 It's so stupid, it's positively brilliant. The brilliant, the most powerful, the most powerful. The brilliant, the most powerful, the most powerful. The brilliant, the most powerful, the most powerful. Shalomane to God. Andrew Shelds. We are the brilliant idiots and we don't have no pre-rolls this week, but we have a lot of mid-rolls and post-rolls and don't ever think we fell the fuck off, okay? We never think that. Alright, but we do have some church announcements, do we? Um, we do, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, we can get into it later. Let's talk, man. We got some cool things going. Yeah, I'm beyond the genre. I have no church announcements. I'm done with y'all motherfuckers. Good. I am done. Yesterday was my last day at Breakfast Club. Yeah. I'm tightening up some things today because, you know, we're recording podcasts right now Thursday morning. It's 8.30 in the morning. So after I do this podcast, I got one other thing to do and I am fucking done until January 7th. Now, did you block off all this time to give 6ix9ine head? Mmm. It was a short bet, baby. It was a short bet. Yo, there's nobody. You were in the hot seat this week. I would never use that kind of hyperbole if I didn't think it was a short bet. Now, how long did it take you to find out how to properly pronounce hyperbole? Actually, you know what? I always knew how to pronounce it, but for whatever reason I said hyperbole. I said hyperbole. You were like, shit, did Elon Musk invent something? It's hyperbole, you know what I'm saying? It's the same thing as when Biggie said... Go like this right here. When Biggie said, you look so good, I'll suck on your daddy's dick. Go to Richard Pryor. It's all hyperbole. Always Biggie saying, I'll fuck Rupaul before I fuck the muggly ass escape bitches. You still got this thing right here. It's all hyperbole. So that's what I was using to let people know there was no way in hell 6ix9ine was beating his case. You know what's so crazy about the word? Even if he got out, you wouldn't be responsible to suck his dick. That's a bet. No, I'm not saying that you would have done it, but he didn't beat the case. Exactly. You got these idiots on social media who will say things now like, oh, well, he only got 24 months. Technically, that's beating the case. No, it's fucking... It's not beating the case. There's no such thing as technically he beat the case. I don't give a fuck if he got 24 months or two days. He got sentenced. Would you remove your chains before doing it? Hypothetically speaking. I would never do it. It was a sure bet. But that wouldn't that be slightly disrespectful to the honorable Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm unless you just hear their chains dangling. It's called hyperbole. Right. Everybody go Google hyperbole. It's an exaggeration. You know what I mean? Like, you're a comedian. You do hyperbole all the time. Bro, I thought you said hyperbole. And I was like, you're really going for the sack with this blowjob. But once again, can we say something once again? Yes. I'm right. Like, I am only... That's what you... That's what people really hate. That's what they want to tell me to be so wrong. Oh, he got him finally. 6ix9ine is coming home. He's going to have to suck that dick. I'm sitting back looking at all the memes. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, where do these rumors come from on the internet? What do you mean? Like, as far as, like, 6ix9ine's coming home. That never came from any reliable source. That never came from a reliable source. Ah, ah, ah, ah, okay, okay. You know what I'm saying? What do you... Where do you think it comes from? I just think people just start that shit. They throw it out there and it goes. Now, I will say last week... You don't think maybe a lawyer, maybe like someone's on the team. I think it came from the label. And the label made it up? I think it came from the label. I think the label was gauging the level of interest people still had in 6ix9ine. Not even as far as, like, regular people, as far as, like, the media is concerned, because they hit me last week and they asked me if I would be down to do a one-on-one interview with 6ix9ine. I said, nah, I don't think that would be a good idea. Yeah. Did you ask what type? I didn't know if they was trying to cash in on the bed. I'm going to be his first sexual pleasure. When he comes home, I don't fucking know. But I was just like, y'all, I don't think that would be a good idea. I was like, his best two looks have been the Breakfast Club. You know? Maybe the Breakfast Club. But I said, I'll gauge interest. I said, I honestly didn't know how I felt. But I said, I don't know how I feel about interviewing 6ix9ine. Because if you would have got out, I would have felt like there would have been no accountability. Understand what I'm saying? Like, you while out, you know, you troll people. You order these hits on people. People got hurt. You know, you do all of this bullshit. You go to jail and you snitch on every fucking body. Right. And then you just come home. Like, you're just supposed to be embraced with open arms. Like, where's the accountability in that? Like, how did the kid learn? Right, right. How did the kid learn from that 6ix9ine situation if he just comes home? Reasonable. On Wednesday. He's been, there's a situation where he's been in prison for what is it, 13 months or something? 13 months. And you know, you've been a big component of changed behavior. Not after 13 months. That's what the next question was. How long is it before you can get away from your past? Well, the best apology is changed behavior, right? So I would have to see how he comes home. So if he was to come home yesterday, I got to see what type of person he is. Gotcha. You know, are you coming home humbled by the situation? Gotcha. Are you coming home acknowledging that what you did was wrong in a real way? Are you a changed man? Are you still out here telling everybody suck your dick? Right. You know what I mean? And by the way, I have no reason to trust him because he's a young troll. So he's the type of person that will say anything, right, to get what he wants. Right. So you come home and you try to be nice six nine. Nice six nine don't work. Right. So now you got to go back to suck my dick six nine and super thug gangsta six nine because you surrounded by all of this security six nine and then now all of us looking stupid again and now we back where we started it. I never thought that the super thug thing was that compelling. I thought the self-deprecation was funny. Like when he would run in the hallways and talk about how he's the fastest guy when he's like super slow obviously and it was just hysterical. Like he'd just be in this hotel room when he's playing soccer and like he's the best goalie. Like when he was kind of making fun of himself and poking fun of himself, I was really entertained. Him telling like thugged out people to suck his dick was funny because it kind of exposed their fake thuggery in a lot of ways. I don't think that it exposed their fake thuggery. They just never ran into each other. You understand what I'm saying? I mean like there's certain people you can't tell them to suck your dick. That's not true. Not with the internet. You got guys telling the president to suck their dick every day. You could tell the president to suck his dick. Oh, with the internet? To suck your dick. Do it in person. Do it in person with all the secret service and watch what happens to you. I think you could say suck my dick to the president. Not without getting tackled. You can't run up on them and actually physically make them suck your dick. But that's how it sounds on the internet. Anybody can do whatever they want to be on the internet. You can say whatever you want to say on the internet. But there are consequences to those actions, right? And even with somebody like 6ix9ine. That shit is all fun and games. So you look at the letters from the victims. Right. That they sent to the judge. Or you look at the innocent biker. You don't think about shit like that. The innocent bystander who got shot when he was ordering a hit on somebody. Here's what I would say. The illusion maybe before 6ix9ine was yo, you don't even say a word about these gangsta rappers because if you even say a word about them you might not have felt this way. But maybe someone like myself who's a little bit more removed the idea was that they were like my bosses where it's like you don't even say a word because if you say a word someone's going to see you about it. And then... He could have still got shot. That's fair. That's fair. But like he started saying a word about everybody and none of them did anything and it was kind of fascinating for... He didn't go nowhere though. You aren't in that with this shit. So he was in Chicago. Like he was in all these places. They showed the video. He was in LA. No, no, no, no. They showed the video of this guy in Chicago surrounded by police officers surrounded by all this type of flight security. This old block he went to at like 4.35 in the morning he literally was there for like 40 seconds. Yo, he got kidnapped. What do you mean? He got kidnapped in Chicago but he got kidnapped in New York. In New York? Exactly. So it's not even that hard to get him. But he got kidnapped by his own crew. That's the thing. So it's not even that hard to get him. No, no, no, no. Andrew, he got kidnapped by his own crew. I can kidnap you right now. I know you're at... How? Because I know where you're at. I know... You know what I'm saying? You want to kidnap me? You want to hang out? I'm just saying. Hang out, bro. We go get some food or whatever. Hang out and kidnap me there. I'm just saying. We're a team. It's easy to kidnap somebody in your team. Right. That's the easiest thing to do. I know a tailor that every day. So you a kidnapper? It depends on the price. It's a hot commodity out here in East Greece. How much are you going for a tailor? Yo, they hit us and they were like one million. I'd be like... What's Sin doing? I wouldn't sell a tailor for one million. Is Sin not going to do the board? I wouldn't sell a tailor for one million. You wouldn't sell her? I wouldn't sell her for nothing I have. What does that mean? I wouldn't sell her for nothing I have. Oh, I forgot you're selling. I was in a buyer's market. That's right. You kidnap. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So here's the question. What would we pay for tailor? Let's say she was kidnapped by someone else. And I know her? It's tailor. Like I know her. You know her. It's tailor. It's this tailor. She's not your relative. Is this a ransom? Yo, one... Wait a minute. Is this a ransom? Are we trying to get her back to save her life or just to have her? No, no, no. You don't own her now. Okay. You know, kidnap it works. So this is a ransom. Do we need to bring in a professional wax? Get in here. No, it's a ransom. It is a ransom. Tailor is kidnapped. There is one way to get her back. It is one million US dollars to get her back. Prayer changes things, bro. You know what I'm saying? Everybody, let's hold hands. And let's all say a prayer for young Taylor. You know what I mean? I love her. Okay. Please. Please God bring her back home safely. Bro, you know how quickly he will be an anguilla forgetting about your ass? Please God bring her back home safely. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. So you're not putting up a milli for Taylor. Milli's a lot of money, bro. What was that? A milli is a lot of money though. Milli's a lot of money, bro. Milli's a lot of money, yo. Say what? What do I have? 500. I got to see what your mom, what kind of collateral your mom got. Did you get the house? Yo, that's true. I'm serious. Like your mom got to put up the money first. What's that? It's not on a Charlotte. I need some collateral. Like if I put this money up, how do I make sure it's ROI on this? No, no, there's no return on investment. That isn't investment. It's not a stock. Yes, it is. I'm a free you Taylor, but I get 20% of perpetuity. I don't want to make sure that I get my money back at some point in time. But you can't get your money back. If you put the house up. If her mom put the house in my name. So you go buy her mom's house. Do you want Taylor back or not? Now you're holding her ransom too. You're doing the same thing. You're kidnapping her. You basically transferred the kidnapping. Who's with this? Is this a ring? Yo, a million. No, 500 K. No. Okay. What's the no question amount? $50,000 to get Taylor back. I put 50 up. Yo, that's what's up Taylor. You got 50 out of me. That is what's up Taylor. I'll put 50 up. 50 up for Taylor. That's no problem. 