 Hello, everyone, and welcome to the episode. It's this one. Yeah, let's dispel the rumors immediately. This is not a recording that was done before, like, like brand new or anything. OK, we were unable to see it with this group, this crew immediately. And so instead we had to fumble it all around to different people seen at different times. And now we cut to the chase. Four of us have seen it. Metal has not, right? How did that happen? So this will be a little bit different. As I said, four of us know what's going to happen. And for those of you, you know, that my video has been seen by many people, including four of the people here. Yeah, I'm not allowed. It's so weird because that means that the conversation about this episode is advanced so much further that Bell's like, I see what happens. Yes, I think it's all like a clip, maybe, or a picture. And I forgot about it, right? It was like a week ago. Well, this is going to be a fascinating one because you're right. We are going to be watching this in the context of all of the conversations that have been had about this episode and the time since it came out. I guess we'll have to take it piece by piece and comment as we go. But this is going to be a bit rocky for Metal, I'd imagine, because four of us are going to want to jump around more than likely. Well, why did it be worthwhile before we start to just remind everybody about what happened at the end of episode four? Like where we're at? Yes, the best character rankings got dramatically shifted. I don't know if it was dramatically shifted or if it was no. I think it's a matter of shift. Who Yang was winning and then it's not the Bayland is incredibly interesting. He is just mildly interesting, which is mildly. Well above, far and beyond our main cast. There was this whole blob of characters that he just went rocketed up. It's like, well, what did you do for him? It's like, oh, he said he's he's got an interest in something. Oh, it looks and vague platitudes about nothing. Is vastly more interesting than anything else the show has to offer. He said, come with me and I won't kill you. And he he he did what he said. Yeah. Yeah, that was pretty crazy. Yeah, remember how Edgy Dark Souls lightsaber man was fucking like Green Mist? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that happened. We thought that he was going to matter. It was a matter of matter, but he was just there to die and turn into Green Mist. He was a witch's plan. It was very good at that, though. Oh, and we had we had three lightsaber battles in that episode because there was a soccer versus him and then Sabine fighting Shin and then good old a soccer versus Balan. So many lightsaber battles in that episode. And the robot assault matter was punching. Oh, yeah, that's right. Who yang had a fight with the robot? That was weird. Yeah, that was really good. And it looks bad that between robots. I was very invested. So mental predictions. I mean, I already know that one of my predictions from earlier is coming true. Oh, can I make a prediction? No, you're going to fail to stop the hyperspace ring and it fucks off and they're still there. So they have to use the space whale to get to Thrawn and use like force manipulation to use one of the space whales to get there. Yeah, I think you're on that. Yes, it is, which made me very giddy when I heard that. Yes, because I finally did it. I finally have one of those. You were remarkably accurate, Meadow. It was like one to one. Absolutely. It's perfect. It's almost scary. They look like a craft squid. You got all those tentacles flippin behind him and they're flying through the air. I've seen the wombo clip with Anakin Invader. So that's the greatest. I can't even. I'm shaking. I should say, because there are people who might be subscribed to Mola that aren't subscribed to Mola and so I don't even know what we're talking about necessarily. But basically, like I saw the episode got so annoyed, made a mainline YouTube video out of it and then I pissed off a whole bunch of people to the point of one of them trying to false flag my whole channel. Oh, yeah, that's an adventure. Yeah, one of your fans was like, we can't get about copyright. We'll have to get about hateful content. It's so pathetic. And it all came from being a little bit sour on the state of Star Wars. And this episode will allow us to explore that very. I know, I suppose. I heard it's a key Django extra. Vaganza, Vaganza. So I hope so. To me, what else are we going to get from Star Wars? We get the characters or something. Get the worlds, I mean worlds. And they're going to probably show us all these people. And they're like, look at this window. There is Glapshiddo 1. I can't wait for Glapshiddo 7. Glapshiddo 1. I'm afraid there's no Tony Gilroy in this. Why does he call it Snips, by the way? Because she was snippy. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Snips, snips. All right, anyway. Fantastic. Whoa, let go, monsters. I remember when I just dropped this. I don't think, did we talk about it probably in episode four of like, how, wait, what? Since when was it her and Addigan's legacy death and destruction? Who decided that was the case? It's like how she uses the force to stop her sword and not on him to push him away. He did it with Alice. She like picked her up and threw her against the rock. Like 30 seconds before that, or something. Yeah, I'm so curious if the show is going to harshly judge Sabine for this choice or not. Absolutely not. Nope, nope. She did for Foringun. And it would be so funny if you did a little look, a little lean over the cliff, bailing like, did she, is she dead? Is he? Okay. I don't know. Is it a little peek? The smart man thing and he destroyed the map. What can you tell me? Oh, remember this. Good job, Heron. Let's go, let's go, kiddo. We got a shoehorn, Jason, into this somehow. And also that guy. I can't believe it. Whoa. Oh, no, their deaths are on your hands. Oh, yeah, nobody will forget about them. Nobody will think about them. It's fine. They didn't have names. No one gave a shit. Wait a second. You left the planet with five X-wings, and now there's only three. Oh, so funny too, because from this preview, the most anticipated a Soaker episode, I still want us to be very aware of just how much fucking time gets wasted. Oh, yeah. It's filler century. It's unbelievable. They have this plastic face. It looks awful, but imagine that it's, you know, just imagine that it is actually good. You know what it is, all right? Just imagine it's good. I want to remind everybody, people will like, yeah, he looks like you, you know, like coping on the look of Luke, but everyone agrees now he looks like piss. And then everyone was coping on the look of him in Boba Fett. And in retrospect, it's like, no, he looks robotic and weird and skin-walkery. And now everybody's been like, oh, Anakin, you know what? It's OK. He looks enough like Anakin. It's fine. It's fine. And it's like, you won't think it's fine. How many times are we going to have to do this? Every time. We're going to do a lot of things when it comes to Star Wars. Well, yeah, it starts to make me think that Star Wars is the most, it had the most to milk out of it. This cow was huge, wasn't it? It was this fat cow. I see we're starting, starting early with the time wasting. Very exciting. No, it's important. Yeah, by the way, everyone who's listening to this video right now, we've been talking over the nothing. Well, look, we're going to this place that we just saw. There's so much of the show that's just long pans. A lot of shows just get going. Everything on a wide angle, you know? I have a question. I think they really wanted to cover their tracks. Why didn't they just like bombard this site with blasters and bombs and shit? I mean, yeah, they have to take and eradicate it. Whatever they are, they would have taken those two halves, by the way. I mean, why would you leave them? I wonder if you closely look at these cogs in there if there's even more line up with how they spun it. Sure, I don't know about that. Yeah, pick it. Oh, look, another gun that doesn't have any fucking sights on it. It just doesn't look like a general. No, she looks like a pilot. Dude, she looks like a die facing. She looks like she came right off a shelf. Yeah, it is. Yeah, out of a glass box. She looks like this is how she looks the first time we meet her. And now she's a general. She looks like a hot toy. Her figurine doesn't look worn at all. You brought your child to the dangerous planet, please. You know, absolutely fucking not. Stay on the ship. I like yeah, I like that he comes out of the ship to say, is it safe? Bob, good shots in the face. All right. Yeah, come out, whatever. There was like a battle and a mysterious whatever and Thrawn Minions. Two men died. Yeah, they died and they screamed in agony as they plunged into the depths of the planet. The Hera goes out there to be like, let me make sure it's safe. It's like, yes, you person with blaster. That's all you have. You worry that there may be Sith out here, but it's fine. Yeah, like, what does she have on her, you know, doesn't need it. Like, what's the plan? She's a pilot bringing Washington. No, go back in the ship. Hide behind the chopper. Yes, hide behind the tiny droid. I didn't see all of it when you landed. Like, you can see the time is whittling away. You would have scatted it, right? Yes, worth saying nothing has happened yet still. Who Yang, he's got over here. He does remember didn't seem to get thrown into a tree and knock the helmet off. Yeah, she didn't grab it back because who would really care about a helmet of breaking the helmet. They just just like get that shit. The fuck because they can't feasibly repair it, right? She needs like a best guy Smith to do that. They're going to have to get it off instead of breaking it. One thing I will compliment the show on is it's minor, but I like the way that who Yang moves. Yeah, it's very little bit of roboticism. I mentioned it back in episode one, one of the assassin droids, the way he moved was cool. I like the they seem to nail robotic movements. Good job. Yeah, nice. That's true. And the droids in the show, yeah, they look really, they know the robotic movements as well. Five minutes. Yeah, I was going to say that's five minutes on. I've grown to hate the Ahsoka logo as well. I don't warrior. That's a good game. Lo Wang is in here. So bland. I want to play shadow. Oh, here we go. Yeah. Oh, my God. I hate this already. Let's go. Oh, master. Are we in a real place? It's just no mystic, by the way. You look the same. You look old. There's no foundational information about Eddie. What's happening here? No, he looks different because you remember him as something different as Darth Vader, right? She folded her arms. Look great line of dialogue. That was you look old. Well, that happens. Well, that happens. Her life is hanging in the balance right now. Is it the Olympian MPC? Wait, so she's physically here. This isn't she's physically. This is a great question. I guess a good question for another time. So is so she was she has to be here because she'd be in the ocean drowning, right? He got pushed off the cliff. It's one or the other, right? Nobody fucking knows the answer to this question. I'm not memeing around. I don't know. I don't I don't know how to judge what's happening here. To get away with. I don't know. I think the implication is supposed to be that like she needs to continue on. She needs to gain the fire and the courage to push forward to fight for because right now she is dying. She's in a dying state. And I've seen people who like this episode refer to this as Anakin saves her. Who is this? Who is this Anakin? Who is he? Is he like an operation of her mind? Is he from a different point in time? Is it an amalgamation of different points in time? Like, I don't know what he is. Can't be like, well, the force ghost idea kind of goes out the window because he's not got any kind of effects on him. I think that if we don't see him look like a force ghost, then he isn't one. I think that was an invalid answer. I won't fight you. I've heard that before. So the lesson is you have to fight your friends. The lesson is live or die rags. How fucking hard is it to understand? Oh, look, but no, lightsaber fight. I'm sorry. She don't get to live if you don't fight. Simple as that. But she says I won't fight my friends. So the lesson is that you have to fight your friends to live. You have to be willing to fight your friends to live. Welcome to the speculation of this episode. What is Anakin teaching here? Oh, look at this choreography. It's so good. To be fair, Hayden Christensen mostly slips right in, like in terms of flowing it. It's something I brought up, I think, on Open Baba. The way he moves, because he was trained by professional, like hyper-professionals, is that the blade is an extension of his arm while Ahsoka's clearly holding it like it's an annoying stick that she's got to hold. I think you never stop doing these. There's a couple of shots. It's just for fun, right? Ahsoka's an annoying stick. It's the one redeeming fact about this episode is getting to see Hayden have some fun with the role. Oh, my God, the holster, the gun's buckled in, so it doesn't just fall out whenever you move. Is this a Star Wars first? Oh, my God, some tiny piece of niceness in this mad world. So are you annoyed that two of your people died? Are you chill? No, that's all right, that's okay. It's fine, don't worry about it. I'm not gonna give you shit about them. I'm just asking. Oh, look. Senator Ogana says she can only give us cover for so long. Well, we're