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How are you you got COVID or what? No, I don't have COVID but I was exposed to a couple of people with COVID first exposure was on Friday, okay, and I've tested since they have tested three or four times since then and I'm good But then the other exposure was yesterday Which was wild what happened as you may notice Big wax isn't here. Hey I mean, we don't know it's like I'm yesterday. Let me see what happened yesterday. Okay. I got tested. I Did a PCR test Sunday? Did another PCR test Monday morning? I Did another PCR test when I did why did a rapid test when I did Nick Cannon show No, all three of them were negative wax did a PCR that was negative um He didn't know he did two PCRs that were negative a Rapid that was inconclusive a rapid that was negative than a rapid that was positive Then he wouldn't did another PCR test that was negative And so the nurse was like, well, let's just do another one just to be sure and that one was positive Yikes, I don't know what the fuck is going on. I when I was doing a Netflix special. I got a Test that was positive freaked out Had a guy come to the crib and give me two Different tests. He gave me two rapid tests. Both of those rapid tests were negative Wow, so I test positive test negative twice Test again the next day Tested positive. I was positive for COVID Did you have it though? Did you actually have cold? Yeah, I lost my sense of taste smell all that shit You remember that story when I said I was going down to my girl and I couldn't taste anything and that's what I found out What is it supposed to taste like though, it's supposed to taste like pussy brothers pussy Oh Unique flavorless taste No, it's great. He's supposed to enjoy all this aside Would you be able to taste vagina if you weren't tasting vagina like if somebody gave you something that actually tasted like vagina Would you be like it tastes like vagina? Yeah, I think I would be able to I fine-tune my pussy tasting skills by this point in my life, but But the real reason I knew that I'm the real reason I knew that I wasn't tasting things because she came That'll do it down there, baby If all guys are inside effect of COVID your girls like get cold. Yeah. Yeah, she wanted me to get that Delta the whole thing Run it back. I don't know what's going on. I'm just being I'd rather be safe than sorry I'll get another PCR test on Wednesday because you know, I got a show to do baby. Yeah, I don't think I got a radio show from the house I can do breakfast up from the house. I can't do the guys on the truth from the house No, you need to get in there. I think you I think I think you're immune dude for real I think you know, yeah I know for some reason maybe some people just can't get it like my girl never got that shit I mean she got Vax, but like she just never got it She might have got it early early right before all the COVID shit hit or right at the very beginning Like before they shut us down for those like 12 days or whatever the fuck it was she She got sick, but she did she had her smell she had her taste, but she got like really sick So we think she either got it then or she just is one of these people who can't get it. That might be you Yeah, no, I think I think I got it early on too. I think I got it And I've told this story when all of us were on vacation December of 2019 New Year's everybody was sick broke me Duval Tiffany or nanny like everybody was sick like Van like everybody was sick But you know, he was just like who gives a shit drinks. I was up tea drink rum punch go in the ocean bro take it to the ocean That literally that literally was our mindset, but literally when I got back. I didn't get over that. I Ain't get over that to like mid-February. Yeah It was just like a reoccurring cough and I might have had other symptoms that I didn't even notice I might not have been tasting shit either But didn't even realize yeah Who knows? No, that's true. That's true. No, but we hear man. You know, I don't know I don't I don't know what what what wax is doing, but but we're here What did you see this week that you thought that was positively brilliant? What did you see that made you say? What a fucking idiot shows Man, it's so interesting with the Like I keep following up on the Astro world stuff, you know, and what is two things that I saw that were Absolutely brilliant. Like I thought that absolutely brilliant thing. Did you are you've been following the Dave Portnoy thing at all? And I Thought the way that he handled the Me Too allegation was brilliant because like He completely flipped it to a hit piece like he just changed the conversation Like it went from an allegation against him to oh This is a hit piece and he proved all all these people had you know Disliked them in the past and they've been disingenuous and they're reporting and all this other stuff and now the conversation is about a hit piece Well, I mean if you're being honest with each other a lot of these a lot of these were hip pieces, you know, I mean This is this is something that needs to change It's not like, you know, America's culture towards women should not change it absolutely should change You know, it has changed in a lot of ways for the better, but we can't act like a lot of people didn't weaponize You know the Me Too movement, of course We saw we saw it play out in politics. So crazy whether it was Brett Kavanaugh, Trump, Biden Every politician everybody going up for office it feels like no matter who it is There's just something coming out of the work would work And it just became this like perfect tool to take someone down that you didn't like Yeah, that's I mean, yeah, we did definitely weaponize it I don't I don't know all the details of the port the Portnoy Dave Portnoy case, but I definitely saw him You know start pointing the finger back at people and by the way, there's nothing wrong with that Like, you know, some people just don't don't care to sue Because you know, you know, it costs too much time. It costs too much energy waste too many resources, but Clearly Dave got a lot of time. Yeah Yeah, it's it's weird. It's like, I don't know if you assassinate my character. What other choice do I have? 100% instead of defending my character. I'm assassinating your shit Improved that everything you say is a lie 100% I don't know why people Really act like you're not supposed to defend yourself, you know legally at times like that I was thinking about that with like even you saw the baby situation. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah What do you thought on that? I mean, I always hate that things like that got to play out over social media I never like yeah, you know what I mean, but I also understand I'm 43 years old and I just didn't grow up in that era So what looks strange to me is normal to people of that age now There's two things. I think baby did I Think that number one he had every right to record and protect himself Because of what we're talking about right now We live in an era where whoever gets the first narrative out there wins and you know, the baby is already fighting All this other stuff, but that we think we've seen over the past couple of months So it's like does he need that does he need, you know, a woman jumping out there saying X Y and Z Not saying she would but what if she did so he's he's recording himself, you know for insurance It's easy. I thought I was like, well, maybe he should have just recorded it and not went live with it Yeah, but I don't know. Maybe you shouldn't show people in real time what's going on The other thing he did that was just crazy. You had no business disrespecting her like that. Yeah, that's when you that's when you lose Whatever you think you were gaining you lose at all when you disrespect her in that way because you can't call her a side Be when she's the whole mother of your child, my brother. Yeah, you know what I mean It's like the math ain't massive. That's all that's all yeah That was a weird one that popped up on my radar and I was I was watching it because the drama was just so high And I'm like a sucker for fucking gossip and drama, but uh It was one of those things that made me feel bad. I was just watching like Come on, bro, like you don't got to put this on IG I understand why culturally you would want to put something on IG live because you want to control the narrative So you're basically going yo before they start saying I'm wild before I start saying I'm all these fucked up things I just want everybody to know exactly what's happening right here, but you could have just videotaped the shit And if anything did come out Then you do it. Yeah, he made himself look worse. He's not very good at his own PR Right But everybody was fighting for the baby and trying to get forgiveness I mean, you know I mean like you had all these people talking on your behalf You had all these people supporting you, you know, Dave Chappelle coming out and don't abort the baby and then The baby I will say though I will say I don't we don't know how the whole situation started and you know, the young lady did get charged with simple assault And I feel like this off though like come on you're gonna make let your baby mama get charged with simple assault. Here's the thing What's who does I saw that when I saw the baby called the police? I Was like something's going down. I actually respect it because I What how else do you want him to handle that like you want him to get on some going shit? charges Like aren't you a street dude? You're just gonna be out here pressing charges. Like what? Yo, like like do we say fuck the police or we call the police? What's the deal you break explain the rules to me because I don't know police on your baby mama Like because she did simple assault. What's simple assault? I Don't know I don't make the rules because I don't play