75. I do 75 for Taylor. 90. I do 90 for Taylor. 100. I do 100 for Taylor. $150,000. That's when it gets a little trick. That's when we have to start thinking about other options. I'm serious. 100. $250,000 for girls to go to college. Girls have a future. I'm not saying you don't have a future Taylor. I'm just saying I don't know how you'll be after the kidnapping. My trauma is real shit. Yo, that's a good point. You got to see what shape the car is in before you buy it. I'm not saying you don't have a future Taylor. I'm just saying I don't know how you'll be after the kidnapping. My trauma is real shit. Yo, that's a good point. I'm not saying before you buy it. My trauma is no fucking joke after that shit, bro. Yo. A lot. You might not get your life together ever again. And then he can't get any return of investment. It might be just a lifetime of therapy and counseling for you. I'm dead serious. Every time we say handcuff, you start shaking in the fucking corner. This could be bad. But I'm saying all that to say Takashi got kidnapped by somebody in his team. That's easy to do. Right. He was avoiding a lot of potential really bad trouble. I actually think jail was a good thing for him. And the police officers said that when they arrested him. What do you mean? They said we're arresting you because if we don't arrest you. It's over. You're going to get killed. Well, they told him that. So I think it was for two reasons. I don't think they was really caring about his safety. I also knew they knew they could flip Takashi 69 the way that they did. Yeah. Simple as that. And do you think that there's any future for him? It's going to be rough though. But it's definitely a future. I mean, I see Takashi coming home sometime next year. He's going to need 24 seven 365 day security. How much is that? It's going to be very costly. I mean, I look at somebody like 50 cent. I don't know if 50 cent had around the clock security, but I don't know at 50 cents. I know in like 09 I read an article that said 50 cents security detail was $1.6 million. Holy shit. And I don't even think that's around the clock. That's just like when he's moving around, you know, maybe the city or different cities are going in and out of town. I don't know if that's around the clock, but it was $1.6 million for 50 cents. Now, my question is how's Takashi going to make that money? Because let's just say the label put up $10 million, right? And so maybe a million or two of that goes into his pocket. The rest goes into his budgets for albums, security and stuff like that. He's going to be on supervised release five years. What does that mean? It's like supervised release. So it's like probation for five years. Or maybe parole. I don't know if it's probation or parole, but he's going to be on probation or parole for five years. And that means he can travel if he gets permission. If he gets permission. Right. Right now. Probably just in the States. Probably just in the States. Before he went in, none of these arenas and shit wanted to fuck with him. Live nation and none of them wanted to fuck with him. Yeah. So it's like, you think that's going to change? Not that he's out? Not that he's going to look at him as more of a liability because they think everybody really wants to kill this motherfucking man. So what's the monetization strategy? I don't know. Because you don't make that much money off screaming. We know that already. We know you don't make a lot of money off screaming. Like a billion screams on Spotify equates to like a million, two million dollars, something like that. So you don't make a lot of money off screaming. You're going to have to be on the road constantly to make this money. And really just to pay this security bill every motherfucking year. On top of your other bills, I don't see how he survives long. That's just my personal take on it. I just don't see where the money is going to come from. I just don't. But you think the labels believe that there's money here? Clearly. The labels hit us up last week. The labels wanted to do an interview. They wanted me to do a one-on-one interview. I told them that we should do Breakfast Club. They really thought he was coming home on Wednesday, which is another thing I think probably pissed off the judge. And one stuff like that gets in the news. Yes. It's like, you don't decide. You don't decide. You're already setting up interviews, motherfucker. Like, for real. And the way the judge was lining it up, I thought the judge about to get that motherfucker like, yeah. I said he would probably get a three to five with time served. So he'd probably do like two years. So listen, I'm not going to say I thought it was a fair injustice because he snitched. You know what I'm saying? And the cooperation is bad. But he at least got held accountable. And he's going to be held accountable for the rest of his life. This is a permanent stain. Can we discuss this here? If you're going to snitch and then your crew tries to take you out, I get that. But if your crew tries to take you out first and then you snitch, is that not understandable? No. I like what the judge said yesterday. The judge said, you are not a victim here. No, no. I'm not saying he's a victim, but just on that one, I'm just curious about snitch etiquette before we get into him specifically. In other words, let's say you and I are a gang. We're doing all these like, you know, bank robberies and shit like that, right? Let's say I'm about to go snitch on you. Mm-hmm. You kill me. I kind of get it because it's like... If Ghost hasn't snitched on Tommy yet and Tommy hasn't snitched on Ghost. But I get it. But here's the thing. Let's say you're about to kill me, right? Mm-hmm. And I find out that you want to kill me so you don't have to share any of this bank money with me. And I go, well, fuck that. I'm snitching on this motherfucker. He's trying to kill me. Don't you start the bad shit? You can't do that. You got to kill me. That's the gangster way. You can't touch the police. You got to kill me. Okay. That's it. You got to get me got. Okay. Yeah. It's, everything is outside of law enforcement. You can't... So it would be more respected on the streets. Not saying this is a good thing to do. But it would be more respected on the streets. In other words, if I handled you... Totally understandable. Before you handled me. Totally understandable. And people who would say, oh, that was dishonorable. You killed your man. Why don't you explain the situation? Okay. I had no other choice. Simple as that. Okay. That's just what I need to clear it up about the etiquette. So the whole thing about the streets, and I'm sure it's similar to mob shit or everything, is just we handle things outside law enforcement. Absolutely. Once you start dealing with law enforcement, you are a rat. That's it. These are the same people we've been ducking and fucking... Right. ...and challenging for years. And so now you want to use them to your advantage. That's why I love what the judge said to 69 yesterday. The judge was like, you're not a victim. When it was convenient for you, you used this army to do your bidding. Yes. You called Hitch on Trippy Red. Yes. And you called Hitch on Chief Keef. Like when it was serving you, he actually called him selfish. The judge called him selfish. What he said? The judge said you're selfish. So when it was self-serving to you, you used this gang to your motherfucking bidding. So you ain't no innocent here at all. So listen, I don't feel sorry for 69. I'm shocked that he didn't get a little bit more time. Right. But is this going to be rough for him when he comes home? Yeah. Who's coming in? It's Carolina. It's going to be very rough for him when he comes home, man. And I honestly don't see how he... What would you do if you're him? I would do a lot of soul searching. I wouldn't worry about the character of 69 right now. How would you stay alive is what I'm asking. When he comes home, what would you do to stay alive? I don't know. Listen, we live in a different area. So I'm not saying that he's going to be getting shot at everywhere he goes. Yeah. I don't know, man. Honestly, when you ask me that question, what would I do to stay alive? That's why I say I would do a lot of soul searching. I would really dismiss the character of 69 because the character of 69 is what got me in that situation. And I would really lean into who the fuck Daniel Hernandez is. You know what I mean? I'd be trying to figure out my life. You know what I mean? I'd be doing a lot of soul searching and just holding myself accountable. You know, recognizing where I went wrong and trying to correct that as a man. And then I would get back into the music thing. That's why I said another reason I didn't want to interview him so soon because I'm like, these labels don't give a fuck about 69. They didn't give a fuck about 69 before he went into jail. They were funding the dysfunction, right? So now that he's went to jail and he snitched and he's back out on the street, they just want to fund more dysfunction because they want their what ROI. That's it. If it's true that they invested 10 million in them, which I don't even know if that's true. If it's true that they did, they want their fucking money back. All they're thinking about is product. Go out here, make these motherfucking songs. Let's see if we can get you on the road doing some shows. And that's that. Yeah. It's just interesting, man. Let's say I want return on investment. I guess that I would have to fund that 50 cent-esque security. You have no choice. You have no choice. If I'm Daniel Hernandez, I have to take that agreement because that's the only thing that keeps me alive. If I don't want to take that agreement, does he move to Montana? Like, where does he go? There's no way he can go. It's a different era. How the fuck do you have witness protection when you a celebrity? I've never seen a case like this. Correct me if I'm wrong, Chris or Andrew. I've never seen a case with a high-profile celebrity. Right. And I'm not going to call it 69A list even though I hate those fucking lists. But he's a high-profile celebrity and you're a fucking government informant. Bro. I've never seen anything like this. It is so interesting because this might be the first witness protection situation of the internet world where witness protection was predicated on the whole idea that middle America had no clue what was going on in entertainment or on the coasts. So, literally the idea of witness protection was, well, we'll send him to Oklahoma. They don't know what's happening over there. The internet has shrunk the world. Those kids in Oklahoma listen to the same hip-hop your kids listen to, listen to the same hip-hop my cousins listen to, everybody. They know 69. I don't think that you can send him to any place in America where the kids there will be unaware of who he is. He wants to be seen. Right, right, right. He's a rapper. But if he didn't, if he was like, I truly just want to go. I don't think he's going to be in witness protection. I just think that. No, he turned it down. But let's say they offered it to him. Where are you going to witness protect him? Utah? They're hip. Yeah, man. Montana? They're hip? The internet shrunk everything. They're flying the world. Yo, there's no more witness protection, bro. Yeah. It's gone. I really don't know. I mean, like I said, 24-7, 365 security, I just don't see how he, I just don't see where the money's going to come from. He wasn't generating that kind of paper when he was out. So it's just like, I don't see where that money's going to come from. Like, it's screaming. It's not going to be able to cover those kind of bills. You know what I'm saying? Unless he's on. You can't