 Welcome to the Remake Podcast. I'm Matt. What's up? I'm Brad. Is this thing we're doing? Are we going in a circle? We're not going in circles. You're doing it. It's clearly not a circle. Michelle. Yeah, Michelle. And Jeremy here. This is our second episode. Thank you guys for everyone who listened to the first one and now we're going to start the second one off with some Star Wars news. Except we kind of got to watch the trailer because one of us hasn't watched it. Oh, yeah, I've seen it. Yo, one sec. Can we get this on the TV? No, it'll take too long. Fuck. Michelle hasn't watched it either. She had put it on the table. I watched one part of it and it was budget. This is, this is music? Not Rise of Skywalker. This is, it's not four. It's pan, well, it's pandering. They did it the same thing with the Renge of the Sith, well, they did the same thing with the Renge of the Sith teaser, but they do it a lot more. They did it very different. Remember when Star Wars was good? They're really like shoving it down our throats. Yeah, they're just showing the highlight reel. Oh, Kylo Ren, so cool. He's not wet. He's almost fighting me. What the fuck is that cape CG? It's fine. There's no reflection of it. What the fuck? The clickbait part. I'm not gonna lie. The clickbait's got me. I want it. What kind of stupid design lightsaber is that? Imagine all of a sudden you just pull it down. Oh, there goes my leg. Fuck. Are you kidding me? Oh You want to talk about oh pull it down that goes my leg. Look at my Darth Maul. Anyways, all right, so what's our Impressions of this so far? Are they just putting that in there because people like Darth Maul, so that's plans and also they used to like? Darth Maul Saber never fold it. Yeah, but it was a double-ended lightsaber. People love their double-ended lightsaber, but it never folded. It didn't. Yeah, this is admittedly. Think about it's long now though. Design choice on a lightsaber. The more moving parts, the more likely the fatality is going to be. Just all of a sudden it just starts up. It's not any longer. I don't care. It's like in the handle. It's still the same. No, dude, that's twice the length. Each saber needs the same amount of crystal space. Those double sabers are not the same as a single handle. Like when it extends, it is almost twice as long in the middle as Maul's was. Maul was from here was about this much spacing. That one's like a fucking 2x4 before the lightsaber starts. Anyway, remember when JJ Abrams said fuck it. I'm gonna do whatever with this movie. Yeah, I think you just think that was it. From the creators of Lost, all your questions will be answered. But not. Fuck. I'll beg you that whole dark craze is just in a dream or something. There's no way. Oral will be right at the beginning of the movie and she'll wake up and be the only way that I would be happy with Rey actually going to the dark side and that trailer is she legitimately goes to the dark side. None of this reverting bullshit. I want to see a full on. There's no fucking Jedi left. It's just the Sith. And it's Rey. Everything has been established. There's no point. You had that opportunity with the last movie but she cast that aside. We've basically been shown that Rey is an incorruptible character. Yeah. Because she's perfect. Marysu! Of course she's perfect. She's written to be perfect. How does a perfect character? What does anyone feel about the Emperor coming back? I think... Did you heard his voice in it? I think they're just still also kind of trying to play on nostalgia. What are the odds? They're just gonna pull an endgame and just go into the past to try and fix the future and that's where Palpatine comes back. Fano style. It makes no sense. It makes literally no sense. I mean we can have hat man going up the 80s. He's made a lot of things so far though. The first Force Awakens was okay. It wasn't good though. Force Awakens was like a soft reboot and people were like oh let's see where this goes and then Ron Johnson just like took an epic dump all over it. He's like this is not a fan fiction. And then J.J. Abrams came back and was like what's going on? And I was trying to wipe off all the shit that's all over the place and he's like ah it's still recoverable we can do this. So are Kathleen Kennedy. You're gonna make some money but I don't know. J.J. and I wipe and I wipe but still poop. Yeah. Still poop. J.J. did write out a rough plotline for the episode eight and episode nine and apparently Ron Johnson looked at eight and was like yeet. And Kathleen Kennedy is like yeah that's a good idea. Kathleen Kennedy is like is there a Star Wars in there? And he's like yeah there's a Star Wars approved. Apparently she said that it's been the plan the whole time that the Emperor is gonna come back in episode nine. How they're going to make it work is going to be some contrived bullshit. So is he just gonna be through all nine movies? It's actually funny you say that. Oh real quick I think okay so this is how J.J. Abrams is gonna solve all the issues. So who's the who's the who's the red herring in eight seven and eight? Snoke! He's a poorly created clone of Emperor Palpatine that didn't quite work out and so the more perfected ones coming back in nine saying oh that was me all along. I definitely prefer the stupid theory that he was a young man. Definitely prefer that. I was really hoping for Darth Jar-Jar. He's something to feel it all along! I don't even know what's gonna happen. I don't even want to pretend to know because I I