 It's been a few weeks since Biden was in the Middle East fist-bopping dictators, but in the short time, Biden's friends have been... busy. Let's check in on them. It's never a dull day for Biden pausing a party in Israel. They've been trying to sabotage the Iran nuclear deal. Well, we all have that dramatic friend. But, um, risking a nuclear war in the Middle East, that's a bit too much. And who can forget when Biden patched things up with MBS? The heartwarming reunion, show us that true friends can always work out their differences. Of course, the $3 billion in missiles Biden has given Saudi Arabia doesn't hurt. Well, it might hurt Yemenis. The UAE had so much fun at their big war-monger reunion, they wanted to keep the party going. So they arrested Yamata Shogi's lawyer. Classic Gulf monarchy hijinks. Classic. Never want to be outdone, Biden's brewing eages, Abdel Fatah al-Sisi had 60,000 dissidents locked up. Well, it's nice to have a hobby, even if that hobby is mass incarceration. Well, at least he and Cronville Biden will have something to bong over at COP 27. We hope you enjoyed this code pink exclusive. Check out our code pink.org for more underwater education and ways to join the movement, like our new action demanded in the US, to cut all military aid to Israel.