about those rules no more. I am a Corporate Man, I am a tax-paying citizen. I vote Okay, I have I have security Armed and otherwise. I love the life. I live. Yep You don't have that other shit if I got a play button street mafia John Gotti rules I don't got time for that. I'm calling the whole Now what I call it on my baby mama, I don't know You leave yeah mother of your child you just leave you let her cool down and then that's it What if you come back and she's still wild? What do you mean you came back too soon? You know I'm saying you came back too soon. She's gonna calm down. She could put some Netflix on She's gonna chill the fuck out call her mom be like yo your daughter's wilding right now Maybe you want to call her and like kind of work something out I don't know there's gotta be another alternative than calling the fucking cops on your on your baby mama If she's a girlfriend call the fucking cops But once you got a kid call the cops immediately call the cops immediately But if you if you got a kid with her come on I Feel you but but all that lets me know is man Something was happening in that place that we don't know nothing about if he got to that form He got before he was like man call the police, please Something had to be happening man The chances are I mean look I'm not trying to like look You guys make wise decisions You know with who you have a child with on both sides Shorty got to make wise decisions with him and then he got to make wise decision with her You know I mean you're knocking up these Instagram models is like you don't what is she what type of dancer? Like like she's an artist. She's a singer. Oh My bad, she's an artist my bad Whatever No, no, no, no show to your larger point, you know, let's take it out in this situation Very true, man. Like you really got to watch what you laying down with yes You can't like I would never disrespect the mother of my child Because you chose to lay with that woman Hmm was like when you when you when you when you disrespect are all crazy after the fact You say things like oh, you know you was nothing but a side B Well, why would you rock dog in the side? And she said in the video. She's like you came in me last night She was caught fire. I'm not gonna lie. I got When you read her captions and the only way you can tell when she's talking about her child is based on she spells Somebody just talking it if you like me and the baby is safe Call the cops on me will take the fucking phone away from the baby Oh It's just weird how you wake up on Monday morning, man, and it's always some bullshit like it's like the world don't stop Like there's always something for us to talk about and pick apart. I know the craziest shit I know I love it man, man. I was thinking about this the other day. I'm curious about your perspective on it But like you know how like here in the first world We got all these like rules so that we can have like a better society because we like care about human beings You know, so we got like rules like like children aren't allowed to work You know, they're not allowed to work because that could be abusive practices to children Right because the kids used to work in the factories. It was fucked up, you know But we're so goddamn phony because what we do is we just outsource all that shit to countries. We're still legal Yeah, yeah, yeah, like you got you have these American companies that will have chop They'll have their companies in other countries because child labor is yeah So we're like so fucked up I would never stand for that and then we buy all the shit that the children put together or like I think in Europe like I Think Germany's like we want to be a hundred percent clean energy by 2025 and then they just buy all their energy from a country that doesn't care about having clean energy So it's like stop the charade, bro You're doing the fucked up shit. You're doing the things. It's wrong like I was just thinking about this the other day Too like you know how like every time we have one of these climate Arrangements, you know like the climate accords or whatever and and they try to tell China and India to stop polluting right? They're like hey You got to stop using coal because you're polluting the world and it's like if I'm China and India I'd be I'd tell the rest of us. I'd be like Y'all made the world polluted we just started using machines like you want us To stop having economic development because y'all fucked up and got rich in the process hell No, if I'm trying India, I'm not doing shit Yeah It's strange and you know what's even strange is like it's almost like these countries keep up sure they keep up perception that we know It's not even real Yes, it's so seen through. Yes And it's like and as Americans we get to sit here and like like wipe our hands clean like we're not involved in it at all And then act like holier and now and we have all of our like Wokeness and we have all of like our progressive agendas and it's like bro We are just as invested in this fuck shit. It's just there's a border so we get to pretend like we're not Yeah, yeah We're supporting all the bad things You know I mean but as long as life is good for us here, we can just ignore it and maybe that's good Maybe that's cool, but I guess I just get annoyed when people act holier than now It's just like I'm it's cool But it's kind of rocking us to sleep man And it's something that do ball says all the time if you just want to see how America's eventually gonna shape out just look at what's going on in other countries and Bro, we just simply not equipped for it. What do you mean? Like we're just not equipped for anything like we're not equipped for anything Potentially bad that could happen here in America. We saw that last year with the pandemic, bro Like we're not equipped for anything. We're like we're not equipped for I mean this will probably never happen We're not equipped for if a nuclear weapon hits us We're definitely not a quick. We're definitely not equipped for for pandemics You know what I'm saying? Yeah, we're not equipped for, you know, really really crazy natural disasters Yeah, I don't know bro, but I guess you but you could also make the argument like We had a pandemic where everybody shut down for a year and the economy bounced back immediately The you know people are living fucking good like the toilet right now. Are you kidding me? Inflation that are all-time high. That's why Joe Biden's approval rating is so fucking low because the economy ain't shit No, the economy is not doing bad. The stock market is fucking humming. Maybe cuz The stock market is humming and a lot of times that's how we're defined the economy is like There are so many jobs that they're begging people to work like you can get a job anybody who's unemployed right now That's my choice you You know they had a bunch they had a great resignation I forget the exact number, but it was like you're the highest level of resignations ever this year Like people just decided they did not want to go back to work because some people want to be entrepreneurs A lot of people, you know, they were collecting the PPPs and the unemployment, right? And now they're at a point right now where it's like it's a lot of jobs But it's not job and people necessarily want to work but inflation is sky-high right now Yo, first of all, I don't even know what that means with inflation. I pretend like I know what it means I don't know what that means. I can't even put me that if you said Alex to buy a microphone right now That shit might be three times the price and then people keep saying shit Oh supply chain issues or whatever the fuck. It's like no, that's true That's who I guess I don't buy shit this part of the supply chain because it has an effect of me I don't think I bought shit from the supply chain. I think coffee is good coffee gets here. I get coffee I get sneakers, you know what I mean? I'm pretty good right now things that I need right now pretty good Yes, I mean if it right like that's all the articles that came out yesterday in the day is so much economic discontent That's why they say Joe Biden's approval rating is so fucking low rating is low because he's dead That's why This is embarrassing. How is this not more embarrassing than Trump? the most embarrassing part about this is that it completely exposes that the presidential position is Useless it you could put anybody at the poor guy I feel bad for him because you know, there's no way that he dedicated his whole life to politics He knows how useless the position is you can just put anybody in there It doesn't matter and he's like y'all are really gonna make me do this before I die Y'all are really gonna force me to be president. You don't want that shit Do you think it's one of those cases where you chase something for so long and it kept denying you? You kept chasing chasing it and then when you finally got it, you realize it's not even what I wanted fam I don't think he even wanted I think he wanted it early and then once he saw what it was he was like No, I'm gonna be a vice president. Just chill Joe Biden's the perfect vice president Just walk around with your fucking airplane pilot glasses and your leather jacket and say hey Hey, dude, and like point of people like it's a wild shit here and every once in a while president By the way, that's the role I thought Kamala was gonna play in this administration The road that Joe Biden played with Obama like saying a lot of this shit Obama couldn't say So I thought that's the world Kamala was gonna play. They got Kamala in a bunker somewhere dog. I'm honestly doing I Feel bad for Kamala, bro I feel genuinely bad for Kamala because every time she talks the whole world is like this woman sucks Every time she opens her mouth and she's trying to be charming. She's trying to be sweet and she's clearly like a smart effective She was