not going anywhere until I know exactly what happened here. Leia's covering for them. But why? They've done something wrong. Why would Leia cover for them? Are you too old to be a fighter pilot? Wait, you're telling me Leia is covering for them? Yeah, Leia's covering for them. I wasn't telling Luke that they're on the mission. So Leia knows. Is it way we talking about Baal Ogana? How could he bail? He's dead. Yeah, Baal's dead. I don't know, because he didn't, because he went into a world between worlds where all the politicians go when they always die. That's entirely plausible as a thing at this point, because people don't ever want to visit the place where all the politicians go. John F. Kennedy is in the world between worlds. He had to fight someone with a sword, but he lost. They say that Leia has covered for them because we as the audience know that this mission is important, and so we would know that Leia being awesome and cool and infallible would have, of course, support them, but Leia wouldn't have the information to support them. That's why I don't like that at all. What are we listening for? Don't you hear it? If she hadn't brought this kid, then they wouldn't have been able to find a soaker. Nope. Because the kid's like magic, he's forced and he's... There's so much shit that happens all at once. She hears it. She hears them through the force. She hears the will between worlds. That's right. Boy, so she's force sensitive? I don't know. Or is it a physical... Are they down there in the water? They seem to be running with the TLA thing of... Well, I'm so fucking confused. Is it a secret garden city they're fighting in? Jason heard them fighting Anakin and a soaker in the will between worlds because this is where she fell off the cliff. Why can't she do it too? You're saying this like it doesn't make sense. It doesn't, buddy. I hate it. And then she starts to hear it. And it's like, what the fuck is happening? And then we spend 50 minutes. Guys, do you remember the theme? Listening to the lightsaber music. They have no leads until... Isn't it fucking weird that she fucked a human and that's what happened? Yeah, I think we talked about that. Like, he's just a human with greenish hair. That's just... I don't even want to think about it. The kid doesn't even have green skin or two little things coming out of his back. The fact that it's possible. That's weird, isn't it? It implies some evolutionary shenanigans have been occurring. Imagine the report for this mission. We kind of listened to the waves and there were lightsabers that we scanned again and then we found them. His father, Canaan Jarrus, was a Jedi. Jedi, that's what he's got, the ability. Like that reaction, he's like, okay, whatever. Yeah, I know. I'm there with you, man. This is the whole life of these people. Pretty good joke. Oh yeah, just leave your kid there. Chopper is here, it's fine. Don't worry about it. I'm sure there are no bad people here. I'm sure there's nothing. You'll be fine. She would just get shot right in the back. Look, his signature move. I feel like in a lightsaber battle, I would always not want to punch or kick the other person. Yeah. Yeah, they could just like I'm just like your game cell and you kick right through it. How do you do that? Oh, you can do that. I guess that's something you can do. Also, like I haven't taught you any everything yet. Cuts of the fucking Rainbow Bridge, they're standing on, what do you mean? Oh, OK, then. That's something you can do. It's a halo bridge. That's not going to show that one on Balon next time they fight. Oh, my God, she fell into a thick cloud. Oh, God, I think the scene is going to happen soon. Oh, my God, he's younger. So go like a lot of clapped when I saw it. It's a clone. Oh, oh, look, it's a clone. They're running. Oh, my God, we are very much in the era. We got to pull from the prequels. He's got the big gun from Battlefront to and everything. Look, look at him run. I don't know where we are. I think that was someone to tell me. Yeah, I don't know where we are yet. I don't know what era this is. I don't know what's happening. Hopefully she can wait. So they're here. Yeah, it's not just. Oh, she's tiny. What? Oh, my goodness gracious. Here it is. This is the clone. Oh, really? Is it? Really? You don't say. I like how they're using the smoke to hide that they're on the stage. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's the only fucking reason this is happening. They try to imply like it's some kind of memorytism thing. It's like you can make any visual you want. It's the world between worlds. Like surely even like Clone Wars being the Clone Wars, you don't want to actually send out a young Jedi in a scenario like this. Well, so this is the interesting thing that this did that the cartoon didn't, which was it made me realize just how insane it is that she's even here. Yeah, like she's in charge. Yeah, she's a commander. She has like a squad. It's like maybe maybe she needs a bit more time. Clones to be like commander. All these people are dying, right? And we need an actual kid. We need Jedi to direct her. Well, that's the ongoing criticism of whether or not it was intentional in George Lucas's part to be like, that's how the Jedi were falling apart because they were taking charge of things they didn't understand, you know? It's like, was that right? That's what he was trying to say and do or was it not? George Lucas presenting them intentionally is incompetent. I don't know about that. Or power thirsty, you know, like and being like, we decide what should and shouldn't happen. Because there's lots of good stories to tell in that way. But I don't know if that was what he was going for in the three prequels. I think that's interesting, but I think that's dope. Didn't it clones who are like medics? Surely they did, right? Well, the engineers, they can just put down little back to tanks and ammo canisters. Yeah. Oh, hello, what's this? Thank you, child commander. Are clones like people? No, we're not. No, I mean, because of the clones, they're just people. Okay, they're people. Something that got explored in the cartoon. And that's the other problem is that inhibitor chips. I feel like a lot of the people who watch this who've seen the movies must be like, Space is covered, so we don't have to do the CGI of his face. Yes, sir. Be in a, yeah. Like this is as much a retcon to anyone who's only seen the movies as it. Like, imagine the cartoons didn't exist. The two animated shows. Oh, that's easy. This is, well, that's the thing. It's like, this is insane. Where the hell did this happen? It's weird. It's a show that's simultaneously close by with being like, yeah, but this is, you know, a follow up to 11 seasons of television. But at the same time, it's obviously made for people who didn't watch 11 seasons of television. So that's the crazy thing. It's apparently Dave Filoni is quoted saying that you don't need to see them to understand this show. And it's like, bro, so much context is needed. Anakin has an apprentice? What the fuck? Well, the thing is, if Mandalorian Season 3 is any point of reference, if we watch the shows fully and all of them, we just find more breaks and continuity. Oh, absolutely. We find more contradictions in character. That's apparently what I've been hearing for this anyway, is the things that have been fucked up between in terms of their relationship, the lessons that she's learned. Apparently she's learned all of these lessons before. Sure. Half the clone was getting assigned to character trait for an arc so she can learn a lesson about it, so. This is meant to be adult Ahsoka in the world between worlds, right? This isn't like her watching from like an omnipotent point of view, a conversation that they actually had. This is her perspective. Well, everything's smoky as well, right? So that's why she went, this is the Clone Wars. What are we doing here? Like, she's like, in my own memory, why have we been put into the Clone Wars? We have to presume that what? Like, nearly 50-year-old Ahsoka has never thought about these things before. This is why it doesn't work, yeah. You could have presented this as a flashback and that could work. But this is supposed to be Ahsoka adult talking to Anakin, you know, in whatever this is. But also reliving a memory. How can you joke at a time like this? What would you prefer? Keeps away the PTSD. Yay. Yay. What do you want? Call away PTSD. You want me to be more serious. I'd prefer it. You want me to turn into Darth Vader now in front of the screen? I'll do it. I'll do it. Give me a sec, I'll do it. Give me a reason. Just give me a reason. Man, I want to get to all that artillery. What if I want to stop fighting? And yeah, what is it a grasp here other than she wants to stop fighting because she doesn't want to cause anyone to suffer anymore? But it's like, oh, but. Where was any of that when she was lunging into battle for the first time this season? This came out of nowhere. I love these military tactics. They're really good. Yeah, but kind of magical. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, my God. It's Darth Vader. He's Darth Vader. Oh, wow. Oh, Star Wars. Did you know that Anakin Skywalker is Darth Vader? What? Did you notice that when there was nobody around, when his lightsaber was red? What? Now we're back to the bullshit again. The Soak is in there by the way. She's in there. She's in the water! How did you get to the wall every time into the rocks? That'd be real awkward, wouldn't it? She wakes up with spinal-like injuries. I learned all my lessons. I can't move. My legs. I left the cliffside and now they're all just searching the ocean. Yeah. General, how many more times are we gonna make this circuit? Oh, this is so stupid. And like I said, the report for this would be absolutely insane. Hera would be fired five times over. I mean, two men died. Yeah. You have two of your friends died. She'd be caught, Marshall. She'd go through a shit ton of... Oh yeah, she'd be in so much trouble. It's like, what the fuck were you doing with all of our resources? That's why I really find it annoying that they said Leia's protecting her. It's like, that's bullshit. I don't want me to really... I have a hard time believing they have to be that close to the water to just scan the area with their ship. I know it's a bit absurd. Wait. Soon we'll... What? Sabine and Ahsoka seem lost and Sin will be stranded out here. Soon we'll be stranded out here. I feel like we need to remember that she said that. Well, that's right, because all the signal, right, is... and the entire system was blocked somehow. Oh yeah. What if the robot was just like, oh, because this is an unauthorized mission. My Jedi programming fucking prevents me from carrying it out, because this is a literal unauthorized mission. Mm-hmm. It's the worst of both worlds for her. She didn't show up as soon as she should have. She brought people that she shouldn't have brought in. She got people killed. That should be Hera's arc, because Ahsoka's like, ooh, what if I do... If I lead people, they'll die and that makes me sad. And Hera, like, literally did that. That's literally what Hera did. And we're not even addressing that. And those were like... People, lives, who did this for her? People, and they're Republic guys. They're New Republic guys. No, they didn't do that for the Republic. They did that for her. That's because she's so amazing. Which, by the way, when did Leia become part of the resistance instead of the New Republic government? When did that happen? Blitz off. Anakin was intense, that's all. Late to years, because the Republic was lame and red tapy or something. I remember reading something in some book. I don't want to get into that. The idea that this is going to connect to the sequels one day is so funny. They're going to ignore it, like, try and dance around as much as possible. Maybe those senators were right. They got us out here chasing ghosts. She said maybe the senators were right and I'm out here chasing ghosts. That's not at all the issue. You were chasing something real, but you did it recklessly. It was very real. You kneeling died because of how real it was. Why is she saying that's chasing ghosts? That doesn't make any sense. Hey, remember how I said all the giants could like the space past you? Like, if she's talking about hearing lightsabers, that's fair enough. But that's not why you were here. Remember how I said like a minute ago that I don't believe they have to... Oh, man, the lore. Wait, how come their best car isn't stopping the lightsaber? It's shitty best car. Oh, man, the lore. That's stupid. Unironically, Rex, that's the code. That's so stupid. I always say that this is a blend of durasteel and best car. It's lower quality. We'll secure the perimeter. Come on, come on, let's go. Rex! It's Rex. It's Rex. Pistols. Look it in. Oh, my God, it's Rex. I hope they don't get hit by one of those stray. Oh, my God, they're so close to you. The enemy shots are so close to you. By the way, seeing as we're at the Siege of Mandalore, these people should all be at Coruscant. Ahsoka took them from Coruscant to come and do this. You did the arm thing as a child. Don't get your lightsabers out. Look at how fast the enemy shots. Oh, my God. Those lades are going right by it. They're so close. Get behind something. Oh, my God, look at him. This is a battlefield. He's so Anakin-y. This was the Siege of Mandalore. We had parted ways by now. Which that is just absolute confirmation that this is all dreams and bullshit. Mm-hmm. But the fact that he can't remember it is like, oh, so I guess he's not a figment