do a reality show because reality show he could, but it's not going to cover those kind of bills. Who's going to pick it up? One of these networks. Showtime already, Showtime doing a documentary on him or something like that. Complex is doing a documentary. Yeah. Like they've been announced to Showtime. Yeah, they announced to Showtime a month ago. Motherfuckers give a fuck about that content now. Let's not get it fucked up. Content is always king. A TV network will definitely pick it the fuck up. But I'm just talking about, as far as like him making consistent money on a show basis, I don't see it. Who's the touring company that's going to sign 6ix9ine? Yeah. It's going to be interesting to see how it plays out. I just think the irony of 6ix9ine getting a sentence and Trump getting impeached on the same fucking. Yo, 6ix9ine should slap harder, bro. We were on Twitter, refreshing Twitter. This guy was giving this long ass speech to the judge. We were there for every second. Me, you and Van Texan, me and Alex. We were actually together with Kaz. Kaz, we're going through every single moment. The Trump impeachment happened. Nah, I think they slapped equally. We didn't even discuss the Trump impeachment. I had a couple of group chats going, but you know what was so good about it? It was day and night. The costume was during the day. Trump was late at night. Trump was like eight o'clock, nine o'clock last night. Only impeachments came down. I think the difference was, I knew an impeachment in the house didn't mean anything. So it's not like there was a decision made about Trump. Still historic, though. It's historic. You got to stop saying it didn't mean anything. It's historic, but it doesn't do anything. It's the worst thing that could happen to him. The three worst things that can happen to a president are impeachment being removed for impeachment, which has never happened, and actually getting assassinated. I told you the three things that you don't want as a president. Yeah, I just don't think impeachment matters. Nah, it matters. I don't think so. When you're a narcissist like Donald Trump who was calling for the impeachment of Barack Obama, literally saying he should be impeached for gross incompetence. They're pulling up old tweets his son saying Barack should be impeached. Yeah, this is a stain. But I will say this, right? Outthrow, outthrow, outthrow. But do you don't think that he's okay with stains? No. His whole thing is being a stain. No. I think that you underestimate how little he cares about the people that don't like him. I think he's made a career, I think he's made a career on, not only political career, but an entertainment career, on division. You either love or hate this man, and he understands what is more love or hate than politics. But that's with any polarizing person, right? Of course. But Donald Trump has the most bruised, wounded ego I've ever seen. If there's one person out here that is dealing with their hurt in the child syndrome, it is that man. And every billionaire that I know, especially here in New York. Subtleflex. I'm just letting you know. Subtleflex. Actually, I didn't, I'll be honest with you, I didn't have Trump towers last week. Really? It happened. I didn't know how. I was like, what the fuck? It was whatever. Whatever. See, when they call. That was what we were having dinner. And they were talking to me about Trump, and they were saying how we never took Trump serious. Trump was a goofy. He always wanted to be down. He always wanted to be down with that club. He thought being president was going to finally make that club accept him. Now he look at you as an even bigger dickhead, right? Yo. But I thought Trump a little bit of bail, right? Honestly, honestly though. They never accepted him. But he manifested that shit. What do you mean? When he was earlier on in his career, he would call the tabloids himself. And he'd go, hey, I'm the publicist for Donald Trump. Sorry, billionaire Donald Trump. Before he was even a billionaire. I'm the publicist for billionaire Donald Trump. He was at this restaurant last night with this person trying to get in page six. And he called himself billionaire Donald Trump before he was ever a billionaire. He knew exactly what he was doing. He was fake until he made it. You don't think that's the highest level of insecurity? Bro, I'm not... That's like Kevin Durant's burner account. You're calling the fucking New York Post in page six to report stories on yourself? I'm not denying that it's wildly insecure. What I am denying is, what I am saying is he is aware of these global elites, these billionaires, right? And he's aware of who he is. I don't think he... I don't think that... I don't think he's unaware of that. I don't think he thinks he's one of them. I think he definitely wanted to be down with the in-crowd. 100% wants to be down. Chris, you wrote the book? 100% wants to be down. Come here, Chris. We need you right now. I think he definitely wants to be part of the in-crowd. He's always wanted to be part of the in-crowd. And we're not having a political discussion, Chris. We're just talking about character. You wrote a book about Trump. Now, careful. You're in the shots, Chris. What was the book about? Chris, you're behind you. There's two cameras. Yeah. And I will say the reason I bought Chris in is because even before Donald Trump was president, Chris has been telling me these kind of stories. So I know that they're not coming from a biased place. This is just his opinion of Donald Trump. This isn't political. This is... I'm just giving you a character evaluation of Donald Trump. Yes, come this way a little bit. Yeah. I did not write a book for Donald Trump. I wrote a book for his daughter, Ivanka. Right, right. I was fired. You've been writing some problematic literature, bro. Yo, you were the curse, bro. Real talk. If he writes your book, you got a Me Too comment, bro. Real talk. Yo, what is your record for authored Me Too's talk? Yo, you're undefeated, bro. It's almost like... It's almost like not enough copies moving. I got a story for you. Chris, when you got a point, you got a point. Yo, it's the worst ghost writer in history, son. Chris, you got a record, bro. You got a resume. Bro, when's that Kevin Spacey book coming out? He's working on it right now. He's working on Harvey Weinstein's Life After Prison book. Now, Chris, so tell us. Character assessment of Donald Trump. Yeah. I think he was on the outside of what you would call the in-crowd. I think Ivanka was very much groomed to be on the inside. Yes. And I think that's where it gets interesting because I think she was part of that scene. I mean, when I was working for her, they asked me to interview her friends, and her friends were all, you know, Rupert Murdoch's wife. Yeah. Carlos Slim, basically the Mexican billionaire. The Mexican billionaire. They're kids. No, no, them. He positioned her to be friends with all those people that he couldn't maybe get access to because they thought he was too crass. He wasn't grandfathered in, but she could be born in. He looked at Trump as a nigger. Well, that is a harsh way of looking at it. That's just the truth. They thought he was ghetto and trash. Out of borough, which was a big deal. Out of borough. That's right, he's from Queens. He's from Queens. He's not a city kid. He didn't go to the... Y'all look at it like that? I didn't know y'all looked at things like that. Oh, dude, it's... Yeah. Within those circles, yeah. Dude, humans have hierarchies, no matter where we are, we have hierarchies. Somebody was telling me a story about when they were in... Oh, fuck, what was it? Like Namibia or some shit like that. And there was a club. And I think it was... Yeah, my buddy Ben, he was like, I mean, Namibia, he was in this club. It was outside. And they had a VIP section in the club that just had two plastic chairs. Outside, two plastic chairs. But human beings need fucking hierarchies. We're disgusting. Right. We need it. That's crazy. It is crazy. I don't know if you're up, but it's not to look down, but it's just like how can I find a way to have some value over you without doing any work? Because I look at it from a hip hop perspective. Queens got all the best rappers. What do you want in Manhattan? Manhattan? What do you want in Manhattan? Well, I mean... Billionaires usually don't define their worth by who has the best rappers. I know. Let me tell you how my perspective looks. Yeah, I know. I'm just... But it's also true that... Yo, bring Donald in, you know, run DMCs from Queens. But look, a lot of... A lot of rappers gravitated to Trump before this. To hang out with Trump was the song that you had made it as a rapper. And Trump rapped towards a lot of rappers. You know why? Because Trump had the money. He was the playboy. And so back then, all those rappers, that was probably the richest person they knew and had access to. So they were showing mad love. And furthermore, they were all faking it until they made it. Right. Rappers were acting like they had tons of money when they didn't. And Donald Trump was acting like he had tons of money when he didn't. And you know what? Some of those rappers ended up getting tons of fucking money. And Donald Trump ended up getting tons of money. Trump didn't have tons of money, though. He just wasn't a billionaire. So here's the thing. And you know this now because you're operating with these guys. You have tons of money compared to Taylor. When you're with these billionaires, you don't got shit. No, they're printing money. They're printing money. They're talking about their vacations are my life savings. Exactly. Life savings. Life savings. So everything is relative, right? So if you're Trump and you're the poorest one in the group, you think you're broke. Yeah, he don't even own Trump Towers. Right. He licenses the name. Yeah, he's licensed. That's what I learned when I was working for them and researching the organization. Everything is licensed the name, put down as little as your own money as possible. If you burn the shit down, you just keep it moving. That's it. Yeah. Like that was his whole hustle. And I guess it worked for him. Yeah. So I'm saying At least not the first person to not put money down. No. No. I did. I said I wanted, I wanted to, I just wanted to, I can see, I can play white devil's advocate with one thing, right? Go. Donald Trump. No political experience whatsoever. Mm-hmm. The highest seat in the land. Mm-hmm. Bro. Of course he's going to fuck it up. Mm-hmm. Of course. Like what are we, like we're acting like this guy was some skilled politician who knows the ins and outs of politics, what he should be doing, what he shouldn't be doing. It's easy to say, hey, all you got to do is listen to this person and it probably is that easy. But he's not, he's probably, he's like, I'm not listening to you motherfuckers. Of course he was going to fuck up. This was destined to crash and burn. This is why the United States of America really needs to put some qualifications on being president, bro. Like you have to have a certain educational level and you have to have a certain level of political experience. This is not a game to be played with, man. You know what's interesting that you say that? Even the type of impeachment, like the way that he fucked up, right? Abusive power. Outside of abusive power, right? The way that he got caught is such a a political way to get caught. Right? It's a rookie move. Exactly. It's an inexperienced move, right? Because a politician would have known how to get that message there. What do they call it? Backhandling? Yeah, with enough cushion. With enough cushion. Right. What he did was a real estate move which is, hey, I want to build this building in New Hampshire. Who's the guy going up for Congress in New Hampshire? Right. You know what? Get me on the phone with that guy. Hey, listen, you want to... You want me to donate to your campaign? Yeah, but hey, I can't donate to your campaign. I will donate to your campaign. I would love to because there's that space. But you want this thing I want, right? That's exactly what you did. No, I'm not saying that this money's for that. I'm just saying, wouldn't it be great if we had this