really a smart effective I don't know if you call them like politician or like public servant regardless if you liked her policies or not She was able to implement them, right? So it's like but for some reason it is just you know, like Taylor Swift doesn't seem authentic You know what I mean? Like you're right There's like a barrier the same shit happens with Kamala is a barrier, bro You know why why? Because just like Taylor Swift just like Kamala. They're both playing a game that don't exist anymore that manicured Curated, you know Presentation of yourself that you present to the world people see through that shit They're both playing politics in different fields Politics and entertainment Kamala plays politics in politics, but those days are over You got it. We live in an age of transparency. Yo, I'm reading right now. I'm reading Will's book man. Will Smith. Oh, yeah first of all The presentation that will send his book in is by far one of the greatest presentations I've ever seen in my life opposing on Instagram like last week Okay, but it's litter it was literally like this box that had these keys and you Take the letter and put the letter on certain words and different flaps open up like it was it was unreal And then you can unhinge the flaps and hang them up on your wall like plaques Like I got the plaques that came with the box hanging up in the kitchen and our in our breakfast area So, you know, the girls can see that every morning when they're eating But it's like one thing that I realized man and it's so interesting seeing somebody like Will Smith go through this Will Smith was playing a character for 40 years And when you read his book The character was created for personal and professional reasons. Yeah, welcome to a life He felt like a coward, huh? Welcome to adulthood Yeah, we all pretend a little bit. We all got to play a little bit We can't just walk around being ourselves You end up fucking hugging trees and sucking on gemstones or whatever the hell you're doing in your backyard every single day But the crazy part is but it's worse than entertainment those shows. Yes. Think about it. Yes. Yes. Yes. We literally take on other names We become other people like literally and like, you know, you would always hear stories back in the day about like, yeah You know, man when you meet him, he's such a nice person and when you meet her, she's nothing like that But yes, everybody playing a fucking character when it blows your mind that will Smith. Yep Because his character was squeaky clean Didn't even curse. Mm-hmm. You know got flack from the hip-hop community because folks said he was too soft all of this other stuff But that was a character. That's what Kamala, that's what Taylor Swift. That's what they're doing. That does not resonate because just like Robert Green said in the 48 laws of power never appeared too perfect, bro You know, it's funny is that the There is an immense power to Gaining fame and then losing it The the most normal people and one of the best thing that happened to me in my career was getting like a little like fame early on with like guy code and then losing it and I Got to reset and go. Hey, who am I because the first time you get famous at least for me Like I found myself wanting to justify Why I was on TV to the people I met, you know, like these people would be fans and I'd be like I want to deliver what they saw on TV I want to make them laugh I want to live up to this expectation that they have for me, right? And you you're living for these other people. That's probably what what will was talking about And I'm sure you earlier in your career you walked in the room and everybody's like here's the wild guy Charlotte man of God. You're like, okay. I gotta say some wild shit 90% and then I think what happens is you're living for this character, right? And then you can lean further into the character that gets rewarded you look at a guy like Andrew dice clay who's a Jewish guy from Brooklyn and then Cultivates this very Italian influenced character and then ends up living as that and he is Yeah, you didn't know this Oh, it's a character and now he now he has to be that that is who he is I'm sure that there's aspects of this there really him. I'm sure he grew up in the neighborhood around the guys Right, don't get me wrong, but he's like leaned all the way in I'm telling you losing it and then just being able to recenter and go Oh, this is who I am This is how I like to act and then and then if you get some fame again If you're lucky enough to have some success again You realize that all you have to be is yourself And that that's okay and that that's enough And then just being nice to someone that meets you on the street is maybe even better than making them laugh Right, like just getting on that moment But but you can't get it unless that's taken away and will has been famous since he's 18 You know all these people have been famous their whole lives They they haven't been able to just recenter and go who the fuck am I really and can I stop living for all these other people? Yeah, that's what he talks about he talks about how you know Personally the character will Smith wasn't working no more and professionally the character wasn't working no more You know, he was like he was like at first when it started happening in his personal life Whenever something whenever you're whenever something bad is happening in your personal life If you're still getting money if you're still doing numbers all of that shit like you won't give a fuck Right, like unless you're a very self aware person you can check the ego. Yeah, but when when things started like hitting the wall and the movies weren't you know Doing the numbers that they once were and You know, hollywood is like, I know you used to get this but let me give you this It's like yo, it really made him have to have to hit reset and lost the fame Yeah, it's a little bit of a lost game. No, he didn't lose the fame but he I mean will smith will always be famous forever, but he lost some of that influence He lost some of it and he because he lost it. He didn't have to chase it to keep up with it So now he's forced to make this decision Okay, I'm not making as much as I used to do and I'm not doing let's say the films that I used to do What do I really want to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It can be a blessing. I'm telling you man. It can be a blessing Because for me it was the exact opposite. I was Super successful and wasn't happy. Yep. You know what I'm saying? I was super successful and personal life was in shambles because I'm gonna put on a mask Huh, you got to put on a mask every day. You got to pretend Yeah, and you know you coming home to your wife and she's like who the fuck are you? Yeah, what are you doing? You know, and then your friends you got your friends like when man, I can't wait tomorrow I can see the real you that's why you got to have women around you, bro Women women don't see women don't really really see the real you your boys will check you too But you got to really be doing some like next level shit For your boys. It'll be yeah Like you got to really be on a like a whole different wave That's kind of like a detriment to not just you but everybody else for your boys to be like, y'all think you're wilding, bro Yeah Yeah, you got to be you definitely got to be hurting yourself Like if I don't know I feel like as guys like if one of our friends is doing something wild But he's successful and he's not hurting himself or his family I'm like yo go get yours do your thing have fun the second you start hurting you That's why I got to step in 100% man It's just interesting. I mean all of it is so interesting, but it's a journey that I hope everybody I hope everybody gets to go on man Like yo, you do not have to be stuck in no one place Like I would not want to be the person who was a character in their 20s and still betraying that character in their 30s Their 40s and yo hip-hop. This is why I love the fact that hip-hop has gotten old because you've watched Jay Z evolve Into Sean Carter like this is that's who he is. He's the guy that wanted to grow his hair out And be married and be in the art and everything else And and those are those are things that develop over time Same thing with world smith will smith is like a really spiritual dude You know not he's he's always been that way when you read his book because of his grandmother and his mom and everything else but boy When you set a goal and your goal is to be the biggest movie star in the world And then you achieve that That's great But what does that do for you as a human? What does that do for you as a man? What does that do for you as a person? Like I want to continue to grow and continue to evolve because all that shit can be turned off You're not always be the biggest movie star in the world You're not always be the biggest comedian in the world You know, you're not always be the biggest radio personality in the world Like things change. Yeah, they just do. Yeah, but but but what are you as a man? Yeah, it is a privilege to be able to go on that journey though You know I'm saying like a lot of people got to worry about making ends meet They can't even they can't even sit back and relax and go am I being myself? right They're going I got to go to work and I got to be this character that I put on to work. That's why like Everybody got to play a character like you go to work at the corporate office. You're not being you You know, I think really wealthy people get to have this self exploration Because they have the privilege to be themselves But if you work at uh, you know blah blah blah and blah blah blah Johnson and Johnson or whatever you walk into work You don't get to just be you you don't get to dress how you want to dress Talk to people how you want to talk you got to be a character