 Hacted snout off with a six on and it wasn't even your horse Are we live man? Are the phones going? Oh shut up Wow? I honestly didn't see you push one of them. That's being backtrack That is backtrack, Matt it's episode number 32 of the muddy Michael fully actual podcast and we are here at the brownery Yeah, so I don't know if I'm up for that one. All right, Mon. You decide Brownery or Browntown? It can't be about me, it needs to be about all of us. We're talking about naming the house for everyone who doesn't know what the fuck we're on about. We've moved into this beautiful new house and everyone commented and had suggestions. Why don't we read some of the fucking comments, huh? How about that? Have you got some suggestions? Cause I've got some. Have you got someone? I've got some name suggestions if you want. Yeah, go on. It makes sense because Brownery, Browntown, you are here as the caretaker. You are the Brownery, or you're the Brown and that's therefore, you would only stay at the Brownery. You wouldn't stay anywhere else. Is that like, why haven't you painted the walls brown? Well, they sort of are. Over time, he leaks into them. Oh, it'd have to be called Browntown. Stain. But it's not a town, it's just a... It's a reed. It's not a town, it's just a Brownery and here is where Browns are made. Well... I reckon Brownery, let's decide that back to you guys. Alright, look, the name of the new house is Brownery. Let us know in the comments what you fucking think of it. It's our fucking week off right now. Isn't it? I fell off a boulder. God. Yeah, Mike was covered in scratches. Fuck my wrist up. You fell 10 meters off of a boulder. Nah, it was like two, but man. If you land wrong on a rock with like jagged things. Remember when Matt slapped on his back when we were in Bali? He bent around a huge boulder. Yeah. Brown-bounded boulder. And I knew it was a bad fall because... Because not even Michael didn't even laugh. I was trying to follow James. The only reason, okay, I was concerned for you a bit. But like, I was like, oh man, like you fucked the day up. Yeah, the whole day was ruined. We were so deep in... The jungle. That it would have had to take a helicopter to get me out. You're pretty flexible for a 45-year-old. You slipped around the outside of it. I thought you would have put some discs out. I'm 35 and I would have been like 31 at the time. Nah, we were 33. Which means you would have been like 42, 43. I'm 32. Anyway, it's our fucking week off. We're not filming this week, but we're still doing bits and pieces here and there. And this is the only thing we're filming this week. So fucking, yeah, let's get fucking straight in. Other than that, there's nothing much to report. Boys, we got fucking, we're back next week. Oh, we got two weddings this weekend. Well, I got, sorry, I have two weddings and Michael and I have a wedding that we have to go to on Sunday where we're MCing. This will be our first time MCing a wedding. And yeah, it's gonna be, I don't know, I've never MCed anything before, but it should be pretty interesting. Very easy. You're the best time. What do we do? You get up and go, you introduce everyone, you tell everyone where to go, what to do and all that sort of stuff, but you just, you can say whatever you want. Just have fun with it. Say whatever we want, all right. We'll see how that goes down, okay? How about you guys start talking about the live show that you want to do, because otherwise, nothing. Yeah, we're still doing it. Matt's starting to freak out. He's like, it's too much to organise. And Matt said, oh, why don't we, why don't we delete us saying that and just lie to everyone and just say that we never said it. I didn't say that. Fuck the fans. Don't fuck with this shit about him. Seriously, I don't think we have enough time to organise it. And then he went back to bed for three hours. So no, the live show is coming and we are going to make a work. We're trying to work out numbers. We're thinking of a venue that can hold 100 people. And how cool would it be to get 100 people to do the slow clap that we do? That would be interesting. That would be interesting. Be constant. Just bang, bang, bang, bang. If we do that for like 10 minutes, we could waste some time. 110% we could. Anyway, let's just get into the podcast, guys. We've got a bachelor brown. We've got lying to lockies, undergoing some changes, but it's still here. We've got the black book. We've got everything. We've got a prank call at the end. So fucking, fucking. But also, before we get into it, we are running a comment competition. Okay, on the season finale, we will be picking one comment at random from this entire season. All right? Comment on all of the podcasts. So the more times you comment, the more entries you have and the higher your chance of winning. It's common sense. It's comment. Do you want money? Then comment. It's as simple as that, Matt Brown. And there's one for just random pickings of just a random comment. And then there's also one for each week we pick the comment of the week. Comment of the week, exactly. So then you have a one in 40 chance with that. Yeah, so comment of the week is a separate competition, which we'll be getting into a little later into the fucking podcast. But you already know about that most of you. Anyway, fuck off. Sorry. Shall we quickly move on to the sponsors? Oh, you've got like a holder thing for the baby now, Matt. Yeah. When did you get that? Hey, Connor, get a close-up of that there. Did you buy that specifically for that baby? Oh, I thought we could put it to use. Maybe make a video with it. Yeah, that's really creepy that you've gone out and bought that, Matt. Yeah. Yeah, it is, because I don't even have a baby. It could be a funny social experiment taking that baby out into public and pretending like it's real. Yeah. Oh. Anyway. We could all take a baby each. Yeah, 100%. Go to K-Mart, Sam. We've also got my beautiful fiance, Mon, looking behind the camera. She's here with Bosley. We're having some friends come over and they have a little fire. It's James's birthday. It's James's birthday. Couple of days ago, so fucking having a bit of a fire for him can't do. Anyway, it sponsors us. Do you want to do Nord again, Michael? Well, I just had a thought. Why don't we fucking get Matt to have a crack? Yeah, that's a great idea, actually. But they don't want me saying it. They want you saying it. Nord even said, Nord said, I want Matt do that. That email me that this morning, they said that. I can show you the email if you're on the wrong phone. Oh, well, I guess I can't do it. No, they said that. All right. 