 But if she's paralyzed, she can't really fight back. So you can't really brag about that. All right, I'll stop. Man, how are you, mate? Yeah, good. Before we are. Thanks, man. Are we live? Yeah. Bullshit. I don't believe you. You go. She's a mullet. Oh, did you get to be excited? Oh, I thought we had a fire. Look, guys. We bought a we bought a megaphone. Are we really live now? Yeah, 100 percent. Fuck, just on Fox solo. Episode number twenty one of the mighty mark, fully actual podcast. Oh, man. Well, man, let me tell you, it's been we're in fucking lockdown right now, man. And fucking Brisbane fucking lockdown right now. Can't yeah, really. You guys shouldn't be. Now, this is essential. This is work. People can still go to work. Yeah, as long as we're social distancing, we're fine. I'm way away from you guys. And we're wearing our masks. And by the time this comes out, hopefully the lockdown will be over and no one can get a noise. What did we do last week? Oh, fuck. Did we have fun? Oh, we had a good weekend. We had a fun little fucking Saturday dinner. We had some giggles galore. We go ice skating. Is that a thing? We went ice skating and then we fucking went back to Jimbo Johnson's house. And we got fucking blazed as fuck, right? And then I like 10 p.m. So the editor of this podcast, Connor, doesn't live too far away from our mate, James at all, right? Very close, in fact. So 10 p.m. Michael comes out with this disgusting idea that all of us and there's like eight of us just fucking blazed at James's house. And then we Michael says, let's go to Connors and just we'll all wear hoodies, dark hoodies at like 10 30 p.m. And we'll stand in a semicircle at the front of his house and just start chanting his name all in perfect unison. It gets and it goes some quiet and it gets louder and louder. And so we did that. We went to Connors house and we made a semicircle. We started chanting. And then like we could see his roommates through the window that freaking out a little bit. And then Connor got up to, you know, come out and say hi. And then we just fucking walked off. Yeah, we didn't even close the joke. We didn't talk to him. I was like, yeah, yeah, I messaged him the next day. OK, but yeah, it was like, you know, there was no, oh, hey. Yeah, funny joke. Oh, hey, Ben. There's nothing like that. It was just chant and leave. It's good when you commit to the joke. And what did he say? He just said it was it was said it was amazing. And he said that his roommates were genuinely a bit scared. Well, there you go. Good. Well, he did have a knife in case he got hairy. Yeah, well, you don't know these days, especially with covid 110 percent, man. It's deadly out there. Michael, can you come a bit closer to your microphone? Yeah, fucking yeah. Yeah, also fucking fun weekend. Good times. We all hung out, got high, watched some silly videos, played some FIFA. Matthew. Oh, you lost. Me and Matthew had a battle. Was it last week? Yeah, last week after first one was after podcast. After the podcast, you quit halfway through when you were stuck. We played at best of three. I won the first two one. I couldn't believe it. Then he won the next two. OK. He's better. I admit it. He's been playing for longer. I've only been playing for a month and a half. But you're going to keep challenging me, right? Yeah. OK. And yeah, and fucking cover. We'll film on this video for the website. I called is beauty pain. So to get Botox, get a hair done, get fucking spray tan, get makeup done, all these things. We had all these appointments lined up throughout the whole week. We get like the first couple done. You might notice that we're a really beautiful, glowing tanned. Yeah, it was so fucked yesterday. So you guys have got Botox at the moment. Oh, yeah, it takes like three days to kick in. Yeah, so it's not like. Oh, yeah. I think I don't know was. Yeah, but the shit thing is, like, we need all these things to be done at once so that we like to be good. But half the fucking appointments got cancelled because of covid. So we now have to table the video had to come on a whole nother video idea, which is out on the website right now, which fucking reminds me. This fucking podcast, Matt Brown is sponsored by the University of Michael. Do you understand it's a subscription website where we post weekly videos with behind the scenes shit for all our fucking shit, everything we fucking do and exclusive content that we don't post anywhere else because it's too fucked up, man. It's too fucking disgusting. Yeah, you are fucking disgusting. Today you got pretty Michael's ideas during these website videos are fucking disgusting. It either involves shit, piss, vomit, skin, everything. You name it. He mentions it. I shoved the chili up my ass today. I'm not that proud of it. But you got snapped off in his asshole. That should be all right now. While you're listening to this, that's all right now. All right. But like if you put a chili up your ass, it doesn't burn. But what I did, Matthew, because I'm smart, is I bit edges around the chili. It exposed the seeds. And then I put it up my ass. And then it burned my ass. And then the tips. Then I tried to rip it out, snapped off. I had to shit the chili out. Oh, oh, that's fucked. Yeah, man, it was quite fucked. And also during during the week, I you handled it quite well. Though I took Michael's arcade card, right? You know, there's a car's where you can accumulate points. What is 90,000 point one? Yeah, but I'm just going to fucking use now. I've decided I get to buy what I was going to buy, which is probably a fucking either switch or a PlayStation. I get to use the company card. Oh, that's fair, because I've that's taken two years. So what Marty did is he stole my fucking like Kingpin arcade card, which had 90,000 tickets on it. That's a lot. That's taken over two years to accumulate. And I went right to the arcade and I fucking just bought a bucket full of lollies. And then I was like, hey, kids, I had that megaphone, I had this megaphone. Yeah, and yeah, it was fucking creepy. And we just got in spray tan and I was wearing a white shirt. So I look fucked. So I give and the kids just go nuts. They fucking they're all gone. And then I give out a Nintendo Switch or something I wanted. So how much was that? Because I thought they were expensive. It's the PlayStation. No, I forget. Man, it was all just a fucking blur. All right. I'm glad that you enjoyed spending my yeah. And then and then I came home and you were all sort of alright with it. Well, not really. I was not happy at all. Oh, really? I'm going to just fucking use the business card to buy what I want. I misread that. That's why it's fun. I'm happy with that. It's so cool when you go to the arcade and you fucking get another few thousand tickets in it. You'd see it build up. It's like collecting shit. Michael, like saving things. And now you've ruined it. He likes saving gold. How many have I got left? How many tickets do you reckon? Man, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Well, it does to me. I was doing a selfless deed. You would have been selfish and bought some for yourself. Well, they're my tickets. So of course I'd use it for myself. So I thought, you know what? These poor kids, right? They're fucking starving. They're out here. They're Western children on a fucking school holiday. A lot of them were fat. A lot of them were fat. And I thought, man, these kids need a bit of a bright in their day come. I said that to them. I said, you can'ts need to be fucking smart and up. Oh, some of them were all fucked looking cunt. There's some fucked looking kids out there and I fed them with fucking sugar. And they were ruthless. They weren't even polite about it. They were grow handfuls and there'd be kids with armfuls or lollies trying to go back for more. And I let it happen. There were smaller children on