 A lot of you have been asking about my diet, for obvious reasons. I got a fruit cup, because the only things I've been putting in my body for the past 24 hours are energy drinks, a chopped cheese, and pizza, and then I had that same leftover pizza for lunch. So I'm eating a fruit bowl for the first time ever, so the playoffs are already getting to me day two. Again we just found out the Yankees are in rain delay, so I'm going to eat this fruit cup, and then again back to my diet, I'm going to have another energy drink. Really hoping the Yankees win tonight, because then tomorrow doesn't have to be an insane night, which would be really nice, and I like the Yankees. So follow me at Tuck and Jake Snacks for more food and life advice. Motivated by Joe's McFly, and this room full of Yankee losers, I thought of a Yankee trivia question. Three Yankee players played in one baseball game this year. Who are they? Tyler Lyons. Tyler Lyons. One point BBD. Bang. Tommy Kainley. Tommy Kainley. Oh! One point McPherson. No. Hey, Floral. I'm good. Floral. The winners get to kiss me on the lips. I'm glad I lost. All right. And the losers, too. This is the first game as you jailed me. It's a foul ball. Straight back. Way on it. That's about as good as you can foul off a bitch, Zach, just to let you know. I'd say, like, just missing the ball. No. Like, 500 feet. No, because he just missed dead center home run. You know, he doesn't get it. Well, making them work. All right. It's a good at bat. Making them work. It's a good at bat thus far. It's a good lead off at bat. It's a good lead off at bat. It's a good lead off at bat. There you go. Judgey. Okay. Did he call that a ball? Correct. Tumpain season. Tumpain season. What a doofus. Thanks. Luke said they showed a Glaber-Hunkreal pregame. They did. We've seen the Glaber-Hunkreal. 2-0. Nice pitch. 3-2. Big swing of his. Change up. Now, what did we do wrong? Cleveland needed that. What did we do wrong? Cleveland needed that. The hoodie's been kind of freaking everybody out. Did I ask for anything? You didn't ask for anything. The hoodie was happening. Are you drinking piss? Urine. I call urine. I'm called piss. Yep. Okay. Why are you a little too scary? But you got to play, man. It's pouring. Stop the ball. It's raining. Kept his body in front of it. That's great fundamentals. The elements. They're a little too much. Why do we start this game? The first 20 minutes of the rain delay. Right. Were clear skies. Right. So if you're going to wade out the rain. Wade out the rain. Wade out the actual rain. Hologram Tanaka to Ramirez. Why is that your O2 pitch, Tank? It's a good O2 pitch. What? This is an impressive display of how to not do things. Why'd they just make Tank pitch in that? Cleveland got one run. And then they said, ah, we shouldn't be playing in this. So I hate it. I think we come back in 10-15. It's just like Tanaka had a quick inning and he comes back out. And then lights out Tanaka's here. You can't call a rain delay. Right. When it's not raining. But then you can't, like, Tank gives up a run. And then you say, no, no. Whatever. Makes a win. 32. 32 minutes. So it's like a long Yankees rally. It's not raining. Start the game now. Would have been the better plan. Yeah, that would have been. There's no rain the rest of the way. Should have been an 8-30 start. Real. Thank you. Oh, Tom Paine. I'm Gary. Tom Paine. You dumb pieces of shit. Ooh. I mean, Taylor. Jesus Christ. Cleveland is over the rain delay and they're happy about it. Yes, they are enjoying the rain delay. I'm out of tank. I think Cleveland likes the rain delay currently. Taylor's out of control. Literally. If he wasn't doing this against the Yankees. Oh, yeah. He'd be my favorite player in the postseason currently. All right. We need to get to 2K so Jake will suck himself off. Well, good luck. He held up. Yeah. Great call. Tradition. Great. Okay. We go G to Gio. That's what we do. Gio or shallow revenge game, by the way. Oh, they're bringing in Wild Thing. Oh, Joseph. They're saying nothing, but I got the little helmet on. You know what I mean? No, the game's starting now. The game's started. I'm like this. All right. Thank you, Dante Gizzi. This is their number one relief. I know. Take. Good call, Blue. Tom Paine's so unpredictable. It's a wild card. If you got any balls, you drop that curve. Juggle in the ball on the bat. 3, 2, like 4. He's being so jittery. He's being so jittery. Do you like that? Oh, oh, oh, oh. Hey, hey, sorry. Sorry, Mr. or Shella. We like your club, but we don't like your bat. We're going to trade you the blue jays for nothing. I hope you don't come back against us in the playoff game and hit a goal ahead. You probably know my... But this was spent. You