don't! All right to the comics. The reason why I bring these up is because these were originally the first major comics anyways that talked about what happened after the events of Return of the Jedi. There's a lot of oil guards in it. Kind of. No that's Prince of Empire. Yeah. This one did have the Emperor coming back through the clone theory. He just had different bodies and he was his force spirit. Yeah he was going into different bodies. This one in particular also had a spaceship that could shoot across galaxies and blow up planets which at the time when this was released people thought it was absurd and then Force Awakens literally has it as the Starkiller base. So the comic book series that has kind of been renowned for- Wait what was the name of the super weapon? Sorry? What was the name of the super weapon? What was the big spaceship? It's always called something. Empire is known for super weapons. They all have super names. I don't say it on the back here. I'll find it. I mean if you want to- Okay you tell me. I'll find it. So don't rename her. You are no longer a planet. This series had a lot of people kind of talking ill of it because of how ridiculous it was yet these two comics- Galaxy Gun. The Galaxy Gun. The Galaxy Gun. Are you serious? That was fast. Yep. Wow Jeremy you're looking real on profession. I haven't read this in like eight years. I recognized it and I was like oh it's probably in here. Anyways the series that had the most amount of flak about it has been borrowed the most so far from all previously written material before the whole legend stuff. Does anyone have any positive or any sort of hopes for this movie? That the Skywalker saga will end for good? I would love it. I would like the Skywalker's to be over. What I would like to see them do is older public. Well they are doing that with you know the two people who did Game of Thrones including Season 8. Yep that's gonna go well. What about Luke? He kind of double died in the last movie. Yeah he'll come back as a ghost. As a ghost but don't make him- That way he can triple death. Well no so he can have more screen time and JJ Abrams can somewhat redeem him maybe. Maybe. Because otherwise Mark Hamill is going to die a salty old man. Well we already saw that Yoda has the ability to control lightning in the last Jedi so Luke has to come in like hey Kylo and just electrocute him. Yeah a lot of issues and stars can be solved with violence. General. This is a new section that we're going to add to the review is this is Yoda you ask where we have this overpriced talking Yoda doll and we're going to ask him what he thinks of the Star Wars movies. It's that it's not even there's no batteries. Oh yeah you have batteries. He works. This is so not scripted. Oh oh actually we thought of this last night. Did he not tell you about this? No actually I didn't know it moved. So the whole idea here is you ask Yoda a question and he'll give you somewhat of a response. We know that for a lot of jokes. So he goes Yoda can I ask you a question. Ask a question you should answer I will yes or no. What do you think the new Star Wars movie will be good or bad. There you go. Yoda Yoda. I don't get it. You guys say Yoda can I ask you a question. Yoda can I ask you a question. Oh no I think he's having a brain fart. Yoda can I ask you a question. He's tired. That section idea is something we're going to add to every show. So if you guys have a question that you'd like to ask and over a price talking doll be sure to put it in the comments below and whichever one that we think is the best we'll add to the next episode. Yoda yes. And maybe I'll answer it if you can. If that was anything to go by that was it's not going to work. He just doesn't like you. No he didn't. Yeah I hate Yoda. We were asking him questions yesterday. That was the fastest no response I've ever seen Yoda give. No. He's like no I go my god he's going to hate this movie. All right so that takes us into our next topic which is what Matt brought up in the last video is why he's wrong about the John Wick series. Sound like my parents. So everyone pretty much knows the John Wick series right now as kind of a staple mark for action in terms of how it's captured how the stunt work is portrayed and it has been quoted by several stuntmen as stunt porn. So Matt you said you had some issues with it. We're kind of very interested to see what they are and then yell at you. Okay. First John Wick movie is great it was just action simple and that was that. I will agree with you on that. And then in the second and third ones they just you know it was supposed to be a trilogy. Oh yeah I would have liked for it to stay a trilogy. The third and I would have preferred it to be a single standalone movie because it was just great on its own and then they add all this like secret government assassin stuff that just really puddles it. Yes they did. No no they expanded upon it. They introduced that that is the world he is reaching into in the first all they needed to. I do also kind of agree with Matt though that it was like a it was all a mystery. Yes all they need to explain. But they did kind of over explain some of it. The second one does I feel enough world building in terms of showing just a little bit more the clothing the the handshakes the secret society aspect of it. The third one I feel goes off the deep end and it's essentially just a tutorial mission. Yeah nothing happens in the third movie. Yeah I like it. I still I still enjoyed the first one. Honestly