the fringe, got nothing. And all the fat, strong kids got all of the fucking lollies. I don't care. I did a good thing. You are selfish. Fucking, it doesn't sound like it sounds like you just helped out all the fucking head kids and biology, man. What are you going to do about it, man? You go out into the wild. It's the same thing. Can't what are you going to tell the smaller lion or here, bro, here's a sympathy stake. No, the small lion dies. And that is how this species survives. Well, the fat, strong kids will keep us humans thriving long after you've died from a brain tumor. Fuck that guy, D. Fuck that guy, D. Anyway, Michael like saving shit. He's got his golly bottle. That's a lot of comments we saw from the golly. Oh, I've got to get it. Oh, fuck. We also got to mention the manscaped before we get into the golly bottle in between talking about golly bottles. We're also don't disturb it yet. We're also sponsored by Manscaped. All right. Manscaped.com. We have a discount code fully actual 20. If you want to buy any male grooming shit like they got really good shavers, you can shave your balls, all sorts of cool shit. OK, just go to their website manscaped.com. And if you see any shit that you think is cool, you can have just 20% off simply by entering fully actual 20. OK, fully actual 20. It's a new discount code. All right. Do you understand? Does that make sense to everyone? Yeah, I like that. Great. All right, Manscaped. Awesome. Thank you very much, Manscaped. Fucking legends. Here's the golly bottle. Don't disturb it. Yeah, look, I'm not going to let you fucking touch it, OK? Because you're going to open it and you're going to pump the air out and it's going to smell. Look, there are flies on top. Yeah, the flies have started going in. And I'm showing this to you guys. Yeah, slowly disturb it. Yeah, look at that. That's I don't know if you can't see on Spotify obviously, but very I don't know what color that is. I've never seen that color before. Like the bottom stuff, the sediment at the bottom. Man, it is. Oh, I made that. It looks like a lift. Soft drink. You should pour that. I can't even say it with that gagging, can't I? If any of that ever ends up on me, by the way, because I've seen a lot of you fucking cheeky dogs trying to get Michael or trying to get me to drink it or Michael to pour on me, you will be bald within a week. OK? OK. You won't get it. I'll keep it for myself. Also, Matthew, I just realized, could you just open the washing machine up and hang the washing out, Matt? And then get started in the kitchen after, for fuck's sake. Thank you. Still hasn't done it. Sorry about the kitchen. Fuck, man. Yeah, well, yeah, well, Matt, I don't think it's his responsibility. But anyway, what are we talking about? The golly bottle. Yeah, I will not fucking put it on you. I'm just going to keep it. It's my fucking artifact. It's my relic. Yeah. Anyway, we've been we saw our first ever podcast over 1,000 comments, like two podcasts ago. No, it was last last last week. But so the fucking everything's just fucking going up. Boys, keep it going. If you if you can't subscribe to the website, that's fine. OK, I wouldn't subscribe to us. All right. But what I would do if I even liked the podcast slightly, I would give it a like if you can do it right now. Like if you're watching this to continue, like it. Like it and just comment the word comment or something like that. OK, just something simple like that, just so we know that you guys love us. Because if we don't get that support, then we we we crumble. Yeah, we crumble into the dust can't. And we've done this one hundred and one podcast now. And I'll tell you what, there's a fucking bottle of golly on the table. There's some fucking foot skin. We've got, yeah, tonal. There's still probably a bit of cum, but most of that one on my arm. And there's the German cards. So there's a great episode coming around for you fucking dogs, right? We've got P.O. on boxing. We've got the German cards. We've got a fucking prank call with Arnold fucking fine come. And we've got some questions. If you want your question answer, I know sometimes, even though your your question is like the most liked, we might not. You might be like, oh, fuck, they didn't answer my question in the following podcast. It's probably because we've given a really fucked up answer to it. So just ask it again. And if it gets to the top again, then we'll then we'll fucking answer it again. OK, and we'll try to answer not in a fucked up way. So the corner doesn't have to edit it out, Matthew. We have answered a few questions before. So we get a couple of the same. That's also true. Sometimes if I usually just answer them in the comment. Yeah. Yeah. And fucking Matty, will you want to fucking have a chat to Matt? Go to the fucking comments. Can't we've also got this in case I have gas gas. I've been saving the gas and me guts. So hopefully here, I don't know, man. I was like fighting before to hold everything in. Can you jump or something? I'm not going to force it, but it will happen. OK, I can feel the rumbling that something is happening. Anyway, Matt, you fucking pig, man. You are a fucking disgusting fuck. No, we're coming round to it. Oh, yeah, but we thought I think it takes guts. It does. It's scary. The things you've done. Yeah, look, I will admit it's a gutty move, Matt. And it's like you've got big, big old brown balls. Can't who would you rather a mate who is fucking honest, boring and doesn't do that or a mate that does that, then you get to hear the stories. Yeah, I guess. Well, you haven't like, I guess you haven't like crossed the line physically yet, except for when you flicking karma. Yeah, that was. And there has been some Vinny, like, honestly, you've really broken some really sort of severe laws, but. It's a big law. But anyway, look, let's just let's just not comment. You're a changed man. I think I haven't seen you do this for a long time. It's all water under the bridge. OK, it's just hard to hear that you've done these. I'm not I'm all for it now. I'm coming around. I'm not all for it. You keep telling people things about me. Look, Matt, I'm just reading from the diary. OK, so please, please come on. Calm down. Stop. Stop the silly mind games. Diary entry number one hundred and twenty one from Michael Corey Brookhouse. Today, I took my pet maggots to the park. I have over three hundred and I'll let them play on dead animals. I find a family walk past and I heard the mother tell the kids to walk quickly past me. My maggots are my family. Go fucking find corpses for your maggots and pick them off and take them home. Yeah, that pet maggots could be cool. And then you turn into flies. Have a little I can see you doing that instead of like an ant farm. Have a fucking maggot farm. Can't just put fucking roadkilling there. Can't take for a maggot to turn into a fly. Great question. Why don't you start a maggot farm? Bombs. Diary entry number 94 from Marty. Today, I had to wear the same school uniform for the twelfth day in a row because we still don't have any running water at my house to wash the clothes. There's holes in my school short. And so I put a finger in the hole and ripped it so you could see my underwear. Then I got in trouble for not having appropriate uniform. Then I got in trouble from dad when I got home because I got in trouble at school. He yelled at me in German. It was a pretty good day. All right, fucking hell. What would your dad say in German if you got in trouble at school? That's it. Yeah, which is German. Direction number 69 from Julian Tennyson Woods from Ashgrove. 