know my friend Shane. God of Shella. Welcome to Jan's Karen Chacks. Meatballs. What an idiot. He's juggling the ball, Jake. It's like clearly... Wild thing. Jaws, Gary Homer Draft. Crushing the Homer Draft. Playoff Homer Draft, Jake, is a sick puppy. Nice short porch, Cleveland. Oh, my God. Jeez, cheapy homerun. Geo to DJ. I mean, we had it. Geo to DJ Devoie. I love Geo or Shella. And the momentum. I love Geo or Shella. Switched Frankie around. Easy swore. They call him Geo or Shella. It's just a little 3-2 stretch, Zach. Just a little 3-2 stretch. You got to get up. You got to stretch it around. You got to remind yourself and everyone else in the room. Big pitch coming. Speed kills. Guard dog up. Guard dog season. Guard dog's up. Guard dog season. Guard dog's up. Ew, nice pitch. Weird chess moves right now. Both teams put in a worse pitcher. A worse player. Now, Britton was struggling, though, and there was hot as shit. Okay. Oh, no. What a crazy move. I like that I know how to help the Yankees on offense. We have not figured out how to help them. You're not my father. You're not my god. Runs. Molten. One. Okay. Good take. Spits on it. Absolutely spits on it. Good take. The game of chess has come to its next big move. Clint Fraser is much better. Clint's coming up. Clint's much better. And then you go for the first. I'm a little bit like this right now. Exactly. That was the first stop in a while. I'm pretty worried. Can't get it over. Fucking dude. Dude. Why is he in this game? Boom, take him the fuck out. Are you gonna watch another one? Okay. Christ, that's a wrong one. Yeah, Artie. Oh my god. And then first pitch. Lasagna. Walked the nine hole hitter to start the inning. Gio Urcella. How the fuck did he do that? Gio Urcella. How the fuck did he do that? Did he do that? Six pitches from Chapman. It's a one run game. I love Gio. There's times in baseball when you gotta get gross. So I got a brand of rotisserie chicken pringles. I might go a pringle per pitch. Is that disgusting? Absolutely. Legs up. Legs up. Quick take. That's a great take. When are you doing your bites? I've also started mixing in a kiss. I have something to say. I kind of accidentally went sideways insert. And it felt awful. Yeah. Two for two with the pringles. Pitting on base. The pringles are done for you. Up. I mean are we gonna be able to do this? Let's hope so. Pringles can. I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm gonna be able to do this. Pringles can. Otherwise you're gonna have some serious problems. Win the pitch. One nothing. That pitch. One nothing. Flavor. Oh the guard dog's up next. A little bit like this. You gotta win this pitch guy. Okay. Who won that pitch? Who won that pitch? Show the pitch. Show everything else besides this. Show the baseball. Show the fucking baseball. Come on Flavor. Zach I'm a little bit like this right now. Pringles are three for three. Okay. Three two. Yes. Yes. People are gonna blame the drop pringles. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna eat the floor pringles on this pitch. Yeah. Keep it up. That was my minimum ask. Just make sure you check that geo player. Get greedy. And try to put one in the zone. Do it. Be cruel. I told these idiots at the bodega. And we got it. Zach you need to get a shot. We have 2,478 people live with us. And they're just going crazy. Mo Pringles. Chris. I would make sure you check out the geo play. Oh okay. I'm not buying it. It's a really good play. Now we're out of pringles. It's on my phone. It's on my phone. Watch the geo play eat a pringle. And you go back to this Zach. It's a little bit. We don't have any fucking traditions when the Yankees are pitching. I think we have to finish the pringles. Oh my god that's disgusting. Drink the water. Put the smelling sauce in there. Clean the hands or no. No that's gross. We're so dumb. This was just a mistake. Come on Chappy. Punch him. Yup. Dude geo made that play. The ball was behind him. That's one. Whoever make the play. That's two. Contact. Coming up. Chris Miller has a really good point in the chat. He says how about that geo play? Gotta be low in the dirt. He didn't foul that? That was a straight swing and a miss? Oh fuck. The fleeting emotions of baseball are a thunderous bitch. Oh great call by James Jacobs in the chat. Anyone seen that geo play? T2. Yes! Fuck yeah. I cannot believe the pringles worked. But the pringles fucking worked. Standing up 3 2 worked. I'm a little bit like this right now. Going to San Diego, right? Top of the heat. I'm getting to some years of my life. Bro I'm gonna have to sleep like 12 hours one of these days to catch up. I'm gonna have to pee since like the fourth inning. Just thank god. I couldn't handle a game.