the second one is my least favorite. I like the first one it's my favorite then the third one then the second. Really. And I'm still giving all of those five out of five. Sorry five out of seven. I need not to call it to you. You just don't know what that means. That's a Mimi thing. It's pronounced Mamey. Mamey. Anyway yeah so the first one was great. I love the second and third one. Like it was just good but like I would have preferred if it was just a standalone. I was hoping that the third one. Yeah like I like that mystery. Like they built upon it whatever it is what it is now. There's a fourth one and and it also kind of bumped Keanu Reeves' career back into like the spotlight because there's a matrix four coming out now. Everyone's is so breathtaking. We're all going to be like just. Oh you're breathtaking. Breathtaking nature. Well that's because Keanu Reeves is a Canadian national treasure. Like really his acting is nothing. I'm waiting for his entire life to be shrunk down into a Canadian heritage moment. Yeah he's just a good person though you can't you can't. You can't you can't eat a Keanu. Like he's not a good actor. No but he's a good person. Yeah he's just he's a good person. You just you gotta love him you can't ever you gotta love him. Oh true yeah I feel that the third film originally was intended to be the end but then they realized hey we can really milk this train because the third one actually had the highest grossing box office of all three movies. I also thought though that if the third one was going to be as successful as it was they were absolutely going to go yep this is basically the better bond go. I can't wait till they hobbs and shot. Oh please please don't please make it so ridiculous that it's just no replay eventually focus on another bunch of people in the same universe. Well there has been the idea of the continental show being pitched around for the last like ever since the first movie came out and it's been in pre-development ever since. I don't like that idea. If it was a miniseries like 10 episodes. I just think that's gonna go back into the Madhouse with it. There's over explaining every detail. Cats out of the bag right it's already now that's what it is so if they decide to make a miniseries like as long as it's good but like the movies are based like they're good because of the action pieces and all that I don't think a miniseries would be able to emulate that. The only show they have to get really unique and creative with every single scene in every movie. Yeah the only show that I would say that can possibly be comparable in terms of circumstance stunt work action is Into the Badlands by AMC. Didn't watch it. That show does have pretty impressive fight choreography in every single episode for a miniseries show so if they were able to put a lot and a lot of their budget into the stunt sequences not really hire really good actors but hire very good stunt coordinated actors and one decent actor that's how I feel budget wise they could attain. As long as they have a comp time does it not Netflix. I don't know I just like that ball of a trend that whenever something does well and it makes money they ruin it. They just drag it out. Yeah they drag it out to get every penny from it and they ruin it. That's good business. I think if they made a miniseries it would be more politically focused and less on the specific actions. Yeah I don't. They kind of derive from the like the plot of the movies but they'd have to change it. Yeah I don't I don't see a continental miniseries being an action based miniseries at all. They're more focused on the whole like that'd be my preference. You would be looking at the assassination like where do these guys go. How maybe the series is how do you get into this lifestyle because we don't really know that based on. Well no according to the movies every single citizen of New York is an assassin. There are a shit ton more assassins than you would expect it to be and they've all got phoned from the 90s. Yeah I found that kind of a cool aesthetic idea that the contract callers are all keeping it off the grid. Yeah even though they own the police. Which they said it's kind of yeah it would be international. I do like that it separates itself from our world like they don't talk about anything that's happening in the real world it is all about this dark other world that's all it's about they never kind of put in real life current day politics and never put any of those newsreels. They keep it really tight yeah like they keep in their world their universe. So toyed. I feel that the first two movies are pretty solid the first one is the best one because of how well edited it is how well constructed it was and it made you actually care about the villain character in that film too like when he says oh fuck it's John Wick you're like damn with a fucking pencil and then the second I was so glad when they actually killed someone Ruby Rose she got killed in it though good the second one had the best stunt work I felt especially that opening scene with a car oh yeah that was great that was insane that jump where the car actually comes up over the ramp hits the water and starts curving there actually was a potential because the camera was like this and the car's coming like this if the car had fucked up it would have gone right into the camera so there was risk with doing that stunt but they still did and Keanu was driving the second one had also has the best gunfight in my opinion which is