460 till I die. He starts every die entry with that 44060. I think he says postcode, I believe. I think so. It doesn't matter. OK. Today, I practice pig Latin with some 12 year old up and comers. Then I showed them how to stab your mates in the back and to trust no one. Only person you've gotten this life is your self-cunt. So even if you're filming a video with your friend and see they have these weird multicolored pit stains from Faked Hand, don't say anything to them after until after filming because it's funny when other people are laughing at your friends. Yeah, I might die sad and alone, but at least I'll die a legend according to 15 year old essays. You stab stab. What a very good one. Specific diary entry there. Very good one. Which happened. Well, filming that fucking prank video and the fucking Faked Hand mixed like started sweating a little bit and it looks fucked. He had tie dye underneath his armpits. Like if Faked Hand, if you sweat while you have Faked Hand on and I was wearing a white shirt, it didn't really look. It looked cool. It looked like I had a fucking disease or something. It looked like that was your style. You just had tie dye underneath. Yeah, you would be the only person to think that. Everyone else would think that cunts sweating so profusely that he's sweating colors. What did you look like after taco? Huh? What did you look like after taco? I was wearing a darker shirt, but yeah, same thing. I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to throw those shirts in the bin. No, you can watch him. You can watch him. I washed my tie, Faked Hand shirt today. And what it all off? I think so. I even watched the egg ones from fucking three weeks ago. All right, fine. I'll do that then, man. If that's what you really want. Stains on the eggs. You want me to do that? Fine, I'll fish him out of the bin and I'll fucking wash him. Yeah, save the earth, cunt. Save the earth. All right, man. Don't feed it, shirt. Here we fucking go, cunt. Diary entry number 1322 from Matthew Gregory Brown. I followed them to the movies and sat right behind them at the back. I sunk down in my seat and observed them through the gap in my seats in front of me. My heart was pounding with jealousy and my little brown trembled. Why was she conversing with him over me? Is it because he has a nice car? Because he has many friends? Or because he's a star football player? It made no sense to me. Couldn't she see how dark and mysterious I was? Fucking slut. I fought to hold back my rage. Sweat droplets formed on my upper lip and I swiftly lapped them up with my tongue. I saw him put his arm around her and I've lost control. I stood up and marched out of the cinema. My shirt was now drenched in rage, sweat, and my fists were clenched so tightly I felt my fingernails puncture my skin. I stormed off to the bathroom and grabbed a cup on the way. I locked myself in a cubicle and began stimulating my anal gland. With my pointer finger, I pressed firmly onto my anal gland and started rubbing fast and erratically. My brown dot fizzed and popped as it came to life. Foam started pouring out of my brown hole and I let it fill the cup. My anal fizz was creamy and plump. I marched back into the cinema with my little brown smile on my face. I sat directly behind the slut and her accomplice. I scooped out a handful of my anal fizz and I blew it up in the air. I watched it float down on top of them. I held back my laughter by biting my bottom lip as hard as I could. I bit so hard that blood began gushing into my mouth. The couple stood and tried to locate where the foam had come from. All they saw was my cup and I acted as confused as them. You're that freak from school, aren't you? Said the boy, I had been recognized. I launched into action and threw my ass foam into his face and blinded him and the slut started screaming. I too started screaming and sprinted home backwards. I always fall in love with the sluts. I hope one day she can see I was only trying to help her. Now, on to the next. Oh, my God. I'm not sure that's medically possible, but kissed your fucking hand with your piece of skin with a nail. That's fucking like, like I can feel my fingernails in my palms when I do that. So, yuck, man. That's a lot of anger. You don't have that anymore? Questions. Let's move on to some questions. OK, let's try and forget about that. I loved it. That's fucking cool. Anal fizzing. I've never, yeah, anal fizzing sounds hard. That guy did sound like a dick, though, like typical, like, jock wavy boy. I'm pretty sure he was bullying you. Yeah, yeah, of course. Creamy anal fizz. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Can you, you should fill a bottle with it. Dude, dude, dude. What would happen? You should start keeping your loads in a bottle. I thought you were going to put your loads in a bottle. Yeah, it's hard to fucking... Why don't you just add them to that? Well, you get a funnel, get a funnel and put it in a bottle and blow into the funnel, and then let's see how much come you can get together after a year. And then we'll go to a sperm donation place, right, and you'll smuggle the bottle in, and then you go and pretend to have a wank and you come out with a fucking litre bottle full of gum. Well, it does stay liquefied. Yeah, well, because someone sent it in and it stayed liquid in that little jar until Michael put it on his arm and rubbed it in. What about if we fucking took the golly bottle and used it? Oh, it flies in. Something's wrong with your jizz. Do you reckon not combine it with that bottle? Yeah, it's a completely separate experiment. And then after, if we would like, we can combine them and maybe some sort of foam explosion, or maybe your spit will fertilize the sperm and you'll have some sort of... Might make something. It could be a child. Insects or something. I don't know what makes it. I just had an idea. Like, okay, a bit off topic from that, sort of similar. It's still gross. Imagine getting a funnel, opening your asshole up and then, you know how, like, whizz fizz, like sherbet? Imagine smashing that down your ass and seeing what happened. It was like anal fizz. Well, you'd be like the flower thing. You could fart and it'd spray in the air. Yeah, I don't think it would... What, you're thinking it would fizz or something? Would you have to put maybe water in there with it? Yeah, I think so, yeah. Otherwise it would just be... You'd want diarrhea. What about those pop rocks? Is anal fizz real? What about those pop rocks? You know, those pop rocks, they put in your mouth and they're like, I don't know if you can stick them in your ass. They're all like a leader of a mean and then just pull the cheeks apart. And then look into a hole and seal the pop rock. Yeah, well, yeah, that's an idea. Something to think about. As scientists, we're always trying to, you know, come up with new groundbreaking experiments, such as... That is, like, something, if we want to fucking step it up, like we've done the recycling, eating shit, the corn stuff. Look, we're going on another level, you know? But I will do. Like, one day. Not in the next few months. What did Cunt get the Nobel Prize for last year? Some fucking gay fucking disease cure shit, right? Some of the shit that we've done, they don't even fucking look at because it's not fucking peer-reviewed and there's no fucking scientific fucking mumbo-jumbo behind it, Cunt. Yeah, really? But we just fuck out and go and do the groundwork and do the fucking video. We do the fucking science experiments for real and we get fucking recognition from the Cunt. We've got the video evidence. We just don't do all the theory side of shit. And we do do that. We do do that. But we don't put that in videos because that's nerdy shit shit. Yeah, we forget. We lose it a lot of the time, too. We lose it. You need science journals. Yeah, maybe. We can't read or write yet, though. We already can. The first question, actually the highest requested question was for me. Yes. It comes from Steven Hunt. Have you thought any more about getting a pet after your encounter with the neighbor's cats? I'm definitely down for pets. 