of her imagination. What is he? What is he? Who are you? Why are you? Look, you can see Mandalore's buildings all around, the floating prison buildings. Why did you say that? By the way, the first time I was watching this. You were part of a legacy. I said she's going to say a legacy of death and I fucking nailed it. But my part of that legacy is one of death. That's so fucking predictable. Is your legacy a legacy of death? You are more Anakin, more powerful and dangerous than anyone realized. You faded, bro, right in front of me. You faded. He turned into Vader. But you also are good. But you know he's good, though, right? Because you know in the end, he turned good. Why aren't you appealing to Anakin as an apparition and saying you turned good in the end? I gave you a choice. What is happening? Live. Little die. It's red. Red light, say it means he's evil. It's red. Oh, he looks evil. He pulled off Vader eyes. Oh, God, he's invader-ing again. Kind of. This is like a half-vader. Incorrect. He said incorrect. He said incorrect. He said it said nothing. Incorrect. See, that was so creepy. Like, what are we doing, man? Yeah, what is this going to save me in the end? I'm in the ocean as far as I know right now. Were the clone troopers going to see us? No, they're gone now. Oh, is he one? Use your other hand with the lightsaber in it too late. No, too late. Wee. Oh, bye. Why did your lightsaber not happen? Now she's adult again. The world between worlds. Oh, yeah. We just realized all of a sudden you're under. Oh, my God. Oh, Vader again. Did you guys know that Anakin Skywalker is out? It's her Darth Vader. He's bad. That was the best shot in the history of Star Wars, I think. Wow. You guys know that Anakin was a good man and then was a bad man? Well, he was a bad man the whole time there because he had the red lightsaber. If it was blue and black red and black blue. And this is really meaningful. And he went nowhere. Why would he dodge your kick instead of fucking cutting her leg off? Could you see, by the way, how awkward she looks compared to him? Yeah. Time to die. Go, Hayden. Kill her. I wish. Oh, there she went. There you go. What the fuck was that? Nobody knows what that was. Something weird happened off screen. I had to hide it. I had to hide it. I had to hide it because he would have had to give up his lightsaber. What would have made it she executed him? Who is he? Yeah. I don't know. Look at her eyes. I've seen people say, what an epic moment for a character that she spared him. It's like, spared what? Look at the eyes. He's very evil, girl. No, they're trying to. Oh my god, and his eyes have become less evil, gradually. Wait, wait. Well, the lesson is that the lesson is that she chooses to live. Yeah. Can you follow that, Rags? Jeez. Yeah, but now it looks like she taught him a lesson. He's really good now. Hey, normal eyes. She saved him. I'm glad that I didn't kill you. Whatever you are. There you go. Lesson complete. No, no, no, no. I was reefed in the water. Half the episode, by the way. Half the episode. That's insane, isn't it? Nobody who was talking about the show on Twitter was talking about how amazing, like, the next 10 minutes were. Or even the space whales. It was all this. How can, like, such a small part of the total episode that you think is amazing, even if we granted it was, how does it make it, like, a 9.5 out of 10? Well, let's be honest. Of the first half, this was what, like, 10%? 15 at best? Maybe 15 minutes total in this world between worlds. Crazy stuff. And then if you cut it down to just the actual exchanges of dialogue, we're talking, like, five sentences. Yeah, not all of this. See, that was actually just a much better shot than the Vader thing. Yeah, that was kind of neat. That's a better one, for sure. She's in the water now. No, but she just teleported here, so she's on a pretty good, she's got, like, two minutes of gas. It's fine. What happened to the water in the place where she teleported to, though? Did it go somewhere else? Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Just somewhere else. The implication, of course, is that she's been here the whole time. The whole time. You don't want to think about that, do you? No. She's dead, unless she can breathe water. You wanted to be like, how did you survive? And she's like a force bubble moved away around me. Why wouldn't you be here at the top of the cliff? And also, what about the timing? Is the timing meant to be that she woke up around about when they grabbed her? You don't have any gear? You're any, like, breathing apparatus or anything? You just jumped in and scum. I wouldn't come prepared for scuba diving, probably, but, you know... So how was that set? You know what? That was fine. How much longer do we want to spend on this? The episode is basically over, but we'll keep going. We got plot to advance. Yeah, but, like, the plot we have to advance is so much quicker than what they show. Okay. You're a guest. I hope no one comes over for you. You're out here overnight, kid. God. He's just fucking sitting here. Yay, they're coming back. Whee. Whee. They're just left in there, man. Whee. Of course. No problem. He's, like, really cold. It's okay, because chopper lit the fire. I'm hungry. He hasn't eaten anything in hours. I'm gonna have to eat you, chopper. To survive. Hera's looking for an award at this, right, Jesus? I just like how I have still no idea how that even saved her or what the fuck the point was. Ahsoka is bald. The makeup looks kinda weird without the headband. Yeah, the transition. Is that skin or is it, like, Oh. Is it all these things where I don't know that they would be, like, fade from skin to men? Does it, like, include her bulbous brain? Is it in there too? Maybe they're, like, air sacs. I don't know if there's much going on in her brain. It's the way that it connects at the forehead. It's just strange and also looks like there's visual effects too. Probably is. Looks like there's some, like, some CG goo on there. Airbrush kinda thing going on. Why do you call her Lady Tano? Lady of what? The water. Lady of women. Sabine just calling her a soca instead of how long is the rotation? after Lady Tano. And again, as Hu Yang pointed out, if Hera hadn't brought her child into a potential, like, war zone, wow, not even potential, it was. They nearly died. If she hadn't brought him, they would not have found a soca. By the way, that's the first thought in the whole episode which she had about Sabine. All unauthorized, of course. And Sabine. Yeah. Isn't that fucking crazy? I know. We're supposed to believe, according to a lot of interpretation, from Star Wars fans, that all of that stuff with Anakin was about Sabine. It was about training her. It was about becoming a master. I feel like it had nothing to do with that, really. It's such a cope. It doesn't give a fuck about Sabine. Oh, because based on all of the information that's available to her, the only real conclusion is that Sabine is either dead or often another galaxy being held captive. You'll be here for another day. Our return to you now was a fucking lie. Well, the fucking radar in this robot can run around in circles. It was only said here for another day. They didn't send a message or anything while they were gone. Can we do like an important thing? There is a big trouble. I just... I owe you my thanks. I heard you're fighting. What the hell is the dialogue? Like, yeah, you can be happy so two men died for you coming here, by the way. Yeah. She's wearing a towel, by the way. That's what you're writing with. Yeah, that's how you wear a towel. Yeah. How do you wear a towel? I mean, I don't tend to wear my towel, you know. What? Long-term? A Jedi? Shut the fuck up. Why does Jace have, like, armor on his shoulders? I mean, Mandalorian. Mandalorian trinkets. No one dresses normal. It's just ridiculous to me that nobody... you never would have known to people died last episode. The galaxy is in peril. They've gone off to another galaxy to find you brought. We're all just having a goof. It's a fun night. Rank insignia is the five side of a D6. It's so silly. Yeah. It doesn't look very good. It looks very stuck on. It's like a Lego. Right. I guess now we're getting an explicit explanation for what Ahsoka was doing in episode two, Force past, like, reading. Yes. Force Batman detective mode. Yes. It's like Force Eagle vision. It can't stop adding these things. They destroyed it. They have any more good video game references. She's watching the scene back. It's silver. It's cast into the fire. Destroy it. What else is it? I was there three hours ago. It is funny that they're replaying this. Like, we saw this last week. Here. Yeah. It's last episode. It wasn't two seasons ago. We've got to pad this somehow, dude. We've been padding so much. Dude, eight episodes is not long, especially when some of your episodes are less than 40 minutes long. It is not long for a season of television. How can you not tell it? Do it. Do it. Remember, Chernobyl was only five episodes. And I mean, you know, like a lot of the kind of dramas you'd see on like HBO and stuff that, you know, 13, 10, 9, or like Chernobyl 5. It's taken so fucking long to... All they needed to do was cut to this. Yeah. And she's alive. Yes. I mean, you don't really know that, but... At least she was when she left Seitos. Oh, there you go. You don't look too happy about that. Well, it's cause, hmm, does she know something? I mean, remember, they invented force healing in our Nando episode 7 ahead of the rise of Skywalker to try and get ahead of it. It's a fleet. They're on their way. Well, they're a little late. I don't think they're coming to help. So, we've just established the fleet are coming to pick her up, but they refuse to come under the suspicion that Throne was being assisted by the Empire. They will come to pick her up, but they will not come when they think there's an army of backers. When it's rusted before the general says that she was attacked by Empire loyalists who are looking for throne. When you bring someone into the hospital with a lightsaber wound. Yeah. Oh well. And again, if this is sent off to Mando Season 3, which I'm pretty sure it is, you found out that Moff Gideon had an entire secret base on Mandalore filled with Beskar stormtroopers and force clones who was communicating with like a shadow council of the Empire. They're obviously active. There must be a fountain of information in that base, right? I imagine that Dave Filoni would say, yeah, but it blew up. What the fuck are you talking about? It blew up. Remember? The Star Destroyer blew up. All of it. Yeah, it's all gone. Look at this. Nice whales up there. Oh, sorry. Have you noticed how long it's been since there's been any dialogue? It's been a while. It's been since anything's happened. Crafty and horror creatures. This guy. How long are we going to hold on this shot? Imagine how fucking boring it is to watch this show on your own. Oh, here. Oh, I don't have to imagine. It's really fucking boring. And then imagine re-watching it on your own. Do you have evidence of Imperial Remnant activity or of Grand Admiral Throne's return? Come on. Get out of the show. Go back to Handel. Technically, there's all the evidence that we should have presented earlier. You have food dead pilots from a massive hyperspace ring. Yes. We discovered a massive hyperspace ring through which secret Imperial Remnant guys were funneling Super Star Destroyer hyperdives. We got confirmed from Morgan L's birth exactly what emotives are to find Throne. We know the map led there. They've destroyed the map to cover their tracks. We have so much evidence. There's at least three different Sith who are here. Yeah. We actually have a lot of evidence. Oh, they are the people that they fought in the forest. The assassination attempt on Sabine. The fact that, again, Hera was attacked by Empire Loyalists who were still in the hyperspace engine. Yeah, from the Super Star Destroyers and put them on the ring that we saw. They're not talking about any of this. It's like it never happened. And no real people, none of them are. Two men died. We're all just getting to Ezra and Throne. That's the whole part of this whole season. It seems like the reason why is because they didn't want to deal with bureaucracy or broader militaries getting involved. They wanted their little adventure. Even though it's not a little adventure. It's a big adventure. When they started out, it's like the resistance pocket they're trying to find and it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, the Republic are in fucking force. What do you mean? It's just weird. The whole tenure of John Favreau Dave Filoni over this era of Star Wars has been isn't the New Republic incredibly incompetent, which is a weird angle to go with when this is the government that formed after they destroyed the Empire, that these guys are like hyper incompetent. Maybe Luke Lair and Hunter done a better job. But as we know, they've failed miserably. Yeah, none of them can be a part of this story, even though they would be because this is the height of Luke Skywalker. It's okay. Lair got to mention is covering for them. How long are we going to spend looking at these fucking whales? All of it. Yeah, I get it. They're big CG whales. I saw them before. Yep. I'm looking at them. Yeah, they're right there. Oh, my God. It's weird to do the majestic angle when we did the action scene in episode three. Like, you know, flying through them. It was like, whoa. But now we're like, yeah. Look at how majestic these critters are. I'm just curious how they exactly plan to do this. I'm curious. Oh, there's