too. Just nobody gives a fuck about them You know, it's so interesting that you say that man. I find that Some of the most whole people I meet Some of the most healed people I meet are people who are not Celebrities at all are who aren't well off at all You know what I mean? Like they just That's just how they choose to live life and they're also very happy Yeah, you know what I mean? Like that's why I always say happiness is subjective Like you could be the guy with 50 million dollars and be miserable Or you could be the guy with 50 thousand dollars You know, I mean are five thousand dollars And be happy as hell just because of the way you choose to show up in life Like I really do be wondering is elan must happen Yeah I'm on that too. Like, uh, yeah, I don't know that is a great question. I don't know And what makes me say things like that is how I see how he he got at bernie this week. You know what I mean Yo So that was that was wild corny Like Bernie just said the most reasonable shit bernie said hey, I think rich people should pay their fair share in taxes And then elan was like you're not dead yet You know, I mean like Pay your fair share elan But that's when you know you out of touch, but guess what elan don't give a fuck that he out of touch He's a billionaire Like he did that for the other billionaire duck. Trust me all the other 1% They was like You ever seen that meme with the dude in the glasses in the hoodie? That's how they was around or they was around elan like that the rest of us are like The fuck is wrong with this thing? Yeah, I mean, look, I'm not a big fan of bernie's economic plan at all But having everybody pay their pay their fair share is I think a very reasonable thing like there's other things you would clobber him about and uh The thing that's interesting about elan. He's so brilliant is that He got everybody to buy into tesla right and Once everybody is tied into your economic success Nobody criticizes you It's like china got the world by the balls right now because they make all of the goods that we use So they can have a concentration camp of muslim chinese people and the rest of the world just looks the other way right because We need to get our t-shirts. We need to get our containers. We need to get all the things we need They made the world dependent on them and that's what elan did everybody in this room probably right now Everybody on the zoom is invested in tesla stock. So I don't want to see elan go down I want to see elan keep thriving because they're not dropped Yeah, my 13 year old daughter literally was talking to me last night saying how she don't want no tesla stock Whoa, and I'm like, well actually now's the time to buy But like it's you know, it's it's like that's the other part of life too when you start having kids man and like I got some really brilliant kids like my daughter was saying stuff to me last night. She said to me. What's the stock ticker? And I was like, excuse me I'm like what what are you what are you talking about? She was like, what's the stock ticker? What's the what's the stock ticker symbol for square? I'm like, I have no idea what you're talking about And I go I had to google it and I'm like, oh Yeah, okay, it's sq or whatever But just the fact she knows that at 13 years old as far those are the kind of things man If that don't reshape you was a person nothing will bro. I wish I wish my parents were more uh financially literate And they were though My parents did very well. They And they uh invested in in real estate because that's the thing that they understood But they didn't know anything about the stock market. They lost a ton of money like, you know They knew something else social. They knew something else. What's that something else? Ownership your mom had a dance studio Why you think you are so big on being an entrepreneur and being independent right now 100% I 100% seeing them do it seeing them hustle like that seeing them work, you know 20 hour days like that instilled everything in me, but And I wouldn't trade that for anything. I mean, you know, you get different advice from different people But like I know certain friends who Grew up kind of like your daughters are growing up where like they're asking questions about the stock market and talking about investing And like that was so foreign to me Even now I barely invest You know only reason I'm invested because everybody's telling me this inflation shit is coming And your money's going to be worth less even if it's sitting there So I'm like, all right, I gotta get I gotta move it somewhere But I don't know it just makes me happy that your kids are getting into that early because it's a language Bro, they teach it in school. My daughter my 13 year old daughter said to me already no finances The only thing I'm gonna ever use from any of this stuff Really like that was her that's her language. She said that I didn't confirm I didn't confirm it with her that she was absolutely right Yeah But yes, I was like Wow And they teach them how to do the stocks in school like they got Classes but and they're trading with real companies So they're really learning about what these real companies are doing So it's like yo, at least you know what you're getting for christmas All right, because I'm buying y'all stocks the days the toys are over I might still get the younger ones But you miss 13 yo, we not we not playing monopoly with the stock game We won't you really gonna be in it and I showed her my portfolio I showed her my portfolio. I showed her my portfolio. I let her know, you know how diverse my portfolio is I'll show her my smp 500. I'll show her the individual stocks. I'm invested in You know ask for some things that she wants to invest in like it's Yeah, I'm saying all that to say if that don't reshape your your your your train of thought There's no way you can ever be In character with that. Hmm Because these kids will humble this shit out man, I want to do that with uh I want to do that with everybody who works for me. I want to like I want to have like a fund where they can put a percentage of their income into the fund And then that money gets invested automatically with one of these bigger companies that obviously I have access to that they might not have access to because I have more money, right and then Even like for me if somebody started taking my money 10 years ago and investing it imagine what it'd be worth now So then give them the opportunity to take advantage of this market the ups and downs and like learn about it In a pretty safe way and then 10 years from now they look back and they're like, holy shit. Thank god I was given that few hundred dollars a month To this fund. That's my kid's college fund You know That's how I feel I feel the same way I'm looking because I look at my smp 500 from last year and I know the market Was different last year in the top. I think they said that that like the smp 500 That's only been down like, you know, it's only been down like that markets only I could be saying it's totally wrong I'm quoting uh, earn your leisure and and in you know, the master investor, but it's like Five it's only been down five times in like the last However many years and last year was one of those times. Thank god. I had a financial advisor You know what I mean who's Up on that kind of information You know who can tell me look you need to go invest in this, you know right now But I'm looking at my smp 500 from last year as opposed to this year And the money that is made so I'm like, yo imagine if And they tell you don't even touch that stuff for like 30 years, right? 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Thank you all so much man We added a show in toronto that should sold out in seven minutes That felt like a fucking rock star unbelievable support up there in toronto for us. We added another show Um, I think there might be a few tickets left to that so Shit, we might just keep adding toronto if you keep fucking with us. We're gonna keep adding Um, obviously we got radio city music hall. We added another one at radio city music hall So get those tickets while you can uh, and then we added a bunch of a bunch more shows this week as well We got pittsburgh. We got braya california san jose california. We got um oxnard california cochella california Uh new orleans atlantic city Uh portland and seattle. We added another show in each of those cities as well and uh This week i'll be in minneapolis and fargo and then the week after that We got thanksgiving week after that jacksonville and boston go check it out Thank you so much everybody who came out to chicago the chicago theater. That was unbelievable biggest venue I performed him and uh, we did two shows there and yeah We always have held me down and I just really appreciate that and thank you guys for being there. That was awesome I calculated an easy 1.3 million dollars just now easy. I mean easy fucking money I calculated an easy 1.3 just now for what for what though for what though But what you mean for what you don't do these shows for free. Oh for all over the shows Yes, oh, oh that's light my friend. That's light Oh If you count pockets, you got to count the cargos too, you know what I mean, come on If you turn pockets, you better make sure you count the cargos too, motherfucker. All right Hey, listen mine is simple man. Uh this saturday November 20th, matter of fact, let me make sure that's a saturday. Uh, yes this saturday november 20th I'm having my annual turkey giveaway in months corner, South Carolina. So from 1 3 p.m Pull up to the berkeley high school student parking lot four six west main street months corner, South Carolina Me along with one of my my my charity third eye awareness will be doing our annual turkey giveaway from 1 to 3 p.m So pull up, you know while supplies last we got you on the birds Make sure you check