100%. I don't know about that, Matt. What are you basing that you want another pet because, like, she's referring to the diary entry, right? We fucked that cat. I'm just saying you do want a cat. Wait, you fucked a cat? I don't know if I want a cat, but I want something. You want a husky. I have wanted a husky at times. Would you rather a dog or a cat? A dog. How come you don't have one? Well, maybe for your birthday. We'll see. If you play Cardra, I might get you an eight-year-old rescue dog that's been abused its whole life. A King Charles. And it can't, like, see and shit and it bites you. You had bites here, man. It's got cysts. It's covered in fleas and shit, man. Fuck off, can't fucking get out of here. I'm fucking clocking off, can't fucking clock. Oh, yucky, yucky. All right. The next most requested question was from Steven Brown. Sorry, Steve Brown, my brother. Apart from storming the field at the AFL Grand Final, have you guys ever been in any major trouble with the police? Yeah, we've been arrested, but it's never been like major trouble. Yeah. We've been arrested for just doing dumb shit. What's the most fucking... Fuck. The French police got you pretty good. We used to live in a big share house and one of the roommates upstairs that we barely spoke to was a drug dealer. A pinger dealer, so that house... I wasn't there for this, but that house got raided by cops randomly one morning and Michael had just bought a fucking half an ounce of weed. Just bought it and they put it on... They fucking stormed in, Michael's getting ready for the fucking weed, can't fucking fire on the bong up, can't... and then they come in pointing guns at his face and said, give me the fucking weed, can't... and shot next to him. But the reason why I got done was because of the hairs and the weed was right there. If I had hit the weed, we would have been sweet. Yeah, and then he had to go to... But it's just a slap on the cock. Even if I did get a criminal charge for marijuana use, I don't care. That's literally... that means nothing to me. It's a fucking plant. We do what we want with plants. Yeah, it's a fucking medicine. Just smoke weed everyone. Next one is from Donut Films. That's the skin from his feet. Michael's indigested some of that. Will we ever see Timmy and Calvin Junior again after the recent... Yeah, so the Calvin Junior... He's referring to a website video for those who don't know. We did a big series, a three-part series of these two characters and Calvin shot himself in the last series but it's revealed that Calvin Junior he was his and Timmy's love child and he comes out. So yeah, it's to be continued. It's not over yet. I don't think it'll ever be overcome. Who fucking said that the shot was a fatal fucking shot? Exactly. Look, it looked like he shot himself but Calvin is a very resilient psychopath. A very resilient psychopath. Alright, keep going. Next question, I can't actually read the name but try it. Try it, Matt. If it's letters and numbers... Here we go. I'm just going to attempt to read the name. Excellent in reds. Yeah, exactly. Excellent in reds. Do you boys ever fall in love with a teacher when you're in high school? This is quite like... Oh, there is. There's something deep. Are you talking about Miss Arbuck? Yeah. Why would you fall in love with one in high school? Not really. I mostly had male teachers and they all fucking hated me. Oh, they didn't hate me. Some of them were one in particular but they were very old school teachers so they're very strict and they just didn't mesh well with my work ethic. My severe ADD. Yeah. But in high school, yeah, Miss Arbuck she's alright. English teacher and she's oldest fuck so that's why Michael likes her because she's got that old look after you and breastfeed you vibe. So Michael just really... Hang on. Oh, fuck, man. Oh, please be so. Please be so. We broke the frequency. Sound wave and robot fart. Sound wave. Now on a fraction try and get a bit more. Was that too loud? I don't know. It was hard to tell. It was quite a strange alien sound. It worked. Yeah, I'll put it on the medium. Can you guys hear me? It worked. It's different. I enjoyed it. We'll play it back after. Anyway, I'll let it go. Look, it's something happening. Oh! Really? We got presents. Wait, wait, wait, wait, shit. It's a heart! It's a heart! It's a heart! So beautiful. It was so beautiful. Look at this fucking chair, man. Look at this fucking chair. That's from Jackson when he fucking ringwormed the rings. I usually have that one. It must have swapped out at some point. Yeah, this one's fucked too. Oh! Oh, my children. I was in labor then. Let me know when you're ready. I'm ready now. We've plugged them electricity-wide. Yeah, we fixed the base. This is a bit of a long one, but it has a point. It's from Thong Bonestorm. Oh my god, cunt! I was eating buffalo chicken dip with some potato chips when the spit bottle was pulled out last episode. Every texture in my mouth became Michael's throat sludge. I've never gagged harder in my life, but in the moments of dry heaving and struggling to keep everything I've already swallowed down and to keep what was I was currently chewing in my mouth I had an epiphany. Question for the podcast. Why doesn't Michael pour that bottle in a saucepan on the stove and slowly boil it until it reduces into a thick paste intensifying the flavour. Then eat some of it, spread it on toast-like jam, or just eat a spoonful. Put it on the website so I have something to bat over later. Oh man. Great idea. The reason why I'm doing this is because something will come from it. This could cure something someday. Probably. If you have like skin cancer or something, you don't know if like a year-long worth supply of golly could cure that fucking mold. Cure anything. If you have Parkinson's, you can use a bit of golly. No one knows. No one can definitively say no, that won't work because they haven't fucking done it. Matt, they haven't done it yet. I would be open to doing that because that's a fucking cool idea. There's a lot of it, you could just take a little bit. If it's for medical reasons, I'll watch. I think once you cook it all, you'd have to use a lot of golly to get... You'd need like half that bottle and a small spoon. Most of the bottle is just water. The only golly part... Wait! Oh my God! This is not good! I can feel it ripping me open! But... It's me, D-Man! This is going to kill me one day. This will be my cause of death. This will be my cause of death. Oh, fuck, dude! That is heavy shit! Anyway, fucking gollies will do something with it. Gollies cure cancer! Gollies cure cancer! Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Your heart's fighting all over now! Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Oh my God, my… My stomach hurts. Hahahahaha! Ahhh! You've got your shit! Shit specks all over the mind. My does it cost much to get their phone replaced? No, we can fix it up Maybe we should put a plastic bag over or something There's a lot of there's a lot of get a lot of my get on it a lot of build up. Yeah, a lot of a lot of scum Come in your mouth you all here we go you guys are seeing firsthand Fucking open it. I need to leave Look at that the bottoms cool This flies on the top. Anyway, Matthew continue with the questions. Haha. All right. Next one is from Corey sponsored by man's gate Do you guys actually want a proper tattoo like sleeve or a full leg or anything like that? I know you've talked about that. I was thinking about getting some little half sleeves But then I thought I don't know what to get first of all like I don't know I don't know what serious tattoos. I would get so I just get maybe just heaps of different cakes Yeah, he has been saying the cakes for a while. I reckon I'm open for tattoos, but it's just you don't exactly don't know what you want like which is alright Cuz the other dumb ones we have I don't mind, but you can't really see them all the time You know what I fucking mean. Yeah, like the shoes obviously. Well, that's cool It's like a really cool tattoo, but like yeah heaps of tats would be rad, but they'd have to like Maybe we honestly fuck it. Maybe we should just get like Gloves tattooed on our hands and like a shirt. Yeah Something we the other thing that sort of stops me is You know, I've tennis coaching for 15 years. I'm I'm certain I'm gonna and I never wore sunscreen ever and I'm pretty sure I'll get skin cancers one day and I think that the fucking That's true. I could just use the golly potion But I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get skin cancer and then I won't be able to see the moles Yeah, well, yeah Anyway Yeah, we're thinking about it. All right, any title artists who listen to our shit. Well, we'll go back to corporate box. They're legends Yeah, that's true They do anything it was we won't mention now. They've changed the next question is from Dane One well who got in trouble at school more as little girls Marty or Michael Marty would have did you even get into trouble in primary school primary school. I was school captain I've said that many times at least 12 But yeah, no primary school. I was good Like I was a sort of kid that got stressed when he had homework So as soon as I got the homework, I would race home get it done straight away And then feel like I've got the weight of the world off my shoulders and like everything's good But then like that never did not carry on through your life Fucking to pay bills after high school Michael would make me call fucking the bank and shit cuz he didn't know how to talk to him for years And like forms and shit like I just went from one extreme to the other So like I went from really wanting to be good and do good and do what the teacher said to the bare minimum To just getting by and then just giving up But through that It's sort of now I'm I'm still like fucking and then even when we're doing a coach in form suck now But a coaching qualification you'd have to do these massive huge fuck off assignments and I'd have to do his because he wouldn't know fucking and my god sometimes they took hours and hours and Michael's job was to try and keep me on task So Michael'd be sitting behind me like dude dude, dude, please you're getting distracted. Just concentrate and I'd be like And it's like 3 a.m. In the morning and it's During a few hours got to the point where every because like we've been going for hours and hours and hours every fucking 20 seconds he'd lose concentration and start flipping out and I'd have to sit there and try and calm him focus on the screen you can do this That was a long That's and that's how it was for me doing assignments so you can imagine you can see why I procrastinated so much and left them till a night before because Like it's just it's a very difficult process to get through. It's a lot of sitting down My parents bedroom was right next door. Is it the upstairs computer? I wonder if they've ever heard any Remember your mom found that story dude when we used to get home because mighty could never sleep We'd pass out in the in the beds and then Michael and whatever other friends would be asleep and I'd be bored as fuck So I just write really fucking fucked up stories similar probably to your fucked up stories Matt And I would write them back then and I just leave them like just leave them in Michael's room not thinking You know because my mom never went into my room. So I thought it's safe in here No one's ever gonna see this and then I fucking came over like a week later And you know what his mom was like that story left was so fucked and she had read it. Yeah, dude But she said to me. She's like it was really severely messed up But the writing and the detail was unbelievable. She's like it just flowed really well and like The grandma was incredible So like yeah, it was it sort of catch 22 very similar. You're It's fucked up, but it's art It's fine and my mom read it that sucks. She was so hot back then. Oh, man. She was fucking member used to have Yeah, remember when she was hot. She still is yeah, I haven't seen it for a while So I haven't seen it for years, but yeah, remember when she was like, yeah, you remember. Yeah All right, I'll try and get a hustle on because we're getting we're getting way to the back Oh, yeah, we are fucking Elkhang. We're still gonna be together. We can't Alright, it's just a couple of quick ones What was your from Andrew Park? What is your favorite dirty Sanchez episode or stunt? Oh, like I've never seen the shotgun one, but that sounds like a fucking crazy the my personal favorites probably just cuz it's I want to try it is the how they Pranked Prichard by convincing him that he made a Guinness world record. He was going for the record Yeah, which is a hundred paintball Something and he was going to try and attempt to beat it to get into it in like Shots of ten so they do ten and he'd celebrate and like that hurt And then they do another ten another ten they get to like a hundred and he's got like four more shots to go And then they go bang bang bang and he's just so happy celebrate covered in sores And he and then like later they fucking convince him they tell him that it was all made up That he wasn't even going for like it's a prank on a gnarly gnarly stunt And if you look at the damage that he had after like he literally had lumps like this big on him Like the the swelling was incredible. So that that I'm just like wow well done Also Pancho in the in the movie when he got the lipo suction without any fucking anesthetic fucked up And he was just lying there screaming and tears flying out of his fucking gala And then they fucking drink the lipo suction that is like Like who thinks of that? Yeah, I think you answered Sabrina's question in there as well She asked have you ever thought about redoing some so redoing the painful one would be great. Yeah, that's my dream That's what I want to do a suction. I'll do the Okay, want me to do it. I'll do it fuck that I could never do that I drink the lipo suction, but I would never fucking. Oh, there we go. You would do that. Yep I will book it in tomorrow After yeah, we'll get another fake tan and some more Botox. Oh, yeah, we can make a part of that video or something is beauty Yes, it fucking is Cut that corner starting now and we're back in Matthew. We just had a cut of question and we're not allowed to say what it was Anyway, next question. I'm just gonna leave. I'm sorry to tell you guys that you're probably like fuck you guys We should have like yeah uncensored one Yeah, I don't know if we should our careers would be over of any of that she got leaked am I right Matthew Brown fucking All right last last question here we go Last question is from sexy tuna legs Michael and Marty Do you ever get nightmares from the the day with Storm Dran? Like do you get nightmares about it when you think about it? No, but fun fact ever since then that's when I haven't known if I snored for a while But that's when I started officially snoring after that. Yeah, that night Cuz I used to sleep on the floor in Michael's bedroom more teenagers Oh, and he started fucking and he's his tonsils like oh they look like fucking a fucking a Baby bird right before it breaks out of the shell. That's what his tonsils look like Yeah, they looked fucked come do you not remember that no they were massive And that's why he started storm because it's barely any air getting into your gullet. I must have it I had a lot of river water. Oh, yeah, come yeah fucking hate to fucking there was so much poison and shit in there come All right, there we go, I don't have nightmares, but I snore now Do you have nightmares from any of this shit? We've done not from I don't really get proper I don't dream me like I just I