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A month, which is a year, roughly. So anyway, NordVPN.com slash fully actual. And you get a fucking rippin' VPN with heaps of perks and shit. And it's cheap as fucking ball-wives from Manscapes. You can watch Netflix anywhere from, you know, from any country. Yeah, that's exactly right, Matt. It's security and entertainment. It's ecstatic and electric. So now you've got to bounce out at home while you browse the internet. For porn. Matt. Sorry. All right. And the final sponsor is, of course, the University of Michael, where we post weekly, like half hour, massive, awesome, fuck you episodes. And it's, it's what funds our lives. Okay. You can be a member. It supports everything that we do. We, you get to go part of the Facebook group and chat to us all the time you get to know us. You get fucking all sorts of cool shit. Plus the premium members, they get extra, an extra update video every week from Michael and I. And you get entered into the giveaways. But most importantly, the videos are fucking amazing, Matt. There's over 220 now, right? And there's a 21 day free trial. So you can see if you like the videos. And if you don't, you can fuck off and you don't have paid a cent. What's an update video? What do you guys do? We just talk about, oh, you in ours? Yeah, yeah. That's pretty much what we just go in depth about like our personal lives. I've never seen that. Yeah. Like we talk about exactly what we do. Yeah. No, Matt. That's enough handshaking for now. And those are our sponsors, everybody. I said, clump, friend. Yeah. Let's keep this ball rolling, boys. Boa! Right. And we're back. All right, guys, time for On This Day, which is a segment where Matt Brown, right here, he goes and he researches something that happened on this day in the history. Something pivotal, monumental, crazy. Here we go, Matt Brown. What have you got for us today? It's inspirational. Really? An education all in one. Oh, well. All right. What's that mean? I have no idea. I just read it on a billboard. On This Day, in 1998, Chuck Norris changed the skin colour of his newborn baby by covering it in hickeys. He sucked every square centimetre of that baby until it was entirely purple. Then he showed that purple baby to his wife and accused her of cheating on him with that purple bunny dinosaur thing. His wife broke down and started crying. And before Chuck could reveal it was a prank, she tossed the baby in the garbage disposal. Chuck revealed that they're just hickeys. Now they're divorced. Oh, my God. OK, so I've just figured you have just created a fucking university video. Really, Matt? We are going to be able to, apart from Michael Jackson has already done this, this is the experiment. This will be on the website. We're going to change our skin colour, Marty. We're going to hickey each other. Do we have enough blood in our body to do that? I hope so. Could we die from that? There's only one way to find out, Matt. We can get, like, suction cups so we don't even have to suck each other. Yeah, I would like to get suction cups. I reckon we should do that. The whole, every single part of our body will be bruised. Can you, um... Will that work? Well, maybe you just hickey each other. Oh, Matt, come on now. If we get, like, ten people all to hickey you at the same time. I've tried for a video, we tried last week and it's... No, you just suck at giving hickey. Oh, it's so weird, though, man. It's hard to commit to give your fucking, your mate a hickey. Yeah, that's why we'll get the suction cups. Bozy, come here. Can't get out, there's no clear path. Bozy, come here down the path. Come here down the path. Come on. There we go. Oh, you're my little snicker. You're my little darling, hey? Oh, oh. Oh, yeah. Little baby on set, hey? Little baby on set. Oh, anyway, let's move right along. And now we have Michael's Bible. And this is a segment where Michael has written all of his wisdom down into a Bible and he will now read it for you. And while he's reading it, you must refer to him as Beesus, not Jesus. Beesus, the God of being. Stop, stop, stop. Now, this is more of like a physical practice one. Oh, this is the first for the Bible. Yeah, so it's not like, it's not reading, OK? Oh, this is exciting. It's Fly Layer. So it goes like this. You have to copy everyone. All right. So wait, explain what we're doing. So we put our hands together. Put your hands together. Yeah. How did you do that? So cross your fingers like this. Then you put your pinkies up together. And then you go, here is the church. Here is the church. Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Here is the steeple. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door? And there are some people. Here are the people. I can't do that. Matt, wow, man. But like, you can also do it like this. Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the door. And there are no people. Oh, wow. So it's kind of like two tricks in one. And I'm the only one that can do that last one. Fucking hell. Did you create that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you did, yeah. I think I did. So you can use that in any part of life. You could use that skill. You could use it at work. It's just fun to do. It's like meditation, I think. Yeah, yeah, I definitely feel really relaxed now. Thanks, dude. Thank you. But that's that chapter there. So thank you. Wow, exceptional work. A physical chapter out of the Bible. I am very impressed. Sorry. All right, guys. It's time for Marty's diary. Right, and I've just found a bunch of scrambled up bits of paper in the bottom of my mum's bin like a couple of weeks ago. And so they're not in any particular order. And this is a diary entry from me. It's a little German boy or some shit. Diary entry. Numbers 10 million, 499,388. Oh, fuck off. That is just fucking. What is that? What does that even mean? So it's just the fucking number, the dietary number, 10,479,388. Wow, of course. I don't even feel like fucking reading it now, honestly. It's like, I can't even read the dietary number before you guys are making fun. Poking fun at me. So don't you understand? Sorry about that. That's why my neck is so long. I try to get away from the insults. I stretch. I stretch. Anyway, today I lost my school hat. Mum said to teach me a lesson that instead of buying a new hat, I had to make my own. I found some cling wrap and wrapped it around my head. Then I poked two holes for my eyes and one for my mouth and went to school. The teacher screamed at me and sent me straight to detention. The teacher at detention also screamed at me. It was a pretty good day. Oh man. Something to be funny about. It's just like a little clip of something that happened. Sorry. That is rough. Yeah, look, it wasn't easy. Glad wrap hats actually became a thing in my year level for a while after that day. Glad wrap hats. Glad wrap hats, yeah. What if it was too hot? Did the glad wrap melt onto your head? You sweat a lot. What about if the glad wrap melts onto your head? Well, it doesn't. It's not hot melt, hot. OK. But it keeps the sweat in. You become like a greenhouse. Greenhouse. You're being really rude. That was like if you're trying to float right now. Yeah, it's not. It's really aggressive. Anyway, all right, guys, it's time. Sorry, cut that, Connor. It's time for the most disgusting fucked segment out of all segments of all podcasts that have