Google Owns It





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Published on Jan 18, 2009

Google (owns it)


YouTube (Google owns it)
Gmail (Google owns it)
Blogger (Google owns it)
FeedBurner (Google owns it)
Google (Google owns it)
AdSense (Google owns it)
AOL (Google owns it)
Well, really, only 5%

Emu farms (Google owns it)
Diamond mines (Google owns it)
Dennis Hopper (Google owns him)
Trees (Google owns them)
NASA (Google owns it)
Osmosis (Google owns it)
Google owns the planet Earth
That's why they called it Google Earth!

Wolverines (Google owns them)
Cottage cheese (Google owns it)
This spider (Google owns them)
Judi Dench (Google owns her)
The cure for AIDS (Google owns it)
This ceiling fan (Google owns it)
Happiness (Google owns it)
And now my Credence Clearwater bit

(plays the no-music-guitar-strumming of the bridge of CCR's "Lookin' Out My Back Door")

Microsoft (Google owns it)
No they don't (Yes, they own it)
Are you sure? (Sure about it)
I don't think so (Get on with it)
This big hat (Google owns it)
My kitty cat (Google owns it)
The letter "G" (Google owns it)
Your virginity (Google owned it)

Lincoln's hat (Google owns it)
The Jedi Council (Google owns it)
World peace (Google owns it)
Harmonies (Google owns them)
Jazz metal (Google owns it)
Gay marriage (Google owns it)
Water polo (Google owns it)
My guitar solo (Google owns it)


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