 why is she crying already? already! hey guys so today we're going to be watching a movie that surprisingly has been requested. i've seen it commented once. so today i'm going to be watching a movie called beautiful creatures and the reason why i wanted to do this movie is because it is one of the few like teen book adaptation films from that like 2013, 12, 14 type of era that i have not seen. i also wanted to do it because i feel like no one knows about it but everyone knows about it. you know? like i feel like everyone knows about beautiful creatures but like nobody has really watched it. it's kind of in that same category as like i am number four and the mortal instruments like those movies of that time were just like they did not hit the mark like they were supposed to and they were made to be. shout out to Squarespace for sponsoring today's video. Squarespace is a perfect place for you if you need to make your own website. 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It's kind of crazy. When you live in a small town and you don't have the sun anymore, what is it? Is it a cloater? Is it one of those fancy cloaters? Or is it a pocket watch? Or is it a... no it's shiny. Sometimes I'm Billy Pilgrim. I'm literally not even listening to his narration right now because he bothers me. His voice bothers me. Okay there I said it. You know what? You guys get to make fun of my voice. I get to make fun of his voice. That's just how it works. Okay? His voice bothers me. I could tell it's not real. His voice is not real. What is he a fucking rabbit just eating celery in the morning? Jesus. She's in this movie? How did they get her in this movie? Oh it's um um she was in the vampire academy and she was not a part of five feet apart. She's in fucking um set it up on Netflix. I know her. Just us. Oh that would be just heaven. Sure. Oh my god her lip twitching. That was great acting. It was like really convincing. Kind of scared me. Girls I'm telling you this right now. See I mean everyone thought they were crazy. They said oh you're just some Christian Bible thumping weirdos but turns out they're right. She's a little witch dog into that witchcraft witchery satanism. She's a witch burner at the stake. What the fuck is the point of the gate if it it doesn't have a lock on it? Oh I live in a gated community. Well the gate just opens when you push on it so it doesn't even matter. You do not live in a gated community. You do not. Damn did their house get swallowed by the forest? Why is it so filled with grass? It looks like there's grass coming out of the house and we're just gonna pretend that it's really normal for you to just waltz into a house. Holy shit maybe that's why the outside looks so crazy because the inside looks dope. Where is the witchery? I signed up for this movie to see witches and I haven't seen one witch other than some glass breaking which kind of just reminds me of Sharkboy and Lavaville in the classroom and I don't know why it reminds me of that but it just does so you can stop yelling at me. But honestly I came here for witches. Where's the witches? Where's the witches bitches? Welcome to suck-ass Gatton gift. You did not get that for her. You found it on the floor. What did you do to him? Why is she crying already? Already! I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to win. ACW, JKD, December 21st, 1863. Dang they're really close. They're like hey um what'd you have for lunch? Tacos? That's awesome. Consider this an early sweet 16 present. Sweet 16. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh my god did they know each other? Oh my god are they like oh they knew each other in a past life? Oh my god or what? It was all a dream? It was all a dream? All of it? The whole thing with his with her with her uncle and everything that was none of it was real? How'd I get home? What are you talking about when that guy hit you already in bed? I'm glad you're getting some sleep. Emma! How did I get here? Why are you shouting? I'm sorry. Why are you shouting? You need to calm down. You need to calm down. If this little pendant is so dangerous why was it so easy to find? He didn't even look for it. He didn't even dig for it. He literally glanced to the floor and said oh my god maybe it's a quarter or maybe it's one of those specialty quarters I want to see and it wasn't even that. It was a pendant with the stupid engraving on it. Oh my god. Whoa this is kind of trippy. Whoa this looks like the matrix bro. Now their matrix is fucked up. What the fuck? What the fuck? They're connected somehow. He's being eaten up by the ground. Oh my god. He's turning into a turning into a central. You know I just hate hot in all the time. Feeling like everybody's whispering about me. Isn't he the one that just got sucked up by like the dark magic and she's like I don't really get it. What do you stop doing that? It's kind of like freaking me out when he keeps doing that because he's not moving her hair like out of her face. He's like going like this. Like he's not moving it. Ew. What in the fuck you already? Oh so that's why their house looks so ugly because this bitch keeps doing this. Oh she's the bitch from Sky High. Oh my god. The one that was so annoying. Promise me it'll be a really normal awkward teenager date. I swear. I won't even call you after. Jark. I mean what did she expect him to do? Take her on a date to a haunted house like party city and like make fun of her the whole time? Pull over