a really big one. Oh, he's a drunker. He ate all the other whales. I think that is one of the larger ones. Yeah, you think? Why do you think it's one of the larger ones? What gave it away? Come on, Theo. What other dialogue can we have? My Jedi programming tells me that the larger homes are the bigger they typically are. Don't pretend like you know what you're doing. She admits she doesn't know what she's doing. She gets on her space suit and she draws her lightsabers again. Then when the whales get out of lightsaber, they duel. I guess just wind up here when you're in this. Oh, she's wearing white now. I mean, a soak of the white. Yeah, a soak of the white. Oh, my God. It's so cringe. Yeah. She strayed beyond thought and time. It's so stupid. How do you think you've heard this? How? Well, she fell off a cliff. Four soaks on a cliff. Can you breathe up here? It's not cold. It's not windy. Not very windy anyway. It's breezy. Not so windy that she's breezy. Exactly. This is like the tone of beach breezy. This is like nice breezy. I get it. It's a big whale and you're really proud of yourselves. I get it. The episode is over yet. Why? Now I'm just imagining the visual of real blue whales flying around over cities. Yeah. We've got incoming. No good, Carson. They can't interrupt. They'll frighten the pod. Just don't let them approach. No, you tell them. You tell them with your communication device. Hang on. Don't tell Carson to do it. You do it. These don't look very weaponized. Like what if... These are like transport ships. Like be careful because do they know what they're coming to get? What is the nature of the Republic's goal right now? Do they know what they're getting into? What are they expecting? Oh, wait. There's only three of you. What the fuck? Five of you left. Like how no one says where the other two. They don't give a fuck. I'll do it. I like how they're reused. It's identical. I guess, you know, the ship would be identical. Yeah. I don't like the uniforms, though. I think they're fucking lame. They look a bit... Kind of cheap. I was about to say they look car body. Yeah. Yeah, they do. I'm telling you, man. Star Trek II, Rathacon. Man, those uniforms, those red ones were fucking fire. I think these ones need to be a bit more vibrant, you know? The colors are a bit washed out. Yeah, they just look kind of cheap and meh. Why is he the only pilot who exists in this galaxy? I don't know. And his job here is to simply delay them. Couldn't we have cut this whole scene? No. Well, yeah. I don't know what the alien gets up to, you know, when he's off duty. What kind of card games he plays with his friends. I don't know how he gets that shirt on. I'm not sure how he does either. Yeah. The collar looks a lot smaller. Maybe it's all buttoned down and he has to put it on. Like... Yeah, I guess so. I guess if it's all buttoned down, yeah. Explain the nature of this mission or I will see to it that you are stripped of your rank. Oh, wow. Threatening his rank, finally. Yep. Thank you. Mom, is she really going to talk to them? Oh, fuck off. Just get over it. No. It takes so long. Everything takes ten billion years. Can we... Can we just start watching these at like one point? I would fucking end my list. But Rags, better yet, let's watch all of the season at the same time. Oh, yeah. When something happens, it oftentimes will be one episode at a time that something interesting happens. Oh, I know. We'll still be bored. Fring, make sure to put Subway Surfers in the eFap chat bar. Some people are entertained. Put it on the bottom. Yeah, everybody. Here's some lovely gameplay that tides you over. Look at him go. Wow. Oh, he dodged that. Oh, get the coins. Get the coins. Yes, he got them. Don't mess it. Don't mess it. Oh, there's a power up. What is she telling this whale? Look at him. She's telling them, isn't it cool that I stole Ezra's force for the animal's ability? Was that an ability that he had? Yeah. He had this thing with animals. So it's the implication here that those whales know where they jump to because they're space warped whales. Well, so to cut to the end. I don't know. They even have Baleen. She hopes. That's all she gets from this. She says she doesn't know if this is going to work. Oh, great. Oh, great. With that Baleen. Space crew. Ah, yes. Yeah. Get in there. Move us in. Get in there. Yeah, why not? Go. Why not? Let's do it. All right. All right. But you best come back inside. Yeah. I wasn't space before. It's fine. Shouldn't you have a scepter or a wand or a staff of some kind? I feel like you haven't completed the look yet. I mean, how fucking lucky that these galaxy-traveling whales are just in the sky of this planet here that they can just fly to and talk to magically? Like, I feel like that deserves a bit of recognition. No. Like, holy, how insanely fucking lucky. It's all lucky. Remember them migration parts? Yeah. And we have whales on our planet. And they migrate. Yeah. It couldn't go anywhere. I know. But that's better than going nowhere. Country whales? I'm sorry. That's okay. It doesn't know where they- Yeah. She doesn't actually know. Oh my God. Is this a halo prequel? It could go anywhere. I know. In the ga- Anywhere? But that's better than going nowhere. What the fuck? What? Teleporting randomly in the galaxy is a good way to get yourself fucking killed. I hate it. She's just going to win. She's just going to win. She gets to do the same nonsense and win. Correct. And her ship. How does the ship not smack into the back of the whale and out its asshole? Oh, look out. I don't notice them. How did you just don't notice them? How did you just notice them? Dude, especially- Oh my God. Look how slowly they travel. That would have taken ages. I was about to say that's- What are the odds of them happening to be going in the same direction that the fleet arrives from? Exactly the same. Yeah. The only plan on the planet- It's the same. It's so embarrassing. It's true. It's the same. A friend of mine is who ran the calculation and apparently it comes out at something like 1.225 and 10 million. Guys, have you noticed all these whales that are here? Aren't they cool? No. It's majestic. It's majestic. Oh, my God. Are they going to fart? Oh, God. They're shitting. Do they make- These whales can travel in hyperspace. Yeah, somehow. That's such a tough swallow. That's such a tough swallow. Can we weaponize them? Oh, no. She can't come because Jason's too young. Oh, yeah. He's too young to travel between galaxies. Yeah. So funny. He's young enough to go sith hunting. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She's getting present. Oh, my God. They have gland. They have thyroid glands that allow them to travel through fucking hyperspace. Oh, look at them go. Her expression is so based. They're like, blah. Yeah. This is amazing. Best Star Wars content, eh? Oh, my God. We've done nothing. It is worth mentioning. I think it is the highest rated episode of Star Wars of all time. I think it is the highest rated episode of Star Wars of all time. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Holy fuck. What are you doing? The fans thought this was absolutely thoroughly incredible. Of course, all the usuals gave this like 10 out of 10 out of 10 out of 10. Oh. How does it feel to know that they're never going to stop eating it up? It's so strange. They'll never go. There's so little to eat. There's nothing in here. This is like the jokes of where they leave the trail of food. Oh, a piece of candy. And someone follows it. Oh, a piece of candy. And they just get eat a piece. Oh, a piece of candy. Oh, another piece. Oh, a piece of candy. Oh, look another piece. Oh, a piece of candy. Oh, look another piece. Oh, a piece of candy. And that's just it. A piece of candy. Oh, a piece of candy. But Rags, they're like shavings of wood. Oh, a piece of candy. Kind of. Yeah. Oh, a piece of candy. Who's going to rewatch this? You know, who's going to be like, fuck, man. I really want to watch rewatch episode five of Ahsoka. Who's going to do that? Who talks about Boba Fett? Remember, people like Obi-Wan Kenobi. People like that show. It was great when it came out. Everybody kind of got about it now, but people really liked that finale. And then give it a couple of weeks. Don't see how many weeks it takes for people to not like this show anymore. I'm a little bit more pessimistic even when it's like a Star Wars theme TV show that is a real show like Andor. Andor got voted below this. Right. A lot of significantly. I think I think most Star Wars fans who love this would hate Andor at this point. It makes complete sense. Right. Ironically, they would call Andor boring, but they would call this great. It's just incredible how much time is wasted. It's a despondent sort of experience watching this because you just like, I'm never going to get any kind of storytelling substance ever again. Am I? No. Andor was the flu. Can we might never get one again? Because this is what they clap at. This is what they want. It gets real concerning because what is the message that gets sense with how well this episode was received? Oh, more this. Okay. Cool. Easy. No problem. Waste time. I don't even know it. They've got to get Well, the main part is we need to pull as much as possible from the things that people like. Isn't this just affirmation that there is a certain way that it can be done that will get them the rewards that they want? Yeah, boy. Hayden is going to be asked to come back, of course, because everyone's fucking crazy over him. The most baffling part of that isn't that. It's the everybody was like treating this as though this was his grand return as Anakin Invader when it happened a year ago. He had his grand return in Obi-Wan Kenobi as a really strange part of that story. You'll have a grand return next year and then the year after that. It's kind of strange that you forget about what was the grand return. Obi-Wan Kenobi was that was the most popular Star Wars show, right? That had like the biggest viewership. And for every single one of these stupid fucking shows, they're like, Star Wars is back, guys. Yeah. Star Wars is finally back. Apparently between all of these really good shows, it went somewhere. Star Wars is back. Star Wars is saved. This is Star Wars. Those three sentiments, I saw someone say you wouldn't have to keep fucking saying that if it was true. Is it back? Is it really? Because I think it's over. I think it's over. I think it's over. I think it's over. I think it's Biden. It's Biden. It's Biden. I mean, I don't even know what to add anymore. There's just so much nothing in between nothing. Yeah. It's not even a nothing burger. It's just nothing. A nothing burger either at least has the patty or at least has the bread, even if it doesn't have both of them together. They say like bread will keep you alive. Yeah. It's like if they had the wooden shavings and a straw in it. Yeah. And then there's a little bit of like stuff at the bottom of the cup. It's a pile of wooden shavings with a bit of gloss on it. Just do the whole thing. It's like, we don't have a lead. Oh, I can hear lightsabers. Okay. Look harder on the water and then they do and they find her because she got heated out of the world between the worlds. And then they have wailed. And I still can't believe my prediction was 100% correct. I hate that it was. Completely and utterly accurate. Yeah. I mean, I didn't expect them to say, oh, we actually don't know what's going to work. We're just going to do it and hope for the best. And they probably just will. Yeah. Here we are. They'll be like, oh, well, yeah, the migration path when if you actually don't know, imagine if Thrawn wasn't there in that location wherever it is that it's going to bring them perfectly to that point because if you're off, it was something they even said about using the calculations from the map is that if you're off by like a fraction of an inch when we're talking about intergalactic space, you're going to end up like an unbelievable distance apart. You have to be as precise as precise can be. We have, we're talking about calculations. But there's only three episodes left. There's no way. It's so funny if it just took it where they won't like it just flew right into a sun and just exploded. Stupid grin on her face. Yeah. It's better than going nowhere. I go into the fucking furnace. Telephone randomly to another location in the fucking galaxy in is just better than doing anything. Idea. In the middle of nowhere. At least 60% maybe actually 70% of that episode was not the world between world stuff that everybody was talking about. The majority of it was just standard bullshit. That's all I've seen. Just look, it's Anakin Vader and Vader ring. And it's red. I finally understand those memes. I'm glad. And then I saw, I think I saw one picture of the whale stuff. And the only thing that you would have seen is look, a circle of the white. But I mean, what is that? I haven't even seen that. I haven't seen that. That's such a joke to me. People are still upset because it's a wreck kind of the rebels ending because she shows up in that as a soak of the white with like a scepter or some bullshit. And that's different than this and this after that. And so she's becoming a soak of the white. So the continuity is confused on that. I'm just sitting here like, are you memeing now? What did she, is she actually called a soak of the white? I'm sorry. Yes, she's called a soak of the white. The Eye of Sauron is a reference to the Eye of Sauron. And the Dave Filoni is a huge fan of Lord of the Rings and likes the idea of reference. He's just an incorrigible fanfiction