out the gods on his truth every friday night at 10 p.m on comedy central We had as sharing a soldier boy on last week. Um, very happy to see that both those conversations with various reasons Have have gone with the kids called viral. Yes, you know what I mean? So it's good You know, it's always a pleasure to see like 10 12, you know different articles about content Especially being that we come on friday nights friday nights is a weird time. You know what I mean? Yeah, things be shut down on the weekend, but you know Uh, yeah, we did we did very well this week and kevin heart is on this week. We got kevin heart on Oh, this friday Yeah, so this tune in this friday 10 p.m on comedy central is actually going to be our capitalism episode So you want to see a parent's room? You know dr. Claude anderson? Uh I don't want to say who else just yet, but dr. Claude anderson will be on Um chico bean will be on and kevin heart is our very special guest So this friday at 10 p.m on comedy central god's honest truth and you can scream us on paramount plus right now and make sure you go Check out, uh the the latest addition of black enterprise magazine what Dolly bishop one of the most powerful, you know people in podcasting according to inside radio um in the president of the black effect podcast network Also a owner she has equity in the black effect podcast network as well She was she she's gracing the cover of black enterprise and she was uh, she was gracious enough to allow me to tag along So the new cover of um black enterprise magazine. Go check that out You know dolly bishop and myself talking all things black effect podcast network because you know We just getting started. We had a very very very successful year So thank you to everybody that's tuning into all the different podcasts on the black effect podcast network And I I cannot wait to show y'all what we got up our sleeves For year two And beyond it's not easy man. It's not easy You know I'm saying you hope to have success when you launch these businesses You hope to have success when you launch these companies Shots, you know, you hope to have success when you launch these toys But man, I don't take none of them for granted But I know when you look out at that crowd and you see them sold our souls You don't take that for granted, bro No, it's the coolest thing in the world and like um like humble buy it and so fucking grateful and Yeah, it's just a wild experience. You walk out on stage You see that many people that like decide to get a babysitter that night or get an uber put some clothes on buy these too like Yeah, just means a lot man and like people who have come back year after year after year that means That means just so much You know because there's a lot of motherfuckers who can go out there and they can like sell out some shows once And then the jig is up because people go to the show and they're like this is whatever But it's like I want to make sure that this is the best short show you've ever seen Like that's always the goal because I'm so fucking grateful. I'm so grateful. I even get to do this shit for a living so So yeah, anything less than that is uh Unsatisfactory we are so lucky dude. We are so lucky Bless me. I'm so sensitive in my old day I'll be about to cry for every motherfucker I'm not lying bro. I feel Everything man, and I know I'm a cancer. So I'm naturally an empath What I'll be feeling everything and I'll be feeling extreme gratitude like and it's not even just for me like when even of course when I look at the black enterprise cover and I see You know dolly and just knowing like man, that's my family. That's my loved one for real and Looking at what she's done with the black effect like this vision, right? I can go to your page And cd sold out showed I was looking at the 85 south show and I was looking at how like three years ago. They were They were somewhere like a club in greensboro And now they're performing in front of 12,000 people Oh, that should be making me like I'll be I'll be like choked up like god damn man when you know people's Struggle and you know what they came from and you know how they started that shit hits Different. Yeah, I don't want to hear shit about no illuminati I don't want to hear shit about no satan rituals. I don't want to hear shit about nobody having to be gay to get on Y'all just gonna be knowing what people be going through man. I've seen it. I've watched it Yeah There's so many there's so many people you can point to right now I can't speak for the the generations before us. We didn't come up with them. I'm talking about this generation now It's so many people you can point at people can point at I can tell you exactly how their origin story started At least professionally Yeah You know, yeah, they don't get it like I like And I don't want to say too much. I I've watched you cry Yeah Because things weren't moving the way you wanted them to move. Yeah for sure like literal tears. Yeah Yeah, and now what we out here baby Yeah, that's what makes it sweet man. It's like I'll tell you man sustained belief Is a powerful fucking thing man and like it's just sustained belief And I think it's like something like that this resonated for years, you know Like you see all these stories like even biblical stories like the jews wandering around the desert like eventually They're like now we got this we're gonna we're gonna get there Just keep going down the path and with 40 years later, whatever it is Then you know, they pop up on it and it's like I don't know just believe it in yourself Despite everybody telling you it's not gonna work out or it can't work out this way or it hasn't been done that way And then it eventually happens Yeah, I remember like distinctly like When I was putting out one special I had mapped it out and I was like I'm gonna put this thing out And I'm gonna put it out in chunks and it's gonna gain some steam and maybe you will get on the radar of Rogan and maybe you know, he'll give me the opportunity to come on his podcast But I'm not gonna I'm not gonna ask it has to be something that you know comes from that You know, I what I want to do is just put the work out there And and exactly I just want to earn it like I don't want no favors or nothing like that If you feel like it's worthy then sure and I remember Mapping that out and I remember it happening And it was surreal Like I remember doing a show in LA and the rogan came to watch and I was like What the fuck and I remember later that week like getting a call Hey, do you want to come on a podcast and I was like, holy shit And I remember going on the pod and having this there's this great pod and then flying back home and I remember crying I I was just like To believe something For that long we're talking about like years And then it actually Come to fruition. It was just powerful man. I I don't know any other way to describe it What you're talking about is the power of manifestation And when you realize how powerful your mind is bro when you realize the things that you can Conceive just by believing you would really really really monitor your thoughts in the real way That's another reason I started going to therapy and all that stuff like that because I understood how powerful my brain was so when those thoughts of like You know defeat and lack of self-worth And you know feeling like I may not want to be here when that shit started the way really really heavy on me I was like Careful because my mind my mindset was I don't know what got Lauren Hill to her point I don't know what got Dave Chappelle to his point back in the day I don't know what got 100,000 back to his point and you know, those those aren't those aren't extreme examples because they're still here But just just the disc why they chose to disconnect I I could totally understand that and I just didn't want that. I didn't know what that could be I didn't know what that was at the time So I was like, yo, let me go do some motherfucking work on myself because I know how powerful my mother fucking brain is And if I keep telling myself, this is what it's gonna be This is what it's gonna be because that's the thing that people forget Like you hear people talk about all the time like the secret or whatever it is like and manifesting You know your dreams But like you could manifest your nightmares too if all you think about all day is how you ain't shit How you're never going to be successful how you're not good at anything like guess what you're going to be Not successful not good at anything and not shit So it's like I don't know I try to keep those thoughts out of there I mean naturally you're going to humble yourself and especially if you're in a competitive industry You're just going to be humbled by the industry But like I'm not trying to sit around and go, you know a look how worthless I am You know, there's a million people on the internet that will remind you of that I'm gonna take as much of that fucking time I got to tell me that I can achieve whatever the hell I want to achieve Even if it sounds absolutely ridiculous I'd rather be positively ridiculous Than negatively realistic That's listen. That's why I love the internet. I love the internet because there's always those moments that like That that that shield you And a lot of times that fuel comes from those people telling you that you ain't shit Are those people telling you that you're wrong? Are those people telling you that you're doing it wrong? You know what I'm saying? I love that. I love when everybody raps rally around the loser All right, let me be over here and just doing whatever it is that I do point all the fingers at me I don't want none. I don't want none of that Fake shit because it's all fake anyway, right because you know how you know It's all fake because those same people that'll Cheer you and tell you that you're doing it, right? Even