ma'am ma'am can you pull over. Oh my god she looks like Alice in New Moon with those red gloves on and those sunglasses and the headscarf and the red scarf. She looks like I was going to see the Volturi now. Where you at Edward? I literally don't even try to make toilet references. They just come out. When I turn 16 I might not even be who I am now. What's up with the turning 16 in witchery? I don't really get it. Every single time someone's like I turned 16. Some magical thing or ritual happens where they have to choose between like the dark side and the light side and it's like okay but like why 16? And the Reverend Stevens I believe. Yes sir. He's got a cane too. I take your little christian hat and I raise you the devil's cane. That sounds like the devil's cane sounds very much of like an innuendo and I did not mean for that to sound like an innuendo. Kind of with the lighting change and like the set change kind of looks like they were setting up a musical. Would have kind of been a little bit excited if they did start singing in their country accents but that didn't happen but I wish it would happen. It's not happening. It's taken from them. Poor things. Some return making. Darling come back. Every single scene is so long explaining explaining explaining and nothing's happening. It's explaining explaining explaining. Here's two characters explaining what's happening. Here's two other characters explaining what's happening. Nothing's happening though. I'm upset. I'm so upset. I remember this actress is she from it's the actress from Shameless. Let me guess we're gonna get another scene of two characters explaining some sort of part of the story again. Yay. Is she gonna explain to him what he's meant to do in this earth and convince him of something. Is it just me or is this boring? Even if her true nature doesn't claim her for the dark the curse will. It's already started. I'm warning you. What curse? I want to know about the curse. When you go on the tea cups with your cousin. Okay. I want you out of here. What is going on? I don't get it. This is not really a fight. They're just kind of doing a little spin game. You know how she will be. Get away from my boyfriend witch. Well finally she did something. I was waiting for some hand-to-hand combat right there because they were just going around on the tea cups not doing a thing. But honestly like they weren't really doing anything to each other. They were just spinning around. They weren't hitting each other. No one was getting hurt in the middle of it. These two girls were just spinning around for no reason. She can make mortals. See think or do whatever she wants. Especially man. Isn't that like the working definition of a bitch? Are they gonna have sex? Which sex? Oh my god. Which sex? What does that even mean? What could that possibly mean? Which sexual intercourse? Final destination six. Stop talking during the movie mate. Stop talking during the movie. That was like on the top. It was like right here. The kiss was right here. Not on the lips. It was like interesting placement for the kiss but okay. Reaching to my pocket. That goddamn stupid pocket. It looks so real. It looks so real. I don't remember the scene of Final Destination 6 but okay. Don't you dare go anywhere. Don't you dare go anywhere. Oh a little ritual. I bring you back from the dead. Oh she went dark to bring him back to life. I joined the dark side so you could live again. Just to kill him again? What? Oh my god I'm gonna join the dark side of magic so I can save you and then I kill you right after I save you. Bitch. That doesn't make any sense. Lena. The cursed pecan with your great great great grandmother. Genevieve Catherine Duquesne. She had the temerity to fall in love with her. I feel like this whole movie has been numb explaining the history of witches and I just don't really think that's that interesting but okay. And in her madness in her grief she used a spell that is forbidden to us. Is he fucking explaining what just happened what we just saw? No cast or may reverse death so she lost her soul. We just saw this. Why are you explaining it when you just spent five minutes showing it to us? Literally we just saw it. We just saw that whole scene and he's explaining it again. I don't even want to fucking listen because I already know it. It's pretty much common sense to understand what the fuck that just happened. You don't have to retell it. Well you should be at that party Ethan kicking up your heels with your real friends with the children who belong in this town. I'm not much of a four-part unit man. Oh well that's a shame. Well see I made you some brownies I thought maybe I could come in. I made you brownies because I felt bad for you because you're such a loser that I didn't go to the Halloween party with everyone else. Never has been. It's just that girl with her seductive quirkiness. Seductive quirkiness? Someone wrote that. Seductive quirkiness. I'm on your side son. What's a little curse when it comes to true love? Not only did she completely ruin yourself confidence about not getting invited to the party she also tried to kill you. It used to be under Washington D.C. until Nancy Reagan made the move. She just turned into her character on Suicide Squad. She just fully turned into her character on Suicide Squad where she eats the state. That's all that's the only scene I can think of right now is when she's introducing the Suicide Squad. Now here's the real