building and your campaign? That is classic New York, well, not only New York, but just a real estate hustle when you're dealing at the highest level. And that's what I wish everybody who supports Trump, right? Everybody who supports Trump, I really wish they would just take a step back and just say, yo, of course he's going to fuck up. Like, stop acting like he's a president. Right. Right. Well, stop acting like he's a politician. Sure. But the idea that no presidents, that there are presidents that don't fuck up, people fuck up, this is every decision has a cost. Yeah, yeah. Look how he fucked up. It was a rookie inexperience move. It was a rookie move. You should have expected him to make this move. And he doesn't put smart people around him, which is something I learned working with him is, I mean, you could put me in that category, but, like, he, you know, like, honestly. That's hilarious. He doesn't hire smart people. Right. He hired me. No, but seriously, like, I know how they do stuff. The number one qualification to get hired by them, and this was true in the election, I'm sure it's true in the administration is they want the cheapest person. No matter what they have. There's a blueprint they follow on every deal. Like, for instance, when they were negotiating with me, it was, okay, this, let's say hypothetically, it's $100,000 job. Yeah. Right. They say, listen, you should do this for $50,000. And we know it's under market. This is exactly what they told me. But if you do it for us, you're going to have so much shine around your name after you're connected to a Trump success. He really is a rapper. Right. That it'll be worth it. Yo, this exposure, bro. Right. Hey, give me 16 bars. But once this shit goes, that was the rap they gave me. And like, I was literally on, Ivanka was like calling me up at midnight, arguing over $5,000. Yeah. Like, they literally tried to squeeze. And you quit? So what happened was, they gave you Lyme's disease. Right. They gave me Lyme's, the orange version. But like... They gave you orange. No. Let's say it's a $100,000 job. Yeah. You do it for $50,000. Yeah. Then halfway through, she brought me in and she was like, it's clear to me, and I've been going to her apartment twice a week, hours and hours of talking. It's clear to me, you don't respect my family. Right. And I was like, I don't. Wow. You know, like... Well, me, I don't say that because you're not, you're not a reserve person. I'm a reserve. There was an incident where, and this kind of comes back to what you're talking about with the thin skin. Paper thin. She said, I want you to come into a meeting with my father to watch how he operates. So, it's a meeting in Trump Tower and they're going over the hallways in a hotel resort that they're building. And at first, it's just her, an interior designer and architect for 45 minutes. All right. If we spend this much on the rug, this many units will be this much. Hold on. Can you hold this story for one second? I'm about to piss my pants. Go do it. I got this. Press pause. Oh, you know what? I'll do a mid-roll. I'll do a mid-roll. 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How come you could have saved us this amount doing this way? You could have saved us $1,000 doing this. What about this? What about this? And he's making his point and I'm like, damn, this dude's really fucking smart. Like these guys have been like fumbling over the figures and he just came in and he was like razor sharp. Like, why don't you do this? Why don't you do that? Why don't you do that? You could have done that. What are you doing? And he made his point and I was like, okay, I'm impressed. But then he kept going at this guy and going at this guy and going at this guy and go to the point where the guy literally almost started to cry. Like it wasn't a physical beat down, but it was an emotional beat down. And he just kept going and finally, I'm just supposed to be a fly on the wall. Finally, you guys can't see this unless you're watching the video, but I just went like that. You did the emoji. I put my emoji. Like what the fuck? What's wrong? Like what are you doing? It's too much. It's just lines, bro. Right, it's just lines. So they pulled me out. Ivanka pulls me out into the elevator and she's like, listen, I know that look really bad. I know how that came off, but you got to understand it's not personal. That's just how we get the best margins on our deal. Like, but... Yelling at people and emotionally abusing them. He destroyed this dude. Can I tell you something? What? For that, he's my hero. Okay. When I bought my apartment and they told me it was going to be six weeks to renovate and then they fucked me over for six months. Six months. They fucking lied to me and fucked me over. Stole my money for six months. And I didn't have the balls. I was too poor to yell at them. I was too poor to hire another contractor. I was just at their fucking mercy. The fact that some hero could walk in a room and curse out a contractor who was fucking him over. Oh my God. Well, the guy hadn't done anything yet. They were just planning it. But okay, maybe you can say the guy was setting it up to get better margins. I don't know. This is one of the more outrageous things I've ever seen. I did the shrug. That was problem number one. Problem number two was I wrote a passage where I described Trump Towers as glitzy. And they didn't like that. She pulled me in. She said, why would you describe my family's building as glitzy? What's wrong with glitzy? Well, I was like, it's literally the definition of glitzy. Glitzy is gold all over it. It's like covered in gold. So she was like, why would you try to portray us that way? You know, glitzy implies like cheap, garish, not classy. Really? Yeah. So that was a problem. Then the other problem is she said I used too many colloquialisms. And this is where we had a problem. I don't even know what that is. It's the shit that the Puerto Rican serve during the holiday. It's great actually. Just like eggnog, got some rum in it. I love it. I had some last week. Tiffany Haddish was walking around. So she goes to me. She says, I don't know if the rapper's friends talk that way, but I don't talk that way. Whoa. And I said, excuse me. And she goes, okay, maybe that came off wrong. And I was like, all right. Whoa. We got a problem here. So. She pulled out. Well, I mean, I would have kept doing it frankly because I won the money. But so what they did is she came in and she, you know, she gave me this big speech. I've given it a lot of consideration. I really like you, but it's not working out. And I was like, look, I just, I was miserable. I was talking about this with my wife the other day. I was like going around hoping that car would hit me and just like break my legs. So I was just like, Just quit. Why didn't you just quit? No, I should have just quit. I'm a worker. Just quit. I should have. And I would, but I just had a baby. That's why you still got Limes, dude. Well, I just don't quit it. You don't want to quit it. Right. I should just. Yo, just quit this Limes shit, bro. Just be gone. Thoughts? So anyway, long story short, they get rid of me. Then they go and they do the same thing. But I'm showing you the Trump business model. So they get rid of me. Yeah. Then they go to somebody else. I think it was like a woman in California and they said, listen, we got this book. It's three quarters of the way done. It's a $40,000 job because it's really almost done. But do it for 20. Do it for 20. Hot. So. Hot fire. Same speech. So they get a $100,000 job for, maybe they paid me 10 or 15. I just gave, I was like, I don't care about the money. I handed over all the notes. I was like, I just went out of this shit. And so they get a, they get a $100,000 job for 15. I'll be honest with you, Chris. I brought you in here because I thought you were going to tell us a story about Donald Trump's then ego. You just told us how you got the tariff done. Yo. Good negotiator. Good negotiator. Listen. Listen. Or the deal. I've never said that. I don't think Trump is smart. You've never heard me say he's an idiot. You've never. I think the guy is. He's dumb at politics. That's what people like. Well, I think, I think he has zero moral center and I think he has zero self-awareness. I mean, the other thing was they pulled me out for doing the shrug. And maybe you shouldn't do that shrug in my position, but I interviewed one of Ivanka's friends. Same thing. She got kicked off his private jet because they were watching TV and a joke came on about his hair and she laughed at and they pulled. Now see, that's the thing. Ignite that show. They pulled her off the fucking jet. And they're like, you don't do that. So they landed the plane and then kicked her off. I don't know exactly how it happened, but she was like, whatever you do, she was trying to hit me. She was like, whatever you do, don't make a joke about this guy. You know, Trump would hate you, Andrew. Huh? Trump would hate you. Yeah. You and Trump could never be friends. Why would we want to be friends? I'm just saying, if y'all was, because you liked the joke, like he would hate you. Oh, yeah. He could dish it out. He can make jokes. He can make over. Teeth are going to fall out. He loves that stuff. Most people, this is what I've learned just from being a comedy general. Most people who like dish it out cannot take it. Comedy. That's the fucking media. Life. And it's so disappointing, bro, because when you meet these people, you know, you're like, oh man, they're good ball busters. They're fun. And then you want to go back and forth with them and they get super sensitive. You're like, oh, it's a facade? They don't know. They're not confrontational. So it's like, when you have that confrontation with them, and it's not a confrontation in a bad way. It's that when they throw something out, like, I ain't fucking me. Oh, we got this. Let's go. You realize this motherfucker is sensitive. And then they break down. I can't work with people like that. Bro. It's one of the easiest things working with you. Is I can say whatever. Bro. I mean, I think this shit is funny. I laugh when do balls fucking with me. Bro. I laugh when Don L. Don L. Don L. Don L. Text. Wild. Wild. You think his Instagram is wild. What is it? Bro. I'm going to show you something Don L. said. You can't repeat it, bro. I'm going to show you this shit had me rolling this with you. Rolling this week. Because he fucked with me about the whole 6ix9ine shit. Right. And I'm explaining to him sarcasm and hyperbole. All right, look, all right. So look. So he sends me this picture. No, I got to show you. He goes, he sends me this picture. So it's me on all fours and Speedos with 6ix9ine coming out of jail. And he says, the bed is a bed, son. I said it's called sarcasm, son. The man ran around telling people to suck his dick all the time. You a comedian. You should understand the joke. He said, nope, nope, nope. He said, Chappelle, Pryor, and Biggie have all joked like that. You're not a comedian, son. You don't want any of the most powerful n***a voices in our culture, son. You help n***as with mental illness. Comedians not helping with mental illness, son. Open one for your loved ones and so does CNN. You're not a comedian, son. I said, Biggie wasn't a comedian. Easy. Grow up. Stop being homophobic. I'm just fucking with him right here, right? So he goes, people don't take me serious. We can't take you funny, son. I said, Biggie said you look so good. I suck on your daddy's dick. Hello? You still there explaining Biggie. So he talked about his gay brother. My brother, Chuck, he said, a bet is a bet, and he wants the winner. So he goes, I won't interrupt you in 6ix9ine. Stop being homophobic. So I said, explain Biggie. He said, nope, probably was a ghost writer, son. I said, real n***as don't give a fuck about shit like that. Chappelle, Pryor, Biggie, real n***as. He said, the streets didn't know you fucked with real n***as, son. They thought wax is the only one. You can't dodge this one with your big words, son. Don Lemon wants the truth. He said, plus you have too much history with 6ix9ine. We saw how serious you were about him beating that case. Trey Way, drop on