author. Because you've been saying it every single time. That makes a lot of sense, doesn't it? You said it every single time, so I had to make sure if you were memeing or not. To make it as clear as possible, when I was looking at different forums discussing this stuff, people who love this episode, we're talking about how cool it is that Filoni's influences of Lord of the Rings on him have bled into this and given us some really cool stuff. And that he's admitted in interviews that Lord of the Rings is something he loves and has included. Why would it be considered sufficient that you have a character called a soak of the white and that you have something called the Eye of Sion that is meant to be a reference to Sauron and then that's like sufficient as I see it. Look at how much love it is. Literally as in-depth of showing Anakin turning into Vader and then turning back into Anakin. It's not his stuff. None of this is his stuff. Ahsoka is his. It would be like if, I don't know, in a battle, Ahsoka turns around and says, for Frodo, you say this like it wouldn't be great. If this is Ahsoka's like death and rebirth at her like most critical moment, you know, at the turn of the tide, this is her coming back to the ashore. Long after like the Emperor has been defeated, some guy pushed her in the sea and now some other guys went off to another galaxy. That's it. That's the big important moment she's coming back for. Now that that's been pointed at, you can really see the hodgepodge of just things that he likes that he just sort of throws in here like all of the samurai influenced kind of stuff that's been taught in here too with no tact. Mass. Fascinating, isn't it? Sort of watch. It's kind of remarkable. It's not himself. And not only and it's been praised like this is the best that Star Wars has ever been. Dave Filoni gets it. Yeah, sure. That was a save. I would say it's the same. It's the shit. I would say this episode got me a little bit more despondent about it all. I find this one particularly depressing as a creation. Same. Yeah, a lot of it's that's the matter of people think this is good and it's amazing. And it's just which means we know what we get in the future. It's more of this. Well, maybe skeleton crew will be okay because John Watts has an understanding of character. And hopefully there's not see how you can do worse than Boba Fett, Kenobi, this and Mando. Where's the show trending in terms of its ranking amongst the Disney Star Wars output? What do you think it's going? It's not as offensive in and of itself because it's so bland and nothing happening. There's loads of plot armor and coincidences. And then it's still insane goofy nonsense. But I don't think it quite touches the insane goofy nonsense of Boba Fett and Kenobi, right? It's a bit of a tough one. This is simply because none of us here are particularly invested in any of the characters that are part of the story. Yeah, we'd be more angry if we knew Ahsoka better, I guess. Probably, yeah. That makes sense, I guess. I want to see it. Ahsoka up to five, everybody. Yeah. It's really good. That's good stuff. I regret everything. Goodbye. On that note, bye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Bye, everyone. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to Ahsoka. Episode six. Ahsoka. Hey, you guys ready for more wide shots? We're saying, as was the case for the previous, this time, only myself and Fringy have seen this episode. But that means new for three fleams in this hall. What a loan. Hooray. I will share my thoughts as they happened when I was watching them here and there as best I can, including thoughts I had before. And I think I've said this a million times before it came out. Episode six, nothing's gonna fucking happen. And of course, hyperbole, something will happen, but barely anything's gonna happen, because seven and eight are where things will happen. Just how it goes. Past seasons of Star Wars TV shows were any indication. The most important episodes are episode one, maybe two, and then seven and eight. Seven will end in some way. That's right. The eight will be the finale that ties everything in a neat little bow. Remember when seven in Mad alone kidnapped the dead? Yeah, that's right. He got captured. Whoa. That's right. He got the Patorian guards. They got him. The one that's voiced by John Favreau himself. That's right. This is the way. And he said this is the way. And then he killed all of them. What was his name? Pizzazz? Or Grasbizla? Oh, damn. And Pazbizla, wasn't it? Pazbizla? Yeah. I think so. Gone but and forgotten. God, I definitely don't remember. I don't remember and I don't even feel that about it. Do the three people who haven't seen this episode want to speculate a little? There's going to be two minutes of wails. I expect lots of key jangly of the people who I already know are in this episode from social media and just like jerking off the fact that they exist. We're going to see Blue Man be cool. We're going to save the Empire because I have 17 million soldiers and 8000 fleet ships. He's going to destroy everything. There's anything like rebels, which is a really bad comparison to make because this is nothing like rebels. He's going to do a big stupid honor thing where he's going to make some decision that honors some prior agreement that is completely averse to his interests or something. Interesting theory. Well, Rags, are you excited to finally meet this character that is apparently going to rescue the plot line from being boring? Which one are we talking about? The blue one. Oh. Yeah, me too. James Sully? Yeah, he was blue. Because he doesn't rescue the plot from being boring. Let me tell you. No, he delivers it into boringness. All the Star Wars fans have decided the role will be the one to make things interesting again. It is kind of fascinating, isn't it? Wait, well, they hang on a second. I thought they loved all the episodes. I thought this was all interesting. You were really enjoying it and it was amazing. But it all really interested this guy. Wait a minute. I don't think that checks out fringy. What? It might be horrific. It might be absolutely terrible. It might be horrific. You might want to get some gameplay footage ready to put in one of the corners or something. I have a Mario Kart race or I don't know. I'm sure it's fine if you use any of our video game footage as well. You can go nuts. There's something interesting in there. He's going to have two subway server games. Whoa. Calm down. People's brains are going to explode. We can play a game of billions or something on the front. Or it's just like a little duck eating some bread. Don't feed ducks bread. It's not good for their stomach. You got to feed them seed and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ducks are great. I wish I could duck out of watching this fucking show. Something that is probably worth sort of pointing out is that last episode we got no Sabine, no Balan, no Shin, like a lot of characters. We didn't get that episode. So does that mean that we're going to get a lot of Sabine in this episode? I don't even know if I want that. Maybe they killed her on the way. That would be the best case scenario. I think that like Ahsoka isn't as cringe as Sabine. I find Sabine pretty annoying. Very cringe. A horrible person. Yeah. She's a terrible, horrible person who makes incredibly stupid decisions. Ahsoka's just like really boring and nothing and dull. Like that woman cringe where it's funny. Who are you? Unfortunately, yeah. I think there's like an additional element of cringe to how much the show wants us to think that she's cool. Obviously, they want us to think Ahsoka is cool, but it's kind of like Ahsoka is meant to be hyper, super, duper, impressive cool, whereas Sabine is meant to be like edgy cool, which is more marketing. Remember how she was introduced on the fucking, you know, the rock music with the sweeping shot to reveal how cool she is, this renegade. That gringe ceremony to That's right. Blinding underneath the ship, remember? Celebrate their fallen heroes. Lighting away from responsibility. That's right. She got stabbed with a lightsaber. Yeah, she threw that, she stabbed her again. Theoretically. But in the face. We've seen in this show what lightsabers do. They fucking chop ships in half, but she's okay. Yeah, maybe her sword is spec'd for ships. She's been a flesh wound. They were only douristial ships, so, you know. I can't believe that ship flew within lightsaber range. Yeah, that's dumbass. It's a fucking moron. Something that was repeatedly stated while we were watching that episode. They can stop and ship from a distance. It's space. That's a remember, apparently those, or the Eye of Scion, right? Those can't shoot backwards, apparently. And they can't see the ships inside of them. They're out of scope. It's like, what do you mean? They're in the middle. We can't see them. It's like, it's right there. Probably throw some rocks at them. It's worth mentioning that Baelan rose in the ranks. You know, we didn't see him at all, except in the previously. All we have to go on is the interesting sort of seed of will it cause conflict? He's given his word and the other people might want to be in dead, including but not limited to Shin. Remember who did a strangly in the video? He was like, hey, don't be stranglin'. Like, oh, that could be the beginnings of something. She also should have a concussion, by the way. That's okay. Yeah. Star Wars. Whoa. God, I'm so sick of lightsabers. Yeah. No. No. I believe their activity speaks to a larger operation, involving Thrawn. And here is my pile of evidence. Oh, never mind. Oh, I don't have that. Oh, okay. I guess I won't present that. That is our destination. Grand Admiral Thrawn is banished. That rock right there. It's 10 feet away. Grand Admiral Thrawn. Yeah, it's right there. Let's go. Oh, it's Jesus. Oh, okay. It's Jebus. I wouldn't have been to see Jesus when it comes to war. Oh, God, that's right. Sorry. My bad. How long was I asleep? The age of... What was it? A life age of the universe? I don't know. Sabine, come with me. I wouldn't be... When you used your cringe to power the empire. So did she keep like a white set of clothes with her? And then she chose to put that on as a result of her learning the lesson from Anakin, whatever that lesson was? Yeah. She saved it for when she felt like she was a good person. Oh. Which is a little bit vain, but, you know... Yeah, who yank is like, oh, oh, we do it now. I can't accept that whales can like hyperspeed through the galaxy. I just can't. My brain is just... What do they breathe or eat? Apparently they eat gas. Oh, okay. I love how they show honor and more and more of their characters into this little intro thing. There's less of the ones that you love and all of their new shitty characters just getting pushed in. It's kind of fun to wonder what happened evolutionary that these whales happened? Yeah, what evolutionary pressure does create hyperspace? Well, hyperspace whales. So unimaginable colossal. To be fair, to a fancy sci-fi thing, if these were here since the beginning and the world was built around knowing them and the mechanics were pretty straightforward, like, I think we'd have much less issue. This has just been dropped on us. Oh, yeah. Brand new. Yeah, I would have less of an issue. I remember them from the stories you would tell us. Oh, yeah. History of the galaxy parts one, two, and three. The history of the galaxy parts one, two, three. They fit into three books. Why not four? Why not a million? Well, the Sun took over. That's for the advanced students. It was like Jules Verne. He died in the... It's like the book, the history of Earth one, two, and three. Four's not ready yet. Volume two is particularly good. You know how much stuff happens on Earth alone? I like the idea that chapter one is like the origin of life. And chapter two is like, I don't know, the rise of Nazi Germany. We have to skip because we have so much stuff to talk about. There's something I didn't tell her about Sabine. She went with the enemy willingly. Impossible. That's a really troubling thing that... Yeah. So you didn't tell them that. That's actually kind of... Yeah. And you didn't tell anyone about this when you saw it. No war. Yep. And she did it. And you didn't tell them. Yeah. That's right. No Ezra. No Ezra. Who is Ezra? No Ezra. None of that one guy. He was fated to make that choice. He made that choice, right? He was fated to make the choice. She was fated to make the choice. Yeah. I don't like that. You can help us out with it, right? Absolutely. Oh, that's great. Sabine has the potential to undo his sacrifice. Directly. Wow. Hmm. Hmm. That seems catastrophic, but... Yeah. It's kind of an effort, I would say. Really rude to his sacrifice as well, you know? Yeah. Excuse me. You're being rude to my sacrifice. It's usually like as a force ghost. Yeah. It's a good thing we didn't slam out this whale's asshole. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, he made it. He made it. He made it. He made it. I want to go to bed. Blue milk. Built in a galaxy far, far away. Is that? Is it? A long time ago? Far, far away. Far, far away. Yeah. Yeah. Is this going to be a filler episode? I get it. Absolutely. There's going to be about like five minutes of episode. Dave Filoni would be like, he'd like create Earth and the Star Wars universe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they'd go there to Earth and the Star Wars universe and they would go there to Earth and they'd see dinosaurs. Yeah. And they'd visit him and he'd be like, hello. Oh, she could slip her hand out of that. Fuck off. Kind of nice. Yeah. Put your hands right off of it. This is bullshit. Man, they really like the silver and gold aesthetic on this ship. They've even got it for the prison. Yeah. Everywhere. Silver and gold decorations. I was hoping for a little bit of this would be an opportunity for reflection. I try to avoid that. Do you think your circus is dead? I'm going to keep saying it. She thinks the circus is dead. Yep. Why is she acting? Does she have a toilet? You promised me I would see Ezra again. Dude, we're not there. We're not traveling. I'm not joking, especially on the second round. We're there. I think that was literally just to remind us. Hey, we had a deal. There's no other point to that fucking scene. But they're not me yet. We're going to another galaxy bitch. It was in the previously odd. Do it for Ezra. Exactly. Come on. This story is not so convoluted that you need to fucking remind us, you know, that they had a deal. Like this scene could have just started here. The prisoner is impatient. Well, the two fucking bad. The focus to find Ezra at Bridge are blind, sir. I believe she can still be of some use to us. That's interesting to me because I think he's saying that to, you know, make the enemies like feel like chill with it, and about his word being kept. Hmm. We shall see how it unfolds because, of course, I'm grasping for anything. I would like the conflict of they want to execute Sabine. He's like, no. Yeah. I know they were in space and they're flying towards place. I know. You'll never believe what those rings are made of. You're never going to believe it. Now that you've brought it up. That is Peridia. The ancient homeworld of my ancestors, the death of Mirri. Wait, hold on. The ancient home of the night sisters? Wait, the end of the migration was used by the Star Whales as they traversed the void from one galaxy to the other. Oh, you knew about this planet? Yeah, it did. My people were among the first to harness and ride the creatures in the days before time was counted. They harness the space whales? What? The whales came here to die. I thought so. Those are bones, then. The rings. The rings are a big, a bit of bones. Wow. It's like the evidence. Oh, my God. It's like, wow. So edgy. It's the fucking Shadow the Hedgehog. It's also like the episode when we actually need to reason why those whales go here. Worth repeating, apparently the night sisters are from another galaxy. Yep, yeah. And they rode the space whales to get to the Star Whales. Why they have magic? What, magic? The different from the force? Maybe. Is that what they're gone for? Magic. Why they wear the planet they know? Gas masks? Yeah. Why wear gas masks? We don't have actors. You're being in front of that atmosphere. Oh, that comes right off. Yeah, that was a pretty funky musical here. Yes, we need to see this. No dialogue. What? None. Not allowed. I didn't know that. No dialogue. I stabbed you. What the fuck? A character smiling smugly in this show? That's crazy. No dialogue. No, not allowed. Thunder is rumbling. Whoa. We have time to kill. Might as well, you know. Make your episodes three minutes. Baylor looks bored. Yeah. That's not acting. He's just bored. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, there's big statues. Bro, wear the fuck. Oh my god. Oh, it's like the Argana. Cut up, choir. Come on. Still, still... Now, Theo, what are those statues? What do they look like? Oh, it's me and the stirrup? Oh my god. I didn't want to say it. I didn't want to say it. It looks vaguely like... Wait, wait, wait. How did they know to come here? It's a whole planet. How did they know to land here on this spot? Jesus. Their ancestors are from here, right? She can smell them. Oh, okay. Oh, that looks kind of bad. I need to see them. Nothing here is real. I need to see them taking a big old walk. Thank god they showed Shin for a second. I was like, wait, if they don't show Shin, then I don't know that Shin's here. Just here? You're just sitting there. Hello. We came from another galaxy. It's me. I was just chilling here. Yeah, they're just doing the dailies. Are there other species in this galaxy? Bro. Have you seen Dune? Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's Star Trek. This is Star Trek. My god, they have three of those balls. Are they going to lock their balls? They've been waiting for them. How come you've got one spike and she has two spikes? Did they know they're coming? Because they don't have three spikes? The more spikes, the better. Oh, she's just blunt on top. Oh, blunty boy. You do our ancestors' credit. Do they? Thank you, great mother. What is happening? Your visions guided me across the stars. Bro, they were able to send... They were able to send... Poor witches. We can hear you. We can hear you back there saying that. That's not very nice. Where is Thrawn? You shall wait. He is coming. He's in the blue room. Thrawn is arriving. He is here. We've got to build it up soon. It reeks of Jedi. You know what a Jedi is? Jedi is? It reeks of Jedi. How do you know what a Jedi is? Also, I'm not actually a Jedi. I failed. I'm still learning. Oh, no. Oh, no. The blue ball. The gold. The round balls. Oh, look at it slowly floating over. Guys, we're in another galaxy and it feels like we haven't left. Like we're in just the same fucking place. Yeah. It's going to make the lines around her. There we go. Oh, the line triangle. Well, it's a laser rope. Ow. It will wait in solitude. That's rude. No, we got a cell on the ship. We can just put her in there. Oh, OK. Bye. Bye. She was restrained and now she's really restrained. Really restrained. We're not there yet. We're not there yet. Why didn't you just get some goober to take it? Why did you need those things to do it? This is an evil place. These balls are like, yeah, bitch. Hey, come back here. Hey, come back here. We got stuff to do. Oh, those balls made of? Magic. What the fuck? They're magic machines. Oh, walls. Oh, walls. Woo. Dude. We got walls. Did the wolves fade out? Yes. Are they red? What are those walls? There's Anakin and Skywalker. Please. Please say something. Do something. I beg you. I beg you. Balan, please. Wow. You know he wants to say something. He's thinking about the script he read. I want to dive head first into my screen right now. It's just agony. Say something. What? Say a word. Someone's going to initiate. There we go. Yes, there it is. This is a land of dreams and madness. What does that mean? Yes, I agree. Disney Star Wars. What? Yes. That's a meta line. Children's stories come to life. I know no such stories. Cool. You weren't raised at the temple. You weren't raised at Disney HQ. What? The stories of this galaxy? The stories that we've never, ever, ever, ever heard. Dude, I'm reeling. But like, they would know how to get to other galaxies in Star Wars, right? We just don't talk about it. I don't know. It's just we've never heard. I don't think we've ever done that. And like any of the films, any of the mainstream stuff. Well, hence why it took the galaxy far away. It took what was it? Seven hyperdrives at once to do it. So. Yeah. So that's feasible. That's really feasible. Yeah, that seems really feasible. Oh, you do have to start three. Well, no, but it's just something that we've never seen happen. Nobody's ever done it. I don't know how much it matters. I guess we just assume that their world is the galaxy or something. We always assume that the only place to ever matter was this galaxy. Everything is about this galaxy, but other places we don't care so much. Realize it's all inevitable. Follow the Jedi. Rise of the Empire. Oh, a cycle posting? Yeah, yeah. Okay, man. It's so weird. There was a republic for thousands of years and then an empire for like what? 20? 25 years? All right. It's a little less you. The balance is a little off kilter. We'll pick up more. Well, it's because he knows the future, which is the first order, which they have to deal with. Yeah, the first order will rise and fall. So that's at that point. It's a weird cycle. This is something Disney decided it was through, by the way. The first order is like six years. None of us consented to this cycle. Nobody know about it. What I seek is the beginning. But you see the beginning is on this. The honest and new beginning. The blue man is going to help us. That was a whole scene for those two's character. We got barely anything. Balan is invested in breaking the cycle. So he can find it here. Yeah, that's all we got. What are you doing? Surely it's a war crime that we're 15 minutes in. Yeah, I get it. Keep pacing back and forth. Just take those off. Just pull your hand out of it. I can do it. Come on. Even if you do it, what's your plan? There's two Jedis upstairs. It opens up and Balan wants it. Hey, we cross those bridges when we come to a mail. They won't though. It opens up and Balan wants it. Oh, my God. They bamboozled you. They made you think she was using the force, but she's not. It's actually something else. Man, how long is this actually going to take? I'm curious. I thought you wanted to dive in. Yeah, I'm actually... Balan and his boys and what they've been doing. Look at it. Look, and it's kind of gold as well. I want you to look at it. It's for utility. Oh, it's on the bottom. Is it something cringe? Probably. Oh, he's got gold rims around the thrusters. Yeah. We're just going to fucking dock on this. What are you doing? This is how we do it. This is how we do it. Oh, look out. They barely know where up is. Oh, they look so pretty. You're going to have to get closer. We can't jump. It's so incredible that we've had these many episodes of Morgan L's birth and I literally know nothing about her at all. Yeah. Or like what she wants or like anything really. Stormtroopers. Oh my God. They're chanting thrones. They're chanting thrones. And look, they've got red ribbons. And he's got gold. Look at him. See, they kind of like... We swagger. They kind of like the ramshackle troopers. But they're all gold. Don't you think it's cringe to see that they're all like perfectly in uses and worn, if I mean? Yes. They're so similar. Look, it's Thrawn doing his little walk. He looks like he has a bit of a belly. He do have a bit of a belly. It looks like he's got the eye. He's got kind of like the... You know, like the Channon Virgin walk. He's kind of on the Virgin posture. He does not have a genus. On Cook's Elon Musk. Yeah. Oh, he's doing the same rebel voice where he sounds like he's about to fall asleep. He's trying to do the quiet commanding voice thing, but he just sounds like he's sleepy. He has a face. For some reason. Okay, do we have some more ships than the only one? Because if that's all you got, we're fucked. We have brought a prisoner. Is it just me or is it voice echoing all around the place? Yeah. Just talk normally. You never spoke of this. We did not see it. It is a loose thread. A loose thread. But you can see it. You know what? Whatever. It's fine. What are the Dark Souls 2 cranes doing here? And you are? Elon's goal. And as a printer, Shin Hati. Golan Hati. Ah, the mercenaries. His posture doesn't feel as straight as it should be. General Balan's goal. Off the Jedi order. Former employer. Former employer. The prisoner is Sabine Ren. Chupi of great use to us. What? Can you speak up? I don't mind the performance. It's annoying because he's trying to do the quietly commanding without the need to raise his voice or anything kind of deal, but it just sounds like he's tired. It does sound a little bit tired. Thrawn. It's Mr. Thrawn to you. Four years of husband's school. Where's Ezra? Ah, yes. The desire to be reunited with your long lost friend. Yes. Yes. Thank you. Obviously. Get out that singular focus with reshape our galaxy. Yes. That is all. Yes. Even she's lampshading it. Just answer the question. I'm aware of your agreement with Beno and Skull and I intend to on rights. Yeah. Good prediction, Theo. Okay. Why? You're just going to let me walk out of here? You helped my cause. Now I shall help yours. Mm-hmm. You should know that. You should know, though, that once my starship departs, you'll be stranded here forever. No, she can just jump in a whale. Yeah. It's also quite possible that your friend is dead. Why don't you just take your Star Destroyer over there and fucking obliterate him from the ship with your many cannons? Yes. As there was a pretty persistent thorn in your side for a long time. Look at this bearing leaning forward. Yeah. It's just the Virgin War. God, I don't know. That's all that I see. He does not have a presence that he should. Crocodile bat. Crocodile bat. Crocodile bat. So why exactly was there an example of the whole starship and an army? I'm confused. You know. I just want to know now. They have given her full armor set, both of her pistols and a lightsaber back. Neat. Yeah, because it's going to be fucking retarded. They're just letting her go. Look at this dog guy. It's really going to get Ezra wouldn't be problematic at all for you, considering Ezra's the reason you're here in the first place. Be warned. Nomads wander this wasteland and prey upon each other for survival. Listen to his voice. Why? It's like a Transformer. This guy is so cringe, dude. Why does he need to have an edgy voice? You know, why can't it just be normal? So that someone can boss fight him in the end of the season. No. Die well. Die well. So, yeah, of course. You should be thinking to yourself, why wasn't she executed? And it's like, we're supposed to believe Thrawn actually is like, but we got it on a Balans thing. Thrawn did this bullshit all the time in Rebels. He just let people go like that and then they come back to haunt