ever been created. It's time for Matt Brown's black book where he has detailed every single sexual experience that he has ever fucking had in great detail. And it is disgusting, wrong, and fucked. It's OK, boss. All right. All right, so to recap, Matt came home to Earth last week and then he had sex with his mother and then he told his brother to recover and that he's coming back to fuck him on another day. Oh, that's right. Till he's 100%. That's where we are. All right, come on. Just grab the. Can you grab the black book there? Boss is just really crushing me right now. OK, where are we up to? Ah, yes. Here we go. Here we go. Indeed, not destroy the pages. That's how you open it. You showed me that. Just you showed me how to open it. And that's how you do it. I just wanted to survive. That's all I have. Number 67. I was sitting at home enjoying some raw sausages while I tortured my neighbor's cat. It was good to be home. I was fully rested and I had had an urge to celebrate. I decided I would hit the town and see if I could find someone to spill my silkworms into. I got changed into my finest clothes, tight white jeans, a tight long-sleeved white shirt and my white wig. I hurried out and began scanning the bars. I saw a fine creature and approached her. Hello, I am Matt Brown. Yes, yes. Did you know that I used to be Satan? Can you not stand so close to us? You smell like raw meat. Freak. I quickly moved on to the next. But time after time I was getting rejected. But my spirits remained high as I knew this was a numbers game. So I continued aggressively hitting on women. I bought a girl a drink and showed her my gills. She poured the drink out and had security remove me. Now I was getting later and later into the night and I was becoming more and more desperate as the crowd started to dwindle. Time and time again I am rejected and before I know it, it's 5 a.m. Then the music stops and the lights turn on. Oh no, it's closing time. I feel my frustrations bubble over and I smash my glass on the ground. Fuck. The bartender stares at me and I leave. I need it to calm down. So I decide to walk home. 10 minutes into my walk and I start to feel better. I realize that worst case scenario I can just call a prostitute. My spirits start to soar and lift again and then I hear it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It sounded like a man was very, very sick. I walk towards the sound and it leads me down a dark quiet street. Then I see it. There's only one streetlight on this street and leaning up against it was a very large woman and she was power vomiting into the gutter. My sperm starts to crystallize with excitement and my heart starts to spin in my chest. This is my last chance. I storm over to her. Hey, is everything all right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This woman was massive, my height at least, but twice as wide. She had her entire hand down her throat and was forcing herself to vomit. She removed her hand from her throat and large strings of saliva and vomit came with it. She had vomit all over a small type top and half of one of her massive sloppy tits was hanging out. She had a denim skirt on that had ridden up so high that I could see her pubic hair hanging out of either side of her underwear. Oh, not feel too good. Some just have a bit of a vomisum and I'm hanging over in the morning. That's absolutely genius. You must be very clever. Yeah, I suppose I am. I just can't be late for work tomorrow, so. I doubt any other employee would go to such lengths for their job. What do you do exactly? Are you a model? No, I'm a removalist. Wow. You must be very strong. Her unfocused eyes stared at me as she swayed from side to side hiccuping. She smelled of garlic sauce and goon and I could see large bits of kebab in her vomit that hadn't been chewed. She must have been swallowing her butt's hole. Would you like me to walk you home? It sure fucked me, can't it? As she said this, she pulled her undies to the side and started pissing while she stood. The stream was as powerful as the stream from her hose and the smell of old bender piss hit my nose. I wasn't sure what to say, so I just decided to be honest. Well, yeah, I am. She finished pissing and let go of her undies. They slapped back into place and were immediately drenched from the remaining urine caught in her pubic hair. Well, come on then, can't it? She ripped at her top and both of her huge saggy tits spilt out and hung like two sandbags from her chest. I had finally done it and scored myself a babe. I rushed forward and her mouth was connected. Her mouth was full of food and vomit debris and the smell of her breath nearly rendered me unconscious. I got on my knees and sucked on the end of one of her tits. Her entire nipple filled my mouth. My beast was still leaning against the streetlight and started thumbing herself with her free hand. I had a miscarriage not too long ago, so he could come in me. This excited me to a great deal and I started trying to tongue at her gash. I pulled her piss-soaked gundies off and slung them onto the road. Her pubic hair felt like steel wool and the smell at Harvard was of decomposing fish and stomach ulcers. My tongue fought desperately to get through the hair and locate the hole, but it was useless. Lie down, I tell her firmly. Okay, she says, and drunk only falls and slaps onto her enormous back. Then she spreads her legs. Pah! Come on, tear at me, clunge! I grab the base of my cock. My little brown and harpoon this beast straight up her slot. She jiggles with pleasure and I froth from my mouth as I start laying in. She opens her mouth wide and I can't miss this opportunity. I extract my pulsing deck and drop it into her mouth, vomit-coated mouth. Her mouth opens so wide, her lower jaw stretches over my asshole. I feel her tonguing at my dot while my cock and balls are still down her thigh. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Power vomits all over my junk and the force from the vomit pushes me out of her. Someone call the police! A couple yells out from across the street as I watch this unfold under the streetlight. I ignore them and with all my might, I roll my meal over onto her belly. I stab my dick back in her slip from behind. I pull her cheeks apart as I thump away to reveal fresh, watery shit caked on each cheek. I torpedo deeper into her meat slab and I start to go cross-eyed. I fuck them harder and harder and she starts yodeling. Yodeling, yodeling, yodeling, yodeling. I notice a car pull next to us, just as I start juicing my silkworms into this bag of fat. I thrust forwards and hold myself deep as my balls drain. The person in the car looks on in utter shock and speeds away. I pull my flesh stick out and cream gushes out after it. I filled this beast with my silky mints and we were both lying on the ground. I glanced over to my trophy and she was already asleep, snoring deeply. And I get up and don't even bother covering my slain dragon. I leave her how she is and I simply bound her backwards