the one that's in the tunnel the tunnel one is fucking fantastic especially when when he puts the guy up against the wall with the empty shotgun realizes it oh yeah that's the one of the first in the first oh yeah the club one's great yeah but and you also see him lose too in the third one when you're in the theaters and you hear the shotguns go off you just felt that in your in your core well when you're fighting the armor yeah remember in that that's final scene when he's bumping how many fucking bullets i had to put yeah well i was an i max and it's just like oh bass i was like oh my god it's like i can feel it they were taking on division enemies because they were all bullet sponges yeah just i'm kind of indifferent now to seeing how the series goes because i was expecting three to be the end but i gotta hate myself because i don't want another one could have come out but i'm gonna love it i'm glad i'm gonna hate that and then they're gonna come i'm gonna come out i'm gonna love it what other problems do you have with this series well that was that was that was it i wish i had just stayed at one film like i understand why they went further in there at least they did it well yeah just i i like the mystery it was just such a simple film it was just like yeah it was awesome remember that the first one was very mysterious yeah it didn't like coins as a continental when the copper rolls up and he's like hey john rough night you say that you working again yes you're working again that's the uh yeah just that presence he has within this whole world that everyone knows who he is and he's like michael jordan of killing people that's actually a pretty good description of that you're tired to go try baseball and sucked at it i mean generally as an assassin you don't want to be well you said john look we go to fishing or something we went to he got married and that didn't work out yeah kind of something back to killing you know when i went to go watch john with two my expectations have been so extremely high for it that i actually had to bring them down in anticipation to watch the movie because if i had gone in with those high expectations fucking none of it none of it would have been acceptable for me it it was the first movie did leave such a great impression i thought the first movie was gonna be shit just watching the trailers like this looks like yeah when you watch the trailer of that movie you instantly great another action movie yeah and it's it's not i completely missed john what coming out and i didn't see it until you guys watched i watched a review of someone i watched chris duckman's review i think a few days before and he was just like he was blown away by it too and like okay i'll give this a watch and yeah i was blown away i love that movie yeah well going into watching it you guys were all telling me it was so good and i was not disappointed from the first movie oh yeah very very good and then like that song right and just keep on that song all the time think by khali yeah khali yeah i can't say what dj nice it's not do you ever the song from the that's actually got probably the best kill in that movie where he stabs the dude and death and like cold death eye stares and as the dude is sliding down the wall and his life is exasperated and he's just like okay i i think my favorite non-deaths are when he stabs his buddy goes consider professional courtesy leave some on the train oh yeah um and in the third one with the samurai that fight where he's like they're battling so hard and such a great you talking about when he fights the two dudes no i don't know the last last the last last guy i also like the two dudes well because they're from the raid well that's not why i haven't seen the raid so my favorite part in the second movie is when they gave ruby rose no lines because they knew her acting skills see like she can't happen or mute and now we got that moment they made her mute or it's politically incorrect i think it's non-verbal whatever triggered oh how do you how do you share it with sign language i don't know trigger yeah who's for the next one knows anything about the fourth matrix movie me absolutely nothing okay i thought that they were done i'm kind of surprised that they're giving them a chavsky's money um so the matrix trilogy is like my closet pleasure well i just like why why would it be a closet oh my it's my favorite movie series of all writers you know reason we should waves are we gonna do a marathon and yes yeah let's do really entertain the first one let's just do all the sleep during the second one and just be like are we gonna binge the animated no that's we don't all the animatrix some of those are pretty good yeah some of them are incredibly fucking dark and stilted the first the first two the first ones yeah how the machines big took over the world that one's like that one that one was the my introduction to the matrix fuck i'm young okay yeah remember when they did their little bit on matrix and i didn't know i didn't i can never play the game because i didn't have an institute for there's the lady squirrel and she had the trench coat on the dodge of bullets well that game did make a lot of i do yeah and they had the little matrix but i think they did it's been a while i remember matrix online why everyone knows the variation of t1 oh my god that was so horrible neo xx neos xx and now our third little topic here is we're gonna talk about the final joker trailer that just got released uh these two just watched it for