 Hello and welcome back to a video that people have been asking for for a very, very long time. I made two videos of getting things on the internet to cure my ADHD, none of which worked. None of them worked in the past. I tried fidget spinners. I tried little ball things. Nothing worked. I still have ADHD. What could possibly cure me? Cure me. But today I have a surprise package. A surprise package filled with some more ADHD toys. I don't know what any of them are. I didn't actually order these. I got a new assistant recently. Shout out to Jocelyn. So she went through those videos and bought me a bunch of new stuff that weren't in those videos. There's like 15 or 20 things here, I think. So let's get into it. Let's see if anything cures me of my ailments. First one, sensory slug. OK, you love that noise, don't you? Oh, wait, this is kind of sick. So it makes a great noise. But so here he is, the little slug. He just kind of moves around. I think he just kind of like move it. That's nice, actually. I like this slug. I really like the noise it makes. This is really nice. This is really nice. So here's the thing about this, is that it's got a fun sound. It's fun to play with. But I want something that I can really fidget with. And with this, the only thing that I can think of is doing this. But there's not as much repetition with this guy. He's just made up of a bunch of little cups. Look at him go. Wow. All right, I'm going to give this a 5 out of 10. Not exactly what I want out of a fidget toy. But I do like it. I do like it. And he's got a little face. He's got little eyes. All right, next. This is a bead orbit national decompression toys. Rotate orbit, white noise, d-d-d-d, bead loop slip. D-d-d. OK, let's open this bad boy up so we can see. Ooh. This is like a cat toy. So it's like these little balls. These little things in here. It moves! Oh! That's so cool. Look at this. Hold on, ready? It moves like this. That's so cool. How many balls do we have here? Three balls total. Can we get all the balls on the same course? Oh yeah, we can't wait. Can we? This is fascinating. This is absolutely fascinating. Dude, I got all three balls on the one thing. So this again, I think it's kind of nice to look at. And it's kind of a nice sound. The d-d-d, do you hear it? Classic d-d-d. But I don't really know other than maybe this. I don't really know what I would do with this, you know? Now there's one on each. Wow. All right, 6 out of 10. 6 out of 10, I'll say. Doesn't do a ton for me, but it looks pretty. So that's cool. And pole magnetic fidget spinner toys for teens and adults. Gonna have to break out the old trusty bleed for this one. Oh yeah. This is a multi-part thing. Get out of here, please. Get out of here. Get out, get out, and get out. The magnets aren't very strong. OK, so I feel like this is probably more of a thing that you play with on the table. I don't know what this is. I don't know what this is. Does the box say? Wait, you can make a ball out of it? You're telling me a simp, Fred, this rice? Guys, it's coming together. Look at this. And the final piece of the puzzle, ready? Ready? Oh, it's a ball. OK. 4 out of 10. 3 out of 10. I don't like it. So this one, I think I had something similar in the last video. This has multiple things. So we got here. Let me show you. So we got this rolly guy up here. This rolly guy down here. We got this guy. We got all these boys that are all different. Flip it over. You got a switch on here, and you got a thing on here. And you have a thing up here. Wow. That's nice. Oh, I kind of like this thing. Reminds me of a lighter. Oh, if it didn't drive other people crazy, I would absolutely just do that all day. Got the click. The click is really. The hand feel on this is really good, because I can just sit here. Nice. This. OK. OK. I like this. This is just the spinny one. I like that. OK. These side ones, I don't like as much. They feel a little cheaper. Then we've got the joystick. This little analog stick is kind of, I mean, this whole thing is cheaply made, obviously. But it's, I wish it clicked in. But I can see this wearing down in two days. And then we've got these clicky boys. It bugs me, because they're all different. I almost said consistencies, but you know what I mean. We're like, two of them click, and others are softer. But the tension that you have to use with each of them is different. And I don't like that. I don't like that. All right, we're going to go with an 8 out of 10 on this one. 7. Give it a 7.5. 