like I just sit in bed my eyes are wide open I'm just sitting up when I just looking around and then some comes up day starts a lot I had another fun fact for when we were kids whenever during the night. He's mighty pretty much lived at my house Whenever I was like I'd awake at night. I just fucking have a glance over and Marty would either be like just Sometimes I'll do it for so long just in case you would wake up Imagine all the times I did Hours wasted Very good. Very good. Next segment is the German section Jingle again dimension Zen for us dimension Zen for us. It's some octolibre Do it So all right, so Michael's gonna attempt to read German God this smells like shit now Fuck man, I've been wandering Shit crystals embedded into the phone. Oh fucking shit, man. Okay. Here we go transform to German Just it's literally just there It's mayhem It's mayhem here with the phones about the dive farts are coming. We need the extension cords We're being German. Yeah. Yeah, fuck. We're gonna morph back into German. Oh, I'm gonna try man. That was That's a just a taste leave all that in corner, that's just a taste for you guys some of the Insanely stressful things that we have to deal with. Yeah, fuck Talk about covered fucking James just hit my light. We thought that was gonna break People are complaining about this fucking covered. Tell you what? It's unbelievable. All right The end let's burn in volume decision That's not any German there. Is that gibberish to you? Yeah Yeah, well, you know the dialect is correct and the intensity is close to being correct Oh, but the content itself of the wording is not right at all It's actually quite difficult to understand Okay, you go this is how you read it, okay Can you stand living and fallen? So often I don't know what that last word is but basically it means enjoy your life to the fucking Forced and that is true for everyone. That's outstanding very motivating. I've got goose bumps All right, here we go See if you can improve this time hot the Stay Hot the audience see see the stay or stay at the end. I don't know Hmm Interesting Let me have a look. Okay. Yes. There's some hard words to say. There's a tongue twisters. That's for sure Let me have a go. Okay you go Hi, the orange stifle Hi, the orange stifle Stifle stifle stifle Stifle stifle stifle stifle Stay or stay was wrong. It's stifle, which means hold the ears stiff Which means stay strong. I stay brave I had the orange stifle Germans would say as they marched into battle man I have no idea what this next one is like this is just fucking nonsense. Just try your best That's all anyone can ever ask of you Then you have nothing to worry about or fear in this life or the next oh Mrs. Motivational fucking What's this one? I feel like an emo teenager. Yeah. Yeah, like are you a girl or a boy though? I'm not sure like I'm thinking I am don't genderize me your name is Dakota. I'm both Genders. Yeah, Dakota that that is Dakota. I am all genders and a pig Fucking cow Dakota all right It's worse Don't wash It says was at the end, but I just know that there's gonna be some weird way that you say it so I put wask Because I know that was a little German would be wask. Okay, so I reckon I wish I did of us I wish I did of us Matias, I wish I did of us First day to me I wish I did of us. I wish I did of us. What's it mean? It means I wish you what? Which means I wish you anything. I wish you well wish why not say wish you well there It's like So many examples I've given you yeah, I know but just can't translate literally sometimes Do you know what I mean? It's just not how the world works. All right, I guess it's just our culture You know what I mean? Okay, it's how we are like it's just how we talk and we're different and that's okay Everyone's different and that's okay We're all okay And different Okay, I'm gonna remember this character. I feel like there's a good prank called a domino to dominoes Do you guys use like German emo guys use like actual me or is it like meet free me? Yes, if you guys use me that's like Destroying the fabrics of our universe the code is like the fucking social justice warrior of the year Like I've like read like so many books about it and like you don't know what you're fucking talking about you fucking bald fucking You're talking to me My god Let's open some gifts. Hey, you know I cut my hair last night and you guys haven't said anything Yeah, it's always nice and short now. It looks far better now that you've shaved your head Like you are bald. You're lucky that you look good, but it looks better. You got a good head shave. You're lucky. I was bald Which you fucking will see it'll be one day. We'll see Whatever Next segment the PO unboxing where you guys send in anything that you want we get sent Anything any bodily fluids you find on the ground send us a rock send us some grass from your backyard Send us your mother's watch Anything you want and we open it live on the podcast and that's what we're gonna do now We have three gifts to open all right and this one is from UG I don't know if he wants his name read so I'm just not going to okay has a tear in it already Yeah, yeah, I did that earlier. I couldn't help myself. I'll put a little tear in it to have a little sniffy sniff All right, it's a big package. Well, not that big but it's a medium-sized package. Well, let's see what we got here, right? We have package within a package a package within the package That's never good Last time there's a oh my god Oh Sylph can you Google what this is what I'm talking about Syldenaphyll is It sounds drug it sounds like a like a dick pill s i l d e n a f i l So Syldenaphyll sand-dose One like that does 100 milligrams. I think it's Viagra. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking Syldenaphyll sold under the brand-name Viagra among others is a medication used to treat erectile dysfunction and Polinary and then he sent in a very detailed drawing of a dick a Veiny dick and balls. Oh shit. Do we have to like fucking blur this? Well, wait. No, because would they get demonetized anyway? Yeah, true. All right, there it is and it says Rhonda was here. It's a very good drawing very detailed So thank you for that dick drawing and thank you for the Viagra. I'm sure this will come in handy. Like fuck. I'm not yeah, I would have preferred like Valium. Yeah, of course of course But you know any drug is good and at the end of the day like we live in a first world country And there are so many people in the world That would kill for this Well, I'm sure there's probably one more than that like maybe Some corn All you need is one Job done you and your family can survive. Do you want any it? They'll come in handy when you have sex with it your next prostitute. I reckon Again, you'll be wanting one of them when you have sex with a prostitute Again, yeah, sure. Oh People just send us drugs now You have outsmarted me package I use brute strength, huh? This feels like it's got something in it Yeah, dude, it's so hard. It's not Yes Fuck you package. Maybe might'll just belong on the fucking table Yeah, I'm not helping you with yours now There we go, okay, beautiful bracelet doesn't fit me there it is. Thank you for that I'm looking to code is a bit All right. Yeah, next one. This is sort of on okay What do we have it's a letter full of some this is from Martin? Oh, no Martin mix I think that means to us. I think we might have another code here with Michael crack that other code I hope it's another code Michael loves doing the codes a bunch of screws. Oh To Marty and Michael I recently found your YouTube channel you make me laugh keep up the good word good work kind regards Adam from woollen gong PS, please use rolling papers thoughtfully off fucking legend. Thank you Adam much Adam You're an absolute legend and we will definitely be using those To does that say Karen now Wait, you wait That