him. That's not a very smart general thing to do. He said things like, let them go. They earned their victory here today. Blah, blah, blah. You know, like just really stupid shit. That reminds me of stuff that didn't really probably happen that much at all. You may follow that at your own pace. Oh, here we go. So, like, what's the point then? Well, this is the thing. I thought you were to honor your agreement. Sabine Wren will have the opportunity of finding Ezra Bridger. The agreement was that she finds him. She sees him again. You and your master will destroy them both. Destroy? No. That couple of seconds there just completely fucks up Thrawn and it ruined the potential for Balan. He's all gone. Yeah, yeah. So if Thrawn is like, we need her to find Ezra, that's dumb as fuck on its own. You should be all... You're going to be way better than her at finding Ezra. You have a fucking star shit. You have a star destroyer. You have loads of time fighters. You have loads of men. It's absurd that she's going to be better at it. How did you lose him to begin with? Yeah. Then of course... You had a lot of time to find him again. He's not like a space dog horse. Surely you would have found him. I liked the idea that Balan was like, you gave up something for me, so I'm going to protect you. But Balan was just, he was playing her as bait. He's on the team of like, we can use her to benefit us and then we'll just kill her. So that makes him instantly more boring. Yeah. We had an extra dimension. They took it away. It's already gone. Yep. That's fun. Because I guess they didn't even recognize that they had that extra dimension. No. It was all just an excuse to keep Sabine alive. Oh, whoops. Wow. Excuse me. Oh, Rags. Prepare to say wow about another 10 times. Oh. What? Oh, Esca. Oh, Esca. Oh, Esca. Oh, my God. Esca. Oh, Blocked it again. Bring it. Bring it. Make your prediction that you made when we were watching this for the first time. Oh, shit. I can't remember what I thought. You said Ezra's going to save her when she starts losing this. Oh, she's. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yes. I thought that Ezra was going to show up here. Man, they've got samurai style armor. Fucking. You nearly said shut up, didn't you? Yeah. She's stronger than. Oh, Blocked it again. She's stronger than all of them. Okay. Shoot again. Shoot more. Make sure to aim for her guns in Besca. I hate how she handles a lightsaber here, by the way. Okay. Just start shooting again. No, he moved closer with the rifle. Wow. How does it not go through their weapons? Oh, it did that time. Yeah. It's so funny. It was like she clearly needed someone to help her. They just had her win. Yeah, my prediction was wrong. I thought that they'd do the thing where she was going to like struggle and then Ezra would save her. It was just a fucking action scene. Oh, it was just a shooting. She dominated the action. She had them lost. She should have lost 10 games over. She's way stronger than all those guys. I think she might have actually been shot in her Besca armor about nine times. Why didn't she look for all their gear? That looks terrible. That looks pretty bad. But she noticed how she's just walking off. Where is her mount? Why aren't you looking through all of their stuff? They probably didn't walk here. Are you going to look through their provisions? Do you need food? Water? Maybe they have evidence. Technology? The rifles? You know? Wait for Lord Balan's signal. Should we not send more troops to support them? It's like, bitch, the fuck you just said to me? Also, isn't this the clearest signal that they're fodder to die? She points out maybe that's not enough. Which I think is Dave Filoni's attempt at making Rona a complicated 4D chess player while I'm just sitting here like, this is a garbled mess. So he is happy for the mercenaries to die. He's happy for Ezra to die. He doesn't care about Sabine to move on with all of them. They'll all be stranded. However, I would like to kill him myself. And if he dies thanks to the two mercenaries getting him, that'd be great. But if they kill the mercenaries, that's all so good because I don't like them. But we're going to send two squads to make sure we can kill Ezra as well. And the mercenaries. What are we doing? You! You abandoned me! I should have known you were a coward. It's an animal! What? There was like blaster shots. What was it supposed to do? Not be a coward. It's shot? It's an animal. You know, a horse would run off if the guy on it would shift off and then he got shot out. She's actually upset at it. So you're upset at the amount and you're just not going to use it anymore. We just need... Prepare for this for the next five minutes. Not even kidding. Come on. No way. What are you going to walk? What? You're sending it away? You're going to walk? There's your stuff on there. Yeah, you're like, the stuff is on there. That's your food and water. There's no walk? Uh-uh. Idiot. Yeah, I know what you're saying. I've seen it before. What a great bit. What clever comedy. No, leave. You're too good for her. What was he supposed to do? Like, they had blasters and weapons and stuff. Okay. Fine. I'll give you another chance. Dude, fuck you. Yeah, next time I get shot at, I want you to get shot and die. Yeah, I need some... What was he meant to do? Wow, her water canteen is literally on it, and she's like... Yeah, this is all that shit out of there. Her taut is. Her shows are tauted. Why does it just call three bones tied to it? They're the stabbing bones. Oh, okay. They're throwing bones. For playing fetch. Well, friend, this is your world. Is it tautic? Yeah. I understand her. Does it know what words she's using? Why would it know the language from a different galaxy? Why not? Yeah, because they learned it from the Imperials. We could have just gone to some remote planet, and this would be the same story. Yeah, as opposed to another galaxy. It doesn't feel like we're in another galaxy. It's just another planet. I guess it's like, fine, I guess that's what it could be, but it's just like, I don't know, something interesting, right? At the very least, a mainline Star Wars story that we've ever gone to a different galaxy that you would handle. You make something of this event? Yeah, make it meaningful. Again, I think that thing would be like, what are you talking about? Just like every other planet that we've gone to in this entire show. Nice CG water there. Yeah, it looks pretty bad. Can you drink that? Is that actually water? Yeah. This is another galaxy. Oh, she was going to interact with a bottle, but she can't because she's not really there. What's going on here? How long are we going to spend on this? Wow, like nothing has happened in the last 10 minutes, I feel. This is about five minutes of content in this whole episode. This long episode. Speed. Oh, my God. Yeah, look. Oh, my God. Oh, look at the gun. He's upset. Okay. Yeah, that trick's over. No, go away. I can smell. Oh, come on. It doesn't matter. It's still protective. But isn't your holster? He knows what a gun is. What if it just pulls out a gun and shoots her? Oh, he's got a little outfit. Look at him. I didn't have anything to say. There's nothing to say. This is a goofball section and it's going to finally, once it's over, move us along to the next thing. Does it have a lightsaber? I hope so. That's funny. Got a little lightsaber. You ever get tired? That looks heavy. Maybe if you just do it a bit slower. Dave, are you sure about this scene? Yeah, we've got nothing else to film today. Wow. Something almost happened and then the animal made a noise. Maybe if it just takes even longer. At least in the other story. Oh, my God. He's got it. Oh, wow. Because of Ezra. Oh, my God. What a coincidence. Come on. No. What a crazy coincidence. You just went stumbling off on a planet and you ran into it. It's even funnier than that. Do they just sit around all day? The coordinates. They're ages. Strawn gave her the last known information they had to do with any kind of sighting of Ezra. That broke. And then the dog ran off in a direction of wanting to eat something and found these guys. And now these are Ezra's best friends. That's the... It's just pathetic. How long has the run been here? How long has the run been here? When me and Frank were first watching this, I thought that the dog was going to sniff Ezra cooking and then we'd arrive at like a little hideout and that it would clearly been someone was cooking that he's hiding, you know? I didn't know it'd be Spice Turtles. Yeah, I didn't know we'd do this. She's living in bullshit. Then she goes out the lightsaber and she's like, oh, my gosh, Ezra. Yeah. We're out of creativity in Star Wars, so we just take animal and make it personal. Oh, yeah. I suppose they're more like Spice and Crab people. They just vomit crabs. Right, yeah. Do they just sit around in the dirt all day? That's what they do? Yeah, that's the one. Are they rocks? You did really good. I mean, you did what the... You did everything. These Empire guys couldn't accomplish in what? A decade? This dog might have saved the galaxy. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Kind of roughly. This might be one of the most heroic characters in Star Wars. Yeah. Yeah, I need to keep him walking slowly. Yep, cool. This one is a guy on an ISV with, like... Oh, no, there's a space. A few guys. Looks like she survived. Or the survivors captured her and took her away. You have no idea if she survived. She had to blast his best car armor in a lightsaber, so she's going to do some damage. And all the plot armor in the fucking world. He was trained as a Jedi. You are trained to be something more. You're trained to be something more. Tell us about that. Yeah, what does that mean? What are we changing in that? You're trained to be more than a Jedi. Wow, that sounds so interesting. It's not like... I mean, it's kind of interesting considering that not long ago in this timeline, a Jedi completely upended the entire order of the galaxy. Do you miss it? The order? I miss the idea of it. But not the truth. The weakness. Okay, interesting. But I mean, how do you account for Luke? How do you feel about Luke? How do you feel about Luke and the new order and him trying to restore it? Wouldn't you want to stop him? Or would you want to stop him? I see what once was the great Witch Kingdom of the Dothmere. Would you want to join with him? Witch Kingdom of the Dothmere. The Witch Kingdom. Oh, man. God is so unfair that they just tickle your balls with interesting and they never actually give you anything. Well, they let you do all the legwork for them. Something calls to me. Something stirs here. What are you guys talking about now? You were talking about something interesting. Now you're talking about weird shit. Oh. Can't you see it? Oh. Talk about the Republic. Talk about something. Oh, hi. The enemy of our enemy is our friend. I want to know his opinions about the Jedi, why they fell. What does he think about all the leading Jedi? Why does he start his own thing? What did he call himself? What has he trained her to believe? Like, what? So unfair. You give me nothing. Look at that stupid fucking Samurai armor. It's cool though. Samurai armor. Hey, it's very cool. Hey, you guys back from laying down in that dirt? Oh, yeah. We were just laying down in the dirt. It was our shift, but it was almost over. So we came back. Why are you? They really aren't. They're just laying down in the dirt. They were just out there in the dirt. They have a house and a home with families. I mean, you know, you mean to tell me Thrawn has. He has TIE fighters and they never just in a patrol saw this. Wouldn't the heat signature give him away? Do you have scanners? Scanners, radars. Can you just see them with your eyeballs? No. Don't be ridiculous. Whoa, that'd be awesome. Doesn't the photons just bounce into your eyes and you can just notice things and we need to slowly walk around in this village of hermit crabs. Oh, my God, we're 37 minutes in. Yeah, when Ellie. Well, there's only one last piece of information to get now that they absolutely. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah. Corpse or something. There's always a baby horrible baby hermit crab. Oh, my God. Please get on with it. They're like, oh, who is this ugly creature from another galaxy? You killer. They like eat food and fix things. Wow. They have like a satellite dish to get to watch TV. They sit at tables. Incredible. Look, they're people. It's amazing how much time we're spending on this. Yeah, like I get it. It's a little harm. We ever going to see these fuckers again? No, probably not. And yet I would be more interested in seeing what their lives are like than this stupid story. What do they get up to? What does society look like here? You know, the episode ends with Sabine just fucking off to the hill and it just the camera stays here. Yeah. Exactly. The camera goes up to here that it comes back because it's like, nah, let's get up and we follow one of these guys on that time to lie down in the. Oh, my goodness. Oh, it's the man. Look who it is. I can't believe that you crossed an entire new galaxy and you're just here. It's funny. This should be panicky mode for him. He should be like, what the fuck are you doing here? How did you get here? What's going on? Yeah. Yes. How did you get here? What sort of reaction is this? Nothing good. Though I sure took you long enough. What does that mean? No, what do you mean? You expected her to get here? I don't know who you are. I already hate you. God, you should be so curious about the mechanics, but he's just not. Only the plan. Never a good one. Hey, your plan was to sacrifice the galaxy to meet this guy. Why don't you both to die? I hate you. It worked, didn't it? Didn't it? I do find that reaction kind of interesting, like he's not sure if his. You know how in real life no one ever does that? Just like this random like chuckle thing, like as if on cue. Yeah. It only occurs in writing. Yeah, I get it. Oh, God. We're being terrified. Oh, look, there's an elder hermit crab there. Did you see him? He was a little elder hermit crab. The people don't understand. This is such a meaningless scene for the majority of Star Wars fans. Yeah, most people can't do anything with this. Yeah, this is just like a guy. Someone I don't know is hugging someone I don't know because they're long lost friends. It's like, okay. The only things I know about Sabine is I don't like her. I'm saying like I barely know her and what I do know I don't like. So it's just, why would I care? How did you find me? How did you get here? Oh, there's a question. How'd you find me? Let's not talk about that. That was one of their eggs. Good question for another time. You're not going to tell me about Thrawn. You're not going to tell me about Thrawn and the Night Mothers and the Sith. No, okay. I don't know anything about Ezra, but I got to imagine that this is not a good enough answer. After all this time, can I have that? Of course. Oh, it is. It's like fucking quantum mania all over again, dude. I don't want to think about that right now. The fact that she doesn't want to tell you how she got here should be a bad sign. It's really strange being here. On both ends, because on her end, we're running out of time for every second of the passes. For every second of the passes, you're more likely to be abandoned here forever. Sabine, thanks for coming. Okay. I can't wait to go home. Oh. We can't get home, right? That's the thing we could do, right? Yeah, we'll talk about it tomorrow. We've made him guilty. Yeah, we'll talk about it tomorrow. It's fine. Let's take your starship or whatever you used. That's a funny image. That's a funny visual. It is a funny visual. It's like a finger up its butt. It's my little finger. What is this? It's posture. I just don't get it. His head leads really far forward. A jedi. They ride the travelers. Well, let's blast them out of the sky with our Star Destroyer. Yeah, it's really big and powerful. Recently deceased. You didn't confirm that shit. She just fell in water. We don't know. Yeah. Well, I mean, and also again, Sabine has not been acting like a circus dead, which is what she would believe. Yeah. Resurrections have often been played out by jedi and night sister. Oh well. We're just planting that Balon might have lied about Ahsoka's death for some reason, regarding his flawed. If a Star Whale approaches Peridia, destroyed with prejudice. We'll just wait till she gets here and we'll fucking destroy her. I'll call them Star Whales. I think it's worse. Yes, do that. Yes. I shall once again require the aid of your dark magic. No, you have a Star Destroyer. Use that one. I wonder how long this shot is going to hang. I wonder how long it's going to hang for. Oh, look, it's still. Look, he's looking. He's throwing. He's throwing. Oh my God. And then he's thrown. He's a thruner. So maybe like 10, 15 minutes of story. And of what? How many? The thing is, I think I stand by the five because you know the golden hearty scenes, the two that we had when they talked to each other was worth about a minute at most. And it's like, what was thrown worth for like two minutes, two and a half? He had a bit more plot stuff. And Sabine and Ezra that we didn't need. That's like one minute crabs. Billy. What a waste of time. Well, yeah. And everybody's being retarded too. It's, it's. Yes. Everyone's stupid. It's like the rest of all these shows. Everyone's fucking stupid. They consistently write everyone to be stupid all the time. No one makes a smart decision. Considering that thrown as hyped up as this master tactician, I wouldn't say that he is exceptionally more intelligent than anybody else right now. Well, he's gone hyper retodd mode because it's just like, you know, step one. Can we find Ezra? It's like, apparently not. It's like, okay. You should have found him. He was easy to find. I mean, how long have they been here? Right. Exactly. He's had nothing to do but look for fucking Ezra. Let's be honest. I would love to know how he lost him in the first place. That's actually a good question. Yeah. Cause they traveled together, right? Yes. With the space world. Like in the same room together. Yup. That's great. Yeah. In any case, backup plan will send Sabine with all of her gear to go and find him. And then when she does flush him out, we can then kill them both. So like, no, just go find him, kill her. Why would you give her all of her weapons back, and then of course it's like, and now we'll send the mercenaries after them to kill them. And if the mercenaries die, that's good. Cause we don't like them anyway. It's like, oh my God. Yeah. Which is evidence by, oh well he used to be a Jedi. So he was probably lying about Ahsoka being dead. Which is insane. There's a leap. What the fuck? It's just, they don't have anything to do. They're not connected. They're just disconnected lines of thought. And it's just as for whether or not you want someone dead is just going to conveniently match whatever's happening at the time. Also Darth Vader used to be in the Jedi. Well, who was he, Rags? Just the right-hand man of the entire empire? Or is he remembered as being the fact that he was a Jedi, fucked everything up? I don't know. Cause no one fucking talks about it. Recently. It was mentioned earlier, but what does Baelan think about Luke and Darth Vader? What does he think about those two? What does he make of them? Maybe a better question. What does Luke think about all of this? Oh well. Well yeah, he's not a part of it right now. We're too busy, you know, going on this little adventure that the whole fate of the galaxy seemingly implied to be entirely at stake because Throne is the super duper most important person ever. I'm sure it'll come to a very competently written conclusion. Yeah. Well, see, that's the thing. Seven and eight are going to be nuts because that's when things will start happening very fast. Yeah. Cause they'll probably be... Oh! Oh! It might be worthwhile because, you know, since seven and eight are probably going to be like more tied at the hip in terms of plot happenings. I imagine that there's going to be a lightsaber fight with Ezra and Sabine fighting a good old Baland and what's her name. They're going to have a fight. And I reckon it'll be when Ezra's in danger, that'll be the thing that gets Sabine to use her force powers. Yeah. I don't think you're on top of that. I think they want to run with the idea that her connection to Ezra is correct. I would have thought they'd have a Soka-Balen rematch. I don't know. Maybe they will have an Soka-Balen rematch or maybe they won't. Maybe that won't happen. It seems like the most basic thing that Dave does. Well, sure. But I mean, did it make a lot of sense to kill the blue guy in a Book of Boba Fett, you know, as like a conclusion to him being brought back? Because that's Boba Fett defeating him. I suppose, because again, remember lightsaber battles don't mean that anybody's going to die or be permanently winded. They could have their fight where that's the case. It'll be Sabine needs to fight against what's her name. They're going to have a rematch but this time she'll win and use the force. Because remember, what's her name said? You have no power. But now she will. When Ezra gets threatened, that'll be the thing because see her caring about Ezra, that's, you know, but it's more powerful than anything. Throne will get out of here by the end though. He's going to be the bad guy of the Mando movie. He's our big bad movie. I don't think they'll get rid of him. As Dave said, we're going to jangle the key of Throne for a few years. So he'll be fine. Yeah, that's right. He'll be around. He'll be disappointingly stupid probably. But he'll be around for a while. But what about like resolution for Ahsoka? Or a week? Well, I was just going to say quickly that I think there's still a big likelihood that Baylin's going to get killed by Shin. It seems like I'm not so sure anymore. I'm not so sure about that one. Well, we've implanted a couple of things here. I don't know how Dave is aware of these threads. We've got the fact that she's annoyed that she wants to kill Sabine but she was prevented doing that. But I don't know if we've kept up with that or if we dropped that now. She also doesn't believe in what Baylin believes in. Baylin's like, oh, can't you do this? There's power in this world. We have to stay and she's like, it's a wasteland. They've got like pieces of how those two don't agree. And then you've obviously got the stupid rule of two shit like that will probably come up. So there's always the opportunity that he'll get stabbed in the back by her. That's always a payoff that they can use. Because everyone's like, rule of two, bro, rule of two. Yeah, that could be an episode seven. That could be an episode seven ender. I don't know what to make of Ahsoka getting here with the start. We haven't had a fight, a rematch with Ahsoka and the night sister lady, Morgan. Oh, right. Maybe that'll be the one. Maybe Baylin, they feel like did you fight her? Yeah. Remember, she fought with the giant star. The thing is, we are now at the point where we've got like, it's like Ahsoka who yang Sabine Ezra and I don't know, whatever sorted equipment slash like the little hermit crabs or the wolf pet guy. Like all them versus we've got special stormtrooper man. He's going to he's going to have a scene or something special happen with him. Plenty of fodder to get absolutely executed. We've got thousands of stormtroopers can all get slain whenever they want. But then we've got like a huge host of villains. Like all of them, you know, you could do anything you want. The only one that's thrown is protected. I don't think he killed Shin. I don't think he killed Morgan Elsbeth either. I feel like Baylin's the only one that might die. I think I think Baylin is, I don't think he's going to make it. But I feel like Morgan also is not going to make it. I think I imagine this will be a way in from to do something with it. Well, I don't know what the threat is with the Night Sisters, because this is the planet where they're from. So the problem is every time I think are they going to do something like more grand? It's like, oh, fuck, they never do. I mean, the world between world stuff was barely anything. When you really think about it in terms of what happened. So maybe this is just nothing other than maybe they believe wouldn't have. We showed that the Night Sisters are from here. And I don't know, maybe it's something that Baylin finds in the next episode, whatever power it is that he's searching. Right. They find it and then untaken it by and then kills him. But I didn't even know what he's looking for. And we're nearly, it's nearly, dude, we're three quarters of the way through. And what will it soak in the white dude? We're going into the finale. Mm-hmm. Well. Man. What a load of piss. Whatever will happen, it's not going to be fucking interesting. No. It feels a little, you know, just kind of empty like nothing's happening. Drinking brown water. It's so grandiose. Yeah. All I can hope for is less dead air in the next episode. Yeah. Do something. Man, that was funnier. Yeah. It was. It was funnier and man, that was a more entertaining show. Not because it was better, but kind of makes you believe that they're just experimenting with how little they can get away with these shows. Just panning things out all the time. I wonder if the answer is just more lame than that, that this is the best that he could do. That this was all a muster for the story. There has to be no way, right? I know. For his fucking OC, he can do more than this. You'd think so. I mean, this is what he wants stories to be. This would be, he's created what would be most entertaining for him to see. And we know it works. There's loads of fans that think this is incredible, and it just, that's the thing. When someone says, I love storytelling, and the next business says I love storytelling, they might be referring to completely different things. That's right. I don't even know what to say. Whatever. Nothing much happened. Everyone's an idiot. Like I said, this is like the dentist office waiting period episode. It's the next ones that stuff will happen. Whatever, man, about sums up really. Yeah. Really glad we got a filler episode in this eight episode season. We could have jumped from episode one to here. Like the amount of stuff that gets done. Tracker could have been on the ship. They went straight to this spooky planet and they followed him. All that happened in episode three was they had a fight over the planet. Three and four could have been condensed into one episode if they wanted to. Still have their little space fight. Five. Cool. And then, 15 minutes tops. Remember, episode one was an hour long. They could easily have done all this in one hour. And so much of it just didn't need to happen. Oh, did we need a 30-second shot revealing Sabine riding on a motorcycle? Well, I was about to say, why did we even need to have the whole ceremony that she ran away from? I'm tired. What do you guys want to say goodbye? Just say goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. I like the crabs. They were all right. Yeah. They were cool. Bye. Bye.