7.5. OK. I like that one the most so far, for sure. Fly Night Fidget Toys for Office Desk Decoration and New. OK. Whoa. Look at this. Oh, it's like a butthole, dude. Can you see me through the butthole? Look at my eyes from the butthole. That's crazy. This thing's cool. Look how crazy this is to look at. Isn't this nuts? See, it's cool looking. But practicality, how do you use this? How do you use it? It doesn't seem functional. It does have a good hand feel. It's a good size. But other than going, look, it's a butthole. There's not a lot of function with this one, you know? I'm not going to keep this on my desk. Because also, it doesn't, when you put it on a flat surface, it doesn't stay erect. If it stayed erect for a sec, that might be nice. You can take them out. Look at this. Am I breaking it? Maybe. I don't know. All right. Four out of 10. It's not terrible, but it's also not good either. Oh, this one's heavy. Are you stretchy banana? That's what this is. What the hell? My assistant bought me poop. My assistant bought me actual shit. May stick to surfaces or stain surfaces. Keep away from heat. Do not eat. Don't tell me what to do. This poop feels nice. Oh, it's stuffed with sand. Okay. Okay, so we have three things here. There is a banana. There's a banana. There's poop. And there's also this carrot. I do not like the way this carrot feels. So the sand inside is very clumpy. It's not soft like the other one, but it also is like sticky on the outside. I don't like it. It makes me uncomfortable. This makes me uncomfortable. This makes me uncomfortable. It's got like the powdery, like you know how on like latex gloves or whatever or on balloons, it's like the powdery stuff? That's what that feels like. These don't have that. The banana, I think, I like the feel of the poop the most. The look of the banana the most. And I hate the carrot. There's nothing I like about. No redeeming qualities about the carrot. See the only thing though is it's a lot to have at the desk. Like I want something a bit more discreet. I'm not gonna, you know, bring my banana around with me. You know, I want something that can fit in my pocket. I'm definitely not bringing this around with me. I'm gonna give these a five out of 10. They also included a free ball. Wow. Five out of 10 for that. Just because of, I like the feel, but I just can't bring that anywhere. I can't. Okay, let's see what this is. This has a fun carbon fiber. Wow, look at that carbon fiber packaging. This is a fidget spinner. Oh, and it's like a chain, like a bike chain. But how do I use it? Not very usable. Just trying to spin it like a fidget spinner. Can't. So much promise from the carbon fiber and so much disappointment. You know, that's a bummer, but maybe I can make a small bike out of this. Who knows? Who knows? Three out of 10. I'm rating it the least right now because I got disappointed about it. Here's the next one. I've seen these going around. These little guys, or like something similar. This is a four pack. I'm only gonna take out one because they're all the same. They're just little snappy boys. It's all you do is just snap back and forth. The thing about it though, you can go back and forth, I guess. But it's kind of a little bit of a pain to do with one hand. It's not that bad. It's just, this is the only thing that you can do. It doesn't scratch my itch. You know, it doesn't scratch my itch. There's some itches that I could scratch for others, I think. It doesn't scratch my itch. Five out of 10. I can see it, but I don't believe it. This looks interesting. Here we go. Fidget fun. This is big. Too big. Too large. It's too big. It's got a button up here. It's got a rolly thing, and it's got this. And then, what the hell do you even do with these? I don't know what to do with these. See, that's the other thing. As a 25 year old man, I don't want to be walking around with something that looks like a toddler's toy, which most of these do. But if it's discreet enough, then it's fine. I don't know what to do. Oh, so you do this. Five out of 10. I don't like it. I don't like it. Ah, it's too much. It's too big. All right guys, we're down to the final two. The last one is the big box that you may or may not have seen before. So I'm very intrigued to see what's in that. Oh, I remember these. Oh yeah, you guys remember this shit? Look at this. Oh, I remember this. See, this is cool. This is, now this is cool. See, that's the other thing though, it's like hard to do with one hand. I kind of want something that I can do with one hand, but