though you're clearly doing it wrong When you finally when it when it when it's fine when it's finally apparent to everybody that you're doing it wrong They all go away and then they start talking shit about you But so the so the love was never real. So I rather I love when certain things happen And then The process of elimination, baby. Yeah, just just just naturally just That person goes that person goes you pick a side you go stay over there great Now you make it clear For me and my vision and for me and my conglomerate to do what it is that we do And my favorite quote ever is from not said Jones much success to you Even if you wish me the opposite because sooner or later, we'll all see who the prophet is That's just how I'll be feeling. So I thank god for everybody that's been uh walking with us on this journey Did you see this tiktok user who let her mom and sister sleep with her husband? What Yes Their swing is so the mom Let's her sister. No the woman lets her mom and sister sleep with her husband I gotta see this girl because usually swingers Telling there with you. Yeah, she's right next to me. Usually swingers are pretty ugly Pull it up Taylor Like I can't fathom that she's good looking because when you have something that nobody wants you're willing to share it But if you've got something that people actually want you want to keep it to yourself. It looks to me It looks to me like She's married to They're white or whatever. Of course married to like Somebody that's not white it's not black I'm thinking latino in some way And he probably got that thing man You think he got that hammer You probably got that ascension bottle, bro. He got that ascension Can you open that up Taylor that don't won't work on my finger? Show it to him Taylor I can't fathom that there's just no way it's just too weird. It's too weird I mean sharing it with your mom With the mom bro. I'm putting it in the group shot. Hold on one second. Let me see your whole computer This is just weird, bro But how does the mom look though? Like a mom hot mom Hold on Taylor A mom and daughter have revealed that they both sleep with the same man and they don't see anything wrong with it Matty Brooks lives with her husband in the u.s. But as she explains in her tiktok video that she's not in the mood She's quite happy for her mom to sleep with him This is because both matty and her mom and her husband are swingers Meaning they are an open relationship swapping sexual partners at swinging parties and events Speaking in the video, she said me and my mom are both swingers and it's great. You know why? Because when i'm not in the mood, I can just let my husband have her. Yeah, i'm that kind of wife I let my husband have her a couple times a week No, it's not her mom That's my share they're hugging with it's her sister sometimes plays with her husband, too. That's cat What you mean that's cat, bro. That's not her mom is hotter than her real talk if we're gonna be honest about it And um, the husband looks mexican That's what i'm saying. He looks like he's not he's not white clearly. No, he's not white White people we don't have that type of sex drive, but i but latino i believe could handle that to me That's just be too much pressure to like sad like Dude imagine disappointing a whole family of women. It's like one. It's enough to disappoint just Just your girl, you know what i mean, but you got to disappoint the mom and the sister too How you even have things given, you know what i mean? They all look at you like All right, which one of us getting the mediocre dick tonight Okay, i would love some stuffing all right, but i guess i only can get the one that i'm cooking All right If somebody brings some real stuffing over here, you know clearly he got to be putting it down though You're not gonna share nothing mediocre with the family. Are you or you feel more confident sharing the mediocre? Because if it was the real real you would never want to share it But you don't you don't you don't give people bad restaurant recommendations Yeah, but it's not your restaurant Mmm You know what i mean When it's your restaurant, it hits different it hits different. I don't know this girl's weird something's off You're sharing dangling with your mom. That's just weird bro. It's more common than you know I thought we had uh, we had shanbu dram On god's on his truth a few weeks ago and like she's in a non monogamous marriage Like you know a lot of these kids are into this stuff man Like I don't want to call them kids, but the younger generation is into these non traditional relationship, bro What do you think you think you can pull it off? No, my ego is way too fragile for that What about just you being non non monogamous? I don't want that. I've learned that energy is um Energy is precious man. I don't be wanting to swap energy with everybody like that Like like I would have to have like a real spiritual energetic Attraction to somebody to want to get with them physically and I just don't need that at this point I really honestly don't need that at this point in my life. And when I think about What about what about just a sweet cocksuck every once in a while? Don't want it does nothing for me It does nothing for me Even back in the day. It did nothing for me. I just you know, it literally was all ego Yeah, but a sweet cocksuck was great dude. Just a nice sweet cocksuck. No big deal. Like I don't lie. I love the way you say that It's turning me on a little bit I'll just say it a sweet cocksuck is a totally different thing We're not talking about intimacy line on one another sweating Keep your shirt on and just a sweet cocksuck at the edge of your your bed. And then that's it I'm writing that down. That's a line or something. That's how you walk up to how much for a sweet cocksuck How many how many calories in a Three salt water taffy and one sweet cocksuck to go, please Can I have a warm sweet cocksuck please with a little bit of salt around the room? It doesn't even sound like cheating as it doesn't right. It's just it really doesn't imagine A sweet cocksuck. It's so different than cheating cheating is intimacy Cheating is like hugging and hearing breath, but a sweet cocksuck dude. That is so crazy Just totally different. You're gonna be like you cheated on me. I'm like, no, ever did you beg me like that I do not do on you. All I did was partake in a sweet cocksuck. That's it. I did my part You know what I mean? All I'm doing out here is trying to have get a sweet cocksuck and you coming over here hating like elon musk Pop up out my comments while I get this sweet cocksuck I don't listen. I don't want those problems man. I personally just don't want those problems. I'm a good When I say I'm so good I'm good, bro. Yeah, how do you feel you you feel like you need sweet cocksucks here? I mean look I don't think there's anybody on the planet except you that doesn't enjoy a sweet cocksuck from time to time I like the energy and not cheating bro. No, no, you know me. I've been good. I'm always good That's that's what it is You know, I mean, you know, but if like for example our girls formed a coalition And it was the let your husband get a sweet cocksuck every once in a while a committee or coalition And uh, they approached us and they're like we think it's very important Uh for you guys For your mental health to get a sweet cocksuck every once in a while It'd be something that I would consider on behalf of my my wife Yeah, I don't yeah, I can't uh, I mean You wouldn't do it for your wife, bro. Like if your wife was like, I need you to do this for me I need you to get a sweet cocksuck for me You wouldn't do it for your wife. Would you would you want your girl to get a healthy poom poom lick? Would you would you want her to get a healthy poom poom lick? They're good for you. They're nutritious All right. There's full of protein All right guys with no taste buds on that thing All right, ensuring that she orgasms Would you want that? nah, that's crazy, bro, but That's crazy, bro. That's crazy. Yeah, you're acting crazy right now, dog Like no, no, no, stop looking over there. Don't look at the healthy poom poom lick me. What do you do? Herb ice herb your eyes. I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want it I don't want it and listen, you know, who knows who knows how I may feel at 50 Who knows how I may feel at 60, you know what I mean? But right now I'm cool Did you see the story about uh The virginia pharmacy that gave 112 kids the wrong dose of vaccine? No Yeah, all of these kids they these kids were going in to get the cobra vaccine And what they did was um, you know, because the cobra vaccine is different for children and adults So being that they didn't have any more of the children vaccine this pharmacy thought that they could cut The vaccine to a third. So if they just gave the kids a third of the adult vaccines They would be fine Bro We got to stop acting like the medical profession isn't like any other job where people go in and they're having a shitty day And they just don't do work good that day people got off days And I don't care if you're a doctor your pharmacist or what you do There are people who have off days or they're not with the shits that day and then they fuck up They fuck up and I bet you they fuck up just as much as the ups guy just as much as the garbage collector just as much as everybody They're not perfect This is a perfect example And then we go and sue their asses fucked up because they got the highest stakes. They're like, oh, it's not our fault It was the system. It was this it's like nah Yeah, I mean was fucked up if you was if you was already skeptical about the cobra vaccine, right? Yeah All right, and it took you forever to get it You know, you're gonna be dragging your feet when it comes to the kids, right? So you finally work up the courage to get your kids the