was a that was a week But I'm glad you're trying like it's good. They're back. I'm happy that you're back to know what's wrong with me, man So, yeah, we got some cool stickers as well. Thank you Adam. My farts have been all damaged They got gaps in them again Gaps in me guts Lots of stickers from Adam. What's he got here? He's got some indigenous stickers. We've got some Skull and bone our shop The guitar shop in La Trobe Terrace rip curl Brisbane here. Chuck that on your car Yeah, we've got a sticker of a kid. Oh sticker of a kid Matt. You might like that Put that on your fridge or in your fucking wherever you put your fucking weird shit You're fucking locks a hair and your bloody bottles of spit. That's me. I've got the bowls of spit You got a golly bottle, brother. That's far more like That's legal. All right. Yeah, okay. Yeah back to last week someone sent us a code. I decoded it This one was shorter. Thank you. I don't know if it was the same person Yeah, this is the message we got Dear Marty and Michael I would have sex with David Hasselhoff and give him a blowjob All right, see that's good because at least it's random the other one was like a fucking story If you're gonna send them in though I don't give us like vital Information on science give us some give us something man. You're on a fucking fuck David Hasselhoff. Okay, Marty Michael took him four hours to decode right? He spent before he was fucking calling me at 3 a.m. stressing out crying Because he didn't know how to fucking read or do the code So Do it again Send in another code because it's good practice for Michael But write a better message than that, you know, tell us something about yourself. Maybe I don't know a random fact Have you been stalked by Matt Brown when you're writing about that sure we have many people who've been stalked by Matt Brown I know five myself Next question That's the question that's been done Decoded man, okay now Next segment last segment last oh no no cuz you got prank call but last segment before prank call is That's it. Oh wait, that is are you fucking Michael just pranked everyone listening That is the end don't forget to put in a fucking cheeky comment before we pass on to the prank call Right leave a cheeky comment give a little thumbs up and we're all happy and there's no talk of fucking killing ourselves Oh, and we're smiling and everything just keeps moving along. Okay. Oh fucking. You know what we fucking forgot That's why yeah, the hunt not the hunt the hunt can wait. Nothing's happened. So Shannon. Oh, what the fuck man Did we all it's so hard to get a hold off Also had some good suggestions What was I just about to fucking talk about that's you're like, oh, that's why you know what we fucking fucking Matt's only fans Oh, yeah, we need no we completely forgot to start that so we're gonna start that Definitely, we'll start it next week at Tucker. Okay, I'll have a sit down and we'll start it then all right So it's definitely gonna be up and running by the next week Okay, and we saw some comments people saying three to four dollars. I think that's fair Matt for some sexually suggestive photos I'll be in it too. So it's not just just me and we don't even have to name it Matthew Brown. It'd be like Matthew Gregory or something. No, I don't want it to be my name We can call it the fully actual you want it. Why don't we leave it to the fans? You guys come up with a porn star name for Matt and the most likes comment will be Matt's new porn star name And we can also write comments. Oh really? Yeah, man No Think of a team name for it, but we will all feature in yeah But we'll let them make sense. Let let the people decide I think it's an only fans for the people let the people decide what it's called and how much it is and so far We got three dollars fifty per month. I'm glad this is at the end of the podcast. Yeah, it's so annoying I can't believe we forgot. Yes. He's forgotten. See that's what we could have done yesterday We could have started Matt's only fans. Yeah Anyway missed opportunity It's okay. We'll we'll be better. We'll learn from our mistakes and we'll we'll grow from it Boss has had an absolute guffaw. Yeah, boss. He's so hungry. So pissed off. He's always standing at doors now So he's looking at James. Oh my god. He could be a meal It's like it's like a fucking wake up and he's just stands at the door expecting me to take him out And you'll stand there from when I wake up to when I go to bed. He's had it too fucking good He's spoiled and now he fucking expects more He's looking at me and he's looking at James Looking like a fuck with his new haircut All right, the final segment we are going to do a prank call of course and this week Arnold's fine his back All right, haha, I'm happy. Yeah, I'll bet you are mate You and I love that guy. You got a thing for him. He's fucking fine Yeah He's gonna call a pet resort in Brisbane and see they look after dogs. I'm pretty sure Although it is a pet motel If they do look after pigs I'm just gonna have to make up some shit that the pigs just really difficult or something but anyway, so I'm gonna call this pair resort and just See if I can get him to look after my large pig. Okay. Yeah, maybe like It's a fucking 150 kilo pig. Yeah, and it's highly aggressive and horny and it has come to your wife and it's got Two legs one on the front one on the back and needs constant help walking Ever the legs are in the center. Yeah, it's like it's in between where it's legs would normally go Come on Hello, my name Arnold fine you look after Animal yes Yep Okay, I have one large animal. I need maybe three four day. It's not a dog I have a one large pig that I would like to maybe look after three four day while One large pig. I have a large pig farm. I am selling pig And I need someone to look after pig for three four days while I am out of town Yeah, I understand my pig he live he live with dog. Okay, he live maybe three four other dog He behave like a dog He sometimes even a look like a dog he a large looking animal and he will be fine to do all the dog things Sometimes sometimes I feed him dog food for dinner, too. So you can Look, I I think it's a strange I ask I know but um, what if maybe I pay double or triple money And offer maybe a bit more money so you can look after my pig. It's a very gentle pig. Okay I send you photo Do you want photo of the pig? My wife is sick My wife is sick and I cannot find anybody to look after the pig the pig is at home And it cannot be walked here getting hungry and my wife is sick lying in bed She put a vomit on the floor And my pig I know it's a hard time for me and I do not know What to do and I need your help you understand and so I pay I'm really sorry. Unfortunately. We only do dogs and cats without facility. We don't we don't take any other animals Do you have a cage? Do you have dogs only? Yes My pig he you put in cage you put outside You put in back corner. No one even see you put the cage in the back corner and wear the bushes Maybe you put him in there Sorry, but just wait. I have a I can surely we can think about something here my pig He he leave a weed dog. Do you understand? Yes. He leave a weed dog He he think he dog sometimes sometimes he bark pig dog same thing My wife is sick. My wife is sick pig dog same thing It is the same animal. The name is different. Okay different spelling It's still three letter pig pig dog the orgy. Okay same letter same amount of Same thing. Yeah, the same thing a pig dog It is the same animal. I have done uni vet and they say pig dog Same thing. They say that in the book there in the russian book. I read say pig dog same thing Unfortunately, I can't take him. I'm sorry. Okay. What if I put him to sleep? Okay. I put him to sleep. I have a drug I have a drug my wife administer drug to my pig She drag him in okay. You put him in cage put him in back corner And leave