the clues bombs. So I come back with the Biggie shit. I say, I missed the old New York. When y'all didn't care about Biggie saying he wouldn't fuck RuPaul over escape. Don't repeat this. No goodie put. Yo, son, come on, son. Come on, son. You can't do that to the audience. Okay. So then I will tell the audience this point. So listen. So then I put the laugh and emoji, and then he put mad n***as with a fucked RuPaul over escape. That's fact, son. I said, oh, shit, let me screenshot this. He goes, sarcasm. But I'm saying all that to say, that's how we joke. Yes. I do not like people who dish it, but can't take it. Yes. I actually despise them. Yo, and those people low key get exposed, man. All the fucking time. Yeah. All the time. Yeah. What did I tell you this week, Taylor? All the fucking time. I'm not saying. I'm not saying. Can I say? No. Do I know? I'm not saying. Male or female? I'm not saying. Oh, I know. I'm just saying a lot of people can dish it. Oh, I know. A lot of people can dish it, but they can't take it, bro. I know. Can we get a sound board? And you know what I hate about those type of people? Chris's people? You can say the smallest thing. Like not even like a. No, no, no. Just a jab. Fall apart. Oh. Fall apart. Oh. Fall apart. Oh. I listen to a great podcast with Peter Vassity, the basketball writer the other day. Yes. And he accused part. Oh, I forget. What happened to Joe? I forget him and Andrew fell out. Oh, okay. Y'all still ain't reconciled? I mean, we talk. It's not a big deal. I don't hold nothing. I can't hold grudges. I haven't even heard from Joe in a minute. It's a text every night. Anyway. Vessy senior called out Barkley as being one of those people. Who does what? Who will say anything about anybody. Yo. But if you come at Barkley even a little bit, he's like, he's the biggest phony of all time. Barkley is the butt of every joke on NBA tonight. He is literally, they make fun of him nonstop. He allows it. Yeah. I think that is the biggest horseshit comment. Dia, maybe if you like, call out his criticism. I don't know. Maybe you call it his criticism of his NBA career. It's different. But as far as having a sense of humor about himself and being self-deprecating and like letting Shaq tackle him and beat him up and like immaculate him. He purposely talked stupid. He put costumes on? Yeah. No, dude, he is. Yeah, I don't believe that about Barkley. I don't buy that. Maybe Barkley just don't like Peter. Fat. And that's the other thing, too. And Peter's low key the biggest troll. Really? Yeah. It was a great interview. But I was like, I could see why people don't like this guy. He was the troll back in the day. Like, remember when Carl Malone lost the fucking? It was after Game 6. He had just lost the finals. To the Bulls? To the Bulls. And he's interviewing. And what does he say? He's like, is this the lowest point of your career? And it's like, for what? That's a good question. The guy's still sweating. That's a great time to have that. That's what he said. He said, look, my job is to go in there and ask the tough questions. That's a great time to have that. They talk about that. Is it a great question to ask if losing your first NBA finals is the low point of your career? By the way, if you ask LeBron that, LeBron will say no. No, no, no. But LeBron would have a great answer to that question. LeBron was like, I live real life. No, no, no. That'd be life. He says it's the low point of your career. Career or sport? Of course it's the low point of your career. In my perspective, it was. I don't think that was Carl's low point of his career. Hey, if you just get out the pool and someone goes, is this the wettest you've ever been? Low point of Carl's career. Low point of Carl's career when they tried to make him play Maddie Johnson and Maddie Johnson at HIV. He did not want to be out there. What was Carl contemplating retirement? His T-cell count low. That's what Carl was talking about. That's a fact. That was the problem. His T-cells were dipping. T-cells were low. When the T-cells are low, it's an issue. We're getting scientific. That's when Carl absolutely was not going on that court with Maddie Johnson. That's when he was contemplating retirement. Carl said, what if he bleeds on me? Now think about how times have changed back then. Well, he could say something like that. Have they changed? Yes. You know why? Because he could say something like that. Ain't that what you're thinking? Exactly. A bunch of people were thinking that. We didn't know we were uneducated to HIV. I was a kid. I had no idea what HIV was. No, I'm educated. Think the same way. No, stop it, man. I think no differently. Shut up, man. I'm dead ass. You're telling me somebody got the full-blown hit. Yeah. He doesn't. What? But he thought he did, but he doesn't. Who knows if someone does back or not. But now you're saying someone full-blown hit, you guys are playing a pickup game. My man is in the post, elbows out. If you fight for boards. If he starts bleeding. Diving for fucking balls. If he starts bleeding, I'm calling timeout. If. If. I'm calling timeout. Son. I'm calling timeout. We're not taking these risks. They do that in the NBA now, by the way. We're not taking these risks, bro. You know they do that in the NBA now. What? If you start bleeding. Right. They stop the game. And that's because of that. Good. I don't want your blood on me, bro. Absolutely, absolutely. So you can't be upset for people for feeling like that. No, you can't. Why do we even have to like argue this? Dude, if I get that shit, I'm dead potentially. I have every right to protect myself. No, no, you can. It's not prejudice. You can live with the hiviness. You can live, but then you can't fuck nothing. You got to explain fucking. Got to let people know. Yeah. That's all. Bro, if you were playing naked basketball and someone's like, I just want to let everybody here know I got herpes. You gonna play? Yes. Why would you play naked basketball? Have you, you don't have white friends? I wouldn't be playing naked basketball. If you in your homies is playing naked basketball, right? Post moves only. It's mad people living with it. It's mad people living with HIV. Like, you know, it's not the death sentence that it once was. You just got to let people know, be aware of your status. Like, it's actually some cool ways they could like market people with HIV. Easy. Go. Naughty by nature. You done with HIV? Yeah, you know me? Have a whole hotline. I'm serious. Run commercials, run. I'm dead serious. Run commercials, run ads. So you have a community for people who all have HIV and they can date each other. I'm dead serious. That can work. Right. I actually think, and I'm not 100% certain of this, but I think there are different strands of it. And I think that they can give each other the different strands, which increases the effect of the disease potential. I know nothing about that. Of the virus. Am I right about that, Chris? Kind of like Lyme's. Kind of like Lyme's. Kind of like cystic fibrosis. Yep. There's different levels of Lyme's? Sure. Bro, there's lemon. They got it. Lyme's. You put Lyme with ginger. They got a whole Moscow mule, bro. You ought to be careful. Moscow mule, bro. Listen, so listen, to put a cap on this Trump shit, where does it go from here? Hmm. Because we know the Senate's not going to vote the impeachment. Right. So, Charmin, you kind of understand this better than I do. What is the political process exactly going on? The House votes. Yeah. To get him impeached, so he's impeached. So you need a 51% majority in the House. And 67. I think it's either 57 or 67. 67. You need two-thirds majority. Okay, that's what it is. So House needs 51% to impeach. Now, that then goes to the Senate. They need two-thirds to get him removed from office. And it's not going to happen. I mean, the Senate, the Senate's controlled by the Republicans right now. Right. So it's not going to happen. But we've been saying this. Like, there's nobody who has not been saying this. So the goal of this is just to disrupt and try to, like, tarnish the brand for 2020. I think the goal is checks and balances, man. I mean, listen, if you believe in country over party, if you believe in, you know, president's not being lawless, then you should agree with Trump being impeached. And by the way, it might help Trump. It might help Trump. That's the thing is, I think these types of things just emboldened his base, man. But I think it might help him. Ah. To let him know. Oh, operate better. I fucked up. I've been fucking up. It's interesting. When stuff like this happens, it's got to be at least one person. Maybe it's Ivanka. Somebody's got to be at least one person that he lives through that said, pop, she fucked up. Chris, make the call. I got it. Make the call case. I'm serious. Like, yo, it just may help him. And she is the one that he listens to. It's clear that out of the entire family, she's the one. Definitely not the other daughter. He's been hiding her progress. I would love to know what she thinks. She's under a bridge. I would love to know what she thinks about this. She's been very, very quiet. I would love to know what she thinks about this whole situation. I think she supports her father a hundred percent. I mean, you can support him, but you can still say he's not. It was my impression. I think, I think she thinks he's misunderstood. I think she, she's struck me as someone who was, I mean, you could say any child is brainwashed about their parent. Any child loves their parent, but also when you see your parent succeed against all odds. Right. Even if you're not the child, you start to believe what they say. Right. I'm sure early in your career, and you started to experience this with the people around you. They stopped thinking you were crazy and they started thinking, oh, shit, maybe he's right. Do you remember, you remember your peers earlier in your career when you started to like, No. Never once when you came to New York. I haven't gotten to that level yet. Hold on. When you came to New York and then breakfast clubs start to blow up. No. Your peers didn't start going, They still think I'm fucking crazy and gay. What's, where's the gay part? I don't know. That pain doesn't do that to you, man. What is happening? Who's got the board? You got the board? Was that you saying that? That was me saying that. I don't even know what I was talking about. Surge? No, I wasn't talking about Surge. I was talking about, I might have been talking about a woman. I might have been talking about the little girl that got picked her kidnapping in New York. She did it for her boyfriend. I thought she did it because her mom wanted to take her back to Honduras. And she didn't want to leave that little dirty Bronx dick she had in goddamn the BX. Why would she have to? Because they moved back to Honduras. They were supposed to be, the word on the curve is, the family was moving back to Honduras. Why? I don't know. They're from Honduras. They wanted to move back to Honduras and she had a boyfriend in the Bronx. Usually it's the other way, right? Usually people are like dying to get from Honduras to America. Dubal's been in Honduras for two weeks. So he had to go check out what they want to get to so bad. I don't know. Dr. Sebi's from Honduras. People I know from Honduras love Honduras. Right. Yeah. I know my man Mr. G. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I think Honduras probably like any place else. Everybody leaves their country, loves it. You ever know that? Like very few people like come from their country and they go, nah, fuck that shit. Dr. Sebi lived there. Like Sebi was living in Honduras. That's what left her. I got killed, right? I got killed, but that's what she got. People go to Honduras. Like I said, Dubal's there now. But she didn't want to move back. And so they said she faked the kidnapping with her boyfriend in order not to move back. So I could have been talking about that situation and saying that penis would do it to you. Because the penis would make you make bad decisions. You know what I mean? But isn't her boyfriend super old? That's what I heard. I don't know if that's true or not. He is. Oh yeah, he's committing a crime. Yeah, they gotta handle that. But yeah, I never got that from my peers. From your peers. I still think they still think. It's luck? I'm crazy. I don't know. But you know what though? I know history will be kind. Yes. That I know. That I know to all, at some point. Maybe not your peers. But what about, I think people who have achieved success recognize success. And they recognize the, I don't know, the qualities that get you there. Yes. So these other people. Not peers, but people who have already achieved success. They go, ah, he's got it. He's on to something. And I think regular people. I think people that are just, you know, on the outside looking in peers. No. Because peers are competing. They're competing. Yeah. So they always want to paint you as crazy or off. Did you, I'm curious if you experienced as well. Did you experience love from like other markets? Like DJs from other markets that they show you love before the ones that were like close to you? DJs from other markets. Like did West Coast show you love? Because first, like, because there wasn't this competition. It was like, yo, that new guy's dope. And I don't got to worry about him. I mean, radio personality show love from other places. Like, you know, I got plenty of friends in the radio industry. My man had Kendra G. But I think that you never, you don't realize that these people are also in competition with you until they have a, they have an opportunity to take a shot at you. You know what I'm saying? So I've seen things like save, you know, save me and Angel E. They save me and Angel E. Beef or whatever, whatever. Then I'll see other personalities and comments on, on Instagram. Not even just you, but just like Shade Room or whatever saying little things like, yeah, he should have stuck up for her or this and that. But when they see me, it's a whole nother story. You know what I'm saying? So publicly, you'll take an opportunity to take a shot. But you, and I said that before I said, you know, when it comes to situations like that, you got to be very careful because that's when people try to infiltrate. And that's when you really realize how they feel about you and your situation. Cause they really just tired of seeing you fucking win. So if they think that the Titanic could be sinking. They get in there. They want to be invested in that demise. Let's put some weight on this shit. Make this shit sink faster. Interesting. You know what I mean? So it ain't even really, it ain't even really about her. It's more about sinking the whole boat. That's it. Because at the end of the day, if you take two guys and a woman, put them in a studio. You take this guy and put him in a studio, like whatever it is, why aren't, why isn't your show doing what their show is doing? Right. You understand what I'm saying? Yeah. So it's still a competition. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Regardless of we're in the same market at night, it's still a competition. Cause like we talked about earlier, the world is fucking flat. So being that the world is flat. YouTube videos go out. Social media follows all of this different stuff. So why are they doing millions of views? Simple. Yeah. Simple. Yeah. Yeah, that's interesting. So your peers will never really truly give it up. But that's why I give it up. Yeah. I give it up because I'm not insecure about my position. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like I give it up. That's how I've always, that's how I've always felt. I've always just tried to support the people that I thought were good. And now I have really specific tastes. Like I don't think everybody's good. I'm going to tell you something though. Yeah. 2020 bro. Yeah. It's just like, you know, when you know the cards that you're playing. Yeah. You know the seeds that have been planted. Yeah. You know what's coming. Sometimes you just got to talk a little shit. Bro. 2020 man, I'm going to have to start talking just a little bit more shit. Can we start now? Okay, let's go. Can we start talking a little shit? Just because I really just, a lot of shit. I just don't think it's almost on some Roy Jones shit. Like y'all must have. Y'all must have. Like by the way, maybe you just don't know. Maybe you just don't know who's really pushing things in this culture. You know what? Who's really connecting these dots. Who's really moving and shaking. You need to constantly fight for your rep. Like we are living a what have you done for me lately society, man. And like, and there ain't nothing wrong with that because we're out there talking to people. But you need to constantly show what is going on. I'll give you a perfect example. I don't like talking. Don't rest on your laurels. I guess is what I'm trying to say. I don't know who Laurel is. What do you mean? I don't know either. I really just said that with no clue what that means. I know Laurel and Hardy. Yeah. You say rest on your Laurel. I'm like, is that me? We don't rest on this person. I think I was using hyperbole. We had a brother. You know, you know, I'm, you know, to analyze my people. Yes. Nation of Islam. Nation of Islam. My people too. We've had Minister Farrakhan, the Honorable Minister Lewis Farrakhan. I first interviewed him in 2005. Yeah. I've interviewed him for his documentary that you can buy on finalcall.com. I've had him on breakfast club twice. You know, brother Wesley Muhammad had him on. Brother Tony Muhammad had him on. It's another very dynamic speaker in the nation of Islam. His name is Brother Noir Muhammad. I've been following Noir for a long time. A couple of weeks ago, I get a text from my man, Brother Don Muhammad. And he was like, we need equal time. And whenever the brothers in the nation say they need equal time, that means that somebody has said something about them that they would like to rebuttal. Right. So on Joe Budden's podcast, I guess Joe asked the question, who killed Malcolm X? And I'm somebody in the room with very wide hips said something to the extent of, you know, he said something to the extent of, he said something to the extent of, you know who did it. And basically said it was the NOI. And so the NOI wanted to rebuttal. So I connected Joe with Brother Don. Yeah. Brother Noir was supposed to be on Joe's actual podcast, but I think it ended up being a call in or whatever. I have no problem doing things like that. The reason I have no problem doing things like that is because I want people who have something to say to be on every platform possible. And I understand Joe has a platform that a lot of people listen to. So if that kind of, you know, a false narrative is out there, I want to give the brothers in the NOI a chance to clean that up. And I'm glad that... What'd they say? I thought that was the case. Oh no, that's definitely not the case. Who killed him? It wasn't the NOI, it was the FBI. But I mean it's like, it was the craziest thing in the world to think that anybody else would kill Malcolm X in that time where J. Edgar Hoover was taking out every black organization. Right. Like the same people who took out Martin Luther King Jr., same people who took out Fred Hampton. The only difference is it goes back to what I was talking about earlier. If you can cause disruption in a team, at a time when a team is having turmoil? Yeah. But didn't Malcolm break away from... You killed two birds with one stone? Didn't he break away from the NOI? Yeah, but that wasn't... That was because he didn't agree with Elijah Muhammad's moral stance when it came to fathering children with other women. Right. So morally he felt betrayed. Because this is the guy that he believed in. He looked up to this is the guy that taught him. He also, I think, went to Mecca and felt like he found a different version. That was part of it too. He saw white Muslims and things like that. That was a part of it too. But I always say that was the moment where the student shit became the teacher. He went to Mecca and he's like, I can fuck white bitches again? No, that's not what happened. It's led! Yeah, but listen, gotta be very careful when talking about certain people. Because when we talk about the rappers pulling up, rappers may not pull up, but them brothers in bow ties will. Yo, let me tell you something. They are scarier. Bro. Dude, brother moves on in the wire. Do you remember that character? The brother moves on. He was the guy that they hired. They had a guy come down from New York. Hitman. The fucking hitman. And he was there in the suit and tie. Amazing character. Anyway, go on. Yeah, so long story short, connect brother Don and Joe, brother Nuri gets on the podcast, whatever. And they spoke. So, of course, I'm gonna have brother Nuri on the breakfast club. Right. You had brother Nuri on the breakfast club. So now people are like, yo, you just trying to do- My God. Yeah. And that was the first time I ever felt like saying, you stupid mother fuckers. Right. Who the fuck you think connected them? And that's what I'd be saying when I'm talking about like, this isn't new. This isn't new territory. We've been, at least I've been doing stuff like this and giving brothers like the platform. How many people would even make that comment? Enough for me to notice. Like what? That's just me though. I notice all that information. Yeah, I feel like you might be even be giving oxygen to it. The moral of the story is I don't give a fuck. Y'all motherfuckers gonna learn in 2020 by hooking by goddamn crook. You sound like you're giving a fuck. No. You sound like someone called your hotel glitzy. No. I'm- No. What I'm- No. I just like dealing with the reality of the situation. Let's deal with reality. Let's stop with the falsehoods and let's stop with the false narratives. All right? You want your credit and you deserve your credit. I'm not even gonna call it credit. It's not even about credit. It's just about what's true and what's not true. So if you make a false statement, and by the way, all of us have the right to do that. If somebody makes a false statement about you, you're allowed to tell them exactly what the truth is. A hundred percent. That's it. And you have to control your narrative because if you don't, the people will. And some people don't fuck with you. So they're gonna control it in a way that you don't like. What do they say? History is written by the winners. But I will say this though. Yeah. I think that- I think that- I think that- I think that- I think that- I think that- I think that- I think that this week shows, you can't escape reality. And you can't argue against reality. You could say whatever you want. You could try to paint whatever narrative you want online. You can say whatever you want about people online. That shit will not stop the truth from being the motherfucking truth. I don't care how many people don't believe it. Right? I don't care how many people believe a lie, it's still a lie. I don't care how many people don't believe the truth. It's still the truth. And at the end of the day reality will always prevail. I had a big week. I had a big week Maybe we'll pay some bills and I'll come back. We'll talk about it. Sounds good. All right, cool Guys if you're looking for a fun way to pass the time while engaging your brain and enjoying breath taking Visuals in a gripping story your answer is best fiends. Okay best fiends is a casual game anyone can play I've played it great for any sort of travel on the plane best fiends You're driving you're in a uber best fiends. You're in a lift best fiends. Okay? It's a fun game Challenging it will break up whatever monotonous bullshit. 