vaccine You take them to the goddamn pharmacy and something like this happens All you're doing is giving every anti-vaxa on youtube Few play fight. Yep That's it Because it's like, why don't y'all give a fuck more? Yeah Is this is this is this stuff even really work? Like you went out of your way To make sure children can get it You're pushing the vaccine on kids. Now when you don't have none of the kids vaccine You like fucking just give them a little bit of the adult vaccine. They'll be all right Yeah And i'm never going back. There's nothing that can convince me to take my kids back after that Are they all right? Yeah, I mean, yeah from what we see they're fine. All right. So then they're fine. What's the big deal then? They they're right It's the principle though. It's the pharmacist man. The pharmacist got to know better, bro And guess what it took a woman a woman dare Notice the woman that took her kid noticed because I guess the the kid's one has a different color cap than the adult one She was like, why isn't that the one for the adults? And so she called him on it and that's how they ended up like having to pump the brakes on everything. Wow She did some bullshit, bro Let's let's pay some bills. Let's pay some bills and come back and do asking idiots All right guys We didn't take a break for a second because today's episode of brilliant idiots is sponsored by the red panda star club Are you tired of not knowing what to invest in and what to know exactly about? 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Let's get back to the show Taylor gang. Let's do some asking idiots This is a great book. I'm holding up too by the way robber green the daily laws. I've added this to my new daily affirmations repertoire So if you're a robber green fan, if you love the 48 laws of power or the artist's deduction or You know the the mastery or the 33 strategies of war The laws of human nature. You're gonna love this. It's just a daily affirmation book That he has and it's based off it's based off all those different books I've just named every book that he's ever done You know, he does an affirmation daily from from run from one of them. So go pick that up Taylor gang. Oh, here's an interesting one From uh, beza 10 sigh. How do you guys feel about facebook and the metaverse? Should we be concerned? Great question beza charlotte hit it um I don't like I don't like it at all. The main reason I don't like it is because It's really going to I believe Take away people's motivation to really do anything in the real world. Um, we had a conversation Uh on brekkies club this week with urnia leisure and um You know, and I've been talking to this about a lot of people. I talked to this with, you know, tristan Uh tristan harris, you know who used to work at google And it's like some people say well, what if this is The new real world reality is it's not so if I can sit at home all day and Create whatever environment I want I can create the clothes that I'm wearing I can create the car that I'm driving I can create the house that I live in like I'm really just stuck in In in here in this virtual world I don't even know if you're using your mind to be honest with you is just I don't know what you're using when you build this world But I just think it takes away your natural drive To like actually go out there and do something with yourself Yeah, I think that you're right man. It's a little scary It's scary, but I also think it's dependent on how great your life is I bet the worst your life is in the real world the more that you're excited about the metaverse And the better your life is in the real world the more excited you are about your life in the real world The less interesting the metaverse is Oh Yes, you know what I'm saying so it's like I bet there are a lot of people who just have horrible lives and they can't wait for the metaverse to pop up They're like, yo, let me get a redo. Let me restart this shit. I hate my job. I hate my family. I hate my loved ones Finally, I get to just Escape from all that in this dream worlds. I get to be the person I've always wanted to be Wow, man, that sounds liberating bro. That sounds super liberating. Well, I tell you what When y'all talk about the movie avatar because this is all it is We're all gonna be able to have our own avatars. You talk about getting lost in characters in real life Always remember that dude didn't come back at the end of avatar. Well, what about ready player one? It feels like more like ready player one. I never saw that. Oh my god. That's a phenomenal movie. Watch that tonight Really, you'll love it. There's a lot of nostalgia in it great storyline Like it literally is this it's people who spend their whole day locked away in this I don't know. I guess this metaverse is what they're calling it Now my question for you is because I don't know this is the metaverse different from facebook's name, which is meta Or is facebook creating the metaverse? I thought that he was changing the name of facebook to meta And then the metaverse The metaverse is like an internet, but you get to exist within it as your avatar What i'm wondering is like the sim world Yes, but who's creating it? Is it facebook's creation? Or are they trying to capitalize on this thing that is the metaverse by changing their name to meta? So it seems like they have ownership over the metaverse as well That's a good point. I have no idea I just was I just thought that it's the metaverse and you can create your own virtual world Which you and your people y'all can have your own community and to your point. Yeah There's people that's already living like this, you know, I mean, I think that like with video game was right At least video game wasn't making money. At least video game was have turned this into something like What they can actually You know eat off it I'm sure it'll get like that in the metaverse at some point But it's like man, I would just hate to see the human condition of a person Like is there certain things we need y'all we need sunlight You know what I mean? We need a certain amount of physical activity Like like is there certain things that you need in order to exist as a human? I think if you stay in your house all day, man, and you be on that metaverse, what happens to the world? Yeah, and I thought about this too. I was like, yo, maybe the world ends up like I am legend, but I doubt it maybe the world It's like during the pandemic when all of us was in the house For a nature reset itself in a real way Yeah Yeah, that is interesting Uh I don't know. I don't like it. I just wonder how much Like outside of our jobs how much like living a lot of people are even doing or are they already on The metaverse by looking at their phone all day or looking at netflix and just like watching movies constantly like Do we do we really take a break from the internet? Not really You know if you're on your phone for six hours a day and you're working for eight and then you're sleeping for eight You know, it's not like you have that much more free time So maybe this is just like a a more interesting effective world to live in like what if instead of just looking at your instagram comments You're engaging with people. You're making friends You're building a community and you're doing it as the person that you'd always like to be Wow, man, that seemed pretty. How do you feel about vr technology? Man, that shit is so cool, dude I had to put it away because uh, I wasn't paying attention to my girl, but I was loving that shit, bro But you got the joint you got the shit with the goggles. What's it called? Yeah, I got that shit early, bro I was all about it man. I was watching surf videos and like surfing with them. I was doing the rock climbing with alex Honnold like it was unbelievable Yeah, I'm thinking about it. I didn't try to porn. I didn't try to porn, but that should look crazy The thing about it though, right? Um man, don't you feel like it it activates You know your fight or flight instinct and you you you really need that like don't you think it's kind of like What about when you really need it? You know what I mean? That's interesting like yeah, because Wait, are you saying like it removes the difficulty of life? Because you're not operating in something with stakes Yeah, because I did I played the creed game right the creed game was why because you're literally in Adonis preeds body so you can look down and see your abs and your arms and all you can look at You know, you so you got Michael B Jordan's body But it's like yo when these dudes are coming at you in the ring Yeah, you're like, oh shit, and I remember I played in a cobble And me and my I don't know what my daughter was playing but she was next to me playing it And my mind literally goes don't you get beat up in front of your daughter? You know what I'm saying so it's like Then you then you tell yourself this is just a game Yeah, wait, what if that affects you in real life? Yeah, what if in real life something happens and you need that? You need that for what is all to kick in you need that fight of flight instinct What's your mind registers it as oh, this is just a game. It's not a real threat. Ah, interesting Yeah, I guess that's entirely possible That's what I'm scared about. Yeah, that's entirely possible that it could kind of numb you to the reality of life Me as you're taking place in this world where there are no real Uh repercussions Yeah, that's that's interesting You just start walking out in the street when you see cars coming because you're like, yeah, it's not gonna hit me It's gonna go right down me. Yeah, and especially the more time you spend in that world. Wow Yeah, we'll have to see it's the way the world is going. I find that's why I find I find your rogue and instagram page so dope because I'm like Like that's the stuff I be reading about that's the stuff