him there forget about him forget about just put a bucket of water Put bucket water. Don't worry feed. He sometimes three days. No food. No big deal. Okay And I come in three days time and I just come collect and you make three times money for me borrowing your cage I'm really sorry. We're unable to take him like I said Is there uh someone maybe I can talk to maybe manager or something there must be something we can work on My pig is already in the back of my truck. I'm halfway to your place already Exactly what I'm telling you. Are you from brisbane melbourne sydney your camera? I'm in brisbane. I'm in brisbane. Not brisbane We see, okay, we see I have a lot of money, okay Oh, hello, Lisa. I uh speaker to someone Just now a lady she said uh It's okay for me to bring my pig to your facility. She said normally They only do dock and cat But she said for uh, they can make exception for me And uh, if it's okay if I bring my pig uh to your facility But uh My pig He live with dog. He live with dog. He behave like dog. I feed him pig food He does not bite He play with dog. He play with my kids And I tell the girl I say um put him in cage put him in cage out the back somewhere leave him Out the back flicking around and the back and she said, okay She said uh, tell what you tell me to uh facility in a brisbane a north brisbane And now I talk to you Lisa. So I think uh, it's okay if I bring my pig to Your facility tomorrow, maybe five p.m. We do not take any other pets other than cats or dogs The lady just say to me she say um that she that you That it's okay if I bring pig as long as it only three four days And she said that she will not be able to treat my pig Like the dogs and I say that okay, and I also say to her I pay Three times the normal amount. Hmm. That's very very generous for me For you to put my pig in cage And you just put it outside in the back somewhere. Don't even worry about it Just put it in the cage or something like that. My wife is sick Sure. Yeah, why she we should tell you that unfortunately because we only have care plans in place But uh, I do vet for uh at uni. Okay, and I read a book there. They say, um dog pig Same thing a dog and a pig is the same animal. They look a little different. Yes, and but They the same thing a pig had a three letter word a dog three letter word pig dog at the same thing if you Put them together to live They both Behave exactly the same to you. I've seen you pig and dog in the wild Playing or flicking around in the back out. I've seen it. I've seen pig and dog living together and the woman before she said Yes, okay. If you've done uni at the vet which I have That it's okay. I understand I grew up with with pigs and dogs Same thing. It's the same thing a policy. We will only board cats and dog. What if I? Look my pig. I can make it I look like a dog. Okay. What if I put dog hair on it? I put a color Color it brown or something like that brown or black or something and bring it in. We put a little fur on its Huff on its Head and it'll look like a dog and no one knows it a difference. I don't understand what the problem is Plus you make three times the money Hmm Yeah, it does. It does sound like it would be a good option The pig is so friendly The pig is so friendly You love the pig. He's a name of fly net. He's a name of fly net. You love the pig. He come over. He lick you He does another bite. He play with other dogs. He'd never seen cut before So I don't know about the cut but he play with other dogs. He eat a dog of food He eat a dog of food and sometimes he bark like a dog. I've seen it I've seen in the back like a dog And uh, my wife is sick. My wife cannot look after the pig. So I will have to I'll have to shoot it. I'll have to shoot it if I can't find someone to put it in a cage Right. Have you tried contacting any rural vets? Uh, no the vet always say oh so much money the vet always say can take my money So I call you first and my wife is sick Yeah, unfortunately. Yeah, I we just can't help you there. We cannot board any other animals other than cats and dogs As per our our hetero policy your best bet for any sort of livestock boarding would be a Like a livestock vet Okay. Okay. Look, I am I'm nearly uh at your facility now I bring pig in okay I have a pig in the truck He is sitting down like a child with a seat belt I bring him in you see him you see him like look like a dog I tell him to sit and stay and You see how much like dog he is because pig dog same thing And then you can decide for yourself. Okay. I bring him in for you to see yourself Who will make a decision maybe I maybe I speak to someone who can help me Maybe who the owner I can speak to all I need to show you photo of my peak. He looks like a dog It's unbelievable. Sometimes he barks Sometimes he barks in the backyard for food Don't even know what to say to you right now. I'm sorry. No, it's okay. I know a strange request, but I bring him in and you see his His behavior Is it just like a dog? It's very strange. He means a lot to the family. He was at my wedding He bring the ring to my wife down the aisle And he he a dog he has as far as As I am concerned. He he's a dog And I feed him dog food. I walk him. I take him to dog park I wash him with a dog shampoo I feed him a dog food He drink from a dog bowl He is a dog I think he is a dog It sounds like he thinks he's a dog as well. He is not a dog Yeah, you know peak dog, you know same thing same thing, you know like It's like a fish. You have a fish and then you have a bigger fish. It's still fish Little fish big fish. They do the same thing. They look different But it's a fish Peak dog Same thing sometimes dog behavior like a pig Yes, so I bring him in and I show you okay. I show you do not decide yet I know policy policy small city, but I bring him in I show you the peak And then we decide yes Okay, okay, I'm a 10 or 15 minutes away I bring him in and we decide then okay I have a cash I have a cash in my hand And I show you the peak. Okay. I know you I know you cannot say yes right now But you wait till you see my peak dog. It is truly beautiful beautiful Beautiful animal And my wife is sick My wife put vomit on floor. She cannot look after the peak and I need to leave for work You understand My problem Yeah, no, I do But unfortunately you're going to have to find another option for your peak wife is sick Okay, I'll be there maybe five ten minutes. Okay. I ring doppel you come out find to see the peak and then if you still want to say no I leave okay. I leave and no problem, but I just wanted to show you my peak Okay Okay, no problem. Okay. I see you on 10 or 15 minutes. Lisa. You are a lovely girl and I love you. Okay Not a problem. Okay. I love you darling. See you shortly with the peak dog My wife is sick My fucking wife is sick Oh We should go there Best Yeah, we should go there man. I think we are let's go and I'll go with When that because they're nearly closed now, but We should go there with bozzly And be like this maya peak Yeah, that is not a bad idea. But then what if they take him and put him down? No, you gotta put him in properly. They won't just take him But yeah, tell the world just goes on looks Isn't it they're so strict with shit like that? But if you're a man who identifies as a woman That's okay. But if you're a pig that identifies as a dog Oh my god, it's all fucked We just figured shit out Animals should be able to do the same shit that we're doing now If we can sue they laugh at that logic That's all I'm gonna say. We should fucking sue That dog retreat for discrimination. Matt. What do you reckon? Get in the truck Matt Get the truck Have you got a truck? Yeah, a ute. Yeah. Anyway, there you go. That's a fuck. There's a little thing to ponder on Holy shit. Just leave you with a little midnight thought. All right good night Night thought a night thought a night thought All right. Good job