the first time and admittedly i'm actually two yeah these two yeah kind of pointing is this no not no touch here not me she won't let me you've been known for this you know but yeah definitely this new trailer in comparison to the version this one is much more like action based and in the first one you really do pity him yeah you felt really sorry for his character and like when he's like pulling his face yeah crying the makeup off of his uh off of his face and the just how skinny he looks how he's treated by everyone that laughed too the first trailer did seem more art-hosey than the second trailer this one yeah it seems a little bit more in terms of kind of a blockbuster but not but i am admittedly intrigued very intrigued but that trailer absolutely intrigues me i am very interested to see that movie but now i have to go watch that second trailer which i guess i'll do after the fact first trailer they said the other trailer second trailer did i say second trailer i'm wrong it looks like god forbid it might have a bit of originality into it which is nice to see with these kind of films todd phillips even has said that this is not the joker that you're used to i know that they say that a lot of times with different characters and different every dc movie ever yes i know but i actually don't promise this it it's i have no hope for this he says it has nothing to do with the dc universe that whatever the fucking yes that's called a copout i think watch that is not going to have any connection it has nothing to do with the dc universe unless it's a major success exactly and then yep this is a dc movie true and true well they did fire the the head of warner brothers who was kind of the guy who was the main construct of the dceu and um the head of warner bros was in charge of the dcu well he was one of the major fact he was one of the major decision makers but then he got uh fired for them doing some me too stuff if i'm correct so now there's someone else in charge um i know that this movie had an absolute nightmare of a production apparently the script was being rewritten every day there was a background extras who sued the production because as you can see there's some filming down a subway train yeah they were forced to be on that train sometimes for seven to eight hours and they were taking pisses off of the train sounds like a joker movie sounds like a regular new york subway sounds like a joke of a production that was a point that was worse than your usual i think that walking phoenix looks very good in it i think he's gonna do very well oh absolutely i have no idea who that is i'm assuming it's joker yeah i feel that bitch it's a podcast turn off your phone i think he's gonna do is yeah something that's a little bit different in terms of what ledger did um it's definitely not going to be as hot topicy as uh mr leto so i'm kind of happy for that leto was greatly hated but i mean he had a couple things go against him like the dcu and then two they cut most of his part yeah he was barely in that movie and everybody he filmed a fuck ton more than that apparently something like an hour if his footage was cut out of like what the fuck i i did kind of look forward to his representation of joker but yeah we didn't get enough of it you didn't get enough and i think that's really the true outfit yeah i just kind of indifferent to him he was barely in the movie and he kind of matched what they were going with the harley quinn i felt i think he was trying to be too much of something new well no in the original in the original like script like joker and um you know what's your name it's harley quinn wait how do you huh zulu shut up boomer so the zulu you want to treat shut up joker and harley quinn had a very abusive relationship which is showing all in the movie and then they're like oh people aren't gonna like that they want to have that whole lovey-dovey thing and so they cut out all the pieces and like changed uh certain scenes around so that it would be more of like a proper relationship that people would love like the helicopter scene he actually pushed her out yeah i just kind of romanticized because he didn't but they changed it to him you go the helicopter is blowing up but we find the joker when he pushes her into the acid and he jumps in too yeah like all that stuff they just made all lovey-dovey and it's so psychotically evil so that's what i'm saying i like that Joaquin's joker looks like he's not forced he like you were saying is a representation of mental illness um it looks fun it seems like they might touch on that i think it's gonna get dark as a fig absolutely well from the first trailer maybe even darker than the dc has ever been dark as a bit man so much dark i'm waiting bad i hope it's good i hope it's good too but i don't want to hope for it maybe i'll be pleasantly surprised that would be nice to be pleasantly surprised by a dc movie because the last time we had a positive reaction to anything from them was wonder woman yeah some people like shersam i've never seen i i haven't seen it so i can't have no no no i haven't seen her interest in seeing that movie it was funny you also watch a lot more movies than we do that's true you fucking nerd well i'm gonna go watch my anime now that that concludes this podcast thank you guys for listening if you have any suggestions of what you'd like us to talk about leave them in the in the comments below also if you want to ask you don't even have 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