and put on some porn. Oh, holy moly. So that could have been Rhonda, I realized. Oh my God. She never said her name. Yeah. Wow. Holy shit. Rhonda. Man, you've really like had some hads, eh? Hey, when you shop around, you find some strange things. All right, look, let's move on. That's fucking disgusting, man. It's truly revolting. Sorry about that. Anyway, all right. Our next segment is lying to Lucky, but we're changing it, all right? Lucky's on to us, all right? He's already doesn't trust anything we say. So in a way, we were successful there. Yeah, we're halfway there. We've broken him. Yeah, he just hasn't gone to a therapist yet. Maybe he is. We just don't know. I reckon he's close. He's got to be close. So we were fucking, we were thinking, well, like who can we fucking lie to today? All right, and it's someone some of you might know. We thought of Jashan, all right? Shami's older brother. He wouldn't ever be expecting to lie. And we're like, what the fuck can we lie about? So we called Jaden, okay? And Jaden said that Jashan's misses, Cass, went out last weekend on a hens. So I'm gonna call Jashan, and I'm gonna pretend that I know someone at that hens, and that that hens, the stripper, kissed his partner. It's a long shot. I reckon we have a bong break first. All right, fuck it, let's do it. Bong break! We'll be right back with lying to Jashan. And we're back! All right, so like I said, we're calling Jashan, trying to convince him that his partner has cheated on him. Okay, nervous. Are you? Yeah, I am, a little bit. Okay. Oh, wait. Why is it not fucking clear? Clear, clear me! All right, here we go. Here we go. Headphones on brown. Hey, Jashan, it's Marty, man. What's fucking going on? Hey, what's going on? Your number's on private. Oh, sorry, dude. I fucking must have been doing a prank call from the podcast when she was there. Always forget to take it off. All right, what are you up to? Oh, man, just fucking, we're having a week off at the moment, so just fucking, just chilling, man. But yeah, the reason I'm calling, it's a weird one, dude, and it's not a very good reason. What? You know how, did Cass, she went out last weekend, right? Cassie? Yeah? Yeah, she had a baby shower. Yeah. Do you know where she went out? What the bar was? I don't think it was even at the bar. Was that like a house or something, I'm pretty sure. Oh, right. They might have gone to the bar, I don't know, but yeah, she was at a baby shower. Why? Well, just because I got a random message from someone who knows Cass, and like, I know this person, and they said that Cass was being, like, really flirtatious with a guy there, and she actually, like... Wait, no, who said this? I don't think you'd know them. It's a guy called Troy. He's a bartender. Like, I mean, Mike and I went to school with him, and he's just a bartender on the Gold Coast now. Yeah. And yeah, apparently, he said that Cass, and that Cass was being really flirtatious with one of the guys there, and he reckons that he saw her kiss him. And like, the only reason I'm saying it is like, obviously, if I was in your position, I would want someone to tell me. So I just thought, fucking, I can't, like, I'm not gonna fucking keep this a secret. I'm gonna call you. This was last weekend? Yeah, yeah, last weekend, yeah. Who was the dude? I don't know. And my mate doesn't know who it was either. Just some random dude, apparently. There's this fuck. I saw a message pop up on Cass's phone like two weeks ago. It was like, dad's someone, or Darren's fucking Derek, I don't know. Oh, really? Yeah, a message popped up, and then like two days later, I went to his father, but he deleted it. I was like, that's just weird. Yeah, that is fucking sot ass. Yeah, dude, we'll air, look at that fucking. I can't do it. Do we're lying to you? Do we're lying to you? You're on the podcast, right now. I'm so sorry, dude. Are you fucking kidding me? No, dude, you can't actually put that in, but... Yeah, yeah, sorry, dude. What, you don't want us to... No, no, no, no, no, you can't put that in. You can't put me in saying that, that fucking Derek, because that's actually serious. Yeah, yeah, fuck, sorry, dude. Yeah, honestly, I didn't think that you'd fucking believe that. Yeah, I wouldn't only, but there's been, there's legit been this dude fucking messaging us. Oh, fuck, dude, I'm so sorry. It just got weird, like, two weeks ago. Fuck. Oh, shit. You can't actually put that in, eh? Yeah, fuck, I'm so sorry, dude. Or I'll tell Conor to cut this out, obviously. No, fucking, don't put that shit in, come on. Yeah, yeah, no, no, dude, I promise you I won't, dude. Oh, fuck. I'm sorry, dude. We'll just cut it and we'll prank someone else. Yeah, yeah, we'll just fucking... Yeah, you called us, but you can't put that in, bro. Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm so sorry, dude. Didn't mean to fucking... All right, we'll think of something else. Very, very sorry about that. Your mate didn't actually see it, though. What's that, mate? Your mate didn't actually see it, though. No, no, no, like, there isn't even a mate. I don't even fucking... Yeah, that's all... Don't put that last part in, do not put that last part in, you know, because that's legit. I've actually had my suspicions on it, eh? Yeah, right, fuck, that sucks, man. And yeah, fuck. Well, that got dark. Yeah, that got real dark. I've cut it at the first part of something, because, yeah, it's... Yeah, don't. All right, well, I think we'll just cut the whole thing out. Yeah, we might just cut the whole thing and might be too risky. Yeah, please. Yeah. Because, yeah, oh, fuck, there's legit been this fucking dude and fucking hell come. Yeah, he was like just... You know, the fucking XXs and stuff, but then when she deleted the message, I was just like, okay, why the fuck are you deleting his messages? Yeah, yeah, that's fucking weird. But I haven't said anything to her yet, so you cannot put this in. No, no, no, we'll just cut the whole thing. Yeah, we'll cut the whole thing. Yeah, that's way too stressful for us to deal with. Yeah, I appreciate it. Sorry to shout out to you. Sorry, man, when you're done. Okay, you're doing that. Yeah, man, well, yeah, fucking... Not too bad, man. Yeah, not too bad. A bit better than you, I guess. Oh, right. Yeah, come live, your wife is cheating on you. That's so funny. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's so funny. You are ice. Oh, my God. Sorry, I'll call him up. After an old smooth things over, I might message Cass. Oh, what do we do? Oh, hang on, did they fucking prank us? What do we do? I reckon let's... They're pranked us. Let's keep it in. No, I don't think so. But there is something else going on, though. Yeah, well, actually... You have been lied to, Matt! You fucking idiot, Matt! We've been lying to you! You got done! Dishon was in on it! That was amazing work by him. Everyone, we got Matt. I felt so bad for it. I took my headphones off. I was not enjoying it at all. We did very well there. I'm going to message him right now, Tom. That was a fucking amazing work. Oh, I felt so bad. Oh, we fucking got Matt. We lied to you, Matt. You idiot, Matt! What did you think? That was, like, real! I can't believe you thought that was actually true. You fucking idiot! Dishon's acting is on! Brown got very good. Brown got browned. That was very, very well done. I should have seen that coming! Dude, that was very, very good. We got him hard, Matt. You made the perfect comment. When he hung up, I was like, oh, fuck! I went through my head, I got all the shit we have to go through now to settle that down. Very good, Dishon. Thank you very much. Fucking got you, Matt! Fuck me, dude! Don't believe shit! I just believe just because someone says it! That's what's wrong in the world! It's like you're seeing Lachlan now or something. Oh! Anyway, let's move right along. All right, it's time. It's time. It is time for Bachelor Brown, Brown, Brown! Bachelor Brown! Bachelor Brown, it's time! It's time for Bachelor Brown. He's right behind you. He's always waiting behind you. He wants you. He'll have you if he wants to. He's crazy, Matt Brown. And this is a segment where Michael and I have found, are trying to find Matt Brown, a partner. Okay? Someone he can grow old with because Matt doesn't know how to do it. He's in his early 40s to mid to late 40s and he's still single. We don't have to do this. Yes, we do, Matt. We do, Matt. Yes, we do. You're 72. So we, right here, have found someone who is very willing and very keen to get to know you. Do you have a quick bong break? Very quick bong break and we'll be right back. Hello. This is the Marty and Michael, fully actual podcast. With who are we speaking here again? Sorry? This is Leah. Leah, very nice to meet you. Thank you so much for coming on. Look, we've got a very nervous, mumbling, stuttery, sweaty fucking 40-year-old Matt Brown sitting next to us and he's really keen to get to know you and see how the conversation flows and see if there's some sort of spark. Okay, that sounds good. All right, well Matt, I'll throw it over to you. Why don't you speak to Leah and get to know her? Remember, confidence. You can do this. Here we go. Hi, Leah. Hi, Matt. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm better now. He's licking his lips, Leah. He's wet. Well, that's... Stop. You can't do that. Where abouts you from? I'm originally from Adelaide. That's that. That's that, baby. Matt Brown. Yeah, right away. And why then? Where do you live now? I live in Brisee. A Brisbane girl. A Brisbane girl. Only you know you're away. Tell her about your feelings, Matt. What are you feeling? Girls love it when you open up. What are you feeling right now? Say what you're feeling. What do you do for work? I work in real estate. Loves houses. You guys are fucking with me. What do you mean? Have we met before? Do you want to have met me? You guys are fucking with me. I know who this is. Who is it then? It's Leah. It's Leah. It's my ex-girlfriend. That's right, everybody. We got Matt Brown's ex-girlfriend. Take me to Bachelor Brown. Thank you very much for coming on the call, Leah. I won't say her name, but how are you? I'm good, how are you? I'm good. They're relaxing. How did this happen? I was asked and I wanted to please. So here I am. Okay. You fucking picked up on it pretty quick. Your tentacles got out there. When she said Adelaide, I was like, okay. And then I don't know something. There's not many people from Adelaide? Yeah, there's not many at all. 15. Narrow it right down, smaller. That's so... Anything else? Why don't you and Leah catch up for a dinner? Leah, would you like to have a little dinner date with our Brown town? Yes, I would actually. He does. I mean that. Really? I owe you. So, me and Leah, we haven't like dated in like six years or seven years. How long has it been? How did you know over so quickly then? Because I talked to her. You still watch videos of you and her together playing on the swings and at the cinemas. This is such a fucking... I can't believe this. You can't believe this? That's rude to say that word. But yes, I would go on a dinner. Oh my God. Would you say Leah is top five? I can better be. Who do you want to rub out? Top five. Oh, this is... Well, she automatically gets top five because I know her. Oh, it's... Which one? Surely Greg. Surely Greg. Now, if Greg's a top bloke... Well, maybe let's go. What's Gree? Oh, that's Greg. So hard. I have to say Jess is really fucking cool. Jasmine's cool too. I'm cooler. I'm going to have to bump Allie. Allie is gone. Sorry, Allie. Leah, Matt's ex-girlfriend takes her place. Yes, that's right. Michael and I have set up a date with Matt Brown's ex-girlfriend. That is what we do for our boy. All right, we go back. Here we go. How did you even do that? Thank you so much, Leah. Thank you so much for your time, Leah. You've been amazing. Bye-bye. Bye, Leah. It's dinner. You get to have dinner with someone. It's exciting. It's egg. I can't trust anything. It's egg. I can't trust anything. I can't trust the lying, the locky segment. I can't trust a bachelor to Brown. Everything's falling apart. We can get you into therapy. I'm going to need therapy at the end. At the end of this house tenancy, I'm going to need therapy. If we pay for it, would you go get therapy? But we get to record the sessions. I don't think they'll let you record a session. Oh, damn. Yeah, you couldn't take your phone until you put the phone on all the other cloth. You put it in your pocket. Yeah, true. It's a deal. Matt Brown's going to therapy. You guys do that. Oh, yes. We just contacted her in a way. You didn't have a... Oh, what do you... Yeah, we can tell you later, all right? All right. All that matters now is that you've got another date lined up. And we've updated your top five. That's kind of exciting. We're going to film it. We're going to film it. Everything's been organised tonight. You're having a day with her tonight. Anyway, moving right along. Hey, should we like... Like, this is like an ex-girlfriend. And to putting it out there, I'm actually pretty good with all my exes. I don't think I've really had a bad breakup. But, um... But yeah, just... I don't know. That's going to be... Shut up, Matt. Maybe consult me for next time you do that? What if I like had... What if I really didn't want to see her? Yeah, I know. It would have been fucking funny. It's lucky, like, I do chat with her still. Anyway, guys, make sure you like, comment, subscribe. Like, comment, subscribe if you haven't already and give us a five-star review on Spotify, man. We're creeping up with 1.2K five-star reviews now. That's pretty awesome. I guess that's pretty good, eh? Yeah, that's like a room full of people. It's a room full of people. All right, moving right along to questions, guys. And this is where we answer the questions that you guys have commented on the Marty Michael fully actual YouTube channel. We answer the most liked questions first. So once you've commented your question, have a scroll through and like the questions you want us to answer. If we don't answer your question this week, we'll probably answer it next week or the week after. So keep asking, keep asking, keep asking questions. You're very for sure. Oh, comment of the week first. We have to pick a comment of the week from last week's episode. And this is also a comment competition where we will pick one comment from the comment of the week board to win an extra $1,000. It's such a shit competition. What the fuck? It's shit that we can't even cut it now because we've started it. And it's just shit. But at least like there's $1,000 at the end of it for someone. So let's just get this over and done with so we can get to questions. I read a comment out to you earlier. It wasn't hilariously funny, but we did get a good giveaway at the thought of it. And I thought maybe we can pick that comment of the week. The comment of the week came from Sam Warner. And he's, oh wait, hang on. Are we keeping track of these? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got them all. Sorry, it wasn't Sam Warner, but Sam Warner. Thank you for your comment. But it was from Just Ann McPaul. Sam Warner's going to be so devos. Yes. And then, oh, yes. Sorry. Sorry, Sam. Fuck, should we just put them both in? No. Sorry. Because I just read his comment and it wasn't that bad. Yeah. Just Ann McPaul. Imagine how magical the slow clapping between segments will be with a venue full of clangs. Yeah, yeah. When we get our live show, let's everyone listening, let's all do one of those slow clap things that we do and see what it sounds like with like 100 people. That's exciting. That's exciting. It'll be a sacred sound. Sacred. It's nearly as sacred as the bond you have with your ex. Can you not do any more ex girlfriends, please? I'm not feeling like it's a good idea. Look, we will not rest until the brown as ladies eggs in a nest. Yeah, this will find you a wife by the end of it. And that's what we want for you, Matt Brown. It's think of us as like we're Indians and we're organizing your wedding. What's it called? Arranged marriage. Yeah. And you know, they have a higher success rate than marriages here. So shut that. Shut that down, bitch. Fuck. Yeah. All right. Top comment. I mean top question. All right. Questions time, guys. Questions here. Top question came from a D Koda who comments so much. She's a legend. Question for the podcast. Have you ever thought of doing an Arnold? Oh, sorry. This has got the most likes. Have you ever thought of doing an Arnold? Fine animal documentary type video like Steve Owen, but with farm animals? That's not a bad idea. Oh, man. I would watch that. I want to find at the farm. One of our group members had a great idea. One of our website members gave us a video idea. The host is the host of like a website length video where Matt. Michael and Julian are the contestants and like I well, like I'll just fucking be on camera because the host doesn't have anything to do with me. And then James can be like the hot like the girl, like the fucking, you know, this game show host girls. I'd like to buy a vowel, please. Exactly. That would be James. Okay. James would be the vowel. Sorry. So that was a good idea. But yeah, that's not a bad idea either. I'll message Arnold and see what he's doing. I can both those ideas. I'd watch like a three hour doco on just Arnold finds. What about a nine hour documentary? Yeah. Not in one sitting, but maybe across three nights. Imagine if the length of a document or documentary was a joke. So you just made it that long. It's just a black screen. Yeah. It's just a three hour doco in slow motion. Next question is from Louie killer. I mean, are you going to be disappointed if you do not find someone in the bachelor brown? If so, are you accepting the fact that you will be lonely, sad and bold 40? To be honest, if I don't find anyone, I'm not that worried. He is. Cause I was going to say I've got you guys still. Yeah. You'll always have us. But we can't squeeze a baby out of our asses after you filled us up. I reckon maybe we can. Don't nutty try. All right. Oh, I pull my cheeks. Careful with the board. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Careful with the board. No, no, no. It, um, it bounces the cameras. Oh, sorry. And you bounce your feet. Sorry. I'll take it off. Round. Next question is from a Robert Keogh. Between the three of you, who would, who would, who do you reckon would win in a saw movie? Michael. Yeah, Michael. He'll slither his way out of anything. Oh, man. I'll just sit there cackling and let whatever happen to him. And survive. Yeah. And he'd survive and just do some pain runs after his fucking lips are ripped off. Oh. The lips gone and his teeth are all exposed. No, no, no, no, no. That machine that like pulls you. Yeah, pulls you skull apart. Can't. Oh. That's such a... I could only watch like three of them. I watched the first one. It was like, I can't watch any more. Dr. Fields in one. Is it? Yeah. He's in the scary movie four. Is it? Yeah. He's like a parody of it. Sorry. All right. Next question from Alex Main. What's the biggest misconception that you get from fans or friends about being a social media influencer or content creator? That we don't do anything all day. Yeah. That is the biggest Mexican thing. Oh, do they even have a normal job? Yeah. But I get it though. Without... We don't film ourselves when we're doing anything other than fun shit. So you don't really see all the other boring shit that we have to do. But yeah, a lot of people think we just sit around and do nothing. And the stress you guys go through too? Yeah. Well, it is a real... It's relentless. And it's also... Your career could end at any moment. It's quite a stressful way to live. And it's why we've got the website and we're just fucking lucky we got a bunch of fucking legend fans. Fucking you can't. And the website members, it's fucked can't. Sick. Sick. That's fucking sick. Sick. Sick. That's fucking sick. Sick. That's fucking sick. Yeah. Sick. Next question is from a... Fuck, I'm sorry, dude. Depending where you're from. What do you think is the next move, next thing that is going to level up your job or your social media even more? Well, the fuck's big thing. Podcast is the... Is a long-term goal, but we really want to get into these... Like a series. Like we had a crack at one which sport is the scariest, like a higher production type little series. But it sort of kind of was shit and we probably could have done better. But so now we're going to do another one of them, Amati vs Michael. And if it goes really well, you know, then package it up, fucking pitch it to some of the streaming services. Who knows? We could even eventually do a movie if that's shit as well. I think that's a good idea. Yeah, that'll be a while away though because that takes so long to make and we need to get so far ahead. Fucking calm down, calm. And the other thing also is turning a little website into like a little mini, like Netflix and have just a bunch of content creators that make content similar to us. There's so many out there that make fucking awesome, hilarious, crazy ass videos. But they can't post them anywhere because social media is too strict. It's true. It's true. So that's the plan moving ahead. Right? Sorry about that. What about you Matthew? Yeah, what's your plan moving ahead? Commissions. I want to keep growing this podcast. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe move into some sort of social media work full time. Brown. Not sure. Brown. Exactly. How exactly that'll look. Maybe you could sell like a Facebook page and just do like concrete sculptures. Do you reckon you could... You get it for free, right? Fuck it, that's... Do you get discounts at least? You do, but it's sort of very expensive. What would your discount be? If a slab of concrete is a grand, what would you get for like 500? No. 300. I don't know. 750. 750. 750. 750. All right. Next question is from Joey Evans. Why is sandwich meat round when bread is square? Yeah. I think there is square meat. That shit that you buy from the deli. Yeah, it's not very good. It's like the shittest. I think just it's easier to make because it's like a liquid, isn't it? And then they fucking pump it full of emulsifiers and shit. And then they stomp it down tubes. So called tubes. And they just solidify the tubes. You can't... Yuck. Oh. Meat tubes. It's just easier than meat squares. That is fucked, dude. That is so fucked that people eat that shit. Yuck. I used to get... The chicken breast from the deli heaps when I was younger, and then I found out how they do that and what it is. It was in a loaf. Yeah, it's like square I used to serve it. And they cut it up on the machine. Yeah, it's not good. What's in that one? I don't know. How do they get chicken to look like that? They have to add a bunch of chemicals. It comes in like a little log. Like a log of a tree. Yeah, they have to melt it. They have to melt the meat and mix all this shit into it. And then they fucking re-harden it. Dude, that makes me feel sick. Next question is from Mad Max. And it's a bit of a lengthy one, but it's a good one. Hey guys, long-winded question, but was wondering what you guys tend to do in your personal time that helps with your mental health? I've been struggling this past year with depression and even though your vids bring a smile on my face it doesn't do nearly enough to push me back into being a happy person. You guys are still the best and I could use a little advice from my heroes right now. I think the biggest thing we do... Well, it's... For us, we have this. We have Marty and Michael. We have like... Our purpose is to try and just constantly make laughs and that's what... So we're literally doing what we love doing and that's what is the best for our mental health. And I speak to people who, you know, get into ruts and shit and if you don't know what you want to do it's really hard to stay fucking positive and to break out of mental health. So figure out what you want to do, go for it and fucking exercise shit loads. Yeah, exercise is definitely a number one. And just feel... Make do shit that you'll feel better about yourself. Michael. Exercise, hang out with your friends, the ones that you have. And I reckon... Skateboard. Yeah, get a hobby. Maybe get a hobby, fucking... Why don't you... Fortnite. Well, Fortnite's fun, I guess. Yeah, in small amounts. Don't spend seven hours. How do you keep your crippling depression in the back of your mind? I love doing my long walks on a Sunday. I see a bit of exercise, a bit of routine there. Yeah, no, it's not... A little bit of gaming here and there. Yeah. Have you kicked the footy in with the post yet? I will never do that. What? I'd love to come here and see Matt. Practicing is stepping out. Side stepping? No, you don't know, it just kicks into the post. I'm doing that after this podcast. Okay. Yes. Thank you. Two more questions next. But fucking hang in there with a mental... Oh yeah, mad man, hang in there, dude. Yeah, it gets better. Yeah, and exercise. A shit ton. That'll help you. I reckon. If you're struggling with mental health, call mental health professionals right now. And there will be a link in the description. Will there? Hopefully. If we remember, we'll put a link in the description but we'll put the number in the description. The number will pop up, please Connor. Is it Beyond Blue? Yeah, that's one of them. Actually, let's look it up. What is it? Beyond Blue. So Beyond Blue help with a lot of that. There you go. If you're struggling with mental health. What's the number? Triple zero. Don't call triple zero. Yeah. Is it 911? Yeah, yeah, I think it is not. No, I think that gets redirected to triple zero. It just says go to beyondblue.com. Yeah. Yeah, so if it's getting too much, just go fucking chat to someone, brother. Ain't nothing fucking wrong with that, brother. Alright. Two questions left. Next one is from Bryce Carter. Is there going to be vlogs posted on YouTube ever again? You mainly do it for the... Yeah, look, YouTube, it's not what it used to be. If we were to post vlogs, we'd probably have to start a whole other YouTube channel because we've built our YouTube audience on short video. So if we ever upload a long video, you'll notice that the views are fucking dog shit. It's because everyone who's subscribed to our YouTube channel is expecting short, fast, like prank compilation type videos. So anything away from that, the views are down and then therefore they'll negatively impact the YouTube channel. So we'd have to start a separate channel completely. So for now, we'll just keep posting them every now and then to the website. And then when we have enough, enough we could eventually just fucking cut them down a bit, make them YouTube friendly and then fucking post them. So bear with us. But yeah, only for the website at the moment, sorry. And final question came from Maddie. How old were you when you first did drugs? Nine. Oh, um, drugs. We never didn't get in on that young. When we were younger, fucking no one really did drugs unless you're a biker or a criminal. And Matt Brown. I think I was like 16 when I first tried weed. Oh, weed, yeah. Leeds not. Count weed. But what about like a hard drug? Probably like 18. I tried. I think I tried pills at a first. Oh, I thought you were going to say male way later. Yeah. Yeah. We didn't try fucking 20. Europe was the first time we had. Oh no, the road trip. Remember the road trip? We had fucking those pingers from that random. I didn't have them because I was going to be a few weeks before. We were 18. Oh, so I had drugs and I was 18. Holy shit. Yeah. Well, I was like 20, 22. I'm asking. She started very late. And then I did my drugs and I stopped at like 24. And I didn't touch him again until, yeah, overseas. And we started snorting Coke like there was no tomorrow. Oh, fuck. Coke's like 22. But ecstasy like 22. I reckon, yeah. Coke's like 20. Thank you. And then the portals opened up and we've pretty