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This has been a pretty cool week for me, but um that goes along with that perfectly reality will always prevail and I basically I just signed a deal for my first network stand-up special big dick show see building I Well, I signed I can't say the company that is releasing it I can say the production company that I partner up with it on it and Comedy dynamics, but I'll tell the story. I told a longer version of the story on on Flagrant to you guys to check out if you want to hear the whole thing But basically what happened is long story short is when I was releasing views from the system my last special I was in LA a week before and I tell this story just because I think it's important to understand your worth right and it's like a week before I'm about to release it We get a call from this production company called Comedy Dynamics and they're like hey We want to talk to you we'd like to potentially release your special now before that nobody wants to release it all right I sit down like I'm about to release on YouTube and they go don't release it We'll make you an offer and I go okay. It's got to be a million dollars, right? Now nobody else wanted it But I put the value at a million dollars Now they go I Don't I don't know about that, but I think we think you're great blah blah blah I said that's on totally a release on YouTube You know theaters tours start to happen. I have a lot of success. Everything's great. You got hot Don't don't be humble with this shit. Oh, you got hot All right, the YouTube numbers went up. You started selling out arenas all over the motherfucking place You started putting your shit on Instagram. You got hot. I got hot there So I go do this shit was good I go do this festival called just for laughs that come back. It's good We get a call from Netflix Netflix goes Hey, we want to give Andrew Schultz a slot in this show called the degenerates where I do 15 minutes with a bunch of other Comics also do 15 minutes. Don L didn't did it, you know, and a few other people are focused on it I wouldn't do that files you the way I looked at it was this I go I go I put my stuff out for free on Twitter and Instagram and YouTube like I got nothing I got nothing wrong with taking 25 grand for I think they're often 25 grand 15 minutes So we're like, well, I'm interested in it. You know, like The next day we get a call from comedy dynamics that other production company They say hey, what's Andrew up to? You know, we heard JFL is really good. What's Andrew up to my agent TJ Shots of TJ was really smart. He goes he just got an offer from Netflix. He don't say it was for He goes we got an offer in Netflix. So they go don't sign anything. Let us make him an offer We'll hit we'll hit you up in a second We go back to Netflix trying to stall So we basically ask them for a bunch of things we know that they're not gonna give us, right? Can Andrew be the first episode? Can he have his face on the thing? Can they have all this kind of shit like that? We know, you know how the fucking bureaucracy is they I got to go ask a million people. We have a couple days Comedy dynamics comes back with a contract. My agent sits me down. He's so fucking excited. He sits me down He goes here it is check it out. I look at the contract the contract is for the next special That's for a million dollars For you for me. Okay. I go this is fucking unbelievable but it's a shame we're gonna have to say no and He literally had a heart attack. He was like, what do you mean? Like we just got it We I was like, well, that's how much the last special is for Things have changed now. My dick is bigger the dick grew the group. Is that all you this summer dick? Yeah, I got summer dick Hey, bro. Hey, it's all me So So I say I say we gotta say no, what do you talk it? What's that? I go it's principle It's like I don't for me. It's never about the money I've been giving myself away for free and I'll give it away for free in a fucking heartbreak on YouTube So you got to tell him no. He goes, I can't believe I'm doing this. So we go back. We say no We get the call back a couple days later and You know the price went up So who's it with? Comey dynamics of the production company and and then we It's not it's not a network, but it's a so it's a product that makes it No, no, no that makes it and then we sold it to a network that I can't say yet But you guys will know the new in the in the future and I gave a hint some people might forget it I can't legally say anything right now, but I gave a little bit of a hint Point is is it Like for a while I gave away all my content for free and I think what happens a lot of time is like You're in this business, too It's like we give away so much for free, but just because you give some away doesn't mean it's valueless You know used to give a crack away Yo, I'm being honest like you get crack away to let the fiends know like yo motherfuckers got that good-ass dope over there And when it's time to hit them over the head There it is. He'll take a little $10 bump room. Oh shit. Yeah You come back with crack as they spent in three four hundred hours like that's just the that's the nation That's the game out a little free product every now and then so I think they'd be in front of the market Little samples of cakes and shit. Yeah, that's right Costco the bagel bites on that shit So it's one of those things where I was like this was pretty cool And then we just had to decide where we're gonna do the special so I want to do it in LA and I thought it'd be really cool because I see as the Hollywood, you know matrix is kind of crumbling This becomes one of the first if not the first special where it's like completely people driven It's like the entertainment revolution where now you got to have your fan base and your fan base is gonna bring you on top Like the people listening watching all these Podcasts and clips and everything like that. They literally got this deal sign And they love you in a different way because you've built this coat like following from the ground up These motherfuckers have been they built it. It's a brilliant idiots for years. You know, I mean watching guide code Like yo motherfuckers that problem is different you six seven years are going to like that's our guy That's bro and and when you win is their win and I never understood his Duvall would always post about he's like, yo My win is your win and I didn't understand it. We released the tickets for the special tapings We're taping April 11th in LA and I gave a pre-sale code and the pre-sale code was gonna be available Tuesday Wednesday Thursday This comes out Thursday today And I just wanted to be for flagrant to brilliant idiots and then anybody follows me on Instagram YouTube so they would know about it We're doing it the Orpheum theater in LA. That's the theater Dolomite Shot at mm-hmm. You know the one of the final scene And I'm doing it for that reason because I love everything that he represented. He fucking went to the people What is it April 11th? I'll be there. I would love you to put that on the counter and That we released the tickets pre-sale and they sold out in 12 hours both shows Wow This is a massive theater bro. I could not fucking believe like I was like crying on the street like a bitch But like a bitch outside of this restaurant You're crying like a fucking man you're crying like a man It was you're crying like a man who put the motherfucking working and now that work is paying off So the crazy thing about reality, right? Yeah, so I say you can't argue against reality Crazy thing about reality is you get back what you put the fuck out. You've been working Yeah, you got hot. So now you're getting your fucking just do that's what the fuck is going to happen. Yeah, always Yeah, never fails. Yeah, it's not one person. I know that has talent who was working hard Yeah, did not get something back out of it. Yeah, you got your just do I just felt amazing man to like It feels surreal it felt surreal To have that many people want me to win and like people want to fly there for that experience and feel So invested in my success it was overwhelming dude like because it could be lonely the business, you know And like when you realize you have that many people Ruined for you and like Bro, just yeah, this is the time when you got to really put your helmet on and really grab your motherfucking arsenal Because when you're so used to fighting Right. Yeah, and now you finally got what you've been fighting for you like I'm not used to this feeling Okay, you know, you know, what it makes me do is like For me, I cannot wait to deliver the fucking best performances in my life. I cannot wait It's a different. It's a different fucking feeling man I'm like hungry for it because I know it's something that we all built and it's like when you put the bricks together You know for your own house. It's different. You're not shooting from a place of defense This is what we're doing we dictated this now you got now you got to defend what you built. Yes, that's it And it's like I mean, I'm just so excited and just to let you guys know if you we're gonna try to add another show maybe that Sunday and I'm talking to production about or maybe try to find more seats or whatever like that in it But so so if any of you guys are just hearing about this now we could make that happen But just keep you know tabs on Instagram Twitter or whatever like that. I'll probably post about it But it was it. Thank you man. Thank you for everything, bro I really appreciate you and just like giving me access to so many of your fans and like Let me do it this now you do man You played a huge role in all of this and it's like I am forever grateful and and it's one of those things that like I Tried to pass down as well. It's like I Recognize and I see you do this a lot You're like if you see some with talent you'll give them an opportunity and they got to run with the opportunity But you will give them an opportunity and it's like that's some you know people always say would be a you know So it's you know, so it's got Charlemagne this that and I'm like yes, but you will have a Charlemagne Somebody will if you're good, someone will recognize you and they'll give you a fucking alley-oop and you got to go with it You got to run with it and it's like I feel I hope that I hope you feel like I ran with it And I and I Always tell you the best thing you have none is pay for it to other people Yeah, it's really important. Don't stop doing the podcast because this shit about to be worth so much money this to me Bro, I That's it. That's the announcement too. So so there's announcement too, right? For we've been working for a while been working for months on this But I just built out this new content, you know factory in in Brooklyn and it's got You know multiple podcast studios like a little live performance space Like it's I mean it's got the green screen It's got everything that we need to keep like churning out content Obviously, I know it's far away to do idiots there. We should have our own space for idiots But it's one of those things where it's like getting an opportunity like this with the special allows me to reinvest In these studios and like be able to put out all this shit and it's just It's just it's just dope to be On the forefront of creation and like especially in entertainment and like shifting entertainment You know what I mean? It's just like everything we're doing is disrupting. It's rebellion and like every rebellion or like revolution It's the same thing. It's the people the people decide they're fed up with the regular shit They're being fed and they rock with people who are giving them the shit they want and it's just so cool to be I am so excited. Yeah. I am so excited for 2020 to 2025. Yeah 2020 to 2025 y'all motherfuckers is gonna see some shit that y'all have never ever seen before Yeah, and you're gonna see it by all the motherfuckers that you never thought you would see it from what do you mean? What do you mean? Us nigga. Oh, okay Okay, but the Duvall's of the world the andrew shows is like we winning bro. Isn't it crazy winning? We've been we've been winning for a long fucking time. That's why when I see blue face talking to duval I'm like You don't even talk like knock it off. You don't even talk like duvall been winning out here for 20 plus years Yeah, before He was putting out hit records and all of that stuff like that. Duvall been texting me all morning about About what Honduras? No, he actually asked me something. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? Oh, no, he asked me about trump and then he said Hey, they really bring a good good times back Whatever, but I don't know the context is but my more the more the story is when I see those guys like blue face I'm like blue face. Don't relax kid. Come on, bro Like knock it off, you know, I mean like you've been in the game a year or so duvall been in this game 20 something He is making money You don't get it like you having a nice little moment. That's cute All right, duvall been around for 20 plus years He didn't even understand he didn't realize that he was criticizing himself like in the blue blue face one point goes Yeah, duvall had a nice little viral moment. Everybody has those. It's like who's talking Who is saying that exactly you are that Exactly and you're experiencing the slow decline of your viral moment. Like duvall didn't go platinum. Yeah, he went gold Son, you know what I'm saying? He went gold and that's a hard earned gold. How many comedians go gold with an album? He had a number one He had a number one song in the fucking country on the on the hip hop and rb charts like stop it And he's like comedians shouldn't that was nothing blue face that he said comedians shouldn't do music jamie fox eddie murphy and he was like, uh Stick to your podcast, you know, it's a lot of rappers that are podcasters now You know what I mean? Wow, and he was like he's like radio radio person. Are you got the clip or blue face? Oh Listen if you're a comedian and try to jump in the rap lane It's not gonna work out the way you think it's gonna work out. Just because you got both me and followed by me Then people follow you because you're a comedian. So once you try to rap they're not gonna take you That's not true. Can I give a can I give an interesting example? You know who referred to herself as a comedian for years before she became the biggest female rapper in history Cardi B If you look at cardi's earlier posts, she used to do it. Yeah, she used to do sketches and she called herself a comedian Yeah, she now wasn't stand-up specifically, but she didn't enter the game as like a rapper rapper. Yeah By the way, dc young fly. He's gonna blow up in the music. He's young. Is it happening? Yes dc young fly reminds me of like what jaymie fox Does like he's that he's got he's got that level talent He's talented. He can sing his ass off like it's only a matter of time before dc gets a record And that following that he has with comedy is going to blow the fuck up So I don't know what the fuck blueface is talking about and I saw him Even in comedians comedians can do damn near everything comedians turn in the radio personalities Comedians turn in the podcast is comedians can be acted like comedians have such They have longevity that rappers like blueface usually don't have and I've got a diss to blueface It's just the truth. We've seen a million of those come in gold You know what I mean? But bruce bruce still out here getting this guy to get money All right, duvall and I are getting money for 20 plus. Yeah, then I saw him putting up the Celebrity net worth and I'm worth 4 million and duvall's worth 1.5 like This celebrity net worth. What the fuck is that right? Yeah, I mean that's a It's not even true the celebrity net worth They said I was worth crazy shit before I was worth anything What do you say you were at they were saying I was worth 3 million dollars like 4 years ago. I was broke Wow, yeah They say I'm worth 10 How accurate are we? And you can't spend a mill on her What was the feedback to the meek thing I know we got to get out of here, but what was it People from the meek interview the meek interview from what I see. I mean, I just like having those um I just like having those conversations. I loved it. You know, I mean, I just like sitting down talking to the brothers who Especially somebody like me who I've who I've watched from the beginning Like I was doing radio and Philly when meek was on house arrest before he had a Deal with rick ross anybody So it's just like, you know to see people like that grow and evolve and just see that once the one part Remember the part where they tried to shut him up And then he was like nah, people need to know about this Oh, yeah, he was just talking about being on he said he was taking 10 perkins sets a day 10 perkins sets But the reason somebody like meek has to tell his story Is because juice world is not here to tell his right mac mill is not here to tell his right You know I'm saying so god bless those brothers god bless the dead But joe man is people I did that learned From other people's mistakes and learn from their own mistakes and realize like i'm a walking dead man if I don't Stop this shit like he said you can't be a fucking billionaire. You can't be a billionaire. You know what i'm saying? He's gonna be a billionaire. Well, I just said that you can be a billionaire A lot of motherfucking billionaires out here They want to take more pills and they do make money and meek made a conscious decision to say I'm gonna get this motherfucking bread And and you can't you can't do both we've been telling you how that shit for years You can't do both bro that pill shit is affecting It's not just rappers bro, and it's not just like these like poor like oxy chi and whites Like it's rich folks. That's just fucking up with two. I was down in salt lake city Anyhow Mormons can't have coffee. They can't have alcohol. They can't have any of these things But there's nothing on Prescriptions drugs really so you got a lot of fucking devout Mormon pill heads dude It's like a big problem I feel sorry for all those kids like when I see like, you know trippy red I don't know trippy rebel sleuthing trippy red when I see him say things like he's not doing no more I respect that decision. Yeah, but I don't think he understands the tough road that he's about to have You just don't quit that shit cold turkey. Yeah, you got to go to rehab You got to go get treatment like you're gonna have withdrawals like that shit is really going to affect you in a real way So I really do hope that those brothers get the uh the help that they need but it's not going to be easy I don't know why they fucking with pills though. What they trying to I'll be wondering what they're trying to escape And that's why I said you got to get to the root of shit That's why I'm so big on dealing with mental health and mental health issues because a lot of these kids have anxiety already They have depression already and so when they get on this fuck when they start self medicating and they get that escape They've been looking for yeah, they don't get off them shit I think that I think when it comes to like people who have success and why they want it is because there's a lot of like pressure with success not to only succeed but to like to not not only to succeed and keep it up but to like Who exists as that famous person in every interaction you have bro? You got to listen to hundred two thousand on rick rumour. I got I got to check that You got does he talk about this? Yes, because I've noticed that with with and weed or like alcohol What they do is they create this little buffer between You and the world and the people you're interacting with and you and you don't have to like Make every moment special for every person you talk to you can kind of just Exist in your world with it and I think that famous people crave that because On some level it can be exhausting trying to live up to the standard that all these other people have for you I'll tell you what my therapist told me You just got to feel your feels right. Yeah, and whatever you're feeling in that moment Lean into it. Interesting. Like I don't have to be everything to everybody. Yeah, I don't feel like fucking talking I'm not talking initially when you got famous. Didn't you feel a pressure before fame when you was in school, right? You know, I'm saying Right, but was it not heightened when you become this celeb like even remember when guy code really popped off And there was an expectation Yeah, we I mean, I think it's it's impossible to not become a character of yourself at some point I think the first go around with fame you become this character At well now, I don't think the first girl. I think the first the first uh hit of it. The first hit of it is like, oh, shit They fuck with me. Why they fucking with me. They fuck with me for the x y and z reasons I need to do that. So I need to do this more. So then that next level is more Characterature then you realize this shit is exhausting trying to keep I'm faking it. I'm faking me It's like when you hear Jerry Seinfeld do his own voice and you're like, you don't talk like that What's the deal with salad? It's like my man. You're 70 years old. Talk regular But isn't it harder for you though? I'm saying as a comedian like you don't have to be funny You have to be interesting right in every situation. You actually gotta be no chris. Hold on before you This is good. Absolutely right. This is good. I don't have to be funny But mother fuckers always want to talk to me because I'm always talking. They always want to have conversations They don't want a hot debate. They want a hot date. That's what I mean. You got to just say something And then they need you to ask you to dumb his shit What do you think of takashi six times? You gotta look at him be like, I'll tell you how he tastes There is there is something that's interesting though because you're saying that when you're a comic There is one expectation for the interaction and that is laughter Right, right and with the guy code shit when it first came around I wasn't prepared for it So I felt like I had to be funny in every moment that I have with these people and then that fame disappeared and I got this it was the best thing that could have happened because I got an experience with it I saw it go away and then I saw how much I valued just not having an expectation in an interaction And now when it came back up through the youtube videos and obviously success of the podcast and everything I don't feel the pressure to satisfy everything because I'm not proving to myself that I'm worth it anymore Back with guy code. It was I I probably didn't feel like I deserved the fame Yes, I probably had imposter my therapist talk. So now it's like if you know me from stand-up clips Most people that see me on the street. They need to spot the stand-up clips. You know, I'm funny You watch the clip. I'm gonna prove to you. I'm funny. Hey, nice to meet you. That's it Whereas with guy code. It was like we were on tv for 30 seconds a day You don't know if it was funny. You don't know if it wasn't so that That was a real thing for me It was like just getting comfortable in what I am and who I am and there's nothing that does that better than having a fan base of fucks with you instead of A network that fucks with you right because the fan base The network can just pull the rug out whenever they want right The fan base is like now we got you where we going right? We going HBO. We going Netflix We're going who where we going right, you know and I I want to give both of you guys props for this because I've noticed both of you guys in terms of your actual one-on-one interactions instead of just a movement like on the street You guys always have time for people and I know some celebrities who don't right You know what I mean? Like I've seen you guys around enough people. I've never seen either one of you guys like Never no, I would never I would never front some people do a lot of people do a lot of people but but listen Shit might change Everybody's growing in their respective fields. You know me shit is a little shit is a little different She's getting a little different. You know me. I just I just know things are getting a little different I've been in spaces where I have I have seen people have to Whisk me through And I can't I can't stop and talk to everybody. Yes, but I got to get to the stage Uh, right I gotta get out here for this flight because if I do stop it's over. It's gonna be a while So I understand like I understand why some people Do that some people are just assholes right some people really got some place to motherfucking go Make sure I got a lot of places to go 2021 I got a lot of places to go 2022 2023 It's about to some shit is really about to change around this motherfucker. I'm excited in a real way, bro Yeah, like a real fucking way, you know the one thing that won't change. 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