I be talking about You know Like what I'm looking at all that like you talking about the metaverse, you know He was talking this week And this something in the wall bench there like how the next evolution in humans is probably going to be You know humans merging with artificial intelligence. Oh, yeah, you know what I mean And you see what elon musk is doing with that nor a link shit, which is that shit that attaches to your brain like man We already hear though We're already here like well, this is this like how different is neural ink from this device right here. I'm holding that I'm holding You know what I mean? It's like the difference is it's inside of our head But this thing right here is connected to my body I take it everywhere I go. It's got tons of information. It's got tons of knowledge Like I can answer any question I need on it, right? It's like I guess the only difference is the neural link is now directly implanted in my brain So now I don't have to search this shit for all that information. It's already in there Lord and mercy But you know, it's a little more convenient, bro. We're we're about to be old ass men, dude You remember when we look at our parents? This is the crazy shit We look at our parents because they didn't know how to like double click a mouse And we're like, man, they don't know nothing about technology Bro, do you realize how far away we're gonna be? From our kids when it comes to technology like I'm like that now I just told you I was talking to my daughter about stops and being that she has an actual class that she does every day Yeah, she's she's using language. I don't even know about Yo, Alicia Renee just hit me just now. It's luta. Alicia Renee Um, and she she was telling me about something she shared with me that she want me to share it's actually a a clip of uh as shared as sharing speaking about um brilliant nitty as an armchair expert and um I'm like, how do I do that? And she was like, man, get one of my needs is to show you how to work it. Like I really don't know I'm like, like this whole collaborating shit on instagram. They got now We can collaborate like you share a picture or some shit. I don't fucking know. I just I I don't know. I gotta figure this shit out. Let's do another asking idiot. All right My girlfriend is incredible But uh, she wants to wait for marriage to give head Let me tell you something homie marco the homie marco Uh You don't get more head after you're married. So if you're not getting any head right now You better get used to it All this is showing me that we got to open up a sweet sweet cocksuck food truck That's The brilliant that he is need a sweet cocksuck food truck. And that's that that's who we that's who we advertise to we advertise Men like him who want to get married But feel like that girl isn't gonna give head until they get married. So we pull up Pay a few dollars for sweet cocksuck And you keep it moving bro a sweet cocksuck food truck. Maybe we can do it virtually Maybe Maybe there's something we can do like maybe there's some type of Device we can give guys to get that sweet cocksuck feeling You know for those who aren't getting it from the woman they potentially want to marry Yes. Yes. Yes. What is that device like a trip to columbia or No, I think it's something we can make it let it be virtual you put the virtual goggles on So now, you know, you got all of these different women or guys you can choose from You know what I mean and you put and they probably already got this you put the device on And you get that sweet cocksuck Yo, that's crazy, but that might work That might work. Sorry. I already got that. I'm almost positive. They already got that. Yeah, but cleaning is gonna be a bitch They gotta probably Say what do you say? No, I'm saying cleaning that thing is gonna be a bitch That's that's when you get sweet cocksuck cleaners, bro. This is a whole franchise This is a whole franchise Now you got sweet cocksuck cleaners to clean out the sweet cop cup the sweet cocksuck cups So we got the sweet cocksuck food truck the sweet cocksuck cups the sweet cocksuck cleaners Now we got merchandise like we bro, this is this could be the new hooters if we play this right I'm serious man Like you playing i'm dead serious There's a need for this bro. I bet if you search the origins of hooters it started somewhere like this Wow, dude Hooters is probably wild problematic back in the day and we don't even know it. Yeah Holy shit, that's hilarious. You want to do something do it. All right, you want to do one more? Let's do one more and get up out of here okay, um That's a question. I don't understand Okay, do you think oh, they love the metaverse bro Um Okay Insta wheeze 23 ass Um, are y'all already putting on the winter weight? No, I started I started losing I started losing On purpose like like I wanted to lean out Really yeah, yeah, I've lost like I think I've lost like 12 pounds. Oh shit Yeah, because I think I was I got to like 181 182. Yeah, you were letting loose a little bit Let loose a little bit man. I was wilding man. It was a little bit of uh, you know still in pandemic mode But I feel like I was doing a lot of comforting You know what I mean and being that I you know, I do edibles on the weekend You know for my like anxiety and stuff like that, you know, that should give you the munchies So I was wild. I was and I was wild and wild and I'm talking about red velvet cake cookies Herat cake shit. I would never normally eat my wife was like, you don't even eat that type of shit I'm like, I don't know why I'm craving this shit. Also, when I'm on my wife was pregnant That's another thing to have. Oh, yeah, because you even with her That's right. She was pregnant and she was you know Having a lot of those cravings and we was in here a while and then goddamn cookies from Wegman's That 15 pack of chocolate chip cookies from Wegman's fine smoke That red velvet cake from Wegman's slapping Yeah, bro. Wegman is the greatest grocery store of all time, bro And this comes from somebody who grew up on full line pickle wiggly and bilow Um that is What is it called collective wisdom in the north? I think in like the northeast or something like that like above new I think they're trying to come to brooklyn Wegman's but like people in the northeast I'm pretty sure correct me if i'm wrong if anybody knows but they fuck with Wegman's like crazy Especially like upstate new york. That is the greatest grocery store ever. They're in love with it. Nothing is better than Wegman's And I think we're just starting to get them down here, but Whole Foods is like taking over the game Whole Foods is cute. I like Whole Foods Something about Wegman's, bro. My wife went into Wegman's. I was like, where has this place been all my life? Tell me what is it? What's the Honestly, man, when I think about it, I really think it's the food Because they got a the one the one that's close to my house. They got a burger bar in it I don't know if that's the norm with the Wegman's That was that was one of your charlemagne isms, bro Hey, what's so good about the grocery store? Honestly? I'm pretty sure it's the food inside the food place that makes the food place so good like Now that I really think about it like if I'm gonna really truly be honest here What makes the food place good is the food I would have to ask my wife what she likes about Wegman's me personally. I like the food I like the burger bar. Uh-huh. They got they got this pizza spot. That's crazy. The bakery is phenomenal They got this other they got another bakery just for like muffins and breakfast shit like I don't know and Nila Nila said that to me when they not I was like, you ever had the cupcakes from Wegman's I was like nah And she was like they slap And so I know my wife always went to Wegman's so I went to Wegman's to go get the cupcakes And I was like, have you seen these fucking double chunk chocolate chip cookies? That's what I was drawing towards and so now I can't see Like it wasn't your choice like When Wegman's chocolate chip cookies called me I did not motherfucking called him And then the burger bar like we went there for lunch one day and had a burger at the burger bar I'm like, yo this shit Wegman's Yeah, I you know, maybe I'm being a prisoner at the moment, but boy Wegman slap different I don't know too many grocery stores slap like what I'm serious because all these other stores just had groceries And what this one after they're like smartphones. They got everything else. They got like the apps and shit Like all that stuff all that stuff I talked about with Wegman's is like the apps by low Food line in pig the wiggly. That's just like I was like the flip phone You know what I mean? Like you was happy when you wouldn't know one of these girls at least for me going up in the country I was happy when I went to one of these grocery stores and they had an arcade That's not a whole arcade, but just one game one arcade game You know what I mean? You said they all day while your mom playing groceries not all day You run out of quarters, but she only had a couple But it's just like they were different Wegman's is just Wegman's slap's a little different I'll fucking Wegman's heavy Yeah, now you want to go visit a grocery store You know I'm in Wegman's no no I did I think I was I think I was in like Rochester some shit and I went but no you got to do it Go there you actually go there go there to eat Like if you ever go into a store high And you just want to grab some shit go in there to eat bro. They got the food in Wegman's slaps Okay, I'm in there shit I'm in there You got it my guy. Yes, sir As always if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots We don't know shit. You're right to with the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening and uh Shokes is filming out of wtf media studios You know salute the wtf peace