much sucked everyone down now, haven't we? Bit of meth for Matt Brown next boy's trip. $1,000? Still up for it? Is that still on the table? I guess so. You promise? Do you promise? Yeah. If we bring meth in a grand, are you going to do this? Or are you just going to sit there and say no? Because we're going to have to spend money on the meth as well. Don't guilt trip me into it. Oh, we spent money on this, Matt. Yeah, well, seriously. Are you all going to do it now? Well, yeah. We'll fucking have to give it to Julian or something. Somebody sent me a personal message going, please don't do meth. I'm like, I'm a former like, I do not do it. I was like, okay. We have to. Oh, it's just once. I won't let you get hooked. I reckon just once. And then you watch how fast your concrete will go. Yeah. Oh, dude, that'll be. I'd love to be typing and doing concrete at the same time. With the levers, putting it in the trucks with the levers. That's exactly how I would call them. You can go now. Next job. You can go now. Pull another lever. I would watch that. That's exactly how it works. That's how I picture you working. He lets the concrete out. He pulls the lever and it opens up and it pulls into the truck. And then the truck drives away. He closes the lever and then waits for another truck. You need to go to 12 Oxlade Street. Don't want two liters. Don't want two liters of concrete. And he's typing the invoices with his left hand and pulling the lever. And he's got his phone connected while he's doing that. Man, there is some like concrete batches who could probably do that. They're that good. Anyway, that's fucking questions, everyone. And now it is time for the prank fucking call. And we have decided this week because it's right now. It's a public holiday because the fucking queen's dead. Okay. Everyone's real sad about it. So they said, oh, let's not work today. And they shut everything. I saw there's still some shops open. Okay. So that's what we're banking on. The wrappers. So we're going to call McDonald's. And we're going to ask him if they still throw their fucking weird little parties. And I'm fine. That's it. I'm fine. He wants to know if they can bring their family pig there to the children's party. And his reasoning will be, well, why do you, why do the McDonald's from where I'm from allow the pigs then? Okay. All right. Where's he from? I don't have no idea. Literally have no idea. I think his mother is. He's lost his mother. His arm. No, his mother is arm. Mother is just an arm. Sorry. All right. So Arnold's going to just say, you must bring pigs. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's just going to say, like, this is ridiculous. You're a restaurant. How can you not allow pigs? Because they sell pigs there too, right? They have bacon. And they're trying to relate the same thing. Like, you sell it. Yeah. Like the same thing. They have dead pig there. They want a live pig. The same thing. Maybe I come on. Hello. My name Arnold. Fine. Do you have party room for kid party? We no longer do the party room. Why not? Why you do not? Why you do not do that anymore? So we like, we don't like host the kid parties, but like, but the party room is like you can hire them still. Okay. Okay. That's good for me. I have my son. He turned maybe seven, maybe eight year old in three week. He love McDonald's. He always cry, I'm hungry. Let's go McDonald's. So I say to him, we have party at McDonald's. McDonald's for birthday. Yeah. So did you want to like hire out the party? Yes. Yes. Yes. I want to hire party room for maybe, maybe three, three hour. Yes. You need one quick moment. Sorry. Okay. Okay. I wait. I do. My son. Clal. Clalosh. Yeah. So what day did you want to hire it out? Sorry. Okay. Let me have look the calendar. So his birthday, I think 12 or 13 October. So let's say 16 October. 16 October. For me, my wife, she's sick. She's quite sick, but she come and my two son, Clalosh and Borlun. And he bring maybe two friends. So maybe six sex people in total. Yeah, that's fine. And we also have a family pic and we bring with us, but the pic, it's like a dog. You won't even notice the pic. It behave just like a dog. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. We have a family pic. An animal, a family pic that lives with family. She sleep in bed with me and my sick wife. It behave just like a dog. The same thing. In fact, same thing as dog. So we bring the pic with us to party, but we don't feed it McDonald's or nothing. So it'll just stay in the corner. I tie it up so it doesn't flick around and you won't even see it. Yeah. Just so you know that we actually aren't allowed to have any animals in the restaurant except the service animal. Don't you surf animal on your foot? Yeah, but we don't like. Okay. So what difference if animal dead on burger or animal living, making my sick wife happy? Yeah. So it has like, it's actually like by law. So like the only animal to our lab inside of buildings are only the service animal. Okay. So my pic surface animal. Okay. I say pic surface animal. I come in with pic. Sorry. What was that? I'm just having trouble hearing you. My pic is also service animal. You understand? You write that down. Maybe write that down pic service animal. That still won't be allowed in our restaurant at all. Sorry. You say service animal allowed in. You just say that. Service animals are allowed but not circus animal. Circus animal to pic. It's not a circus animal. It's a family pic. It's like you and me. It is sit at dinner table. It's a sleeping bird. It have a barked with my sick wife. Same thing as a human. Yeah. I'm so sorry. But it is only about the animals in the restaurant. See what you're doing. You try poison my family. A snack. How come you not let the pic come true? But you have a beckon. Oh. Oh my. Oh my. Oh. Oh dude. Clal was fucking good. What was the other name? Bottle or something. You have a kid called Clal. Anyway, that's that pretty cool. Thank you. Fucking Arnold. As I said, I'd watch a documentary. A nine hour documentary. That was just in. What if we took Arnold to like Australia Zoo and had him shot there? No. I want to see Arnold actually touching the animals. Oh yeah. We should have taken him to the echo. All right. Put him into this kind of animals. Anyway. Brainstorm. Oh dude. That's a funny video. Imagine trying to enter a pig into the pig cot show. And it's just you dressed as a pig. Well, yeah, I guess. But you'd have to do like paperwork. Exactly. We do all the paperwork and everything. Okay. What if they get there and it's like. We check in. No, yeah. They laugh and they go. Cool. And then we say that I identify as a pig. Yeah. So they legally have to allow it. Anyway, I think that is the end of episode number 32. We hope you enjoyed it. Don't forget to like comment, subscribe, give us five star review and do everything that we say blindly. Don't even think just do because we are the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. 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