fit on, I want to show you my new tattoo. It's the moon phases for Luna. So it's perfect for a Fubi Christmas. Look at him, bro. Look at the goat, bruh. Look at the goat, bruh. That's definitely my fit. Even got polo socks for today. Not quite done yet. Gold ring. Gold glasses. Gold necklace. This is new. I just got it so far away. Gold bracelet. Now I am ready for Fubi Christmas. Yeah. Milly rock, bruh. Milly rock. Bro, Frill, get your hands out of your pockets and start Milly Rockin'. Yeah. You won't even do it, bruh. I haven't eaten yet. So let's do some cooking. Kind of want to start cooking, but I think Luna's getting antsy with me. So I got her a bunch of things, but I didn't wrap them yet. So let's wrap one present and let's see if Luna actually opens it. I think one of these should be good. No, you can't see your present. See your present before it's wrapped. Do this. Listen, listen. I know what you're saying to yourself. You're saying, Matt, how are you so good at wrapping presents, bro? Well, unfortunately, the Bible lied to you. God did not create all men equal. He made me way better than literally all of you. It's crazy. Oh, brother, this guy stinks. Beautiful wrap present. I don't have any bows, but okay, Fulbert. Okay, Fulbert, Merry Christmas, Fulbert. Yeah, get in there. Your toy's in there, Fulbert. I was trying to get a thumbnail with Luna. Look at this, bro. I got a live video. This is the funniest shit. Like, hold on, let me make sure that focuses. Dude, she's just whooping my ass. Look at this. This is like the fuck out of me. Boy, what are we doing, Fulbert? Give me your butt. Give me your butt. I really don't know what I have in the fridge, so let's see what we're chefing up today. Peppers, onion, avocado, bacon. I literally never eat bacon. I'm actually on a really strict diet, but it's Christmas, so I can bend the rules. Eggs, spinach. Dude, dice a pepper. Thanks, Jim. That should be enough. This shit is on a different plan. First taste test, indescribable. How good that tastes. It's been a spectacular day. And yeah, luckily, COVID did not rob my taste or smell. This is day four, day four of COVID, and I'm at like 90%, I'd say, 90% of my maximum. I mean, it's fully Christmas. How are you gonna stop me, bro? So my parents actually sent all their gifts, right, so that they wouldn't have to fly with them, but now they're not here, obviously. I think I'll FaceTime them to open those. My editor, Ty, did send me a gift, so I do have that, that'll be fun to open. Okay, hello, very nice to meet you. I had ordered something, something very expensive, because I was gonna open it for a video. That something is this. Some of you might recognize this from last year. This is a box of Panini Impeccable. These are some of the most expensive NFL trading cards that you can buy. There are eight NFL trading cards in this box, and this box was two grand, I think. Might have been even a little bit more than that. If you saw last year when I opened these, I was so addicted. I spent like 15 grand last year on just trading cards. It's gonna have its own video, because I also have a Panini XR trading card box, but I'm gonna give you guys a little sneak peek right now. So only the people watching this video are gonna see what I'm about to pull. I'm opening only one card. Ooh, only one. I wonder what the best thing you could pull is. I think I feel like a Jonathan Taylor would be like really cool. But this is for rookies, right? So the best rookie I could get would probably be Mac Jones. But I feel like Jamar Chase would be really good too. Micah Parsons would be cool. I don't know if they have defensive players. D'Yammy Brown. Holy shit, it is a helmet jersey auto. I don't even know what you call this. It's not even a rookie patch auto, because it's also got a piece of his helmet on there. Holy shit. Oh, dude. That's just one of eight. I can't say I'm crazy pumped about D'Yammy Brown, but it's got a piece of his helmet and a piece of his jersey and an auto. It's 54 of 75. That is so cool. Here you go, there's your reward for watching the Fubi Christmas vlog. This next one is from my editor, Ty. Box within a box. Oh, yo. Dude, he sent a bunch of Japanese candies. That's so sick. So Ty, my editor, was actually the Navy and he was stationed in Japan. He knows how much I love Japan. And there's still another box within the box. Box within the box. There's literal boxception. There's two more boxes. And dude, I love the dedication. We're down deep. Dude, I can't wait to try these. Oh, dude, this is sake. Yo, you guys ever had sake bombs? It's alcohol. I feel like getting hammered on COVID's probably not the most. Oh, I don't know what this is. It looks like a little seasoning. So these characters right here, it's called an Itadakimasu. Also, how many of you just believe me? Cause I just fucking made that up. That was nonsense. But this shit does look gas though. All right, it's cleanup time. Navy. Maybe I'll take her for a walk. I'm gonna take her to the park. Oh, she heard that shit. I have to take her now. Do you want to go to the park? Or the park? Let's go. I can't actually walk Fubi and carry this gigantic camera. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Be patient. Pretty, bro. I'll let you see a shotgun today for a week. Is this Fubi Christmas? Yeah. Not very receipt. No, no. Come here. Luna. Hey, Jesus. Okay. I know some of you are like, Papa Migs, you have COVID, why are you going out in public? I'm intentionally going to an old folks home park where I think there's gonna be a bunch of elderly people outside. That's how I'm gonna walk Luna. I read online that old people are immune to COVID. So don't worry, I'm being safe. I feel like this is obligatory, but I'm kidding. And it is Christmas day. I feel like there's gonna be nobody at this park that I usually go to. So if there's nobody there, I'll walk Luna. If not, I'll just keep driving. I'm sticking my camera out. This might be stupid, but fuck it. Okay, next project. Here's the next project. Here's my room, right? I love it, but it needs color. So what I did was I bought these. They're really cool. It's got like an Arizona theme, a little bit of green in it. I like it. It's like a set. Let's just get working on this. See how it looks. I get it. They're a little bit of feminine, especially with like my pink cherry blossom here, but when you've had as much sex as me. Woo. My last important Christmas tradition is decorating the tree. So as you can see on the tree, it's just lights. I was saving it for when my family got here, but that is okay. Now it's a lot to hang up and then just take down really soon, but that's okay. Cause we're hosting a party here for New Year's Eve. It's creamy. It's fully Christmas. All right, boys. I'm going to get working on the tree, but I'm going to let you guys go. Hope you guys had an amazing holiday season. I can't wait to be fully energized again so I can produce bangers. Happy full be Krimmish. Happy full be Krimmish. Happy full be Krimmish.