this brings back memories. Infinite possibilities with this. This is the multiverse right here. This is it. The power of the sun and the palm of my hand. It feels safe. It feels like home. You know, it feels like memories. I probably put these in my mouth a lot when I was a child. And it's ribbed for my pleasure. Look at that, ribbed, isn't that nice? All right, seven out of 10. Seven out of 10 for that boy. Brings back memories, but not super usable. Oh, I missed one. There's one more after this. This is interesting. Oh, oh man. If people didn't exist, this would be a 10 out of 10, but I can't use this. Because the minute I start doing this, I'm gonna get hit. Someone's gonna say, hey, will you fucking stop please? And I'll go, but I like it. Oh, that's great. I'm giving this one an eight and a half because I couldn't use this out in public, but man, fits perfectly. This truly is the power of the sun and the palm of my hand. If it's perfectly in my palm, it's soft. It's easy to use. Gives me that immediate relief that I need. Oh, look at that. It's so simple. Wow, wow. This is probably the only one out of all these that I might use. Mm, mm, mm. Damn, truly saving the best for almost last. Now we have come to the final one. The, there's not really anything on this. I don't really wanna read any of the packaging either because it's the last one. And I want the surprise. You know, I want the surprise. It's green. How do I get it in this? Here, hold on. Stand up with me. This is amazing. It's got buttons on it. Being back. Oh, make me make my body invisible. Ah. Oh, I like it. It's compressed. Wow. Look at this. This feels really nice. I really like this. So there's no opening at the bottom with the feet. There's no opening with the feet. It's just this. It's just a fucking. It's like being in the womb. And then I come out of the, the clitoris. You know, you know where babies are born. The clitoris. This is amazing. Wow. Oh, this is great. Hey, babe. Come here. These are the fidget toys that I got. What is that? It's like a compression thing. It's so nice. You want to try it on? No. Are you sure? You don't have to be on camera. That one I didn't like. It's too big. Look at this though. You're going to hate this if I use it, but you'll like it. Try it though. It feels nice. Isn't that nice? Yeah. There's poop in there. Fake in the box next to the banana. Try this one. This one's pretty good. Step in this. Try this on. It's great. It's so great. Just try it. You don't have to be on camera. The slug. Are you, do you know about the slug? I know about the slug. You can have the slug. You're going to have the slug. I don't think I need it. Well, you have it. It's a gift from me to you. Please try this on. You don't have to be on camera. Just step in it. I think you'll like it. Because you love weighted blankets. I like being. She likes being smushed. It doesn't smush in the right spots, you know? You can hit my point and all the leaves fell on the ground. Yikes. I feel like this is more of a music. But it's fun. Yeah. Take the slug, babe. It's like I'm being birthed. For me to you. I don't want the slug. You, the slug, babe. Try the poop. The poop's really good. The banana is wonderful. Try the poop. Poop's down there. The carrot sucks because it has a bad field. I don't like the carrot. You like the carrot? But it feels like powdery. Can you suck out her breath? Try the poop. Oh, he's got eyes. He has eyes. Which one do you like the best of three? The banana? The banana. Yeah, for sure the banana. So many things. So many things. But have I been cured of my ADHD? Well, I guess only time will tell. I guess only time will tell. I love this thing a lot. I'm giving this a 9 out of 10. Plus, I can use it as a chroma key. You can keep me out whenever you want. You can make me disappear whenever you want, whoever is editing this. I could be my own green screen. This is incredible. This is a new height for filmmakers everywhere. I don't like that one at all. I don't like it at all. Well, friends, thank you so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed me reviewing these ADHD toys again. Leave a like, subscribe, and I'm coming on tour. And by the time this comes out, maybe I'll already be on tour. So maybe I'll see you there. So thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed. If you did, make sure to slap that like button right in the face. And I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all. Stay cranky. Bye. And then make me disappear with the green screen.