 Oh my god! Help! Ahhhh! Oh, I can select different ones! Gajira, Kamatagun, Millenian, Ghizora, Showa, Manila... Showa, Manila! This is Filipino. Oh my god, there's so many! Showa, Gigan. I am a huge block! Oh, look at me! Yes! Oh my god, did I see who's here? One. Oh god, oh god, who's this? Rich Kaiju's coming! Oh my god, it's a bigger version of me, I think. Or is it just the same version? He's after me. Oh, don't make me do my pulverize move! Pulverize! Oh god, oh god, we did enjoy forces! There's something bigger coming, dude! There's a... How dare you? How dare you? I'm going to click all the buttons. Oh god, there he is! There's Godzilla! Oh, he's just obliterated him! Oh wait, no, he's alive! He's alive! Woohoo! Oh my god, Godzilla's after us! Jesus! Oh my god, I can just fly like this! Atomize! Oh, and I want to atomize! Laser beam! Oh, I've got to wait for that to recharge. Oh wait, do I have charge ability? There can only be one of me! Come back here, stupid me! Look at him, why is Godzilla so big? Why are we so small? Whoa! Who's this kid? Oh! I'm getting a blur, right? Is it just like the longer you survive, the better? Can you regenerate? There's a tiny Godzilla! Look at me! Oh my god, that guy's got a huge tail! Uh, cyborg rage. I want to do that. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Ah, I am cyborg and I am raging! Oh, what happened there? Are they fighting on a different island? How do I get up? Wait, where am I? I've destroyed the world! No! Come back guys, did you miss me? Right, I am over level four! Okay, that worked! So do I get stuff by just destroying buildings? I did. Let's do three. Heck yeah! That's awesome, friend! It doesn't tell me how much energy moves take, but they do take energy. Oh, there's a menu button in the middle! Confirm? Confirm what? What am I confirming? Confirm? Oh no, it's going back to the menu. Okay, hold on, let me just destroy Tokyo. Yeah, take that big building. I need G cells. This is awesome. I want to fight somebody. Oh, there's another one of me! It's huge! Kill him! I'm kind of coming to the floor again! Wait, who's crying? Wait, dude, what are you doing? I can kill you! Friend! Yes! I can only be one of us, I hope you know this. I don't do it because I hate you. Aha, yes! Run away! Now, he's flying. He's absolutely terrified. Look at him go. I don't think so, buddy. I'm going to three if you're not careful. It's a dog fight of epic proportions. I didn't realize doing mouse clicks did that. Okay. Oh, I could atomize. I'm an idiot, I could be firing lasers at him. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, yeah! You can't get away from me when I can do that. Let's go destroy buildings then. Spinny spins! No! Even though I'm not really doing anything. Destroy the Roblox logo! It's a Christmas shit, Godzilla! He's adorable, look at him! He's like a little Rudolph. Bye, have a beautiful... You little buggy. I was having fun with the other dude. That's not... Okay, I'm getting out of here. Christmas Godzilla, help me! Yeah, go get him! Kill him! Oh my god. Oh, jeez. All right, all right, god. Mr. Level 1000, Godzilla. Ooh, there's a sunken ship down here. Look at him, he's just sniping. That's what this guy's doing. I'm going to wreck it! Level 1 million! Oh no. I'm going to be wrecked. I need help. Do I get help from destroying buildings? Maybe? No. Oh, jeez. What, is that a body? Uh-oh, oh god. I'm almost... I'm going to die. I'm going to get zapped by some sort of Godzilla breath. There we go, that's good. I think this is how we get stuff. There you go, take that power plant. Oh my god. He almost killed me. That dude almost killed me. Level 7, whoop whoop! Chinese! I'm on fire. I must destroy this giant building. Look, there's Rodan over there! Rodan, help me! Rodan, you big traitor! I want to be the Kamatakun. I'm smart. Oh, I'm so cute though. Oh, I make footsteps. Uh-oh. Oh god, these Godzilla's just blasting each other in the face here. Okay, so, gill sweep. Yeah! What about distorted impact? What is this? Did I just throw up? Oh, I think it's the head here. Grotesque body slam. Oh, hell yeah. Hell yeah. Flat nose buildings, evolved roar. Jesus, that's loud. Uh, land scream. Okay, I really don't have many moves. Three is my best move. I blow everything. I'm coming! Look at that giant Godzilla. He thinks he's all that, doesn't he? Magmazilla. Did he just kill him? Hello! Oh my... Yep, he killed him. Hello! I did 750 damage to you. Oh god, get going. Oh my god! Help! Hello. Don't charge at me. He's like, oh! He just threw up. What are you called again? Not Evangelion, are you Evangelion? I think he might be actually. He keeps sprinting. I've got to get my level up. I want to be the biggest land slug ever. Look at that guy. He's got a huge spear. That's not fair. I've only got me tiny little head as a weapon. Look at me go. Oh, I'm out of energy. Oh, how much does it cost to do my grotesque