question. Which one of you bitches can speak parcel tongue? Come on. I know one of you guys can. Let's go. Come on. You can do it. Just try. In these books, hold the histories of the castors from around the world. I'm not paying attention because they're just explaining useless shit again and I don't want to hear it. This movie is kind of making me upset actually. Book of Moons. I thought you were just going to say the Book of Mormon. Oh my God. The Book of Moons? No. The Book of Mormon. More history. More. Breathing. More. More. Can we move on? Look at this fool just eating a banana. I don't want to see you eating your fucking banana bitch. I'm trying to focus and you're just smiling at me with your stupid banana. What are you going to eat next? A cucumber? And stare at me? POV. I eat a banana and make direct eye contact with you. Being human is feeling bad. It's feeling pissed off. It's feeling scared and not being able to do anything about it until you don't. I'm kind of liking this guy the more time goes on. You know, he might have been a little bit weird with the banana but like he's kind of killing it with these ones. Sex scene. Yeah bitch. PG-13 sex scene. That's what I like to see buddy. There's not only one way to break the curse. Genevieve used the forbidden spell to give life to the one she loved. Ooh. Break the curse. Has to die. Yeah bitch. You gotta give me that death. You gotta give me that mafia. You gotta give me that witch stuff. Yes. The one you have to love has to die. Let's go baby. Let's go. Kill that bitch. I was just starting to like him too. They've got piss punch in the chaperones guard the makeup stairs. It is God awful. Sounds perfect. I feel like walking and kissing is like a really difficult task. You're like shuffle into the side as you're like I feel like that's not an easy thing to do. I've never tried it. Never tried it. Never done it but by the looks of it they looked like they were kind of struggling. What do you wish for every year that you never get? Got a good good clear noise on that one on that little I thought he was gonna kiss her but he like didn't. He just kind of like did it like a little bit. Snow. Um President Snow from The Hunger Games. You want to see President Snow? That's your wish. It's like the Christmas Drake and Josh movie where they get a barrel cheese and they pretend it's snow in California. Oh she's gonna kill him with hyperthermia? Oh she wiped his memory? For someone you love. For something or someone you love more. Why is everyone just nodding like they're little me's they're just like like you don't have to nod at every single word he says just like wait until the end and you could say amen. Bitch bars. Don't you love a good confederate flag? Yeah love that. I love it when we can wave our confederate flags freely. That's fun. He's been predetermined by the five elements. He's got one bullet and then the reenactment he's gonna shoot somebody. Bitch my mind. You're taking the reenactment a little too seriously dawg. Where'd you get the where'd you get the big blood from? How when do you find the time to put it there? How'd you know I would shoot you right? I am just a little like this is a little bit over dramatic dude. No one's even filming. She did not even see him before she started screaming. She said no and he was like she was like still round in the corner. Twist. What? Bitch. Bitch that was a plot twist. I was not expecting the uncle to die. Wow. But if you're an uncle in a movie you kind of expect to have to die because like no one is gonna save the uncle in the end. Like the uncle's always gonna die you know what I'm talking about? Oh baby this mortal you think you love you can never be together. Oh no did you ever love me mama? That was just that wasn't on my planner sorry I just sorry I forgot I didn't I didn't put it on my planner sorry about that one. But it ain't all dark and it ain't all light and it ain't all ours. And it ain't ain't and the ain't ain't ain't ain't ain't. Ew it looks so bad. That's funny. I could hear the sound. I can hear the bells. Sorry I don't know why I just made a hair spray reference right now. I feel like when like supernatural like sci-fi like fantasy whatever type of what you want to call it whenever they get like a plot and it's just like come into an end they're like memory loss. Like they don't know what to do so they just say you know what memory loss is what we're gonna do. Oh fuck you. She cannot hear you. She cannot hear you. What do you mean? That's a bunch of bullshit. That's bullshit. Out of everything that happened in the movie that's the most unrealistic thing that happened and I really don't like it because of that. So that was my reaction to beautiful creatures. I hope you guys liked it. I know this was a book and I know people are probably gonna say the book is so good and you should read the book and you know what I'm not gonna do? That I'm not gonna do it. So yeah sorry. I'm not gonna lie to you guys and say that I won't read it because I will not. Sorry. I've already read enough of these books. I read all of the the Mortal Instrument series and I understand how you know this type of genre works. I get it. I understand. Memory loss. New world type of stuff. Anyways thank you guys so much for watching. If you liked the video make sure you give it a thumbs up and let me know your thoughts about this movie in the comment section down below. 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