thing? Hello. Why don't you take pity on me? Why? I love his little picture of God. They did the gills sweep. Okay, okay. Three. Nice. Nice. That's how we do it. That's how we do it. Let's just scream. Watch me do this. Yes. How do I get cells though? I'll diddle your toes. Watch out. I'm going to get your toes. I'm going to get your toes. I'm going to body slam you. Yeah. He can't get out. I win. Oh, God, he's blasting up my arse. I'm going to die. That was not cool. Body slam. I am terrible at this. I want to be on the bridge. Oh, look, it's King Gili. Wait, where did the presence go? Hello, magic man. Get some help. Oh, you know what? He's cool. I'm going to stick with him. I'm going to be a team player and be with this guy. He knows what to do. Did you get cells from killing people? You probably do, don't you? Maybe he's going to do that. Hey, big Godzilla, edge lord. Splap. Oh, are you puking? Don't puke. Oh, my God. I'm going to gills sweep you. I'm going to get your toes. Let's just be guy-gonna-get, man. Here we go. Ah, look at all the G cells I'm getting. That little maggot before I didn't get anything. Time to fly. Oh, another guy. Another whatever you call. Hello, dude. We can team up me and you. Let's kill the nutcracker. Kill him. What's three? Oh, he's dead. Yes. Got him. Right, now it's time to atomize. Did I kill him? I don't even know if I got him. Let's see. Let's see. And again. Hello, dude. Gintamas, we need to team up, dude. Oh, I killed the level 19. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't do that. Over eyes. He's still getting cells. That's good. Look, there's a big Godzilla. Godzilla. Let's get him. Let's get him. Cutie. Oh, my God. Oh, he's doing a roll. Look at that guy go. I think I did it. Unless he got it. Yes. There you go. Oh, God. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. You get wrecked, son. Get wrecked. Oh, my God. What the hell is this thing? I don't like that. What do you buzz saw? You pull me into it. I'll just buzz saw you. Is he always dead? Is this going to be my first victory? Yes. It gets a lot of dragon. A lot of dragon die. I killed him. I killed the thing. Sweet. Fly away in victory. Woohoo. Kill Santa Claus. Haha. Godzilla. No. Ah, mine. Oh, my God. I just killed freakin' Shenron from Dragon Ball. You should. Oh, my, how could be so powerful? Yeah. That's right. Get away. This is King of the Hill. This is my hill. This is my town. I'll five you. I mean, if I could. Well, three you. Yes, I'm winning. No, you don't. Get out. It's my hood. It's going to get it. 18. 19. I just got it. Damn it. I just need to go somewhere where there's nobody land and just go freakin' nuts. Woo. All right, then. Let's get this on the go. Three. I think it's three. Yeah, there we go. Can you believe this is a free game? I'm going to kill for this as a kid. I might be small, but I am mighty. Eviscerate that one. I like these. Eviscerate, pulverize, atomize. All these cool moves. Oh, shit. I'm mercy. I will eviscerate you. Eviscerate you. Oh, my God, I got out of there. You're stealing my kill, dude. I'll steal you. Oh, he is blasting him. Oh, God. Yeah, let's get out. Let's get out. Let's get out. Keep turning. Keep turning. You can't do this breath if you turn too quick. Ha-ha. Now it's time to pulverize. And everything else. But I've got no energy. This is not going according to plan. I got him. Oh, that's the eyes. I didn't mean to do the eyes. Well, one of them is going to die. And I want to be there to kill the winner. I'm going to kill this guy. I'm just going to get in the mix. I'm going to pulverize. Let's get him. Here we go. Yes. Right, where's the other guy? Lol. You think you can swim away from me? Well, I got 2,500. And I got 1,000 more. And I could be squid face. Oh, that's bio whatever he's called. Yes. Hold on. For him. I'm alive. I killed him. He looks so cool. I wish I could read his name there. But he died too quick. What is that thing? Oh, my God. You look like what's it called? Gamera, but I don't think you are. Ha-ha-ha. Obesity. I may be tiny, but I am mighty. Ah! Bro! Yeah, that's right. Be afraid. Obesity. I'm being obesity. I'm going to get him. I'm going to get this guy. Ah! Blue Godzilla's evil. Evil. Evil. Don't make me do this. Ha-ha-ha. Get ready to be a tax thing that can't fly. Can't fly away. I mean, can't fly away. Woo! This kind of just shows that this is the sort of thing that all of us Godzilla fans want, right? Like, if you did this with high quality graphics, dude, you'd be a millionaire. I mean, yeah, it's probably going to be Toho that's going to do this or something, you know. In collaboration. It's not just anybody that can do this. Unless, you know, it's on roadblocks. I want to be it. Woo! I'm in. I blowed up some things. Is this grinding game? Yes. Yes it is. And you're the grinder! What do you mean not driving game? I'll kill you for speaking ill. Persecute! I like any other grinding game. I'm going to get the present. I can also click con lock. I didn't mean to do that. I was just stuck. No! No! Hello! Ah! No! I want this! This is good! Please let me have it. You've already got like Santas. Ah! Okay. I mean cool. Cool, cool, cool. No! You've already got all the gifts. Oh, you don't need any more. No! Ha ha ha ha! Don't do it. I'm actually winning. I don't know how I'm doing it. But I am. Ha ha ha! We're actually a little bit weaker than me. Which is brilliant. Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh. Another thing. Another big thing. I want to get the present. I've been a good boy this year. Get a mechazilla. Oh Jesus! Not me please. Kill him. Yay! No don't go for me. Ah! I'm in. I'm in somehow. Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh. Come on. I think I've got the most. Yes! 16. 17. 18. 19. I've got helmet now. Ha ha ha! Oh he doesn't like me. Okay. Wait, how can you fly? He is not happy with me. Still have to be? He is as well. I'm going to get the other present dude. I'm going to get the other present dude. Oh yes. There we go. Lovely. Does he not know? I don't think he knows. But I'm going to get this. So uh, thanks dude. Bless him. He has no idea. He must be new. He's level 6. I'm going to say he's new. The way we're born. Yeah. Why are you coming to the wrong neighborhood now? He has no idea. I'm going to take away since I get it. He has no idea. Yay Atlas! See you later. Okay, what's the shop? Oh, you can get a thermonuclear. That must be what that guy had. You know what? I'm happy if everyone else has that. I want to be a random squid dude. Can I fly though? You know what my cheese sells for this? Literally, head strike is this. Wait, here we go. It's a little wiggle. Oh, this sound effect is a wet slap. Oh, Ghidorah, no. Don't make me do my head slap. I don't want to do it. Don't make me do it. I was just after buildings dude. I was after building. Ha ha ha ha. No. Let me destroy that bit. Yeah. Tail slap, piercing wallop and no. I just bite. Do I not do a roll? Can I roll? Yes. It's beautiful. Does it destroy things? No, it doesn't. Tail slap. Ha ha ha. That's what I do. Oh, I do that. That's the piercing wallop. Fused rage. Good god, that will break some here. Look at that weight cross. That's brilliant. I like this though. Come back here. Let me nore on you. Ho ho. You want to go son? I don't think you do. Look at me. Look at me. You don't stand a chance dude. You literally don't stand a chance. You're running away. You're swimming away. Kill me. Okay, thank you. Make it seem as if I wasn't going to be able to kill you without you giving yourself to me. Yeah, whatever. Oh, that's cool. You can get something like this. Oh, that's what I want. I don't want to see all the icons at this whole time. Right, come on Godzilla. Apparently I wreck. So if you want to come towards me. Oh, you're going to laser me. Oh my god, there's King Kong. I can take on King Kong. Hell yeah, I can take on King Kong. Let's go. Let's go. Come on Kong. Oh, you may roll. I'm coming for you. I'm going to eat your ankles. Go on then, Mr. Kong. You run. I'm going to get you. You're going to chop on your monkey knees. That's right. That's right. Be afraid. Be afraid, Mr. Kong. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, look, I'm doing damage to you, son. You've done anything to me. You're going to try swim. You're going to try swim away. You're going to try swim away. I think monkeys can swim. That could be a dream. Oh, he's terrible in the water. My water speed's amazing. Yes. Oh, I can't hit. I can't suck it. 360 damage. You can't have that much health left. You can't. Kill him. Yes. I smote his ruin on the bottom of the water. Yes. That guy has not forgiven me for stealing his present. He's like, now I will kill you. Hold on. I've got an upgrade for him. Please tell me I do. Yes. Let's do more damage. Hell, yeah. I'm going to make this thing the most overpowered maggot in all of history. Oh, he's running. He's afraid. He knows it. He knows it. I'm coming for you. I'm going to diddle your toes. Oh, he's charging. He's charging. He's going to turn around in a second. Oh, God. Now you're out of atomic breath. Yeah. What are you going to do now? 300. 300. He's going to run. Shed run. Do you want to go, Shed run? I'll fight you. He's like, I'll do a tornado and practically die. Well, that wasn't very clever of you, was it? Monkey punch. Yes. He's terrible in the water. This is brilliant. Is he dead? Did he die already? I think he did. Yeah, he's gone. He got obliterated. Muto, friends. Like Muto. Yeah, Muto. Dancy. Yes, dance. Dance with me. I must admit, you are the most boring design I've ever seen in kaiju history. Make it evil. It's black. It was as boring as an indoor raptor. Uh-oh. You guys are going to die now. I'll see you later. Bye. Oh, what? You can't do that. Oh, you want to go? You want to go, Diaz? Oh, God.